Most creative spam email subjects?

[Bires]

I'm noticing that some of the spam email that I've been getting are becoming more and more brazen.

Today:

"Do you have the money that you owe me?"
"We cannot cancel your payment"

What are some other of the most clever/creative subjects?

[ski]

" Are these dates free?"
" do you prefer shopping at Target or Walmart?"
" I think there may have been a mistake or you just forgot to..."

[Paymaster]

Welfareloser still has you beat with by the horney armpit lies a filthy television (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70522&highlight=spam)

[ShawnLee]

Nothing fun from me. Just the same ole' Nigerian prince who's dad was deposed.

[bachviet]

I delete all spam mails without looking at the titles.

That's pretty creative title you have up there.

[usedillusion]

"Go On A Blind Date With Over 100,0000 Singles !" (you gotta be creative to make up a number)
"H.ello,!my!nam.e!is!Rob.ert!Down.ey!Jr.!pl.es.e!r.ead!this!car.efully ovvitw endl " (since he was in jail maybe he needed me to help with a foreign bank transfer?)
"Nature's Most Erotic Mistakes"

it's gotten so bad that my friend was leary to open an e-mail that said "missed call" thinking it was spam. it turned out to be from a real person.

[chadlnc]

Re: (no subject)

[Mike_N_Ike]

I get a lot of "Re: It was so great to see you again"s. My spam per day has gotten a lot worse in the last week. I don't know why it pisses me off so much. I mean, I get real junk mail all the time and don't care. Sometimes when they send phone numbers in the message and it's especially deceptive, I'll block my cell number and call it and tell them to f**k off. :(

[CornMonkey]

"Dear Beloved in Christ"