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p3rsian
09-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Are you a man who enjoys shopping, snappy shoes and a crisply starched buttondown? Have you ever frosted your hair or bought a pair of low rise bootcuts? Do you prefer a good martini over a sudsy draft? Get with it hipsters, you may be a metrosexual.

do the quiz !!
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/quiz?event_id=418

You answered 10 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions
9-11 correct: Call your fam and friends -- you're a metro!

kimchicowboy
09-12-2004, 04:51 PM
where's the link?

so far, i hope not. :P

p3rsian
09-12-2004, 04:57 PM
where's the link?

so far, i hope not. :P

sorry forgot to put it
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/quiz?event_id=418

ray
09-12-2004, 05:17 PM
No.

blueindian
09-12-2004, 05:24 PM
no

poiselle
09-12-2004, 05:54 PM
Nope. 1 of 12

LegendKiller
09-12-2004, 05:59 PM
3

1. I put stuff in my hair since the crap curles on me all of the time in the FL humidity.

2. I have about 10 pairs of shoes

3.I am currently reading Persuasion Engineering by Richard Bandler, book on NLP.


Rest of the stuff is stupid.

ialsohaveadream
09-12-2004, 06:21 PM
I don't even have to take the test. I have enough gay friends to know that I'm definitely not.

HmpDeeHmp
09-12-2004, 07:15 PM
5 out of 12 correct.

xsiled2
09-12-2004, 07:23 PM
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

metro is shorthand for homosexual.

attgig
09-12-2004, 07:26 PM
yeah, i'm still (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66339) not metro...

DankNstickY
09-12-2004, 10:00 PM
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

:( , yet i'm not some dirty/grunjy (sp?) looking guy. ask sho.gun, he'd always hit on me in HS

LegendKiller
09-12-2004, 10:20 PM
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

metro is shorthand for homosexual.

Aren't we awefully judgemental?

OC
09-12-2004, 10:25 PM
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

p3rsian
09-12-2004, 10:30 PM
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.
how is that possible !!!!

BrewMaster
09-12-2004, 10:30 PM
1 out of 12.

my fiance makes sure my eyebrows are plucked to be two seperate entities. i can dig that.

xsiled2
09-12-2004, 10:32 PM
Aren't we awefully judgemental?

not once not ever.

RoniMan
09-12-2004, 10:37 PM
1 out of 12

OC
09-12-2004, 10:46 PM
how is that possible !!!!
I'm a slob.


1 out of 12.

my fiance makes sure my eyebrows are plucked to be two seperate entities. i can dig that.
Not to mention the nostrils.

ShawnLee
09-12-2004, 10:51 PM
I got one out of twelve. I'm not Homer-, err, metrosexual.

eSDee
09-13-2004, 02:18 AM
1 out of 12 here.

Houdini
09-13-2004, 04:43 AM
1 out of 12 here.


Same here. 1/12. :shrug:

cheapie
09-13-2004, 04:48 AM
3/12

nickel
09-13-2004, 04:51 AM
I don't even have to take the test. I have enough gay friends to know that I'm definitely not.
being a metrosexual doesn't mean you are gay.

and i cry bullsh*t, you guys are afraid of the label.

1. you all look in the mirror more than once/day
2. some, if not most, of you put gel in your hair
3. you use moisturizer or "lotion" of some kind :naughty:
4. you have more than 4 pairs of shoes -- boots/sandals count
5. i'll give you the eyebrow thing - not many guys tweeze/pluck their eyebrows
6. the shaving of the back/chest/legs should've included manscaping
7. how many of you actually get a cheap cut at a barber's shop?
8. y'all wear tightie whities? YUCCCCK! that is so grade school
9. no body reads? just bathroom material? :disa:
10. ya'll love to go shopping - if it's to buy something for you = top priority
11. any one of those activities with a hot date on your arm, right?
12. sense of style does vary.


i think you are afraid to admit some stuff, like it's a bad thing :shrug:

faither
09-13-2004, 05:41 AM
Guys, it's not a label that should scare.

That said, "Hell no. I ain't no metrosexual. 3 out of 12." :wavey2:

Cantacuzene
09-13-2004, 05:42 AM
6 of 12.

Merlin
09-13-2004, 05:48 AM
I have a shaved head so about a third of the questions simply don't apply to me. :shrug:

OC
09-13-2004, 06:04 AM
being a metrosexual doesn't mean you are gay.

and i cry bullsh*t, you guys are afraid of the label.

1. you all look in the mirror more than once/day
2. some, if not most, of you put gel in your hair
3. you use moisturizer or "lotion" of some kind :naughty:
4. you have more than 4 pairs of shoes -- boots/sandals count
5. i'll give you the eyebrow thing - not many guys tweeze/pluck their eyebrows
6. the shaving of the back/chest/legs should've included manscaping
7. how many of you actually get a cheap cut at a barber's shop?
8. y'all wear tightie whities? YUCCCCK! that is so grade school
9. no body reads? just bathroom material? :disa:
10. ya'll love to go shopping - if it's to buy something for you = top priority
11. any one of those activities with a hot date on your arm, right?
12. sense of style does vary.


i think you are afraid to admit some stuff, like it's a bad thing :shrug:
Another thing to keep in mind - the choices for each question in that quiz sucked. None of the choices for #9 (reading) reflect my reading habits. Not even close. I'm into history, sci-fi, and green building. If "Kinda fun" was a choice for #10 (shopping), I would have used that. #11 (Friday night) - give me a break. The choices are either "sports nut" or "gay", and I am neither.

Since you've called us guys out about this, in the interests of full disclosure, I'll give my own answers.

1 - Each time I use the men's room at work, but onlt because there's a mirror right in front of the sink. I actually "use" the mirror maybe twice a day.
2 - Yes, I do it all the time. (I have really short hair these days.)
3 - No. I only use lotion when I develop a patch of dry skin, which is not very often.
4 - One, a pair of casual black loafers. I do not currently own boots or sandals.
5 - Yes. They need a minor tweezing about every six weeks.
6 - No.
7 - Nothing, I do it myself.
8 - Assorted collection of boxers and briefs - no tighty whities.
9 - American history.
10 - Kinda fun occasionally.
11 - Home-cooked dinner with a close friend or two.
12 - Comfy and casual.

blueindian
09-13-2004, 06:07 AM
being a metrosexual doesn't mean you are gay.

and i cry bullsh*t, you guys are afraid of the label.

1. you all look in the mirror more than once/day
2. some, if not most, of you put gel in your hair
3. you use moisturizer or "lotion" of some kind :naughty:
4. you have more than 4 pairs of shoes -- boots/sandals count
5. i'll give you the eyebrow thing - not many guys tweeze/pluck their eyebrows
6. the shaving of the back/chest/legs should've included manscaping
7. how many of you actually get a cheap cut at a barber's shop?
8. y'all wear tightie whities? YUCCCCK! that is so grade school
9. no body reads? just bathroom material? :disa:
10. ya'll love to go shopping - if it's to buy something for you = top priority
11. any one of those activities with a hot date on your arm, right?
12. sense of style does vary.


i think you are afraid to admit some stuff, like it's a bad thing :shrug:


:stupid:

the problem though is that some questions were not worded right, like the reading question. there's no option for a technical book, which was the last thing I read.

and the shopping question. there's no option between top priority & special occasion.

that said, i got 5 out of 12 so i'm still not gay, err...metrosexual.

cheapie
09-13-2004, 06:48 AM
Another thing to keep in mind - the choices for each question in that quiz sucked. None of the choices for #9 (reading) reflect my reading habits. Not even close. I'm into history, sci-fi, and green building. If "Kinda fun" was a choice for #10 (shopping), I would have used that. #11 (Friday night) - give me a break. The choices are either "sports nut" or "gay", and I am neither.

Since you've called us guys out about this, in the interests of full disclosure, I'll give my own answers.

1 - Each time I use the men's room at work, but onlt because there's a mirror right in front of the sink. I actually "use" the mirror maybe twice a day.
2 - Yes, I do it all the time. (I have really short hair these days.)
3 - No. I only use lotion when I develop a patch of dry skin, which is not very often.
4 - One, a pair of casual black loafers. I do not currently own boots or sandals.
5 - Yes. They need a minor tweezing about every six weeks.
6 - No.
7 - Nothing, I do it myself.
8 - Assorted collection of boxers and briefs - no tighty whities.
9 - American history.
10 - Kinda fun occasionally.
11 - Home-cooked dinner with a close friend or two.
12 - Comfy and casual.



you only have one pair of shoes??? i have more than my wife. prolly about 10 pairs

Cantacuzene
09-13-2004, 07:32 AM
Nickel, product =/= as gel.

LegendKiller
09-13-2004, 07:59 AM
[QUOTE=nickel]being a metrosexual doesn't mean you are gay.

and i cry bullsh*t, you guys are afraid of the label.

[QUOTE]


I agree with you on that. Its funny that the two people who posted that crap are rather conservative.


LK

nickel
09-13-2004, 08:21 AM
Nickel, product =/= as gel.
no kidding.

i wasn't sure they knew that. cause i am thinking most of them gel.

xsiled2
09-13-2004, 08:26 AM
whats gel...

nickel
09-13-2004, 08:27 AM
whats gel...
gellin like a felon ;)

tupacboy
09-13-2004, 09:39 AM
hell no i'm not metro-questionable!

Kevster
09-13-2004, 09:39 AM
4 out of 12 here.

whitak24
09-13-2004, 10:21 AM
6/12

i look in the mirror frequently, mostly because i obsess over zits
my hairstyle requires "product"
i don't moisturize frequently
i currently have more than 4 pairs of shoes laying out in my room -- total is probably around 12
i REFUSE to rock the unibrow or back hair
i'm all about cheap hair cuts. the nice puerto rican lady down the street gives me great hair cuts for $15
i like the boxer briefs, although boxers and the occasional tighty whities make an appearance
i don't read best-sellers and a rarely read classics. i do read a lot of magazines.
i love shopping. i wouldn't call it a "top priority", but it's definitely an enjoyable activity
i wouldn't really do any of those friday night activities -- i'd rather just chill with my friends. but a game and pizza sound ok
i usually dress pretty preppy, so i suppose refined and respectable.

basically, i don't have any problem with metros or being metro myself, but all things can be carried to extremes, and i think so metros do that.

xsiled2
09-13-2004, 10:53 AM
"One of the 60+ year old jewish women just asked me, "Sarah, what's a metrosexual?"

I had to bust out laughing, I said, "A straight guy who dresses like a gay boy.. remember (TheFleshRocket)? he's a metrosexual"

She goes, "You mean the one who plucked his eyebrows?""

Cantacuzene
09-13-2004, 11:00 AM
Yeah I look in the mirror because I'm hair obsessive. I usually look 3 times before I go out and then right before I get where I'm going.
I do use product, but sometimes gel, it all depends on my hair length.
I dont use moisturizer.
I have at least 7 pairs of shoes, one for each occasion/color.
I do trim my eyebrows because not to is gross. I usually shave my chest in the summer when I go to the beach a lot. Luckily I dont naturally have backhair.
I do get cheap hair cuts.
I usually wear boxers, boxer briefs are a bit gay imo.
I read the classics, of history anyway.
I love shopping whether it be for clothes or electronics.
My friday nights I usually turn in early now that I work, but in college friday was a party night, saturday was a club/bar night.
I usually dress in a surfer style, unless I'm going to work or going to a club then I dress up pretty preppy. For example, I bought a Brooks Brother's argyle sweater vest two weeks ago, which to me is the height of prep.

Like Whitak I don't have any problems with it, because its about feeling your best and basically doing whatever girls prefer.

zenbooty
09-13-2004, 11:03 AM
I had to bust out laughing, I said, "A straight guy who dresses like a gay boy.. remember (TheFleshRocket)? he's a metrosexual"
You seem to know a lot about the behavior of "gay boys."

Methinks xsiled has some secrets in his CLOSET.

DaFunkyUnit
09-13-2004, 11:17 AM
has anyone seen that South Park episode where everyone was acting gay due to the popularity of Queer Eye?

Cartman - "Dude, we're so gay, we're half bi-sexual!!!"

:heh:

BrewMaster
09-13-2004, 11:27 AM
if i had my way everyone would shave their head. i have shaved head and i never pay for haircuts. i bought a pair of clippers 4 years ago so that's $20 for 4 years worth of haircuts. doing it every 2 weeks, that's about 26 cuts a year. you can't beat that with a bat.

and i only look in the mirror when i shave or wash my hands (the mirror is over the sink). i wish there was some sort of anti-Rogaine that would keep the hair off my face and my dome. it's a pain cutting the hair every two weeks and shaving almost everyday.

and every truly metrosexual guy i know has had his sexuality severely questioned by his friends. it is usually in jest, but i kind of wonder some times.

nickel
09-13-2004, 11:39 AM
you guys don't look in the mirror after lunch to make sure there isn't food stuck in between your teeth?

EWWWWWW!

BrewMaster
09-13-2004, 11:41 AM
you guys don't look in the mirror after lunch to make sure there isn't food stuck in between your teeth?

EWWWWWW!
that's why we are guys and not girls. there are many other differences too if you'd like us to point them out...

blueindian
09-13-2004, 11:42 AM
well, since we're all answering qustions publically now...i'll do the same

I look in the mirror at lest 5 times before I leave for work (shave, brush teeth, fix hair, maybe tie a tie, final check)

I use pomade for my hair.

I use lotion b/c I have very dry skin.

I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. Maybe 15.

I do trim my eyebrows.. I've had them waxed a few times b/c my wife likes it. No chest/arm shaving.

I don't get cheap haircuts because when i've done it in the past i've been butchered.

I usually boxer briefs, but not designer. My favorite brand de jeur is Champion.

I read all sorts of stuff. Lately mostly technical books.

I enjoy shopping for stuff for me. I can tolerate shopping for stuff for other people.

Friday nights I usually go out for a few drinks & dinner with my wife before we go home and watch a movie or just chill

For work i dress very preppy-formal (Express, JCrew, Banana). Not at work I dress anywhere from casual to formal, depending on the occassion.

Like Whitak & Canta I don't have any problems with it, because its about feeling your best and basically pimping as hard as you can.

BrewMaster
09-13-2004, 11:46 AM
on the whole tighty whities thing, do you guys wear boxers when you work out or play sports? i gotta have something with more support. you can't be free-ballin' when you're lifting weights or playing basketball. i have tighty whities in my underwear drawer explicity for working out and sports. boxer briefs don't provide the necessary support becuase they stretch out.

and if you wear CK boxer briefs that cost like $15 each, you are a metrosexual. you don't even have to answer the questions, you get 12 out 12.

nickel
09-13-2004, 11:51 AM
on the whole tighty whities thing, do you guys wear boxers when you work out or play sports? i gotta have something with more support. you can't be free-ballin' when you're lifting weights or playing basketball. i have tighty whities in my underwear drawer explicity for working out and sports. boxer briefs don't provide the necessary support becuase they stretch out.

and if you wear CK boxer briefs that cost like $15 each, you are a metrosexual. you don't even have to answer the questions, you get 12 out 12.
what? CK Boxer briefs rock. have you no style?

says it all -----> http://www.flickfilosopher.com/flickfilos/archive/013q/markCK.jpg

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that's why we are guys and not girls. there are many other differences too if you'd like us to point them out...
yeh, nice piece of broccoli you've got stuck between your teeth there. :P

NEXT!

xsiled2
09-13-2004, 11:54 AM
You seem to know a lot about the behavior of "gay boys."

Methinks xsiled has some secrets in his CLOSET.

it was a quote metrotard. :laugh:

cheapie
09-13-2004, 12:12 PM
these are my favorites.

http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regular/chips/694431_563.jpg

followed by

http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/2062/1d/gallery.rei.com/regular/chips/684396_563.jpg

zenbooty
09-13-2004, 12:12 PM
it was a quote metrotard. :laugh:You were quoting yourself, though, Peter Pan. http://wtfiml33t.com/forums/images/smiles/thefinger.gif

cheapie
09-13-2004, 12:13 PM
but every once in a while when they are unavailable whitey tighties.

Merlin
09-13-2004, 12:20 PM
doing it every 2 weeks, that's about 26 cuts a year. you can't beat that with a bat.


Two weeks? Sh!t I have to do it every four or five days. Your hair must grow really slowly.

guiseppewv
09-13-2004, 12:29 PM
being a metrosexual doesn't mean you are gay.

and i cry bullsh*t, you guys are afraid of the label.

1. you all look in the mirror more than once/day
2. some, if not most, of you put gel in your hair
3. you use moisturizer or "lotion" of some kind :naughty:
4. you have more than 4 pairs of shoes -- boots/sandals count
5. i'll give you the eyebrow thing - not many guys tweeze/pluck their eyebrows
6. the shaving of the back/chest/legs should've included manscaping
7. how many of you actually get a cheap cut at a barber's shop?
8. y'all wear tightie whities? YUCCCCK! that is so grade school
9. no body reads? just bathroom material? :disa:
10. ya'll love to go shopping - if it's to buy something for you = top priority
11. any one of those activities with a hot date on your arm, right?
12. sense of style does vary.


i think you are afraid to admit some stuff, like it's a bad thing :shrug:

2 out of 12

1. I put 3 times b/c I there is a mirror above the sink at work.
2. A hat isn't considered "product" :)
3. I use a moisturizing aftershave so I said "yes"
4. I do have more than 4 pr
5. No tweezing
6. no shaving of the back/legs/chest
7. $10-20 haircut (where can you get a haircut in the Balt/DC area for less than $15?)
8. assorted boxers and briefs
9. one of the best sellers
10. don't mind shopping but in NO way is it a top priority
11. I would have said watching the game on Friday but college and pro football is mainly on Sat and Sun sometimes Thurs but very rarely Fri (e.g. Miami vs Fla St and bowl games) so I said option "b" going to the movies.
12. definately not a trend setter

Merlin
09-13-2004, 12:33 PM
on the whole tighty whities thing, do you guys wear boxers when you work out or play sports?
Boxers for casual wear, boxer briefs for some sports (they are snug enough to hold steady) and of course an athletic support (cup) when warranted.



and if you wear CK boxer briefs that cost like $15 each, you are a metrosexual. you don't even have to answer the questions, you get 12 out 12.
Yippie - I win!

guiseppewv
09-13-2004, 12:38 PM
on the whole tighty whities thing, do you guys wear boxers when you work out or play sports? i gotta have something with more support. you can't be free-ballin' when you're lifting weights or playing basketball. i have tighty whities in my underwear drawer explicity for working out and sports. boxer briefs don't provide the necessary support becuase they stretch out.

and if you wear CK boxer briefs that cost like $15 each, you are a metrosexual. you don't even have to answer the questions, you get 12 out 12.

No boxers when working out. You definately need something with some "control".

And, yes, I wear CK boxer briefs but I don't pay $15 for them. Try more like $10. They are just as cheap to buy as hanes or jockey you just have to know where to look......warning: shamless plug....thanks gotapex!!!! :P

nickel
09-13-2004, 12:48 PM
and if you wear CK boxer briefs that cost like $15 each, you are a metrosexual. you don't even have to answer the questions, you get 12 out 12.

Boxers for casual wear, boxer briefs for some sports (they are snug enough to hold steady) and of course an athletic support (cup) when warranted.


Yippie - I win!
mmmm, Merly in CK Boxers :drool:

BrewMaster
09-13-2004, 01:05 PM
Two weeks? Sh!t I have to do it every four or five days. Your hair must grow really slowly.

no, I am just too lazy to shave it every 4 or 5 days. in two weeks it gets about a half inch long and it looks like i have some hair. as long as it doesn't require any care, I am fine with it. when it starts to look like a hair-do of any kind, time for the clippers to come out.

Boxer briefs at Costco are 4 for $9.99. I think they are Champion, but I don't remember. Ain't no way I would pay for CK brand chones. Too expensive to do the same thing. I am a guy, I don't need pricey underwear. My fiancee on the other hand has those fancy expensive chones from Victoria's Secret. She can spend all the money she wants on underwear... :wow: :naughty:

nickel
09-13-2004, 01:12 PM
no, I am just too lazy to shave it every 4 or 5 days. in two weeks it gets about a half inch long and it looks like i have some hair. as long as it doesn't require any care, I am fine with it. when it starts to look like a hair-do of any kind, time for the clippers to come out.

Boxer briefs at Costco are 4 for $9.99. I think they are Champion, but I don't remember. Ain't no way I would pay for CK brand chones. Too expensive to do the same thing. I am a guy, I don't need pricey underwear. My fiancee on the other hand has those fancy expensive chones from Victoria's Secret. She can spend all the money she wants on underwear... :wow: :naughty:
so you want her to dress sexy for you, but you just throw on whatever you find in the bargain bin?

niiiice :|

eSDee
09-13-2004, 01:15 PM
Nickel you're right on your list, however for this particular test you don't get a correct answer unless you select the most metrosexual option. I do a lot of those things you mentioned but for this quiz it wasn't considered metrosexual enough.

Yossarian
09-13-2004, 01:34 PM
nope, i'm a country boy

BrewMaster
09-13-2004, 01:51 PM
so you want her to dress sexy for you, but you just throw on whatever you find in the bargain bin?

niiiice :|

hold your horses and your assumptions there. like a good fiance, I wear whatever she tells me to wear because I concede that she has better taste in clothes than I will ever have. she doesn't give a damn what kind of underwear I put on so I stick with the Costco stuff. I don't ask her to go to VS, she likes their underwear and says it's comfy so she buys it. She was wearing it before we ever met. She buys what she wants. Sure, I like her to dress sexy for me, but she looks sexy in damn near anything. It doesn't need to be VS nor expensive to be sexy.

nickel
09-13-2004, 01:55 PM
*holds her horses* then ;)

i'll bet she does give a damn about your undies.








(they gotta be clean!)

VNMZ
09-13-2004, 08:43 PM
1 out of 12, I hope to get a good paying job so I can afford more luxuries.

YanksFanRy
09-13-2004, 08:46 PM
A whopping 1 out of 12...

DankNstickY
09-13-2004, 11:30 PM
:hmm:

no nickel... i'm not scared of the label. i actually thought i'd get a few 'right'. was surprised when i didnt.

i mostly always wear a hat. i'll wear gel a couple times a week, if that.
besides sneakers, i own 1 pair of casual shoes, and 1 pair of work/paintball boots.
mirror, maybe 3 times a day.
never any lotion.
dont shave, but do manscape.
i've been going to the same barber since i was like... 2 or something. up to $13 now.
never read.
wear boxers.
i'm not much of a out-goer, so it'd have to be the stay home/six pack option.
i shop for me, every once in a while. i hadnt shopped in over a year until a couple months ago.

you get the idea

BrewMaster
09-14-2004, 09:20 AM
*holds her horses* then ;)

i'll bet she does give a damn about your undies.
(they gotta be clean!)

I don't need her to tell me to keep my chones clean. I am a stickler about that myself. I am not your typical "bachelor." My house is cleaner than most homes, no matter what gender inhabits their place. I clean my entire house every weekend, top to bottom. And hell no, I don't recycle underwear. Once it gets worn it must be washed before it is worn again.

Burzhui
09-14-2004, 09:25 AM
*holds her horses* then ;)

i'll bet she does give a damn about your undies.




(they gotta be clean!)

i'm sure she does as well, women seem to care about men's undies, i don't know why, women's panties are so much sexier than men's panties :)

Nickel knows, it's black Polo boxer-briefs for me, coincidentally lolita likes them as well

Burzhui
09-14-2004, 09:34 AM
BTW i got 9 of 12, i'm a metro, but then again i knew it before the quiz, i don't find it to be a bad thing

slaus
09-14-2004, 09:45 AM
It depends if my gf is around to force me to put gel and stuff into my hair or else not usually.

Burzhui
09-14-2004, 09:49 AM
you guys don't look in the mirror after lunch to make sure there isn't food stuck in between your teeth?

EWWWWWW!


you obsess about teeth because you're in the field... you know what i obsess about them too, and everywhere i go i see that people need their teeth fixed

xsiled2
09-14-2004, 10:06 AM
You were quoting yourself, though, Peter Pan. http://wtfiml33t.com/forums/images/smiles/thefinger.gif

i guess my name is sarah and im a girl now..
:spock:

nickel
09-14-2004, 11:36 AM
you obsess about teeth because you're in the field... you know what i obsess about them too, and everywhere i go i see that people need their teeth fixed
ahhh, welcome to my world. :D

and for those who won't/don't bother: without your own teeth, your life is gonna suck. i will guarantee it.

xsiled2
09-14-2004, 11:42 AM
what if your life already sucks then its cool right?

nickel
09-14-2004, 11:43 AM
it would suck more without your choppers.

Merlin
09-14-2004, 12:15 PM
Without teeth all you could do is suck. :hehehmm:

zenbooty
09-14-2004, 12:18 PM
She would suck more without her choppers.Yes, yes she just might! :heh:

Burzhui
09-14-2004, 12:26 PM
ahhh, welcome to my world. :D

and for those who won't/don't bother: without your own teeth, your life is gonna suck. i will guarantee it.


ever since i started working at a dental office it's like you need a crown, you need braces, you need a bleaching and you need a cleaning... kaching ching $$$$

nickel
09-14-2004, 12:41 PM
Yes, yes she just might! :heh:
now that was very bad for my mind's eye...

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ever since i started working at a dental office it's like you need a crown, you need braces, you need a bleaching and you need a cleaning... kaching ching $$$$
you work at a dental office?

Burzhui
09-14-2004, 12:56 PM
you work at a dental office?


dude, get with the program :)
for the past year

nickel
09-14-2004, 01:22 PM
dude, get with the program :)
for the past year
i must've missed the memo. :shrug:

dental residency?

guiseppewv
09-15-2004, 07:03 AM
I think he works at a dental office. I do not think he is a resident.

For once I think I was paying attention. :)

BrewMaster
09-15-2004, 08:51 AM
my teeth are all kinds of crooked but I don't care. My dentist keeps trying to get me to put a crown on a discolored tooth that died after a bike accident as a kid. i don't give a rip and i am not interested in paying for his new porsche cayane or his mustang cobra, so i'll pass.

ialsohaveadream
09-15-2004, 02:53 PM
If I have sex on the DC Metro, does that make me metrosexual?

:|

Man I'm lame.

Grafalgar
09-15-2004, 03:22 PM
0-2 correct: You're a lost cause.
You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions

1 - Once a day - I assume it to mean "Look in the mirror to preen yourself" .. I don't count reflective surfaces and going to the bathroom ;)
2 - It's REALLY rare for me to put crap in my hair. Way too much effort.
3 - Only use lotion if there's a need (ie sunburn)
4 - Two. Boots & a pair of "nice" shoes
5 - My hair is my hair. Leave it alone! ;)
6 - Only shave my face, and that's it. Which, btw, is also a rare occasion
7 - $15 haircuts at Fantastic Sam's. That only happens every once in a while.
8 - Assorted collection of boxers and briefs - no tighty whities.
9 - Runaway Jury & American Gods
10 - Shopping is the DEVIL.
11 - Don't like drinking, don't like sports. I'll tolerate Lord of the Rings for some good Jack Daniel's ribs, chicken & shrimp :D
12 - Comfy and casual.

The problem is the answers required you to be an -extreme- not a middle ground :P Avlena will vouch for a lot of my answers :P She hears me bitch almost constantly about shopping, she's still trying to get me to buy "nice" clothes, shaving is rare, etc ;)

Burzhui
09-15-2004, 03:28 PM
my teeth are all kinds of crooked but I don't care. My dentist keeps trying to get me to put a crown on a discolored tooth that died after a bike accident as a kid. i don't give a rip and i am not interested in paying for his new porsche cayane or his mustang cobra, so i'll pass.


Dude, that's nasty. I'm willing to bet that that tooth is in the front too

brainsmile
09-15-2004, 03:53 PM
1/12

molecularfire
09-15-2004, 08:05 PM
Another 0 out of 12 here.

1) I look in the mirror every morning to comb my hair (and shave once a week) but that's pretty much it.

2) Don't use gel, hair spray, etc...

3) I use lotion only occasionally when I was in Chicago because the skin on my hand would start to crack. Otherwise, I don't like lotion... makes my hand feel slimy.

4) two pairs of shoes... one pair of dress shoes for work and a pair of boots for everything else.

5) Can you say ouch. Personally, I think girls are nuts for doing this kind of crap to themselves.

6) I'm asian... what is there to shave. I have female friends who are harier than me.

7) I do go to $5.00 haircut places... there are tons of them in my neighborhood. Anyways, I can't see the top of my head, why would I care how it looks?

8) Tighty whities for me... I need the firm support for all that girth.

9) Left this question blank... last thing I read was a textbook.

10) Can't stand shopping... although that is mainly because I can't stand clutter.

11) Dinner and a movie is pretty much my idea of a fun night out. Never was much for culture. Pizza and a game isn't a far second though... depends on the game... and the pizza.

12) Comfy and casual all the way for me.

ShawnLee
09-15-2004, 08:56 PM
If I have sex on the DC Metro, does that make me metrosexual?

:|

Man I'm lame.No, you'd have to try to have sex WITH the DC Metro to be metrosexual.

And yes, you are. :P