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Kevster
09-20-2004, 02:12 PM
I got this in my spam account today and thought it was pretty funny. I find it hilarious that this "Chinese bank manager" is emailing me from Italy. :heh:

I am thinking about responding asking if he knows anything about Turducken and how we can use it to help "seal" the deal. Any suggestions?
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[email protected]

FROM THE DESK OF:
MR. DING XIANGSHENG
BANK OF CHINA
SHENZHEN BRANCH,
REPUBLIC OF CHINA.

Dear Friend,

How are you today and business in your country? I am Mr.Ding Xiangsheng,
Bank Manager of bank of China, Shenzhen Branch, China. I would respectfully
request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect
the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I
contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed
of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that
I believe would be of interest to you. I know you would be wondering why
I am writing you with a request such as this but I only urge you to read
on.

In November 1998, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid
Minerals Corporation, Mr. Robert Rice made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit
for twelve calendar months, valued at some millions of Dollars in my branch.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address in
America and Britain but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Chinese Solid
Minerals Corporation that Mr. Robert Rice died alongside his wife, from
an airplane crash. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible
surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward
to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those
who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels
of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed
no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with
us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under
a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous.
This bank also gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent
to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of
the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private
banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most
cases leave wills in our care, in this case; Mr. Robert Rice died interstate.

In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed
away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who
should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past
months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private
investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. This
sum of money has since been sitting in my Bank and the interest is being
rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will
ever come forward to claim it.

According to the Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 5 (five)
years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government
if nobody applies to claim the funds. What I wish to relate to you will
smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is
only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of
the banking world aberrational. The world of banking especially is fraught
with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain
portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction
of what I propose. These funds are deposited in my bank, I alone have the
deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless evidence
of relationship with the deceased, which I shall provide you with, is presented.
I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as Bank of China
is concerned, the bank's management has no single idea of what?s the history
or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release
the deposit to any party that comes forward. This is the situation. This
bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man?s family;
they have investigated for months and have found no family. The investigation
has come to an end. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as
a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Robert Rice so that the
fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt
government officials. Acting in this capacity really is simple, all you
have to do is provide your full names and address so that an attorney here
can prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in
place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for
drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary authentication,
approval and a letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer
to be done. A bank account in any part of the world that you then provide
me with will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next
of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share 80/20.


I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find
no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that
you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to
you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy
my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this
but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations
run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do,
I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand,
but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities
only come ones' way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me
by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. This is my chance
and i wont let it pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if
you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but
do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide
my family with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and
it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the
only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting
my bank.

There is no risk whatsoever as all the paperwork for this transaction will
be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantee
the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested in this
lucrative role, I urge you to indicate to that effect. Upon your response,
if favourable, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant information
that will help you get full understanding of the transaction. I will appreciate
it if you send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easier
communication.

If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email
address. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards
a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do
not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want
you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through
the numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address.
My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored
to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management
Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note
I am a family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not
without a measure of fear as to what the consequences may be, but I know
within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches
never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned
from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can
be of one accord, we should plan a meeting, soon.

In closing, please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that
this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Upon receiving
your reply, I will then furnish you with a more comprehensive detail of
this transaction and what is required of you.

Awaiting your urgent reply

Yours Sincerely,

Mr.Ding Xiangsheng.

nickel
09-20-2004, 02:27 PM
i hate that sh#t :|

i got one similar, but it claimed it was a relative of mine who had died.

Maarchk
09-20-2004, 02:44 PM
Apparently he awaits your urgent reply. I would think he would await your reply urgently.... Oh well... Perhaps if he had some language skills he wouldn't need to scam people...
Maybe you should offer him a phony powerbook instead.

speedracer120
09-20-2004, 02:55 PM
That sir would be brilliance. Then this a-hole might even offer up his real address. Oh my oh my. I can imagine all the hilarity that would ensue.

avlena
09-20-2004, 03:00 PM
wow, that's one of the longest scam emails i've seen in awhile!
usually the scams i receive are in caps, badly spelled, and are short and to the point. i love how he goes on and on about how he's a family man, please don't destroy his life and chance to provide his family with better opportunities, he's very ethical but how can he pass up this chance to better his life, blah blah blah. :heh:

InfiniteNothing
09-20-2004, 03:01 PM
You think I can get him to sign up under me on the free Ipods website if I host the transaction. I'll say I'm verifying his identity or something.

Kevster
09-20-2004, 03:20 PM
You think I can get him to sign up under me on the free Ipods website if I host the transaction. I'll say I'm verifying his identity or something.

:heh:

I'd give it a try. Ask him if they have Turducken there too.

ialsohaveadream
09-20-2004, 03:41 PM
Maybe you should offer him a phony powerbook instead.

You mean a P-P-P-Powerbook? (http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html)

whitak24
09-20-2004, 03:43 PM
What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios.
absolutely hilarious! i wish i could be an insider to the banking world!

InfiniteNothing
09-20-2004, 03:49 PM
Dear Mr. Xiangsheng,

Om frum southurn Texis and Om willin’ tuh take on this dooty. In ma neck ov the woods, it is customary tuh behgin a relationship bah gittin’ to gno eachother. Now Ah can think of no better wae to foam uh close relationship than fuh yah tuh send me one Turducken. Ov cose Ah’d be nidden sum ID verification so Ah must ask you to complete one ov the awfurs at http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=8406905. Ehn return Ahl give yah ah gmail invite. Please send the Turducken tuh the below address. Ah assume ah can use this money as occiput.



‘gards,



InfiniteNothing
742 Evergreen Terrace,
Springfield Masachusets

InfiniteNothing
09-20-2004, 04:11 PM
You mean a P-P-P-Powerbook? (http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html)
That was great. I especially liked this apple store (http://bu.dotsomething.net/powerbook/ppppstore.html)

Kim
09-20-2004, 06:01 PM
I got a fax last week from the Nigerian guy, then he called looking for one of the agents. I'm getting good at screening junk calls.

Burzhui
09-21-2004, 08:08 AM
i got one today with a cell phone shop in nigeria....

BrewMaster
09-21-2004, 08:28 AM
Check out this one. It had me dying:

http://www.scammertainment.nm.ru/scam7.htm

And there's also www.419eater.com . Too damn funny...

I am amazed that these fvckers keep trying. It makes me think that there are idiots out there who fall for this crap.

Kevster
09-23-2004, 09:40 PM
Check out this one. It had me dying:

http://www.scammertainment.nm.ru/scam7.htm

And there's also www.419eater.com . Too damn funny...

I am amazed that these fvckers keep trying. It makes me think that there are idiots out there who fall for this crap.

Thanks for that link to 419eater Brewmaster! That place had me rolling - and filled my mind with ideas! I am picturing a chinese man in the near future holding a sign advertising Gotapex.com! :heh:

Sir_Froggy
09-24-2004, 02:06 AM
You mean a P-P-P-Powerbook? (http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html)

oh a classic, too bad jeff is mysteriously missing :shifty:

dsuds
09-24-2004, 05:04 AM
I saw on the local news THIS MORNING where a woman was taken in by the "cashier's check / car buying" scam. She got took for $4,500 and all I could think was that this is an old scam, how did she get taken by it? I guess there really IS a fool born every minute. :disa:

BrewMaster
09-24-2004, 07:37 AM
Thanks for that link to 419eater Brewmaster! That place had me rolling - and filled my mind with ideas! I am picturing a chinese man in the near future holding a sign advertising Gotapex.com! :heh:


DO IT!!! And keep us posted.

Kevster
09-24-2004, 09:33 AM
I'm thinking something along the lines of the t-shirt motto - "I get it every morning with GotApex.com". Now the key is to convince them that is a prayer in my newly created religious faith of which I am a high priest - "The Church of Religious Conciousness".