Funniest one-liner I've read in a while

[OC]

Microsoft: Writing the software to prevent SkyNet since 1981.

[speedracer120]

That's pretty good.

[gothzilla]

love that

[Burzhui]

After the 5th attempt at installing windows has gone unsuccesfull, Quentin Terrantino wrote the script for Kill Bill

[zenbooty]

So there was an old rugby player from the Australian national team who was known for his quick wit and baudy demeanor (aren't they all?). He's been an international star for years, but is now in the twilight of his career, and getting to be a little paunchy, carrying a few more pounds than he did as a younger player.

Anyway, Australia is about to match up with a team from South Africa. Before the match, he runs into a younger South African player who called him out,

"Oy, there big fella, 'ow'ed you get so ****in' fat?"

To which he quickly responded,

"Cause Every time I ****ed your mother, she gave me a biscuit!"



Best one liner I ever heard. :heh:

[Blitz]

Microsoft: Writing the software to prevent SkyNet since 1981.

ah hell, my sdrink spilled all over the keyboard now, dam you! :rolleyes:

[OC]

Heisenberg may have slept here.

[cheapie]

i heard a story yesterday about Reagan. apparently he was riding with the queen mother in a horse-drawn carriage and the horse cut one loose. the queen mum was shocked and said, i'm terribly sorry. Reagan quipped...it's ok. i thought it was the horse.

[OC]

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.