chicken's neck or penis?

[attgig]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.



"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."



Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[BrewMaster]

WTF?! "now out of danger?" sounds like he's a danger to himelf and he'll never be out of danger.

even if it was a chicken's neck, why would it be so close to your schlong and why would you bring a knife so close to your schlong. man, if he bled to death he would have surely received a Darwin Award.

[bachviet]

This would save him some $$$ because he doesn't need Viagra anymore.

[sbp]

for some reason I would have expect such a thread out of another member

[nickel]

well cincinnati jesus!

[DarkFury]

http://www.gotapex.com/images/bigeek.gif

[Mike_N_Ike]

Ohh man...there are just way too many jokes waiting to be made here :heh:

[DarkFury]

Ohh man...there are just way too many jokes waiting to be made here :heh:
"Did he choke the chicken before he slit its throat..." :eek:

[DankNstickY]

for some reason I would have expect such a thread out of another member

kind of hard to do that when the dog ate it

[InfiniteNothing]

WTF?! "now out of danger?" sounds like he's a danger to himelf and he'll never be out of danger.

even if it was a chicken's neck, why would it be so close to your schlong and why would you bring a knife so close to your schlong. man, if he bled to death he would have surely received a Darwin Award.
Actually, you can recieve the darwin award if you are unable to reproduce. Though he wasn't doing anything particularly stupid, just rather strange.

[nickel]

kind of hard to do that when the dog ate it
It probably didn't taste that good. I'm sure the dog just wanted his revenge for being neutered.

[ShawnLee]

What on earth?

[YanksFanRy]

There's a certain point of doing stuff where you just must feel like a complete idiot. This guy is waaaay past that.

[PrObLy]

I bet he was running around like a chicken with its head cut off after that mishap.......... :gle:

[InfiniteNothing]

I'm just glad this thread wasn't a quiz.

[ufcrusher]

The odd thing is it says he was in his underwear....so either they were really full of holes, he dropped his drawers in an effort to screw the chicken, or some other weird thing happened. Either way, damn.

[molecularfire]

Actually, you can recieve the darwin award if you are unable to reproduce. Though he wasn't doing anything particularly stupid, just rather strange.
You don't consider cutting off your schlong in an attempt to cut off a chicken's head qualifies as stupid? I say give the guy the Darwin award. He did something stupid and thanks to that, has effectively taken himself out of the gene pool.

[InfiniteNothing]

I guess I sympathize because I was chopping thin wood branches with an ax and I guess I slid the wood a bit too far and managed to give my hand a little nip

[ShawnLee]

Thinking on the arguing about eligibility for Darwin... I'm going to side on the position that he is ineligible for the Darwin award because he was 67, and though I'm not saying that he was already an infertile guy, but isn't 67 a little too old to be getting a woman knocked up?

[InfiniteNothing]

Thinking on the arguing about eligibility for Darwin... I'm going to side on the position that he is ineligible for the Darwin award because he was 67, and though I'm not saying that he was already an infertile guy, but isn't 67 a little too old to be getting a woman knocked up?

You're never too old to knock a woman up.

[gwilks98]

I really think this is becoming a national trend in Romania:
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76954&highlight=romanian

[molecularfire]

Thinking on the arguing about eligibility for Darwin... I'm going to side on the position that he is ineligible for the Darwin award because he was 67, and though I'm not saying that he was already an infertile guy, but isn't 67 a little too old to be getting a woman knocked up?
I'll let you know in 39 years.

[ShawnLee]

Good find gwilks. And MF, we'll be checking in.

[johnnymk]

PENISY POST ALERT !! :wavey2:

[BrewMaster]

The odd thing is it says he was in his underwear....so either they were really full of holes, he dropped his drawers in an effort to screw the chicken, or some other weird thing happened. Either way, damn.

:lmfao:

I love how we try to explain the stupid ass things people do.

Yeah, he must have been trying to screw the chicken.

And another odd thing, they never said if he ended up killing the chicken or not. I mean if his wee wee was in side the chicken when....

ok, nevermind...

[cheapchinese]

i find this article hard to believe...
but if its true.. this guy must be blessed somehow

[attgig]

for some reason I would have expect such a thread out of another member
:hmm:
does everyone put me in a box? was it out of character for me to make a schlong post?

[Showtime]

The only bright side to this is the fact that he was 67 and not 27. Of course if this happened when he was 27 it would have lessoned the chance of him producing offspring....

-j