George Bush and the Jews

[Burzhui]

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before we do?

The CIA chief says, "It's simple. The Jews have an expression, Nu, Vus Tutzuch (English translation: What's Happening). They just ask each other and that's how they find out everything."

Impressed, George W. Bush says he personally wants to go undercover to see how this system works.

So the president gets disguised (the hat, beard, long sideburns etc.) as an Orthodox Jew, and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York where he is secretly picked up in an unmarked car and secretly dropped off in Crown Heights.

As the president stands quietly on a busy street corner, a little old Jewish man comes shuffling along. Bush approaches him and whispers "Nu,Vus Tutzuch?"

The old guy whispers back, "Did you hear that putz Bush is in Brooklyn?"

[WhiskeyPapa]

"Did you hear that putz Bush is in Brooklyn?"That reminds me, a couple weeks ago I went to a Bush rally in St. Cloud, MN. It was held at "Dick Putz Stadium". No, really (http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/4985668.html).

[Cantacuzene]

Thats funny, the greeks have a similar expression, they say, "whats the news?" I wish I had a greek font so I could write it, but it sounds similar to that jewish phrase.

[Booyamos]

just use the universal greeting: ba weep granna weep ninnybon!

Heh if you understand that my friends, then we can talk.

[welfareloser]

stop! stop! you had me at "bush gets dressed up like an orthodox jew..." :heh:

[ray]

just use the universal greeting: ba weep granna weep ninnybon!

Heh if you understand that my friends, then we can talk.

I sure do understand that Kup. :) There is more than meets the eye to that universal greeting :)

[attgig]

hahaha. I just recently got introduced to that greeting.

you got the touch!
you got the power!
=P

[ShawnLee]

Thats funny, the greeks have a similar expression, they say, "whats the news?" I wish I had a greek font so I could write it, but it sounds similar to that jewish phrase. I'm not sure if you want koine Greek as opposed to modern Greek, but here's a font for biblical Greek.
http://www.teknia.com/

Not a bad joke.

[welfareloser]

alright, dammit... what is that nonsense up there!??!?! somebody explain it!

[Freelance Superhero]

alright, dammit... what is that nonsense up there!??!?! somebody explain it!
WL, perhaps you need to look deep within yourself, within the matrix of leadership that resides in your chest perhaps, to find the answer...

[CornMonkey]

just use the universal greeting: ba weep granna weep ninnybon!

Heh if you understand that my friends, then we can talk.
bwahahaha!

ba weep granna weep ninnybon!
ba weep granna weep ninnybon!
ba weep granna weep ninnybon!

[YanksFanRy]

So nu?

[ShawnLee]

Transformers... More than meets the eye.

[ray]

WL, perhaps you need to look deep within yourself, within the matrix of leadership that resides in your chest perhaps, to find the answer...

A woman could never find or carry the matrix though...Stop giving WL false notions :disa: