You have 3 spitballs

[nickel]

You get to shoot three people with no repercussions to you. You can make the world a better place, settle a personal vendetta, or whatever....

Who do you take out and why?

[zenbooty]

:nono: Shame on you, Nickel. This isn't appropriate.

[eSDee]

Probably the worst thread ever.

[ShawnLee]

My question: How long before someone brings up someone and makes this political?

Let us remember that ANY threat on a person's life who is running for president can be investigated by the Secret Service. Let's not have Apex get a subpoena on this...

That said? Usama bin Laden, for hopefully obvious reasons. Kim Jung-Il. And then person whose following death would most likely cause North Korea to destabalize safely, allowing the painful process of reunification to begin.

Edit: I'm glad ZB and SD jumped on this too.

[nickel]

Probably the worst thread ever.
grow some legitimate nuts eSDee. this is hypothetical.

my answer

Osama Bin Laden
OJ Simpson
anyone that abuses a child


who would be f*ckin stupid enough to suggest the President or a presidential candidate?!?!?!

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:nono: Shame on you, Nickel. This isn't appropriate.
with your temper you'd be the first one shooting your gun zen

[cheapie]

lighten up folks. it's just a question. if we can discuss someone's hemroids (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74819&highlight=witch+hazel), than we can discuss something like this.


my list? first, bin laden. second, the guy that invented that plastic that all electronic stuff is packaged in. and third, the guy that even thinks about hurting my family. or stealing my bike.

[eSDee]

grow some legitimate nuts eSDee. this is hypothetical.



You've got to have a gigantic vagina to question my nuts. You know what, with no reprecussions I seriously doubt you would be able to use your "hypothetical bullets". If you want to shoot Osama, then join the military and join the quest. Otherwise, get off my jock.

[InfiniteNothing]

I don't want to kill anyone.

[nickel]

You've got to have a gigantic vagina to question my nuts. You know what, with no reprecussions I seriously doubt you would be able to use your "hypothetical bullets". If you want to shoot Osama, then join the military and join the quest. Otherwise, get off my jock.
if i could i would change the thread title to
"You have 3 spitballs" just for you.


you need to lighten up eSDee, i mean really.

could you hypothetically throw a spitball at someone?

[OC]

If we're talking spitballs:

My upstairs neighbors
My boss four times removed
hotred's bf

[ialsohaveadream]

You've got to have a gigantic vagina to question my nuts.

:heh: If I had been drinking, it would've shot out my nose.

[zenbooty]

with your temper you'd be the first one shooting your gun zenMy temper is bested by my self-preservation instincts. Sorry
Charlie.



Maybe I'll shoot you with my bop gun. :P

[LPMiller]

Hoobastank, Hoobastank, and Hoobastank. Sure, that's more than 3 people, but I"m a damn good shot.

[Lolita]

ooh, I like the spitballs better
I'd choose:
my crazy aunt that likes to cause problems for the whole family
my boss
Reese Witherspoon

[gwilks98]

I'd shoot 3 clowns. Not because I think the world would be a better place; I just don't like clowns.

[ialsohaveadream]

anyone that abuses a child


Are you going to line them all up in a straight line, then use a supremely powerful gun to use that last bullet to shoot through all of them? ;)

[ray]

hypothetically speaking:

this woman's husband
this woman's fiance
this woman's girlfriend

[DaFunkyUnit]

this woman's husband
this woman's fiance
this woman's girlfriend


whoa!!!

you gotta introduce me to this woman. she sounds intriguing!

[Ladogaboy]

I'd rather shoot boba balls instead. And my target would be anyone who needs a good laugh. :shifty:

:wavey:

[eSDee]

Bah! Nickel you got me. Your random attempt to stir up conversation hit a sore spot with me. But I know what I think about such topics, and so forgive me if I don't throw my head back and laugh at the "who would you kill if you could" question. Possibly a combination of some things, most notably all the news of San Diego soldiers dying every day. Our news is filled with families crying most days, and it probably has me hypersensitive. My bad.

Spitballs would have been a better subject.

*edit* Good job GAM. Spitballs it is.

[nickel]

understandable eSDee, i apologize for upsetting you.

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My temper is bested by my self-preservation instincts. Sorry
Charlie.



Maybe I'll shoot you with my bop gun. :P
my first spitball is yours baby :wavey2:

[chadlnc]

...the guy that invented that plastic that all electronic stuff is packaged in...

This guy gets all three of my spitballs and anything else I can find to hurl at him.

[Merlin]

1) Paris Hilton
2) Tim McCarver - The only thing that can ruin the playoffs is his worthless analysis.
3) Canta :hehehmm:

[Mike_N_Ike]

Well lets see...

One would certainly go to John Bunnell - that idiot who narrates the worlds wildest police videos show.
I'd reserve one for the guy who used to own "Leo's Car Audio" in Torrance
And the third...I'm going to with Cheapie's suggestion. That plastic is horrible. No amount of spitballs is too much for that guy.

[welfareloser]

bah. the spitballs wouldn't do anything i want. nor would bullets. now, large bags of wet poo... that's a nice middle ground. survivable, yet it'll really ruin your day.

[Cantacuzene]

John MAdden
Shaq
sean hannity

[GracieBayb]

i'd have to go with
- the ex-roommate of mine who tried to beat me up - my God help his soul if i ever get the guts to take him out :boxing:
- our office's receptionist - she is really such a ditz...
- any person who abuses their dog

[molecularfire]

With Spitballs:
I'd shoot it at the computer three times (to get at people I know on-line)
With Bullets:
The three people nearest to me (who aren't immediate family or friends). Too much pressure trying to decide who to kills, best just to take out three random people and get it over with. I currently don't hate anybody enough to kill them and when I do, I am perfectly willing to risk the repercussions.

[Nija]

With Spitballs:
I'd shoot it at the computer three times (to get at people I know on-line)
With Bullets:
The three people nearest to me (who aren't immediate family or friends). Too much pressure trying to decide who to kills, best just to take out three random people and get it over with. I currently don't hate anybody enough to kill them and when I do, I am perfectly willing to risk the repercussions.

Will you be my doctor? :neartears

[ufcrusher]

With spitballs:
Yassir Arafat, because using bullets would make him a martyr
Anyone who hurts an animal intentionally, although I would prefer something a bit more deadly
My last boss, the putz

With bullets...well, I wont go there.

[Kevster]

Boy with spitballs? Let me see.....

First off, the Redondo Beach woman with no license or insurance who ran a red light in her BF's Ford Explorer right in front of me and I ended up totalling my paid-for Honda Accord. She got off reeeeeeaaaaaaly lightly in my book and deserves flaming bags of poo on her doorstep daily for the next 5 years.

Second, my company's CEO - right between his beady little eyes and hard enough to make his little head jerk back. Honestly, I have no issues with this man, no, none whatsoever. [/sarcasm]

Third, Osama Bin Laden. 'Nuff said there.

Bullets? Thats another list entirely though spitball target #3 would be #1 on that list.

[brain]

Speaking of crimes against animals... My friend's friend runs an animal rescue for huskies. She just recently went to rescue some dogs that this man had on his property. There were about 200 of them. None of them would bark or make a noise so they did some inspection. Many of the dogs had torn vaginas and uteruses. This man apparently thought he could attempt to make a man dog. They are going to rip this guy a new one. Apparently, the problem is that they can't get a lot of press because the crime is so heinous. That guy needs to get raped by a cow and an elephant.

[nickel]

so... he was trying to father a puppy? :puke:

[eSDee]

Speaking of crimes against animals... My friend's friend runs an animal rescue for huskies. She just recently went to rescue some dogs that this man had on his property. There were about 200 of them. None of them would bark or make a noise so they did some inspection. Many of the dogs had torn vaginas and uteruses. This man apparently thought he could attempt to make a man dog. They are going to rip this guy a new one. Apparently, the problem is that they can't get a lot of press because the crime is so heinous. That guy needs to get raped by a cow and an elephant.

Are you talking about the Gorman Rescue? That guy was a sick bastard too :mad2:

[Kevster]

Are you talking about the Gorman Rescue? That guy was a sick bastard too :mad2:

I read about that. :puke:

That bastard really pissed me off. I can't believe people sometimes. :mad2:

[chrissy]

Donnie's supervisor -- the newly step promoted (on his troop's accomplishments) TSgt Horton
Donnie's Chief -- because he just wants to fit in even if that means not following rules
Donnie's first shirt- because he is a putz that needs a kick in the ass (among other things) because he is on a power trip

:angry: :mad2: :yell: :splat: