Men - help me - Been hit down below

[mancboy]

Brothas,

I asked some of you this, but I was in a fight two days ago. This guy caught me makkin his girl and to get even with me, kicked me (3 times!) down below (yeah in my balls!). Been to doc and i ok down there, tho it still aches but i wanna get even with this punk! What should i do bros? Help me out here (and if you have any ideas about how to dull the ache then thats cool too!)

Peace!

[eSDee]

Why were you mackin his chick?

[cheapie]

yeah. you sound like fair game. tell us why you're the good guy here.

[mancboy]

Why were you mackin his chick?

I never liked this fool so i thought i'd make him look stupid by gettin it on with his girl. Think they planned it tho!

He needed takin down a peg or two man - he was cocky and he annoyed me! Still needs a reality check - tha punk ass!

[Merlin]

I'd say you want to get real close to an ice pack. May not seem like the most fun thing to do but if you want the pain to go away there is no better way than ice.

As for the other guy...you should probably let it go before he kicks your ass even worse next time. You nailed his chick. Be happy with that.

And why is this in the Auto forum?

[mancboy]

I'd say you want to get real close to an ice pack. May not seem like the most fun thing to do but if you want the pain to go away there is no better way than ice.

As for the other guy...you should probably let it go before he kicks your ass even worse next time. You nailed his chick. Be happy with that.

And why is this in the Auto forum?

I didnt get his chick, they set me up so that i thought i was! Ice aint goin nowhere near my nuts man! You crayzee? They ache enuff as it is!

Wrong forum area! Sorry man! Now tell me how to get even man - i got to for my pride!

[Cubsfan]

I didnt get his chick, they set me up so that i thought i was! Ice aint goin nowhere near my nuts man! You crayzee? They ache enuff as it is!

Wrong forum area! Sorry man! Now tell me how to get even man - i got to for my pride!
Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

[mancboy]

19 why?

[mancboy]

Come on guys i need help!

[mancboy]

Guys sympathise with me here and give me sum advice!

[Merlin]

Seriously dude it sound like something you should let go before you really get your ass kicked.

[mancboy]

Seriously dude it sound like something you should let go before you really get your ass kicked.

Nah man i aint - i can easily take this guy, hes smaller than me and all- he just got lucky!

[Nija]

So you got played, by another dude, and his chick. They set you up, or so you would have us try to believe. :hmm:

a) You're a bitch. You don't go mack on his chick, just because you don't like the prick.
b) You deserved another few kicks to the nuts, and maybe a few to the head. You deserved every ache, moan and humilitation you got.
c) You got your ass beat over a girl. :heh:
d) You like pain, since you don't want to take the advice of others, i.e. put ice on dos juevos.

Please come back when you get your ass('cuse me) nuts kicked again. I shall enjoy the same hearty laugh, I'm enjoying right now
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/kick.gif

[mancboy]

So you got played, by another dude, and his chick. They set you up, or so you would have us try to believe. :hmm:

a) You're a bitch. You don't go mack on his chick, just because you don't like the prick.
b) You deserved another few kicks to the nuts, and maybe a few to the head. You deserved every ache, moan and humilitation you got.
c) You got your ass beat over a girl. :heh:
d) You like pain, since you don't want to take the advice of others, i.e. put ice on dos juevos.

Please come back when you get your ass('cuse me) nuts kicked again. I shall enjoy the same hearty laugh, I'm enjoying right now
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/kick.gif

To hell with you! Alright i was a bit stoopid but i didnt deserve that! And i WONT lose again!

[attgig]

dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.

[mancboy]

dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.

Man spellin aint at the top of my mind rite now - the pain in my nut sac is all im thinkin bout! Guess you cant relate or youd sympathise with the hell i goin thru rite bout now! Arrrggghhhh! This is hell!

[cheapie]

dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.



ahahahaha.....

[mancboy]

ahahahaha.....

This **** aint funny man - why you laughin at my ass? You never been thru this hell before huh?

[Mike_N_Ike]

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/kick.gif

:laugh:

Sorry manc...I hope you feel better soon.

I think you ought to let this one go homie. You hurt the guys pride - he hurt yours. Leave it at that.

[mancboy]

I can Mike n Ike! He hurt me bad and no-one does that **** to me! he's goin down! I just need to decide how and whether i need some protection next time (what you think?) like a cup! Do they work anyway?

[chadlnc]

I can Mike n Ike! He hurt me bad and no-one does that **** to me! he's goin down! I just need to decide how and whether i need some protection next time (what you think?) like a cup! Do they work anyway?
They do work, but I would suggest using two. The styrofoam ones work best but aren't that good for the environment. The glass ones work great, but when they break they can cause more problems.

I'm thinking your best bet right now would be to get a wiffle ball bat and go after him. Whack at his knees a few times first to get him mad then aim straight for his left arm to disable him.

[nickel]

man, your balls are gonna swell up like coconuts come tomorrow morning

[mancboy]

Thanks for that, look forward to tomorrow then!

[DankNstickY]

dear sir with swollen testes and puffy sac,

i hope you stop acting like a moron, or you'll end up as bad as p3rsian.

kthnxbye

[mancboy]

dear sir with swollen testes and puffy sac,

i hope you stop acting like a moron, or you'll end up as bad as p3rsian.

kthnxbye

Youre the moron - thanks for help *******! And what the hell is p3rsian? Fool!

[DankNstickY]

wow... you're pretty close already.

what help do you want? if i were to be stupid enough to get kicked in the nads by somebody like you were, i would have thought up a bunch of stuff already on how to get back. your balls arent attached directly to your brain. start thinking.

[mancboy]

wow... you're pretty close already.

what help do you want? if i were to be stupid enough to get kicked in the nads by somebody like you were, i would have thought up a bunch of stuff already on how to get back. your balls arent attached directly to your brain. start thinking.

No, but sounds like you have balls for brains! Bet you wood be stoopid enough to get hit by someone like me! :boxing:

[DankNstickY]

:hmm: sure buddy

[mancboy]

:hmm: sure buddy

Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!

[Mike_N_Ike]

Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!
You are an idiot. Next time this guy kicks your ass, maybe you can record it for us :shrug:

[Nija]

To hell with you! Alright i was a bit stoopid but i didnt deserve that! And i WONT lose again!
Actually, you did deserve that. If you were 'jockin''on my girl I would have done more than kick you in the balls three times. However, that's neither here nor there :shrug:

And go ahead and threaten all of us. Please. I love to be insulted by a guy that got his nuts kicked in so badly he had to have a doctor check 'um out. Yeah really scary. I'm shivering in my boots. Oh god, the sackless-wonder is getting his panties in an uproar.

Look manboylove, you are completely in the wrong here. No ifs, ands, or nuts about it.

[cheapie]

:stupid: i tried to post the same thing but got an error.

[mancboy]

Man that aint even funny! I aint sackless - i got loads of balls and just cause i had to see doc dont mean i cant fite! I aint in the wrong - he is and hes gonna pay - youll see. You pobably do that same kinda ****! Typical - the world is full of *******s!

[cheapie]

Carman (singing): In the ghetto. On a cold and grey Chicago morn, another little baby child is born in the ghetto. (In the ghetto!)

[GracieBayb]

No, but sounds like you have balls for brains! Bet you wood be stoopid enough to get hit by someone like me! :boxing:


okay seriously, is this some practical joke? are you really this dumb? can you even spell "stupid" correctly? i'd learn to spell, clean up my grammar and take a chill pill before criticizing other people - especially because you're the one who is asking for help her...

seriously, as a girl, i'm ashamed that any girl would lower herself to hook up with you... grow up, get over your petty crap and then learn to suck it up and be a man

[zenbooty]

I can't believe people think this guy is serious! Of course he's joking!

This guy actually PM'ed me this weekend late night saying the same stuff. His PM had a link to respond to which I knew better than to click on. I thought about calling the mods, but decided to just ignore it. Funny watching some of you get worked up over it :heh:

[Memo]

This is a joke right?

[DankNstickY]

we need that mighty banhammer. i sense that this is p3rsian's stunt double account

[baggio248]

Nah man i aint - i can easily take this guy, hes smaller than me and all- he just got lucky!

And that means... I'm smaller than a lot of guys too, but chances are pretty good, I can kick their ass. You never know what people can do...

[chrissy]

anyone else catch that his name is very close to Nan-c-boy?

maybe she was a he and he got kicked by that?? :P

Dude, you got what you asked for. You said you were 19, well, grow up. the world doesn't work the way you are wanting it to. Stop being a cry baby and get a life. Then you might not need to go and get with girls that belong to other men.

[whitak24]

this thread goes directly into the G|A? hall of fame -- it doesn't even have to wait for five years after it retires. it is almost as funny as the ziggyziggy/dudechat thread.

y'all have made my day :heh:

[brainsmile]

I suggest you get on a trampoline for a good hour or so.

[Kim]

Someone's Jr. High school must have been out today.

[verve247]

This has got to be a joke. Who signs up to G|A forums to discuss about defending their "honor" and revenge for the attack on their nuts?

[CynJon]

we need that mighty banhammer. i sense that this is p3rsian's stunt double account

Don't be ridiculous--this guy's keyboard has a shift key AND punctuation! :toxic:

[Kevster]

Oh man I just found this thread?!

I believe GAM's troll sensors are going off on this one...

[gwilks98]

I wonder why they ganged up on you? (http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/112/sp112_roshambo.mov)


Or how about ...
http://members.cox.net/dacarrol/Pwned.jpg

How on earth did you get kicked 3 times in a row? You think you'd learn real quick after the first. 'tard.

[kimchicowboy]

this is the funniest thread i've read in a long time! hahahaha. thanks for starting off my day! :)

i have no idea how to help. look, i have MLK quoted in my sig. did he fight back? :P

[zenbooty]

I aint sackless - i got loads of balls and just cause i had to see doc dont mean i cant fite!Post. Of . The. Day.


I think this guy's starting to grow on me.

[faither]

i got loads of balls

____________________________________ (insert punchline here).


Thanks for the laugh!

[pain2010]

Just get his car towed while he at a party or some place. He will be pissed and cost hm some cash tooo.

[mcs328]

Ice ice baby. That's all you can do.

I wouldn't start up another fight. You're over 18 and not above the law. You can whoop each other until the cows come home but if you and this guy keep trying to beat the crap out of each other then one of you is going to be dead.

Bring your boys if you're intent on trying to get even, but don't be too surprised if he brings his and you end up with crushed nuts instead of bruised ones. Expect some jail time too.

[angl2b]

:gle: If this "poor guy" that got kicked in the nuts had a better attitude I would sympathize but reading his responses he sounds like he deserved it so :heh: :lmfao: ...maybe I am being mean but he has a bad attitude about it - he tried to mack on another guy's girl - it shouldn't matter if he liked the guy or not it honorable thing to do was not do that - in result he got "set-up" and got his nuts kicked - oh yeah and the guy is smaller than him .... :disa: geez.... just let it go...pride is a big thing but it's not worth getting your butt kicked again...

[nickel]

one word: coconuts!

[ufcrusher]

I cant believe this thread has grown! I read this kids ranting earlier today when it was in automotive and figured he was suffering drain bamage* and that we shouldnt make fun of him. If this isnt someone just futzing around, then its some sorry wanna be who isnt worth the effort/discussion that has already been had.



*brain damage in case you are slow.

[sbp]

Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!what are you going to do-fly across the ocean?

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/supertroll.jpg

[Kevster]

After rereading the posts by Nancyb... er... Mancboy, there is no way he is 19. I'd put him at around 15 or so. Otherwise I'd have to ask if he's taken his GED yet.

[CynJon]

one word: coconuts!


[Roy Munson] You must have a really wide foot...you got both of them! [/Roy Munson]

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/smilie_kickednutz.gif

[Maarchk]

I love how this thread has become so highly read and ranked. Hehe almost as good as maggiebird....
Did this guy pm everyone who posted in the ever been hit in the coconuts thread? I got a pm also.

[ShawnLee]

I still love that the first response is by SD and it asks, "Why were you on his chick?":heh:

Major kudos to you, community. :thumb:

[Yossarian]

i got more than a pm, i got an e-mail

[kei2]

cuh-lassic. hahhahahaaha that was great. Real or not, that was funny. And if it's real, mancboy is an idiot and a loser that deserved the beatdown and then some.

[DankNstickY]

why didnt i get a pm or email :(

[kimchicowboy]

hey, where'd mancboy go? maybe his balls got too hard of a beating the 2nd time around. :P

[Jihforce]

Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!

This is coming from a got that got his nuts kicked by a small guy? Hahaha.
He probably kicked you so hard your balls shot up your brain huh? Cuz your thinking seems to be a bit, "nutty".

:heh:

[mancboy]

Glad you all find this so funny! Glad my nuts gave you all a laff! It wasnt funny but you will all be glad to know, i'm feeling better down below now (tho its still a bit sore to tht touch), now im jus plottin my revenge!

[Yossarian]

we don't care, you are a dumbass, and i hate writing papers

[mancboy]

we don't care, you are a dumbass, and i hate writing papers

Good, im glad youre doin somethin u dont like - since u seem to enjoy my pain - i will enjoy yours!

[Yossarian]

and i'm glad you will. enjoy my pain, cause if you have any ounce of brain power, which it seems you don't, you'll head on to some sort of higher education, you too will have to write papers.

[Grubbie]

Yoss, that is if he can even get accepted.....

[AlpineJay]

Hilarious. I seriously hope this guy isn't serious.

[oblongmelon]

this thread is worth coming out of my self imposed vacation for..
like this thread isn't an OBVIOUS gag...
even if he/she HAD balls, telling people you got them whacked 3 times is just poor form...and highly embarrassing if it's true. What a Pussy.

[DarkFury]

this thread is worth coming out of my self imposed vacation for..
like this thread isn't an OBVIOUS gag...
even if he/she HAD balls, telling people you got them whacked 3 times is just poor form...and highly embarrassing if it's true. What a Pussy.
Welcome back Obby...

I was wondering when you would finally come out to play with the rest of us.. :D :wavey:

[oblongmelon]

well you know how it goes DF..

[nickel]

why didnt i get a pm or email :(
i didn't either :(
and i was hoping for a coconut picture, too.

[ufcrusher]

i didn't either :(
and i was hoping for a coconut picture, too.

I think you have that backwards...everyone wants to get a PM/email of your lovely pair! :naughty:

[Kevster]

I think you have that backwards...everyone wants to get a PM/email of your lovely pair! :naughty:

:stupid: Hell Yeah! :naughty:

:D

[BrewMaster]

and it's not odd or anything that all 18 of his posts are in this thread. because people join new forums to talk about their nuts all the time. what a retard. probably someone who was banned under another name trying to get attention...

[mancboy]

and it's not odd or anything that all 18 of his posts are in this thread. because people join new forums to talk about their nuts all the time. what a retard. probably someone who was banned under another name trying to get attention...

FINALLY - I've got a stalker! Brewmaster has been following my every move (or post). What a WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :boxing:

[BrewMaster]

actually I first read this thread when I posted yesterday. it's pretty easy to find out a) how many posts you have (by clicking on your SN) and b) to find out if all those posts are in this thread by clicking on the reply coun next to the title on S/N-S-S page. when the numbers match we know full well that you are a loser. go away little boy.

[mancboy]

actually I first read this thread when I posted yesterday. it's pretty easy to find out a) how many posts you have (by clicking on your SN) and b) to find out if all those posts are in this thread by clicking on the reply coun next to the title on S/N-S-S page. when the numbers match we know full well that you are a loser. go away little boy.

What would you know dik head? Your probably drunk off your arse half the time! Piss-head!

[Merlin]

What a WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :boxing:
:lmfao: :lmfao: He called him a wanker. Great. :bow:

[Mike_N_Ike]

:lmfao: :lmfao: He called him a wanker. Great. :bow:
:heh: Was thinking the same thing

[Nanotech9]

c'mon homies.... this is our Boyeeee... he be needin' some help word?

ya'lls got to rise up in heer and git yer thinkin caps on cause hee need to bust this foolz azz. ain't nobodyz gonna lay the smack down on our homies like that thinkn theyz gonna get away with no **** like that round here.

you just needz to walk up to dat foo and be like HEY mo-fooka get your little punk azz over heer cause i'ze bout to beat you azz down baaad man. Just like that.

then you goes to hittin on him and take a bite 'o his ear, and then after dat you need to like bang his girl and be like their man, you just got you azz kicked and your woman stolen no go on back to where you be commin from and tell al them foolz that i's the chits round thees parts.

[mancboy]

c'mon homies.... this is our Boyeeee... he be needin' some help word?

ya'lls got to rise up in heer and git yer thinkin caps on cause hee need to bust this foolz azz. ain't nobodyz gonna lay the smack down on our homies like that thinkn theyz gonna get away with no **** like that round here.

you just needz to walk up to dat foo and be like HEY mo-fooka get your little punk azz over heer cause i'ze bout to beat you azz down baaad man. Just like that.

then you goes to hittin on him and take a bite 'o his ear, and then after dat you need to like bang his girl and be like their man, you just got you azz kicked and your woman stolen no go on back to where you be commin from and tell al them foolz that i's the chits round thees parts.

THANK YOU! Finally somebody talking some sense up in here! Not the rest of you useless morons. Thank you Nanotech 9 (ps your website down homes?). I mite just take yo advice on and make a fool out of that mo fo. PEACE HOMIE!

[nickel]

how are your coconuts doing? everything calmed down down there?

[Markel]

Better add a disclaimer, nano, or be sure that your liability insurance is paid up.

[GracieBayb]

how are your coconuts doing? everything calmed down down there?


if anything was there to begin with... haha, okay okay, that was a cheap shot... i take it back!! :P

[Nija]

THANK YOU! Finally somebody talking some sense up in here! Not the rest of you useless morons. Thank you Nanotech 9 (ps your website down homes?). I mite just take yo advice on and make a fool out of that mo fo. PEACE HOMIE!

YEAH YEAH FOOLIO! THAT FOOLZ B STR8 TRIPPIN' LIKE THE BITCHES DO THE GET ON MY NUTZ, DAWG. IMMA MITE AND LYME DIESEASE THAT FOOLIO FROM HIS TWINKLY TOES TO GET FUGY FACEIO




REPRESENTIN'

[kei2]

<snip>:lmfao:

[Jeffbx]

True dat. Word.

[Nanotech9]

so does anyone remember the kid with the blinker fluid problem?... think hard. ;)


an err, my website is working just fine that i know of....

[mancboy]

so does anyone remember the kid with the blinker fluid problem?... think hard. ;)


an err, my website is working just fine that i know of....

Dont get you homes! Blinker fluid??

[Kevster]

This whole thread is just one big NASCAR pileup. You can't help but keep looking. :laugh: :heh:

[nickel]

This whole thread is just one big NASCAR pileup. You can't help but keep looking. :laugh: :heh:
:stupid:

*still waiting for pics...

[cheapie]

hahaha.....we gotta see who sign out when mancboy signed in.

[mancboy]

hahaha.....we gotta see who sign out when mancboy signed in.

Nice to see i have your intrigue! Keep watchin, one of yo dumb asses might yet figure me out! (Cue evil laugh - ha ha ha!) :spock:

[nickel]

Nice to see i have your intrigue! Keep watchin, one of yo dumb asses might yet figure me out! (Cue evil laugh - ha ha ha!) :spock:
nice AV

[sbp]

Manchester United boy eh.

Bet this pansy of a bloke also has green teeth.

[DaFunkyUnit]

Go Arsenal!

[Markel]

Wow - mancboy is an ensign and has a custom avatar! But how appropriate!! :heh: BWWAAHAHAHAHA! :bigmouth: :laugh:

[CynJon]

Wow - mancboy is an ensign and has a custom avatar! But how appropriate!! :heh: BWWAAHAHAHAHA! :bigmouth: :laugh:

Maybe someone can modify the animated .gif to make the little green smiley hold up 3 fingers instead of two...once for each time he got pwn3d! :)

[Burzhui]

I hate this ebonics bull****, sounds to me like A) you need to go to school, and learn the use of proper grammar, B) sounds like you deserved the ass(ball) kicking, C) refer to A)