how long is your e-penis?

[nickel]

What is an ePenis™?
An ePenis™ is a sort of measurement of your computer literacy. Like men with small penises like to buy Ferraris or BMWs to make up for their inadequacy, h4›‹0rs like to use 1337-speak and computer savvy to make up for their frightening appearances and virginity, and make themselves feel superior to others with smaller ePenises™.

determining 12 question quiz here (http://www.doigtsagiles.com/epenis/quiz.php)

results here (http://www.doigtsagiles.com/epenis/index.php)

[kimchicowboy]

4.5" baby! woohoo!

[nickel]

Your ePenis™ is 7.75 inches long!

ok... that is just wrong

[revil]

10.25

[johnnymk]

Doesn't this belong in the Automotive Forum? :)

[nickel]

Doesn't this belong in the Automotive Forum? :)
shaddup, take the quiz and be measured :P

[Cantacuzene]

Your ePenis™ is 7.25 inches long!

[kimchicowboy]

i remember that south park episode about pokemon. "our penis is so little. your penis is so big." hahaha.

[LegendKiller]

8.75

[Burzhui]

Your ePenis™ is 8.5 inches long!SQL F*cked up!

[Jenny]

Your ePenis™ is 6.5 inches long!

[oblongmelon]

Your ePenis™ is 6.75 inches long!

[Merlin]

Your ePenis™ is 6.75 inches long!
Go obby! I'll just call you Horse from here on out. :hehehmm:

[ramazank2]

Your ePenis™ is 7.75 inches long!SQL F*cked up!

[oblongmelon]

Go obby! I'll just call you Horse from here on out. :hehehmm:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[bachviet]

Your ePenis™ is 6.5 inches long!

[oblongmelon]

Your ePenis™ is 6.5 inches long!
haha mine is bigger! mine is bigger..

[bachviet]

haha mine is bigger! mine is bigger..
Are you laughing at me??? :gle: :cry:

[BrewMaster]

Your ePenis™ is 7.25 inches long!

[whitak24]

Your ePenis™ is 8.25 inches long!

damn, i'm still not hung like revil :(

[RoniMan]

4.25!

:cry:

[Cantacuzene]

Let's take a moment to remember that width is just as important, if not more, than length.

[OC]

Your ePenis™ is 8 inches long!

[hoey222]

Your ePenis™ is 7.5 inches long!SQL ****ed up!

[p3rsian]

Your ePenis™ is 3.75 inches long!

[Memo]

Your ePenis™ is 5.5 inches long!

[attgig]

Your ePenis™ is 7 inches long!

[ufcrusher]

Hung like an e-gerbil - 5.75"

[BrewMaster]

Your ePenis™ is 3.75 inches long!
that's more than any of us thought you had...

[Kevster]

Ok I'm here in Germany now, freezing my @ss off, but I was still able to whip it out for this poll:

Your ePenis™ is 10 inches long!SQL F*cked up!

:heh:

[InfiniteNothing]

Let's take a moment to remember that width is just as important, if not more, than length.
That's only what guys with small epenises say

[BrewMaster]

That's only what guys with small epenises say

ROFLMFAO. :lmfao:

can do it by weight then?

[p3rsian]

that's more than any of us thought you had...

yea real funny... jackass

[welfareloser]

yea real funny

:stupid: :heh:

[BrewMaster]

I admit that it was too easy p3rsian, but hey, as the saying goes, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em."

[ski]

Your ePenis™ is 9.5 inches long!


Width isn't as important. Haven't you ever heard of bubble wrap?

[p3rsian]

I admit that it was too easy p3rsian, but hey, as the saying goes, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em."

smokem if you got em ?

what kind of white trash are you ?

[BrewMaster]

smokem if you got em ?

what kind of white trash are you ?

learn your euphemisms man. that isn't a "white trash (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=white%20trash)" phrase.

[p3rsian]

learn your euphemisms man. that isn't a "white trash (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=white%20trash)" phrase.
whatever your a POS ... stop starting **** , the day after i spend an hour helping a gotapex person out with a logo :boxing:

[nickel]

anybody want some?
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/49105main_popcorn.jpg

[DankNstickY]

whatever your a POS ... stop starting **** , the day after i spend an hour helping a gotapex person out with a logo :boxing:

all hail the mighty designer :rolleyes: lets all not notice his stupidity from here on out

whatever dude... you think you're the only one that can make a logo on these boards? and why would that even give you an superior status?

[p3rsian]

all hail the mighty designer :rolleyes: lets all not notice his stupidity from here on out

whatever dude... you think you're the only one that can make a logo on these boards? and why would that even give you an superior status?

no im the only one who put time in something for the guy who needed it .
and wtf is this flame **** for no reason ?
now if i said anything dumb or whatever then flame
dont just say **** for no reason

[DankNstickY]

no im the only one who put time in something for the guy who needed it .
and wtf is this flame **** for no reason ?
now if i said anything dumb or whatever then flame
dont just say **** for no reason

so why are you bringing that logo topic in here? "the day after i spend an hour helping a gotapex person out with a logo"... ok so whats that have to do with this thread? thats the reason for flame. and when do you not say anything dumb?

[zenbooty]

Getting back to topic, my turgid throbbing e-penis weighed in at 8.75"

[oblongmelon]

Are you laughing at me??? :gle: :cry:
well it's not e-penis envy if that's what you think...;)

[p3rsian]

so why are you bringing that logo topic in here? "the day after i spend an hour helping a gotapex person out with a logo"... ok so whats that have to do with this thread? thats the reason for flame. and when do you not say anything dumb?
wtf !@$!@$

SEE YOU COME TO CONCLUISIONS WITHOUT KNOWING THE WHOLE THING ..

I RESPONDED TO THIS THREAD . THEN I WAS FLAMED , OR REPLIED TO WITH A JACKASS REPLY ... SO **** OFF REALLY

[DankNstickY]

yeah i still dont understand why the whole logo thing had to come up. but whatever. you can stop now too.

[sbp]

Your ePenis™ is 9 inches long!SQL F*cked up!

[tupacboy]

i love how p3rsian says hes getting flamed for no reason when he's the one that started it by calling someone a jackass... when all they did was poke a lil fun at him... unless.. hmm... maybe he is only 3.75 inches....

[usedillusion]

Your ePenis™ is 8.5 inches long!

ooh. guess that would make me an italian "stallion" :cool:

[nickel]

mmmm, italians :drool:

[oblongmelon]

mmmm, italians :drool:I gotta agree..;)