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nickel
11-23-2004, 09:45 AM
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Showtime
11-23-2004, 09:48 AM
:)

-j

brainsmile
11-23-2004, 09:52 AM
got sexual undertones?

nickel
11-23-2004, 09:54 AM
got sexual undertones?
naaaaaaaaah, you think? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/1/animal30.gif

tupacboy
11-23-2004, 11:19 AM
reminds me of sponge bob... i dunno why though...

Leebo
11-23-2004, 11:27 AM
got sexual undertones?


Why... I don't think i've ever seen nickel imply anything... ever...



:wavey2:

Nija
11-23-2004, 12:51 PM
my family usually gets by with, "get the **** outta my way, i'm hungry!" :heh:

YanksFanRy
11-25-2004, 02:01 AM
:naughty: You're dirty! :hehehmm: