TWOTD is "allocution"

[OC]

allocution

noun
A formal speech or address, especially one that exhorts.

[caribiner23]

I'll stand here and hold the ladder while you hang the wreath on the house. If you fall, allocution you.

[zippyjuan]

You have been found guilty of the most heinous crimes against man and nature. I hereby sentence you to death by allucution.

[DarkFury]

In Gubment accounting, your goal is to spend 99.9% of your allocution of funds and not go over your funding limit. :kaching:

[Memo]

Allocution! The revolutionary new seat pad for nude beach goers with sunburned butts!

[InfiniteNothing]

Allocute in this dress don't I?

[Airencracken]

"Allocution!"

"Ghesdundheit!"

[ArkiStan]

When your sofa seat is too high for you, it may help to use allocution.