Police dog bites off naked man's ______

[WhiskeyPapa]

This was just on our local news:
LINK (http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S4805.html?cat=1)

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.

The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.
What they said on the late news (and was not mentioned in this article) is that the man has lost at least one testicle. :gle: :eek:

You know, they might just as well release the guy after he gets out of the hospital. No amount of jail time could be worse than the swift justice he felt at the scene of the crime...

[Jenny]

ROFLMAO

Nice! Good dog! :D

[whitak24]

:heh: that's funny.

tonight, i was at dinner w/ one of my friends, and we were talking about this guy who doesn't date at all despite having many women who would be happy to date him -- he has a very asexual air about him. my friend said, "it's like he's a eunuch, except he still has his....thing." while she gestured downward. i was dying laughing, and then she started trying to explain it to me....which wasn't the problem :heh:

[CynJon]

Might want to add that to the list of things to NOT DO WHILE NAKED:

1) Fry bacon
2) Assault K-9 Policeman

[speedracer120]

ROFLMAO. It's sad, but I just can't help but think this is so freaking hilarious. What kind of nutcase decides to run around naked and assault a cop when accosted?

[brainsmile]

hehe... maybe he just thought it was a snausage

[hapoo]

wow looks like MINNEAPOLIS is giving Romania (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?p=740759) a run for its money.
There are just some things people shouldn't compete in.

[nickel]

wonder if the dog thought it tasted like chicken

[cheapchinese]

ouch....
does this fall under cruel and "unusual" punishment :P

[bachviet]

wonder if the dog thought it tasted like chicken
:laugh: at this comment.

Anyway why would a naked man do something like this around a K-9??? :disa:

[DarkFury]

ROFLMAO

Nice! Good dog! :D
:nono: That's not even a nice thought :eek:

[ShawnLee]

Nah, DF. I'm with Jenny on this one. If you're naked, there are some things you don't do. Hmm, should I attack the handler of a dog that's trained to bite and not release?

If he did this (for the "alleged" sake), and the dog isn't just a crazy canine, then he deserves what he got. This is like the lady in the SUV. I can't think of mitigating circumstances, other than if the dog were rabid, where I'd feel bad for him and didn't think that he deserved this.

[DarkFury]

Nah, DF. I'm with Jenny on this one. If you're naked, there are some things you don't do. Hmm, should I attack the handler of a dog that's trained to bite and not release?
Honestly, do you think that this guy was "sane" to begin with? Pretty much who knows what that guy was thinking.... :shrug:

[nickel]

Honestly, do you think that this guy was "sane" to begin with? Pretty much who knows what that guy was thinking.... :shrug:
safe to say he wasn't thinking :eek3:

[BrewMaster]

Yeah, given the weather in MN at the time (40°F or lower) he must have been messed up in the head. I mean, maybe some people get off on streaking at a football game or something, but when its that cold, sense has to prevail (if you have any).

[kei2]

This reminds me of the joke with the ladder and the pit bull and the shotgun.

[ShawnLee]

This reminds me of the joke with the ladder and the pit bull and the shotgun.This I want to hear.

Oh wait, is this the pest control knocking the bear off the roof? Ok.

[DarkFury]

This reminds me of the joke with the ladder and the pit bull and the shotgun.
I've heard that one before...

But in my version, it's a Gorilla, a stick, a shotgun and a chihuahua.. :D

[cheapchinese]

hey.. tell me the joke..
i don't think i've heard it

[WhiskeyPapa]

hey.. tell me the joke..
i don't think i've heard itHere it is (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81553)

[Markel]

Here it is (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81553)
The version I've heard usually has a slighly different slant, with a punch line (as the guy is falling), "SHOOT THE DOG!"

[x1337xD335C1P13x]

oh man i have to watch out the next time a dog licks my hand or something...maybe it used to be a police k-9...dang...the thought...