View Full Version : Funny story my students told me...
brainsmile
12-13-2004, 11:52 AM
One of my students was telling me about his funny high school moments and he told me one I thought I'd share.
He and his friends obtained some viagara that they crushed into fine powered form and then placed to dissolve in the gatorade of the opposing wrestling team. Needless to say they won the match.
BrewMaster
12-13-2004, 11:53 AM
would that really work that quickly? I don't know anything about Viagra. and how did they get it to the other team?
Paymaster
12-13-2004, 11:57 AM
Slipping drugs to people is *never* funny.
brainsmile
12-13-2004, 12:10 PM
I have no idea if it's true or not... I'm just giving you the visual image.
Slipping drugs to people is *never* funny.
Says you!
whitak24
12-13-2004, 12:21 PM
as if wrestling isn't already homoerotic enough. now, you've got a bunch of guys in spandex running around with boners.
TofuNinja
12-13-2004, 12:39 PM
As a teacher shouldn't you have reported this? Normally Drugs and slipping it to people is a serious charge.
i believe he's a professor and his college students were telling him high school stories.
brainsmile
12-13-2004, 12:57 PM
yup... I don't even know where they went to high school.
Considering it would be my word versus theirs with myself having no proof... what is the point?
InfiniteNothing
12-13-2004, 01:12 PM
I imagine it takes a good 20 minutes just like asprin.
Does Viagra force you to have an erection. I thought it only enabled you to. Now, I can't imagine how they obtained the viagra or tampered with the tamper proof caps. I'm guessing the story is ... BS
eSDee
12-13-2004, 01:16 PM
It sounds a little bit homo-erotic to me. Giving viagra to the guy you're about to wrestle? That sounds like a horrible idea. :eek: How can you concentrate on pinning someone when you got some guy's member stabbing you in the side :puke:
Cantacuzene
12-13-2004, 01:22 PM
Sounds apocryphal to me. Not to ruin a good story, but it sounds a little too made up/urban legend.
BrewMaster
12-13-2004, 01:25 PM
Sounds apocryphal to me. Not to ruin a good story, but it sounds a little too made up/urban legend.
Only Canta could find a way to use the word "apocryphal" in a thread about Viagra, wrasslin', and boners.
Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headache
Grubbie
12-13-2004, 05:20 PM
It sounds a little bit homo-erotic to me. Giving viagra to the guy you're about to wrestle? That sounds like a horrible idea. :eek: How can you concentrate on pinning someone when you got some guy's member stabbing you in the side :puke:
post of the DAY. Thread of the week... :gle:
TofuNinja
12-13-2004, 05:20 PM
yup... I don't even know where they went to high school.
Considering it would be my word versus theirs with myself having no proof... what is the point?
oh ok, yeah college is a different animal than HS ;)
ShawnLee
12-13-2004, 05:23 PM
Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headacheWhich begs the question:
Got|Personal experience in the matter?
exigent_chick
12-13-2004, 06:32 PM
This is the funniest thread ever. The thought of a bunch of guys in spandex with boners is so hot. Wrestle me!! Thanks for the fantasy Whitak.
brainsmile
12-13-2004, 07:28 PM
well supposedly the funny thing is they are wearing cups while erect :P
ialsohaveadream
12-13-2004, 07:55 PM
Which begs the question:
Got|Personal experience in the matter?
And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".
The thought of a bunch of guys in spandex with boners is so hot.
:eek3:
And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".
I really don't want to go into it, but it was really easy to legally get them.
:eek3:
She must have loved the 80's. . .:P
Gothic Girl
12-13-2004, 09:52 PM
well supposedly the funny thing is they are wearing cups while erect :P
I would imagine that would be VERY painful! :dead:
ShawnLee
12-13-2004, 10:45 PM
I really don't want to go into it, but it was really easy to legally get them.Online prescription?
CornMonkey
12-13-2004, 11:50 PM
And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".
you mean down time? :)
Online prescription?
i heard half of viagra acquired online is fake...
blueindian
12-14-2004, 06:01 AM
i hear directly from a guy who took it that if you have "normal functionality" that it's a nightmare to take viagra. erections that won't go away, can't finish the deal, etc.
he likened it to whiskey-dick.
Online prescription?Nope, I told my doctor what was going on, and he prescribed me some.
jstreet
12-14-2004, 09:32 AM
as if wrestling isn't already homoerotic enough. now, you've got a bunch of guys in spandex running around with boners.
:cheers:
nickel
12-14-2004, 09:37 AM
Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headache
i thought you still had to be turned on to get an erection with viagra.
so it's like insta-boner after 20 minutes? :gle:
i thought you still had to be turned on to get an erection with viagra.
so it's like insta-boner after 20 minutes? :gle:
I was just sitting there watching tv, and when I got up to get something to drink from the fridge, i noticed Nija Jr. wanted to come out and play. It was like insta-hard. Shortly, thereafter, I received one of the worst headaches I've ever had. Which was repeated the next few times I tried taking it. So I can't confirm or deny what happens afterwards, because I never had sex.
BrewMaster
12-14-2004, 10:02 AM
the headache might be because it lowers you blood pressure.
I figured it was all the blood rushing to my crotch :shrug:
exigent_chick
12-14-2004, 03:51 PM
I was just sitting there watching tv, and when I got up to get something to drink from the fridge, i noticed Nija Jr. wanted to come out and play. It was like insta-hard. Shortly, thereafter, I received one of the worst headaches I've ever had. Which was repeated the next few times I tried taking it. So I can't confirm or deny what happens afterwards, because I never had sex.
Wait you took Viagara and did not have sex afterwards?? What was the point?
BrewMaster
12-14-2004, 04:07 PM
Wait you took Viagara and did not have sex afterwards?? What was the point?
maybe the sink was clogged or something.
InfiniteNothing
12-14-2004, 04:24 PM
Wait you took Viagara and did not have sex afterwards?? What was the point?
Meh... why not.
Wait you took Viagara and did not have sex afterwards?? What was the point?
The intention to have sex was there. The brain spilting headache I encountered after taking Viagra, destroyed any will or desire to have sex.
exigent_chick
12-14-2004, 05:56 PM
So do you have any extra you don't want to use. I hear women can use it too.
brainsmile
12-14-2004, 07:55 PM
hee hee hee... what are you saying exigent? :P
nickel
12-14-2004, 08:28 PM
So do you have any extra you don't want to use. I hear women can use it too.
girlfriend, from what i just read about your 5 orgasms before bed you don't need-no-viagra. :P
ialsohaveadream
12-14-2004, 08:50 PM
:cheers:
Holy crap! It's a Ben Williams sighting! I guess all we had to do was say "homoerotic"....
So do you have any extra you don't want to use. I hear women can use it too.
I threw it away since I had no use for it, sorry.
DankNstickY
12-14-2004, 11:28 PM
Holy crap! It's a Ben Williams sighting! I guess all we had to do was say "homoerotic"....
or was it ... 'boner' ???
I think it was more the mental picture ya'll gave him than any specific word/s
ialsohaveadream
12-15-2004, 05:58 AM
Good point....I bet we brought him back some fond memories of his high school wrestling days. :)
or perhaps his last great sexual encounter
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