View Full Version : what do you call a dog with no ears, eyes, or legs?
welfareloser
12-13-2004, 05:24 PM
you can call him anything you want, but he's not going to come to you.
(between that joke and the $5 off coupon for old navy, that free subscription to cosmo girl was actually worth it this month :P )
ShawnLee
12-13-2004, 05:33 PM
lame.
But funny. :P
Very enjoyable. Thanks for that WL, that actually made my day.
ufcrusher
12-13-2004, 05:51 PM
Thats bad. :disa: Just really really really bad. Sort of reminds me of the jokes in the book 101 Things to do with your Dead Cat.
bachviet
12-13-2004, 06:12 PM
Monday joke. :disa:
nickel
12-13-2004, 07:35 PM
what do you call a man with with no ears, eyes, arms or legs
that falls into the water?
Bob
one headblow away from being the specialty at a korean restaurant?
what do you call a man with with no ears, eyes, arms or legs
that falls into the water?
BobYou assume he floats.
DaFunkyUnit
12-13-2004, 09:52 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs and hanging on a wall?
Art
:P
CynJon
12-13-2004, 10:05 PM
what do you call a man with with no ears, eyes, arms or legs
that falls into the water?
Bob
Don't forget his waterskiing brother, Skip!
DankNstickY
12-13-2004, 10:22 PM
what do you call a giraffe with carrots in its ears? anything you want. it can't hear you. :| sorry
What do you call a dog with 3 legs?
Hip Hop
x1337xD335C1P13x
12-13-2004, 10:31 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs and hanging on a wall?
Art
:P
what do you call this guy's brother who is in front of your house?
Matt....
ShawnLee
12-13-2004, 10:47 PM
one headblow away from being the specialty at a korean restaurant?Nah, there's meat on the legs that's being wasted.
RoniMan
12-13-2004, 11:09 PM
What do u call the guy with no arm and legs in the mailbox?
Bill
yippiekiyeh
12-14-2004, 01:04 AM
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs and hanging on a wall?
Art
:P
Same guy at the beach...
Sandy :|
Jeffbx
12-14-2004, 04:53 AM
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
nickel
12-14-2004, 05:17 AM
hee hee
we are all sickos :P
kimchicowboy
12-14-2004, 06:49 AM
i was gonna say "dinner," but that's pretty jacked too. even though i've eaten dog and have dog-meat ramen waiting to be eaten... :shifty:
welfareloser
12-14-2004, 06:54 AM
and don't forget his other brother in the pile of leaves... russell...
man. you guys just tripled my repertoire of quadruplegic jokes... :D
Jeffbx
12-15-2004, 02:08 AM
:heh:
Russell.... I hadn't heard that one before
BrewMaster
12-15-2004, 08:18 AM
you're all a bunch of sickos for sure.
....but I laughed at everyone of those jokes, so I guess I'm a sicko too.
DaFunkyUnit
12-15-2004, 09:00 AM
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, sitting at your door step?
Matt
BrewMaster
12-15-2004, 09:05 AM
what do you call this guy's brother who is in front of your house?
Matt....
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, sitting at your door step?
Matt
what do you call a guy who can't read?
DaFunkyUnit :hihi:
nickel
12-15-2004, 09:32 AM
what do you call a guy who can't read?
DaFunkyUnit :hihi:
: owned :
Something besides Rover, I'd guess. :P
molecularfire
12-15-2004, 02:08 PM
Man... this thread just won't die. Well... if you can't beat them...
Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky.
A guy was walking down the beach when he passes a girl lying on the beach with no arms or legs. He nods hi to her and she smiles to him. They get to talking and in the course of the conversation she mentions that because of her handicap, she has never been hugged. The guy feels bad so he leans over and gives her a hug. Next the girl says that because of her handicap she has never been kissed... so the guy leans over and plants on on her mouth. The girl then gives the guy a shy look and says that because of her handicap she has never been screwed. So, the guy leans over, lifts her up, carries her to the water, tosses her in and says... "you're screwed now".
BrewMaster
12-15-2004, 03:22 PM
mf, so funny, but so wrong...
x1337xD335C1P13x
12-15-2004, 04:52 PM
i was gonna say "dinner," but that's pretty jacked too. even though i've eaten dog and have dog-meat ramen waiting to be eaten... :shifty:
Dog meat RAMEN???
A guy was walking down the beach when he passes a girl lying on the beach with no arms or legs. He nods hi to her and she smiles to him. They get to talking and in the course of the conversation she mentions that because of her handicap, she has never been hugged. The guy feels bad so he leans over and gives her a hug. Next the girl says that because of her handicap she has never been kissed... so the guy leans over and plants on on her mouth. The girl then gives the guy a shy look and says that because of her handicap she has never been screwed. So, the guy leans over, lifts her up, carries her to the water, tosses her in and says... "you're screwed now".hahahaha that was great :hihi:
ufcrusher
12-16-2004, 01:12 AM
Reminds me of this one:
There are these two pilots flying a small plane over the ocean when suddenly it experiences extreme mechanical failure and they realize that they are not going to reach land. When they finally ditched the plane they are a little over a mile from the land but the plane is sinking so fast they barely have time to get themselves out before it goes fully under.
The two pilots start swimming towards the land when suddenly they realize that sharks are beginning to circle around them. To his horror the one pilot watches as the other one is savagely attacked by a shark, loosing his leg in the process. After ripping off the leg the shark swims away. Seeing that the shark has left, he swims over to the other pilot takes off the guys belt and uses it to tie off his injured leg.
The injured pilot tells him that its no use, he is going to die, just leave him here. The other pilot turns to his friend and says, no matter what I am not going to leave you here alone. You still have your arms and we stopped the blood loss so you can swim. If you have a problem I will help you. Hearing this, the other pilot slowly starts to swim again.
A few minutes later as they are floating trying to catch their breath, another shark is attracted by the blood and grabs the injured guy again. This time it manages to get his other leg. The injured pilot once again tells him to leave him there, there is no way he can make it. He grabs the guys pants, rips them into shreds and uses that to tie off the other leg. "Look, I told you I am not going to leave you here. Grab onto my back and I will swim for both of us."
So the injured pilot does as he was old, grabbing his friends back and holding on for dear life. They manage to get another few hundred yards when the injured guy tells him that a few sharks are circling and that he had better let him off to avoid getting attacked himself. WIth that, he lets go and is floating behind the uninjured friend. Within a minute, another large shark comes up and grabs him....this time by the side. The injured guy tries to fend off the shark by hitting him in the nose and eyes, but it only lets go after ripping off his arm. To make matters worse, he lost the fingers off his other hand when he was trying to fight off the sharks.
His friend swims back to him, taking off his belt he ties off the injury again and tells him to hang on. The injured pilot once again climbs onto his back and the two start swimming away.
The two keep swimming until the uninjured pilot cannot go anymore. He turns to his injured friend and says, "I'm sorry, I'm fvcked and cant swim anymore."
The injured pilot turns to him and says, "I sorry your fvcked buy once I lost my arms there was no other way for me to hold on."
**Yes, it really was all that reading for that lame a joke,,,sorry**
Jenny
12-16-2004, 08:35 AM
ROFLMAO Nice one
RoniMan
12-16-2004, 08:35 AM
Reminds me of this one:
**Yes, it really was all that reading for that lame a joke,,,sorry**
:bash: :bonk:
BrewMaster
12-16-2004, 08:55 AM
i think that a joke that long should be a lot funnier. more bang for you buck if you know what i mean.
The two keep swimming until the uninjured pilot cannot go anymore. He turns to his injured friend and says, "I'm sorry, I'm fvcked and cant swim anymore."
The injured pilot turns to him and says, "I sorry your fvcked buy once I lost my arms there was no other way for me to hold on."
more bang for you buck if you know what i mean.
that was so punny, i forgot to laugh :heh:
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