if you could be anyone on earth for a day, who would you be?

[welfareloser]

i'd be a very attractive, famous rich young dude. i'd play with his toys in his 123 mil $$ mansion, drive his fast cars, bang shallow hot chicks, and do lots of drugs... only to wake up in my own body without a hangover :D

who's the richest good looking celebrity? brad pitt? i guess i'd be him...

next...

[ialsohaveadream]

My fiance. If I could figure out how she thinks and sees the world, my life would be infinitely easier.

Also, I'd bang myself constantly. Would that be allowed? Or would my real body be sitting there lifeless as I occupied my fiance's body for the day? Why were these scenarios not addressed? Clearly SOMEONE didn't think through their rules thoroughly enough.

[welfareloser]

your choice... she can be in you, or she could pick someone else to be in, who would then pick someone else to be in, who would...

or you could leave your body lifeless, and make her watch you from inside her own head while you're in control :P bet that one'd be most likely to get you a bitch-slap when it was all over...

[Cantacuzene]

Hmmmm, PResident Bush. I'd fix a lot of messes with some key executive orders.

[hoey222]

http://www.exler.ru/films/images/28-09-2001/1.gif

[ialsohaveadream]

your choice... she can be in you, or she could pick someone else to be in, who would then pick someone else to be in, who would...

or you could leave your body lifeless, and make her watch you from inside her own head while you're in control :P bet that one'd be most likely to get you a bitch-slap when it was all over...

Nah, I don't like the idea of her taking over my body. Although that would present perhaps the only opportunity to ever see me say, "No thanks, I'm not in the mood for sex."

And really, if I occupied her body, I'd probably utilize the Beavis Solution: buy a mirror and just look at my boobs all day.



Hmmmm, PResident Bush. I'd fix a lot of messes with some key executive orders.


Don't waste your time. As soon as Cheney or Rove saw you exercising some leadership or decisiveness or coherent thought, they'd realize something was wrong, and immediately move to have you declared incapacitated.

[blueindian]

i think i'd some random hot slut that gets banged a lot. i have a theory that sex feels better for women and this would allow me to test that theory.

[whitak24]

:stupid:

i have always wanted to feel what sex is like for women. so i'd want to be a hot girl that has some hot boy toys to get it on with.

[oblongmelon]

Mel Gibson's wife.

[brainsmile]

I'd be Bill Gates and issue a check to my real self :D

[bachviet]

I'd be Bill Gates ...
:stupid:

I want to be able to spend money like I own it. :D

[Hypnotist]

This guy:

http://www.brunei.gov.bn/government/prince.htm

This would offer a unique perspective on life...

He's a smart kid.
He's old enough to know better but too young to resist.
He owns his own country... and that's extremely cool.
His dad's one of the wealthiest men in the world.
He's the primary heir to everything... and I mean everything.
They're totally pro-business and lean towards the West.
The brief Islamic exposure might be interesting.
He can do ANYTHING he wants, including :censored:... Batteries not included.

And... He might just have Osama's phone number... Yeah... And then I'd give that knucklehead a call and make an appointment to have lunch... on me, of course.

[ialsohaveadream]

Anybody else notice that everyone's choices related to sex, money, or power? Nice to see what motivates us. ;)

Oh, except for hoey, who is apparently motivated by Slingblade. :)

[Hypnotist]

Anybody else notice that everyone's choices related to sex, money, or power? Nice to see what motivates us. ;)

Oh, except for hoey, who is apparently motivated by Slingblade. :)

Well... I started to say the most pathetic individual in the third world so that I could experience a truly desperate plight (so I'd gain a greater appreciation of mine), but I just didn't think I could get away with it.

[zenbooty]

Long Dong Silver. I just gotta know what that's like.

[Merlin]

I'd want to be a young Hugh Hefner.

Second choice would be an astronaut. Does anyone even send into space anymore?


edit:woops sorry. I just re-read the thread title. I guess the second choice wouldn't actually be someone on Earth. :hehehmm:

[cheapie]

Anybody else notice that everyone's choices related to sex, money, or power? Nice to see what motivates us. ;)

Oh, except for hoey, who is apparently motivated by Slingblade. :)


slingblade? are you thinking of billy bob thorton?

and bradley...if you were that prince, you'd hafta shave that molester mustache he's got.

[Booyamos]

lol i think i would have to agree with the others and be a girl for a day, just to see what sex was like from the other side. That and i would just play with my boobs all day...

It's like that fish in Finding Nemo... BUBBLES!!! except it's BOOBIES!!!

[Yossarian]

topane or hoey

[caribiner23]

Oh, except for hoey, who is apparently motivated by Slingblade. :)That's John Malkovich. As in the movie Being John Malkovich (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmVpbmcgam9obiBtYWxrb3ZpY2h8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u ;fc=1;ft=1), where John Cusack finds a portal where you can, ummm, be John Malkovich for a few minutes.

A great movie, and a good connection, hoey.

[Hypnotist]

cheapie opined:
and bradley...if you were that prince, you'd hafta shave that molester mustache he's got.

cheapie... I'm shocked... I thought you, of all people, would understand a heathy thirst for a little occasional recreational Molestation!

AND ANOTHER THING!... I'll have you know those Arab girls are gonna love that mustache when the time comes, hehe... :naughty:

[BrewMaster]

AND ANOTHER THING!... I'll have you know those Arab girls are gonna love that mustache when the time comes, hehe... :naughty:

not to split hairs but Brunei is in asia, near China and Malaysia. They are not Arabs even if they have a some Arabic text on their webiste.

Sex from a woman's perspective would be cool I guess. I'd also like to do a lot of crazy sky diving and extreme skiing and some big wave surfing. That way if I kill the person I am occupying, I don't really die. I just go back to my body and it's all good.

[ialsohaveadream]

That's John Malkovich. As in the movie Being John Malkovich (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmVpbmcgam9obiBtYWxrb3ZpY2h8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u ;fc=1;ft=1), where John Cusack finds a portal where you can, ummm, be John Malkovich for a few minutes.


Pssst....I know. It was a joke mocking his appearance. I was torn between going with James Carville or Billy Bob (Slingblade).

[welfareloser]

i think i'd some random hot slut that gets banged a lot. i have a theory that sex feels better for women and this would allow me to test that theory.

see, i've got the opposite theory... maybe my hot bod and your hot bod should get together and give each other the 12 std's of christmas before reverting to our own bodies :heh:

[Hypnotist]

BrewMaster said:
not to split hairs but Brunei is in asia, near China and Malaysia. They are not Arabs even if they have a some Arabic text on their webiste.

Doh!... and there YOU go... (split hairs), was that a cryptic reference to my lovely mustache?

Oh &... You correctly observe that in my home country (which I own, and don't you forget it), the fairer sex are mainly Asian. However, you must have missed the reference to lunch with OBL... We'll be meeting in Riyadh for lunch, and then we'll enjoy a little exotic Arab entertainment before I present him with a "special gift" from my Kingdom... compliments of the good old USA!

[BrewMaster]

Oh &... You correctly observe that in my home country (which I own, and don't you forget it), the fairer sex are mainly Asian. However, you must have missed the reference to lunch with OBL... We'll be meeting in Riyadh for lunch, and then we'll enjoy a little exotic Arab entertainment before I present him with a "special gift" from my Kingdom... compliments of the good old USA!
WTF are you talking about?

:eek3: :nuts:

[YanksFanRy]

Derek Jeter - I would love the experience of playing in Yankee Stadium and hearing them cheer for me. And playing on the Yankees of course. Plus, I'd be rich, good-looking, and desired by many. But the experience of playing is my real reason, those are just extras.

[Booyamos]

hmm i had thought about a baseball player. Would love to be schilling or someone like that stepping it up for a big game in the playoffs. Or Damon in game 7, so i could hit a grandslam and seal the yankees fate :)

Though being a starting pitcher in the playoffs would be great, or a closer coming in with the game on the line... oh man such pressure.

[Hypnotist]

WTF are you talking about?

:eek3: :nuts:

Hmmm... Let me take it from the top. I'd be someone with the ability, influence, connections and means not JUST to experience SEX from some other perspective, or have all the MONEY that one could spend, or wield great political POWER... but I'd like to accomplish something beyond the Big 3 at the same time, like eliminate terroristic aggression directed at my country. My choice offers the potential to experience ALL of the above. It was just a thought.

My recent post (where you're concerned), simply credits your keen attention to detail regarding ethnicities and their current location on the planet... and the rest was just for fun... ya know... gettin' into character? :cool:

P.S. I think WL designed this thread to be FUN... and I think it IS! And lastly... WTF's with WTF Man?

[ShawnLee]

I would be Natalie Portman
(there's an indie film based on this concept that I enjoyed).

[BrewMaster]

I would be Natalie Portman
(there's an indie film based on this concept that I enjoyed).

you would just want to feel yourself up.

[ialsohaveadream]

No, I would just want to feel him up.

....wow. I can safely say that's the first time I've ever said a sentence like that. :)

[BrewMaster]

it's been trapped inside of you for so long and now you've set it free like new butterfly!




*cough* homo *cough*

[ialsohaveadream]

I feel so....liberated!

Come here, Brew...lemme holla at ya for a minute. :kiss:

[ShawnLee]

Hahahahaha!

IAHAD, that's the first time in a while that I've had a long good laugh. Thank you. I'm still laughing. Wrong, but funny.

[donnar]

I would want to be my daughter, Katie to see the world through a child would just be amazing

[welfareloser]

tangential thought... wouldn't it be awsome to go back in time and inhabit your kid-body... with all the knowledge you have now?!?!? oh, the things i would do... the snappy comebacks i would have in those devestating moments that still haunt me today... the havoc, man, the SHEER FREAKIN HAVOC I COULD WREAK!!!!

[kei2]

The other kids wouldn't understand most of the comebacks though...

[welfareloser]

ahhhh, but the adults would...

[angl2b]

I want to be the heir (of age) of the guy who owns Sanrio. Then I would write a big fat check to my real stuff and lifetime goodies from Sanrio of any character of my choice. :P :D :kawaii:

[molecularfire]

tangential thought... wouldn't it be awsome to go back in time and inhabit your kid-body... with all the knowledge you have now?!?!? oh, the things i would do... the snappy comebacks i would have in those devestating moments that still haunt me today... the havoc, man, the SHEER FREAKIN HAVOC I COULD WREAK!!!!
Man, that would be awesome. With my current knowledge now, I could not only beat up those little kids that used to pick on me, but I could inflict years and years of psychological damage to those little kids too. :)

[cheapie]

oh yeah! imagine the possibilities! you could easily seduce all of the girls that seem beyond your reach. :heh:

[welfareloser]

:lmfao: the mental image there is priceless...

[molecularfire]

oh yeah! imagine the possibilities! you could easily seduce all of the girls that seem beyond your reach. :heh:
I was a conceited little kid (not too much has changed) so I never thought that there were any girls beyond my reach. I could've had any girl in kindergarten I wanted. :wavey2:

[welfareloser]

i'm imagining a swaggering 5-year-old trying to get a 6th grade girl with a miniskirt, bad 1987 hair, and a cigarrette, to go back to his place :heh:

[cheapie]

i'm talking about 6th grade. boobs baby BOOBS!!!

[kei2]

Oh okay. I thought you meant you wanted to seduce little kids. :nuts: :|

[molecularfire]

He did, but since he would also be in the body of a kid that it would be alright... actually... nevermind... he is a sicko. :)

[topane]

Long Dong Silver. I just gotta know what that's like.Peter North. I gotta know what that's like.

[BrewMaster]

Peter North. I gotta know what that's like.
i just googled Peter North. hopefully they don't log internet traffic at my work or I may be unemployed...

[Jenny]

ROFLMAO @ Brew

I can't believe you didn't know who Peter North is! ;)

[welfareloser]

well... he didn't knwo what a pearl necklace was either. such a NICE boy /pats on head... :P