caribiner23
12-21-2004, 10:49 AM
First of all, thanks to OC for providing us with TWOTD. It gives us a chance to flex our amateur punster muscles, as it were. :)
I was in a couple of looong conference calls this week and I needed something to keep me awake and put a smile on my face. I decided to go through all the TWOTDs for 2004 and pick out my favorites. I think it would be cool to see what other TWOTD fans come up with!
Mine are below, in no particular order:
- On forfend inches... all you could hear from everybody was "GO FOR IT!!!" (DarkFury)
- I always carry a sylphone with me in case there's an emergency and someone needs to contact me. (Guru X)
- For dinner we had a steak and a cancrine corn... Ummm yummy! (DarkFury)
- We put foam padding on Jr's room so he cancrene off the walls without hurting himself. (ZippyJuan)
- Grow the hell up empyreal when you are making important decisions about your life. (Nickel)
- The first thing my buddy said when he came to check out our new apartment was, "how much esurient?" (BlueIndian)
- Thude it's culd asth hell outh here. I hope they don't opuscule today. (InfiniteNothing)
- cal ripken is an uxorial - he used to play shortstop (Hoey222)
- that davinci painting - looks like that monadnock your socks off...... (Hoey222)
- "Hi Hon, New York was great. We even got to see that Regis Philtrum guy. He's so much older in person. ~Mom" (ShawnLee)
- When an electrical engineer sees signals, he just can't help but philtrum. (kei2)
- After examining the Theory of Relativity I realized that oleaginous could have thought that up. (Nickel)
- As he kissed her on the hand and presented her with a single yellow rose she realized shivaree was not dead. (Nickel)
- they wanted me to put a gargoyle statue on top of my office building, but i was worried it was so heavy that it would bricolage. (RoniMan)
- Some people say that certian bands are demotic, but it's just for publicity. (Airencracken)
- My car is in the shop today. Maieutic me to school? (mike_n_ike)
- When I looked at the cards in my hand, I realized that I had two pair, jackanapes. (nimj2323ck)
- windows xpiate a lot of room on my harddrive. (nickel)
- Many of the System opsimath as a source of humor when they start talkin' in binary code... proving their ultimate "nerdiness". (DarkFury)
- I'm never sure what types of flowers to put in my garden; seasonals are nice but I like the ease of prandials. (ShawnLee)
- In the geography bee, they have to dingus for each incorrect answer. (YanksFanRy)
- without no pick i can nostrum my guitar..... (hoey222)
- When I was a virile young lad, I drank two gallons of water and won epistrophe in the competition. (Ski)
- After my divorce is final, I need to find myself an eldritch man. (Kim)
- i went to the otologist the other day - he can fictioneer better than anyone (hoey222)
- With the new school bonds being passed, I will probity have to pay more in probity taxes this year. (zenbooty)
Good work, everybody!
:) :hihi: :thumb:
I was in a couple of looong conference calls this week and I needed something to keep me awake and put a smile on my face. I decided to go through all the TWOTDs for 2004 and pick out my favorites. I think it would be cool to see what other TWOTD fans come up with!
Mine are below, in no particular order:
- On forfend inches... all you could hear from everybody was "GO FOR IT!!!" (DarkFury)
- I always carry a sylphone with me in case there's an emergency and someone needs to contact me. (Guru X)
- For dinner we had a steak and a cancrine corn... Ummm yummy! (DarkFury)
- We put foam padding on Jr's room so he cancrene off the walls without hurting himself. (ZippyJuan)
- Grow the hell up empyreal when you are making important decisions about your life. (Nickel)
- The first thing my buddy said when he came to check out our new apartment was, "how much esurient?" (BlueIndian)
- Thude it's culd asth hell outh here. I hope they don't opuscule today. (InfiniteNothing)
- cal ripken is an uxorial - he used to play shortstop (Hoey222)
- that davinci painting - looks like that monadnock your socks off...... (Hoey222)
- "Hi Hon, New York was great. We even got to see that Regis Philtrum guy. He's so much older in person. ~Mom" (ShawnLee)
- When an electrical engineer sees signals, he just can't help but philtrum. (kei2)
- After examining the Theory of Relativity I realized that oleaginous could have thought that up. (Nickel)
- As he kissed her on the hand and presented her with a single yellow rose she realized shivaree was not dead. (Nickel)
- they wanted me to put a gargoyle statue on top of my office building, but i was worried it was so heavy that it would bricolage. (RoniMan)
- Some people say that certian bands are demotic, but it's just for publicity. (Airencracken)
- My car is in the shop today. Maieutic me to school? (mike_n_ike)
- When I looked at the cards in my hand, I realized that I had two pair, jackanapes. (nimj2323ck)
- windows xpiate a lot of room on my harddrive. (nickel)
- Many of the System opsimath as a source of humor when they start talkin' in binary code... proving their ultimate "nerdiness". (DarkFury)
- I'm never sure what types of flowers to put in my garden; seasonals are nice but I like the ease of prandials. (ShawnLee)
- In the geography bee, they have to dingus for each incorrect answer. (YanksFanRy)
- without no pick i can nostrum my guitar..... (hoey222)
- When I was a virile young lad, I drank two gallons of water and won epistrophe in the competition. (Ski)
- After my divorce is final, I need to find myself an eldritch man. (Kim)
- i went to the otologist the other day - he can fictioneer better than anyone (hoey222)
- With the new school bonds being passed, I will probity have to pay more in probity taxes this year. (zenbooty)
Good work, everybody!
:) :hihi: :thumb: