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caribiner23
12-21-2004, 10:49 AM
First of all, thanks to OC for providing us with TWOTD. It gives us a chance to flex our amateur punster muscles, as it were. :)

I was in a couple of looong conference calls this week and I needed something to keep me awake and put a smile on my face. I decided to go through all the TWOTDs for 2004 and pick out my favorites. I think it would be cool to see what other TWOTD fans come up with!

Mine are below, in no particular order:

- On forfend inches... all you could hear from everybody was "GO FOR IT!!!" (DarkFury)

- I always carry a sylphone with me in case there's an emergency and someone needs to contact me. (Guru X)

- For dinner we had a steak and a cancrine corn... Ummm yummy! (DarkFury)

- We put foam padding on Jr's room so he cancrene off the walls without hurting himself. (ZippyJuan)

- Grow the hell up empyreal when you are making important decisions about your life. (Nickel)

- The first thing my buddy said when he came to check out our new apartment was, "how much esurient?" (BlueIndian)

- Thude it's culd asth hell outh here. I hope they don't opuscule today. (InfiniteNothing)

- cal ripken is an uxorial - he used to play shortstop (Hoey222)

- that davinci painting - looks like that monadnock your socks off...... (Hoey222)

- "Hi Hon, New York was great. We even got to see that Regis Philtrum guy. He's so much older in person. ~Mom" (ShawnLee)

- When an electrical engineer sees signals, he just can't help but philtrum. (kei2)

- After examining the Theory of Relativity I realized that oleaginous could have thought that up. (Nickel)

- As he kissed her on the hand and presented her with a single yellow rose she realized shivaree was not dead. (Nickel)

- they wanted me to put a gargoyle statue on top of my office building, but i was worried it was so heavy that it would bricolage. (RoniMan)

- Some people say that certian bands are demotic, but it's just for publicity. (Airencracken)

- My car is in the shop today. Maieutic me to school? (mike_n_ike)

- When I looked at the cards in my hand, I realized that I had two pair, jackanapes. (nimj2323ck)

- windows xpiate a lot of room on my harddrive. (nickel)

- Many of the System opsimath as a source of humor when they start talkin' in binary code... proving their ultimate "nerdiness". (DarkFury)

- I'm never sure what types of flowers to put in my garden; seasonals are nice but I like the ease of prandials. (ShawnLee)

- In the geography bee, they have to dingus for each incorrect answer. (YanksFanRy)

- without no pick i can nostrum my guitar..... (hoey222)

- When I was a virile young lad, I drank two gallons of water and won epistrophe in the competition. (Ski)

- After my divorce is final, I need to find myself an eldritch man. (Kim)

- i went to the otologist the other day - he can fictioneer better than anyone (hoey222)

- With the new school bonds being passed, I will probity have to pay more in probity taxes this year. (zenbooty)

Good work, everybody!

:) :hihi: :thumb:

hoey222
12-21-2004, 12:38 PM
why thanks :heh:

i will try my best to keep you in stitches :D

Yossarian
12-21-2004, 12:53 PM
damn, hoey be dominating that list!

ski
12-21-2004, 12:57 PM
wooooo I got one! And I've been deserving of epistrophe because I'd drink 2 liter bottles of soda to stay up for finals and would have to relieve myself every 15 minutes! :eek:

caribiner23
12-21-2004, 01:22 PM
(it wasn't meant to be the Hoey Love Fest... these just cracked me up)

:thumbup:

BrewMaster
12-21-2004, 01:25 PM
goos list caribiner23. it's always fun to look back at the best of anything.

BigJon
12-21-2004, 02:21 PM
aww...I didn't make the cut...

Oh well...maybe next year! Those were all pretty funny!

BrewMaster
12-21-2004, 02:33 PM
aww...I didn't make the cut...

Oh well...maybe next year! Those were all pretty funny!
let this be motivation to work harder in the new year! :hihi:

BigJon
12-21-2004, 02:43 PM
let this be motivation to work harder in the new year! :hihi:
har-dee har har! :P :heh:

It takes some work to come up with some of those...plus you gotta be on time...I don't know how many times I thought of one then read down further and saw somebody already used it...

I guess that's what I get for being on the east coast AND not having internet at work...

OC
12-21-2004, 03:14 PM
I guess that's what I get for being on the east coast AND not having internet at work...What time do you usually get home?

DarkFury
12-21-2004, 05:17 PM
Sweet list....

I LOVE the TWOTD... it gets the creative juices flowing. :thumb:

hoey222
12-21-2004, 06:02 PM
(it wasn't meant to be the Hoey Love Fest... )

:thumbup:


i need more lovefests - - my hand is getting tired..........:eek:










was that out loud..........:hmm:

Yossarian
12-21-2004, 06:03 PM
go share with topane or chunks

RoniMan
12-21-2004, 06:09 PM
Dude! Your mom's a sylph! (Memo)

Allocute in this dress don't I? (Airencracken)

In Star Wars, the spies who stole the plans for the Death Star were of the Boffin species.. (DF)

Maybe a dingus ate your baby. (faither)

The school district's brand new buskin fit over 40 kids. (caribiner23)

topane told me that he liked it when aliens abducted him and gave him an anal probity...... (hoey222)

BigJon
12-21-2004, 07:44 PM
What time do you usually get home?
5:00....but I'm not always on right after work...

Devhux
12-21-2004, 08:15 PM
Good list of these. :) (and nice to see I made it on the list even though I don't contribute to these things all the time).

caribiner23
12-22-2004, 08:13 AM
i need more lovefests - - my hand is getting tired..........:eek:


was that out loud..........:hmm:
Your internal monologue needs adjusting. :hihi:


5:00....but I'm not always on right after work...
I know OC has staggered the time the TWOTD gets posted. I know I'd be less likely to post if it didn't appear in the forums during a conference call. :)

BrewMaster
12-22-2004, 08:28 AM
Your internal monologue needs adjusting. :hihi:


as long as you don't adjust it in my direction...

Airencracken
12-27-2004, 05:33 PM
Yay! I got one! Sweet! I must exercise my pun skills.