twas the night before christmas

[hoey222]

twas the night before christmas and all through the house...........









(this is where you add the next line) :D

[Yossarian]

everyone was drinking, even the mouse

[Hypnotist]

The stockings were hung-over by the chimney with Alka-Seltzer.

[RoniMan]

and i was too drunk to be able to find a rhyme with seltzer

[Hypnotist]

and i was too drunk to be able to find a rhyme with seltzer

Ya know... I thought about that... Sorry... I'll try again...

The stockings were hung-over by the chimney like me...

It's wide open RoniMan!

[nickel]

in hopes that St Nicholas made it to the potty before he had to pee

[zippyjuan]

When up on the rooftop there arose such a clatter
I yelled at the kids saying, "Hey what are you after?
If Santa doesen't find you sleeping,
Your toys he'll be keeping."

[BigJon]

"We're not looking for Santa" they cried,
"a tree fell on a power line, and an old man got fried!"
I looked at the accident as they continued their banter,
"Hey! That's no old man! That crispy critter is Santa!"

[Hypnotist]

I sprang to the phone book to find 911,
'cause a crispy fried Santa just ain't any fun.
Then away to the liquor I flew like a flash,
Saint Nick's still-a-smolderin' and he may need a splash.

[BigJon]

druing my dash towards Santa I tripped and I fell,
the next thing I remeber was the horrible smell,
his smoldering clothes glowed orage with ember,
as the bottle broke, the bright flash I remember,

as his suit set ablaze with a bright shining gleam,
Santa bellowed out a great gurgling scream,
"Kids! Get in the house! Go tell your ma!"
"Tell her to get out here...and put on a bra!"