never trust an uncle who gives you hard cider wine as a present

[nickel]

oh gawd... bad stuff. but you have to be polite, right? he made it up himself, and put it in a fancy bottle and topped it with a bow, but it tasted rancid, like i was choking down anti-freeze or something. :gle:

[JackHammer]

Maybe it was antifreeze, like that episode of the Simpsons when Bart went to France on a foreign exchange program.

[bachviet]

oh gawd... bad stuff. but you have to be polite, right? he made it up himself, and put it in a fancy bottle and topped it with a bow, but it tasted rancid, like i was choking down anti-freeze or something. :gle:
That sounds so bad...

[Hypnotist]

Prolly called it his Christmas Cheer... Hmm.... wuz he lookin' atcha when ya draynk sum? Did he have a evil grin on eez face? Did he offer ta rat down tha seekrit resipee fer ya? Didjew offer everwon eltse sum? Whut about tha dawg? Didja git druuunk 'n thow up? Hope Not! :hihi:

[nickel]

That sounds so bad...
it was! i kinda discreetly poured the rest of it down the drain. sure made it shiny. :gle: