funny quotes

[Yossarian]

i was reading thorugh an e-mail i got that had some funny quotes in it...share yours!

[gwilks98]

i was reading thorugh an e-mail i got that had some funny quotes in it...share yours!

I love the one in my signature.

[BrewMaster]

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." -George Burns

[gwilks98]

I heard that Steve Jobs said this:

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading."