TWOTD is "primipara"

[OC]

primipara

noun
A woman who bears a child for the first time.

[Airencracken]

Yo quiero una primipara comer.

[oblongmelon]

The Olive Garden sells nasty pasta primipara.

[BrewMaster]

Nomar Primipara was traded the Cubs just before the Red Sox won the World Series.

[Nija]

My ex-girlfriend used to spend hours primipara herself to go outside in style.

[Hypnotist]

Did you see that babe... she's sportin' a primipara............. earrings.

[DarkFury]

When I was a kid... all I wanted was a primipara basketball shoes... like "Air Jordans"... but my Momma just refused to buy them for me.

Oh well... I eventually learned to appreciate regular Nikes. :D

[nickel]

When I was a kid... all I wanted was a primipara basketball shoes... like "Air Jordans"... but my Momma just refused to buy them for me.

Oh well... I eventually learned to appreciate regular Nikes. :D
:thumb:

i'm too late - ya'll took all the good ones

[hoey222]

optimus primipara - chuted his way into another dangerous situation

[zippyjuan]

The Olive Garden sells nasty pasta primipara.

Then let Mario primipara soma gooda pasta for you! You likea da meatballa on youse? We maka fresh- jus lika you mama.

[oblongmelon]

eh? whoza Mah-dio?

[zippyjuan]

Ma-RIO. Ma Dio is Jesus Cristo. Now go say tena Hail Marias for your blaspheme moutha!