TWOTD is "clerihew"

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clerihew

noun
A humorous verse, usually consisting of two unmatched rhyming couplets, about a person whose name generally serves as one of the rhymes.

[ShawnLee]

After he caught his wife Clara in bed with someone else, he could be heard screaming, "Clerihew whore!"

[zippyjuan]

No, no! You've got it all wrong! This is clerihew you are supposed to do it! Just read the instructions!

[Airencracken]

Priests are all members of the clerihew.

[DarkFury]

My mom asked if I knew Clari... to which I responded "clerihew?" :D

[Nija]

Anita Thomas found a Clarence Thomas' clerihew on her Coke.

:heh:

(I can't believe it, but this one had me LOL'ing)

[Yossarian]

Little Tommy got the whipping for staying out after his clerihew to have seks

[hoey222]

old macdonald had a farm ei ei o
and on this farm he had an owl ei ei o
with a hoo hoo here and a hoo hoo there
here a hoo clerihew every where a hoo hoo
old macdonald had a farm ei ei o