Kate Beckinsale forced to give away masturbating rabbit

[Kevster]

In lighter news today:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005001494,00.html

Kate's pet at it like rabbit
HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating.

The actress eventually ran out of explanations as Lily’s pet pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl in his cage.

Gorgeous Kate, 31, told Flaunt magazine: "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.

"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.

"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."


Maybe she didn't put a pancake on it's head like you're supposed to?

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/dorayaki2.jpg

[raimin]

haha, wonder if it was like the monkey in Friends, where it would hump other people's legs

[DaFunkyUnit]

if i had to be stuck in a cage, staring at Kate Beckinsale all day.... yea... you know....

[BigJon]

She should have gotten a female....male rabbits just hump things and spray everywhere....

ok...that sounded bad....

the spray (urine) everywhere...its a territorial thing...

[ShawnLee]

if i had to be stuck in a cage, staring at Kate Beckinsale all day.... yea... you know....I think you hit it on the head right there.

[kimchicowboy]

why the heck is there a pancake on that rabbit's head? hahaha

[nickel]

why the heck is there a pancake on that rabbit's head? hahaha
you like it this way better? :P

http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/020116/dora.JPG

[sourdough]

I could see why that bunny would start doing that. My round always rises for Kate Beckinsale. :P

[avlena]

how dumb. she should have gotten it neutered or spayed, and then it would stop masturbating! i'm guessing the bunny was an impulse buy, since she complains that it "didn't do anything". it's a rabbit. it hops around, eats food, sleeps, chews on things, and if you train it right, it'll let you pet it. but otherwise, it's just like any other small pet. what did she expect it to do, lay easter eggs?

[YanksFanRy]

First off, who writes about this crap? But still, quite an amusing little story to tell the grandkids. There's a reason for the expression "F*** like bunnies".

[oblongmelon]

She's a real brain surgeon. I hate it when people buy pets because they are cute-then dispose of them when it no longer suits them. Animals are people too dammit. Not disposable items.

[Sir_Froggy]

I thought that was a hamster?

[Merlin]

Okay let's get some pics of Kate in this thread!

[nickel]

I thought that was a hamster?
it was a gerbil

[brainsmile]

uggh rabbits

[GracieBayb]

rabbits smell too much anyway... she should have gotten her daughter a puppy

[kei2]

Animals are people too dammit.Well, not quite. :| But I see your point, though exaggerated for effect.

[brainsmile]

Um... people usually don't masturbate in front of others. Well maybe in front of Kate but I don't wanna know.

[Booyamos]

lol everytime i see that rabbit with the pancake i just start laughing.. don't really know why but it is just funny.

Rabbits aren't really pets, more like caged animals you are keeping around the house. They don't do anything. Well this one masterbates but thats not much of a trick with Kate in the house :P

[bachviet]

if i had to be stuck in a cage, staring at Kate Beckinsale all day.... yea... you know....
:stupid:

[Mungo]

This was funny! :heh:

[ufcrusher]

Um... people usually don't masturbate in front of others. Well maybe in front of Kate but I don't wanna know.

Um...I know a couple of people who you need to tell that to....and dont touch their socks!

As for the rabbit.....who knows it might have been too old to castrate or she might not believe in cutting off the boys.

[kei2]

As for the rabbit.....who knows it might have been too old to castrate or she might not believe in cutting off the boys.uh spay/neuter does not mean castrate