New year 2005

[wineexpert]

Hi Friends,

Wish you Happy new year to all.Will you make me your friend?I don't have any friends in this forums.

Cheers
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You again. :| Welcome to the forums. :eek3: Please post in the correct forum. Do it again and you're gone. :wavey2:

-Leon

[sbp]

Well normally I don't talk to strangers online. :shifty: But since you asked nicely I will.

I outsourced all my friends. Now, I never worry about them dropping over unexpectedly. :thumbup:

[Gothic Girl]

I'll be your friend. Welcome to G|A! You'll find that it is very fun and full of outgoing people. But, why is this thread in the for sale/trade?

[ialsohaveadream]

Is your friendship for sale? Or are you seeking to buy my friendship? Mine can be bought for the low, low price of $29.95 per month. For this great rate, you receive:

2 emails from me per week, feigning interest in your life
Up to 30 minutes of chat on AIM, complete with smilies
An unlimited supply of :stupid:'s after every intelligent post you make on G|A?

PM me if you are interested.

[Bires]

Is your friendship for sale? Or are you seeking to buy my friendship? Mine can be bought for the low, low price of $29.95 per month. For this great rate, you receive:

It's a good deal. I got the first month free when I subscribed! :)

[BigJon]

Is your friendship for sale? Or are you seeking to buy my friendship? Mine can be bought for the low, low price of $29.95 per month. For this great rate, you receive:

2 emails from me per week, feigning interest in your life
Up to 30 minutes of chat on AIM, complete with smilies
An unlimited supply of :stupid:'s after every intelligent post you make on G|A?

PM me if you are interested.

I wouldn't trust ialsohaveadream....I found out he had OTHER friends...so I cancelled my subscription and was STILL CHARGED ON MY CREDIT CARD!!!

I want my refund....

[ialsohaveadream]

It's a good deal. I got the first month free when I subscribed! :)

Another satisfied customer! Don't forget the excellent deal on referrals! A free year's worth of friendship if you find five other people to sign up for my great offer under your name!


I wouldn't trust ialsohaveadream....I found out he had OTHER friends...so I cancelled my subscription and was STILL CHARGED ON MY CREDIT CARD!!!

I want my refund....

Don't trust this man! I delivered the promised emails, but refused to send him a picture of me naked on a bearskin rug, since that wasn't part of the original deal. Ok, so maybe one of the emails I sent him was from my Nigerian friend seeking a place to hide his family's money. Some people will complain about anything.

[BigJon]

ROFL...d00d...I just about spit my drink on my keyboard....

[iowapilot]

Yeah....take notice that Ialsohaveadream is a "rear admiral"....

more than just a coincidence, I think.

[Gothic Girl]

I paid an extra $10.00 for a naked picture. But the picture I got was of him wearing a stetson and a pair of crotch and a$$-less chaps and standing next to a mechanical bull.

[ialsohaveadream]

I paid an extra $10.00 for a naked picture. But the picture I got was of him wearing a stetson and a pair of crotch and a$$-less chaps and standing next to a mechanical bull.

This is true. I do honor special requests when additional money is involved. I'm not a big cowboy fan, but I gotta admit the chaps looked pretty good on me.

Of course, when eSDeeLoco subscribed as a Friend of IAHAD, he paid $20 extra for me to root for the Chargers. If only he'd gone for the "premium IAHAD fan package", I would've rooted for them in the playoffs as well. Also, perhaps if he hadn't requested I root for them in those ass-less chaps....

[BigJon]

Well...maybe my buying would have been a lot easier if all your packages were typed out in a webpage. Why don't you upgrade your services to the dot.com world and make up a webpage....then maybe I'll reconsider and buy some more time.

[shocky123]

rating: 2/5 stars
Customer service is aweful! worse than micro-crap
It took 2 weeks for processing my order, meanwhile I tracked over $400 in charges on my creditcard in fancy pet shops in Palm Beach. I didnt suspect anything until I tried to get a refund, and had to send pictures of my shaved poodle to cover shipping.

I look to iFriends for all my pRon/friendship.

[thresher]

Oh, why not. I, too, will be your friend. Does it matter that I am in recovery and will never know the taste of wine? Or are you a win eexpert? These details shall unfold. ;) Welcome. The Apex'rs are a heck of a bunch. And I am ALWAYS being moved.

[ialsohaveadream]

Well...maybe my buying would have been a lot easier if all your packages were typed out in a webpage. Why don't you upgrade your services to the dot.com world and make up a webpage....then maybe I'll reconsider and buy some more time.

Listen, the money you invest in my friendship is put right back into the friendship. For instance, thanks to increased signups last month, I'm now able to offer messages that instantly pop up and alert you that I'm not here if you IM me at an inopportune time. I call them "away messages", and they aren't cheap! With webpages, you have to pay for hosting. That could be as much as FOUR DOLLARS A MONTH! Do I look like I'm made of money?



rating: 2/5 stars
Customer service is aweful! worse than micro-crap
It took 2 weeks for processing my order, meanwhile I tracked over $400 in charges on my creditcard in fancy pet shops in Palm Beach. I didnt suspect anything until I tried to get a refund, and had to send pictures of my shaved poodle to cover shipping.


See? Two-fifths of a star! That's way better than 1/5th!

And as for the credit card thing, that must be some kind of...error...with something unrelated to me. Ain't that right, Fluffy-kins?
http://www.pamperedpuppy.com/images/merryvaluations/70-dogchewz3.jpg

[ialsohaveadream]

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce a great new discount! For a limited time, only, you can sign up to be one of my "yes men" friends, and receive $3 off your monthly fee! The only requirement is that you respond with a legally-binding "yes" to every question I ask you in IM or email, such as:

Are you willing to waive your $3 discount and instead pay $5 extra for this service?
Will you send me naked pictures of yourself or someone hotter than you?
Does this font make me look buff?
Will you stop telling your credit card company to deny those weird charges coming from West Palm Beach pet stores?

Sign up today!

[Gothic Girl]

Does this font make me look buff?
Sign up today!
ROFLMAO!

[shocky123]

hahahahahaahahahaha