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nickel
01-24-2005, 05:57 AM
Misery is expected to peak on Monday, as 24 January has been pinpointed as the worst day of the year.

January has been long regarded as the darkest of months, but a formula from a part-time tutor at Cardiff University shows it gets even worse this Monday.

Foul weather, debt, fading Christmas memories, failed resolutions and a lack of motivation conspire to depress, Cliff Arnalls found.

"Yes, we do see lots of people with depression and anxiety in the winter months.

"The message is it's not a terrible disorder, people do get better," Royal College of General Practictioners spokesman Dr Alan Cohen said.

"Exercise and bibliotherapy - reading a number of books to allow people to understand their own symptoms and how to control them," were initial treatments, he said.

The formula for the day of misery reads 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA.

Where W is weather, D is debt - minus the money (d) due on January's pay day - and T is the time since Christmas.

Q is the period since the failure to quit a bad habit, M stands for general motivational levels and NA is the need to take action and do something about it.

JANUARY BLUES DAY FORMULA
1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA. Where:
W: Weather
D: Debt
d: Money due in January pay
T: Time since Christmas
Q: Time since failed quit attempt
M: General motivational levels
NA: The need to take action

Dr Arnalls calculated the effects of cold, wet and dark January weather after the cosiness of Christmas coupled with extra spending in the sales.

He found 24 January was especially dangerous, coming a whole month after Christmas festivities.

Any energy from the holiday had worn off by the third week of January, he said.

By Monday, most people will have fallen off the wagon or abandoned the nicotine patches as they fail to keep New Year's resolutions.

That compounds a sense of failure and knocks confidence needed to get through January.

The fact that the most depressing day fell on a Monday was not planned but a coincidence, he said.
linky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4187183.stm)

brainsmile
01-24-2005, 07:20 AM
stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Did he do a regression analysis and at what confidence level is he considering statistically?

TERRIBLETOM
01-24-2005, 07:29 AM
All I know is we got two feet of snow...

nickel
01-24-2005, 07:32 AM
stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Did he do a regression analysis and at what confidence level is he considering statistically?
you go brainsmile! i think it's stupid too!

viva la non-misery of January 24!!!

cheapie
01-24-2005, 07:51 AM
i don't know about his formula but i did oversleep, missing both my workout and my annual review. then i had a flat tire on the way in to work.

BrewMaster
01-24-2005, 08:28 AM
so far today is good. weather is nice. but i do have to pack tonight to go to Minneapolis tomorrow. that is putting a damper on my day. i'm not looking forward to the great white north...

nickel
01-24-2005, 09:03 AM
i don't know about his formula but i did oversleep, missing both my workout and my annual review. then i had a flat tire on the way in to work.
well that sucks....
i think the formula might be figuring just about right for you. :P

cheapie
01-24-2005, 09:28 AM
no kidding. sux. oh well. i just had an awesome grapefruit and read the review that my boss and i are going to discuss. :thumbup: best review i've had in years and i find out what my bonus is tomorrow. wOOt!!!

zippyjuan
01-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Also note that the research was done in England. I spent a winter there once and for the month of November (the only one I can remember figures for) the sun was out for a total of 28 hours the ENTIRE MONTH- less than one hour a day! The body needs at least one hour to maintain. By January they have accumilated a large sunlight deficit and this can cause depression. It also causes people to crave sweets more- I'm not sure why. Then you get your credit card bill for your Christmas shopping and tax forms start to arrive...

I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

Markel
01-24-2005, 04:55 PM
i don't know about his formula but i did oversleep, missing both my workout and my annual review. then i had a flat tire on the way in to work.
And you call that bad? The flat tire was the perfect and valid excuse for being late, and you got some extra sleep! ;)

nate el bueno
01-24-2005, 05:15 PM
eh, it's worse in illinois. i hate snow... especially when it gets in my shoes. and then when i have to walk home from school and everyone's too lazy to shovel their walks...
it's a mile and a half walk in 1.5 feet of snow. Joy!

cheapie
01-25-2005, 04:43 AM
And you call that bad? The flat tire was the perfect and valid excuse for being late, and you got some extra sleep! ;)however, i had just gotten off the phone with my boss telling him i'd miss the meeting when the tire went flat. too late to use it as an excuse.

Markel
01-26-2005, 10:45 AM
...it's a mile and a half walk in 1.5 feet of snow. Joy!
Hmm - I think you've added a 50% exaggeration factor. Not bad for your age. By the time you get to be my age, it'll turn into a 4 mile walk through 4 feet of snow (and uphill both ways). :heh:

TERRIBLETOM
01-26-2005, 12:11 PM
Hmm - I think you've added a 50% exaggeration factor. Not bad for your age. By the time you get to be my age, it'll turn into a 4 mile walk through 4 feet of snow (and uphill both ways). :heh:Dont forget about the holes in your shoes... :heh:

nate el bueno
01-26-2005, 04:45 PM
Dont forget about the holes in your shoes... :heh:
yeah indoor soccer shoes don't work to well in the snow :stupid:

gwilks98
01-27-2005, 10:49 PM
I don't think I should tell mom this one. 1/24 is her birthday.