"It was supposed to be a morale booster..."

[nickel]

18 NURSES PREGNANT AFTER REST HOME VIAGRA PARTY

By NED NEWMAN

A rest home has been forced to close and the owners are expecting to get their brains sued out after 18 nurses, aides, assistants and orderlies got pregnant following a "Viagra party" for the facility's elderly patients!

"It was supposed to be a morale booster -- and now we're out of business," says Mary Stinson, a receptionist who lost her job when the owners of Merry Rest Retirement Home, in Los Angeles, announced they were shutting down under pressure from the State of California.

"I told them they were crazy to give those old goats all those pills, but did they listen to me? No!"

The party that was held in mid-August lasted as long as the erection drug held out, which, according to sources, was about four hours.

Although there were plenty of elderly women the old guys could have lured into the sack, they went instead for curvy young nurses and aides, many of whom, it is reported, were drunk.

A spokesman for Merry Rest confirmed in a prepared statement that 18 employees are now pregnant and that DNA testing to match them with the fathers is now under way.
Published on: 01/27/2005
link (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61260)

[Airencracken]

Those old men are going to die happy. :neartears

[kei2]

What is the world coming to... 18 nurses impregnated by elderly men in a rest home "party"... seems too ridiculous to be true. I can't imagine why the nurses and aides would want to get it on with the wrinkly old dudes, drug-enhanced or not. Chalk another 1 (or 18) up for alcohol. :|

[zenbooty]

What is the world coming to... 18 nurses impregnated by elderly men in a rest home "party"... seems too ridiculous to be true. I can't imagine why the nurses and aides would want to get it on with the wrinkly old dudes, drug-enhanced or not. Chalk another 1 (or 18) up for alcohol. :|
Oh my oh my! :laugh:

This post is teh funnier than the article :laugh:!

[ZrEo0]

these women must have been desperate

[Cantacuzene]

How could a 70 year old man impregnate anything? Wouldn't he be shooting blanks by that age? I could see maybe one guy still having the sperm count to do it, but 18? That stretches my limits of imagination.

[kei2]

Maybe it was just one guy that did all the impregnating...

[Merlin]

Actually no, the little swimmers remain potent into well advanced ages. It was always the delivery mechanism that failed.

And I hope that when I'm 70 I still have as much going on as these old koots.

[WhiskeyPapa]

Check the link, people...

[Gothic Girl]

How could a 70 year old man impregnate anything? Wouldn't he be shooting blanks by that age? I could see maybe one guy still having the sperm count to do it, but 18? That stretches my limits of imagination.
Dude, my grandfather's in his mid 70s and he just had a set of twins.... :puke:

[guiseppewv]

That is some funny $hit. I have to say "go pops". :P :thumb:

[attgig]

seriously... i love the serious responses to a WWN article =)

[gear02]

seriously... i love the serious responses to a WWN article =)

Yup, we got burned ;) We all need to read better, especially the links :)

[nickel]

it was fun while it lasted ;)

and it would've been for them too!

i wonder who that reporter is... Ned Newman?
i can here Seinfeld saying it now "NEWW-MAN!"

[gear02]

"Mommy, is that old guy your dad?"

"No, son, he's yours."

[Kudos]

^


hahahaha

[Jane83]

nurses get lonely

[kei2]

Apparently not only am I conservative (I already knew this), I'm also gullible. Cool. :|

[Sir_Froggy]

"Mommy, is that old guy your dad?"

"No, son, he's yours."

lol :laugh:

[JaQnAbOx]

hhahaha o man...i thought this was real..hahaha

[TERRIBLETOM]

There must have been alcohol involved.

[DarkFury]

seriously... i love the serious responses to a WWN article =)

Heh...

If that had been true... those guys woulda been my personal heroes. :D

[bachviet]

"Mommy, is that old guy your dad?"

"No, son, he's yours."
:lmfao:

[oblongmelon]

nurses get lonely

no we don't.

[ski]

nurses get lonely
:stupid:
(so do engineers, teachers, doctors, farmers, etc.)

[DankNstickY]

yea this "expecting to get their brains sued out" and this line "I told them they were crazy to give those old goats all those pills, but did they listen to me? No!" kind of gave it away that its fake because of some of the wording they chose...

[Jane83]

no we don't.
its ok...no need to be in denial :cool: