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ufcrusher
03-29-2005, 11:40 PM
The other day I received a call from Fed Ex nice and early in the morning asking for my correct address as the package they were delivering was missing enough to make it undeliverable. Now I am a bit perplexed because I dont have anything comng via Fed Ex that I know of and anything I ordered has my correct address but before I can question the guy he hangs up.

I call back a bit later and after 15 minutes of looking, they locate the package and it turns out its something I ordered which isnt supposed to come for another few weeks and costs three times the declared value. On top of which, given the cost of the item, they were supposed to give me notice before it was shipped and definitely should have had the correct address.

I call the place where I ordered the piece from and spoke with the dealer. He informed me that he needed to contact corporate to find out what was going on and he would get back to me within 24 hours. Later that night, he calls me back and gives me the tracking number which I already had. Furthermore, he tells me that there is supplemental insurance since Fed Ex wont allow them to insure it for its value (never heard of that before) and that the artists studio apparently acted outside the norm in terms of sending the piece.

This morning, when Fed Ex got here, the first thing he says is "I hope this isnt art work...you would have gotten this a few days ago if not for the screwed up address. Geez, look how bad this thing is beaten up. I really hope they have it fully insured. Let me tell you that you should keep the original packing material, take pictures of the damaged box before you open it, and let them know today."

Of course, this makes me feel great as it is art work and relatively expensive as well. After carefully documenting the damage, we finally opened up the box and found that the piece was basically unscathed! It honestly looks perfect...the only questionable thing is whether the canvas was pulled tight enough.

Man, all I can say is Thank G-d it made it. The box looked like it was used as a punching bag and then sliced open a few times!

Jenny
03-30-2005, 12:29 AM
It's late, so I may be remembering wrong, but is this the anniversary piece you & your wife picked out? (& just slap me if that was someone else on here. LOL)

Merlin
03-30-2005, 04:59 AM
Let's see the photos of the box and the artwork.

welfareloser
03-30-2005, 07:44 AM
Man, all I can say is Thank G-d it made it. The box looked like it was used as a punching bag and then sliced open a few times!

dude... saying "thank god" isn't even taking god's name in vain... literally thanking god when somethign good happens to you is quite kosher. you don't have to blank it out like it's a cuss word or somethin :P

whitak24
03-30-2005, 08:59 AM
dude... saying "thank god" isn't even taking god's name in vain... literally thanking god when somethign good happens to you is quite kosher. you don't have to blank it out like it's a cuss word or somethin :P
ufc will correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe it's because he's jewish, and consequently will not spell out the name of a diety with the vowels. if you notice, burz does the same thing.

btw, i'm glad the artwork made it there ok despite the damaged packaging. that sucks that fedex was so reckless with it.

welfareloser
03-30-2005, 09:29 AM
aaaaahhh... damned jews. :P i didn't know that.

and i even used the word "kosher" when making fun of him for it :heh: ahhh, the irony...

my bad. carry on ;)

whitak24
03-30-2005, 01:18 PM
i didn't even notice the kosher reference. you are so insensitive, welfare! :P

attgig
03-30-2005, 01:22 PM
ROTFL

thanks for the laugh welfare.... "damned jews" hahahahahaha

oh, and definitely glad that it's all good ufc.

Nija
03-30-2005, 01:38 PM
aaaaahhh... damned jews. :P i didn't know that.

and i even used the word "kosher" when making fun of him for it :heh: ahhh, the irony...

my bad. carry on ;)
I was laughing when I read it, because I thought she was being sarcastic.

Now, everyone point and laugh at welfareloser. :heh:

welfareloser
03-30-2005, 01:44 PM
Now, everyone point and laugh at welfareloser. :heh:

(adam sandler) they're all gonna laugh at you!!!

g-d, i'm ignorant :P

ufcrusher
03-30-2005, 04:04 PM
ufc will correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe it's because he's jewish, and consequently will not spell out the name of a diety with the vowels. if you notice, burz does the same thing.

btw, i'm glad the artwork made it there ok despite the damaged packaging. that sucks that fedex was so reckless with it.

You are correct sir! Has nothing to do with "taking his name in vain"...pure and simple, you never put his name on anything that can be destroyed.



And yes, this is our anniversary piece that finally arrived.

Showtime
03-30-2005, 04:16 PM
Hey I learned something new today (clap). How is his name written in the Torah?

-j

ufcrusher
03-30-2005, 04:18 PM
Torahs are never supposed to be destroyed and in the event they have to be destroyed, there are very specific methods of doing so.

BrewMaster
03-30-2005, 04:19 PM
glad things arrived ok. you may want to let the parties involved know that they almost made some expensive mistakes.