Attention Rebel Scum!

[Nija]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/por/65023833.html
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.

Looking for nsa fun. I am into older men, but I have courted some youthful boys before.

I have a lightspeed capable ship and can come to you. I can host, provided you come to my Star Destroyer, currently in the greater Tattooine system.

Force sensitivity a plus. No imperial soldiers please, that would just cause drama in the Senate.
http://a.im.craigslist.org/Do/om/C9WVs5NpGMYbSf6b5MhBM8NIFpsL.jpg

[welfareloser]

nija. i will laugh at this eventually. when i'm done puking and fantasizing about hurting you.

[Jenny]

roflmao What a sexy picture! omg LOL

[Nija]

nija. i will laugh at this eventually. when i'm done puking and fantasizing about hurting you.
You will feel the powah of the dark side :eyebrow:

[welfareloser]

You will feel the powah of the dark side :eyebrow:

no, please! not your dark side! it's too big! :hihi:



(i think the game we're playing now is called "six degrees to thread lockdown.")

[Nija]

http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?TP=T&uid=IVnnfSOFVEsgSi4oTAmkOA==&handle=darthhaggis

Different guy:
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/17/92/32001792B.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/17/92/32001792D.jpeg

These two need to hook up :lmfao:

[bachviet]

May the force be with you! :P

[TofuNinja]

[url]
http://a.im.craigslist.org/Do/om/C9WVs5NpGMYbSf6b5MhBM8NIFpsL.jpg

LOL Your Picture of Darth Kinkious is funny as hell.....

[kimchicowboy]

uh, i think this should be locked. i see nipplage...

[BrewMaster]

nija, i had no idea you live in the portland area...

[RoniMan]

Nija, haven't you heard the saying "you can catch more flies with KY jelly, than with a Dearth Vader helmet"?

i mean, it's nice that you chose to finally come out like this...but...

well, the next G|A get together will be QUITE interesting.

[doolittle]

is this another one of these gay agenda threads i keep hearing about? :disa:
wouldent suprize me if nija had both of these guys on speed dial. :hug:

[mrmb123]

This is just wrong on so may levels...LOL

I think the quote needs to be changed from "Luke, I am your father" to "Luke, Who's your daddy!"

[Memo]

Oh man, you Star Wars fans better watch out for these dudes on opening day of Episode III.

[Markel]

All we need now is for the peter pan wacko that obby is so fond of to be added to the first picture. :eek:

[cadetevon]

All we need now is for the peter pan wacko that obby is so fond of to be added to the first picture. :eek:


This is twice now that I've seen 'obby' referred to as a person. Just who is this Obby?

Like Obby Won Kenobi? (I know that I totally spelled that wrong, but I'm a Trekkie not a swfan) LOL.

[Markel]

This is twice now that I've seen 'obby' referred to as a person. Just who is this Obby?

Like Obby Won Kenobi? (I know that I totally spelled that wrong, but I'm a Trekkie not a swfan) LOL.
Link to obby (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/member.php?userid=3737) which our nickname for the member "oblongmelon".

[welfareloser]

obby... short for "oblongmelon" ... all the skills of martha stewart, but with an actual personality and sense of humor. and no insider trading! that we know of... :hmm:

anyway, she broke her elbow not too long ago, and i haven't seen her here much since then... hopefully she's not in too much pain!

[psycho-]

My eyes! My eyes! It burns!

[Markel]

He's still there: :eek3:

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/peter_stand2.jpg\\


[edit]Well, things can be fixed up!

[BrewMaster]

He's still there: :eek3:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/peter_flies2_adj_680h.jpg
bad Markel. bad. :nono:

[cadetevon]

Link to obby (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/member.php?userid=3737) which our nickname for the member "oblongmelon".


Thanks Markel.

[Showtime]

*Prays Nija finds a new calling in life.*

-j

[dsuds]

I found someone to hook nija up with...

http://www.beltzner.ca/ifeelafel/archives/2004/07/24/skeletor.jpg

[TofuNinja]

He's still there: :eek3:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/peter_flies2_adj_680h.jpg

hahahahahahaha now that is funny hahaha sorry....

[Airencracken]

I found someone to hook nija up with...

http://www.beltzner.ca/ifeelafel/archives/2004/07/24/skeletor.jpg

I don't think Arnold would like nija having sex with his wife.

[Kim]

Nija, that is the outfit you were wearing in my dream. ;)

[TofuNinja]

I don't think Arnold would like nija having sex with his wife.

ouch hahahaha so funny because it is so true bwahahahaha

[Nija]

Nija, that is the outfit you were wearing in my dream. ;)
:lmfao:

[Freelance Superhero]

:heh: this is the greatest thread of the day. every time i was about to hit the "quote" button and comment, i found another gem right underneath it...

[whitak24]

this is a great thread.

just fyi, the personals at craigslist (particularly the M4M ones) are goldmines of hilarity.

[DaFunkyUnit]

this is a great thread.

just fyi, the personals at craigslist (particularly the M4M ones) are goldmines of hilarity.

why you cruise through the M4M personals, is really none of our business. :|

[Nija]

why you cruise through the M4M personals, is really none of our business. :|
http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/owned/ownedpassedoutpapertowels.jpg

[whitak24]

why you cruise through the M4M personals, is really none of our business. :|
i knew that was coming, and i really didn't care. you all need to know where to find the funnies, just like i do :D

[welfareloser]

is it just me, or is that upholstery on the couch in the pwn3d pic on 25% of couches in college apartments?!???!?!?!?!

[Nija]

is it just me, or is that upholstery on the couch in the pwn3d pic on 25% of couches in college apartments?!???!?!?!?!
Would you prefer to look at the ceiling? (http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ky.jpg)

[welfareloser]

*sigh*

no.

let's all jsut pretend that i'm not dumb enough to have clicked that link... :disa:

[Nija]

*sigh*

no.

let's all jsut pretend that i'm not dumb enough to have clicked that link... :disa:
:kiss:

:heh:

[ShawnLee]

*sigh*

no.

let's all jsut pretend that i'm not dumb enough to have clicked that link... :disa:Like I said, Nija and his KY are our own litte goat seeing picture.

[TofuNinja]

hahahaha the Ky picture hahaha

[verve247]

Oh God! Is that a cameltoe on Peterpan???! How is that possible?

Oh yeah, and um what is "nsa"?

[Freelance Superhero]

let's all jsut pretend that i'm not dumb enough to have clicked that link... :disa:oh, the wonders of the mouse-over function. ;)

[bachviet]

:laugh: everytime I see the KY pic!

[Airencracken]

The creepiest (http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/darthguy.jpg) thing about the ky pic is knowing others were taken...:eek3:

:disa: (http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ky.jpg)

[cadetevon]

*sigh*

no.

let's all jsut pretend that i'm not dumb enough to have clicked that link... :disa:

Donno about you, but I fall for clicking on links to that photo all. the. darn. time.

Guh. :disa:

[welfareloser]

The creepiest (http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/darthguy.jpg) thing about the ky pic is knowing others were taken...:eek3:

:disa: (http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ky.jpg)

yeah... i clicked that one too... :disa:

i'm getting faster at closing the browser, tho! :P

[Jenny]

lol I have learned to hover over the link before I click. :P

[angl2b]

:puke:
the peter pan one is .... :eek3: lmao :lmfao:

[Airencracken]

yeah... i clicked that one too... :disa:

i'm getting faster at closing the browser, tho! :P

The KY sniper strikes again!

[SolidSnake]

great use for the rollover function tho, It's like a ky proof vest :P

[BrewMaster]

The KY sniper strikes again!
i hate you. ;) :P

[RoniMan]

imagine those flash videos where all of a sudden something pops out at you and screams...instead, it's nija, with his KY pix. :ugh: :thud:

[BrewMaster]

imagine those flash videos where all of a sudden something pops out at you and screams...instead, it's nija, with his KY pix. :ugh: :thud:
don't give anyone any ideas.

[Airencracken]

imagine those flash videos where all of a sudden something pops out at you and screams...instead, it's nija, with his KY pix. :ugh: :thud:

I considered it, but I don't know flash.

[RoniMan]

I considered it, but I don't know flash.
it's easy, just don't wear anything underneath a trenchcoat, the rest will take care of its own.

[welfareloser]

it's easy, just don't wear anything underneath a trenchcoat, the rest will take care of its own.

:heh:

[Markel]

Before we know it, we'll have a new G|A smiley http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/SmileKY2.bmp to go along with :passwird:

[Airencracken]

Before we know it, we'll have a new G|A smiley http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/SmileKY2.bmp to go along with :passwird:

That's pretty awesome Markel!

[bachviet]

it's easy, just don't wear anything underneath a trenchcoat, the rest will take care of its own.
:hehehmm:

That's funny.

[TofuNinja]

Before we know it, we'll have a new G|A smiley http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/SmileKY2.bmp to go along with :passwird:

ahahahahahahaha that's sweet haha

[welfareloser]

ooooh, this post begins the official petition to GAM to make that a new smiley!!!!

1. Welfare L. Oser

[Nija]

Before we know it, we'll have a new G|A smiley http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/SmileKY2.bmp to go along with :passwird:
:lmfao: That's completely awesome, Markel

Now, everyone bow before me and my awesomeness. http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/SmileKY2.bmp

[Airencracken]

ooooh, this post begins the official petition to GAM to make that a new smiley!!!!

1. Welfare L. Oser

2. Airen C. Racken

[Nija]

2. Airen C. Racken
3. Ni Ja

I feel Asian all of a sudden.

[whitak24]

4. Whitak Twenty Four

[TofuNinja]

5. To-fu Nin Ja

[Markel]

Acutally, I think the icon needs a bit more trimming, but I only had mspaint available, and it won't get rid of the background. But that's a minor detail.

[RoniMan]

6. Ron Iman

[whitak24]

Acutally, I think the icon needs a bit more trimming, but I only had mspaint available, and it won't get rid of the background. But that's a minor detail.
well, i'm sure one of our photoshop experts could make sure it is fixed up to the proper qualilty. the concept is great though :thumb:

[Airencracken]

well, i'm sure one of our photoshop experts could make sure it is fixed up to the proper qualilty. the concept is great though :thumb:

Yeah! Super idea! Do it. Do it. Do it.