Trunk Monkey?

[mrmb123]

Could this be the start of legalizing the trunk monkey? :woohoo: Sign me up.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=9&u=/ap/20050419/ap_on_fe_st/swat_monkey

[bachviet]

Sign me up for one also. :P

[Merlin]

Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.
Given most cops, this will increase the IQ of that department by leaps and bounds. :monkey:

[Nija]

Given most cops, this will increase the IQ of that department by leaps and bounds. :monkey:
quickest thing I could find:
http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/owned/owned7.jpg

[sizemic1]

Given most cops, this will increase the IQ of that department by leaps and bounds. :monkey:
:lmfao:

[Airencracken]

They'll use the Swat chimp to rip criminals nuts off.

[DaFunkyUnit]

dammit

whats the name of that 70s cop show where its about a cop and his monkey sidekick?

[Merlin]

dammit

whats the name of that 70s cop show where its about a cop and his monkey sidekick?
BJ & the Bear. But in that one the monkey was an evil truck driver stickin' it to Sheriff Lobo. :bandit:

[mrmb123]

:naughty: He said BJ :lmfao:

[Merlin]

This will give all those old insults about "your job being so simple a monkey could do it" a lot more meaning.

[DaFunkyUnit]

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/0/6/83-2962-sm.jpg

[eSDee]

Now picture that cute little monkey with a bullethole in it's head from the first unsuccessful "reconaissance". It sounds like a bad idea to me.

[mrmb123]

LOL wrong kind of monkey and hey they said they would give him a kevlar vest.

Train him right and they might give him a gun too. Then he would be in camo and blend in with the rest of the cops.

[Airencracken]

AP Wire April 19, 2005

New Swat Monkey Already Foiled by This man (picture below)

In recent news today a new SWAT program that was looking at adding some primal instint power to the police has been thwarted by a plumber. This plumber succesfully completed an obstacle course laden with barrels fire and bizzare ladder structures to defeate the SWAT monkey.


http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/games/news/nintendo/mario.jpg

VS

http://www.void-games.com/media/fanart/chris_dk.jpg

[DarkFury]

Heh....

Personally have always used the analogy "Like giving a monkey a gun" to describe some of the decisions made by folks... but now I guess they'll just go ahead and do it now once they train them in SpecialOps tactics. :eek: :D :shrug:

[ShawnLee]

Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee.Maybe it's just me, but aren't humans the smartest primates? Thus, wouldn't the capuchin be third smartest? I mean, not that I've got that large an ego (ahem), but I've got to be smarter than a monkey.

[Merlin]

but I've got to be smarter than a monkey.
Man if timeouts weren't being given out today....talk about teeing it up. :hehehmm:

[Nija]

Maybe it's just me, but aren't humans the smartest primates? Thus, wouldn't the capuchin be third smartest? I mean, not that I've got that large an ego (ahem), but I've got to be smarter than a monkey.
If you are saying that humans are primates, then you must believe in evolution. ;)

[Showtime]

*walk softly and remember shawn is packin'*

That cop is my new hero. I like how he came up with the idea and decided it was viable and that he could train a monkey. I'm going to request a big ole expensive LCD montior so that I can work some things out and create a program for it to be used with one of desktops.

-j