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AmRivlin
04-19-2005, 04:29 PM
Girl steals cell phone (http://www.mobiledia.com/news/29671.html)

Soundy fishy to me ;) (PUN INTENDED)

:puke:
welfareloser
04-19-2005, 04:36 PM
i've long thought that would be a brilliant way to steal stuff of a certain size, as nobody's going to check there... always wondered if anyone was doing it and getting away with it...

wonder what else she's stolen that way :P
MrGreg
04-19-2005, 05:41 PM
If she was smart she would have put it on vibrate mode
Airencracken
04-19-2005, 06:20 PM
If she was smart she would have put it on vibrate mode

:lmfao:
welfareloser
04-19-2005, 06:25 PM
which reminds me of a video clip my twisted friend kim sent me... involving a porn star... a phone... and vibrate mode...



and when she was done, she answered the phone :heh:
DarkFury
04-19-2005, 06:26 PM
If she was smart she would have put it on vibrate mode
:stupid:

Yep... that's what I was thinkin' too... plus, she could just call herself for the fun of it then. :D
Jane83
04-19-2005, 11:51 PM
wow....well, the phone either had to be really small, or shes a big slut with a really really big stretched out vagina
SolidSnake
04-19-2005, 11:56 PM
that's just messed up man... :disa:
Showtime
04-20-2005, 12:23 AM
"The rightful owner has since filed an insurance claim, refusing to have it returned, saying it is damaged beyond repair. "

He just missed his big ebay opportunity.

-j
BigJon
04-20-2005, 04:18 AM
wow....well, the phone either had to be really small, or shes a big slut with a really really big stretched out vagina
:lmfao:
Too true!

Here's a pic of the victim before the cell phone was taken.
http://www.americanvision.org//images/old_cellphone.jpg
welfareloser
04-20-2005, 06:45 AM
:lmfao: omg, great pic...
AmRivlin
04-20-2005, 10:19 AM
That got an audible chuckle.... HA, is that the ron jeremy signature series phone?
Jenny
04-20-2005, 11:05 AM
HAHA great thread title for this.
SmokeyDP
04-20-2005, 11:16 AM
Beat me to it! I was just going to come in and post up "I hope it wasn't this cell phone model":heh:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cell-phone-old.jpg
Jane83
04-20-2005, 01:05 PM
whats just more...-----uh...ouch.
not hot
whitak24
04-20-2005, 02:14 PM
wow....well, the phone either had to be really small, or shes a big slut with a really really big stretched out vagina
that was my exact first thought :heh:


If she was smart she would have put it on vibrate mode
:lmfao:

way too funny, my friend.
Burzhui
04-20-2005, 02:19 PM
:stupid:

Yep... that's what I was thinkin' too... plus, she could just call herself for the fun of it then. :D


remember those commercials in times of beepers? Beep me again!


intimate hiding place. SO that's what we call it now?
whitak24
04-20-2005, 02:29 PM
intimate hiding place. SO that's what we call it now?
try using that line on a girl, why don't ya?

"hey baby, can i put my member in your intimate hiding place?" :hihi:
Showtime
04-20-2005, 02:34 PM
Bruce Wayne had an intimate hiding place, I think he called it the bat cave.

-j
Burzhui
04-20-2005, 02:38 PM
Bruce Wayne had an intimate hiding place, I think he called it the bat cave.

-j


:lmfao:
DarkFury
04-20-2005, 08:51 PM
Bruce Wayne had an intimate hiding place, I think he called it the bat cave.

-j
Heh... well "batcave" is code slang for it too. :D


Like tossin' a hotdog down a hallway. :hihi:
welfareloser
04-21-2005, 08:02 AM
Like tossin' a hotdog down a hallway. :hihi:

:heh: just be careful how you use that one, because even the most laidback girl will cut a m-f who whips that one out at the wrong time :D