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Gothic Girl
04-21-2005, 11:35 AM
I bought my ex-mother-in-law's cat $20 in food, I give it to my ex this morning, and as soon as he gets home, he calls me saying the cat is dying and prolly won't make it through the day. :censored: (they're taking him in right now to put him down.) :dead: Stupid Murphy's Law. I mean the cat was like 20 or 21 years old, so it's about time, but I was for sure he would live long enough to at least try his new food.
That always happens to me though. One night, I sent my husband out for tampons. He comes back with a giant box of them, (I swear a 6 month supply) and I get pregnant. Go figure. :spock:
TofuNinja
04-21-2005, 12:27 PM
ack poor poor kitty. Give my best wishes to your ex mother in law....
ufcrusher
04-21-2005, 01:18 PM
Send her the book 101 things to do with a dead cat. (Figuring shes your ex-mother in law) Although, if you like her, she might not ever forgive you.
DarkFury
04-21-2005, 01:56 PM
Take the food back to the store...
As long as it is unopened... they'll take it back. :D
Showtime
04-21-2005, 02:02 PM
Why are you doing things for your ex? Shouldn't you like hate each other or something. ;)
Sorry bout the old cat, btw.
-j
Gothic Girl
04-21-2005, 04:35 PM
Send her the book 101 things to do with a dead cat. (Figuring shes your ex-mother in law) Although, if you like her, she might not ever forgive you.
:lmfao: Only prob is, we do get along! I would die laughing if someone did that to me, but I don't think she'd like it too much!
And Jel, my ex and I are actually really good friends. It's nice, because we had a kid together, so our son doesn't have to see us constantly fighting (which would've been the case if we stayed married). :dead:
doolittle
04-22-2005, 01:16 AM
someone here just found a few kittens, maybe she would like one of those cute lil monsters. then of course you would have to buy her a big bag of kitten food and Murphys law may strike agian, nm scratch that idea :disa:
Jeffbx
04-22-2005, 06:08 AM
Maybe you can get her a new one:
http://home.comcast.net/~jeff_bowden/pics/freecat.jpg
(No? Too insensitive?)
brainsmile
04-22-2005, 08:22 AM
sorry I got that cat already... if you want the ebay auction # PM me :hihi:
TofuNinja
04-22-2005, 08:24 AM
haha PETA will come for you......
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