Anyone chinese here?

[majhongwarrior]

i'm just trying to make some new friends here.
any chinese people here?(i don't just like chinese people, i like every culture)

[gear02]

yup

ABC though as they call it. I don't speak mandarin and I can only understand Cantonese, and I guess I'm illiterate...though i can read Mahjong pieces :)

[RoniMan]

i'm chinese...well technically taiwanese...well technically taiwanese american...so to answer your question...i like every culture too.

[doolittle]

i'm just trying to make some new friends here.
any chinese people here?(i don't just like chinese people, i like every culture)

i would be your freind but im only white trash, sorry.

[JaQnAbOx]

i'm chinese...well technically taiwanese...well technically taiwanese american...so to answer your question...i like every culture too.
:stupid:

[cheapie]

i like egg rolls. does that count?

[cheapchinese]

i'm chinese...well technically taiwanese...well technically taiwanese american...so to answer your question...i like every culture too.
:stupid:

:bandit:
I learned my chinese in college....its pretty funny, I hardly used chinese in high school, but once i stepped on college campus, i seem to be a FOB now ^^y

[irwin]

I don't speak mandarin and I can only understand Cantonese

:stupid:

[gear02]

:stupid:

Woo! I'm like passwird....or rather he's like me :)

Although if we met face to face we'd have major problems communicating in Cantonese as we stare at each other waiting for one to start saying something... :bandit:

[Merlin]

I'm not Chinese but I was in Beijing last month....so can join the club?

[Hypnotist]

I'm a European mix, but I'll be your friend. Hey buddy can you loan me $1,627,568.24? I'll pay you back. :) j/k

你好﹗ (Hello!)

謝謝﹗ (Thank You!)

[BrewMaster]

i'm just trying to make some new friends here.
any chinese people here?(i don't just like chinese people, i like every culture)
why ask if it doesn't matter?

[angl2b]

ABC - speak Mandarin and Cantonese (Taiwanese/HK) does it matter that I can't read chinese? I still qualify don't I? :P

[psycho-]

I'm chinese american too. Born and raised, and waay too white for my own good. Parents live in Shanghai tho....across from a KFC, Papa Johns, McDonalds, Starbucks, Pizza Hut, etc in the international community.

[DarkFury]

i like egg rolls. does that count?
:heh:

Don't forget the red sauce.. :lick:

[psycho-]

:heh:

Don't forget the red sauce.. :lick:


My parents lived part of their lives in the south; so they have an affinity towards creole cooking, Fried chicken, soul food and big american cars. They're like the reverse-Chinese Chinese people

[Showtime]

i'm just trying to make some new friends here.
any hot brazillian female people here?(i don't just like hot brazilian female people, i like every culture) ;)

-j

[gear02]

My parents lived part of their lives in the south; so they have an affinity towards creole cooking, Fried chicken, soul food and big american cars. They're like the reverse-Chinese Chinese people

Hmm...actually mine too. We love BBQ. My mom loves grits and chitlins (sp). My dad loves Buick :(

[spongebobloser]

hehe im chinese....chinese american!!!

[whitak24]

i'm just trying to make some new friends here.
any hot brazillian female people here?(i don't just like hot brazilian female people, i like every culture) ;)

-j
jel, you are a funny dude today :heh:


i like egg rolls. does that count?
i'm dating a chinese girl. does that count?

[GraingerGuy]

I'm an ABC. I speak a liiiiiiiitttttttlllllle bit of Cantonese....and I can write my name! :)

[RoniMan]

I'm an ABC. I speak a liiiiiiiitttttttlllllle bit of Cantonese....and I can write my name! :)

your parents must be proud....

G-R-A-I-N-G-E now what's the last letter? R?

Good job! you can write your name! now we'll put a red S next to your name!

[/me runs]

[majhongwarrior]

good to know that i'm not the only chinese guy here :)

[BigJon]

i would be your freind but im only white trash, sorry.
:stupid:
Guess that makes me non-friendworthy. :sad:

[coins]

Looking to make friends: are there any dinosaurs on here? I don't speak the native language tho... all I understand is money...

[BigJon]

Looking to make friends: are there any dinosaurs on here? I don't speak the native language tho... all I understand is money...
I thought you were an alligator? :hmm:

[booger73]

good to know that i'm not the only chinese guy here :)

600 million chinese men just in china.. i wonder if any of them are in here.. (given the censoring.. hrm)

i'm looking for some friends too.. anyone know any nicely shaped noses?

[gear02]

good to know that i'm not the only chinese guy here :)

Heck, it's good to know I'm not the only chinese guy who can't speak chinese :)

[ialsohaveadream]

I can go so many ways on this one, so take your pick:

1. Your thread title would've been WAY funnier if it said "Any Asians here?"

2. How elitist can you be? You don't see sourdough only wanting to make friends with other breads, do you? NO!

3. I'm not Chinese, but I'm a big fan of rice. Does that count?

[StonedWheat]

:wavey2: I'm chinese! I'm actually getting more into speaking cantonese and chinese media than I used to. I'm turning into an american born fob.

[RoniMan]

600 million chinese men just in china.. i wonder if any of them are in here.. (given the censoring.. hrm)

i'm looking for some friends too.. anyone know any nicely shaped noses?

don't u know u can't pick your friends?!

[rimshot]

[GraingerGuy]

your parents must be proud....

G-R-A-I-N-G-E now what's the last letter? R?

Good job! you can write your name! now we'll put a red S next to your name!

[/me runs]

You die now!

/me runs after roni with big...BIG club.

;)

[TofuNinja]

I'm an ABC too.

[Airencracken]

1. Your thread title would've been WAY funnier if it said "Any Asians here?"
3. I'm not Chinese, but I'm a big fan of rice. Does that count?

:stupid: I fvcking love rice. I eat it four times a day sometimes and almost always at least five times a week. I could probably subsist on rice alone, as long as I had enough kikomann.

[cheapchinese]

why is rice correlated with chinese (not sarcastically)

I mean, shouldn't it be Tea??
For heaven sakes, that was basically the reason why the west went to china?
Porcelain?

[Airencracken]

why is rice correlated with chinese (not sarcastically)

I mean, shouldn't it be Tea??
For heaven sakes, that was basically the reason why the west went to china?
Porcelain?

:shrug:

why are beans associated with hispanics?
why are potatoes associated with the irish?
why is whiskey assosciated with the irish?
why is brautwurst associated with the germans?
why is underarm hair on chicks associated with the french?

[gear02]

why is rice correlated with chinese (not sarcastically)

I mean, shouldn't it be Tea??
For heaven sakes, that was basically the reason why the west went to china?
Porcelain?

hey...it's better than opium ;)

[spongebobloser]

:shrug:

why are beans associated with hispanics?
why are potatoes associated with the irish?
why is whiskey assosciated with the irish?
why is brautwurst associated with the germans?
why is underarm hair on chicks associated with the french?


ahaha underarm hair!!

[Nija]

:shrug:

why are beans associated with hispanics?

Because they smell


why are potatoes associated with the irish?

Because that's all they have agriculturally speaking. And they smell.


why is whiskey assosciated with the irish?

Because that's why they are usually drunk on.


why is brautwurst associated with the germans?

[Lili Von Schtupp offers Bart a gigantic sausage]
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.


why is underarm hair on chicks associated with the french?
Because they smell.

[GraingerGuy]

:stupid: I fvcking love rice. I eat it four times a day sometimes and almost always at least five times a week. I could probably subsist on rice alone, as long as I had enough kikomann.

Mmmm.....rice....

/me goes to cook some rice.

:munch: :drool:

[TofuNinja]

Rice kicks major booty

[BrewMaster]

why is rice correlated with chinese (not sarcastically)

I mean, shouldn't it be Tea??
For heaven sakes, that was basically the reason why the west went to china?
Porcelain?
what did you have for dinner last night? that's why.

[g222leav]

i'm chinese...but both my parents were living in cambodia before the war, and came to america as refugees....my dad speaks like seven languages....they're from the hakka region...so i'm told...

my parents spoke cambodian around the home...so for me, i understand cambodian, and speak relatively little...such a disgrace :hmm:

[Cheesypuff]

I'm chinese!!! :wavey: I speak a bit....I can write...very little........

but I is chinese...

[molecularfire]

what did you have for dinner last night? that's why.
Pizza then tea in a cheap porcelin plate.

[booger73]

Haven't people noticed how.. like you might hear something like..
"Oh.. you're Chinese.. but you don't speak Chinese?"

or

"Oh.. you're from <insert country here>, you don't speak <language of country>" mentioned a lot by people?

I guess I"m lucky that I speak fine.. but there always seem to be a lot of people 'put off' somewhat, because you don't speak <x>