View Full Version : This has been bugging me for years...
BigJon
04-22-2005, 03:16 PM
Why the hell do staplers have an adjustable staple pad?
http://rocksolidtruth.org/pics/jon/stapler.jpg
I mean, who uses the other side? You can turn it around to make the staple legs bend outward instead of inward like a normal stapler....but why?
Somebody tell me!
bachviet
04-22-2005, 03:17 PM
It's there to justify the $20 price tag. :P
MrGreg
04-22-2005, 03:20 PM
I think the outside bend works better on thicker stacks of paper maybe?
psycho-
04-22-2005, 03:23 PM
According to someone on the internet:
The pinning function is a carryover from the time before staple removers. It makes the staple form a relatively straight form. You can staple two pieces of paper together then pull out the staple. Good for temporary fastening, it's kind of a paperclip competitor. You can also use it when sewing. Instead of using pins, you just staple.
RoniMan
04-22-2005, 03:58 PM
The pinning function is a carryover from the time before staple removers. It makes the staple form a relatively straight form. You can staple two pieces of paper together then pull out the staple. Good for temporary fastening, it's kind of a paperclip competitor. You can also use it when sewing. Instead of using pins, you just staple.
pshh! sounds like an old wives tale...everyone knows that the pad looks like a face. this is so you can make robot sounds when you staple. and when you turn the pad around, you can scream "my eyes, you're stapling my eyes!" and freak everyone out in the office.
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good gawd i'm bored!!
DaFunkyUnit
04-22-2005, 04:38 PM
pshh! sounds like an old wives tale...everyone knows that the pad looks like a face. this is so you can make robot sounds when you staple. and when you turn the pad around, you can scream "my eyes, you're stapling my eyes!" and freak everyone out in the office.
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good gawd i'm bored!!
:nuts:
Merlin
04-22-2005, 04:57 PM
It is a fun way to mess with people.
raimin
04-25-2005, 06:20 AM
since it is easier to remove, its a replacement for a paperclip
doh someone said that already
For april fools day, us in the it dept changed everyones stapler around at our company
Devhux
04-25-2005, 12:54 PM
All this talk about staplers, and not a single mention about Office Space............ :(
cheapie
04-25-2005, 01:27 PM
lol. i was at a rental counter somewhere and saw that the guy had a red swingline. i said, "oooh....you have a ..."
blink blink.
ummm...never seen office space? blink blink.
sigh
BigJon
04-25-2005, 02:20 PM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7/
For april fools day, us in the it dept changed everyones stapler around at our company
I don't know why some people think geeks need to get out more, I really don't. ;)
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