Skunk Apes

[spongebobloser]

Are they real?

[cadetevon]

Are they real?


What the heck are you talking about?

Well, I did a quick google and I'd have to say, no, skunk apes are fake.

[welfareloser]

http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html


Myakka Investigation Update 7 July 2001

East County Observer 07/12/01

Tracking Myakka's wily Skunk Ape

A lot of people have sightings, but they sit on them because they don't want to look like idiots.'

By Mischa Vieira

It's been nearly nine months and there's been no reappearance of the Myakka Skunk Ape. At least no official reports.

This past February newspapers throughout the Southeast caused a supernatural frenzy when they ran stories about the appearance of a smelly ape nearly seven feet tall in a backyard east of I-75 in Sarasota. Some writers quickly dismissed the idea of Florida's answer to Bigfoot. Others used the opportunity to tell a few jokes, and some suggested, mockingly, organizing a search (i.e. hunting) party to find the animal that resembles an orangutan.

http://www.lorencoleman.com/images/MAPhotosm.jpg

nobody knows what it is for sure, given that it's all eyewitness testimony and a few anonymous photos. a hoax, an escaped orangutan, or ... (duh duh DUHHHHHHH...) the MISSING LINK!!!

[ShawnLee]

Sounds like it's time to start up some snipe hunts!

[TofuNinja]

that thing is fugly for sure

[bachviet]

It's another Big Foot.

[spongebobloser]

It's another Big Foot.
maybe it is bigfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[welfareloser]

wouldn't it be funny if we finally did get proof of a 7-foot tall primate that's been hangin out all along? it would suddenly lend an air of legitimacy to ufo enthusiasts, friends of nessie, etc... quite a terrifying prospect, really :P

[Markel]

Sounds like it's time to start up some snipe hunts!
Ok. You hold the bag.