what to do about broken nose?

[welfareloser]

please note that this nose was broken by the same child 6 months or so ago. :2far:

[Gothic Girl]

wait, what happened? :confused:

[Bires]

uh...
did the kid break *his* nose or the shnaz of another?

[bachviet]

A little heroin doesn't hurt anybody. :D

[Jenny]

If anyone remembers the story from last time, I think one of the twins likes to rear his head back and did it right into mom's nose last time and broke it. I'm assuming it was something similar this time.

And OUCH. :|

[Nija]

Beat the kid.

[gear02]

is it EG?

you could break HIS nose...but then you could go to jail... :(

[Nija]

is it EG?

you could break HIS nose...but then you could go to jail... :(
You mean the, "He did it first!" arguement doesn't stand in the legal environment?!

[gear02]

You mean the, "He did it first!" arguement doesn't stand in the legal environment?!

Didn't help for Michael Jackson did it?


:|



yeah I don't know what that means either... :disa:

[Nija]

I'm going to set you up prefectly and you are going go respond with THAT?!

You are dead to me.

[zenbooty]

Being G|A, selling the kid is obviously the most popular response.

Post a deal!

[Gothic Girl]

I'm torn between beating the kid and selling the kid. On one hand, beating him would bring you physical satisfaction. On the other hand, selling the kid would bring you material satisfaction. I'm gonna go with beating the kid.

[BigJon]

Sell him. By the sound of it, he would go great in those underground chimpanzee fights. He would own those monkeys.

:hihi:

[Merlin]

When in doubt throw him a beatdown.

Oh and yeah - we want pictures posted of this one. :bandit:

[booger73]

Do the Ebay thing.. sell the playstation?
:)

[Freelance Superhero]

i'm all about beating the kid. and, like the only funny member of the "kings of comedy," bernie mac, i suggest using a hammer.

[welfareloser]

i'm all about beating the kid. and, like the only funny member of the "kings of comedy," bernie mac, i suggest using a hammer.

:heh: i actually just bought them whac-a-mole at goodwill... it came with two nice, fat hammers!

i should have had a fifth poll option: all of the above :dodgy:

erk. still hurts like a mofo this morning. this time, i was just leaning over to pick up spazmonkey for bed, and in typical spazmonkey fashion, he picked that moment to start one of his random happy-dance jumpety-jump-jump-JUMP!!! fits.

moral of the story: he can walk his own narrow white a$$ to bed. :|

[booger73]

There is something about little heathens just spazzing out.. for some reason the little one keeps wanting to headbutt the mrs.. luckily no broken stuff yet, but thick head, face, i can agree bad combination

[Merlin]

Sounds like you are looking more and more like youe avatar everyday.

[cheapie]

wow. i think i can safely say that my kid would IMMEDIATELY know that he screwed up by hurting his mother like that.

[Jenny]

Sounds like it was an accident, so could have been worse and been on purpose. ;)

[welfareloser]

wow. i think i can safely say that my kid would IMMEDIATELY know that he screwed up by hurting his mother like that.

why, because she woulda been beating him? :P

yeah, he knew. he said uh-oh, came over to pat me on the head and give me a hug, gave me an empty candy wrapper to make me feel better...

[LegendKiller]

why, because she woulda been beating him? :P

yeah, he knew. he said uh-oh, came over to pat me on the head and give me a hug, gave me an empty candy wrapper to make me feel better...



Did you ask him why he breaks mommy's nose and then thinks she needs to go on a diet? Little punk needs to be taught a lesson!

[cheapie]

why, because she woulda been beating him? :P

i don't know that i should expound because it will come off as all "i'm a better parent than you."

[ialsohaveadream]

Why don't you just show him your new chainsaw and hockey mask? Kids love seeing your new toys.
http://jamesbrief.com/s/545545.jpg

[chrissy]

Patrick loves to flop backwards against the couch, the bed... you. He thinks it's fun. He laughs and repeats until dizzy, you give him a flashlight or ask him where his C3-PO/Yoda is. He bops me in the nose constantly. He laughs and aims better the next go around.

Sorry your nose hurts, I know your pain. I wouldn't sell him though, if the buyer pays by paypal, they might dispute and get the money and keep the merchandise. :P

[Showtime]

C'mon guys! It's not the childs fault. He needs to be medicated. Lots and lots of medication. Happy happy joy joy. ;)

-j

[TechMage]

I got hit in the nose once with a stainless steel coffee mug, then in the eye with a phone book. me don't tink those do purmanint dammaj.

[Mommypooh]

I'd head butt him back.

[puppetmaster]

I say beat him and film it, put it on G/A

[Airencracken]

Looks like going on smack is more popular than smacking...

[whitak24]

i'm all about heroin.

seriously, welfare, that sucks that your nose is broken again. i think mine got cracked a couple months ago, and it's still slightly deformed.

[ufcrusher]

There is a very simple situation.....strap the kid down in the bath tub and then start the shower so that one drop comes out ever few seconds hitting him on the nose. Its very important to make sure that the water is falling on the same part each time and that there is proper drainage....death is not desired. After a few hours he will be uncomfortable....after a few days, lets just say that water torture truly is not nice. Since its just a drop of water there is no marks to get those pesky authorities involved like when you whip em. Yep...thats your ticket.



Or if you are rational.........dont do what I said. It sounds like he knows he hurt you accidentially and tried to make it up to you. Just tell him to be more careful about jumping because he has hurt you twice and without you, well, he couldnt reach the food.

[cheapie]

have you seen pics of WL? In a year she'll be asking them to get the cereal boxes down for her! :heh:

[ialsohaveadream]

have you seen pics of WL? In a year she'll be asking them to get the cereal boxes down for her! :heh:
:heh: Swish!

[Mommypooh]

have you seen pics of WL? In a year she'll be asking them to get the cereal boxes down for her! :heh:

That is so mean. True. But Mean.

[welfareloser]

That is so mean. True. But Mean.

no, it's not true *hmmmph*







(i'm already asking eg to get cereal boxes down for me, because we both have to climb on a barstool to do it anyway, and he likes doing it, whereas i don't :P )

[Mommypooh]

I am in the same boat I am short. No correction I am vertically challenged. But works great when fighting someone taller than you.

[OC]

Let EG start putting the little bundle of joy to bed. He's big enough. Oh, kick him some extra allowance for doing it. You know, hazard pay. ;)

[welfareloser]

you know... funny thing; i DID start letting eg put them to bed... and it's working out beautifully :eek: they turn out the lights, he tucks them in, they play with flashlights while he tells them a story he makes up on the fly... holy crap, they were laughing their BUTTS off for half an hour. no tears at bedtime, and eg was running his mouth at someone other than me for a change, so i just watched the daily show. like, the whole thing. uninterrupted! i still can't believe it...

[Nija]

http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ps/brokenwelfare.jpg

[Jenny]

ROFLMAO Nija, that's such a bad PS it's hysterical! lol

[Nija]

define bad :P

[ialsohaveadream]

define bad :P
Awesome! It's WelfareRipHamilton!

[Airencracken]

at least he didn't put the hannibal mask on her. :D

[Mommypooh]

let's give him more ideas!

:P

[bachviet]

Now that's an awesome pic. :heh:

[Nija]

http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ps/brokenwelfare.jpg
Ok, so I'm attention whoring. I don't think that those from the weekday shift were able to look at my piece of art.

:)

[ialsohaveadream]

Ok, so I'm attention whoring. I don't think that those from the weekday shift were able to look at my piece of art.

:)
Quite masterful, really. It deserved the bump.

[BigJon]

Nija...that was great. Nice job! :thumbup:

[Nija]

I can't wait until I finish school up for the semester... then I will have more free time on my hands for the rest of you ;) :P