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cruelpupet
04-28-2005, 10:19 PM
Stop posting...you may die if you dont.

http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415


A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.

"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.

DankNstickY
04-28-2005, 10:48 PM
if only it were true tho... hmmmmm.... KEEP POSTING GUYS! :shifty:

Airencracken
04-28-2005, 11:02 PM
DF? :poke: Uh, DF? :poke:


Oh crap...

DarkFury
04-28-2005, 11:24 PM
Ummm... I don't think that will happen to me.

I do stop to eat and take care of "bodily functions". :D


But thanks for the concern. :heh:

attgig
04-28-2005, 11:47 PM
that's just ridiculously sick....

cheapchinese
04-29-2005, 12:15 AM
dumass (its DU-MASS)

ufcrusher
04-29-2005, 02:50 AM
Ummm... I don't think that will happen to me.

I do stop to eat and take care of "bodily functions". :D


But thanks for the concern. :heh:

Yes, but once you got your wifi system you started taking your laptop into the bathroom with you . :disa: Geez man, you need time away from the computer.



On a sad note, I do actually know someone who does take his laptop into the bathroom with him when he is going to "be a while". Let it be said that I DO NOT BORROW HIS COMPUTER.

hapoo
04-29-2005, 03:01 AM
Yes, but once you got your wifi system you started taking your laptop into the bathroom with you . :disa: Geez man, you need time away from the computer.



On a sad note, I do actually know someone who does take his laptop into the bathroom with him when he is going to "be a while". Let it be said that I DO NOT BORROW HIS COMPUTER.


you kidding? i've been doing that for years! Sure beats a magazine. Only problem is when i get too distracted with the computer

ufcrusher
04-29-2005, 03:03 AM
*jots down quick note not to borrow Hapoo's laptop either* Well that explains why your Dell broke.....too much exposure to fumes.

bachviet
04-29-2005, 06:12 AM
You means there is someone out there posts more than DF??? :eek:

OC
04-29-2005, 07:31 AM
"Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members"

Pfft, so what? I'm linked to 13,078 on G|A alone.

DarkFury
04-29-2005, 10:37 AM
Yes, but once you got your wifi system you started taking your laptop into the bathroom with you . :disa: Geez man, you need time away from the computer.

Ummmm.... nope. :D


You means there is someone out there posts more than DF??? :eek:
Hey now... I just stick to THIS community. :D

BigJon
06-04-2005, 05:57 AM
It's official: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/starved.asp

Ladogaboy
06-04-2005, 07:58 AM
I KNEW it couldn't be true!!!! How could anyone surpass the great DF?


psst... okay, when do I get my promotion? :shifty:

bachviet
06-04-2005, 08:55 AM
If I calculated right (2 per minutes * 60 minutes per hour * 24 hours per day * 7 days per week * 7 weeks), he totaled 141120 posts in 7 weeks. :eek: I don't think DF could top that. :P

DarkFury
06-04-2005, 07:58 PM
If I calculated right (2 per minutes * 60 minutes per hour * 24 hours per day * 7 days per week * 7 weeks), he totaled 141120 posts in 7 weeks. :eek: I don't think DF could top that. :P
Nor would I want to...

I like this place... but dayuum... not quite THAT much. :heh:

ialsohaveadream
06-04-2005, 09:11 PM
It's official: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/starved.asp
I would've thought the "Satire ahead" thing at the bottom of the page would've given it away....the first time this was posted. ;)

Thesifer
06-04-2005, 10:21 PM
Humm Its amazing that they even need to put some things on to snopes.. I mean.. this was Obviously Fake..

BigJon
06-05-2005, 06:35 AM
Humm Its amazing that they even need to put some things on to snopes.. I mean.. this was Obviously Fake..

I think they do it for all those people who actually believe it is true. A lot of this stuff gets put into email and passed around work and EVERYONE at my work believes this crap.

Their "inboxer rebellion" and "photography" section is just brimming with all the photochops and stories that are sent around the internet and email.

Grubbie
06-05-2005, 04:30 PM
Nor would I want to...

I like this place... but dayuum... not quite THAT much. :heh:

And he loves his truck to much to not spend time with it also.... :fro:

DarkFury
06-06-2005, 10:06 AM
And he loves his truck to much to not spend time with it also.... :fro:
:heh:

I dunno... the "computer love" is pretty strong here. :D

BrewMaster
06-06-2005, 10:11 AM
:heh:

I dunno... the "computer love" is pretty strong here. :D
well, if that's how you like to get down then you might want to know about this (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88566). :hihi: