Why You Shouldn't Wear Vibrating Panties

[mcs328]

Maybe NSFW because of the links inside the actual story.
Please remove if it offends.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

Passion Pants: wear with careThe following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

[MrGreg]

so many questions come to mind...

[zippyjuan]

The SUN is famous for their "naughty" oriented stories. They are well known for their "Page Three Girl" who is both buxom and topless. Available at newsstands throught the UK.

[Jane83]

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

[speedracer120]

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

Eww.

[Merlin]

Sounds like nickel has been travelling. :hehehmm:

[nickel]

*BUSTED* :gle:

yeh, and notice i wouldn't give them consent to print my name. :spock:

[MJordanash]

At least she had a good time before she got hurt. Ha

[DarkFury]

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves
Heh... not to mention the "associated smell". :eek:

[angl2b]

:gle: LMAO :heh: :ptlaugh: :laugh:

[nickel]

Heh... not to mention the "associated smell". :eek:
what smell?

ohhh, that flowery, fresh, comeandget it smell? :D

[mcs328]

[Peter] Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made [Peter]
I don't know why this popped in my head after Nickels comment.

[surfer]

They should sell a ton of them with all the free publicity!

[DarkFury]

what smell?

ohhh, that flowery, fresh, comeandget it smell? :D
Well.. that's not usually it... but if you say so... :hmm:

[mcs328]

Can you even walk normally while it's buzzing inside or do you have to do the pee-pee dance?

[nickel]

Well.. that's not usually it... but if you say so... :hmm:
what is it then?

btw - you smell... nice and woodsy there. i think... :wavey2:

[BrewMaster]

i would think that a woman would want to enjoy that in the comfort of her own home, not while she is in the supermarket. geez, talk about multitasking...

[Mommypooh]

:stupid:

Yeah the multi tasking is getting out of control. That is just wrong on so many different levels.

[gear02]

Can you even walk normally while it's buzzing inside or do you have to do the pee-pee dance?

Do some experiments and get back to us with the results :D

[mcs328]

Do some experiments and get back to us with the results :D

Tell me if it's noticeable at the G|A meetup tomorrow. If I pass out make sure I spill hot Starbucks coffee on myself so I can sue for some outrageous amount. :)

[cadetevon]

There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me? :blush: :halo:

[angl2b]

Tell me if it's noticeable at the G|A meetup tomorrow. If I pass out make sure I spill hot Starbucks coffee on myself so I can sue for some outrageous amount. :)
:gle: :eek3: :2far: :puke:
nasty :bonk:

[mcs328]

:gle: :eek3: :2far: :puke:
nasty :bonk:

...only if I don't clean it before it's your turn the next day. Wasn't that the deal? Or is that TMI for everyone :2far:

[angl2b]

:eek2: OMG - that is a lie - and that is sick... :yell: :bash:
I no longer know who you are.... :nuts:

[nickel]

:eek2: OMG - that is a lie - and that is sick... :yell: :bash:
I no longer know who you are.... :nuts:
*giggle*

you guys are so cute :laugh:

[gear02]

hehehe i might have destroyed the mcs - angl2b relationship... ;)

If it falls apart, can I date angl? :D

[BrewMaster]

There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me? :blush: :halo:
because your body is vibrating and sending interference to my monitor. please take a couple of steps back. thanks.

[gear02]

*giggle*

you guys are so cute :laugh:

hehehe yeah they are...

I wonder if they're sitting next to each other posting...that's kinda like IMing your friend who's sitting next to you.


There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me? :blush: :halo:

are you a guy? With that knowledge I hope you're not...unless you've done a lot of...(ahem)..."research"

[nickel]

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i would think that a woman would want to enjoy that in the comfort of her own home, not while she is in the supermarket. geez, talk about multitasking...
(and you were the one who didn't know what a "pearl necklace" was, right? :P )

what's cool is that they have these with a remote control so your bf/SO can start it up at some opportune and interesting moment.

[MrGreg]

If those remotes had a long enough range, that could make an interesting white elephant / gift exchange item.

Somebody posts something you like -> give them a little buzz

[gear02]

If those remotes had a long enough range, that could make an interesting white elephant / gift exchange item.

Somebody posts something you like -> give them a little buzz

I don't know...I think Nija would like it too much...

[cadetevon]

because your body is vibrating and sending interference to my monitor. please take a couple of steps back. thanks.


Mmmmyyyy bbaaaaddddd.

Sssssooorrryy.


are you a guy? With that knowledge I hope you're not...unless you've done a lot of...(ahem)..."research"


All girl. ;)

[angl2b]

:blush: no - mcs and I work in different states - travel time without traffic is about 30-45 min with traffice about an hour and a half. He is just being a big dork - I already called and told him the comments were uncalled for... :nono:
the mcs-angl relationship wouldn't be broken over this... :gle: unless it is true what mcs says he will do then :eek3: ...that might be a differenct matter altogether - if that should happen at least i know where to post for a bf/fiance/hubby ad :laugh:
we're not cute - we're more annoying.... :heh:

[cadetevon]

what's cool is that they have these with a remote control so your bf/SO can start it up at some opportune and interesting moment.


Yessss, yes they do. :blush:

[gear02]

:blush: no - mcs and I work in different states - travel time without traffic is about 30-45 min with traffice about an hour and a half. He is just being a big dork - I already called and told him the comments were uncalled for... :nono:
the mcs-angl relationship wouldn't be broken over this... :gle: unless it is true what mcs says he will do then :eek3: ...that might be a differenct matter altogether - if that should happen at least i know where to post for a bf/fiance/hubby ad :laugh:
we're not cute - we're more annoying.... :heh:

aww he was just joking :) I thought it was pretty funny actually :D

[gear02]

Yessss, yes they do. :blush:

wow...you're experienced! :D

[angl2b]

yeah I know he was....till he decided to "share" with me too..... :puke:
:hehehmm: :umm: :sweat:

[DarkFury]

are you a guy? With that knowledge I hope you're not...unless you've done a lot of...(ahem)..."research"
Nope.. that's a girl.

Don't go by the avatar... it is misleading. :D

[Kevster]

You know, I am always glad that the Sun is there for when a 33-year-old woman passes out in the supermarket from 'passion pants'. :heh:

I must admit I do like page 3 of the Sun. :halo: I wish they did that here too. ;)

[cadetevon]

wow...you're experienced! :D


Maybe. :cool:

[zenbooty]

Maybe. :cool:PICS! WE DEMAND PICS!

[cadetevon]

PICS! WE DEMAND PICS!


I so much hotter in your imagination than I really am in RL, so why ruin it, eh?

LOL

Here is me:

http://members.aol.com/cadetevon/yvonne.jpg

[brainsmile]

nothing to see here... move along. Woman just enjoying herself. Husband not doing it right. Move along.

[DarkFury]

Mmmmyyyy bbaaaaddddd.

Sssssooorrryy.

/me grabs the remote...


Clickety.... Clickety... :hehehmm:

[Burzhui]

Well.. that's not usually it... but if you say so... :hmm:


dayum dawg i dunno what you've been hitting :spock:

[DarkFury]

dayum dawg i dunno what you've been hitting :spock:
I'm now thinkin' the same of you.... :hmm:

[cadetevon]

/me grabs the remote...


Clickety.... Clickety... :hehehmm:


w00t!1

[ufcrusher]

They do sell remote control butterfly vibrators and speed eggs, so that you can pleasure your partner while being out in public. Its the knowledge that your partner could send you over the edge at any moment supposedly makes the use of the device even more pleasurable.

The longest range I have heard of was over 100ft and there was some scuttlebutt that they were working on one that was triggered by a cell phone call. Some of the cheaper models only have 10 - 25 ft ranges though. Just imagine that she is going in for a meeting with her supervisors and you hit her button. One minute she is talking about her goals, the next minute she is imitating the scene from When Harry met Sally.

[mcs328]

They do sell remote control butterfly vibrators and speed eggs, so that you can pleasure your partner while being out in public. Its the knowledge that your partner could send you over the edge at any moment supposedly makes the use of the device even more pleasurable.

The longest range I have heard of was over 100ft and there was some scuttlebutt that they were working on one that was triggered by a cell phone call. Some of the cheaper models only have 10 - 25 ft ranges though. Just imagine that she is going in for a meeting with her supervisors and you hit her button. One minute she is talking about her goals, the next minute she is imitating the scene from When Harry met Sally.

I think I saw this in a movie. This guy met a girl and they promised to meet again. Somehow they missed each other and a few years past. The guy takes a pizza delivery job on the chance he might meet her. Anyways one of the people he delivers pizza to is this uptight snobby up and coming tv journalist who has one of those remote control eggy thingies activiated by a cell phone. So while she was doing this news cast live he called the number and she starting spazzing live. I forget the name of the movie.

[cadetevon]

The longest range I have heard of was over 100ft


This is true...and has been tested. ;)

:shrug: donno 'bout the cell phone thing though.

[speedracer120]

I think I saw this in a movie. This guy met a girl and they promised to meet again. Somehow they missed each other and a few years past. The guy takes a pizza delivery job on the chance he might meet her. Anyways one of the people he delivers pizza to is this uptight snobby up and coming tv journalist who has one of those remote control eggy thingies activiated by a cell phone. So while she was doing this news cast live he called the number and she starting spazzing live. I forget the name of the movie.

Dude, you gotta find the name of the movie. Thats so worth watching a B movie for.