How can Paris Hilton be such trash?

[RIVERWIDOW]

:puke:
Has anyone seen the new Carls junior comercials STARRING Paris Hilton? She is such white trash, I cannot believe a big corporation like Carls would actually pay her money to sell hamburgers. Talk about pimping your product. Well it makes sense actually. Want to pimp a product, use a whore. Carls won't be getting any more of my money. How about you? :thumbdown

[Mike_N_Ike]

:puke:
Has anyone seen the new Carls junior comercials STARRING Paris Hilton? She is such white trash, I cannot believe a big corporation like Carls would actually pay her money to sell hamburgers. Talk about pimping your product. Well it makes sense actually. Want to pimp a product, use a whore. Carls won't be getting any more of my money. How about you? :thumbdown
I haven't seen this one yet - but I haven't seen a Carl's Jr. commercial that didn't make me want to burn the place down in about 7 years.

[DaFunkyUnit]

i havent seen the commercial yet, but i think its retaliation against BK's infamous Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial.

[cheapie]

I haven't seen this one yet - but I haven't seen a Carl's Jr. commercial that didn't make me want to burn the place down in about 7 years.


why in the world would a commercial make you want to burn it down in 7 years?

[Mike_N_Ike]

why in the world would a commercial make you want to burn it down in 7 years?
*Ahem*

At no point in the last 7 years have I seen a Carls Jr commercial that didn't make me want to vow never to eat there again. :)

[cheapie]

just call me the syntax nazi. ;)

[DarkFury]

Well Carl's Jr = Hardees right?

If so... well... I'm kinda likin' the Angus Thickburgers... so I won't be trying to "burn them down" anytime soon. :heh:

Pass the bacon... :D

[verve247]

I can't believe that. This is horrible...got pics?

[revil]

i havent seen the commercial yet, but i think its retaliation against BK's infamous Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial.
oi. that Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial was pure genius.

[nickel]

oi. that Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial was pure genius.
oh yeh, well.... what do you think of this?

here's the link to the Carl's Spicy BB Burger commercial starring Paris.

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html


edit: oh and i just found a coupon for a buck off a Carl's burger (http://www0.slickdeals.net/?t=103577&u2=http://www.spicyparis.com/coupon.php?name=six-dollar-burger) in case you get hungry after seeing that commercial. :hihi:

[hapoo]

I haven't seen this one yet - but I haven't seen a Carl's Jr. commercial that didn't make me want to burn the place down in about 7 years.


are you kidding? Tell me you didn't like the commercial with the chick on the mechanical bull eating the $6 burger!

[RIVERWIDOW]

On the news tonight, a spokesman for Carls was quoted as saying the ad was aimed at 35+ males. Ya think? :puke: If their food is so bad they need her to help sell it they have major problems! :)

[nickel]

the commercial is already getting protested


Paris Hilton in soft-core pornographic commercial
Paris Hilton is starring in a Carl's Jr. commercial to hotdog, half-clothed, frolicking a water hose. The ad generated protests from the media watchdog group.

The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday that the group plans to mobilize its more than 1 million members to protest and is considering asking the Federal Communications Commission to declare the ad indecent.

"This commercial is basically soft-core porn," said Melissa Caldwell, research director for the Los Angeles-based Parents Television Council. "It's inappropriate for television."

Paris Hilton, dressed in a bare-necked swimsuit, soaps and rinses a black Bentley and then takes a bite out of a Carl's Jr. "Spicy BBQ Six-Dollar Burger''. The commercial ends with a specific “That's hot!” Hilton signature.

"Paris was chosen to star in the ad because she is an intriguing cultural icon and the 'it girl' of the moment," said Brad Haley, marketing chief for Carl's Jr., at the press conference.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Paris-Hilton-in-a-too-hot-commercial-2208.shtml

[cheapie]

do these tards know what soft-core porn is? indecent? perhaps. but unless there's T or A, IT'S NOT PORN!!! soft-core or otherwise! :rolleyes:

[DarkFury]

Bwaaaa haa haa...

That coulda been a "Bently" commercial too.... :heh:


WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!! :D

[Freelance Superhero]

are you kidding? Tell me you didn't like the commercial with the chick on the mechanical bull eating the $6 burger!actually, that commercial did nothing for me, because quite frankly i thought that girl was tore up. one of my friends said, "what?! come on, man, the gyration and all that... you gotta like that." well, nope, not if the girl is busted.

[cheapie]

:stupid:

exactly my sentiments. dead NOT sexy.

[bachviet]

Criscut fries at Carl's Jr. are good. :thumbup:

[TofuNinja]

Well the was the final straw for me. I tend to still like Carl's Western Burgers... but after that last ad with Paris... they sold out and well they won't get my business EVER again.

I feel that this is much worst then the McDonalds I'd Hit it Double Cheese Burger thing... yet another big corporation just trying to use what is trendy to sell their products.... hello... ever heard of something called Market Research.... sigh.

[MrGreg]

This commercial is nothing compared to what is regularly shown in other parts of the world. And frankly, I didn't find it sexy at all. I wouldn't touch her with somebody else's 10 foot pole.

[Jane83]

you guys take everything so seriously...
Paris is a character...a character in the media.
yes, shes an idiot, a dumbass, a slut, and retarded, but you need to have fun with it.
I personally think the commercial is GREAT.
its probably the smartest thing Carls has done to get publicity for themselves...(kinda like chicken of the sea and jessica simpson.)
except carls paid for it...
you can bash on paris...but if shes voted one of the hottest on all the mens mags, alot of people love her, or think shes hot.
and she looks good in the commercial.
so dont hate...
you just wish you had her money.
Thats hot

[Memo]

Man I don't see anything wrong with the commercial. WTF is everyone getting their panties in a wad for? I think people just dislike Paris Hilton. Get over it dudes. What are women all mad about anyways? We have to watch commercials about tampons and dry vagina cream.

[TofuNinja]

it's not the money. Seriously it's not.... She just... blah..... if you like her... cool... She is only in the men's hottest women list because we all know she gives BJs.... it was in her porno....

It is kinda like when you go to hot or not dot com.... all the ugly chicks with huge boobs or who show a little booty always get the top rating. That's Paris Hilton's fame in a nutshell.... she gives head....so she's hot.......:shrug:

[DarkFury]

Bwaaa haa haa haa...


Memo said "dry vagina cream".... :heh: I'm dyin' over here.... /me slaps knee and falls off my chair laughing.. :hihi:

[Grubbie]

do these tards know what soft-core porn is? indecent? perhaps. but unless there's T or A, IT'S NOT PORN!!! soft-core or otherwise! :rolleyes:


:D yup, the commercial is funny, makes me hungry....

I hate how people are bitching and moaning about it beign softcore. Give me a break, now if they filmed it with a night vision camera and her phone went off.....

[Memo]

it's not the money. Seriously it's not.... She just... blah..... if you like her... cool... She is only in the men's hottest women list because we all know she gives BJs.... it was in her porno....

It is kinda like when you go to hot or not dot com.... all the ugly chicks with huge boobs or who show a little booty always get the top rating. That's Paris Hilton's fame in a nutshell.... she gives head....so she's hot.......:shrug:

Not really dude. She's famous for being famous. You can't ask for more than that. You are famous for being yourself. That's pretty bad ass. Plus, she had fame before that video was ever released or it would not have ever been released in the first place.

I think people are just jealous taht someone that 'dumb' and that 'trashy' has so much money. But serously, as aformentioned, she plays a role. You stick to your role and you make lots of money. That's being smart.

[Showtime]

No time to search. Links and pics, plz.

TIA

-j

[zippyjuan]

I just watched the commercial on Nickel's link and though it was lousy. The brief moment you saw the burger- it looked completely out of place. The talk about the ad is better advertising for them than the commercial itself is.

[BigJon]

I've got to at least give them a chance...I spend all day dealing with that damn spicy BBQ sauce...I better damn well get a taste of it before I write them off.

/me plans trip to Indy for a Hardee's BBQ burger (because yes, Carls=Hardees)

[nickel]

you guys take everything so seriously...
Paris is a character...a character in the media.
yes, shes an idiot, a dumbass, a slut, and retarded, but you need to have fun with it.
I personally think the commercial is GREAT.
its probably the smartest thing Carls has done to get publicity for themselves...(kinda like chicken of the sea and jessica simpson.)
except carls paid for it...
you can bash on paris...but if shes voted one of the hottest on all the mens mags, alot of people love her, or think shes hot.
and she looks good in the commercial.
so dont hate...
you just wish you had her money.
Thats hot
when i saw that commerical her money didn't cross my mind...

----------------------------

I just watched the commercial on Nickel's link and though it was lousy. The brief moment you saw the burger- it looked completely out of place. The talk about the ad is better advertising for them than the commercial itself is.
yeh, at first i didn't think it was the commercial cause i couldn't see where the burger was gonna come in :P

[Jeffbx]

All I could think was, "What the hell are they thinking, letting someone crawl all over that Bentley like that!!?"

[WhiskeyPapa]

Well the was the final straw for me. I tend to still like Carl's Western Burgers... but after that last ad with Paris... they sold out and well they won't get my business EVER again.Sold out? LOL, sold out. You mean like before this commercial, they were doing it for the art, and now they're just doing it for the money? They are a fast food joint. I don't think it's possible for a fast food joint to "sell out". I mean, don't you have to have some sort of respect and credibility before you can sell out? I pretty much think when you decide to open a hamburger chain, you've effectively "sold out".

[Mike_N_Ike]

are you kidding? Tell me you didn't like the commercial with the chick on the mechanical bull eating the $6 burger!
Hehe...the girl commercials aren't bad. I had forgotten about that one...they're a step up from the other recent Carls Jr commercials - but that really doesn't say much imo.

[oblongmelon]

Personally, I think you all should just wake up with the King and forget Paris ever existed..

[molecularfire]

Haven't seen the commercial and personally don't care. I like their burgers so I'll continue to go there. When I stop liking their burgers then I'll stop irrespective of what kind of commercials they have.

Don't take things too seriously. It's just a commercial. :shrug:

[revil]

oh yeh, well.... what do you think of this?

here's the link to the Carl's Spicy BB Burger commercial starring Paris.

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

thanks for the link... crap, did i just say thanks to nickel?

anyways, the comercial made me lose my lunch! bleh.

[nickel]

thanks for the link... crap, did i just say thanks to nickel?

anyways, the comercial made me lose my lunch! bleh.
wasn't the first time, won't be the last ;)

[bachviet]

Personally, I think you all should just wake up with the King and forget Paris ever existed..
Not the KING.... :puke:

[BrewMaster]

All I could thing was that was probably the only time in her life that Paris Hilton has washed a car herself. :D

I like Carl's when it comes to fast food (which I eat very rarely). I'll still eat there. I don't give a rip about their commercials.

[tupacboy]

paris is a clown for hire...

[Jihforce]

You know what this proves? You guys watch too much TV :D

[Mike_N_Ike]

All I could thing was that was probably the only time in her life that Paris Hilton has washed a car herself. :D
:heh: You're probably right.


I like Carl's when it comes to fast food (which I eat very rarely). I'll still eat there. I don't give a rip about their commercials.
I don't really base where I eat or what I do off of commercials (at least not on a conscious level :) ) - but occasionally a set of commercials will get so irritating that it'll make me want to have nothing to do with a certain place. For me, Car'ls Jr. got to that point when they started implanting microphones in people's throats and making commercials out of close up shots of them eating.

[Showtime]

I dont see why all the fuss.

:hmm:

Gotta go, I'm hungry and I think I'll go eat at.... um Carl's Jr. Yeah, I dont know why, but I am craving that. ;)

-j

[TofuNinja]

Sold out? LOL, sold out. You mean like before this commercial, they were doing it for the art, and now they're just doing it for the money? They are a fast food joint. I don't think it's possible for a fast food joint to "sell out". I mean, don't you have to have some sort of respect and credibility before you can sell out? I pretty much think when you decide to open a hamburger chain, you've effectively "sold out".

Before this ad they didn't really cross a line in MY mind. Sure their ads were crap, pointless, aimed a males (like we are really that helpless... some yes). But there was a theme or something. With Paris (Can we really believe that she eats at a fast food place with her money and lifestyle?) they went for the fast buck. Much like Hitting a Double Cheese burger or No Diggity at Wal Mart. They sold out the last straw of their good name IMO.

Hell even with the finger in chilie thing at Wendy's I still eat there, they have a good rep and a good name. They survived. WilL Carl's survive... most likely but they have one less customer in me.

[Jihforce]

Hell even with the finger in chilie thing at Wendy's I still eat there, they have a good rep and a good name. They survived. WilL Carl's survive... most likely but they have one less customer in me.

Actually wendy's scares me. I had one of their pita wraps one time and there was a worm in it. :puke:

[dsuds]

I have to agree with kb0wwp, you can't not sell out and be in the fast food biz (love that intentional double negative).

Also, I don't get why guys think Paris is hot. I mean there is no way she could get her brains screwed out... she doesn't have any!! Then again, maybe it's already happened. :rolleyes: I have the same opinion of the other tramps-du-jour: Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson and Britney "White Trash" Spears. I'd buy a blow up doll from Nija before I bang any of those broads.

[BrewMaster]

I had a friend who hated the "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face" ads from Carl's, but he still ate there. Their food is marginally better than most fast food places and that's the point.

And really, are there any fast food joints that have good commercials?

[cheapie]

wow. the pic in USA TODAY shows major camel toe.

[Mike_N_Ike]

I like some of the Jack N the Box ones - but they're all hit and miss. It's a rarity to see a really good commercial. I don't much like watching commercials because 99% of them are the same mediocre garbage recycled over and over again.

Still, when the ads get so bad that they're just downright annoying to watch (I know this is subjective), I'd rather not give them any more of my money. Plus, Carls isn't anything special to me so it's easier to stay away.

[DarkFury]

Personally, I think you all should just wake up with the King and forget Paris ever existed..
Bwaaaa haa haa haa....


Dayuuumitt... someone pass me a "lint free cleaning cloth" for my monitor... :heh:




That King is an "odd" type of guy... :heh:



Also, I don't get why guys think Paris is hot. I mean there is no way she could get her brains screwed out... she doesn't have any!! Then again, maybe it's already happened. :rolleyes: I have the same opinion of the other tramps-du-jour: Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson and Britney "White Trash" Spears. I'd buy a blow up doll from Nija before I bang any of those broads.

Dayuuum... now THERE's a visual.



/cue the Nija KY pic. :heh:

[Memo]

wow. the pic in USA TODAY shows major camel toe.

link?!

[RIVERWIDOW]

[QUOTE=Mike_N_Ike]I like some of the Jack N the Box ones - but they're all hit and miss. It's a rarity to see a really good commercial. I don't much like watching commercials because 99% of them are the same mediocre garbage recycled over and over again [ quote]

Bring back the 80's and Rodney allen Rippey. Best jack/box commercials ever.
Of course that was when companies were actuall selling food not T&A :munch:

[Airencracken]

Man I don't see anything wrong with the commercial. WTF is everyone getting their panties in a wad for? I think people just dislike Paris Hilton. Get over it dudes. What are women all mad about anyways? We have to watch commercials about tampons and dry vagina cream.

:stupid: It's not a big deal. People are so uptight these days. Maybe they shouldn't have the TV on at the barn rasings. :rolleyes:

[oblongmelon]

. I'd buy a blow up doll from Nija before I bang any of those broads.

Be careful what you wish for :puke::eek2:

[Booyamos]

when i saw taht commercial i wasn't hungry for a hamburger... i was hungry for something else.

She may be a skanky hobag, but she's a hot skanky hobag.

don't really understand why having a hot chick would make me want to eat their food

guy1: hey look at paris, she's half naked eating a hamburger
guy2: Hey that makes me want to eat a hamburger too
guy1: really that just makes me want to bone her
guy2: ooh good point

[dsuds]

Nah Obby, I'm not wishing for anything, but given the choice between:
A. Paris
B. Jessica
C. Britney
D. a used blow-up doll from Nija

I'd choose E. None of the above. The blow-up doll would be a distant second.

I just have a real problem with society putting these people on a pedestal like they're something special. They're not special. They're an embarassment. Plus it is a HUGE disservice to society to let our daughters aspire to be like these tramps. And before anyone blows the "gender bigot" horn, I feel the same way about the numerous male athletes that act more like common street thugs. No way do I want my son behaving like that either.

As a parent, I've always tried to set the best example I could for my kids so maybe they'd use me as a roll model - not because I have some delusional sense of self-worth but because as parents, we have a DUTY to be good role models. I've also taught both of my kids to be fiercely independant, and think for themselves.

I'll get off my soap box now. Sorry for jumping the shark. :bonk:

[DarkFury]

when i saw taht commercial i wasn't hungry for a hamburger... i was hungry for something else.

She may be a skanky hobag, but she's a hot skanky hobag.

don't really understand why having a hot chick would make me want to eat their food

guy1: hey look at paris, she's half naked eating a hamburger
guy2: Hey that makes me want to eat a hamburger too
guy1: really that just makes me want to bone her
guy2: ooh good point
What about bonin' her while eating a hamburger? :heh: :bigmouth: :hihi: :naughty:


Nah Obby, I'm not wishing for anything, but given the choice between:
A. Paris
B. Jessica
C. Britney
D. a used blow-up doll from Nija

I'd choose E. None of the above. The blow-up doll would be a distant second.

I just have a real problem with society putting these people on a pedestal like they're something special. They're not special. They're an embarassment. Plus it is a HUGE disservice to society to let our daughters aspire to be like these tramps. And before anyone blows the "gender bigot" horn, I feel the same way about the numerous male athletes that act more like common street thugs. No way do I want my son behaving like that either.

As a parent, I've always tried to set the best example I could for my kids so maybe they'd use me as a roll model - not because I have some delusional sense of self-worth but because as parents, we have a DUTY to be good role models. I've also taught both of my kids to be fiercely independant, and think for themselves.

I'll get off my soap box now. Sorry for jumping the shark. :bonk:
While true that they ain't nothing special... you can have Nija's blow up doll... send the girls on over to me. :heh:

I love it when they call me "Big Poppa"... :heh: :D

[RIVERWIDOW]

I would love to know what Paris' parents think of this newest little money making venture. There are os many things she could do and be that are way better than what she has chosen. But she ,like a lot of others, has chosen to take the low , easy road. Maybe if someone had noticed her when she was little for something other than her looks, she would have a little bit higher opinion of herself. And bottom line, the commerical is doing exactly what Carls wanted. They are getting lots of publicity, and plenty of print space. People might even be buying their burgers! :munch:

[DaFunkyUnit]

so... are Paris and Jessica (Simpson) etc.. really dumb?

or are they really smart for knowing what the public wants and use it to make millions of dollars?

[Airencracken]

What about bonin' her while eating a hamburger? :heh: :bigmouth: :hihi: :naughty:

:stupid:

[dsuds]

snip...
I love it when they call me "Big Poppa"... :heh: :D

Wouldn't that put Nija's doll at the top of your list?

[dsuds]

so... are Paris and Jessica (Simpson) etc.. really dumb?

or are they really smart for knowing what the public wants and use it to make millions of dollars?

If its acting, they all deserve Oscars. My wife, unfortunately, liked "The Simple Life" and watched it. I couldn't stomach the stupidity of Paris & Nicole and had to leave the room. I wasn't gonna waste any more of MY life on THAT drivel. The Britney Spears / Kevin Whatshisface talk show segment last week was more of the same (saw part of it on E!'s "The Soup"). The host would have gotten more intelligent remarks if he'd interviewed a brick wall. The clip shown of Britney's reality show saw her smoking, then testing positive on a pregnancy test. If you are trying to get pregnant, or suspect that you're already pregnant - DON'T F!@#ING SMOKE!!! DUMBA$$

[DarkFury]

Wouldn't that put Nija's doll at the top of your list?
Nope... I don't think that it does.


You can have "Bloesephene" all to yourself. :heh:

[molecularfire]

Nah Obby, I'm not wishing for anything, but given the choice between:
A. Paris
B. Jessica
C. Britney
D. a used blow-up doll from Nija

I'd choose E. None of the above. The blow-up doll would be a distant second.

I just have a real problem with society putting these people on a pedestal like they're something special. They're not special. They're an embarassment. Plus it is a HUGE disservice to society to let our daughters aspire to be like these tramps. And before anyone blows the "gender bigot" horn, I feel the same way about the numerous male athletes that act more like common street thugs. No way do I want my son behaving like that either.

As a parent, I've always tried to set the best example I could for my kids so maybe they'd use me as a roll model - not because I have some delusional sense of self-worth but because as parents, we have a DUTY to be good role models. I've also taught both of my kids to be fiercely independant, and think for themselves.

I'll get off my soap box now. Sorry for jumping the shark. :bonk:
I dunno... I mean I agree with you about Paris and Brittney being skanky but other than looking stupid on newlyweds (which IMO is partly staged and partly a double digit IQ) what has Jessica done that has really been skanky. I mean yeah she has definitely gotten racier from her early days (I used to think she was a lot hotter than) but newlyweds wasn't very racy. Her successive albums have been getting racier but her last one wasn't any worse than the average album out there now as far as sexual content is concerned. I haven't seen the Dukes of Hazard yet but it looks more like a comedy than a porno. I think she might eventually get to where she belongs on this list but I was just wondering what she has done to deserve being on this list (or is she on it due to her blondness)?

[BrewMaster]

Just curious dsuds, but would you have considered Marylynn Monroe and Sophia Loren skanky too?

[dsuds]

molecularfire,

Jessica got on the list mainly for her blondeness. I don't know as much about her as Paris or Britney. Jessica isn't projecting "skank" the way the other 2 are.

BrewMaster,

I'd say in her day Marilyn was probably as outlandish as Paris is now. But it was hidden from the public more as Hollywood had a reputation to protect. As opposed to now, where Hollywood has a predication to see how shocking they can be. As for Sophia, I don't know that much about her either but my mental stereotype of her has always been the "sophisticated European bombshell".

DarkFury,

Awww man, didn't ya get it? Poppa... Blow up doll... Come on... :) "Bloesephene" is funny though... I'll have to slam some people with that name.

[DarkFury]

DarkFury,

Awww man, didn't ya get it? Poppa... Blow up doll... Come on... :) "Bloesephene" is funny though... I'll have to slam some people with that name.
Dude... I got it.

I just tossed it back up and spiked it back down into your court. :heh:

[Jane83]

the simple life is all scripted...they tell them what to say and do...

[RIVERWIDOW]

the simple life is all scripted...they tell them what to say and do...

Of course it is. Do you think between the 2 of them they could come up with a whole show of cohesive sentences. Like, :) I don't think so!