Random Facts about Vin Diesel

[Kevster]

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Examples:

"For nearly seventy years now, the closing numbers of the NASDAQ have exactly matched Vin Diesel’s daily cholesterol count. Yes, Vin Diesel’s cholesterol has cracked 10,000. This doesn’t prove a correlation, but analysts are very optimistic about Vin Diesel’s recent consumption of a large plate of chili-cheese fries."

"Vin Diesel was once arrested and sent to prison. The next day, the prison was gone, and a note left at the scene read 'Nice jail, suckers!'"

" Mary had a little lamb. Vin Diesel ate them both"

:heh:

[InfiniteNothing]

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Examples:

"For nearly seventy years now, the closing numbers of the NASDAQ have exactly matched Vin Diesel’s daily cholesterol count. Yes, Vin Diesel’s cholesterol has cracked 10,000. This doesn’t prove a correlation, but analysts are very optimistic about Vin Diesel’s recent consumption of a large plate of chili-cheese fries."


Uhm I don't think colesterol can get that high and I think they are thinking of the DJIA

[DarkFury]

"WTF post of the day". :heh:

[ShawnLee]

"Before you obey your thirst, you'd better obey Vin Diesel."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Edit:
This one is even better:
"Vin Diesel spelled backward and upside down is the actual name of God. If uttered aloud, it would undo the very fabric of reality."

[Kevster]

Another good one:



"Star Wars was based on Vin's real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers..."

"Vin Diesel made the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs, two whole parsecs quicker than the Millennium Falcon."

And from Starcraft:

"Vin Diesel never requires more Vespene gas"

:heh:

[Bires]

This one may take it:


Vin Diesel was almost molested by Michael Jackson. Vin hit him so hard it turned him white.

also funny...

Vin Diesel recorded an album with Snoop Dogg, in which he called himself "Vin Dizzle".

[Jeffbx]

Some of those are pretty good:


On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.


Vin Diesel does not actually run on diesel. He actually runs on a high octane fuel which is made by mixing environmentally friendly LPG with the souls of the damned.

[modena]

some of those are simply hilarious!

[Merlin]

Now who has that link to the vid of Vin break dancing?

[Kevster]

" Vin Diesel wrote the Necronomicon, loosely based on a drunken three-day binge he had in Tijuana."

:laugh: :heh:

[TofuNinja]

Vin Diesel knows 246 ways to eat a kiwi, but only one way to skin a cat.

The Chinese built the Great wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the worlds fastest ric shaw runner.

Vin Diesel occasionaly wears live rattlesnakes as a condoms.

[TofuNinja]

one more from Star Wars

George Lucas want Vin Diesel to play Luke Skywalker, but Vin declined because when he was told, "Use the Force, Vin!" he wanted to reply, "I AM the Force, you rat bastard!" but George wouldn't change his script.

[Kevster]

This just in! I present to you, the Vin Diesel Break Dance Video! :heh:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html