False advertising...not just for women anymore!

[cruelpupet]

Guys...tired of meeting women with a nice looking rack, only to be disappointed in the bedroom? Well now's your chance to disappoint them as well!

Link (w/ pics): http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8359135/site/newsweek/?GT1=6657


Newsweek

July 4 issue - Men's briefs are borrowing an old trick from the Wonderbra: companies are engineering their latest styles to provide more of a lift. Why? Guys who wear tighter pants are demanding undies with snugger cuts. Plus, these supportive pouches build confidence—or at least that's how the lines are marketed. tip sheet's Ramin Setoodeh recruited volunteers to test out the newest styles. Here's how they shaped up.

1. ADAM PLUS EVE ($25; adam pluseve.com). A center seam in the pouch holds everything up; less fabric at the hips prevents bunching under tight jeans. How it feels: "Like wearing your mother's underwear." Watch out for a wedgie.

2. UNICO ($15; freshpair.com). This pair is cup-shaped to enhance what nature gave you. Comes with a strip of mesh, if you prefer to walk on the wild side. How it feels: "Too tight. I don't think I could wear them for more than an hour."

3. C-IN2 ($15; freshpair.com). A microfiber sling is sewn into the pouch. Slip it on for a lift-and-separate effect (not unlike your girlfriend's bra). How it feels: "Damn sexy." Still, "it could use some instructions."

4. DSQUARED ($79 at Saks Fifth Avenue). These ride lower and the pouch is cut shorter for extra lift. How it feels: "These did fill [me] out more—and they're still fairly comfortable."

[bachviet]

No need... :P

[ialsohaveadream]

3. C-IN2 ($15; freshpair.com). A microfiber sling is sewn into the pouch. Slip it on for a lift-and-separate effect (not unlike your girlfriend's bra).
....guh?

[speedracer120]

I think girls want us to floss our rear ends. I think I'll pass though.

[Thesifer]

Ill be passing on this new invention!

[nickel]

I think girls want us to floss our rear ends. I think I'll pass though.
you've never wore a manthong?

[speedracer120]

you've never wore a manthong?
I'd rather watch as a bullet passed through my skull than put one of those on. I loathe wedgies.

[nickel]

I'd rather watch as a bullet passed through my skull than put one of those on. I loathe wedgies.
it doesn't feel like a wedgie. i don't think you should knock it 'til you've tried it.

[ooBaKeep]

I think girls want us to floss our rear ends. I think I'll pass though.

HA HA HA , is that what you think... we really just want you to wipe and take a shower. :|

[nickel]

HA HA HA , is that what you think... we really just want you to wipe and take a shower. :|
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/DCMann2/oh_snap.jpg

[Merlin]

Wow did this thread take a turn for the worse.

[johnnymk]

There's an older guy at a Karaoke bar I go to who does an Elvis impersonation (and he's really bad at it). He wears the typical white long sleeve shirt and tight white pants which Elvis wore.

I swear he stuffs a sock down there to enhance the effect. But I don't see any of the females drooling.

[PrObLy]

This is kind of silly. The one that "lifts and separates" might not be a bad idea to keep the boys in place and out of trouble, but the whole "bulge" part is ridiculous. Any smart lady should know that it's only the, ahem, erect, size that matters as the soft size can be varying all the time depending on all sorts of stuff.

[cruelpupet]

The one that "lifts and separates" might not be a bad idea to keep the boys in place and out of trouble


My concern is they have nowhere to move if you get hit, be it by a womans foot or a stray object.

[Jane83]

ironically accused someone of false advertisement myself. haha interesting.
i dont think you need the special underwear to make it look bulgier, but maybe the briefs hold "it" up for that bulge effect.
boxers seem to hide much more, maybe thats why some people wear briefs...

[ufcrusher]

Thats funny. Many of my friends have thought they were unleashing mountains only to find out that they were truly releasing mosquito bites. I can think of one particular instance where a friend was particularly taken back by the misrepresentation since the woman had grabbed him for some action in an effort to get me jealous. (Didnt work, although my friend was thankful that her interest in making me jealous led to an otherwise enjoyable interlude.)

Conversely, I know of at least one instance where a female friend of mine went home with someone only to discover that he had enhanced his manhood with a specialty undergarmet that had a stuffed piece that he strapped to one leg. He was apparently too inebriated to think of discretely removing his supplement before they got into bed. Sad but true.

[Jane83]

Conversely, I know of at least one instance where a female friend of mine went home with someone only to discover that he had enhanced his manhood with a specialty undergarmet that had a stuffed piece that he strapped to one leg. He was apparently too inebriated to think of discretely removing his supplement before they got into bed. Sad but true.

wow that is sad...
he put in all that extra effort probably because he had to

[molecularfire]

There's an older guy at a Karaoke bar I go to who does an Elvis impersonation (and he's really bad at it). He wears the typical white long sleeve shirt and tight white pants which Elvis wore.

I swear he stuffs a sock down there to enhance the effect. But I don't see any of the females drooling.
Tell him next time to stuff the sock down the front of his pants.

[RIVERWIDOW]

wow that is sad...
he put in all that extra effort probably because he had to

Its not the size of the boat ,its the motion in the ocean. Guys that buy these just need to work a little harder. :) But you know what they say about fools and their money. Too true. :woohoo:

[cruelpupet]

Its not the size of the boat ,its the motion in the ocean. Guys that buy these just need to work a little harder. :) But you know what they say about fools and their money. Too true. :woohoo:


While the motion of the ocean is important...the size of the boat matters as well. Ask any female.

[RIVERWIDOW]

While the motion of the ocean is important...the size of the boat matters as well. Ask any female.

As long as its a boat and not a dinghy all should be okay! :)

[Merlin]

In my experience it is not so much size that matters as it is fit. Women are all different sizes and shapes in the inside. So you need to find a good match.