Jenny
07-07-2005, 11:57 AM
Jim went to visit his 90 yr old grandpa in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Jim's grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon , eggs, and toast. However, Jim noticed a film like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Well, they're as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your breakfast, Sonny!"
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again Jim was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edges that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you SURE these plates are clean?"
Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them! No don't you fret. I don't want to hear another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, Jim was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. Jim yelled and said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get to my car!!"
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on T.V., the old man shouted...
"COLDWATER,GO LAY DOWN!!!"
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Jim's grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon , eggs, and toast. However, Jim noticed a film like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Well, they're as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your breakfast, Sonny!"
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again Jim was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edges that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you SURE these plates are clean?"
Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them! No don't you fret. I don't want to hear another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, Jim was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. Jim yelled and said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get to my car!!"
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on T.V., the old man shouted...
"COLDWATER,GO LAY DOWN!!!"