JOTD - 8 words with Male and Female Meanings

[mrmb123]

Eight Words with Male & Female Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[GracieBayb]

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

:heh: good one! sometimes guys change the channel so fast i begin to mix up all the characters, commercials into one big freak show

[nickel]

i like the male meanings better :gle:

[mrmb123]

I noticed from some of your posts that you tend to prefer the Dark Side.... :naughty:

[nickel]

actually, these kinda jokes always seem to sound like the guy is having more fun. :D

[Kevster]

actually, these kinda jokes always seem to sound like the guy is having more fun. :D


Well, it's because we are having more fun. ;)

[johnnymk]

Women have fun?

[nickel]

Women have fun?
yep ;)

we are fun, too. :D

[bachviet]

Well, it's because we are having more fun. ;)
:stupid:

Watching football beats the crap out of shopping. :P

[DarkFury]

yep ;)

we are fun, too. :D
We just wish you could teach your fellow sisters how to have fun as well. :D

[Burzhui]

:stupid:

Watching football beats the crap out of shopping. :P


ehhh, i dunno i like shopping :)

[Grimm]

ehhh, i dunno i like shopping :)
Yes, but you also wear velour pants... :P