don't sit - hover!

[nickel]

Woman sues Denny's over toilet burns
Jul. 28, 2005 at 9:56PM
A Kansas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking damages for severe burns on her rear end caused by chemicals used to clean a toilet at a Denny's Restaurant.
Kathleen Williams' suit names Denny's Corp. and Jomar Investments LLC, owner of the St. Louis-area Denny's where she was injured.
Williams claims she did not see the chemicals but felt them as soon as she sat down. Pedro Irigonegaray, her lawyer, said that she had to be hospitalized immediately and suffered permanent injuries.
"Sadly, as a result of the chemical injury, nerves were injured that create a sensation of pain 24 hours a day," Irigonegaray told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
He said Williams has to take medication for pain and wear special underpants designed for burn victims.
http://www.washtimes.com/upi/20050728-090224-7657r.htm

[speedracer120]

Wtf?!

[Lolita]

how do you go to a lawer compalining about butt pain?

[Freelance Superhero]

man, they must have some janky toilets at that denny's to have to use products that strong... :toxic:

[Markel]

The next thing you know, you'll have to sign a disclaimer before you can use a public restroom.

[InfiniteNothing]

man, they must have some janky toilets at that denny's to have to use products that strong... :toxic:

I guess they figure draino works for everything.

[DaFunkyUnit]

Next Time, Use The Ass Gasket!

[nickel]

Next Time, Use The Ass Gasket!
that also makes for a cheap cowboy hat :P

[Yossarian]

maybe she should use a different lube

[Bires]

...nerves were injured that create a sensation of pain 24 hours a day Horse Crap! :censored:

I hate lawyers.

The judge/jury will probably fall for it too. I know what a chemical burn does/feels like and no way this is true. If the burns were bad enough to effect her nerves (VERY UNLIKELY), they would be dead, and she would have long-term numbness, not constant pain.

worst part is the judge/jury will fall for it.

[BigJon]

WTF? Did she sit on the toilet while the seat was still wet?!?

[TofuNinja]

holy crap... this is ONE jury I wouldn't want to sit on.... Tofu no want to look at pictures of her ass burns :puke:

[molecularfire]

Horse Crap! :censored:

I hate lawyers.

The judge/jury will probably fall for it too. I know what a chemical burn does/feels like and no way this is true. If the burns were bad enough to effect her nerves (VERY UNLIKELY), they would be dead, and she would have long-term numbness, not constant pain.

worst part is the judge/jury will fall for it.
:stupid: Hopefully there will be one brain cell and one testicle in between her and her greed.

[nickel]

:stupid: Hopefully there will be one brain cell and one testicle in between her and her greed.
really, i hope she doesn't win.
this is too farfetched.

but then, where does Lance Armstrong come in on this?

[Burzhui]

i hate her!

[chrissy]

"Well, the finger thing was already done."

"How about a toe?"

"Well, no... I don't think that will work. I mean, a toe showing up on my plate would be hard to explain. I mean, the shoe and sock and all... besides, it's looks too much like a finger. People would be skeptic."

"Yeah, see what you mean."

"Something though. There has to be something!"

"Well, you could always get off your A$$ and get a job to make money."

"WTF??? HEY! That's it! It hasn't been done before! I 'member when I worked at MickeyD's for a week how strong the cleaners smelled. Not enough to hurt ya, but you know how I always had sensitive skin..."

"You might be on to something...."

:rolleyes:

[molecularfire]

really, i hope she doesn't win.
this is too farfetched.

but then, where does Lance Armstrong come in on this?
He doesn't. He's got many more than one brain cell.

[cheapchinese]

what a pain in the ass :P