San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[Himmie]

Just read her blog for today. How sad she doesn't even know when her son reads! Glad to know she is enjoying all the movies with Tommy though!

[Ritchie]

They made some mention during Laura's big announcement that she didn't know what she was coming home to until the day before.
Sounds like the separation was news to her.

[RowdyOne]

They made some mention during Laura's big announcement that she didn't know what she was coming home to until the day before.
Sounds like the separation was news to her.Yeah, Dave filed for separation the day before she came home. But interestingly, her diaries while she was gone rarely mentioned Dave, so I don't think he visited her much... even when the kids came, they were not with him as I recall (except maybe once). And I think in the TV interview she said it was a surprise/shock. So, it's like DaveCain kept his plan secret, then dropped it on her the day before, not even arranging for a place for the mother of his kids to safely stay?

[pax]

The whole thing is wacky.

[Carol]

I bet if we knew all the details, it would be a very understandable situation, hard and emotional for everyone involved, but very understandable considering their situation. (only talking about the Davecain, Laura relationship....that little tommy Laura things CREEPS ME OUT)

about their seperation, I really dont know how the legal side works in a speration/divorce (heck Im still figuring out being a newlywed) but is there a legal reason he would have filed? Such as a "just in case" (just in case she started using again) filing for his kids? Does a legal seperation give one of the parents any temp. rights?

I feel like they had a meeting one day at the station, and someone announced that they needed to work on their Druggie audience, and they needed a story to bring the dysfunctional listerners into their realm, to replace the disillusioned listerns who had left in droves.


I loved this teaser for a photo on the J&J webpage.

CONSUMER COMPLAINT FROM JEFF...Come on, if you're going to sell stuff to my kids, all I'm asking for is a little truth in packaging!

UMMMMMMMM......how about a little truth IN YOUR SHOWS PACKAGING? If they are going to sell stuff to the public, could they at least be semi truthful.

Please pardon my spelling.

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, yes, sounds a bit strange that Dave didn't do anything "for the mother of his children". He may have reached the end of his rope with her. It's sad he didn't want to stick around after rehab to see how things would go. But he may have felt like he had 3 children for a while now and didn't want to deal with her anymore.

There's more to this separation that they have revealed so far.

On her Channel 51 interview, Laura said that out of respect for Dave she didn't want to go into more details. She said that addictions are hard on the spouse and family, and that she came back a changed person from rehab. And she said that part of the reason she and Dave aren't together is because she came back a changed person from rehab and this makes it hard.

Does anybody believe this? If she came back a changed person, she would have changed for the better, right? Wouldn't Dave be happy about the positive changes in her? See, things just don't add up here.

[Carol]

Maybe she finally changed for the better, but in the span of time where she was using, Dave changed too. So now, she is stuck playing catch up to a normal substance free life, while Dave has been living sober for XYZ amount of time and because of this, there is now a divide that is hard to fill?

[pax]

Was Dave abusing something too? Why file for legal separation anyway?

[TJLuv]

From Laura's Diary today:
"This is the song Chip wrote for me…"Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous, but I don't know why." Isn't that special. I laughed so hard." BARF!

I saw that as well... we can see the values that she is instilling in her children.. that "don't you know who I am" mentality.

[Wabbitsd]

I checked out Mattie's website...there's a picture of Mattie and Tommy...could his head be any more oversized than it is? Is this photo some kind of photoshop thing or has he really overpumped his ownself so much his head IS getting bigger?

Suggestion for a new nickname for Tommy: FATHEAD. in all caps, of course, for extra added additional emphasis.

[gossipgurl]

I don't know if anyone has read the latest comment on Don't Date him girl but here is the link http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/comments.asp?ddh_id=53535&photo=1&profile=Tommy+Sablan&return_url=index%2Easp%3F

Okay, so I can't figure out while Dannell, Christie, Sharloe and other women haven't said anything publicly about Tommy. I would love to be joking about his behavior but he has some serious and scary issues with women. I have a really good friend who saw Tommy for awhile and he turned out to be a real ass. The last time she saw him he came up from behind her grabbed her arms threw her on the ground face first into the carpet. I told her she should have called the police, but she said she was too embarrassed. She fell for his radio act. He obviously knows how to prey on the right women who won't speak out against him.

Everything comes around eventually. I hope Tommy ends up in jail someday. He has a very dark side.


This is a copy of what was written about Tommy in the link above--he really is a pig...spread the word girls so NO ONE (yes caps!) else becomes his prey!!!!

Little Tommy's a little weasel
7/18/2007 12:26:00 AM
My friend was Christie's boyfriend for two years when Little Toady (as we refer to him, including Christie) chose to weasel his way into their lives and destroy their relationship. When he did the radio stunt where he pleaded with listeners to help him find the beautiful girl in the black mustang, it was all staged. He approached her and asked her if she would go along with it. Then he called my friend, Christie's boyfriend, on his cell and asked his permission and told him he would buff he and Christie out with dinner reservations to a nice restaurant, which never did happen. Then Little toady used his son Eddie to gain Christie's friendship by inviting her little brother, Kyle, who was living with her, over to play at his kid-friendly house. I'm not letting Christie off the hook, but my friend was getting divorced from a cheating, drug-addicted alcoholic wifen and he was having trust issues and Christie and he were working through it. So needless to say, Little toady's timing couldn't have been better. My friend's heart was shattered and it took him a while to get over it. Christie did come back into his life toward the end of hers and little toady's engagement and told him what a ""toad"" tommy was and how he was cheating on her, but she didn't care because she wanted to dump him anyway and she used the cheating thing to get out of the engagement. I wonder if he even knows that. I know he tried to stay in her life as long as he could until she just couldn't take him anymore. I think she'll always regret that bad decision she made because she couldn't have found a more faithful, devoted guy in my friend. Little tommy needs to be castrated. Only then will our daughters and wifes be safe!!

[Dilbert-1985]

Does anybody think that, especially given Tommy's history, that something is happening or could happen with him and Laura?

He's a single man, unattached. She's seeing her marriage dissolve. She's vulnerable in some ways with her marriage in trouble and now with learning to live clean and sober. If Tommy is as "predatory" as some here talk about with women, we can all imagine what could happen. Also, if he has no morals or any ethical standards, and he's living with Laura, who is an available female, then the stage is set.

[Lipstick]

Have you been reading this forum? Of course we think that something is going on between Tommy and Laura. Why don't you just come out of the closet New Reader.


Does anybody think that, especially given Tommy's history, that something is happening or could happen with him and Laura?

He's a single man, unattached. She's seeing her marriage dissolve. She's vulnerable in some ways with her marriage in trouble and now with learning to live clean and sober. If Tommy is as "predatory" as some here talk about with women, we can all imagine what could happen. Also, if he has no morals or any ethical standards, and he's living with Laura, who is an available female, then the stage is set.

[Wabbitsd]

I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy...none whatsoever with Tommy's past "conquests." They all have known full well what they were getting into. This whole sad tale about the carwash girl. give me a break. And her ex (now reunited with her, what a prize)...if be believes she was a victim and not an equal and happy to be there part of the problem...just from the posted story where she took her son to Tommy's Playland. Please. She's just as bad as he is. Taking a young kid to a "potential suitor's" place like that. creepy.

Whether or not Laura gets together with Tommy, I don't care. They both bugged me before, they both bug me now.

TRT&LBM (The Roomates--Tommy and Laura--bug me)

On a postive note (for New Reader's benefit...) I'm glad Delana was back on the show this morning.

Lipstick! LOL! I thought the same thing but figured :rolleyes:

[SadSadSad]

I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy...none whatsoever with Tommy's past "conquests." They all have known full well what they were getting into. This whole sad tale about the carwash girl. give me a break. And her ex (now reunited with her, what a prize)...if be believes she was a victim and not an equal and happy to be there part of the problem...just from the posted story where she took her son to Tommy's Playland. Please. She's just as bad as he is. Taking a young kid to a "potential suitor's" place like that. creepy.


Please don't lump my friend in there. She dated him three times and this was supposedly between Sharloe and Christie. He wasn't blogging 4 years ago and she did not know he had cheated on Dannell then. He came across as a really nice guy and said the show was "just an act". Yes, it did take her three dates to figure it wasn't which may have been a little slow, but she still didn't deserve to have her faced pushed into the floor. No one does.

[SadSadSad]

I forgot to mention she eventually changed her number and then moved to avoid Tommy's middle of the night drunk dials asking her if she was alone in bed or not. She was not aware of his prior domestic arrests or the stalking tendencies before all of this or would have never agreed to a date.

I'm not asking you to feel sorry for her, but don't tell me she was asking for any of this.

[cheekymonkey]

Well, yes, sounds a bit strange that Dave didn't do anything "for the mother of his children". He may have reached the end of his rope with her. It's sad he didn't want to stick around after rehab to see how things would go. But he may have felt like he had 3 children for a while now and didn't want to deal with her anymore.



Wouldn't Dave be happy about the positive changes in her? See, things just don't add up here.

(tell me if my capitals make more sense than Tommy's)

My take on it is that Laura was FORCED to go to rehab, not her choice. Dave, in order to protect his kids HAD to file for legal separation so he legally could take custody of his kids for THEIR sake. Who knows what state of mind Laura was in and she could have skipped town with the children.

Positive changes? How long has she been back? Certainly there are trust issues and he needs to learn to trust her again, she needs to GAIN the trust from him. He filed for separation not divorce. It's not the end of it for them yet, they need time.

Laura has to be accountable for her actions. Whether or not Dave had partaken, he is not using or putting his kids at risk.

What Dave IS doing is watching out for the benefit of his kids.

[listener13]

Those House Rules from Tommy to Laura are lame (and again, more staged crap). The only thing he missed is "don't pee in the pool". Maybe after he reads this, he'll add it.

So, did the old crank-bag make it back from Italy for today's show? And was still drunk? You know, he only drinks the finest wines from Italy....gag.

[Dilbert-1985]

ok, this gets stranger and creepier here as time goes on.

You mean Little Tommy calls up girls in the middle of the night and asks them if they are in bed, and whether they are alone in bed? Holy Toledo, he sounds disturbed.


Then again, I think long ago on this thread, somebody said Tommy had been in court for domestic violence and also had been charged with stalking someone in the past too.


Tommy keeps saying he likes to go to meetings with Laura, but he knows he doesn't have a problem himself. He may have certain problems in dealing with people or dealing with women. I don't know if there's a 12 step program anywhere for things like that.

[FormerSanDiegan]

Dilbert... :bonk: Seriously?

Methinks Dilbert may need to put down the bottle a little bit more often.

[Wabbitsd]

sadsadsad...if your friend still finds these kinds of winners, well, then...if not, and this was just a one-time bad choice, i'll not lump her.

Tie-breaking question here: HOW FAST DID SHE RUN AWAY ONCE SHE FIGURED IT OUT? Select one to find out if we have a winner winner winner:
Answer (select one): a. Faster than Jerry gets out of the studio at the strike of 10:00 am on weekdays, other than his vacation days?
b. Faster than Tracy Johnson said, "Ill take those" when he found out there were payola-like gifts sellable on EBay, lying around that no one had logged into the record book, or
c. As fast as the grey ring appeared in the toilet at Tommy's Rooming House for Wayward and Recovering (Lonely) Women?"?

I'm talking more about the women who "find themselves drawn to him," those who have stuck around, collected cars, cash and other gifts, and then want us to believe they are hapless victims of his wily ways.

However...for your friend any any potential Tommy-dates for the future...a call or two to the police dept. immediately following to register this kind of unwanted attention is a good idea. Or a letter from an attorney to let him know some of the consequences of his continuing the harrassing behavior. Keeping recorded messages, any written materials, etc.

[Lipstick]

Dilbert you always brings such hard hitting questions to the table. Ever heard the phrase "A day late and a dollar short?"



ok, this gets stranger and creepier here as time goes on.

You mean Little Tommy calls up girls in the middle of the night and asks them if they are in bed, and whether they are alone in bed? Holy Toledo, he sounds disturbed.


Then again, I think long ago on this thread, somebody said Tommy had been in court for domestic violence and also had been charged with stalking someone in the past too.


Tommy keeps saying he likes to go to meetings with Laura, but he knows he doesn't have a problem himself. He may have certain problems in dealing with people or dealing with women. I don't know if there's a 12 step program anywhere for things like that.

[Dilbert-1985]

Did anybody hear what type of gifts that Jerry got for his friends in Italy? I know he wasn't sure what gifts to give them.

[momofthree]

So, at the end of his house rules, he says the rent is late. This brought to mind the old bumper sticker that says:

CASH
GRASS
or ASS
Nobody Lives Rent Free (or something like that)

So, Tommy doesn't need the cash, Laura isn't supposed to be using grass...that only leaves the last option...

[SadSadSad]

Wabbit -

Luckily she was only stupid once and has been in a very healthy relationship with a very good guy for a few years now. Just so you know I think she totally should have called the cops. As for your choices about how fast she ran I like them but I'm going to have to go with D) As fast as a line of coke disappears up Laura's nose.

[krak70]

Dilbert you always brings such hard hitting questions to the table. Ever heard the phrase "A day late and a dollar short?"


Lipstick, you keep taking jabs at Dilbert and he/she never responds to them, yet he/she keeps bringing up old issues and asking the same questions over and over...very strange indeed :spock:

[insightbyjake]

From Laura's Diary today:
"This is the song Chip wrote for me…"Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous, but I don't know why." Isn't that special. I laughed so hard." BARF!

Actually, Chip seems to have a keen, penetrating ability to see things as they are, and wonder how others lack his apperceptive ability. In Chip's little world, he simply lacks the necessary skills to take his thought, "Mrs. Cain is famous," and turn the statment "I don't know why," into a question:

If Chip were, say, a high school graduate, he would write "Why, in a world of such accomplishment and talent, of such sacrifice for the great of the human race and condition, in a world of soldiers and scholars, teachers and authors, musicians and poets...even radio-bloggers.... is Mrs. Cain famous?"

Now THAT's special.

[listener13]

Tommy keeps saying he likes to go to meetings with Laura, but he knows he doesn't have a problem himself. He may have certain problems in dealing with people or dealing with women. I don't know if there's a 12 step program anywhere for things like that.

I think he goes to the meetings to find weak women to prey on

[apossible]

Lipstick, you keep taking jabs at Dilbert and he/she never responds to them, yet he/she keeps bringing up old issues and asking the same questions over and over...very strange indeed :spock:


From the very first post by Dilbert, I sensed something not quite right. Me thinks it is Tommy. Just seeing how we will respond and/or how much of the showgram we actually listen to.

[listener13]

From Tommy's blog:
WELL, we get a ton of emails between me and Laura and WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!

It's amazing how people can mind*uck themselves..........

[sameome]

From Tommy's blog:
WELL, we get a ton of emails between me and Laura and WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!

It's amazing how people can mind*uck themselves..........

you could be doing something WRONG, and get a TON of emails, say hate mails.

[ca_girl]

Wabbit -
As for your choices about how fast she ran I like them but I'm going to have to go with D) As fast as a line of coke disappears up Laura's nose.
Is anything in this world that fast? I ddin't think so.

Didn't the carwash girl get a CAR out of FATHEAD? Sounds like she got what she wanted & then went back to her ex.

Re: Davecain. I think he filed for the legal seperation because he realized Laura didn't sound committed to staying sober & was worried about himself, his house & his kids.

[mel41099]

Wow you guys are on fire today with this thread!!!

Some comments...

Sounded like from what Laura said this morning that she didn't know Davecain was kicking her out until the night before she came home. Ouch! Good for him, though!

Tommy's house rules...please...and I'm SO SURE she's paying rent.

Beach towels?? Empty hooks? Are you kidding me?

Tommy's MISUSE of caps in HIS blog IS driving me CRAZY and I can't STAND it ANY more!


This is the song Chip wrote for me…"Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous. Mrs. Cain is famous, but I don't know why." Isn't that special. I laughed so hard.

Stop laughing Laura, it's not funny to be famous for the reasons you are. If it were me I'd be crying not laughing.


I sent a limo to pick her up and she came straight HERE and then saw her children!
A limo?? Like she's a hero coming home...


Okay, I’m back home in PQ and the gardener just left and the pool guy is cleaning the pool and the housekeeper wants her check! Just kidding! J

Except that you're not. Kidding, that is.

Oh, I don't think carwash girl GOT a car...he just co-signed for her.

[Khaki454]

So, around 8am this morning, I decided to tune in to see if they had gotten to the "big" announcement since they always take forever to get to the point. To my suprise, I think they did! Anyway, I quickly shut off the station when I heard Jer say this...

*The convo. went something like this*

Jeff: So, before we went on vacation, we told you the 5 things we love, and we stole the idea from Oprah.

Jer: Actually, Oprah gives her audience the stuff that she loves, and we just tell you because we don't have the budget. But we know you love us. You want to be like us. You want to be just like us.

Then nothing. No one said anything. No one laughed annoyingly...nothing. Are you kidding me?

Can you believe he said that??!?!?! I don't know why I'm surprised...it is Jer we're talking about... :rolleyes:

[Dilbert-1985]

well, that was sorta funny this morning when they did the thing about Tommy's house rules. We can all relate to having house guests so it made a funny gag for a few minutes.

But it felt a little strange to listen to this "dramatic" announcement because it was old news to all of us here that she had moved in with Tommy. And like her split with Dave had been picked apart here a lot before she publicly said anything.

[Dilbert-1985]

Did Randy say what he did on vacation?

[Dilbert-1985]

I think Laura has a lot of issues to work on. I'm sure we all wish her good luck in dealing with her issues. If she can get her life turned around, both she and her kids will benefit. I can't help but think that there are things we're not being told, when you consider that she doesn't have custody of her kids.

Whether it was due to the legal separation and legal regulations there, or whether it was voluntary on her part that she couldn't or didn't want to cope with the day-to-day demands of parenting at this time, either way, there's something else going on behind the scenes.

I hate to think she's an unfit parent in any way,but there's got to be some untold reason why the mom who survived rehab due to thinking about her kids, and inspired to be there for her kids, isn't there with her kids.

[intriguedsd]

I think Tommy is spoilng Laura to get into her bed like the creepy sleaze he is. I mean the limo and all is over the top. Would do you really do that for your "buddy"? The whole bit about folding his undies made me want to puke!

[intriguedsd]

Dilbert, how come you stay on this blog when people talk down to you? Unless you're TOMMY and you are MESSING with us...

[cheekymonkey]

here is a quote from Tommy's blog:
I did feel good when I asked her if she wanted to go to mommy’s when I got her and she said, “no, I’ll stay with you”……awwww……She’s becoming a daddy’s girl, just like I always wanted her to be. BEFORE, it was MINI-DANNELL….. J
(He is picking her up from her commitment to camping with her girlfriend instead of her sticking it for another day.)

DUMMY!!! SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU GIVE IN!! For goodness sakes, this reeks of a spoiled little girl who knows how to wrap daddy around her little finger. He hasn't figured that out?? GEEZ LOUISE!!

Every dad should have "their little girl" but when he thinks or insinuates that it's because he is a good father, he needs to come to planet earth. It just smacks of him thumping his chest around. (insert the barfing icon here)


And Tommy, if you read this, THERE means over there, THEIR's means they own it or belongs to them...please correct your blog. That bugs me to no end.

[cheekymonkey]

I think Tommy is spoilng Laura to get into her bed like the creepy sleaze he is. I mean the limo and all is over the top. Would do you really do that for your "buddy"? The whole bit about folding his undies made me want to puke!


I couldn't agree more!! And yes, they could have done without the whole black calvin klein bit. it's bad enough Jer is describing Jeff's thingy in inches, or feet it sounds like.

Hmmm...I should have made sure my 9 yr old niece was listening this morning!! It is a family show, you know! :gle:

[Lipstick]

I've also been suspicious of Dilbert from his first post. I suspect you're correct in thinking that he's Tommy.


From the very first post by Dilbert, I sensed something not quite right. Me thinks it is Tommy. Just seeing how we will respond and/or how much of the showgram we actually listen to.

[plutoboy7]

Just wanted to add a few observations. I got to thinking about what LT said about life after J&J and that it would be different. The next day in his blog he went out of his way to point out that was not going to happen anytime soon and that it could be WAAAAAAY down the road. I also got to thinking that he has put himself out in the limelight like never before(the Blog, the hiking group, the community involvment). Is this LT's way of setting up for life after J&J? Is he laying the groundwork for a next radio show with Laura and ??? I don't really think that Laura has a future in TV or film, but producer extraordinaire Little Tommy might try to figure out a way to use the events of the last few months to garner enough sympathy for Laura to make a new radio show. Maybe line up a few interviews to talk about the ordeal and show everyone that she's back and still fighting. Does anyone know when the J&J contract runs out? Or maybe it's just my imagination...

[cheekymonkey]

Just wanted to add a few observations. I got to thinking about what LT said about life after J&J and that it would be different. The next day in his blog he went out of his way to point out that was not going to happen anytime soon and that it could be WAAAAAAY down the road. I also got to thinking that he has put himself out in the limelight like never before(the Blog, the hiking group, the community involvment). Is this LT's way of setting up for life after J&J? Is he laying the groundwork for a next radio show with Laura and ??? I don't really think that Laura has a future in TV or film, but producer extraordinaire Little Tommy might try to figure out a way to use the events of the last few months to garner enough sympathy for Laura to make a new radio show. Maybe line up a few interviews to talk about the ordeal and show everyone that she's back and still fighting. Does anyone know when the J&J contract runs out? Or maybe it's just my imagination...



I think at this point and time, using :puke: is very appropriate.

[Carol]

From Tommy's Blog today

Eddie is just like me!

:spock: Oh dear, sweet jesus. Please tell me this is not so. Please please please tell me he has taught his son some lick of respect for women, please tell me he is teaching his son how to NOT be like him. Please tell me his children will not continue his cycle of being abused/an abuser.

[BigAl]

And yes, in the end, they will all be laughing all the way to the Bank.

[MomCat]

I think their contract is up in Sept of this year..Seems like when they came on board here (and when this thread began) was Sept 2007.

[cheekymonkey]

From Tommy's Blog today

Eddie is just like me!

:spock: Oh dear, sweet jesus. Please tell me this is not so. Please please please tell me he has taught his son some lick of respect for women, please tell me he is teaching his son how to NOT be like him. Please tell me his children will not continue his cycle of being abused/an abuser.

Ah, but Carol, he has clearly stated in his blogs and on air how he has double standards for his son and his daughter. His son can :gle: at women and is expected to, while his daughter is to sit so innocently and virginally by and not look at another man. But she can spend all his money. Wow, why didn't I teach my kids that!!

[Trixie]

I have to chime in on Laura's 'supposed' daily diary. More like 3 days a week. And to think that she didn't discuss her time on Ch 51 for the I Beat Addiction interview.

I read her diary expecting nothing, and I am not disappointed. When will she 'tell all'? Why do I care?

LDBM (Laura's Diary Bugs Me)

Oh yeah, and I so hope that there will not be a Tommy and Laura love child in their future. I don't know why I think this might be the next breaking news.

[cheekymonkey]

I think their contract is up in Sept of this year..Seems like when they came on board here (and when this thread began) was Sept 2007.


You are right. They started 9/2005 and it's a 2 yr contract. I'm sure they'll go on vacation again during their contract negotiations for mo'money.

[listener13]

Confusious say: J&J will retire when their contract is over, and they're priming Laura and Tommy to be the next Jagger & Kristy. Whatever. Still won't listen. Just imagine it.....Laura talking about herself, and Tommy talking about how great he is. Gag.

Jake needs his own show. He can start now on XM and move to Star when J&J go out to pasture.

Hell, I'll go one better - JAKE FOR PRESIDENT!

[plutoboy7]

Didn't J&J say that this was the last contract. That they were all done after this one? Jer seems to have found a second life producing plays, I seem to remember him being the one having to be dragged into this contract. Will it be the Showgram with Jeff and Laura and their goofy sidekick Randall T? And it is Mid July, wouldn't any contract negotiations be done or on-going? Damn, I'm starting to sound like Dilbert.

[cheekymonkey]

Confusious say: J&J will retire when their contract is over, and they're priming Laura and Tommy to be the next Jagger & Kristy. Whatever. Still won't listen. Just imagine it.....Laura talking about herself, and Tommy talking about how great he is. Gag.

Jake needs his own show. He can start now on XM and move to Star when J&J go out to pasture.

Hell, I'll go one better - JAKE FOR PRESIDENT!


I vote both you AND Jake for a morning show!! Between the 2 of you, I am obsessed with this board!!!
:cheers:

[Wabbitsd]

Dilbert, you gotta read more and faster to keep up. If you quit thinking you were so clever as you typed, Tomas, I mean Dilbert, you wouldn't be a good ten pages beeeehind.

T/DRBMWHTHIS (Tommy/Dilbert really bugs me when he thinks he is smart.)

I like how Tommy says he's not addicted to alcohol cause he hasn't hit bottom. What does he think going through a divorce is? That's pretty rock bottom for most of us...

[Carol]

How would everyone feel if Rick & Jen took over in the mornings on Jeff and Jer?

[Ritchie]

As far as warning women about Tommy, it won't make any difference. Even if they knew about his ways they still would of gotten involved with him.

Hot women are usually insecure and that's what he is counting on. Besides, most women think that they can change him.

Thank goodness we have smart women in this forum that don't fall for that garbage, but the dumb chicks are out there so he will always find someone to buy his lies.

[Ritchie]

Also given Tommy's past character, you can bet he has made or will make a move on Laura. It doesn't matter if Dave is a friend of his or not.

I also believe that Dave filed for separation instead of divorce in order to protect his kids. A divorce would of taken time through the courts. This way he can protect MB and the future stripper from the bad influence that is Laura Cain.

[mel41099]

How would everyone feel if Rick & Jen took over in the mornings on Jeff and Jer?

I love Rick and miss him in the mornings...Jen on the other hand has always bugged me (when both her and Laura were on J&J it was sometimes more than I could stand), although I will say she is a little less annoying now then she used to be.

I really hope that now that they've told everyone about Laura living at Tommy's, that they won't make a bit about it EVERY day and we'll hear endless tales about the "roommates".
:puke: (Sorry, but that was really necessary this time!!)

This board is way funnier than the show is!

[san2can]

Did Laura get a boob job? Her diary is now sponsored by Dr. Bucko.
Also, didn't someone post a link to an image to Laura's Diary heading as being sponsored by Dr. Bucko a few days ago? Does someone on here have an inside slide at Star?

[cheekymonkey]

Did Laura get a boob job? Her diary is now sponsored by Dr. Bucko.
Also, didn't someone post a link to an image to Laura's Diary heading as being sponsored by Dr. Bucko a few days ago? Does someone on here have an inside slide at Star?


Her boobs are bigger because of her weight gain, not a boob job. I'm sure she's done the botox and other stuff. She did come out today?? and say she has not had one done. I believe it. If she had fake boobies, they would look way different.

[Wabbitsd]

san2can....you better do some backup reading, if you want to stay on this board. If you look at the website (94.1), you can see for yourself if Laura is sponsored by Dr. Bucktooth. That's your homework for today. Please report back.

[texasmommy]

Forgive me if I am not with it, but when did Jeff go gray?? He totally looks like he could be Kristen's father!!!! So now that J&J are both gray they need to GO!! Two old farts hosting a radio show??? EWWWWW!

[ca_girl]

LT's caps are killing me. Maybe he's trying to send us a message. The one from yesterday at 2 had:
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EVERYTHING, HOLD, KNOWN, TIME HEALS EVERYTHING, NOBODY’S, THERE’S (should have been THEIRS), MY, HOPE, GET UNDER, ONLY TIME

COP, FOLLOWING, ONE MONTH, MOST, LOVE HER, HUMAN, MOMMY, YOU, DIVORCE, BUT, RIGHT THING TO DO, ALWAYS, BEST INTEREST, YOU, MEAN, PRAY

ENIOUGH OF THAT! (sic)

EATING BETTER, LIE, BAD, NOT, THINK, THE RIGHT CHOICES, MY BEST, NOTHING, NOW, FIX IT.

NOW

BEFORE, MINI-DANNELL

GREAT

HEY, TOMMY I LOVE YOUR BLOG and EDDIE, YOU’RE A GREAT, SKATEBOARDER, READS THE BLOG, HANGER 94

JUST KIDDING

FRIENDSHIP, THANKS, GET, AGREEING AND DISAGREEING, WELL, WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!
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I guess we just need an interpreter! :rolleyes:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Jeff decided to let his hair go grey while he and Krusten were on their delayed honeymoon to Australia - dontcha' know? His Mom thinks he looks like George Clooney (forgive me, they've played that tape recently in the ever-awful "Best Of" reruns....)

[ca_girl]

One more thing...

BIG Tommy - it's Miramar (ONE WORD). Not Mira Mar

[wanky]

Hi everyone
I have been a lurker for quite sometime and finally decided to post after waiting a long time to go through the registration process. I too miss the old days of J&J when they were more inventive and original. Does anyone remember their "talk to" days? I really loved the old lady at a tire store or something like that. I can't remember what they named her. Anyway, I miss those days when they were actually funny at times and not stale and boring like these days. I chuckle once in awhile, but I think Rick would be a good replacement for J&J. He's fresh and naturally funny. As for Laura, I think she has a long way to go. I really hope it works out for her and Dave, for the sake of their children. (Oh I remember the old lady's name- Cracky Mc Clure)

[listener13]

Jeff decided to let his hair go grey while he and Krusten were on their delayed honeymoon to Australia - dontcha' know? His Mom thinks he looks like George Clooney (forgive me, they've played that tape recently in the ever-awful "Best Of" reruns....)

It was probably taking up too much maintenance time to keep the sideburns matching the toup. He has to work 4 hours per day, people! That doesn't leave a lot of hair maintenance time.

fyi: George Clooney? Is she Helen Keller?

[Dilbert-1985]

Wait a minute. If you go to Jeff and Jer, Dot Com, they have their pictures and Jeff has brown hair. Is that an out dated picture? Does Jeff have gray hair now?

[cheekymonkey]

Jeff decided to let his hair go grey while he and Krusten were on their delayed honeymoon to Australia - dontcha' know? His Mom thinks he looks like George Clooney (forgive me, they've played that tape recently in the ever-awful "Best Of" reruns....)


Did you see the SIZE and SHAPE of his head?? Holy cow it's square too. Sorry, I'm in a "mood" today. :bandit:

[Wabbitsd]

Boy, nothing gets past Dilbert. When he gets on a slow boat to China, he isn't kidding. Call when you get there.

[Dilbert-1985]

Wait a minute. If they started at 94.1 in Sept. 2005 and it was a two year contract, then this contract ends in Sept. 2007.

Does anybody know if they are negotiating to stay with Star?

do you really think that Laura and Little Tommy could carry the show on their own, kind of like Jagger and Christi do? Then I wonder if Randy would step up to the plate and have a bigger role on the Showgram? Or like Emily or that Pacey dude could get on the air more maybe?

Maybe it would be Tommy as the star of the re-vamped Showgram if Jeff and Jer leave? After all he was hinting about how changes could happen in his blog recently.

[Layla]

Wow Dilbert. Just WOW.

[Dilbert-1985]

And like somebody said, Tommy has done things to increase his own visibility in the community and as part of the Showgram. So this could all be paving the way for Jeff and Jer to hand off the baton to Little Tommy at some point. And then he would also be able to talk directly instead of through that squak box thing that he has to talk through.

[BebeSD]

Dilbert... Are you kidding? Is this a joke?

[Layla]

I am tempted to put Dilbert on ignore, but damn, if he really IS this dense, why would I want to miss out on it?:gle:

[ca_girl]

Boy, nothing gets past Dilbert. When he gets on a slow boat to China, he isn't kidding. Call when you get there.
That would require knowledge of phone usage. Dilbert is so slow, he probably doesn't know how to use the push-buttons on phones these days. He only knows how to use rotary phones!

[SadSadSad]

Dude, Dilbert is killing me. I shouldn't encourage him/her but I just started laughing when I read Dilbert's contributions today. Okay, I'm going to out myself as a total nerd here, but does anyone remember the movie Galaxy Quest and the scene where Sigourney Weaver is all, "My job is to repeat what the computer says. It's a stupid job, but I'm going to do it". Okay so who assigned Dilbert the job of repeating the postings?

[Wabbitsd]

lol, sadsadsad!!! I think you gots it!!

[yourmama]

As for Laura, I think she has a long way to go. I really hope it works out for her and Dave, for the sake of their children.

I feel kinda bad saying this, but i kinda hope that Laura and Dave do not get back together.....for the kids and his own sake.The more I remember about how Laura was always broke, spending $$ when davecain told her not to, borrowing money from her kids (did she ever pay them back?!) and always going out and having "fun" without the family...makes me feel that she only did things for herself, never put her family first, and never did anything for them unless she got something out of it. I don't feel that she is going to change or put her family first or foremost

[yourmama]

[QUOTE=yourmama]As for Laura, I think she has a long way to go. I really hope it works out for her and Dave, for the sake of their children.

that was a quote from Wanky by the way

[loriraesd]

I don't want to appear as dense as Dilbert, but why is Dave always referred to as davecain? I'm sure I've missed something along the way......enlighten me posters, pleez.............

[BebeSD]

Laura's Diary contents today: Belladerma peel and spending $130 on clothes for her outfit of the week. This is letting us in?

[pax]

Everything on the show is staged - even the blogs. Of course Laura won't tell us what's really going on. And Tommy's blogs are his fantasy world.

[BebeSD]

Sigh. Not sure why I expected more.

[BigAl]

And on the final day you will hear "This is Jeff and Jer and THIS has been the best day of our lives" "See ya".
The next day will be the Little Tommy and Laura show live from Cowles Mountain (Randy won't have to drive far). Seriously though, I have enjoyed the show at times before they moved to their present location. Never met them though. Interesting reading here though. Lauras daily drama before rehab was a train wreck waiting to happen. Mr. Dave gave up a serious job to be more of a family man and look what it did.... Anyway, it's been a wild ride through the trial and tribulations on the morning commute. Wish I had to only work 4 hours a day and get mucho vacation time.

[san2can]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/images/header_laurasdiary_620x120.jpg
O.M.G. She IS being sponsored by Dr. Bucko! We were all correct, though now we can scratch that one off as being her "big/not big" news!

Sorry...WabbitSD...I thought that this was posted BEFORE it was used "offically" on the J&J site. I just noticed the new diary header this week.

[krak70]

Wait a minute. If you go to Jeff and Jer, Dot Com, they have their pictures and Jeff has brown hair. Is that an out dated picture? Does Jeff have gray hair now?

OMG...:bash:

[Wabbitsd]

san2can...you're ok in my book...but you are hereby prohibited from using ALL CAPS for 10 full posts...no cheating by just posting a barfing smilie, either....and you simply MUST spell Miramar as two words for a week. :)

[yourmama]

I don't want to appear as dense as Dilbert, but why is Dave always referred to as davecain? I'm sure I've missed something along the way......enlighten me posters, pleez.............

Laura always referred to Dave Cain on the radio or in her diaries as 'davecain'

[san2can]

san2can...you're ok in my book...but you are hereby prohibited from using ALL CAPS for 10 full posts...no cheating by just posting a barfing smilie, either....and you simply MUST spell Miramar as two words for a week. :)

haha...phew! I am glad to be in your good graces again. I am getting myself in all kinds of trouble and this is only like my
5th post. I cannot believe I pulled a Tommy and used all caps.
Do I have to use Miramar in a sentence? Or can I just say...Mira mar?:)

[Wabbitsd]

all technical referreeing questions such as the use of Miramar/Mira Mar may be referred to ca_girl. She was the first to identify it. Well, she was the first to mention it...and have some bleak hope that Tommy the Fathead would look it up in a dictionary before posting it...

[Carol]

For a split second I was feeling bad about mocking the screwed up ex druggie that is Laura Cain, but then I thought about how she makes her cushy living off of retelling old celeb gossip....such as exclaiming in her nasal hypocritical voice that Lindsay Lohan "Is such a mess" this morning. I mean, shouldn't this be the juciest, most page turning chapter in Lindsay Lohans life by Laura's Standards?

and all that guilt I had?

it melted right away!

[pax]

Yeah, I thought that Laura's comments regarding Lindsay Lohan were so shallow. She said something about the fact that tons of her rehab friends had relapsed and how hard it is to stay sober. But she didn't say a thing about herself. Not that I would really expect her to but I also wouldn't expect her to say stuff about her rehab experience during the segment. So...either tell it ALL or shut the **** up!

Dang, ornery today, aren't I??

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, it might make Laura feel funny to have to report about Lindsay Lohan and her continuing drug problems. It hits close to home for Laura. And Laura saw how some of her rehab pals relapsed too.

Remember how Tommy used to blog on and on how proud he was of Laura, and that most people fail at what she was doing. Time will tell if Laura can beat the addictions.

[Layla]

Dilbert SOOO = Tommy! :rolleyes: It's not even funny anymore.

[longtimereader]

Dilbert! Yeah you, Dilbert-1985!!! Why don't you ever reply to the comments made to you or about you???

[yourmama]

Dilbert! Yeah you, Dilbert-1985!!! Why don't you ever reply to the comments made to you or about you???
longtimereader----Great question!

[Carol]

Well, it might make Laura feel funny to have to report about Lindsay Lohan and her continuing drug problems. It hits close to home for Laura. And Laura saw how some of her rehab pals relapsed too

When she made those comments it was actually Delena who was reading the headline. Laura was not reporting ANYTHING, as usual....but she did feel the need to butt into Delena's reading of the headline to make her worthless comments.

Laura can suck it.

Oh wait...that was mean.

[plutoboy7]

Dilbert is not likely Tommy, spelling and puncuation is too good for it to be Tommy. Could be someone from the Showgram though! The lack of any response convices me that he/she is just trying to stir up dialogue. And as I pointed out earlier, if they were looking to start a new show, what better way than to have everyone talking about you. Bill O'Reilly gets as many listeners who hate him as he does listeners who love him. There's no such thing as bad press.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL. I bet Fathead is proud that he is recognized for his grammar and spelling 'style.'

[RowdyOne]

[QUOTE=Layla]Dilbert SOOO = Tommy! :rolleyes: It's not even funny anymore.[/QUOTE

I'm not so sure -- Tommy's spelling and grammar is much worse and that's not something that can be faked... or maybe Dilbert's having his posts proofed by Krusten, hence the delay in his "responses".

[QUOTE=longtimereader]Dilbert! Yeah you, Dilbert-1985!!! Why don't you ever reply to the comments made to you or about you???

OK Dilbert - here's a real challenge for you: can you reply to this within 24 hrs or are you still busy getting dressed on Monday morning?

[Dilbert-1985]

I haven't wanted to respond to criticism of me here because we're supposed to be talking about the Jeff and Jer Showgram here. So somebody says or implies I be slow on the uptake. What exactly does that contribute to anything here? Some particular subjects came up before and I didn't know it. Other people have been made fun of here too. I don't think we should go there. We should instead be talking about Jeff and Jer and think about the future of Jeff and Jer and Laura Cain and Little Tommy and Randy.

[Wabbitsd]

you do that "Dilbert." Send us a memo when you have it all worked out.

[Dilbert-1985]

I read something on the internet that said that the best rehab places have a success rate of only 30 ro 40%. Overall, about 80% of patients relapse at some point.

So Laura has her work cut out for her with long term recovery. The odds are against her. I bet those people who work out the best have the best family and support system with them when they return home from rehab. Hopefully Tommy and her other friends and activities like the AA and NA meetings will give Laura what she needs to succeed at this.

[SadSadSad]

Dilbert just proves that even the mentally challenged people in the world know the show sucks.

[Wabbitsd]

Gee, I wonder if Tommy will maybe go to a meeting or two of AA and NA with Laura. I'll bet he can get something out of these meetings...long term memory is one thing that comes to mind right off the bat.

[Ritchie]

We should instead be talking about Jeff and Jer and think about the future of Jeff and Jer and Laura Cain and Little Tommy and Randy.

They have no future. I think you may have to start looking for another job soon.

What time do you get into the station in the morning?

[Ritchie]

you do that "Dilbert." Send us a memo when you have it all worked out.

Good one Wabbitsd.

[listener13]

Gee, I wonder if Tommy will maybe go to a meeting or two of AA and NA with Laura. I'll bet he can get something out of these meetings...long term memory is one thing that comes to mind right off the bat.

Tommy needs to go to BA - Blogaholics Anonymous.

Jeez Tommy - some stuff should stay in your "knucklehead" and not be put online.

[Lipstick]

Why don't you and Laura discuss it tonight at dinner before you drag her to another meeting.


Well, it might make Laura feel funny to have to report about Lindsay Lohan and her continuing drug problems. It hits close to home for Laura. And Laura saw how some of her rehab pals relapsed too.

Remember how Tommy used to blog on and on how proud he was of Laura, and that most people fail at what she was doing. Time will tell if Laura can beat the addictions.

[Lipstick]

Dilbert, are you effin kidding me man.

I haven't wanted to respond to criticism of me here because we're supposed to be talking about the Jeff and Jer Showgram here. So somebody says or implies I be slow on the uptake. What exactly does that contribute to anything here? Some particular subjects came up before and I didn't know it. Other people have been made fun of here too. I don't think we should go there. We should instead be talking about Jeff and Jer and think about the future of Jeff and Jer and Laura Cain and Little Tommy and Randy.

[11th Reader]

Ok, I'm also a lurker...but I finally got approved to post.

I'm a law student, and my guess as to why Dave filed for legal separation was because he wanted to put up safeguards. Legal separation means that anything he earns or acquires is now off limits to her, and vice versa. If he's afraid that she's going to relapse and dip back into the money pool, this is a good way to secure his interest and keep her hands out of his stash. It also could very well be a warning/veiled threat that she better shape up because he means business this time.

I emailed the program director, Jimmy Steele, and General Manager, Bob Bolinger and referenced them to the posts where Tommy called people knuckleheads and insulted them. I told them they'd lost a listener. I emailed a few days ago, still no response...

You guys crack me up. I'm in the midst of taking the bar exam and the first thing I did when I got out was go online to catch up with you guys! Thanks for making study breaks more fun...although if I fail somehow, I'm going to blame Laura for going to rehab and causing all this drama.

[intriguedsd]

Wait a minute. If they started at 94.1 in Sept. 2005 and it was a two year contract, then this contract ends in Sept. 2007.

Does anybody know if they are negotiating to stay with Star?

do you really think that Laura and Little Tommy could carry the show on their own, kind of like Jagger and Christi do? Then I wonder if Randy would step up to the plate and have a bigger role on the Showgram? Or like Emily or that Pacey dude could get on the air more maybe?

Maybe it would be Tommy as the star of the re-vamped Showgram if Jeff and Jer leave? After all he was hinting about how changes could happen in his blog recently.
Tommy/Dilbert: Why are you asking our opinion on how you would do as a dj? You should already know the answer.

[intriguedsd]

Wait a minute. If they started at 94.1 in Sept. 2005 and it was a two year contract, then this contract ends in Sept. 2007.

Does anybody know if they are negotiating to stay with Star?

do you really think that Laura and Little Tommy could carry the show on their own, kind of like Jagger and Christi do? Then I wonder if Randy would step up to the plate and have a bigger role on the Showgram? Or like Emily or that Pacey dude could get on the air more maybe?

Maybe it would be Tommy as the star of the re-vamped Showgram if Jeff and Jer leave? After all he was hinting about how changes could happen in his blog recently.

Tommy/Dilbert: Why are you asking our opinion on how you would do as a dj? You should already know the answer.

[plutoboy7]

IMO Tommy is not Dilbert, but I'm betting that Dilbert is "on the inside", so to speak. Stirring the pot to keep the discussion going. Time will tell.

[SadSadSad]

Here is my take on what is going to happen after the contract is up:

1) Jeff and Krusten start the Detrow Do-Gooders Crusade and in addition to being on an Ohio AM Channel to do their Radio Revival morning show, they tour the Midwest preaching about how the end of the world is coming. People ask Jeff how he knows this and he responds, “Celine Dion is closing her Vegas show in Feb 08! What bigger sign could there be? Plus I really need it to end soon because I’m really embarrassed walking around with this lame tattoo of Ohio on my arm.”

2) Jer retires from radio and produces the revival of CATS with the genius and hilarious idea of replacing the actors with his pet cats. Opening night is going well until Memories starts playing and the cats to go beserk. Jerry is sued for his millions by the family of a lady who choked to death on a hairball and ends up wandering La Jolla homeless begging for a latte.

3) Tommy gets a job as the DJ at Cheetah's but gets fired after he eats all the free cheeseburgers and keeps forgetting to change the music since he's too busy staring at all the boobs. He then decides to start a support group for people who are addicted to going to support groups but disbands it after a year when he realizes no one else is ever going to show up. After blowing what little savings he had, Tommy finally ends up as a carny using stuffed animals to lure girls to his booth.

4) Laura launches a line of little girl’s bathing suits but it fails since most people require their daughters to wear their whole bathing suit and aren’t interested in purchasing just the tops. For some reason she can't find another radio job. Desperate to be on TV again she hears KUSI is down at the US/Mexico border to do a live story on immigration. She poses as a Chiclets hawker and when she's asked her views she says, "I’m like a big like deal in the Chiclets selling world. I’m definitely like the prettiest like seller of Chiclets down here. Like look at all these like dirty kids. They should like take a bath or something. Did I like mention how I’m like the best mom ever because I like give my kids like free gum?” The reporter responds, "Umm, okay, ut what do you think about the immigration issue?" Laura responds, "How cute is my outfit?" She is then banned for life from all media.

5) Randy gets a job at F Street but is quickly fired because he just keeps pointing at things and giggling. He then embarks on a career at McD’s and realizes he’s found his calling working the Drive Thru because finally someone is actually listening to what he says.

[RowdyOne]

OOH, SadSadSad, what will we do for entertainment when they all are gone?

[LisaP]

insightbyjake and SadSadSad, you two rock [I wanted to, but didn't, put that in caps]. Your posts have me busting up.

Dilbert-1985, frankly, go away. Go back under whatever rock you crawled out from. This thread has been going on for a long time. I lurked for a long time before ever registering and then posting. And while I come in and contribute from time to time, I would never [resisting them caps again] try to tell everyone how this thread should be or what the rules should be.

I ditto what Layla said. While I want to put Dilbert on ignore, I hate to miss out on anything. Yes, there's a carwreck = I am gonna look.

[Khaki454]

I don't think Tommy is doing it anymore, but was anyone else offended when at the end of his diaries he said "My name is Tommy and I'm a blogaholic"?

I'm never been to AA, nor have any of my loved ones suffered from the disease, but it seems like he's making it out to be a joke. I would be pissed if it directly affected me - I'm upset even when it doesn't! :|

[LisaP]

Admittedly I am bored at the moment so I went to the JNJ website and checked out Jeff's Vacation pics. Um, the family shot in the pool, could he [Jeff] look more like Jer [said like Chandler Bing from Friends].

[surfing_texan]

I emailed the program director, Jimmy Steele, and General Manager, Bob Bolinger and referenced them to the posts where Tommy called people knuckleheads and insulted them. I told them they'd lost a listener. I emailed a few days ago, still no response...

I called and left several messages for Bolinger (619-291-9191, I suggest you all do the same), I wanted to express to him that the people on the show are rude, crass, hypocritical, dried up, no talent bafoons. I wrote a letter and faxed it quoting things Jer had said, and things Tommy had blogged expressing that I felt the subject matter was very, very adult in nature, and not at all "family oriented" as they claim the show is. I also gave my opinion on the Laura/rehab thing...I know rehab is trendy right now, but I don't exactly think she should be praised/rewarded for having gone to rehab...what does that teach our impressionable kids?

After about a week and several phone calls (none of my calls were ever returned), I was basically told not to listen by some office staff person. So 11th reader, please let us know if/when you get a response and what they say to you. Thanks!

[Wabbitsd]

sad x 3...great job!!!

I gotta laugh at the thought of Laura and Tommy doing a show..ohmygosh. That is a hoot. Sure they can....in College Station, Texas. Or wait...Barstow...yeah, Barstow would be their market.

Hey, Maybe Krusten can pull some strings and get them on in one of the markets in Tennessee or Oklahoma. I'm sure her old apt. is still up for rent!

J&J will retire at the end of this contract...cause no one else will take them. This is a multi-million buckeroo kind of thing. There's no room for trying out some never-will-be amateurs.

J&J used to have it. Unfortunately, they no longer do. Which is why they surround themselves with fawning morally-bankrupt nobodies.

Delana is the only one in that whole collection who could continue on with some real market appeal.

(in my very humble opinion, of course.)

[Lipstick]

Good point Khaki. I've often wondered how he introduces himself at AA meetings. I attend AA meetings regularly in support of a friend who is an alcoholic. Speakers always introduce themselves as, "Hi, my name is (name) and I'm an alcoholic." Seeing as Tommy insists he's not an addict because he hasn't hit bottom or lost anything (guess the wife and family don't count), I wonder how he introduces himself before he opens his big yapper.


I don't think Tommy is doing it anymore, but was anyone else offended when at the end of his diaries he said "My name is Tommy and I'm a blogaholic"?

I'm never been to AA, nor have any of my loved ones suffered from the disease, but it seems like he's making it out to be a joke. I would be pissed if it directly affected me - I'm upset even when it doesn't! :|

[Trixie]

I caught myself listening to the showgram this morning when they were discussing the children of Hollywood (kids of the stars). They agreed that Suri Cruise was just too cute. They made fun of Billy Joel's daughter Alexis, sort of. Made more fun of Apple, the daughter of Gwyneth and Chris. They made the most fun of Bruce Willis' daughters.

Since about 1/2 of the showgram are parent's (Laura, Jeff, LT) maybe they can make fun of their own kids on tomorrow's program.....I'd tune in for that.

I'm not trying to say it's okay to make fun of their kids, but hey, they are making fun of other kids.

[surfing_texan]

In my neighborhood, we have regulations for things like RVs, boats, trampolines, skate ramps. Does anybody know if regulations like that vary by city, or if it is county wide? I would think that the skate ramps and trampoline at Tommy's house are against some kind of code...?

[surfing_texan]

I caught myself listening to the showgram this morning when they were discussing the children of Hollywood (kids of the stars). They agreed that Suri Cruise was just too cute. They made fun of Billy Joel's daughter Alexis, sort of. Made more fun of Apple, the daughter of Gwyneth and Chris. They made the most fun of Bruce Willis' daughters.

Since about 1/2 of the showgram are parent's (Laura, Jeff, LT) maybe they can make fun of their own kids on tomorrow's program.....I'd tune in for that.

I'm not trying to say it's okay to make fun of their kids, but hey, they are making fun of other kids.

I was just looking at Jeff's vacation pics, and thinking that his kids are kind of goofy looking. My husband says his 2 oldest kids have eyebrows like Groucho Marx

[Ritchie]

After about a week and several phone calls (none of my calls were ever returned), I was basically told not to listen by some office staff person. So 11th reader, please let us know if/when you get a response and what they say to you. Thanks!

The station doesn't care because they are still getting the advertising dollars.

If you really want to send a message, then call the advertisers and say you will not be purchasing their products because they advertise on the show.

The only thing the station cares about is ratings and money. They couldn't care less if they lost a listener. Now an advertiser, that's a whole different matter.

Remember all the advertisers that pulled after the Imus thing? Where is he now?

LBM

[surfing_texan]

I wrote a letter to sleep train, and also spoke to a rep from Mossy a few months back. I was actually impressed at how the person from Mossy reacted...he seemed genuinely concerned, and less than a week after speaking with him a woman from Mossy motors called and spoke with my husband.

[insightbyjake]

From Dilbert-1985:

"Hi everyone,

I'm not sure if I'm in the correct site, but does anyone here think Jeff and Jer are annoying? I'm not certain because I'm thinking we should all try to write comments about their show. What do you all think?"

"Maybe we could all post ideas and thoughts and create names for ourselves. Like, mine could be stupid f**k -- or, if that's too obvious...maybe some obscure name like.. Dilbert-1985?...maybe you could all decide which seems to best identify me....and maybe, you guys could be 'Guys who write about Jeff & Jer' or something equally clever."

"Has anyone heard about Laura Cain's rehab?" "I think this could be a funny post." "Maybe we could post deep thoughts like, 'Why is Dave Cain referred to as, DaveCain?'"

"Or, maybe we could post comments about how Tommy should think about losing weight? Maybe they could have a contest and hope he loses weight and then he could find a hiking trail and we could follow along on his blogs -- just an idea..."

"Anyway, I wish some of you could offer opinions about the show and stuff like that, cause that would be cool if we could all be, like, part of the same gang that thinks alike."

"My job could be, to be the guy who stays alert to all the new, on-the-edge-things that are happening on the site and in real-life." "For example, I just heard a rumor that J& J are leaving 'Jack 100.7' for 94.1" That kind of cutting-edge reporting could make this site 'bitchin!!!!!'"

Gotta go now gang, cause, I'm gonna set my cassette-recorder to record that rockin'-hot babe Laura Heeder tomorrow on the radio. Rumor has it she might be hookin up with a SDSU party guy named Dave and I do NOT want to be out of the loop!!!.

Love, Dilbert

[Lipstick]

Jake, this is your best post yet.:bow: :bow:


From Dilbert-1985:

"Hi everyone,

I'm not sure if I'm in the correct site, but does anyone here think Jeff and Jer are annoying? I'm not certain because I'm thinking we should all try to write comments about their show. What do you all think?"

"Maybe we could all post ideas and thoughts and create names for ourselves. Like, mine could be stupid f**k -- or, if that's too obvious...maybe some obscure name like.. Dilbert-1985?...maybe you could all decide which seems to best identify me....and maybe, you guys could be 'Guys who write about Jeff & Jer' or something equally clever."

"Has anyone heard about Laura Cain's rehab?" "I think this could be a funny post." "Maybe we could post deep thoughts like, 'Why is Dave Cain referred to as, DaveCain?'"

"Or, maybe we could post comments about how Tommy should think about losing weight? Maybe they could have a contest and hope he loses weight and then he could find a hiking trail and we could follow along on his blogs -- just an idea..."

"Anyway, I wish some of you could offer opinions about the show and stuff like that, cause that would be cool if we could all be, like, part of the same gang that thinks alike."

"My job could be, to be the guy who stays alert to all the new, on-the-edge-things that are happening on the site and in real-life." "For example, I just heard a rumor that J& J are leaving 'Jack 100.7' for 94.1" That kind of cutting-edge reporting could make this site 'bitchin!!!!!'"

Gotta go now gang, cause, I'm gonna set my cassette-recorder to record that rockin'-hot babe Laura Heeder tomorrow on the radio. Rumor has it she might be hookin up with a SDSU party guy named Dave and I do NOT want to be out of the loop!!!.

Love, Dilbert

[GirlfromOR]

Jake, your posts are so funny. Some thoughts of mine:

I don't think there is a Michelle/That Girl. I think she is just some chick that Tommy made up to throw us off the scent. Maybe it is the name of his favorite stripper or his blow up doll, but I don't believe she is a real person that he is involved with romantically.

In Tommy's blog today, it was so gross to read his little bit about him and Laura looking at each other across the room and locking eyes and smiling at each other. Gross. He is such a bad liar when he tries to convince us that he isn't into her. His dream about Stacy and Laura hooking up with him made my stomach turn. He's such a dirtbag.

He also said in one of them that Laura was snoring. The blog was freaking posted at 2:45pm! Why is she sleeping in the middle of the day. Didn't she say in one of her blogs that its nice to not sleep all day anymore now that she's clean. Hopefully it was a random nap and not a slip back into her old patterns. I also don't believe that she went to that party and didn't drink.

I also like how Tommy got all worked up about someone "wronging" his buddy. He wrongs people all of the time and has no problem with it. He doesn't respect anyone, yet expects respect for him and his. Nice. Hypocrit.

Laura hasn't changed at all. I don't think listners should be going to her for advice on changing their lives and recovering from addictions.

[GirlfromOR]

Oh, and maybe Dilbert is Pacey. Just the way he suggested getting "that dude" on the air made me think that it is Pacey in disguise.

[shello]

It’s amazing to me that on this site people are so quick to assume someone is Tommy, or a multitude of other people they think are related to the “Slewgram.” If you are not talking crap about Tommy, Laura, Jeff or Jer, then you MUST be one of them seems to be their rationale.

And it’s funny how everyone has jumped on that bandwagon of thought…even newbies who just joined the board are doing this. Wow, talk about followers!

I was accused of being part of the Spewgram for having my own opinion. Now it’s Dilbert. Granted he seems a little behind the ball…….maybe he has a dial-up modem.

Then there are others who post and comment as if they are the (unofficial) leaders” of this board. Like they are the ones to set the tone of things. It is evident in how they post and also in how they question/put down other posters. It’s arrogant…think insightbyjake for an example.

And perhaps the most stupid thing is when, after one of Jake’s “insightful” offerings, gals on the site are praising him and posting cutesy little things like “wow, you should have your own show,” or “that was great…you are sooooo funny.” Isn’t this reminiscent of women throwing their hankies at men as they try to get their attention?

[surfing_texan]

Well Shello, if you don't like it, leave. I'm not posting "cutesy" anything. Jake is funny. J&J are not. I'd rather hear Jake every morning on my radio.

The point of this board is to come here and gripe, express frustration, pick fun at, etc. If people want to express sympathy or root in any way for the members of the showgram, this really isn't the place for them. They all can start their own boards (and I can assure them none of us will follow), or they can go on 1 of Tommy's walks and skip happily behind him and tell him how great they all are.

[SadSadSad]

It’s amazing to me that on this site people are so quick to assume someone is Tommy, or a multitude of other people they think are related to the “Slewgram.” If you are not talking crap about Tommy, Laura, Jeff or Jer, then you MUST be one of them seems to be their rationale.

And it’s funny how everyone has jumped on that bandwagon of thought…even newbies who just joined the board are doing this. Wow, talk about followers!

I was accused of being part of the Spewgram for having my own opinion. Now it’s Dilbert. Granted he seems a little behind the ball…….maybe he has a dial-up modem.

Then there are others who post and comment as if they are the (unofficial) leaders” of this board. Like they are the ones to set the tone of things. It is evident in how they post and also in how they question/put down other posters. It’s arrogant…think insightbyjake for an example.

And perhaps the most stupid thing is when, after one of Jake’s “insightful” offerings, gals on the site are praising him and posting cutesy little things like “wow, you should have your own show,” or “that was great…you are sooooo funny.” Isn’t this reminiscent of women throwing their hankies at men as they try to get their attention?

Wow Tommy, your panties are sure in a wad this morning.

[Ritchie]

"Slewgram"

Great term shello.

[Trixie]

Speaking of advertising dollars. I swear I heard Laura's voice doing a Bardon Cabinents ad last week, during the vacation break. Either it was a re-run of the ad, or she has recorded new material for the advertisers.
It's still early this morning, I have nothing else to add.

[WhoMe]

Shello, if you go into a smokers lounge you must expect to breathe smoke...if you don't like the smoke I would suggest you leave the room rather than doing the booger wave and complaining that "it's so smokey in here". In other words...if you want to hear how great J&J are go back to the Star 94.1 site. Jake is hysterical. You? Not so much.

[texasmommy]

Ha ha!! WhoMe, you're funny!!! Seriously shello, get over it or get out.. There is obviously too much smoke in here for you.

People complain tooooo much.

OH and Ritchie, I think shello said spewgram not slewgram although both are quite humorous!

[RowdyOne]

Oh, and maybe Dilbert is Pacey. Just the way he suggested getting "that dude" on the air made me think that it is Pacey in disguise.I admit to being behind a bit, and since I don't listen to the spewgram any more, who is Pacey and what does he/she do on the show?

[Wabbitsd]

Jake! LOL!!!:lmfao:

[Transplant]

I've been thinking/feeling for a while that Pacey is Dilbert-1985...get this. . . Isn't Pacey the unpaid intern 22 or so?

Hence 1985?

[Wabbitsd]

shello...really, you need your own show, too. For a host of other reasons.

you sound like the cheerleader who was found out to be a slut....and no one wants to be her buddy anymore. That's kinda the angle you are looking for, right?

[Carol]

Awhile back someone posted as a joke, that we should compile a list of sponsors for the Jeff and Jer Showgram.

I know it wont do any good in the end....

but maybe we should start a letter writting campaign, or compile a list of us, who will boycott the sponsors on the Jeff and Jer Showgram and mail the list off to the sponsors, as an FYI.

[Alpinemaps]

I was one of the ones that suggested that. It's been a start, with some people calling the station, and others calling the sponsors. But until we tell the station that we're calling the sponsors - it won't make a difference.

Someone else said it - we have to let them know that we're talking to the sponsors. The station told someone that if they didn't like it, they didn't have to listen. Whoever had that happen to them - call the sponsors and tell *them* that. And be sure to let the station know that you're doing it.

I suggest that every time we tune in, even for a minute, listen for a sponsor name, and then post it here.

Here's the one I heard this morning: National University

[yourmama]

I came home around 1:15pm and started making out with Laura on the kitchen floor. We watched BODY HEAT and went in the Jacuzzi and fed eachother strawberries. JUST KIDDING! Geez, did any one believe that for one second?
********I like that GIRL, I really do. I just want to get to know her and see what happens. MY PRIORITIES will not change MY kids, my mom, my family, my friends are always TOP OF MIND. Nothing will change that. Michelle is cool. I like her. I wonder if she will just allow me to have her as a booty call. JUST KIDDING…..
Is it me or what, but tommy is always saying stuff and then passing it off as a joke? yeah, right. He is so gross, and I am thinking that it is not long that tommy and laura have something going on. His comments and then saying he was joking reminds me of the movie 'Swing Blade' and one of the characters was always ragging on the boy, then saying that he was 'just kidding'

[insightbyjake]

It’s amazing to me that on this site people are so quick to assume someone is Tommy, or a multitude of other people they think are related to the “Slewgram.” If you are not talking crap about Tommy, Laura, Jeff or Jer, then you MUST be one of them seems to be their rationale.

And it’s funny how everyone has jumped on that bandwagon of thought…even newbies who just joined the board are doing this. Wow, talk about followers!

I was accused of being part of the Spewgram for having my own opinion. Now it’s Dilbert. Granted he seems a little behind the ball…….maybe he has a dial-up modem.

Then there are others who post and comment as if they are the (unofficial) leaders” of this board. Like they are the ones to set the tone of things. It is evident in how they post and also in how they question/put down other posters. It’s arrogant…think insightbyjake for an example.

And perhaps the most stupid thing is when, after one of Jake’s “insightful” offerings, gals on the site are praising him and posting cutesy little things like “wow, you should have your own show,” or “that was great…you are sooooo funny.” Isn’t this reminiscent of women throwing their hankies at men as they try to get their attention?

Shallow, I am not "real."

My first name is not "Insight." It's a simple moniker that says, "what follows is a random or reactive thought inside the simple mind of a guy named 'Jake.'" Thus, I do not write "insightful" comments, I write comments that are a product of my personal views. By the way, you say "followers" as if that's a bad thing. When someone writes, attempting to be funny, it's not the worst thing in the world to have people laugh at the post. It's also not horrible to have detractors (hint: I'm referring to you)

Yes, I made fun of Dibert's posts Shallow -- the things he writes and the way he writes them. I make fun of "fictional" charactors -- people who are NOT real but are cartoon-like -- people who deserve to skewed for their occasional, limited thoughts....for example, Jeff & Jer.

Finally, to insult me by calling me "arrogant," well, it normally would hurt my feelings, but coming from you, I'll take it as a compliment. Hang on to your hankie....I don't think I'd be tempted to pick it up.

(P.S. Just between us, Shallow, my "real" name isn't Jake -- but that shall forever be our secret)

[shello]

Oooop, hit a nerve with the cheerleaders. And for others, I don't know why they are offended – I guess I strayed from the pack. I do know what this board is for, though some people take things too far and seem to be putting a whole lot of energy and even anger to their viewpoints.

And Whome, I do not say things in support of the people on the Spewgram. With the exception of dangling Randy, they are all out of touch people who think their money makes them something (“I don’t care what people think…I have tons of money” mentality) and who think the rules don't apply to them. As a native San Diegan who has listened to them since day one (when they were good and Tommy drove his Ford Maverick painted party brown as they called it) I remember them as they once were, before the big money came into play. (Back when Randy drove his Moped from San Carlos to Kearny Mesa for work) I didn’t just discover them and jump on board the criticism ship.

Wabbit? you sound like the cheerleader who was found out to be a slut....and no one wants to be her buddy anymore. That's kinda the angle you are looking for, right? Huh, far from it. I don't see much buddy material for that.

I think what I see going on is a lot of people with way too much time on their hands (when they should be raising their three children under the age of 5....oh yeah, being a mom is easy!) to be calling sponsors and station management as well as writing letters to advertisers (for some it smells like a personal vendetta rather than fun gossip and criticism) speaking out against Jeff & jer. Hey, with NO advertisers you would not be able to listen because the show would not be there. And what would you do with your time? Seriously tho, I see J&J fading away out of town in the next 2-3 years.

[Texasgirl]

In my neighborhood, we have regulations for things like RVs, boats, trampolines, skate ramps. Does anybody know if regulations like that vary by city, or if it is county wide? I would think that the skate ramps and trampoline at Tommy's house are against some kind of code...?

Having ramps and a trampoline in the front yard is a huge risk. Hope he has lots of insurance! Tommy follows a predictable schedule and often posts when he will be home and when he is not. It would take a kid about four seconds to figure out a good time to try out the ramps. The neighborhood parents must just love him.

"MTV: Scarred - Next up we have stupid boys from Chula Vista breaking bones on a local dj's front driveway..."

Has anyone here seen Tommy's house? What's it like?

[Layla]

You can think me to be a "bandwagon jumper" if you'd like, even if only to make yourself feel better for not catching on that Dilbert is NOT a random poster on this board, but, in the end, you'd be wrong. I have lurked at this board for quite some time, I've read back to the very first post, where a lot of the people posting now were actually FANS of J&J. You know why I did that? So I wouldn't be behind. Here's a route for Dilbert to take, if, by some chance it IS just that he has dial-up, read ALL of the posts before commenting. Hmm, what a novel idea. Get to the last page, read the last post, then if you have something that you think needs to still be covered, throw it out there. If however, you choose to be annoying, and continue to jump in and be redundant, expect and accept the backlash.


It’s amazing to me that on this site people are so quick to assume someone is Tommy, or a multitude of other people they think are related to the “Slewgram.” If you are not talking crap about Tommy, Laura, Jeff or Jer, then you MUST be one of them seems to be their rationale.

And it’s funny how everyone has jumped on that bandwagon of thought…even newbies who just joined the board are doing this. Wow, talk about followers!

I was accused of being part of the Spewgram for having my own opinion. Now it’s Dilbert. Granted he seems a little behind the ball…….maybe he has a dial-up modem.

Then there are others who post and comment as if they are the (unofficial) leaders” of this board. Like they are the ones to set the tone of things. It is evident in how they post and also in how they question/put down other posters. It’s arrogant…think insightbyjake for an example.

And perhaps the most stupid thing is when, after one of Jake’s “insightful” offerings, gals on the site are praising him and posting cutesy little things like “wow, you should have your own show,” or “that was great…you are sooooo funny.” Isn’t this reminiscent of women throwing their hankies at men as they try to get their attention?

[Carol]

Hey, with NO advertisers you would not be able to listen because the show would not be there. And what would you do with your time? Seriously tho, I see J&J fading away out of town in the next 2-3 years.

You say that like its a bad thing. No Jeff and Jer? Thank god, perhaps they could introduce some radio TALENT. What would I do with my time? Go back to enjoying the morning radio show on 94.1 and stop cringing everytime they say its a family show or "they do it all for the kids"....what exactly do they do for the kids? Jer teaches them how to set up an inappropriate joke? Teaches them about how to go to rehab, and play it off like it was nothing? Other than the movie mom, I see nothing that is child friendly about that show. I will not miss their crude sexist "jokes" their half-assed attempts at being funny, or their pathetic exclimations that "they touch listners in a way no other radio show does" Pfft, The mikey show touches me more than J&J ever have.


Sponsor List:
National University
Dr. Bucko

[Transplant]

Oooop, hit a nerve with the cheerleaders. And for others, I don't know why they are offended – I guess I strayed from the pack. I do know what this board is for, though some people take things too far and seem to be putting a whole lot of energy and even anger to their viewpoints.

And Whome, I do not say things in support of the people on the Spewgram. With the exception of dangling Randy, they are all out of touch people who think their money makes them something (“I don’t care what people think…I have tons of money” mentality) and who think the rules don't apply to them. As a native San Diegan who has listened to them since day one (when they were good and Tommy drove his Ford Maverick painted party brown as they called it) I remember them as they once were, before the big money came into play. (Back when Randy drove his Moped from San Carlos to Kearny Mesa for work) I didn’t just discover them and jump on board the criticism ship.

Wabbit? you sound like the cheerleader who was found out to be a slut....and no one wants to be her buddy anymore. That's kinda the angle you are looking for, right? Huh, far from it. I don't see much buddy material for that.

I think what I see going on is a lot of people with way too much time on their hands (when they should be raising their three children under the age of 5....oh yeah, being a mom is easy!) to be calling sponsors and station management as well as writing letters to advertisers (for some it smells like a personal vendetta rather than fun gossip and criticism) speaking out against Jeff & jer. Hey, with NO advertisers you would not be able to listen because the show would not be there. And what would you do with your time? Seriously tho, I see J&J fading away out of town in the next 2-3 years.

You're way out of line here. The folks that chat about J&J are voicing their opinions and for you to slam on them and others who appreciate their "Insights" is gonna get you banned...

[ca_girl]

Do I have to use Miramar in a sentence? Or can I just say...Mira mar?


all technical referreeing questions such as the use of Miramar/Mira Mar may be referred to ca_girl
You may use Mira mar at the end of each of your first 10 posts. :laugh:


As a native San Diegan who has listened to them since day one (when they were good and Tommy drove his Ford Maverick painted party brown as they called it) I remember them as they once were, before the big money came into play. (Back when Randy drove his Moped from San Carlos to Kearny Mesa for work) I didn’t just discover them and jump on board the criticism ship.
You don't really think you are the only native San Diegan that listen to then from the beginning, do you. There are a lot of us out here. :rolleyes:

Hey - Fathead - Why do you insist on always talking about how much this BBQ is costing you? If you really don't care, like you claim, the SHUT UP about it!

[Transplant]

Sponsor List:
National University
Dr. Bucko
Brite Smile
Paramount Equity Mortgage

[loriraesd]

Sleep Train
Dr. Bucko

[feefifofum]

SBM - Shello bugs me.

[Got Apex Moderator]

OK folks, this will be your only warning on this topic.

I would like to stress to each of you to re-visit the forum rules (http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/announcements.html), especially this part:


Members are expected to conduct yourselves as gentlemen and ladies here. That means showing courtesy to other members and avoiding excessive cursing and personal attacks like namecalling and flaming. In addition, please extend a welcoming hand to newbies-they may not be familiar with how the forum operates. Those unable to do so and who contribute to an unfriendly atmosphere will be given a timeout.

Any more personal attacks will be dealt with appropriately. If you can't tolerate someone else's posts, please put them on ignore.

Thank you

- GAM

[feefifofum]

Lo siento.

[Freeon]

Hey I found you guys when I googled something to do w 94.1. I used to have to listen to all SD morning radio as part of my job. When that ended, I started listening to Adam Carolla because I love Adam. Well, Adam went away and I am all over the vaaaast wasteland that is SD morning radio. But seriously, the Jef and Geriatric Spewgram is the worst Dr Phil nightmare I have ever heard. The whole thig is unfunny and un fun in the extreme and ANNOYING!!! LBM LBM LBM LBM. The whole rehab and living with Tommy and his lame lame lame blog! It's like a circle jerk crossed with group therapy. Not my scene. I am disgusted. With this show and with SD morning radio in general. Monique is OK bnut not edgy enough for me. DSC is as bad if not worse than J&J (smug and lame, all three of them). Keep up the good work.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! Who told the Principal?

[ca_girl]

LOL! Who told the Principal?
2 guesses... :nuts:

So why did Fathead choose to re-name Laura as Michelle?

[SadSadSad]

LOL! Who told the Principal?

I dunno, but don't you wish there was a moderator for the showgram, J & J Website, Tommy's blog and Laura's diary.

The Moderator could set and enforce rules like only a 30 second set up for Jerry's jokes, only two guffaws from Laura each day, shutting off Tommy's mike when he starts to pat himself on the back for all his greatness, etc. If they got a Moderator maybe the showgram would be good again.

[Got Apex Moderator]

LOL! Who told the Principal?

No one told... GAM is always watching!

- GAM

[Murriecula]

From the 'Don't date him girls' website where his address is listed I was able to verify that it was correct and you can google it and see his house on the satellite view. Best to Zillow first as google makes you think it is across the street but zillows birdseye isn't the quality of google. Can't see the ramps or tramp due to shade but looks like a nice pool!

[momofthree]

"Can't see the ramps or tramp due to shade but looks like a nice pool!"

Do you mean Laura or trampoline?

[Ritchie]

I think the moderator is right. We need to be talking about Jeff, Jer, Laura, Tommy and Randy. We need to talk about where their lives are headed and how much good they are doing fo...for....the....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!

Sorry, I couldn't hold that laughter in any longer.

[cheekymonkey]

I think the moderator is right. We need to be talking about Jeff, Jer, Laura, Tommy and Randy. We need to talk about where their lives are headed and how much good they are doing fo...for....the....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!

Sorry, I couldn't hold that laughter in any longer.


I thought the same thing. LOL!! Dont' forget the big favor they are doing for us by letting us listen to them!

Oh, BTW, where should I put my pom-poms? :wavey2:

[ca_girl]

I think the moderator is right. We need to be talking about Jeff, Jer, Laura, Tommy and Randy. We need to talk about where their lives are headed and how much good they are doing fo...for....the....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!

Sorry, I couldn't hold that laughter in any longer.
Please allow me finish for you:
...how much good they are doing for the drug dealers, wine makers, people that deliver food to Tommy's kids when he's not paying attention (since Vanessa knows how to tip well), pilots of private planes, skate ramp builders, children that Jeff have yet to marry, etc. If it weren't for them, how would these people earn a living?

[SDReadhead]

I've been on vacation for awhile (but I swear I didn't time it to coincide with J/J so that I wouldn't miss a moment of their live show) and just now got caught up on all of the hilarious posts on the board. I haven't logged on to J/J to read the latest "accident scene" stuff that I am morbidly drawn to by LT or Laura/Michelle yet, but I see from this forum that Laura lives with Tommy. Wow, I never saw that coming, did any of you (my attempt at an homage to Dilbert)???

I agree with all of you who think this whole blog thing is to generate a buzz about Tommy so that he can present a proposal to Clear Channel that he is popular enough to do the morning show after J/J go. Afterall, he is so popular, he has to get city/county permits to merely take a walk at the park.

What about Rick/Delana? Would that make a good morning team? Sadly, I haven't heard enough of Delana without having to listen to endless interruptions and donkey brays to know if she is actually entertaining in her own right, or is she simply good compared to the rest of the goofs on that show?

Finally, I complained in my first post on this board about how I resented the show when I discovered the phony set ups (like pretending Jingle Ball was being arranged at the last minute and that the "talk to" calls were live). But as show-savvy as I thought I was, I truly had no idea that the "most beautiful girl at the car wash" bit was a total fake. Geez, I feel sort of dumb for falling for that one. :banghead: Am I the only one who fell for that at the time?

Keep making me laugh, everyone!

[cheekymonkey]

But as show-savvy as I thought I was, I truly had no idea that the "most beautiful girl at the car wash" bit was a total fake. Geez, I feel sort of dumb for falling for that one. :banghead: Am I the only one who fell for that at the time?

Keep making me laugh, everyone!

I am ashamed to say I fell for it too. I fell for the whole bit over and over. I have that problem of giving people the benefit of the doubt. I will be that pollyanna at times because I want to. But I can be as mean as the next person when I need to be.

What slapped me into reality was the replies I got from LT when I sent a couple of emails. I wished I had kept them. I'm just glad to know it really wasn't me!!!

And I love this board because people are saying what has been running thru the back of my mind for quite ahwhile.

[Wabbitsd]

Mazybe it's just my interpretation, but anyone else notice that the advertisers for the showgram all are kinda just this side of being standup kind of businesses? Paramount Mortgage...that guy who does the ads for them, if he doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would take your money and run, I don't know who does.

Didn't the "eye doc to the self-important stars" from long ago end up in trouble with the IRS?

Mossy is not fave of mine either...they are part of a land-grab scheme in the South Bay area...where they are trying to use eminent domain to buy *(Steal) property from a landowner who won't sell at the price Mossy wants...maybe these advertisers kinda like the characters on this showgram, I mean cesspoolgram.

by the way, Shello. Nice outfit there. Aren't you looking cute today?

GAM. love your name. :wavey2:

[beffers]

Just discovered this site...LOVE IT! Used to listen to J&J years ago but got fed up with their whole fake humility..."oh gee, we have this idea...we don't know if ANYONE will show up but..". Sooo tired the whole build the idea down so we can look even more spectacular when all of our groupies show up.

DSC has begun to follow in the same footsteps of arrogance and stale material. Hopefully, the big bosses of Clear Channel will check in occasionally to see that people really are tired of their overpaid, over-confident, under-talented "talent".

Thanks for the laughs, everyone!

[insightbyjake]

No one told... GAM is always watching!

- GAM

Okay, we get it. We'll behave...I promise. Love, Winston Smith.

[ca_girl]

I have nothing of substance to add (not that I ever did...) except:

Okay, we get it. We'll behave...I promise. Love, Winston Smith.
BAH HA HA HA! That made me laugh! As did:

without having to listen to endless interruptions and donkey brays

[insightbyjake]

No offense here GAM, but the rules...

"Members are expected to conduct yourselves as gentlemen and ladies here"

shouldn't it read, "Members are expected to conduct themselves..."? Not that I'm criticizing you or anything, cause this is certainly NOT a personal attack...just a grammar question. I could be wrong.

Oh, and "Shello" sorry about the "Shallow." Geez, switch one vowel and add one constanant and look at the trouble I've caused.

(And when I say, "Geez," it has no basis or reference to a contracted form of the Judeo-Christian language for any believers who may be posting or reading here.) Close suck up memo...

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, jake....proofing the TOS...LOL!

Maybe we can get GAM to do a guest appearance on J&J to discuss the difficulty in keeping their adoring fans in check.

[krak70]

This last one is his worst, here is just a sneak preview...

"******THE BBQ: I’m GUAMANIAN: We’re fricking eating ISLAND STYLE….If I’m hosting a BBQ, WE EAT like I did growing up."

"BEEN THERE DONE THAT would apply here, SO TO SPEAK….."


I couldn't even read it because of all of the stupid misplaced capitalized words!! I tend to emphasize the capitalized words and when I try to read his blog, I automatically do it and it makes me dizzy...it drives me crazy and I think he's doing it even more because he knows it really bugs us! :splat:

[BebeSD]

totally with you, krak... all the caps in his blog gave me a headache... my finger trembles even now whenever it gets close to the shift or caps lock keys...

...oh and jake/winston? keep it coming...

[listener13]

Wow, I miss a day, and people have gotten us into trouble....Wow! There's a NEW Sheriff in town, and it ain't LT!:) Holy BALLS!

I was driving around today, and heard Laura do a commercial for Bardon Cabinets, and she was talking about how beautiful her kitchen is, yada yada yada - someone better give Bardon the link to this site because they're about 45 meetings behind. Oh, and maybe tell them that a built-in wine cellar may not be a good idea for an alcoholic.

Heard them also say that today's "talent show" went so well, that they're going to replay it tomorrow....so they're down to 2 hours live now.

[listener13]

Maybe we can get GAM to do a guest appearance on J&J to discuss the difficulty in keeping their adoring fans in check.

Good idea - at least it would be something interesting and they seem to be stretching for material, even though they were gone last week. Listen, as long as I don't hear Jerry talking about women's tits, I'm happy. Some family show......

[Wabbitsd]

ok, who am I?

"I noticed that Jerry seems to be always making cracks about women's body parts. Well, one area of their body, anyway. What's up with that?"

[Freeon]

I had NO idea the girl at the carwash was a phony.

UN real.

I am totally serious.

Does anyone mind recapping for me how "we" know this? Please? I swear I am not stupid, just new here.

[Luv2hike]

ok, who am I?

"I noticed that Jerry seems to be always making cracks about women's body parts. Well, one area of their body, anyway. What's up with that?"

Hi, I've been reading this thread for about a month, first time poster. You guys are too funny!!! So,I thought I'd jump right in and guess Wabbit's question. Could you be talking about Dilbert?
:wavey2:

[SDReadhead]

I had NO idea the girl at the carwash was a phony.

UN real.

I am totally serious.

Does anyone mind recapping for me how "we" know this? Please? I swear I am not stupid, just new here.

Someone posted about Tommy on "Don't Date Him Girls" -- and a friend of the carwash girl posted the following comment. First the link, then the comment:
http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/comments.asp?ddh_id=53535&photo=1&profile=Tommy+Sablan&return_url=index%2Easp%3F

"My friend was Christie's boyfriend for two years when Little Toady (as we refer to him, including Christie) chose to weasel his way into their lives and destroy their relationship. When he did the radio stunt where he pleaded with listeners to help him find the beautiful girl in the black mustang, it was all staged. He approached her and asked her if she would go along with it."

[monkeymonkey]

Tommy's blog from today made me throw up in my mouth. I think my great grandchildren just hurled too.
WARNING: those of you with weak stomachs, look away.

"Just so you know, I’m probably the best kisser around. I’m not trying to be all stuck up, but it’s a fact, THERE AIN’T NOBODY that can kiss like me. Okay, lets change the subject……
Seriously, I kiss pretty good!"

:puke:
:puke:
:puke:

[Freeon]

Thank you. My lord that is GROTESQUE.

[surfing_texan]

I think what I see going on is a lot of people with way too much time on their hands (when they should be raising their three children under the age of 5....oh yeah, being a mom is easy!) to be calling sponsors and station management as well as writing letters to advertisers

If you notice, my post was after 1am, my children were in bed and I was awake waiting for my husband to get home from work. Maybe I should have taken the kids down the street to the liquor store for lotto tickets...bet you would have kept your trap shut then. I must also be awful because I make my children take naps during the day and use that time to do things (call sponsors, clean, cook, etc) instead of pass out on the couch myself. And right now, as I type this I am neglecting my kids because I'm sitting on the couch with them watching baby einstien instead of letting them run around outside naked, or find knives in boxes. Boy I'm so glad shello came along to set me straight.

I'll try to contain my tears though...Jake still has my hankie

[Got Apex Moderator]

No offense here GAM, but the rules...

"Members are expected to conduct yourselves as gentlemen and ladies here"

shouldn't it read, "Members are expected to conduct themselves..."? Not that I'm criticizing you or anything, cause this is certainly NOT a personal attack...just a grammar question. I could be wrong.

Probably... I don't write the rules, I just enforce them. I'll send it upstairs for consideration. Thanks for the tip

:P

- GAM

[intriguedsd]

Mazybe it's just my interpretation, but anyone else notice that the advertisers for the showgram all are kinda just this side of being standup kind of businesses? Paramount Mortgage...that guy who does the ads for them, if he doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would take your money and run, I don't know who does.

Didn't the "eye doc to the self-important stars" from long ago end up in trouble with the IRS?

Mossy is not fave of mine either...they are part of a land-grab scheme in the South Bay area...where they are trying to use eminent domain to buy *(Steal) property from a landowner who won't sell at the price Mossy wants...maybe these advertisers kinda like the characters on this showgram, I mean cesspoolgram.

by the way, Shello. Nice outfit there. Aren't you looking cute today?

GAM. love your name. :wavey2:

You may talking about Dr. Kaywish (sp?0. Apparently, he died under mysterious circumstances recently. He was Jessica Simpson's eye doctor on Newlyweds and was busted for tax invasion....AAAAHHHH some classy people we got here.

[ca_girl]

Probably... I don't write the rules, I just enforce them. I'll send it upstairs for consideration. Thanks for the tip

:P

- GAM
I like GAM! Can we keep GAM, mom? PLEASE??

LBM: "What? huh? Leave me alone & go play with something sharp with no pants on. I'm sleeping."

FATHEAD: "We CAN only keep GAM if I SEE some boobs. JUST Kidding. We will invite GAM to Mira Mar, THOUGH."

[intriguedsd]

how odd was it for Jeff and Jer to be talking to Billy Bush about Lindsay Lohan. What do you think was going through Laura's head during that interview..."gee, Lindsay is so strong for going through this. She's amazing. Going to rehab twice! Wow! No one understands us "big deals." Life is hard and we work really hard. Sometimes the pressure is too much (sniffle sniffle)"

[Daisy CA]

Tommy's blog from today made me throw up in my mouth. I think my great grandchildren just hurled too.
WARNING: those of you with weak stomachs, look away.

"Just so you know, I’m probably the best kisser around. I’m not trying to be all stuck up, but it’s a fact, THERE AIN’T NOBODY that can kiss like me. Okay, lets change the subject……
Seriously, I kiss pretty good!"

Just like a train wreck. I know I shouldn't look, but I just can't help myself. I bet he writes stuff like that to see what kind of reaction he'll get over here.

By the way, calling him "LT" is an insult to LaDainian Tomlinson. Why don't we just stick with "Fathead" from now on...

Where's Dilbert today?

[WhoMe]

Dilbert got outed as Pacey...won't be back. And intriguedsd...I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

[cheekymonkey]

I'm with Daisy...no more LT. I 2nd Fathead for Sablan.

Or Wilbur the pig. Naw, Fathead suites him well.

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I meant Arnold the pig. Sorry Wilbur!! Sorry Arnold and Zsa Zsa.
(man am I dating myself or what??)

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WILBUR was the owner, Mr. Ed was the talking horse. Arnold was the pig on Green Acres.

Should I just erase this whole post? :stupid:

[insightbyjake]

how odd was it for Jeff and Jer to be talking to Billy Bush about Lindsay Lohan. What do you think was going through Laura's head during that interview..."gee, Lindsay is so strong for going through this. She's amazing. Going to rehab twice! Wow! No one understands us "big deals." Life is hard and we work really hard. Sometimes the pressure is too much (sniffle sniffle)"

Great question..."what do you think was going through Laura's head during that interview..."

Other than "a soft breeze"... perhaps these thoughts were also running -- okay jogging --through her limited mind... "I wonder where she gets her bikini wax? Those photos of her hoo-ha sure were interesting....my Brazillian wax hurt alot...I wonder if the wax comes from Brazil?.... Where do movie stars get their blow?....I wonder if her breasts are real?.....When I was 21 I was just starting to become a "big deal" like Lindsay...I wonder why if Jerry loves breasts so much, he married Pam?....I wonder why Jeff has so many wives and he's not Morman?.....I wonder why Chip has two dad's at home and my kids have no dad's at home here at Tommy's house-of-slovenly-thinking-shallow-self-absorbed- addicts-whothink-they're-still-a-big-deal-even-though-they've-ruined-marriages-and-subjected-children-to-aberrant-parenting-skills-because-we're-both-in-denial?...I wonder when our next vacation is, I'm exhausted......Who is this person we're interviewing?.....Why are we interviewing the President?...."

[insightbyjake]

P.S. Okay folks...the "Winston Smith" reference was spot-on. (arrogant "InsightbyJake" evaluation...) special props for citing said reference. -- NO GOOGLE!!! Pull it form you head or admit....

[insightbyjake]

Every Friggin Time I Want To Type "from" I Type "form"!!!!!! I Hate My Fingers!!!

[Wabbitsd]

So Tommy says: "Just so you know, I’m probably the best kisser around. I’m not trying to be all stuck up, but it’s a fact, THERE AIN’T NOBODY that can kiss like me. Okay, lets change the subject……
Seriously, I kiss pretty good!"

Anyone have any doubt that his evaluation was when he worked this all out on the mirror?

"Man, I'm a good kisser..."

Interesting. When certain somebodies who knew him fairly intimately stopped by, they neglected to mention this...and you would think they would still be swooning...

someone find that carwash girl and get her to post some dirt here. Was she the same one whose name Little Tyke was going to tattoo on himself? or was that a different one, maybe a stripper?

Hey, "Wilbur" was a talking horse, so we better not use that name, we could all get confused with someone else who is sometimes called "Horseface..." Speaking of which, anyone remember the bit where some guy on the freeway mentioned that Laura had "horse teeth?" I wonder if he was aware that she was a BIG DEAL here in San Diego.

"Fathead" is fairly appropriate. I sure wouldn't want to insult the real LT. He actually has some character.

[cheekymonkey]

S

Hey, "Wilbur" was a talking horse, so we better not use that name, we could all get confused with someone else who is sometimes called "Horseface..." Speaking of which, anyone remember the bit where some guy on the freeway mentioned that Laura had "horse teeth?" I wonder if he was aware that she was a BIG DEAL here in San Diego.

"Fathead" is fairly appropriate. I sure wouldn't want to insult the real LT. He actually has some character.

Thanks for that clarification. For some reason I knew it didn't sound right. Darn those old shows and my lack of memory!!!

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I added my edits above.

[Freeon]

OK, Wilbur was a talking pig, AND he was the human friend of talking horse Mr Ed.

I like how in her Tacky Outfit of the Weak she gives us a butt shot occasionally. "Mmmmyeah. My #ss is looking hot these days! Better play up my assets... HEY! @ss! Assets! How hilariously funny am I? I can't wait to tell Jerry that one!"

[cheekymonkey]

Great question..."what do you think was going through Laura's head during that interview..."

Other than "a soft breeze"... perhaps these thoughts were also running -- okay jogging --through her limited mind... "I wonder where she gets her bikini wax? Those photos of her hoo-ha sure were interesting....my Brazillian wax hurt alot...I wonder if the wax comes from Brazil?.... Where do movie stars get their blow?....I wonder if her breasts are real?.....When I was 21 I was just starting to become a "big deal" like Lindsay...I wonder why if Jerry loves breasts so much, he married Pam?....I wonder why Jeff has so many wives and he's not Morman?.....I wonder why Chip has two dad's at home and my kids have no dad's at home here at Tommy's house-of-slovenly-thinking-shallow-self-absorbed- addicts-whothink-they're-still-a-big-deal-even-though-they've-ruined-marriages-and-subjected-children-to-aberrant-parenting-skills-because-we're-both-in-denial?...I wonder when our next vacation is, I'm exhausted......Who is this person we're interviewing?.....Why are we interviewing the President?...."



I HAVE to get my pom poms out for this to be your cheerleader!!!

I just sat here and LMAO. Thanks!!

GOOOOOOOOOO JAKE!!!:woohoo:

[Ritchie]

I'm going to pull a Dilbert here because I can't remember if this was talked about or not, but....

Did car wash Christie give back her engagement ring? Also, what was the story with the car? Did she have to get rid of it or does she still drive it?

And finally, I vote to have the phrase "Pull A Dilbert" brought into the general conversation here as much as possible.

[cheekymonkey]

I'm going to pull a Dilbert here because I can't remember if this was talked about or not, but....

Did car wash Christie give back her engagement ring? Also, what was the story with the car? Did she have to get rid of it or does she still drive it?

And finally, I vote to have the phrase "Pull A Dilbert" brought into the general conversation here as much as possible.


Well I think I can be nominated for that 1st honor here with my Wilbur/Arnold/Mr. Ed confusion.

I really pulled a dilbert with that post!!!

[LisaP]

I HAVE to get my pom poms out for this to be your cheerleader!!!

I just sat here and LMAO. Thanks!!

GOOOOOOOOOO JAKE!!!:woohoo:

I too am looking for my pom poms. Awesome Jake!

Oh, and I have to add, I konw waht you maen about the fat fingers.

[listener13]

I like GAM! Can we keep GAM, mom? PLEASE??



Holy Balls! I like GAM better than LT.....errr..........Fathead......Knucklehead! Can GAM have HIS own show?:)

[listener13]

From Tommy's blog:
Hey, would you believe it if I told you that when I came home from Mission Bay today that there were 3 little girls on my trampoline and they ran up to my car asking for my autograph? It was the funniest thing. I looked around to see if Jeff and Jer were in the bushes or someone playing a joke on me. They were just little girls like 12 years old saying they just wanted my autograph

Looks like Fathead is finding potential new wives for Jeff....

[surfing_texan]

Does anybody know how old Krusty actually is?

[Wabbitsd]

cheekymonkey is right...Mr. Ed was the horse, Wilbur was his owner. I was so shook up, I got it confused. Send me on a date with Fathead as a punishment. It would be the worst five minutes of my life.

[WhoMe]

Wilbur was the pig in Charlotte's Web. Mr. Ed's owner was, I believe, Wilbur. Arnold was indeed the Green Acres pig.

Back on topic: Why do I feel compelled to read the stupid blogs...WHY?

[Ritchie]

Well I think I can be nominated for that 1st honor here with my Wilbur/Arnold/Mr. Ed confusion.

I really pulled a dilbert with that post!!!

cheekymonkey, excellent use of the "pull a Dilbert" phrase.

[LisaP]

Back on topic: Why do I feel compelled to read the stupid blogs...WHY?

Same reason I look at car wrecks when I pass them.

[mel41099]

I believe Krusty is 35. I am sorry but a woman who's best friend is named Kymmy is too young for Jeff!!!!!

Did anyone hear (I think it was on Tues) when they were talking about Lindsay Lohan, and Jeff said he knew where she was going to end up...Tommy's house. THAT was funny.

Was I dreaming or were they really doing a bit this morning about where Laura's underwear from Jr. High is??

And is the whole first part of her diary today about how bad of a mom she is? AND - did you notice her diary is NOT sponsered by DR. Bucko anymore???
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/images/header_laurasdiary_620x120_V3.jpg

[insightbyjake]

I too am looking for my pom poms. Awesome Jake!

Oh, and I have to add, I konw waht you maen about the fat fingers.

Cute, LisaP..."Yuor a doll!" (I like subtle...) And, thank you CheekyMonkey.....

Still waiting for the NON-GOOGLE Winston Smith reference.....DON'T CHEAT my friends......

By the way...if you need help with finding those "pom-poms....." stay away from Jerry.

[LisaP]

By the way...if you need help with finding those "pom-poms....." stay away from Jerry.

Resisting the urge [which is strong] but I will do it. I know better [given how many feel here] to post a puking smilie.

From Tommy's Blog [*hands head shamelessly*]. Yes I went there [dang you WhoMe], and I find this:

"You know what? I think I’m in a great mood because of MISSION BAY and FIESTA ISLAND…..I think changing it up a bit and DOING new walks and hikes is GOOD FOR YOU…..I will commit to Torrey, Cowles, and Iron on the weekends AS USUAL, because it’s FUN and it’s a healthy thing to do, BUT during the week, I think I’m going to explore all the places to WALK AND HIKE all over town…….People have emailed me about San Elijo, the Bonita golf course, Scripps Ranch, 4S Ranch, etc. I think I will use the WEEK MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY to walk around town at all the cool places."

I think I want his job. Really, to have that much time to work out. I am gonna have to have a talk with my boss. I think I need some time out every day to go walk all over different parts of San Diego.

And I just had a terrible thought. What if Tommy tries to become the "new" Jerry Schad?!?! Horror! :2far:

[insightbyjake]

Resisting the urge [which is strong] but I will do it. I know better [given how many feel here] to post a puking smilie.

From Tommy's Blog [*hands head shamelessly*]. Yes I went there [dang you WhoMe], and I find this:

"You know what? I think I’m in a great mood because of MISSION BAY and FIESTA ISLAND…..I think changing it up a bit and DOING new walks and hikes is GOOD FOR YOU…..I will commit to Torrey, Cowles, and Iron on the weekends AS USUAL, because it’s FUN and it’s a healthy thing to do, BUT during the week, I think I’m going to explore all the places to WALK AND HIKE all over town…….People have emailed me about San Elijo, the Bonita golf course, Scripps Ranch, 4S Ranch, etc. I think I will use the WEEK MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY to walk around town at all the cool places."

I think I want his job. Really, to have that much time to work out. I am gonna have to have a talk with my boss. I think I need some time out every day to go walk all over different parts of San Diego.

And I just had a terrible thought. What if Tommy tries to become the "new" Jerry Schad?!?! Horror! :2far:

Tommy as Jerry Schad???

Right...and Randy becomes the "new" Ron Jeremy... And Laura becomes the new Betty Ford....And Jer becomes the new Oprah Winfrey...(Okay, not a stretch...), and Jeff becomes a chick...ooops! Sorry..I'm WAY too late for that one...

[Trixie]

I'll admit I was curious about Winston Smith. I didn't Google, but you didn't say anything about Wiki. Curiousity killed the cat....you learn something new every day.
Bueller?Bueller?

[LisaP]

Tommy as Jerry Schad???

I admit that I Googled Winston Smith. I was stumped. Good one Jake.


Right...and Randy becomes the "new" Ron Jeremy...

Oh no, no, no. The urge for the puking smilie continues. There is a guy that goes to my local Starbucks who is a dead ringer for Ron Jeremy. I lose all appetite when I see him. How that ????? [there are no words to describe him] made it in the biz has to be a question up there with "What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?".

[cheekymonkey]

Cute, LisaP..."Yuor a doll!" (I like subtle...) And, thank you CheekyMonkey.....



By the way...if you need help with finding those "pom-poms....." stay away from Jerry.


Oh trust me, there is no problem finding mypom poms. Another reason I would never go near Jer. Although I may shock him into a heart attack....:gle:

[Newer Reader]

Me! Me! Pllllease Call on me! I've been lurking for weeks because as soon as I chose my user name I regretted it (for obvious reasons) but never took the time to change it. But now I must post because at long last I have an opportunity to use my degree in English! After 30 years, finally!

1984. I didn't Google, promise.

I thought I was alone until I found this site. :wavey2:

[Ritchie]

Me! Me! Pllllease Call on me! I've been lurking for weeks because as soon as I chose my user name I regretted it (for obvious reasons) but never took the time to change it. [snip]

I thought I was alone until I found this site. :wavey2:

Bummer of a choice for a user name. At least you sound much more intelligent than the older version of your name. No chance of you pulling a Dilbert I'll bet.

Oh and you are never along as long as you think the show sucks donkey.

[SDReadhead]

P.S. Okay folks...the "Winston Smith" reference was spot-on. (arrogant "InsightbyJake" evaluation...) special props for citing said reference. -- NO GOOGLE!!! Pull it form you head or admit....

I get it! I get it! :woohoo: And I swear by the Ministry of Truth that I didn't look it up. Of course, it shouldn't count that I get it since I am a high school English teacher and teach adult reading/literacy programs, too. Hence the name ReadHead instead of redhead in my login name.

[Trixie]

Winston Smith-1984
Dilbert-1985

Winston Smith was first! Get it? Got it? Good!

[insightbyjake]

Newer Reader and SDReadhead...you are the winners!!!!Ritchie...be nice...

Trixie...nice work, Wiki instead of Google...you were compliant ...but still not fully trustworthy...
....NewerReader....congrats on your English Lit memory...you are a champion student of literature...
...cheekymonkey....let's set aside some time to really discuss your "pom-poms"....:) OMG....I've become JER!!!!!!

Lisa P...than you for your honest response....

All of you are to be commended....No one should be mean....

[YoungAmerican]

Get real, they didn't even have color photos when Jerry was that age, looks more like Fathead to me. http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/good_humor.html

[Carol]

During my daily check to see if the J&J show has improved, I did hear Delena mention something worth while.

The Escondido humane society is over crowded, so if you were thinking about adopting a pet they are offering 1/2 off adoption fees, and a 100 dollar gift card to petco. *I think*

[ca_girl]

how odd was it for Jeff and Jer to be talking to Billy Bush about Lindsay Lohan.
It wasn't odd at all. Billy made the rounds to ALL the Clear Channel stations. Mikey (the Mike Show on Rock 105) & him had a small argument.

ETA:
"You know what I was thinking? I was thinking about the BBQ I’m doing for the walkers…..I should do something for YOU. The people that read the BLOGS. Maybe I can come up with a happy hour thing or something one day. Would you like that?"
Yes, Fathead - let's get everyone together & drink. We all can go & crash! :laugh: :cheers:

[Carol]

From Tommy's Blog:

She is handling all the stress and she is just taking the HIGH ROAD on everything and I am just proud to say, she’s my friend. I wish all people that go through what Laura is going though would handle themselves like HER and treat the other side with respect as she is doing and focusing on those children as she is.

Of course we dont know what is going on, but on some dysfunctional level, Doesn't Dave get a free pass to do as he wishes, divorce her, find a new life? Find happiness away from his life that was filled with lies, and a drug addicted spouse/ parent. She should be handeling (sp?) herself with grace, and taking the high road, sounds like she kinda screwed everything up with a good ole drug addction that not only landed her in rehab but I am sure it was a trying time for her family and put an absurd amount of stress on her husband.

Also, by making your friends talk about how you are taking the high road, doesnt mean you are. She says she wont talk about her divorce on air.......she just lets everyone think that Dave is being a supreme ass by always mentioning she is taking the high road/ being respectful/being understanding or having other people say it for her.

Yeah..she is taking the high road :disa:


Also, scarry thought. Jeff told Laura that she was one of the best parents he knows.....YIKES!!!! What a scarry world we live in today. Where an addict mother who lets her children run wild at her work, and is a permissive parent is one of the best parents a person knows.

And I guess I dont need to mention that Dick weed is not an appropriate term to use on a public radio show, that is supposed to be kid friendly. :angry:

TIAOSU (tell it all or shut up)

[SadSadSad]

Laura's taken the HIGH road is the reason she is the situation she is now. It is really disturbing how they are all praising her for being so great. Look she is an almost 40 year old woman who chose a life of partying over her children and family. Granted if she's put that past her then they don't have to keep reminding her of past mistakes but glorifying her now is just wrong. The few people I know who are past addicts will talk solemnly about the bad times if they talk at all. It was an embarassing times in their lives when they made bad decisions and are ashamed of their past behavior. The last thing they want to do is flaunt it and say how great they are now. They know they hurt people they loved and will always regret that.

You reap what you sow. You lie in the bed you made. Etc, etc, etc.

[TJLuv]

station: KMYI

name: TJLuv

comments: Hi Tommy,

I just read your blog and I'm in the same boat. I have been dieting for the last couple weeks and was doing so well. But now I just don't seem to have a desire to go any further (even though I have another 15 to lose). What can we do together to inspire ourselves to keep going? HELP!


Little Tommy to me May 27

I'm sure I can think of something. ;-) ;-)



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gross.

Now, I'm like all of you.. I think the show has gone downhill... but I have to admit that I still listen because I think Jeff is adorable and unless someone proves me wrong, i think he's a really good guy.

[Carol]

Ummm....he thinks Laura is the best parent he has ever met? I think that is grounds right there!

[loriraesd]

On the topic of a "family" show, in one 30-second period this morning, I heard "Ass", "Ho", and "Son of a Bitch"

We're all adults here (taking an assumptive leap), but I hope thoughtful parents are taking heed....

[Wabbitsd]

Interesting, if Laura is a great Mom, and she is taking the "high road" (not the one sadsadsad mentions, but the other one) what does that say about all of us who are parnts who made conscious decisions to be as good a parent as we could, outside of substance abuse and self indulgence?
Should we all start taking money from our kids? Sleeping the day away? lying and using family resources to keep our noses entertained?

I think it's a little odd to think that she's a great parent with her recent past. Her rehab is so far just a ploy for attention and her "sober" experience is sure not something I would put any bank on. If her "friends" are going to start congratulating her on her self deception at this point, they sure aren't real friends. And that includes Fathead the ultimate enabler.

What is a good parent? Is it one who is so needy they make their kids take on the "parental" role of assuring her that she is loved? That she is their best friend?


I don't know how Dave Cain fits into this. We've made some assumptions here based on vague information. But her thinly veiled references to her not mentioning the divorce...well, shoot, Laura. (and we know she reads here, too...they all do. Once they hear there is stuff about them, not a one of them can resist.)

If you want to take the high road, here's my advice. Bite the bullet. Your marriage, as you knew it, is over. Maybe you are just too self-indulgent to be a mother and a wife at the same time. You're still trying to be party and attention central. You have two kids who deserve more than to be your source of support while you indulge yourself yet again in the whole self-pity of post rehab. If you continue to lean on them, and not be there for them, you will only assure some future therapist of a steady income.

[Ritchie]

Okay, here are some examples why LBM so much.

Her marriage is falling apart and she is out shopping and buying clothes that are "so cute". Again, it's all about her.

She decides that she looked so good with a tan that she buys a tanning membership. Again, spend time thinking about everything except working on the marriage.

And her parenting skills are non-existent.

From the diary: Oh, btw…I bought Evie a shirt at Old Navy that says "I'm Kind of a Big Deal." I was beyond excited!

Teaching her daughter to be as self centered as she is.

[Newer Reader]

Thanks for the welcome, Ritchie, and for the encouragement, Jake. Yes, Ritchie, I do feel that the show "sucks donkey" and have felt that way (to a degree) for some time. This board doesn't ask for an intro from new members, but I wrote one anyway:

I was never in the Jeff and Jer targeted demo (I'm about the same age as they are, you see). I listened to Hudson and Bauer when they were having their heyday. I first tuned in to Jeff and Jer when they were still considered edgy (Q106?) to see what the buzz was about. While I was listening that first time they said something disparaging about Hudson and Bauer; I don't remember exactly what they said but the idea was that Hudson and Bauer were getting old and stale (neener, neener, who's old and stale now?). I was offended mainly because it was literally only about a week after Joe Bauer's (first) wife died and, edgy or not, they should have laid off. So my first impression of them was that they were rude and low-class. Again, I clearly wasn't (and still ain't) their targeted demo.

I didn't listen again until H&B went off the air. J&J were entertaining and funny at times but even back then I would change the station whenever I heard even one of the following:

1) Mention or discussion, or, God help me, the sound effect of farting
2) Mention or discussion of Jer having sex, or, later, of Jeff not having it
3) Mention or dicussion of breasts
4) Mention of anyone's bowel movements, especially Jeff's
5) Poor imitations of the accents of non-native English speakers, usually those of Asian or Middle Eastern descent, and all of other mocking of minorities they did and still do, in the name of humor. Hello? It's not funny. It's racism.
6) Whenever my children were in the car with me (the only place I've listened). Because, as has often been mentioned, this program is not appropriate for children and never has been (see, at the minimum, #s 2, 3 and 5, above).

So obviously I often changed the station, even during the years when many others did not. This board? Compelling and fun. And right about J&J. And they have the best smilies. :thumb:

NR

[Newer Reader]

Thanks for the reminder, loriraesd--after all of that I left something off my list:

7) Use of profanity.

[tabatha23]

Hey everyone! Long time reader/listener, first time posting!

[Wabbitsd]

Richie...come on, she's not paying any rent to Fathead, so she has a bunch of extra cash laying around she can spend on important things, like a tanning club membership. Maybe the tanning salon will sponsor her blog?

and what IF she runs into that unnamed executive from her work? horrors? I'm sure we will hear more of THAT story later....

[ca_girl]

Okay, here are some examples why LBM so much.

Her marriage is falling apart and she is out shopping and buying clothes that are "so cute". Again, it's all about her.

She decides that she looked so good with a tan that she buys a tanning membership. Again, spend time thinking about everything except working on the marriage.
Her shopping addiction is obviously not cured.

Why is she living with Fathead? Can she not afford a place on her own, with a space for her kids (if not, maybe she should stop wasting her $ on clothes tanning & Lord know what else)? Does she know that she would go back to drinking & using if left alone? Is Fathead's bed that great (we all know it's not, but she's such an idiot...)?

[tabatha23]

Her shopping addiction is obviously not cured.

Why is she living with Fathead? Can she not afford a place on her own, with a space for her kids (if not, maybe she should stop wasting her $ on clothes tanning & Lord know what else)? Does she know that she would go back to drinking & using if left alone? Is Fathead's bed that great (we all know it's not, but she's such an idiot...)?

I think Laura being alone, right after rehab and separating from her husband, is not a good idea. If she were living alone she would drown in her own sorrows and probably relapse. I think it's awesome that she has a friend like LT to be there for her, as annoying as he can be.

[loriraesd]

I agree, Tabatha, that Laura being along right now is not a good idea - I only question her choice of "roommates":stupid: - what kind of environment will serve her best, help her young children stabilize through the trauma of separation, and get her focused on either salvaging her marriage or rebuilding a new, healthy life, which is not all about MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

[Carol]

From Laura

Yes, I said tanning bed. I actually liked some of the pictures of me when I got back from Newport, and that's because I was tan!

Im glad to see that the reason she likes to look at pictures from when she was clean and sober for the first time in years....

..is because she was tan :disa:

[loriraesd]

Classic comment, Carol..... no kidding!

[Laffy]

Longtime lurker Laffy here. I haven't laughed though in quite a while.
I've been listening since the other other other station and I really miss all the fun and excitement that used to come out of that show.
One of the first shows I listened to was them calling the toilet paper company and asking over or under the roll, which is correct? Too funny!
The place I used to work at had the showgram as the "on hold" music you'd hear. We had people all the time asking to be put BACK on hold so they can hear the rest of the bit.
I miss those days.
Why can't they do more stuff like:
Gigi Bellows from Ramona and her adventures getting her license at the Poway DMV
The Bill Clinton look-a-like who they rode around with and who got a free breakfast at McDonalds
Samurai House Shopper. Heck, Samurai anything!
Phone Scams like Dallas Pellachai and the electricity running through the plumbing
Harrassing the Piss-burgh Steelers fans during the Playoffs
A million clicks for Emily
Joking with and ending up paying a caller's unruly roommate to find another place to live
...and everything else that made the show such a laugh riot to listen to in the mornings.

It was better when Laura just did traffic and helped out with female voices for phone calls now and then.
Don't like Randy. His incessant laughing throughout the show makes me want to scream.
J&J need to remember that you don't quit playing because you grow old. You grow old because you quit playing.

[listener13]

From Laura

Yes, I said tanning bed. I actually liked some of the pictures of me when I got back from Newport, and that's because I was tan!

Im glad to see that the reason she likes to look at pictures from when she was clean and sober for the first time in years....

..is because she was tan :disa:

Crap! Maybe I should go into rehab - I could use the tan.

Whatta wanna bet she'll be shilling for Mystic Tan again......

[wanky]

[QUOTE=SadSadSad]Laura's taken the HIGH road is the reason she is the situation she is now. It is really disturbing how they are all praising her for being so great. Look she is an almost 40 year old woman who chose a life of partying over her children and family.

I believe Laura just turned 40 this year, or am I wrong? Didn't Tommy Fedexed her a huge envelope full of birthday wishes from listeners? I believed he made a big deal about her turning 40 in one of his blogs.

Correct me if I am wrong. Am I "pulling a Dilbert?"

[Laffy]

[QUOTE=wanky][QUOTE=SadSadSad]

I believe Laura just turned 40 this year, or am I wrong? Didn't Tommy Fedexed her a huge envelope full of birthday wishes from listeners? I believed he made a big deal about her turning 40 in one of his blogs.
[QUOTE]

She's one of the "Senior Chicks of '86" which puts her at either 39 or 40

[Himmie]

Crap! Maybe I should go into rehab - I could use the tan.

Whatta wanna bet she'll be shilling for Mystic Tan again......


Too funny! LOL

[longcommute]

After I chose my name, I thought of a better one:
DJ Chardonnay. Oh well.

[wonkatania]

bye

[SDNative]

Long time lurker, picked a name similar to someone else a while ago by accident... sorry, too difficult to change it... anyway

I thought Randy helps to care for his Mom. I just thought that made it more reasonable that he lives with the parents. Not as funny, so they probably keep it quiet in their weird way.

I used to enjoy listening to the show, but now only read this forum... it is much more entertaining and insightful. :-)