San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[yourmama]

Little bit of insight into Tommy's job, from Tommy himself circa 2002:
http://www.themorningmouth.com/WhatRealProducers2.html
The CAPS were present, even then.
sorry, ego comment in reference to this article about TS. his Ego was huge even way back when

[Layla]

Well, it’s time to get rolling on the 2nd half now and I will try to go to church today to go to confession and ask the lord to forgive me for eating about 30 lumpias yesterday and eating those ribs as if they were celery sticks.
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I"m on a tear today! After reading the above, I now wonder how long before he puts the weight back on.

Did anyone see the pictures from the BBQ. I guess THAT GIRL
really exists

Interesting that THAT GIRL's daughter is so young. If she's known for whoring out to the "famous" ones, I wonder who's the baby's daddy.:gle:

[listener13]

Interesting that THAT GIRL's daughter is so young. If she's known for whoring out to the "famous" ones, I wonder who's the baby's daddy.:gle:

My money is on this guy....
http://www.pubarso.com/misc/gary_busey.jpg

[listener13]

Well, it’s time to get rolling on the 2nd half now and I will try to go to church today to go to confession and ask the lord to forgive me for eating about 30 lumpias yesterday and eating those ribs as if they were celery sticks.
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I"m on a tear today! After reading the above, I now wonder how long before he puts the weight back on.



If this is what he looks like with the weight loss, then I can't imagine what he looked like before - seriously, one orange hairdye short of OompaLoompa. Maybe he should step away from the Lumpia table.

And "That Girl" - she really needs to move to another city if Tommy is the best that she can do in showbiz. She's obviously in this for the money - or, maybe she's using Tommy to get closer to someone else on the Showgram - maybe Wife #4 for Jeff? And she has a baby - we all know what a baby lover he is. She may be a little old for Jeff, tho.

[11ListenerNot]

Where is Laura's diary today? Oh, that's right, she's napping!

[ca_girl]

Laura: "I played tunes on an organ in rehab....maybe that's why Davecain is so mad."

That one got me, Jake! :cheers:

From Tommy's Morning Mouth article: "A producer should have an ego, but should know how to control it! ...You should be masterful at the art of phone screening. A well screened phone call is just as important as a FUNNY LINE or a BIG INTERVIEW!"
Ummm... He obviously forgot he wrote this. I guess when he says screened phone calls, he means, "completely changing a story into a lie".

Anyone else think Michelle (that girl) looks oddly like Laura?

[Jer]

http://www.seatonshoots.com/media2007/SeatonDETROW3.pdf

Wonder if this got them a discount...???


I'm sure he got a great discount - probably also got the "trade 'em in" package deal where all future weddings will also be done at a discount... They just cut and paste a picture of each new bride and then reprint.

[SadSadSad]

Okay I'm trying to avoid going on the website so it doesn't look like they are getting a million hits but I had to see the chick who is really stupid and dating the "reformed" Tommy. There are two blondes in the picture so my question is which one is That Girl. My bet is on the one year old because that is about Tommy's intelligence level.

Meanwhile, Jake please please please write the narrative for how the BBQ went.

[SadSadSad]

It's Friday, I've had a few spritzers, I feel like opening up... Is it strange that I enjoy wearing colorful, floral muumuus, pretending that I'm Matlock, and wishing that I could spoon Tabitha?:spock:

Okay Boris hasn't checked in since this posting. Is anyone wondering if he's passed out face down wine glass in hand on someone's front lawn? Well, with any luck McGyver will find Boris and save him before the neighbor kids start poking with him with a stick and asking, "Hey, Mrs. Roper, are you dead?"

[Carol]

She looks older than me and I'm in my 40's. Her eyes have very heavy wrinkles for someone in their 30's. (I presume that is her age) She needs Dr. Bucko. And soon. And I agree...she doesn't look like Rachel Ray at all!


Krusty needs Dr. Bucko? Come on now, you can be more creative than that. Look, I hate J & J just as much as the rest of you (hell, I'm even boycotting their whole webpage) but knocking on someone for being (I'm doing some assuming here) natural? You can do better! She annoyed the hell out of me that one morning she was on the show, but honestly, she sounded nice enough! At least she didn't come off like a plastic blonde bimbo, with an infant, hitting on local "big deals" because they have money.

There is no shame in keeping your body the way it is, and staying away from Dr. Bucko. More power to her and her wrinkles :)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Please correct me if I'm wrong (I'm at work and can't search, can't look at the BBQ pictures either) but didn't someone post here that they knew someone that knew THAT GIRL (Michelle) and she had a SON, not a daughter? I also got the impression that the boy was a similar age to Tommy's kids as they all went out TP-ing together.

Was I dreaming all that?

[wonkatania]

This Past Friday, My wife and I went to see the play “Triple Espresso” at the Horton Grand Theatre in Downtown. The Play was actually funny and entertaining.

However, I am not here to tell you about the play. What I am here to tell you is that about one-fourth into the play one of the three entertainers chose a “volunteer” from the audience to go up to the stage and hold some cards up detailing the lyrics of a song they were having the audience participate in.

Low and behold who should it be that’s brought up to the stage from the audience to fulfill this very important duty but Jeff Detrow of Jeff & Jer. And yes, his wife was there in the audience as well.

If you ever have had the honor to visit the Horton Grand Theatre you know that the Theatre is fairly small and it does not take but a few steps to get from one side of the theatre to the other. So Jeff, his wife and another couple who had arrived with them were in plain view from where I was sitting.

Needless to say I met Jeff during intermission and I have to say, he is just a nice, normal, regular guy. I could completely tell he was not faking it either. You know what it was like? It was like meeting a small town guy who moved to a big city. He seemed clueless as to why anyone would want to go up to him and meet him. I could tell right away that he is the kind of person who would go out of his way to help you out if you were in a bind.

I have to say that these are very good qualities to find in someone who is basically a local celebrity.

Well, I have to admit that I have been wrong about Jeff. I had thought the whole innocent-Christian persona on the radio was an act, but I was wrong. I am even willing to bet that he is just one of those nice guys people love to take advantage of. You know the type, right? The kind that can’t do enough to make people happy only to have those same people take advantage of you, use you and finally kick you out into the cold.

Anyway, if there was something worth salvaging from the showgram it would definitely be Jeff. Just thought I’d share my experience with you.

[insightbyjake]

Okay I'm trying to avoid going on the website so it doesn't look like they are getting a million hits but I had to see the chick who is really stupid and dating the "reformed" Tommy. There are two blondes in the picture so my question is which one is That Girl. My bet is on the one year old because that is about Tommy's intelligence level.

Meanwhile, Jake please please please write the narrative for how the BBQ went.

I glanced at the photos....too many smiling kids and happy familes to start the "wondering" process that precedes the writing. Sorry....

Although..I'm thinking Laura might have a good chance for "Breaking and Entering Christmas" this year -- and that could be a good piece.

P.S. You folks are kind. I thank you for enjoying some of the stuff that falls out of my head.

[11ListenerNot]

Tomorrow I start my diet and I’m actually going to workout. I’m going to do Mission Bay, Deanza Cove, Fiesta Island (walking and biking it)……I’m really excited about the 2nd half of the year in my working out and eating right.
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Tommy, start your friggin diet already, and quit just talking about in in EVERY (sorry) blog. :dead:

Also, did anyone notice that he didn't use nearly as many caps in the blog from today?

[RowdyOne]

Also, did anyone notice that he didn't use nearly as many caps in the blog from today? Yeah, I noticed that too in some recent blogs and posted the same question on this thread a few pages back, then caught myself pulling a Dilbert. You and I both noticed, so we can answer our own question. I think he's cutting down on the CAPS and at least using some of them more appropriately. He might be paying attention to this thread and the many emails he probably got about it. D'ya think?:wavey2:

[iamsheens]

Thats great someone actually had an encounter with someone on the showgram and they ended up being nice...B.T.W. Triple Espresso is one of my favorite plays, I love it, its so funny def. worth seeing if your needing a good laugh!

Anyways I may have missed it but are the pics of the BBQ on their website? I wish their site wasnt blocked at work...I hate to spend my free time checkin their site out. haha

And I wonder if Jeff and Jer are trying to push Laura's button with stuff such as the rehab game that was on the show this morning....I'd be pissed if I were her...then again she doesn't take her rehab seriously so I guess thats why she is okay with this sorta stuff....

[iamsheens]

Tomorrow I start my diet and I’m actually going to workout. I’m going to do Mission Bay, Deanza Cove, Fiesta Island (walking and biking it)……I’m really excited about the 2nd half of the year in my working out and eating right.
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Tommy, start your friggin diet already, and quit just talking about in in EVERY (sorry) blog. :dead:

Also, did anyone notice that he didn't use nearly as many caps in the blog from today?


I dont understand his blog....if he has been working out and eating right all year then why is he now starting a diet tommorow? He musta replased.....probably like Laura and her addictions....

[Himmie]

This Past Friday, My wife and I went to see the play “Triple Espresso” at the Horton Grand Theatre in Downtown. The Play was actually funny and entertaining.

However, I am not here to tell you about the play. What I am here to tell you is that about one-fourth into the play one of the three entertainers chose a “volunteer” from the audience to go up to the stage and hold some cards up detailing the lyrics of a song they were having the audience participate in.

Low and behold who should it be that’s brought up to the stage from the audience to fulfill this very important duty but Jeff Detrow of Jeff & Jer. And yes, his wife was there in the audience as well.

If you ever have had the honor to visit the Horton Grand Theatre you know that the Theatre is fairly small and it does not take but a few steps to get from one side of the theatre to the other. So Jeff, his wife and another couple who had arrived with them were in plain view from where I was sitting.

Needless to say I met Jeff during intermission and I have to say, he is just a nice, normal, regular guy. I could completely tell he was not faking it either. You know what it was like? It was like meeting a small town guy who moved to a big city. He seemed clueless as to why anyone would want to go up to him and meet him. I could tell right away that he is the kind of person who would go out of his way to help you out if you were in a bind.

I have to say that these are very good qualities to find in someone who is basically a local celebrity.

Well, I have to admit that I have been wrong about Jeff. I had thought the whole innocent-Christian persona on the radio was an act, but I was wrong. I am even willing to bet that he is just one of those nice guys people love to take advantage of. You know the type, right? The kind that can’t do enough to make people happy only to have those same people take advantage of you, use you and finally kick you out into the cold.

Anyway, if there was something worth salvaging from the showgram it would definitely be Jeff. Just thought I’d share my experience with you.

Sorry, he has been divorced twiced, married 3 times to women who keep getting younger and younger. He keeps bringing kids into the world while the old kids get the short end of the stick! His first set of kids didn't even live instate. Not very goodie two shoes to me!

[Khaki454]

Also, did anyone notice that he didn't use nearly as many caps in the blog from today?


Another thing that I've noticed (but haven't seen any mention of here) is the fact that he isn't writing blogs 16 times a day! Is FH (or Toady) starting to take our advice?! Nope - just wishful thinking... :rolleyes:

[surfing_texan]

I'm not sure how long ago this was, but does anybody here remember when the group all wrote songs and sang them on air? Anybody recall what Laura's was about?

[surfing_texan]

My husband and I were talking this afternoon about the last time we truly laughed at anything on the show...anybody care to share?

For me (my husband too actually), it was when they did the "Liquid Ass" thing

[listener13]

Tomorrow I start my diet and I’m actually going to workout. I’m going to do Mission Bay, Deanza Cove, Fiesta Island (walking and biking it)……I’m really excited about the 2nd half of the year in my working out and eating right.
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Tommy, start your friggin diet already, and quit just talking about in in EVERY (sorry) blog. :dead:

Also, did anyone notice that he didn't use nearly as many caps in the blog from today?

The diet thing - that's his way of being "cute" - he thinks it's cute that he keeps doing that.

Here's what's not cute, Toady - YOU! You are not cute. Next time you're down at Roadrunner Sports getting your free shoes because you plug them in your blogs so much - take a look at your ass in a three-way mirror - and remember, you're NOT in a funhouse.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

it was when they did the "Liquid Ass" thing

I've listened to them for years, but don't remember this bit - can you refresh my memory??

[MissThany]

This Past Friday, My wife and I went to see the play “Triple Espresso” at the Horton Grand Theatre in Downtown. The Play was actually funny and entertaining.

However, I am not here to tell you about the play. What I am here to tell you is that about one-fourth into the play one of the three entertainers chose a “volunteer” from the audience to go up to the stage and hold some cards up detailing the lyrics of a song they were having the audience participate in.

Low and behold who should it be that’s brought up to the stage from the audience to fulfill this very important duty but Jeff Detrow of Jeff & Jer. And yes, his wife was there in the audience as well.

If you ever have had the honor to visit the Horton Grand Theatre you know that the Theatre is fairly small and it does not take but a few steps to get from one side of the theatre to the other. So Jeff, his wife and another couple who had arrived with them were in plain view from where I was sitting.

Needless to say I met Jeff during intermission and I have to say, he is just a nice, normal, regular guy. I could completely tell he was not faking it either. You know what it was like? It was like meeting a small town guy who moved to a big city. He seemed clueless as to why anyone would want to go up to him and meet him. I could tell right away that he is the kind of person who would go out of his way to help you out if you were in a bind.

I have to say that these are very good qualities to find in someone who is basically a local celebrity.

Well, I have to admit that I have been wrong about Jeff. I had thought the whole innocent-Christian persona on the radio was an act, but I was wrong. I am even willing to bet that he is just one of those nice guys people love to take advantage of. You know the type, right? The kind that can’t do enough to make people happy only to have those same people take advantage of you, use you and finally kick you out into the cold.

Anyway, if there was something worth salvaging from the showgram it would definitely be Jeff. Just thought I’d share my experience with you.

This makes me happy to read and does line up with my two times meeting him. Very kind of you to share this, wonks.

[surfing_texan]

I've listened to them for years, but don't remember this bit - can you refresh my memory??

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/SANDIEGO-CA/JAJ-IP/liquid%20ass%20test%201.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=SANDIEGO-CA&NG_FORMAT=personality&SITE_ID=3336&STATION_ID=JAJ-IP&PCAST_AUTHOR=Little_Tommy&PCAST_CAT=PodCast&PCAST_TITLE=Jeff_%26_Jer_Showgram
there are several other sound clips from the Liquid Ass bit under multimedia/podcast section...stuff they did in the studio, and also a clip where they send Tommy into a Starbucks with it

[longcommute]

Anyone else notice there is never a pic of Tommy showing his teeth? He always has this weird pursed look on his face. Not even really smiling. Wonder if he has bad teeth?

[longcommute]

Here's "THAT girl" and yeah, she does kinda look like Laura.

Well, that didn't work--try this:
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home//cc-common/mlib/3372/08/3372_11864054111.jpg&wmax=446&hmax=410&quality=90

[longcommute]

She must have another kid because I doubt the tot in the baby carrier goes TPing.

[cheekymonkey]

Krusty needs Dr. Bucko? Come on now, you can be more creative than that. Look, I hate J & J just as much as the rest of you (hell, I'm even boycotting their whole webpage) but knocking on someone for being (I'm doing some assuming here) natural? You can do better! She annoyed the hell out of me that one morning she was on the show, but honestly, she sounded nice enough! At least she didn't come off like a plastic blonde bimbo, with an infant, hitting on local "big deals" because they have money.

There is no shame in keeping your body the way it is, and staying away from Dr. Bucko. More power to her and her wrinkles :)


Ok Miss Carol, I was pretty bitchy. I was on a roll with the Rachel Ray thing and got carried away. You are definitely right and noone should have to go see Dr. Bucko just because. They could be her life lines that show.

I must have been caught up in a "Laura" moment.
Sorry Krusty!!! Keep smiling!! :cheers:

[mel41099]

Krusten is 35-36. She's 15 years younger than Jeff. So slightly older than Katie and Cabot.

[EmpressJ]

Longcommute- sorry, that's not Michelle...or at least I'm pretty sure of it since I saw her last year at a wedding and I doubt she changed that much OR had a baby.

Oh crap..you guys dragged me back in with your 'oh so hilarious' comments and my obvious taste for car crash looky-loos. Like I don't have anything better to do other than being the elitist, double posting, NPR-listening, gay-lover. Damn my perfect life!(Twitch.) (Oh yes. I love the French and I've been to Italy. Carry on.)

[EmpressJ]

Lips is a Transgender theme bar filled with out-of-towners and grandma's ordering martini's and hootin' it up--- not a lesbian bar. For that you need to go to the Flame. Do your homework please.

[shello]

What does this mean?

Lips is a Transgender theme bar filled with out-of-towners and grandma's ordering martini's and hootin' it up--- not a lesbian bar. For that you need to go to the Flame. Do your homework please.

On another note, go to www.craigslist.com and the California, then San Diego section. Where it has the personals section, click on Rants and Raves and type in Tommy or LTS. Then check out what many folks are saying about Little Tommy.:fro:

[Wabbitsd]

Methinks EmpressJ (And I'm not at all impressed, by the way) is in a do-or-die finish to outdo Dilbert.

Glad to hear about your weekend hangouts, dear.

[>>Archer>]

Did anyone catch the conversation around 7 that had J&J talking about upcoming plans for the fall? It kind of sounded like the contracts negotiations are over.
I guess we'll still have a meeting place for the next couple of years.

[loriraesd]

That Craig's List Rants $ Raves board is pretty disgusting....I'd rather hang out here...... :gle:

[11ListenerNot]

I think I just realized why I wake up earlier than usual these days. When I woke up a few minutes ago, I was immediately looking for the TV remote to go to CNN Headline News to see how Robin Meade looked this morning and to find out how she did her hair this morning. Robin Meade is so beautiful that I have a TV crush on her. She starts at 3am, so I think I’m up now because she’s on and I’m finding out everything I need to know from her, because she is so hot. Today she’s wearing her hair up, but yesterday it was down and it was the most amazing thing ever.
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Thank God she doesn't live in San Diego. He would probably be stalking her.

Also, it's been confirmed:

COMING SOON: Live from Tommy and Laura’s Place!!!!!!!!!

ughhhhhhh:puke:

[11ListenerNot]

I was enjoying my breakfast this morning and turned to j and j when my usual station was doing commercials, and I was listening to Jeff describe his birthmark on his butt. He said it was shaped like lips.

At that point I lost my breakfast

[11ListenerNot]

Oh crap..you guys dragged me back in with your 'oh so hilarious' comments and my obvious taste for car crash looky-loos. Like I don't have anything better to do other than being the elitist, double posting, NPR-listening, gay-lover. Damn my perfect life!(Twitch.) (Oh yes. I love the French and I've been to Italy. Carry on.)
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Jerry, is that you?:disa:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Also, it's been confirmed:

COMING SOON: Live from Tommy and Laura’s Place!!!!!!!!!

ughhhhhhh:puke:

Oh, no! I cannot imagine how that train wreck got approved.

Also, did anyone catch the King Stahlman Bond ad that they ran around 7:20 this morning? It's not bad enough that Tommy is shilling for the King, but now he's got Eddie chiming in, too?

"Eddie, who do you call if Daddy is in Jail?"

Yikes.

[RowdyOne]

Now they're broadcasting the "Adult Price is Right" game with detailed descriptions of the sex products and how they are used. This supposed to be family-friendly? I bet all the moms & dads at home with kids under 16 would have run to turn off the radio with this one. Heck, I turned it off just for myself!

[mel41099]

Also, did anyone catch the King Stahlman Bond ad that they ran around 7:20 this morning? It's not bad enough that Tommy is shilling for the King, but now he's got Eddie chiming in, too?

"Eddie, who do you call if Daddy is in Jail?"

Yikes.

OMG you have got to be kidding. Amused - are you listening?????? Did you know Eddie was doing that?????????????????????????????????????

[RowdyOne]

OMG you have got to be kidding. Amused - are you listening?????? Did you know Eddie was doing that?????????????????????????????????????I am sure that Amused is peeking in from time to time. This must break her heart, knowing how her kids are exploited.

[BecInCA]

Oh, no! I cannot imagine how that train wreck got approved.

Also, did anyone catch the King Stahlman Bond ad that they ran around 7:20 this morning? It's not bad enough that Tommy is shilling for the King, but now he's got Eddie chiming in, too?

"Eddie, who do you call if Daddy is in Jail?"

Yikes.

I couldn't believe my ears when I heard this as well on my way to work this morning. WTF? It's bad enough that FH shills for King Stahlman, but for God's sake, leave your kid out of it! When my kids were Eddie's age, I'm pretty sure that they didn't even know what a bail bond was. Eddie might not have a clue either. Maybe FH can provide Eddie with his own personal experiences in order to better explain how bail bonds work. If I were Amused (Danelle), I would pulling this ad ASAP to protect my kid. Just my two cents... :gle:

[longcommute]

[QUOTE=EmpressJ]Longcommute- sorry, that's not Michelle...or at least I'm pretty sure of it since I saw her last year at a wedding and I doubt she changed that much OR had a baby.
[QUOTE]
The pic is titled "THAT girl" on the 94.1 website.

[Jer]

Now they're broadcasting the "Adult Price is Right" game with detailed descriptions of the sex products and how they are used. This supposed to be family-friendly? I bet all the moms & dads at home with kids under 16 would have run to turn off the radio with this one. Heck, I turned it off just for myself!

I thought the same thing - it's always amazed me that a show that seems to pursue the soccer mom-we-love-our-kids demographic preaches wholesomeness on the one hand and then abruptly switches to yet another of Jerry's perverted bits.

Another thing has always bothered me - while I thought the Cranky calls were funny, face it - it's basically just a prank phone call to somebody who is either at home or busy at work.

Could you imagine crank calling Jerry at home? Doubt if it would be all chuckles and backslapping. Prank call Jeff in the middle of the night? "God did not put me on this earth to listen to foul mouthed individuals like you. Good Day!"

Just a guess....

[Carol]

I thought the same thing - it's always amazed me that a show that seems to pursue the soccer mom-we-love-our-kids demographic preaches wholesomeness on the one hand and then abruptly switches to yet another of Jerry's perverted bits.


This is more of a commenting on parenting styles these days, than knock Jeff and Jer but....

I almost feel that the Soccer mom-we-love-our-kids bits, and the perverted bits are all reaching to the same demographic. There are tons of "trying to be cool parents" out there (Exhibit A: Tommy and Laura) who are passive as well as indulgent and allow thier children to do plenty of activities that are not appropriate for their childrens age group (personal opinion) Parents like this seem like they would keep the raido turned up, while they are in the car taking their 11 yr old to the "must see" R rated movie, or taking their 12 yr old to buy make-up at the M.A.C. Counter so they can cake on the eyeliner.

[11ListenerNot]

She has a diary entry today. I guess she woke up from her nap (ha)

[Himmie]

She has a diary entry today. I guess she woke up from her nap (ha)


LOL!!!

[FormerSanDiegan]

Here's an interesting link:

http://detrows.smugmug.com/

:)

[Jer]

Here's an interesting link:

http://detrows.smugmug.com/

:)

Something tells me this is about to get ugly.....

[BecInCA]

Something tells me this is about to get ugly.....

Wow- his girls look just like Nina!

[YoungAmerican]

Here's an interesting link:

http://detrows.smugmug.com/

:)

Very nice find, how do you guys find this stuff??? This is absolutely one of the most scariest pictures I've ever seen!!! Pam is a freakin clown and Jerry, sheeh what a lush.

http://detrows.smugmug.com/photos/152433331-M.jpg

[SadSadSad]

How do you guys find these links? Anyways, Craig's List thing is scary with some very graphic pics and some pretty ugly language. The Detrow family pics, oh no, Kristin, why did you make that public?

Meanwhile with all you hear about internet predators why would anyone put up their kids pictures with their names, ages, and interests for all to access? Keep things private, password protected and only let friends and family see that stuff.

[YoungAmerican]

Krusten looks pretty "chunky" in some of those pictures. And I just can't seem to get over how Jeff looks so much like those caricature drawings you can have done at the amusement parks. Really scary. Does anyone want to bet on how long it takes this site to come down or be restricted?? Then we will all know for sure "they" are reading this site.

[Wabbitsd]

I keep having my "Monk" moment, and I want to knock that something, I-don't-know-what-it-is but it shouldn't be there....right out from between Pam's eyes.

[Layla]

Never having seen Pam before, I could NOT for the LIFE of me UNDERSTAND WHY she liked those Old Navy Tshirt things so much. Now. I do.
Ugh.

CAPS were on PURPOSE :)

[listener13]

You're right, Sadx3 - there are so many predators out there, and basically, she's giving away the farm. And, that site will be yanked down in the next couple of days - they read this board - you know they do.

Read Laura's Diary - she's even doing dancing the lazy way out - instead of stretching - she's shopping for shoes. It's called a weekend - you do that crap on the weekend. Never any mention of meetings anymore, huh? I think this dancing thing is because she THINKS she's going to get into shape and it worked on "Dancing with the Stars", and she is a "big deal" so it should definitely work for her, too. Except, they did it for 8 hours a day, every day. And, oh, they probably stretched and bought their shoes on a WEEKEND. Whatever.

And what's with Tommy's blog? Same one twice? Whoever is doing their website (Pacey) - dumb.

[listener13]

Never having seen Pam before, I could NOT for the LIFE of me UNDERSTAND WHY she liked those Old Navy Tshirt things so much. Now. I do.
Ugh.

CAPS were on PURPOSE :)

Krusten: Don't get so tight on a shot of the elderly and alcoholics! Zoom out!

[yourmama]

Very nice find, how do you guys find this stuff??? This is absolutely one of the most scariest pictures I've ever seen!!! Pam is a freakin clown and Jerry, sheeh what a lush.

http://detrows.smugmug.com/photos/152433331-M.jpg

OMG, doesn't she have one of those temporary glue on jewels?
but why??????

[Jer]

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165258009-L-LB

Dave, Laura, and..... Boris - is that you sitting at the bar?

[shello]

Yep, Jer looks like a drinker to me! And Pam? I will reserve comment because she's never said anything on-air that bugged me.

About Laura: I am baffled by the dance lessons. I know she likes to recreate, but why dancing? I think I also read something in the Union-Tribune that said she was partnering up with Chris Cantori for a dancing event. Yikes! Even worse outfits and hairstyles enter my mind. And weren't they really close once?

I think Charlie is getting a FREE Hummingbird Smoothie from Robek's. It's in her blog, so I bet she won't have to pay for them now.

Maybe commercials are next....hmmmmm-

Yes, they could sound like this.... "My name is Charlie Cain, son of 'I am a Big Deal Laura Cain' and I love Robek's. I get their Hummingbird Smoothies whenever my mom is feeling down that she screwed up our family."

[11ListenerNot]

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3...165258009-L-LB

Dave, Laura, and..... Boris - is that you sitting at the bar?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it's helper boy Randy. They all look sloshed!:cheers:

[tabatha23]

OMG, doesn't she have one of those temporary glue on jewels?
but why??????

I think they went to eat at an Indian Restaurant...so she dressed for the part.

[KittyKCammyKat]

About Laura: I am baffled by the dance lessons. I know she likes to recreate, but why dancing?

I addressed this a few posts back. I guess no one bothered to notice since I didn't say anything more disparaging!

[Ritchie]

About Laura: I am baffled by the dance lessons. I know she likes to recreate, but why dancing? I think I also read something in the Union-Tribune that said she was partnering up with Chris Cantori for a dancing event. Yikes! Even worse outfits and hairstyles enter my mind. And weren't they really close once?

Chris was part of the morning show a while back. Maybe the 106 days.

Every time I tune in these days Laura is talking. I miss the rehab days. The show still sucked but at least I didn't want to shove a bic pen in my ear.

[Wabbitsd]

" addressed this a few posts back. I guess no one bothered to notice since I didn't say anything more disparaging! "

Hey, meowwww kitty ... don't get offended, rememeber, some of this stuff is so mind-numbing and emotionally scarring, many of us just can't keep it in our minds...why, look at Dilbert, he's got a turrible case of just this problem!!!!

That's why we are here, to help one another...do not scratch your own eyes out, we are here!!!!

IS Mary Murphy the same woman who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?

[11ListenerNot]

Maybe she’s reading those BS threads about me and she’s believing them. Oh well! J
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Ah ha! So Tommy you are reading this! I would suggest that you don't call what we write BS. There are too many contradictory (sp) things said about you on a regular basis from others.

[tabatha23]

I addressed this a few posts back. I guess no one bothered to notice since I didn't say anything more disparaging!

LOL

[YoungAmerican]

From Fathead's blog this afternoon.
think I better introduce my mom to Michelle, but that might confuse her, because people say she and Laura kind of look a like. It’s so funny how my mom is really into this DIRT about me and Laura. Maybe she’s reading those BS threads about me and she’s believing them. Oh well!
BS eh Fathead? I think NOT! And also, though "Hustle & Flow" is an academy award winning movie, it is rated "R" for a reason and letting your 10 and 12 year old kids watch it IS NOT good parenting. But I forgot, your 12 already wears makeup and in your own words is, what did you say, 12 going on 20, or something to that effect and as far as your son, you already said you want him to be just like you and you were "dorking" at that age, or so you've just about said. Danelle, are you reading this????? Jeez,

[RowdyOne]

OOH, FH really does have teeth!

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165257915-L-LB

[SadSadSad]

BS Threads = Brilliantly Said Threads

The truth will always prevail, Mr. Sablan. By the way, Rosa could just be reading your blogs and realize your a PIG from your own words. Ever hear of a little thing called continuity? You seem to lack that in the "story" of your life. If you're telling the truth the contradictions wouldn't be so glaring. It's amusing for us, its sad for you and the people around you. You lie, you cheat, and you beat women. Ain't no doubt about it. But I know its hard for you to look in the mirror and analyze who you truly are. That mug is pretty damn harsh to eye.

[cheekymonkey]

BS Threads = Brilliantly Said Threads

The truth will always prevail, Mr. Sablan. By the way, Rosa could just be reading your blogs and realize your a PIG from your own words. Ever hear of a little thing called continuity? You seem to lack that in the "story" of your life. If you're telling the truth the contradictions wouldn't be so glaring. It's amusing for us, its sad for you and the people around you. You lie, you cheat, and you beat women. Ain't no doubt about it. But I know its hard for you to look in the mirror and analyze who you truly are. That mug is pretty damn harsh to eye.


The really sad part about it is that Tommy needs to come to terms with his whole "SYBIL" persona. He has this public image he's trying so hard to uphold and yet, in his blogs, his pigness comes out 10fold. If he would just admit and act like himself, a real jerk and a$$, I'd be more inclined to have some respect for him. But he hides behind the microphone and lures people in.

Heck, he may even be likeable to some degree if he were just himself!

:nuts:

[mel41099]

I just wanted to say hello and I’m going to take a nap

Do these people do anything besides nap????

[RowdyOne]

Is this Debbie?

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165256268-M-LB

[BebeSD]

Is this Debbie?

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165256268-M-LB

Yep!

[Daisy CA]

Has anyone else noticed that Tommy's countless blogs never seem to mention him spending time with any of his guy friends? He talks about his family, kids, the Showgram, THAT GIRL, and all his female friends from high school. Don't ya think after growing up in this area that he'd have a couple male buddies to hang out with, maybe go shoot some baskets or grab a pizza? That seems a little odd to me...

[iamsheens]

Now they're broadcasting the "Adult Price is Right" game with detailed descriptions of the sex products and how they are used. This supposed to be family-friendly? I bet all the moms & dads at home with kids under 16 would have run to turn off the radio with this one. Heck, I turned it off just for myself!

Hmmmm considering their target audience they say is soccer moms....this doesn't seem to make sense to have this game on the air...well I guess parents need to have the birds and bee's talk with their kids, why not on the way to school with everyone's fav showgram? Seriously that is so tacky! I'd be so offended if I were a parent. I can only imagine what items were mentioned on the air....was it at least funny? I bet I know who came up with that idea.....

As for Tommy's blogs I cant believe he wakes up so early to watch the girl on cnn....and thank god she doesn't live here cause the poor girl would be stalked. I wonder how he is able to get away with the stuff he writes about. It seems so degrading and makes him seem like a pig. You'd think the station would have some sort of code of ethics they stand by or something....seriously tommy gives me the creeps...

Oh and I wanted to make a comment about how I noticed that Jeff and Jer aren't the only dj's always on a vacation. Here in Mo the dj's seem to be on vacation every other month for at least a couple days if not weeks at a time. It must be rough to be a dj...maybe that is why I am getting a degree in Media I want to experience the struggles of working 4 hours a day and having countless vacations....sounds like a horrible way to make a living. haha

Oh and I think someone posted saying that the webcam at tommy and laura's place is happening....guess that means Laura isn't moving anytime soon. I wonder how THAT GIRL feels about Laura living with Tommy...I'd have a problem with it if he were my boyfriend, but blah that idea freaks me out....ugh poor THAT GIRL...she has no idea what she has gotten herself into...although im not sure I feel that bad for her.

Anyways guess thats all for me today! Have a good night everyone...

[KittyKCammyKat]

IS Mary Murphy the same woman who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?

I have never heard of Mrs. Murphy's Chowder! Is it any good? I'm a sucker for a good chowder!

Mary Murphy is San Diego's own ballroom dancing champ & judge on So You Think You Can Dance. She's best known for her ear-piercing shrieks and her ridiculous catchphrases ("You've just earned yourself a ticket on the hot tamale train!!!").

I don't know who bugs me more: Laura or Mary...

On a different note...has anybody seen Rick Moorten's myspace? He is the hotness! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=51256505

[iamsheens]

Has anyone else noticed that Tommy's countless blogs never seem to mention him spending time with any of his guy friends? He talks about his family, kids, the Showgram, THAT GIRL, and all his female friends from high school. Don't ya think after growing up in this area that he'd have a couple male buddies to hang out with, maybe go shoot some baskets or grab a pizza? That seems a little odd to me...

Guys don't have boobs and he doesn't have a chance to swoon guys with all that charm he has...that's my guess at why he never mentions guy friends....

actually he has a chance to swoon guys....I bet he'd be successful at it.

[KittyKCammyKat]

Tommy has no male friends because they're on to him and his wife/girlfriend stealing ways!

[RowdyOne]

Hmmmm considering their target audience they say is soccer moms....this doesn't seem to make sense to have this game on the air...well I guess parents need to have the birds and bee's talk with their kids, why not on the way to school with everyone's fav showgram? Seriously that is so tacky! I'd be so offended if I were a parent. I can only imagine what items were mentioned on the air....was it at least funny? I bet I know who came up with that idea.....

Re the Adult Price is Right, no, it was not funny at all, and I am NO prude (caps intended and appropriate). The start of it, which was the only part I heard, was just silly, wrong for this time slot, and definitely not for kids. Jer read the name and "directions" for each product, which were very specific as to which body parts, toys, feathers, etc. etc., to use with it. He seemed to really enjoy the telling. Sounds like he'd been in the SinStations store a lot lately. Birds and bees it was not.

When you get your degree in media, come back to SD - connect with Jake, Wonka, Sad3, and the other clever posters here, and do a show that's worth listening to!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I just googled "Laura Cain Dance" and this popped up....explains a lot!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070805/news_lz1a05benefit.html

Guess she better quit napping and start practicing - she only has until September 15th!

[listener13]

OMG! That Detrow photo site is a hoot! Kudos to whoever found it.

Here's a great shot - looks like Leroy Brown was jealous about the dead animal on Jeff's head, and he tried to eat it off.
http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2803896#152429413

That site is just pages and pages of fodder for fun for US!

[olddog]

Debbie looks really cute. What's up with that Randy? Maybe her parents don't want her marrying him cause he's not asian. Or he's too old for her.

[listener13]

I just googled "Laura Cain Dance" and this popped up....explains a lot!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070805/news_lz1a05benefit.html

Guess she better quit napping and start practicing - she only has until September 15th!

Well, you had to figure she was doing it for some "limelight" purpose other than just for the exercise. It's a "look at me, look at me, I'm the prettiest girl in the room" tactic. From the sound of her diary, she's going to be the one in the limelight for not having shoes or a proper outfit because that stuff interferes with "naptime at the Sablan hovel"

I dunno, if it were me, I'd be putting all of my energy into 1) trying to repair my marriage 2) spending as much time as I could with my kids 3) going to freaking AA meetings 4) working. Not trying to find yet another way to embarrass myself in a public setting.

[shello]

Listener13 said: "I dunno, if it were me, I'd be putting all of my energy into 1) trying to repair my marriage 2) spending as much time as I could with my kids 3) going to freaking AA meetings 4) working. Not trying to find yet another way to embarrass myself in a public setting."

No kidding. I would be spending as much time as I could with my kids and getting ready for the life I envisioned once I moved back in. Marriage counseling on my own...whatever.

I would find an AA sponsor (has one been mentioned?) maybe a life coach too. I would start learning to cook (Laura, not me... I know how and love to) so I can have family meals every night in my new Bardon kitchen , and maybe I would get involved with a cause so I had a purpose. Maybe she can work with women or people who need to get back on track. I don't know what the experts say, but helping people might be good, esp. for someone with so much time on her hands.

Excess time + excess money = big trouble. Just look at young hollywood and pro athletes.

[surfing_texan]

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165255865-L-LB

The booze bunch supporting Laura's habit!

[Dilbert-1985]

It sure sounds like Laura doesn't give a BLANK about her marriage dissolving and that her kids aren't the top priority. Her priority is to live in San Diego's version of the "Big Brother" house with Little Tommy (and be seen on the webcam), and to work up to her dancing debut on TV in September. I have a feeling she will be spending lotsa time getting ready for the dancing on TV, which is going to be time away from her kids, and leaving no time to deal with Dave. If there is any reason left for her to deal with Dave or do anything like go to counseling about her marriage.

And what about Tommy and his girlfriend? Yep, I wonder how happy the girlfriend can be that Tommy has someone else living at his house?

And sadly, Tommy said he wants to introduce the girlfriend to his mother, but his mom might think it's Laura because they look similar. I think Mrs. Sablan might have symptoms of dementia or Alzheimer's if Tommy thinks she would be all confused about meeting someone and thinking it's someone else.

[LisaP]

Hey Laura, remember this guy?

http://detrows.smugmug.com/photos/165258009-M.jpg

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Where did you guys see the confirmation that they are actually going to do this? Tommy's Blog? Laura's Blog? Someplace on the J&J website or somewhere online?

I've looked and looked and I must be blind....I'm not finding it anywhere in black & white that they are committed to doing it.

Inquiring minds want to know :)

[Texasgirl]

Meanwhile with all you hear about internet predators why would anyone put up their kids pictures with their names, ages, and interests for all to access? Keep things private, password protected and only let friends and family see that stuff.

This quote refers to Jeff's kids, but I think it applies double to Tommy's. He posts Vanessa's picture often, talks about where she lives, and discusses her physical development. You don't have to be a genius to read between the lines that when the kids are at Tommy's for the weekend, and he is off at some event, work, or hike (the kids don't accompany him each and every time) that they are probably home alone. And remember the night they TP'd the neighbors while Tommy was sound asleep? My profession involves working with children and it really scares me when I hear details of what Tommy considers acceptable parenting. Just typing this I thought of half a dozen more examples that put his kids at risk. If I were his ex, I would document everything. You may never need it, but just in case.

P.S. I appreciate the judicious use of Mr. Vomit...

[Khaki454]

Look what I found...I guess things really hadn't changed since when this was issued...

http://www.johnandsharon.com/star1007/

**Scroll down a bit...


-Edited to fix link

[Jer]

I just googled "Laura Cain Dance" and this popped up....explains a lot!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070805/news_lz1a05benefit.html

Guess she better quit napping and start practicing - she only has until September 15th!

Boy, a real treasure trove of celebrity talent.... And look who gets top billing.

Sounds like a real crowd pleaser.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Look what I found...I guess things really hadn't changed since when this was issued...

http://www.johnandsharon.com/star1007/

**Scroll down a bit...


Ding-Ding-Ding!!! We have a winner!!!

Oh, my - that was a bit of scrolling and reading, but what you are talking about is totally hysterical...and probably way closer to reality than either Tommy or Laura will EVER admit!

Good Sleuthing, Khaki454, you get the Gold Star for today:wow:

[RowdyOne]

Where did you guys see the confirmation that they are actually going to do this? Tommy's Blog? Laura's Blog? Someplace on the J&J website or somewhere online?

I've looked and looked and I must be blind....I'm not finding it anywhere in black & white that they are committed to doing it.

Inquiring minds want to know :)

I'm not the one who posted that the webcam was coming, but I swear I read it on the J&J home page this morning as an aside under the photo of Tommy (his blog photo). But it's not there now! Maybe someone stepped in to stop that bad joke.

[Khaki454]

I'm not the one who posted that the webcam was coming, but I swear I read it on the J&J home page this morning as an aside under the photo of Tommy (his blog photo). But it's not there now! Maybe someone stepped in to stop that bad joke.


No, I KNOW (caps intended) I read that on the site their site this morning underneath the link to Tommy's blog...after I read it, I decided to boycott the site - don't know why I didn't do it sooner :|

[cheekymonkey]

Tommy has no male friends because they're on to him and his wife/girlfriend stealing ways!


I can't imagine what guys he would hang out with. Jeff takes Randy with him on vacation and has other buddies, Jer has his buddies, the German dude he and Pam vaca with, but you are right...Tommy doesn't speak of any guys he just sits and hangs with.


And guys can sniff out other guys like FH right away.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

It seems like the only time Tommy has buddies is at "Breaking & Entering Christmas" when his Chula Vista "hoodlum" buddies help him out...

[cheekymonkey]

The title said Courtney Catch Predator. This is Jeff's daughter, right? Does she work on this catch a predator show as bait?

Is that not a DANGEROUS thing to post if it is her?
Am I posting a Dilbert?




http://detrows.smugmug.com/photos/165247993-M.jpg

[OneKidOneDogMom]

The title said Courtney Catch Predator. This is Jeff's daughter, right? Does she work on this catch a predator show as bait?

Katy is Jeff's older daughter, his other two are Laura and Elisabeth (Liz, as Kristen likes to call her)...

I think Courtney may be a cousin or niece of Kristen's - but that is just a guess.

[cheekymonkey]

Katy is Jeff's older daughter, his other two are Laura and Elisabeth (Liz, as Kristen likes to call her)...

I think Courtney may be a cousin or niece of Kristen's - but that is just a guess.


Thanks darlin!

[insightbyjake]

From Fathead's blog this afternoon.
think I better introduce my mom to Michelle, but that might confuse her, because people say she and Laura kind of look a like. It’s so funny how my mom is really into this DIRT about me and Laura. Maybe she’s reading those BS threads about me and she’s believing them. Oh well!
BS eh Fathead? I think NOT! And also, though "Hustle & Flow" is an academy award winning movie, it is rated "R" for a reason and letting your 10 and 12 year old kids watch it IS NOT good parenting. But I forgot, your 12 already wears makeup and in your own words is, what did you say, 12 going on 20, or something to that effect and as far as your son, you already said you want him to be just like you and you were "dorking" at that age, or so you've just about said. Danelle, are you reading this????? Jeez,

Tommy's Blog August 8, 2007 12:30 am

"Okay, I think a few people may be commenting on my life cause I've read about the DIRT about me and Laura dorking." (although we are -- JUST KIDDING)

"So I'm gonna say, Eddie and Vanessa are really cool kids cause they have have already been exposed to a divorce and a dad that chases many different women while looking for casual sex (JUST KIDDING), and that lets them know that men chase women and women define themselves by letting men nail them (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN). JUST KIDDING!

So Laura is picking up her brats (JUST KIDDING) and bringing them to the house to trampoline and eat hot dogs while we both lament about our grounded-spouses-that-can't-seem-to-understand- what-it's-like-to-be-married-to-addictive-personalities-who-have-an-insecurity-complex-coupled-by-a-need-to-be-bigger-than-life-"I'm 'a'big'deal"-look-at-me-personality-disorder.

Oh yeah...I START MY DIET TODAY! Although I've been blogging for months about my weight-loss effort....I start my diet today again.

I Learned from Laura, that starting a diet is alot like starting rehab!! It basically involves saying what you're going to do and then....maybe doing it.

If you don't do it, don't worry cause you will still get accolades for f**king up an entire family (or more) while appearing to be a "I'm-the-hippest-40-year-old-mom-on-the-radio-cause-I'm-a-rehab-queen."

My mom wants to know why I'm "dorking" Laura -- and I have to tell her..."It's Michelle Mom! -- not Laura. Just because one blonde, pathetic, suck-up is dorking me, that doesn't mean all blonde, pathetic, suck-ups are dorking me Mom!!!"

Isn't that right Pam?....JUST KIDDING!!!!

[>>Archer>]

Did anyone happen to catch a truly amazing quote from Laura this morning?

She was talking about Britney Spears' wigs, then said...

"Who cares what I think."

Absolutely priceless.

[Ritchie]

The spewgram is pulling a Dilbert this morning.

I think it's funny how they rehash topics and act like it's the first time they talked about it.

Oh, and now Jer is menstruating too. He's a full on chick now.

[11ListenerNot]

I just googled "Laura Cain Dance" and this popped up....explains a lot!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniont...05benefit.html

Guess she better quit napping and start practicing - she only has until September 15th!
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Oh, goody, let's all spend $75.00 to see this disaster!

[krak70]

OOH, FH really does have teeth!

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/3037493#165257915-L-LB

And what's that he's holding...could it be a beer? Nahh, he hasn't had a drink for years, according to his blog, so it must be a bottle of root beer, yeah, that's it.:disa:

What a freek'n liar...he does need those AA meetings if he is lying about his drinking habits...why would you need to lie if you don't think you have a problem.

[yourmama]

anyone catch the segment when someone supposedly emailed in, suspecting her husband having an affair especially since husband would not let her use his cell phone? Tommy chimmed in that he understood, and that 'being one of those people who were like that also, that he understood. Then Laura chims in saying 'wow, did you hear what Tommy just said? then went on to Praise him about fessing up and stepping up. So we should be proud of Tommy for admitting that he has had affairs?

[Ritchie]

anyone catch the segment when someone supposedly emailed in, suspecting her husband having an affair especially since husband would not let her use his cell phone? Tommy chimmed in that he understood, and that 'being one of those people who were like that also, that he understood. Then Laura chims in saying 'wow, did you hear what Tommy just said? then went on to Praise him about fessing up and stepping up. So we should be proud of Tommy for admitting that he has had affairs?

Supposedly mailed in is right.

They did something like this a while ago about the cell phone.

Way to step up Tommy and admit you cheated. And we are expected to believe you are not doing that now.

[Carol]

I had to do it. I had to break my boycott of the website (but still no visiting FH's journal) to bring you this gem.

This nice little quote is in refrence to the US weekly cover they have posted on their website, on which it shows a picture of one of brittney spear's children and in big black font across the front reads HELP!(this it the article where US weekly says that, yet again Brit is a crappy mother, and even asks her oldest son where mommy's "lollypops" are, and p.s. lollypops=ciggs)

What did J& J have to say about the article?
"Here's the cover of the new US Weekly with Britney and her kids on it...they are pretty rough on her!"

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Seriously?!? Brittney does jack crap to show the public she is a fit parent, day in day out you see how she is not available for her children, and just does what she wants, when she wants for herself.....and the J&J sucks-gram thinks US weekly is being a little harsh? Why? Because it all hits a little too close to home, and they don't want their washed up, hag of a co-worker-ex druggie-soon to be back off the wagon-good times only-mother, Laura to feel bad? God forbid.

God forbid someone hold Laura accountable and stand up and say, ya know Laura, I know you had issues with drugs and alchy recently, and you were out of your children's lives for who knows how long. Maybe you should Step up, and show everyone and yourself that you can be a REAL parent, and stop obsessing about shoes, and your weight and yourself, and start working on being a real parent, by yourself, in your own house. Show those children how an individual can bounce back from something like addiction, and make it on their own, instead of freeloading off of a friend, and falling back into the self obsessed persona you had pre-rehab.

but no....they just keep on enabling, not only her, but everyone who they SAY they are helping.



J&J need one of those too popular magnetic ribbon's to stick on all of their cars that reads.
"we support trainwrecks" or "Support enabling"

[OneKidOneDogMom]

believes this bit about finding Pacey a place to stay in Chicago for "DJ School" is REAL?

I can't believe I'm listening to this and they think we're actually believing this.....

And they aren't taking another vacation to go to DJ School this year? Are they sick? They're passing up vacation?

[Smitty]

I just googled "Laura Cain Dance" and this popped up....explains a lot!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniont...05benefit.html

Guess she better quit napping and start practicing - she only has until September 15th!
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Oh, goody, let's all spend $75.00 to see this disaster!

"The contestants are:
Laura Cain of Star 94.1; Chris Cantore of 91X;"

I wonder if Laura Cain will hook up with Chris Cantore again just like old times.

[11ListenerNot]

anyone catch the segment when someone supposedly emailed in, suspecting her husband having an affair especially since husband would not let her use his cell phone? Tommy chimmed in that he understood, and that 'being one of those people who were like that also, that he understood. Then Laura chims in saying 'wow, did you hear what Tommy just said? then went on to Praise him about fessing up and stepping up. So we should be proud of Tommy for admitting that he has had affairs?
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And asking for advise from the showgram regarding this?

With Jeff's track record, and Laura's problems, who could trust their advise?:disa:

[11ListenerNot]

Read Laura's diary today. I believe napping is now her #1 priority in life.

Of course it's all about memememememememememememememememem

[feefifofum]

Read Laura's diary today. I believe napping is now her #1 priority in life.

Of course it's all about memememememememememememememememem

Napping is just another escape mechanism, like drugs and alcohol. Albeit healthier than drugs or alcohol, it sounds like she could really benefit from some psychiatric care if she's not already receiving it. Believe me, I know this from personal experience! :thud:

[momofthree]

11ListenerNot:

You need to give us more specific details. I, too, have boycotted their website and crappy show, so we are all depending on the few who do listen and read their crap to keep us informed of their shenanigans. I nominate 11ListenerNot to do the dirty work for us, that way they can't claim to be the "most read blog". Just trying to keep the web hits down.

[11ListenerNot]

mom, you are absolutely correct. I will be more specific in the future. I rarely listen to the show (only when there is a commercial on my regular station). I do read Laura's diary and Tommy's STUPID (sorry) blog. Thanks for the feedback, I'm fairly new at this.

[mel41099]

Then….oh, yes, then……………….my favorite time of the whole week…."So You Think You Can Dance" time! Cannot wait

Gee...and I'd think her favorite time of the whole week would be seeing her "precious babies" as I believe she likes to call them?

[boris85]

Okay Boris hasn't checked in since this posting. Is anyone wondering if he's passed out face down wine glass in hand on someone's front lawn? Well, with any luck McGyver will find Boris and save him before the neighbor kids start poking with him with a stick and asking, "Hey, Mrs. Roper, are you dead?"

Sorry - just coming up for air...Tabitha wore me out.

[11ListenerNot]

I have no idea why my computer got stuck in all caps. I’m pressing down the cap unlock and it’s still all caps, so I guess my computer is very happy and is excited and shouting out that I’m back on track too.


Love,
Tommy
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On his blog it's all in CAPS. Tommy, I know you did that for our benefit..

[monkeymonkey]

Katy is Jeff's older daughter, his other two are Laura and Elisabeth (Liz, as Kristen likes to call her)...

I think Courtney may be a cousin or niece of Kristen's - but that is just a guess.

I don't think it's the same girl, different hairline. Maybe it just looked like her so they took the picture.

[listener13]

Look what I found...I guess things really hadn't changed since when this was issued...

http://www.johnandsharon.com/star1007/

**Scroll down a bit...


-Edited to fix link

This is the guy that called us a bunch of "HATERS" when we found his soundboard a couple of years ago. I'd rather be called a hater than a loser with a LOT of time on my hands. Seriously, this guy is a stalker in training.

[newgal]

Ok - just a thought. Tommy says he sleeps on the couch, where exactly is he having sex with THAT STUPID GIRL if Laura is in the master bedroom and his kids are there so often? It never sounds as though he goes to her house, always sounds like she comes to his place. We all know that despite what he says that he is a mjor horn dog and if she isn't putting out he would not be wasting his time on her. Just the thought that somebody would actually have sex with that man makes me want to hurl but there are plenty of women out there whose only requirement is that the man have money.

And I don't care how desperate I was, I would rather live in my car than live with a complete and total pig that seems to have no moral compass or respect for anyone. ESPECIALLY (yes, caps were required) if I had kids and really needed to prove that I was capable of taking care of them and providing a safe place for them to be while visiting me. I sure hope that DaveCain keeps track of everything on both of those blogs so that when (notice I say when) the time comes he has some great ammunition to win custody of the kids. They need somebody to look out for them because that dumba$$ that calls herself a mother certainly doesn't think of them first.

[11ListenerNot]

Hey, Jake, when they start doing the show Tommy and Laura's house (or should we say playhouse), we need your take on this

You are hysterical

[Wabbitsd]

So, newgal....you're our insider at GA, so what's the scoop with DaveCain....is he sportin a new chick, or what?

[Ritchie]

This is the guy that called us a bunch of "HATERS" when we found his soundboard a couple of years ago. I'd rather be called a hater than a loser with a LOT of time on my hands. Seriously, this guy is a stalker in training.

I remember that guy. I'm surprised he took his nose out of Jer's butt long enough to come over here and comment.

[Ritchie]

One comment about their web site.

Does anyone other than their site use the words "Click Here" to show that it's a link?

We all know what a link is. We don't need instructions on where to click.

[feefifofum]

I sure hope that DaveCain keeps track of everything on both of those blogs so that when (notice I say when) the time comes he has some great ammunition to win custody of the kids. They need somebody to look out for them because that dumba$$ that calls herself a mother certainly doesn't think of them first.
Good point, but unfortunately the blogs would have no admissibility. They're paid to write them and could defend that all things said are part of the "persona" they portray on the radio. Of course, we all know that's crap since they pride themselves on being so "real".

[feefifofum]

One comment about their web site.

Does anyone other than their site use the words "Click Here" to show that it's a link?

We all know what a link is. We don't need instructions on where to click.

It's for Dilbert.

[newgal]

So, newgal....you're our insider at GA, so what's the scoop with DaveCain....is he sportin a new chick, or what?

unfortunately I am in a different building and I don't know him personally - I have no info!! wish I did though, I would love to get the inside scoop.

[Wabbitsd]

dangit, newgal...but I understand. Any chance we can recruit someone from the proper building? After all, this is the J&J Drama Club, and we are kinda "Big Deals" here in San Diego!:)

[Wabbitsd]

This just in from the UT online edition:

"Man tries to grab woman in Mission Trails Park"

Was this Fathead, or do you think Jerry decided to take a hike near Cowles Mountain?

[Khaki454]

[QUOTE=Carol]

What did J& J have to say about the article?
"Here's the cover of the new US Weekly with Britney and her kids on it...they are pretty rough on her!"

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Seriously?!? Brittney does jack crap to show the public she is a fit parent, day in day out you see how she is not available for her children, and just does what she wants, when she wants for herself.....and the J&J sucks-gram thinks US weekly is being a little harsh? Why? Because it all hits a little too close to home, and they don't want their washed up, hag of a co-worker-ex druggie-soon to be back off the wagon-good times only-mother, Laura to feel bad? God forbid.

God forbid someone hold Laura accountable and stand up and say, ya know Laura, I know you had issues with drugs and alchy recently, and you were out of your children's lives for who knows how long. Maybe you should Step up, and show everyone and yourself that you can be a REAL parent, and stop obsessing about shoes, and your weight and yourself, and start working on being a real parent, by yourself, in your own house. Show those children how an individual can bounce back from something like addiction, and make it on their own, instead of freeloading off of a friend, and falling back into the self obsessed persona you had pre-rehab.

but no....they just keep on enabling, not only her, but everyone who they SAY they are helping.
[QUOTE]

You hit the nail on the head, Carol. :cheers: "Hi kettle - you're black"

[iamsheens]

Tommy's Blog August 8, 2007 12:30 am

"Okay, I think a few people may be commenting on my life cause I've read about the DIRT about me and Laura dorking." (although we are -- JUST KIDDING)

"So I'm gonna say, Eddie and Vanessa are really cool kids cause they have have already been exposed to a divorce and a dad that chases many different women while looking for casual sex (JUST KIDDING), and that lets them know that men chase women and women define themselves by letting men nail them (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN). JUST KIDDING!

So Laura is picking up her brats (JUST KIDDING) and bringing them to the house to trampoline and eat hot dogs while we both lament about our grounded-spouses-that-can't-seem-to-understand- what-it's-like-to-be-married-to-addictive-personalities-who-have-an-insecurity-complex-coupled-by-a-need-to-be-bigger-than-life-"I'm 'a'big'deal"-look-at-me-personality-disorder.

Oh yeah...I START MY DIET TODAY! Although I've been blogging for months about my weight-loss effort....I start my diet today again.

I Learned from Laura, that starting a diet is alot like starting rehab!! It basically involves saying what you're going to do and then....maybe doing it.

If you don't do it, don't worry cause you will still get accolades for f**king up an entire family (or more) while appearing to be a "I'm-the-hippest-40-year-old-mom-on-the-radio-cause-I'm-a-rehab-queen."

My mom wants to know why I'm "dorking" Laura -- and I have to tell her..."It's Michelle Mom! -- not Laura. Just because one blonde, pathetic, suck-up is dorking me, that doesn't mean all blonde, pathetic, suck-ups are dorking me Mom!!!"

Isn't that right Pam?....JUST KIDDING!!!!


Ok this post is hilarious...the best yet!!!!

As for Laura I cant believe she naps so much her job isn't hard. I'd like to see her with a 40 hour a week job like most normal people have...When does she even see her kids anymore????

Ugh I wish I knew her cause I'd have no problem telling her to get over herself and to get her life in order cause her lifestyle isn't healthy for her kids. It's sad that those closest around her are treating her like a little kid and not telling her the truth but rather praising her horrible parenting and life skills.

[itz_me_tom]

This just in from the UT online edition:

"Man tries to grab woman in Mission Trails Park"

Was this Fathead, or do you think Jerry decided to take a hike near Cowles Mountain?

Not for nothin' Wabbitsd, but surely you aren't going to take something as serious as a woman being grabbed on a hike and use it here.

You know I love ya...but, c'mon.

[Trixie]

Benefit for dance troupe to feature 'celeb' night

August 5, 2007

Malashock Dance is taking a page from TV's “So You Think You Can Dance” playbook for its 20th anniversary season benefit.

Its Sept. 15 show at Qualcomm Hall, “Malashock Thinks You Can Dance!,” will pair “celebrity contestants” with professional dancers chosen by Mary Murphy, one of the judges on the ABC TV show and the director of San Diego's Champion Ballroom Academy.

The contestants are:


Laura Cain of Star 94.1; Chris Cantore of 91X; Molly Cartmill, director of corporate community partnerships at Sempra Energy; Tony Hill, a “motivational speaker, life coach, personal trainer” and owner of the Burn Fitness Center; Debby Jacobs, community leader and wife of Hal Jacobs, son of Qualcomm founder ***** Jacobs; Lewis Klein, vice president of UBS Financial Services and a member of San Diego's Commission for Arts and Culture; Pat Launer, former theater critic for KPBS; Yolanda S. Walther-Meade, a community leader who has served on the boards of Bravo San Diego, the San Diego Museum of Art and inSITE; Rana Sampson, an “international crime consultant” and wife of mayor Jerry Sanders; Richard Warburg, an attorney with Foley & Lardner and a board member for Malashock Dance.
Tickets for the 8 p.m. competition at Qualcomm (5775 Moorhouse Drive) are $50 and $75 and include a dessert reception afterward. A VIP package offering an additional 6 p.m. “private reception” is $125.

Information: (619) 260-1622, www.malashockdance.org or e-mail [email protected]

– UNION-TRIBUNE


Laura Cain't Dance is the name of my next band.....to be con't

[Trixie]

[overheard in the 94-point-one studio hallway at 9:01 am one workday]

LC: "Has anyone seen my right dance shoe? It is a size 11, the size of a shoebox."

JD: "Dag-nab-it, my Jesus Sandals just fell apart. WWJD?"

Jer: "I left my glass slipper at the bar last night. Pam and I were drinking Pinot-Grigio-Petite-Sirah-Shiraz-Merlot suicides from it last I knew."

RH: "I wear my Mickey Mouse slippers to bed every night."

LT: "I really need to stop by Road-Runner-Sports and pick up my hiking shoes."

Delana: "I have got to get away from these freaks. I have the next hour in the studio by myself. I'll replay some of the highlights of the first two hours, that should take about 15 minutes. Run some sponsor ads. Read the headlines, get a traffic report, talk about upcoming features, and wrap up with the 20 minute pre-taped diatribe of the Snowgram."

Did I miss anyone?

[Wabbitsd]

Itz me Tom, I can understand where you are coming from. I just don't take everything so seriously. Sorry if I offended.

[listener13]

[overheard in the 94-point-one studio hallway at 9:01 am one workday]

LC: "Has anyone seen my right dance shoe? It is a size 11, the size of a shoebox."

JD: "Dag-nab-it, my Jesus Sandals just fell apart. WWJD?"

Jer: "I left my glass slipper at the bar last night. Pam and I were drinking Pinot-Grigio-Petite-Sirah-Shiraz-Merlot suicides from it last I knew."

RH: "I wear my Mickey Mouse slippers to bed every night."

LT: "I really need to stop by Road-Runner-Sports and pick up my hiking shoes."

Delana: "I have got to get away from these freaks. I have the next hour in the studio by myself. I'll replay some of the highlights of the first two hours, that should take about 15 minutes. Run some sponsor ads. Read the headlines, get a traffic report, talk about upcoming features, and wrap up with the 20 minute pre-taped diatribe of the Snowgram."

Did I miss anyone?

Pacey: After I finish doing all of the work that these guys ask me to do, I need to go over to Jer's house and clean out his 16 litter boxes, take Jeff's kids to "Jesus is King" daycamp, drive Laura to her dance classes because she's drinking again, schedule all of Tommy's afternoon "dorkings", and get Randy in for a brazilian wax. Then, I have the rest of the 15 minutes of the day to myself. Wow - I'm learning SO much about radio working with these guys - I'm so lucky! If I play my cards right (note to self: Ask Laura to teach me how to play cards because she seems to have a lot of time on her hands after her naps and it's her next 12-step obsession), one day I can make $500K a year, and have a flunky like me to clean up the dog poop up in my backyard.

[shello]

Work four hours a day, make a six figure income, have lots of free time on my hands, get all sorts of stuff free (simply by mentioning it on the air or in my blog), soak up the affection of a public I could care less about, get all sorts of perks the everyday public does not, live in a home (rent-free) where a maid does the cleaning.....and basically lead a life of no responsibility. I am recovering and have a disease.

Hey, who's that on the sidelines in disarray? It's my wonderful husband and two small kids in a state of confusion. Sure hope my dance routine and $73 outfit of the week make them proud! Because I am fixed....Tommy says so!

[cheekymonkey]

This just in from the UT online edition:

"Man tries to grab woman in Mission Trails Park"

Was this Fathead, or do you think Jerry decided to take a hike near Cowles Mountain?


I'm on the same page as you. Of course I cringed reading this because it's a serious thing, but just the thought that I wasn't the only one who had this notion...I feel like I'm in good, warped company.
:cheers:

[Ritchie]

Jer is such an ass. He is telling a story and in the middle of the story he mentions that he has to call Pam at work. He goes out of his way to make a point that she is in a meeting at the art museum.

Do we really need to know where she was? He could of just left it off at he had to call her.

What a jerk.

[Trixie]

Tapping fingers .......... waiting for Laura's $73 outfit to be posted. I don't want to show up to work wearing the same thing!

[loriraesd]

From now on, I will only reference FatHead as "Mo' Hot" - just cause he thinks he is!!

[CrystalDoll]

I always wonder what's going through Laura's mind when she is putting together her $73 outfit of the week. NOTHING (I think caps are appropriate here) about it is cute. Yikes...I think she should go to rehab for bad dressing!!!!

[loriraesd]

Better than MO HOT, I'm going with FRICKIN HOT (CAPS INTENDED)......

[loriraesd]

Jer is now going on and on about the possibility of OJ's innocence, in this kinda wimpy, esoteric, deep-thought kinda voice..... what his life must of been like all these years.... what if he really didn't do this? There's so many innocents sitting on death row right now.......give me a break......

[yourmama]

I just wrote in to the management of the show. I am thoroughly disgusted by the shows this week. One day they are talking about sex toys, today they are talking about what are the top 5 girl names who put out on the first date?! and then to top it off, when one caller said he scored the first night with 2 diffent girls named Niki, Laura chims in and says "right on!" I found myself shaking my head and wondering what the f**k ?!

[Wabbitsd]

...yourmama...did you mention the little quiz Laura was dishing out asking if the girl was a skank...did she do the walk of shame (evidently Laura still reigns in that area, the caller didn't know what she was talking about) did she have unremembered injuries from a drunken party...all that kind of stuff.

this is too much "is the audience as sleazy as the dj's?" for me, too....

[yourmama]

...yourmama...did you mention the little quiz Laura was dishing out asking if the girl was a skank...did she do the walk of shame (evidently Laura still reigns in that area, the caller didn't know what she was talking about) did she have unremembered injuries from a drunken party...all that kind of stuff.

this is too much "is the audience as sleazy as the dj's?" for me, too....
I guess fortunately I missed that part. Got out of the car at 7:45. I am not a prude, but I cannot believe what they are indulging in every morning. Kind of reminds me of kids who want to appear 'cool' and say nasty things or curse. just makes them look stupid and immature. And while I am on a roll, I cannot believe how Laura is behaving and how the showgram keeps praising her like Mother Teresa. She does not mention meetings, or anything that would be interpreted as improving herself or her family life. She is riding high on getting tan, shopping and now taking dance lessons to be showcased in a program and acting like a celebrity. And living at Tommy's for free, eating out every single night, and not doing any chores or giving to the situation. posters asked why she would not move out on her on? Why should she? She does not pay rent, does not have to cook or clean. She is taken out every night, and she can do anything her heart desires because she does not have to take care of anyone else!

[Dilbert-1985]

I can't believe how little time Laura seems to spend with her kids. Whatever happens with her and Dave, those 2 little kids are still hers and it sounds like they are a low priority in her life now.

When she wrote diary entries from rehab, she said how she missed her kids. She said how her kids were a motivator for her in turning her life around and getting clean and sober. Now, she hardly ever mentions about them. Did she really miss them that much?

In fact, I wonder if she's clean and sober now. Who knows what the heck goes on at Tommy's house after hours.

[itz_me_tom]

I can't believe how little time Laura seems to spend with her kids. Whatever happens with her and Dave, those 2 little kids are still hers and it sounds like they are a low priority in her life now.

When she wrote diary entries from rehab, she said how she missed her kids. She said how her kids were a motivator for her in turning her life around and getting clean and sober. Now, she hardly ever mentions about them. Did she really miss them that much?

In fact, I wonder if she's clean and sober now. Who knows what the heck goes on at Tommy's house after hours.


Dilbert, aka Captain Redundant... Seriously, are we on candid camera?

[11ListenerNot]

yourmama you are correct. She never mentions meetings, her marriage or her recovery. I think if she would talk more about these things rather than her self absorbed lifestyle, people would have a tad more respect for her (not that there was ever much there in the past).

Also from her diary:"After all that, I have another dance lesson with Phillip, then a meeting with a counselor-type person in La Jolla"

I wonder if she is in marriage counseling or some type of therapy to try and get her head screwed on straight

[yourmama]

yourmama you are correct. She never mentions meetings, her marriage or her recovery. I think if she would talk more about these things rather than her self absorbed lifestyle, people would have a tad more respect for her (not that there was ever much there in the past).

Also from her diary:"After all that, I have another dance lesson with Phillip, then a meeting with a counselor-type person in La Jolla"

I wonder if she is in marriage counseling or some type of therapy to try and get her head screwed on straight

"counselor type person in La Jolla" in Laura speak = stylist?
she is a big deal after all and has to be very careful of public personna!

[mel41099]

I can't stand Laura at all, but maybe she's stopped writing about her marriage and kids because she's finally realizing that their lives should not be in the public eye...that's part of why we criticize her...maybe she is getting a little smarter in her old age.

[yourmama]

I can't stand Laura at all, but maybe she's stopped writing about her marriage and kids because she's finally realizing that their lives should not be in the public eye...that's part of why we criticize her...maybe she is getting a little smarter in her old age.
interesting thought, but I believe that the only reason she does not talk about Dave and their marriage is because she is forbidden to, and because she only talks about herself and the things she does, is because she is conceited. Her kids are too much work, she does not get full custody of them (gee, I wonder why) She even said in yesterday's show "how much work it was to have kids"

[Wabbitsd]

It's hard to even understand what she is talking about. I mean, what, exactly, is "work" to her anyway? Does she call her mindless babble on air "Work?" Or is the time spent between naps "work?" Maybe having to consider someone other than herself is "Work." But wait....if she takes her kids to do what she wants, maybe THAT is work....

[listener13]

Dilbert, aka Captain Redundant... Seriously, are we on candid camera?

Every day is groundhog day for Dilbert

[listener13]

anyone notice the new advertiser next to Laura's "big deal" diary?
http://www.moneerjaibaji.com/index.html

I'm thinking she's going to be having some "work" done. I wonder what happened to poor Dr. Bucko? Maybe he passed her on because it was just more work than he can handle, and he doesn't really work on horses in his practice.

[Wabbitsd]

Listener 13, good catch...could this be the reason for her visit to her "Couselor-type Person" in La Jolla?

[longcommute]

This photo of Emily makes me worried--look how thin her arms are, and how huge her boobs are. For her health, she could use a few more pounds and needs a little fat to make those things look more natural, but doesn't she need more upper body strength to keep Tommy away from her? Those things are like magnets for him. And how creepy to know Jer works with her.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/surfshot_pic.jpg

[Transplant]

Didn't anyone catch this morning when she (LBM-Cain) mentioned she had a Star meeting and a meeting right afterward yesterday with an attorney? It kind of slipped out of her nasty lips and then they moved on to a different topic real quick!

[shello]

Wabbitsd said...could this be the reason for her visit to her "Counselor-type Person" in La Jolla?

Maybe you are right. I hear that people (I think I heard it on Dr. Phil) undergoing cosmetic surgery need counseling to make sure it's a mentally healthy thing for them to do. Crap, she'd fail a psych test though. Let's see.....free website ads for free surgery work. Doctor benefits, Laura does (Tommy and JERK do too as their worlds revolve around boobs) as does the station as it will be good for their ratings.

Dr. Phil, please come to San Diego and "work on" the Spewgram...you can start with Laura, Tommy and JERK first.

I also agree that Laura does not talk about her marital situation as she probably has been told not to.

davecain, maybe you should start planning your future as if it will be without Laura...she will only bring you and the kids down. And you seem like a great guy who deserves a good woman.

And sorry to be a Dil-b, but did anyone notice that she said she had a Sleep Train meeting too?

[11ListenerNot]

Didn't anyone catch this morning when she (LBM-Cain) mentioned she had a Star meeting and a meeting right afterward yesterday with an attorney? It kind of slipped out of her nasty lips and then they moved on to a different topic real quick
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Oh, oh it appears she let the cat out of the bag!

[mel41099]

Looks like Emily has been to Dr. Bucko as well...

[surfing_texan]

Laura's Diary today...

Tommy didn't get the Time Warner people to come out and connect the DVR by last night, so I had to make a frantic call to Rick so he could DVR my show. On my way to Rick's, Tommy calls to see if I would go "home" first to check on things until he got home from his mom's. So, by the time I got to Rick's it was 10pm. I was barely awake, but determined to watch my beautiful Danny and Neil and Lacey and Sabra do their thing.

Well, Rick thought the show started at 8:30, so he only got half the show, which is better than nothing, but still unsatisfying

Maybe if she put 1/2 the effort into her kids and marriage as she does into catching her shows, she would be a mediocre mother and wife.

[11ListenerNot]

He did make me a salami sandwich complete with Cheetos and a can of Coke
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Well, it seems her eating habits haven't changed. I don't think she knows the meaning of the word "cook", since she relies on everyone else to feed her:rolleyes:

[shello]

..."determined to watch my beautiful Danny and Neil and Lacey and Sabra do their thing."

It kills me when Laura talks and writes like that. She sounds like a 7 year-old when she uses and so much. Yep, as I said before...I agree with Tommy. She's fixed!

Laura adds, "Tommy calls to see if I would go "home" first to check on things until he got home from his mom's."

Check on what, I wonder. Who was there? Kids unattended?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Laura adds, "Tommy calls to see if I would go "home" first to check on things until he got home from his mom's."

Check on what, I wonder. Who was there? Kids unattended?

If I remember correctly, Tommy is watching the "family dog" while Dannell is on vacation...maybe that's what (who) Tommy wanted Laura to check on?

[Ritchie]

I always wonder what's going through Laura's mind when she is putting together her $73 outfit of the week. NOTHING (I think caps are appropriate here) about it is cute. Yikes...I think she should go to rehab for bad dressing!!!!


I always wonder if she has any pants that go all the way down to her ankles.

Seriously, does anyone think that looks good?

[Ritchie]

This photo of Emily makes me worried--look how thin her arms are, and how huge her boobs are. For her health, she could use a few more pounds and needs a little fat to make those things look more natural, but doesn't she need more upper body strength to keep Tommy away from her? Those things are like magnets for him. And how creepy to know Jer works with her.


I'm sure Jer has been trying his best to convert her into his "lifestyle".

[feefifofum]

I always wonder if she has any pants that go all the way down to her ankles.

Seriously, does anyone think that looks good?

I think those pants are cute! I don't think mixing vertical and horizontal stripes looks good, though. I think she's a total wreck, but her face looks healthy and pretty in that picture.

[yourmama]

I always wonder if she has any pants that go all the way down to her ankles.

Seriously, does anyone think that looks good?

can anyone cut and paste Laura's misfit of the week?

[wanky]

Didn't anyone catch this morning when she (LBM-Cain) mentioned she had a Star meeting and a meeting right afterward yesterday with an attorney? It kind of slipped out of her nasty lips and then they moved on to a different topic real quick
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Oh, oh it appears she let the cat out of the bag!
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From Laura's diary: "Whoa. You ever have one of those meetings or appointments that just take every single bit of energy out of your entire soul? Well, that meeting happened last night AFTER my dance lesson…"

It sounds to me like a counselor type of meeting. I can't help but think she is either getting some type of marriage counseling OR meeting with lawyers about who knows what.....I think she is trying to give us hints when she mentioned that bit above. But I too believe she is not allowed to talk about her personal life with Davecain. I guess we just have to give it time and soon enough, we will find out.

I also agree with Yourmama about how tasteless the showgram has been lately (more so than before). They need to stop trying to appear kid friendly when all they do is talk about sex, drugs, alcohol and promiscuity. You can have fun during a show but it doesn't mean you have to be thoughtless about it.

[tabatha23]

This photo of Emily makes me worried--look how thin her arms are, and how huge her boobs are. For her health, she could use a few more pounds and needs a little fat to make those things look more natural, but doesn't she need more upper body strength to keep Tommy away from her? Those things are like magnets for him. And how creepy to know Jer works with her.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/surfshot_pic.jpg

her arms were freaking me out as well...but it's the crease of the page...that is why her arm looked alienish. Ha-ha

[11ListenerNot]

I agree. It totally cracks me up to hear little kids on their introduction say (or sing) "welcome to the jeff and jer showgram"
and then they come up with these dirty stunts.

[11ListenerNot]

Boris, Tabatha's back. Where are you?

[iamsheens]

Im just wondering, who is Emily? I feel so clueless sometimes...

My fav comment from the day

Originally Posted by itz_me_tom
Dilbert, aka Captain Redundant... Seriously, are we on candid camera?


Every day is groundhog day for Dilbert

both made me laugh....Oh and I don't remember who wrote the email to the Station manager about the content of the show lately but have you recieved a response back?

[Jer]

And sorry to be a Dil-b, but did anyone notice that she said she had a Sleep Train meeting too?

Now that's a sponsor she can sink her horse teeth into. She's practically a professional mattress tester with all the napping, etc.

Maybe this was a meeting to investigate a future product offering...

A portable mattress to use in the car while sleeping in it like a homeless person. I wonder if she has a wooden rod stretched accross the back seats of her car to hang all the $73 outfits. Or does Tummy let her use a spare closet? But with all the drifters coming in and out of that house, I imagine closet space is pretty tight...

[shello]

With talks of meetings at the lawyer's office, I am wondering if the legal separation has turned into divorce proceedings. Maybe the person who discovered that Dave filed a legal separation can check into this.

[Jer]

I agree. It totally cracks me up to hear little kids on their introduction say (or sing) "welcome to the jeff and jer showgram"
and then they come up with these dirty stunts.

Ditto. Junior listners followed up by a sex toy segment. Priceless....

[boris85]

This photo of Emily makes me worried--look how thin her arms are, and how huge her boobs are. For her health, she could use a few more pounds and needs a little fat to make those things look more natural, but doesn't she need more upper body strength to keep Tommy away from her? Those things are like magnets for him. And how creepy to know Jer works with her.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/surfshot_pic.jpg

Huhhh?? I am trying to respond but can't stop looking at Emily. Is this some twisted attempt at mind control from the deviants of the Jeff and Jer show. Regarding your request to look at how huge her boobs are... I know. This begs the question - what the heck is she doing with those morons. There's a mansion in LA with her name on it. Move over Kendra.

[boris85]

Boris, Tabatha's back. Where are you?

staring at Emily.

[boris85]

Ditto. Junior listners followed up by a sex toy segment. Priceless....

I too was quite disturbed. And yet, they claim to be a family-oriented show. Of course or own hypocritical minister Jeff said nothing, just laughed! Laura seemed to be very familiar with the "walk of shame." Apparently she's trekked a few miles in her day - probably still trekking...up and down the stairs and Tommy's. Also, Laura would've scored 100% on the skank quiz, especially the amended version:
1. Are you a drunk? Yes
2. Are you a crack head? Yes
3. Are you slightly mannish and are overly aggressive toward men to compensate for this? Yes
4. Do all of the bartenders in town not only know your name, but also have your credit card numbers on file? Yes

Congratulations you worthless being - you got your first 100% on a test.

[boris85]

I recently checked out Jeff's photo website (the link was posted on this site a while ago). Not only does he look like Fred Flintstone, and his young wife Krusten like a deformed umpa-lumpa, but the picture of Jer's wife (I think it's a woman?) is ridiculous. Looks like Cloris Leachman got into the clown make-up again.

[sameome]

I have the same question, but nobody has answered.

[feefifofum]

I have the same question, but nobody has answered.
She's an intern.

[ca_girl]

Re: LBM $73 outfit - What is the deal with that sweater? It might be cute, but it bunches right where it should "curve" her waist & looks tight below that. It makes her look pregnant.

I love that she had time to buy more $73 clothes, but had to run around last minute for dance shoes.

[Wabbitsd]

Sorry about not responding aboutr Emily....I think Emily was the one who had to accompany Laura (and keep her from falling down) when they got to attend the Dancing with the Stars last season...Emily does some production stuff...she may have moved into a paid position, I don't know, but she's been there maybe a year. She also puts up the photos on the website...and gets all upset when Jer yells at her about it. or so they have said...yawn.

Pacey is probably taking over now that they don't need a Laura Cain babysitter anymore. Since she is so sober and with it now.

[wanky]

Quote from Jeff and Jer's e-mail blogs:
Flirting
Monday, August 6, 2007 at 12:53pm
"I just wanted to say that i was serious about you (Tommy) sounding super yummy on the mic. i'm thinking about starting a petition to keep you (Tommy) off that ratty intercom box. why should us girls be deprived of that warm fuzzy feeling melting, especially in the morning? anyway, that's it. happy monday, gina. "

Seriously, it's obvious Tommy has supreme control of what gets published on the J&J website. Take for example all the pictures of Eddie, his mom, and an album of the walks and hikes he is so proud of. I have nothing against his family- but come on, I never see one fairly objective email comments posted from listeners. This particular one makes my stomach feel queasy. Who is this Gina? It's apparent she doesn't know FH like we do.

[listener13]

With talks of meetings at the lawyer's office, I am wondering if the legal separation has turned into divorce proceedings. Maybe the person who discovered that Dave filed a legal separation can check into this.

Just checked the county website - still just a separation. But, that's not to say that it's not in the works - paperwork takes time. They may be going through some sort of mediation.

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

[insightbyjake]

He did make me a salami sandwich complete with Cheetos and a can of Coke
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Well, it seems her eating habits haven't changed. I don't think she knows the meaning of the word "cook", since she relies on everyone else to feed her:rolleyes:

What Laura writes versus What Laura thinks.

Dear Diary,

I feel like I've been hit with the sleepy stick. My eyes are puffy and I’m all bloated. No wait, that’s my new, drug-free body. Crap!! I HATE the cocaine-free weight gain! Whoa. You ever have one of those meetings or appointments that just take every single bit of energy out of your entire soul? The kind where adults are yelling and complaining because I am a complete 17-year-old-trapped-in-a-40-year-old-body.

Well, that meeting happened last night AFTER my dance lesson…which was pretty hot and heavy. Well, actually, the room was hot – I was heavy.

I was sweating my butt off -- Well, actually, now that I look at it, this is probably a bad metaphor -- because we actually did our routine to the beat of the music for the first time. Whoofff…it's really going to look great when I finally get those final steps down. It's the little steps that make the whole thing come together.

Phillip decided to take the "fishing line, hook, reel in" move out of our dance. Thank God!! Lord knows I don’t want to look like I’m “hooked” on anything.

He heard Jeff and Jer railing on me on Tuesday morning, so he changed it up a bit. I wondered if he was offended in any way, but he was totally cool about it. In fact, I think it fired him up even more. Although I’m not sure what he meant when he referred to Jeff and Jer as anachronistic, maladroit, muppets-in-the-balcony.

I really didn't want to dance last night because I was in a very stressed out mood right before the lesson. My nap was interrupted by my kids wanting ANOTHER freakin’ meal. But, once again, it has been proven: exercise is a good thing.

Tommy didn't get the Time Warner people to come out and connect the DVR by last night, that lazy, piece of sh*t! so I had to make a frantic call to Rick so he could DVR my show. Cause Lord knows, I can’t read a manual or plug a few wires into a complicated machine I base my entire life on.
On my way to Rick's, Tommy calls to see if I would go "home" first to check on things until he got home from his mom's. Is the stash safe?

So, by the time I got to Rick's it was 10pm. I was barely awake, It sucks not having the “hey who needs sleep powder?”, but determined to watch my beautiful Danny and Neil and Lacey and Sabra do their thing cause nothing says waste-of-time more than watching other people dance. Later on I should watch the fishing channel.

Well, Rick thought the show started at 8:30, so he only got half the show, which is better than nothing, but still unsatisfying kind of like the comments in the davecain divorce petition.
He did make me a salami sandwich complete with Cheetos and a can of Coke. How cute it that. I’m gaining weight faster than the earth is warming and he was nice enough to offer me processed, colored food.

Actually, Misty made the sandwich, and that's even cuter. When I say “cuter” I mean it in that “isn’t it cute how peons serve ‘big deals’ kind of way…like Lindsay and Paris”

That's about all I got today, Diary. See you tomorrow, Diary. Although I won’t see my precious babies cause they’re spending the day with a normal, healthy, balanced dad who off-sets my child-like, shallow, take-until-it-hurts-narcissistic-self-absorbed-role-as-a-faux-mom.

[BebeSD]

As usual, Jake, very very clever.

[listener13]

Jake: Once again, well said (or, written, I guess). It's like you climbed into her head (which isn't hard because let's face it - there's nothing else in there except ear wax and maybe the ends of a few Q-tips or some bobby-pins from the early 80s).

Tommy hasn't "blogged us" since yesterday afternoon.....is anyone else worried about him? Maybe something heavy in his house has fallen on him and he's hopelessly trapped? What would the world do without his quasi-daily, sometimes-way-TOO-many-times-a-day-stream-of-consciousness-mindless-drivel? I'm so worried about him. I hope that he's okay........I MISS ALL OF THE CAPS, 3RD GRADE GRAMMAR AND MISSPELLED WORDS! I really need to see if there is a 12-step program for liars because I just told a doozie....the nuns from grade school told me never to lie - I'd go to hell. Actually, I think living in Tommy's house with the two of those losers would be a worse hell than the one the nuns held over my head.

And, does anyone else wonder why he's sleeping on the sofa when he owns a 5 bedroom home? What's going on with the other 4 rooms? It doesn't make any sense.

They're a traveling freak show, all of them.

[shello]

So nothing on the County website about the Cain marital status. What about their house near SDSU? Anything there?

[cheekymonkey]

I was roaming thru the website and I keep staring at the train wreck of Jeff's teeth. They just don't look natural at all. I think he was better off with his other teeth.

And his hair! What's with grandpa moses? Now he looks like he is Krusten's father. With modern technology, you'd think it wasn't that hard to keep up with getting the right color toupe to match.

(i feel like i'm pulling a dilbert here)

:gle:

[SDReadhead]

Tommy hasn't "blogged us" since yesterday afternoon.....is anyone else worried about him? ... What would the world do without his quasi-daily, sometimes-way-TOO-many-times-a-day-stream-of-consciousness-mindless-drivel?
Listener 13, I think you meant to type "queasy-daily" in refernces to the blob ... I mean blog.


And, does anyone else wonder why he's sleeping on the sofa when he owns a 5 bedroom home? What's going on with the other 4 rooms? It doesn't make any sense.
They're a traveling freak show, all of them.
YES!!! I've been wondering that too, but just figured I read it wrong about the number of bedrooms he has. Perhaps he's putting up all 146 hikers in those bedrooms. Or, perhaps he has all of his stalking equipment in there for the next time he can't get over "My Own Freedom" again.

[SDReadhead]

Although I’m not sure what he meant when he referred to Jeff and Jer as anachronistic, maladroit, muppets-in-the-balcony.

That's hilarious, Jake. Hey Wonkatania --- :angel: will you be an angel and make us a graphic of Jeff and Jer as those two old muppet guys? I don't know how or I'd do it myself.

[oops]

No question Laura's "counselor-type" meeting that wiped her out so bad had to do with the marriage and it's dissolution. She can't handle the truth and being confronted with her responsibility and what havoc she she's brought on. She is dropping hints because she isn't supposed to be talking about it (good for you Dave)---like a pouty passive aggressive teenager.

Let's hope part of the legal discussion included keeping the kids off the webcam!!!

[oops]

Sure Tommy is trying desperately to figure out how he can scam the psych eval they are all taking---can't wait to hear the read the good doctor gets on him! (Betting for some reason, Tommy doesn't get around to taking it.) Doctor had mentioned the test is often used in custody cases; wonder if he'd already had one done and if Amused has insight that she'd find interesting to compare and contrast next week when Tommy's test comes back (with either differing scores or a sugar coated radio version).

[shello]

oops, your post was very interesting and grabbed my interest. But I think I missed something (sorry if I'm being a Dil-b) as I don't know what you're talking about. Are they all taking psych tests?

I was just thinking of this and it started to really irk me...it's the well chronicled history that Jerk and Tommy are incredibly immature and too into sex and boobs. I swear...at their ages I am simply embarassed for them. A man of any class (that there is the missing link) does not verbalize those thoughts. We all know you guys think aboout boobs and sex, but come on.

[Transplant]

Sure Tommy is trying desperately to figure out how he can scam the psych eval they are all taking---can't wait to hear the read the good doctor gets on him! (Betting for some reason, Tommy doesn't get around to taking it.) Doctor had mentioned the test is often used in custody cases; wonder if he'd already had one done and if Amused has insight that she'd find interesting to compare and contrast next week when Tommy's test comes back (with either differing scores or a sugar coated radio version).

I can guarantee you, they will review the personality test results with the doctor off the air beforehand. And they'll tell the doc what to disclose and what not to discuss!

[listener13]

So nothing on the County website about the Cain marital status. What about their house near SDSU? Anything there?

No, nothing on the website on the marital status - short of visiting a psychic, we won't know anything until one of them discusses it, or the paperwork gets filed in the legal system. Here's the link for that page - it would be filed under "domestic" (and put "unknown-all" in the two drop-down boxes for location)
http://www.sdcourt.ca.gov/portal/page?_pageid=53,128294&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL

The only way we'd find out anything on their house is if they file for a refi (so that one can buy the other one out). I just checked - nothing there. Here's the link - you can play along for yourself.
http://arcc.co.san-diego.ca.us/arcc/services/grantorgrantee/search.aspx

There, now YOU can open your own detective agency.

[Transplant]

She just finished telling a story about picking up her two kids yesterday afternoon and taking them to the Golden Spoon (where Delana does a lot of promo's for the station)goes in and orders two frozen yogurts for the kids and doesn't have any money or her debit card! She said it wasn't expensive but she didn't have $3.00 to her name to pay for them and then 2 teen girls paid for them for her!!!! And to boot, she says that she had to carry Evan because her shorts were too big and they kept falling down to her ankles! Meanwhile, she's laughing hysterically while she's telling the story on the air....

UN - FREAKING - BELIEVABLE

[11ListenerNot]

omg, is anyone listening to the show as we speak.

Laura "the storyteller" has a story.

Laura picked up the kids and they went to the yogurt shop. She described in details what they ordered

Jeff interrupted

She tries to pay for the yogurt and she has no cash, and she can't find her debit card

Jerry says something to the effect "gee, doesn't carry around enough cash to pay for this, what is it $2.50 or so?" (something to that effect.

She looks all over her car while Charlie is looking through the trash, and Evan is running around in shorts that are too big, and she has to hold them up so they don't fall down. Can't find the debit card.

Jeff interrupted again

Then she says to the kids "we have to go inside and tell them that we can't pay for this"

Jeff interrupted and said "Can we put this on hold, is there more". Obviously he had to pipe in again.

At that point (10-15 minutes later), I turned the s**t off.

Long, drawn out bs..yikes

[Transplant]

I do have to admit that I gained one teeny ounce of respect for Jer this morning.

Laura was doing her daily dirt and played an audio clip of the 21 y/o guy who hooked up with Brittany Spears this past week and they boogied naked in a pool. He was pretty graphic about making out with Brit.

Jer actually said something along the lines of "I'm embarassed to even be a guy right now. Don't play that jerk's tape again, he's an ass"

[11ListenerNot]

Laura kept telling the kids yesterday "mamma's having a bad day, mamma's having a bad day.

God, does she ever have a good day. Those 4 hour workdays are tough right?

[Transplant]

what's really bad from her story is that her Precious 3 year old Evan kept telling her (while Laura is crying) "Its okay Momma"

How sad is that? A 3 year old needs to calm her mother down?

[11ListenerNot]

And, does anyone else wonder why he's sleeping on the sofa when he owns a 5 bedroom home? What's going on with the other 4 rooms? It doesn't make any sense.
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I think I heard him a while back say that he likes to sleep on the couch. Great for the body huh? You know he can afford a good sleeptrain in all 5 of his bedrooms!

[Smitty]

Jerry is an absolute POMPOUS ASS!!!!!! He has the audacity to ridicule the daily dirt report regarding a photographer who was interviewed saying he made out with Britney Spears. He said he was disgusted with the guy being interviewed and angry over that bit claiming that guy is a bad person. Well what makes him think we'd prefer to hear 50 names for breasts that start with "C" over that dirt tidbit? He needs to get off the radio NOW!

[LisaP]

Doc. No.: 2007-0517687
Record Date: 8/2/2007
Reel: 0 Image: 0 Pages: 3
Document Type: LIS PENDENS
Grantor(s)
CAIN LAURA
Grantee(s)
CAIN DAVID A


lis pendens


(1) Latin for "a suit pending." The term may refer to any pending lawsuit. (2) A written notice that a lawsuit has been filed concerning real estate, involving either the title to the property or a claimed ownership interest in it. The notice is usually filed in the county land records office. Recording a lis pendens against a piece of property alerts a potential purchaser or lender that the property’s title is in question, which makes the property less attractive to a buyer or lender. After the notice is filed, anyone who nevertheless purchases the land or property described in the notice takes subject to the ultimate decision of the lawsuit.

[itz_me_tom]

I do have to admit that I gained one teeny ounce of respect for Jer this morning.

Laura was doing her daily dirt and played an audio clip of the 21 y/o guy who hooked up with Brittany Spears this past week and they boogied naked in a pool. He was pretty graphic about making out with Brit.

Jer actually said something along the lines of "I'm embarassed to even be a guy right now. Don't play that jerk's tape again, he's an ass"

Then this:



Jerry is an absolute POMPOUS ASS!!!!!! He has the audacity to ridicule the daily dirt report regarding a photographer who was interviewed saying he made out with Britney Spears. He said he was disgusted with the guy being interviewed and angry over that bit claiming that guy is a bad person. Well what makes him think we'd prefer to hear 50 names for breasts that start with "C" over that dirt tidbit? He needs to get off the radio NOW!

Two totally different takes on the same story.

Different strokes, huh?

[Transplant]

Then this:



Two totally different takes on the same story.

Different strokes, huh?


The bit where Jer was ranting on the guy with Brit was around 6:30 this morning. The letter C stuff was just on around 8:45. He lowered himself again with a mere 2 hours.

Unfortunately, I was hanging around the radio just to listen to the live in studio interview with Boston Rob.

[wanky]

Doc. No.: 2007-0517687
Record Date: 8/2/2007
Reel: 0 Image: 0 Pages: 3
Document Type: LIS PENDENS
Grantor(s)
CAIN LAURA
Grantee(s)
CAIN DAVID A


lis pendens


(1) Latin for "a suit pending." The term may refer to any pending lawsuit. (2) A written notice that a lawsuit has been filed concerning real estate, involving either the title to the property or a claimed ownership interest in it. The notice is usually filed in the county land records office. Recording a lis pendens against a piece of property alerts a potential purchaser or lender that the property’s title is in question, which makes the property less attractive to a buyer or lender. After the notice is filed, anyone who nevertheless purchases the land or property described in the notice takes subject to the ultimate decision of the lawsuit.
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So Dave is buying Laura out of their property! This pretty much confirms that divorce is imminent. It saddens me that marriages nowadays are so expendible. I know I wasn't there to go through the experience of living with an addict- it must have been really tough for Dave and the kids. I can't help but think that maybe this marriage should have been given a second chance. I know what a lot of you will say...Laura doesn't deserve it and she needs to grow up. I totally agree that she is a 17 year old trapped in a 40 year old body. BUT I think of the children and how some say they are the ones who usually suffer the most in a divorce. Maybe it's for the best! we'll see. Laura needs to really learn from all this. If not then this will be an ongoing pattern in her life.

[Ritchie]

Jer actually said something along the lines of "I'm embarassed to even be a guy right now. Don't play that jerk's tape again, he's an ass"

Jer is barely a guy as it is.

[boris85]

She just finished telling a story about picking up her two kids yesterday afternoon and taking them to the Golden Spoon (where Delana does a lot of promo's for the station)goes in and orders two frozen yogurts for the kids and doesn't have any money or her debit card! She said it wasn't expensive but she didn't have $3.00 to her name to pay for them and then 2 teen girls paid for them for her!!!! And to boot, she says that she had to carry Evan because her shorts were too big and they kept falling down to her ankles! Meanwhile, she's laughing hysterically while she's telling the story on the air....

UN - FREAKING - BELIEVABLE

You hit it right on the head! I was disgusted by her "loserness." She actually order three yogurts - couldn't forget to gorge her fat face (with toppings). "Let's see, should I spend quality time with the kids or fill them with sugar like I do every day in a worthless attempt to win their love - and while I'm at it should I expose them to embarrassment and makes them feel like hobos?" And Jer kept saying - three small yogurts, what's that like $2??? Hello Jer, it's not 1920, they are about $3 each with toppings. Moron. So Laura starts crying uncontrollably in the parking lot - great example; let's Charlie the Chimp dig through the trash to see if the debit card is in their McDonald's bags while he says, "It'll be OK mama." And then, as mentioned, her daughter's shorts are falling down and Laura says, "I'm not sure who dressed her this morning or how she got those on." You don’t even know who dresses your kid! Tuned in, baby! Laura is pathetic. She leaves Golden Spoon with one spoon for three yogurts, but instead of going back in to get them, she send the Chimp, unattended, into jack-in-the-Box for spoons. Classy baby! Oh, and what ever happened to her debit card? They probably cut it up at McDonalds. And all the while, Laura thinks it’s funny that she’s such a mess! Take a hit woman… I think the drugs may have been working before….

[cheekymonkey]

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So Dave is buying Laura out of their property! This pretty much confirms that divorce is imminent. It saddens me that marriages nowadays are so expendible. I know I wasn't there to go through the experience of living with an addict- it must have been really tough for Dave and the kids. I can't help but think that maybe this marriage should have been given a second chance. I know what a lot of you will say...Laura doesn't deserve it and she needs to grow up. I totally agree that she is a 17 year old trapped in a 40 year old body. BUT I think of the children and how some say they are the ones who usually suffer the most in a divorce. Maybe it's for the best! we'll see. Laura needs to really learn from all this. If not then this will be an ongoing pattern in her life.


I agree. Although we do not know what went on behind closed doors, it is too bad that it seems they cannot work it out. Unless she is the one that is really giving up on everything. Who knows, we can only sit here and speculate at this point.

[boris85]

I do have to admit that I gained one teeny ounce of respect for Jer this morning.

Laura was doing her daily dirt and played an audio clip of the 21 y/o guy who hooked up with Brittany Spears this past week and they boogied naked in a pool. He was pretty graphic about making out with Brit.

Jer actually said something along the lines of "I'm embarassed to even be a guy right now. Don't play that jerk's tape again, he's an ass"

That's called jealousy my friend. He’s just upset that it wasn’t him.

[boris85]

Laura kept telling the kids yesterday "mamma's having a bad day, mamma's having a bad day.

God, does she ever have a good day. Those 4 hour workdays are tough right?

She does have a tough life - makes a lot of money, gets free rent, and yet still has no money - back on crack I suspect. Notice how she has not been mentioning her "meetings?" I said it before when she started going to AA last year and then stopped talking about it suddenly - if she's not bragging about it and trying to get attention, it's not happening. Complaining about being tired all of a sudden, talking about shopping a lot again, crying and being unpredicatbly moody - she's back on drugs and alcohol - I guarantee it! There's a dealer in town with a smile on his face! Laura the Lush is off the wagon. :cheers:

[boris85]

Laura kept telling the kids yesterday "mamma's having a bad day, mamma's having a bad day.

God, does she ever have a good day. Those 4 hour workdays are tough right?

Way to lay the burden of your problems on your innocent, if not funny looking, kids. As if they haven't been through enough!:stupid:

[feefifofum]

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BUT I think of the children and how some say they are the ones who usually suffer the most in a divorce.


Some say?... Usually?

[Wabbitsd]

I'm sorta taken aback....ok how do you NOT check your financies before getting out of the car? Check the ashtrays (ignore the mary jane nubs in the arshtray, I guess), root through the center console, the glove compartment and under the seats... I can't even imagine just assuming someone filled the wallet with spending dough and I can just plop down in any retail establishment and voila! cash appears!!!...I guess she usually depends on Charlie to come up with the cash, but he's probably out of the habit of covering up for her.

On the other hand, while she was doing the cocaine thing, she wouldn't have needed the yogurt...and she probably would have only had to buy for the kids.

another thing hit my wierd head. This same Golden Spoon place...I recall a poster making a joke about the car that went through the window being Laura symbollically going after Delana as if she were a tad jealous...I bet Laura is trying to build a "Presence" there...maybe she ASSUMED (intentional on the caps) that they would just give her the stuff for free since she's a BIG DEAL and her station does promotions for them.

honest to god, someone, really...if you are a friend of this woman's, tell her that a custody judge could just read her own freakin diary on her own website and determine she is an unfit parent.

I still don't know about Dave Cain, and am not so sure he's a saint in all this, but honestly, he needs to require supervised visits for these kids when they go to see her.

[boris85]

This just in from Laura's diary:
Today, I decided to bust out the "Rehab is The New Black" T-shirt that Jeff bought me. I'm wearing it with a black skirt and flip-flops…perfect Friday attire…I thought. That was until I saw Emily walking into the building early this morning. She said, "Hey, super cute T-Shirt!" I said "Thanks, I've been waiting for the perfect day to wear it….OH NO!"

It was at that point that I realized I have to attend a little luncheon at Charlie's cooking camp. The kids and the counselors are making a spaghetti feast followed by a little talent show for all the parents. Charlie told me he's playing "The Dad." I really don't think my rehab shirt is appropriate for this event. I'm gonna have to shoot by Wal-mart to get another top. Why, oh why do I always do stuff like this? It's just hard to think at 4:30 in the morning when I'm getting dressed, OK?

What a loser! The answer to her ? - maybe it's because you're selfish, only thinh about yourself, and never put other people first!

[11ListenerNot]

It was at that point that I realized I have to attend a little luncheon at Charlie's cooking camp. The kids and the counselors are making a spaghetti feast followed by a little talent show for all the parents. Charlie told me he's playing "The Dad."
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Charlie's playing "the dad". Who's dad? Poor child trying to play dad to Laura and her irresponsible lifestyle

[11ListenerNot]

Yesterday was complete chaos at Tommy's house. Vanessa and her two friends were jumping on the trampoline, Eddie was skating on the driveway with a few neighbor boys and Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point. The Oggi's Pizza guy was at the door, the phone was ringing off the hook and both TV's were on! It was crazy. After the kids left, the girls went into the computer room and Tommy and Eddie crashed on the couch, I went upstairs and laid down without even washing my face. That's how exhausted I was.
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What the f***!!!:disa:

[Transplant]

That's called jealousy my friend. He’s just upset that it wasn’t him.

You've got a point there~! Good one Boris!!!

[feefifofum]

Yesterday was complete chaos at Tommy's house. Vanessa and her two friends were jumping on the trampoline, Eddie was skating on the driveway with a few neighbor boys and Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point. The Oggi's Pizza guy was at the door, the phone was ringing off the hook and both TV's were on! It was crazy. After the kids left, the girls went into the computer room and Tommy and Eddie crashed on the couch, I went upstairs and laid down without even washing my face. That's how exhausted I was.
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What the f***!!!:disa:


I concur!!! Why? why? why are some people allowed to reproduce? How does that saying go..."you need a license to catch a fish but anyone can become a parent"?

[11ListenerNot]

Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point
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Ok, is it just me, am I overly dumbstruck, or is this wierd??

[Jer]

she's back on drugs and alcohol - I guarantee it! There's a dealer in town with a smile on his face! Laura the Lush is off the wagon. :cheers:

If Dave is buying her out of the house (assuming they have equity) Laura should get a big chunk of cash. She's not paying rent at Tummy's (at least not monetarily), so she's covered there (yogurts aside).

What does a struggling addict do with a bunch of extra cash lying around? Spend it wisely?

Doubtful...

[Jer]

Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point
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Ok, is it just me, am I overly dumbstruck, or is this wierd??

Let me check.... nope, it's weird. What's even stranger is taking a "weird" situation like this and then publicly discussing it.

Hopefully the kids don't decide to give swimming lessons in the pool out back.

"On behalf of my client, I submits exhibit #453 in the child custody case"

[iamsheens]

OMG I just read all these posts about laura's diary entries...what on earth is wrong with her? I can't believe she was okay with some teenagers buying her and her kids Frozen yogart....and what does that say about her? For one its sad that teenagers have more money then she does and two...what kind of example are you setting for your kids? Your basically saying when in doubt rely on strangers to pay for stuff....what the hell is wrong with her?

And just a side note...I finally looked at Laura's outfits of the week....OMG They are so ugly. She needs help....end of story.

[yourmama]

Yesterday was complete chaos at Tommy's house. Vanessa and her two friends were jumping on the trampoline, Eddie was skating on the driveway with a few neighbor boys and Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point. The Oggi's Pizza guy was at the door, the phone was ringing off the hook and both TV's were on! It was crazy. After the kids left, the girls went into the computer room and Tommy and Eddie crashed on the couch, I went upstairs and laid down without even washing my face. That's how exhausted I was.
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What the f***!!!:disa:

what exactly was Laura doing during this time? why couldn't she give her own daughter a bath? and how in the world did her daughter get covered in chocolate? Exhausted from what???? worrying about next week's outfit of the week or her next dance lesson?

[feefifofum]

I think what someone else mentioned about Golden Spoon is correct: She probably knew she didn't have any money, but since Golden Spoon and Star do those bumper sticker things together she assumed that it would be free. Some poor 15 year old kid is probably going to get fired because he didn't know who this "big deal" was and actually wanted her to pay.

[boris85]

Charlie and the two neighbor girls were in the upstairs bathroom giving my chocolate-covered daughter a bubble bath. Charlie had bubbles on his chin and Evie's undies on his head at one point
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Ok, is it just me, am I overly dumbstruck, or is this wierd??

Unsupervised as always!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I'm sitting here reading all this and I think (as a Mom that has gone through a divorce....) that someone needs to step in and HELP Laura.
She is a train wreck. She needs to NOT be writing this stuff for public consumption. All of this will definitely come back to bite her in the butt. DaveCain has to know about these problems - he needs to step in and protect his children, too.

I seriously hope she is getting some on-going counseling and maybe considers a parenting class. She is doing her children a huge disservice by subjecting them to her chaotic life....:disa:

[boris85]

OMG I just read all these posts about laura's diary entries...what on earth is wrong with her? I can't believe she was okay with some teenagers buying her and her kids Frozen yogart....and what does that say about her? For one its sad that teenagers have more money then she does and two...what kind of example are you setting for your kids? Your basically saying when in doubt rely on strangers to pay for stuff....what the hell is wrong with her?

And just a side note...I finally looked at Laura's outfits of the week....OMG They are so ugly. She needs help....end of story.

The funny or sad thing is - this has happened to her repeatedly. I recall on time she bought red Bull and stuff and had already started drinking the Red Bull in the store, got up to the cashier, and had no money...

[SadSadSad]

Okay, so she's having Charlie go to cooking camp? Guess she's going to start making him cook the meals to. Until then I guess she will still have to keep ordering pizza and mooching yogurt off of teenagers. I wonder if Charlie and Evan have ever seen the inside of a grocery store. Poor Charlie he sounds like he's the one always taking care of mama. It's just not right.

[iamsheens]

it really is sad the kids are the ones suffering and having to raise their mom and accept that mommy cries and its okay....this is kinda along the same lines but not really....as a kid my dad cried a lot and because of him I cant handle super sensitive people now....who knows what her kids will grow up to tolerate and not tolerate...its still sad and I hope someone grows some balls and says something....she is out of hand.....the sad thing she probably doesnt realize it since she gets praise for being a great parent and person....

[Smitty]

If Dave is buying her out of the house (assuming they have equity) Laura should get a big chunk of cash. She's not paying rent at Tummy's (at least not monetarily), so she's covered there (yogurts aside).

What does a struggling addict do with a bunch of extra cash lying around? Spend it wisely?

Doubtful...

They have no equity. Zillow the house for yourself! 5225 Stone Ct, San Diego, CA They paid MORE than what it's currently worth and that doesn't take into account the money they dumped into it to upgrade that kitchen of theirs. Not to mention the numerous cash out refi's they did. Oh what will Laura do without her beautiful Bardon kitchen equipped with built-in wine bottle racks?

[wanky]

Some say?... Usually?

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okay, I need to restate what I previously said: Children become innocent victims of immature parents who never should have had kids in the first place! It's a tragic thing!

[boris85]

Okay, so she's having Charlie go to cooking camp? Guess she's going to start making him cook the meals to. Until then I guess she will still have to keep ordering pizza and mooching yogurt off of teenagers. I wonder if Charlie and Evan have ever seen the inside of a grocery store. Poor Charlie he sounds like he's the one always taking care of mama. It's just not right.

Looks like a job for Turko

[BebeSD]

1) She let a 7-year old bathe her daughter unsupervised.
2) She went to Wal Mart to buy a shirt for the luncheon instead of going home, when she's trying to save money and can't buy yogurt.

I can believe Charlie's playing the dad, though. That's one strong parent model (seemingly), and he's already had practice taking care of his mother and sister.

[listener13]

They have no equity. Zillow the house for yourself! 5225 Stone Ct, San Diego, CA They paid MORE than what it's currently worth and that doesn't take into account the money they dumped into it to upgrade that kitchen of theirs. Not to mention the numerous cash out refi's they did. Oh what will Laura do without her beautiful Bardon kitchen equipped with built-in wine bottle racks?

Well, surely someone would pay way over market for it.....she is a "big deal" in San Diego, remember. And, she'll probably start shilling for a mortgage company so that they can save on the closing costs.

We're not completely sure that they don't have a lot of equity - in essence, they could have moved in with a bunch of $$$$ from their previous house.....oh wait, I forgot - it's "pass-me-the-blow" Laura Cain - you're right, they're screwed. And I can't even IMAGINE what the inside of that house looks like with those chimpy kids and one parent watching them (we hope he's watching them).

[itz_me_tom]

They have no equity. Zillow the house for yourself! 5225 Stone Ct, San Diego, CA They paid MORE than what it's currently worth and that doesn't take into account the money they dumped into it to upgrade that kitchen of theirs. Not to mention the numerous cash out refi's they did. Oh what will Laura do without her beautiful Bardon kitchen equipped with built-in wine bottle racks?

You know, of course, that the amount you see on Zillow is more of a taxable rate, much like a tax assessor's rate and not a current market rate. That price is probably based on others in the neighborhood that are the same size house and lot. It wouldn't necessarily include cabinets and other upgrades.

Even though the market is flat, you really don't know that until you list it and get offers.

[mel41099]

Oh! I just remembered something! Kristin texted me that new episodes of Intervention start tonight! Whoo-hoo!


I guess she's hoping to catch some of her friends on there.

[mel41099]

They have no equity. Zillow the house for yourself! 5225 Stone Ct, San Diego, CA They paid MORE than what it's currently worth and that doesn't take into account the money they dumped into it to upgrade that kitchen of theirs

The house may have lost market vaue since they bought it, but zillow does not give you mortgage info - they probably have equity, I doubt it was 100% financing.

[SadSadSad]

BTW if Rehab is the New Black thank God I am out of style.

[boris85]

I guess she's hoping to catch some of her friends on there.

you know she sits around and watches it with the kids. At Jeff's pure (yah right!) house - they have family viewing night for American Idol (aka American Idiot). At Laura's house, they watch Intervention. Instead of popcorn, they sniff powered sugar, smoke cinammon sticks, and drink apple juice out of old Jack Daniel's bottle - just like mama!

[sameome]

And, she'll probably start shilling for a mortgage company so that they can save on the closing costs.
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She did. I already heard it like a month ago. Forgot the company though.

[wonkatania]

Hey Wonkatania --- :angel: will you be an angel and make us a graphic of Jeff and Jer as those two old muppet guys? I don't know how or I'd do it myself.

SDReadhead, Here's to you, Enjoy:


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