San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[ca_girl]

It saddens me that marriages nowadays are so expendible. I know I wasn't there to go through the experience of living with an addict- it must have been really tough for Dave and the kids.
Having been married to an addict, I feel for DAVE. Laura made (and most likely still makes) horrible choices in life. I don't blame anyone for getting divorced in this situation - especially, because I know what it does to the people in the marriage, their families & what it does to the marriage itself.

Re: the yogurts - So she waited until they all had their yogurts to try & pay? I always pull my $ out before I get my stuff, that way, I'm not fumbling around trying to hold my stuff & pay. I'm surprised she didn't ask Charlie to pay! He always has money.

[krak70]

What the ef??? Just shows you how serious they all are about this whole thing. I bet the only reason she went to rehab was so she could be just like Nicole, Lindsey, Brittney, etc., etc., etc.

I'm sure she thought that since they are REALLY big deals, she wants to be just like them. What a joke.

Train wreck, train wreck, train wreck...that's why we can't stop watching!

[sameome]

Re: the yogurts - So she waited until they all had their yogurts to try & pay? I always pull my $ out before I get my stuff, that way, I'm not fumbling around trying to hold my stuff & pay. I'm surprised she didn't ask Charlie to pay! He always has money.
Like somebody has said, I think she thought she would get the yogurts for free.

[SadSadSad]

Looks like a job for Turko

I tried to Turko. Even he's afraid of Clear Channel. I can just hope that the A Team sees my secretly coded message in the Union-Trib and responds to my plea for help. :bandit:

[boris85]

Prepare to be horrified. The weakly bowelled should grab a Depends - I give you.....Pam (aka Chloris Leachman in clown make up). Jer is always commenting on how hot she is - well it's obvious that he is clinically blind - as evidenced by the red-tipped cane at his side (out of picture)
:puke: http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2873257#152433331-L-LB

[boris85]

Having been married to an addict, I feel for DAVE. Laura made (and most likely still makes) horrible choices in life. I don't blame anyone for getting divorced in this situation - especially, because I know what it does to the people in the marriage, their families & what it does to the marriage itself.

Re: the yogurts - So she waited until they all had their yogurts to try & pay? I always pull my $ out before I get my stuff, that way, I'm not fumbling around trying to hold my stuff & pay. I'm surprised she didn't ask Charlie to pay! He always has money.

She's used up Chimp's cash. Most normal people take the cash out before ordering, as you said, so they know how much they can afford. Must be nice to be Mrs. Howell, Laura! My money is on the fact that Chimp is his mama's mule - probably walks around with a stomach full of drug filled balloons. "Mama, do I have to go potty again? Yes, Charlie, mama needs her special candy, take this medicine like a good boy. But mama, Ex-Lax tastes funny. Oh Charlie - mama got you the yummy gum kind!"

[SadSadSad]

Prepare to be horrified. The weakly bowelled should grab a Depends - I give you.....Pam (aka Chloris Leachman in clown make up). Jer is always commenting on how hot she is - well it's obvious that he is clinically blind - as evidenced by the red-tipped cane at his side (out of picture)
:puke: http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2873257#152433331-L-LB

Oh no, Boris pulled a Dilbert. Damn those spritzers! Check out post 5053

[11ListenerNot]

I never ever get my feelings hurt and I can sure take it when people talk or write bad crap about me
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Tommy, might you be talking about our little group?:wavey2:


I just got home and I’m doing some work and ready to take the kids out and go shopping for clothes and take some of the friends that are here back up to Temecula.

I think Tommy and Laura are competing to see who is the worst shopaholic!

[boris85]

Oh no, Boris pulled a Dilbert. Damn those spritzers! Check out post 5053

Huhhh. Boris does not post Dilberts. If you notice, while the term "clown" was used generically, I specifically attributed the horrific look to the great Chloris Leachman, and alumni of the beloved "Facts of Life" series and one turkey necked, sexy woman. In addition, I shared Jer's battle with blindness with you all - that is why he must go around grabby breasts - it's the new version of the feeling faces technique to identify people. I also did not include the image in the body of the text, but kindly offered a link instead. I found it more tasteful than posting the nude one I keep as my screen saver.:spock:

[11ListenerNot]

jer:
She's not paying rent at Tummy's (at least not monetarily), so she's covered there (yogurts aside).
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Was Tummy a typo or intentional. I hope the latter lol!

[boris85]

I never ever get my feelings hurt and I can sure take it when people talk or write bad crap about me
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Tommy, might you be talking about our little group?:wavey2:


I just got home and I’m doing some work and ready to take the kids out and go shopping for clothes and take some of the friends that are here back up to Temecula.

I think Tommy and Laura are competing to see who is the worst shopaholic!

Never? How about - you look like an Umpa Lumpa of steroids; you're as wide as you are tall; you abandoned your Guamanian heritage because you were tipping the little island over and it started to take on water; you look like the Bob's Big Boy statue, minus the white chef hat (God I miss that place); and your mother Rosa looks like a refugee from Schindler's List - stop hogging all the food and share some with her...your diet doesn't start until tomorrow is it? :fro:

[boris85]

jer:
She's not paying rent at Tummy's (at least not monetarily), so she's covered there (yogurts aside).
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Was Tummy a typo or intentional. I hope the latter lol!


First of all - Laura is paying rent at Tommy's. Payment is not always based on monetary exchange...

[11ListenerNot]

She did. I already heard it like a month ago. Forgot the company though
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Great. Sell the house. Now Tommy has a roomate for life. She obviously doesn't have enough money to live on her own. I think her and Britney are in the same boat-both have had major meltdowns recently

[boris85]

This site is lagging. People had better perk up, or I am going to have to start charging for my infinite wisdom and razor-sharp wit. Hold on a second - what? - what? No, not now Tabitha, I'm busy.

[SadSadSad]

I never ever get my feelings hurt and I can sure take it when people talk or write bad crap about me
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Tommy, might you be talking about our little group?:wavey2:

Oh, Tommy is lying to himself again....what's new? If he didn't get his feelings hurt he would respond professionally to emails listeners write not like a 5 year old. Meanwhile, I don't think he could be talking about us because there is no crap here, just the truth and Tommy, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! May the caps be with you.

[listener13]

Prepare to be horrified. The weakly bowelled should grab a Depends - I give you.....Pam (aka Chloris Leachman in clown make up). Jer is always commenting on how hot she is - well it's obvious that he is clinically blind - as evidenced by the red-tipped cane at his side (out of picture)
:puke: http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2873257#152433331-L-LB

Boris: Thank you! I was over my Weight Watchers points for the day - had a nice puke (which ALSO counts as activity points - you WW people know what I'm talking about). So, I think I'll go get me some yogurt and emmmmmm.......PAY FOR IT.

[SadSadSad]

This site is lagging. People had better perk up, or I am going to have to start charging for my infinite wisdom and razor-sharp wit. Hold on a second - what? - what? No, not now Tabitha, I'm busy.

I just mailed you some "Nickels and Dimes". Hoo! Ha! Where do I come up with these? Yes, I know that one was really bad. Sorry everyone.

[boris85]

Boris: Thank you! I was over my Weight Watchers points for the day - had a nice puke (which ALSO counts as activity points - you WW people know what I'm talking about). So, I think I'll go get me some yogurt and emmmmmm.......PAY FOR IT.

Well - that was my comment on Pam. Now, if you'll notice, Jer looks surpsingly like the beloved Dr. Zaius.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Drzaius.jpg

"Oooh, rock my Dr. Zaius" We know how much Jer loves musicals: http://www.theforbidden-zone.com/tv/simpsons.shtml

[surfing_texan]

According to CPS regulations, Laura is a good candidate to at least be investigated. I'm surprised she hasn't been reported already.

Reading about the yogurt disaster, and her diary today raises several red flags in my mind.
1) McDonalds bags, frozen yogurt, a chocolate covered child (which implies consumption of chocolate..but with the stripper thing..you never know)...how much junk do those kids consume every time they're with her?? Not feeding your children properly can lead to several health problems...how can she not know this?
2) She allowed "neighbor girls" to bathe her child unattended? Not in this day and age, my friend! Maybe they're nice girls, but you never know. I'm curious as to what she was doing that prevented her from bathing her kid herself.

[boris85]

According to CPS regulations, Laura is a good candidate to at least be investigated. I'm surprised she hasn't been reported already.

Reading about the yogurt disaster, and her diary today raises several red flags in my mind.
1) McDonalds bags, frozen yogurt, a chocolate covered child (which implies consumption of chocolate..but with the stripper thing..you never know)...how much junk do those kids consume every time they're with her?? Not feeding your children properly can lead to several health problems...how can she not know this?
2) She allowed "neighbor girls" to bathe her child unattended? Not in this day and age, my friend! Maybe they're nice girls, but you never know. I'm curious as to what she was doing that prevented her from bathing her kid herself.

well said. catch a nice one, my friend. I think we have the next contestants on Shaq's Big Challenge.

[Texasgirl]

I'm sitting here reading all this and I think (as a Mom that has gone through a divorce....) that someone needs to step in and HELP Laura.
She is a train wreck. She needs to NOT be writing this stuff for public consumption. All of this will definitely come back to bite her in the butt. DaveCain has to know about these problems - he needs to step in and protect his children, too.

I seriously hope she is getting some on-going counseling and maybe considers a parenting class. She is doing her children a huge disservice by subjecting them to her chaotic life....:disa:

Laura will continue putting her children and herself in danger until somone stops her. She can probably fool herself into thinking her actions are innocent fun and games, but I would bet my last dollar that people around her know the truth. Tommy, Michelle, his kids, Dave, Jeff, Jer, Randy, Emily, the nanny, the maid, and anyone else who knows have to confront her and make the consequences high enough that she gets the help she needs. Once an addict, always an addict; if Laura doesn't replace using with a different activity she is doomed. My husband is "addicted" to AA meetings and his sponsor has been a lifeline. (Drunks don't always fall off the wagon when life is hard, but it is more likely when everything is great and they talk themselves into thinking they can handle it.) Laura has too much time and money on her hands and not enough responsibility to keep her out of trouble. How do I know? Been there, done that...but not any more.

[boris85]

Laura will continue putting her children and herself in danger until somone stops her. She can probably fool herself into thinking her actions are innocent fun and games, but I would bet my last dollar that people around her know the truth. Tommy, Michelle, his kids, Dave, Jeff, Jer, Randy, Emily, the nanny, the maid, and anyone else who knows have to confront her and make the consequences high enough that she gets the help she needs. Once an addict, always an addict; if Laura doesn't replace using with a different activity she is doomed. My husband is "addicted" to AA meetings and his sponsor has been a lifeline. (Drunks don't always fall off the wagon when life is hard, but it is more likely when everything is great and they talk themselves into thinking they can handle it.) Laura has too much time and money on her hands and not enough responsibility to keep her out of trouble. How do I know? Been there, done that...but not any more.

spritzers all around:cheers:

[boris85]

I know, let's talk about Emily some more...:)

[boris85]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

http://www.thesocialdiary.com/images/jewelball_06_024.jpg

[11ListenerNot]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

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They both look like red-faced puffy alcoholics

[boris85]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

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They both look like red-faced puffy alcoholics

Pass the ciggy baby while I listen to my man Jer sign some Frank at the piano. Is he married to Liza with a bad dye job? You don't get a gut like that on booze alone - there's meat in that there belly!

[yourmama]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

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They both look like red-faced puffy alcoholics
I have seen 2 pictures of Pam in just this one week. yeegads Batman! What up with the jewlery, and bad clothes? and did she use a make up gun ala the Simpsons? maybe her stylist is one Laura Cain!?

[boris85]

I have seen 2 pictures of Pam in just this one week. yeegads Batman! What up with the jewlery, and bad clothes? and did she use a make up gun ala the Simpsons? maybe her stylist is one Laura Cain!?

I give you Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Gilligan (Randy), Skipper (Jeff), MaryAnn (Delana), Ginger in her latter, wrinkled and drunken years (Laura), the other Ginger in her hot years(Emily), and Professor (Rick) are just around the corner. Hey, is that the Harlem Globetrotters bringing up the rear?:fro:

[wonkatania]

Well - that was my comment on Pam. Now, if you'll notice, Jer looks surpsingly like the beloved Dr. Zaius.

"Oooh, rock my Dr. Zaius"

BORIS: I can see what you mean, it's uncanny:

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9906/planetofapesmw9.jpg

[shello]

Jeff, now that's being a good friend!

Nice of Jeff to give her a shirt advertising rehab. So I guess that rehab can be boiled down to one thing....a fashion statement. Clearly he doesn't get it either. And then Kristen calls Laura as to when Intervention is on TV. It's a good thing that friends like you exist for Laura. Was there no room at your inn for her stay when she came home from rehab?

Yes, I don't think Laura is doing well. Sadly, I think something big happened yesterday that bummed out Tommy and Laura as they both mentioned it in their blah's. Someone needs to step up and help her.

[boris85]

I have seen 2 pictures of Pam in just this one week. yeegads Batman! What up with the jewlery, and bad clothes? and did she use a make up gun ala the Simpsons? maybe her stylist is one Laura Cain!?

That's what happens when you have a one-armed Vietnamese, 12 year-old girl shipped UPS from Saigon in a small packing crate as your personal slave and force her to apply make-up to your aged face while you shake from alcohol withdrawl.

[11ListenerNot]

And then Kristen calls Laura as to when Intervention is on TV. It's a good thing that friends like you exist for Laura. Was there no room at your inn for her stay when she came home from rehab?
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Somehow I don't think that Jeff's bible thumping, happy family who goes camping is good enough for this "big deal". I'm sure Jeff and family wouldn't want her and her wild kids living in their home, even temporarily

[listener13]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

http://www.thesocialdiary.com/images/jewelball_06_024.jpg

Wow - I thought "Caftans 'r Us" in Santee closed down - guess I had better gas up the Ford Dynasty and head on out there this weekend.

[boris85]

God - look at the disturbing image and it explains why she's never had kids

[boris85]

Now we know why Jer and she are always protesting against the Barnum and Bailey Circus - it's not the animal rights - they are mad that the circus is stealing all of her potential gowns and using them as tents.

[yourmama]

Wow - I thought "Caftans 'r Us" in Santee closed down - guess I had better gas up the Ford Dynasty and head on out there this weekend.

another example of having money does not equal = "class"

[yourmama]

Good lord - Pam looks like she could break Jer in two. Nice belly baby!

http://www.thesocialdiary.com/images/jewelball_06_024.jpg

another example of having money does not equal = "class"
or maybe she had on her Esther Williams costume? or Jer likes Pam to dress up like a mermaid?

[Smitty]

So Jeff's oldest Katy really is only 6 years younger than his current wife? Did Jeff marry Katy's best friend? Incredible!

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2874054#165237402

[wonkatania]

Have a Great Weekend!!!

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[cheekymonkey]

Wow - I thought "Caftans 'r Us" in Santee closed down - guess I had better gas up the Ford Dynasty and head on out there this weekend.


Holy cow! I just went to the website on the pic. No wonder Jer hangs out with the Lajollan's. I don't think I've ever seen so much plastic and big boobies! I'm going to have to retire my pom poms on this board. I'll just refer to the society website from now on.


at least mine are real :disa:

[pax]

As far as Laura going to meetings or not, there is a mandate when you are in an "Anonymous" program that you don't mention it at all to anyone. I would assume that mandate easily includes the J&J 11 listeners. Maybe she is going to the meetings and is actually following their rules. ??

[RowdyOne]

Have a Great Weekend!!!

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8442/jjfactorbsxp7.gifThanks, and thank you for the muppet chuckle! Curious... is making these graphics your hobby, your job, your therapy? Or all three? Have a great weekend yourself, Wonkatania...

[Wabbitsd]

WONK~ Hilarious! Thank you!

pax...please. you think she feels the rules are for HER?

The only way she is going regularly, daily is if they have a napping room where she can take a snooze.

[listener13]

So Jeff's oldest Katy really is only 6 years younger than his current wife? Did Jeff marry Katy's best friend? Incredible!

http://detrows.smugmug.com/gallery/2874054#165237402

I looked through these photos earlier, and couldn't figure out which one is Katy - is one of those girls Katy? I know Krusten - she always has that same "oh look, there's a camera" look on her face - she went to the Laura Cain "Say Cheese" school of modeling.

But yes, his daughter is not much younger than his wife. I guess the next wife will be a little older than Elizabeth.

As far as Pam and her new line of Norwegian Cruiseship "tentwear" - maybe she's just warming the thing up for when Cirque de Soleil comes back to town.

Now, the ONE and only non-sarcastic thing I'll say for the Cesaks is that they do very good things for animal rights - and that's not a laughing matter or a joke. It's definitely their life's mission, and I respect them for that.

But, I'm wondering if the tents scare the animals.

[SDReadhead]

SDReadhead, Here's to you, Enjoy:


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:bow: Hats of to you, Wonkatania! You are a hero indeed!

[Jer]

They have no equity. Zillow the house for yourself! 5225 Stone Ct, San Diego, CA They paid MORE than what it's currently worth and that doesn't take into account the money they dumped into it to upgrade that kitchen of theirs. Not to mention the numerous cash out refi's they did. Oh what will Laura do without her beautiful Bardon kitchen equipped with built-in wine bottle racks?

Ok, let's do the math:

2/8/06 Purchase Price = $633k

Zillow Curent Value = $620k
Less Loan (Assume 80% LTV = -$506k
Less $ Spent on Upgrades = -$40k
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Equity = $74k

Laura's Portion = $37k

So Dave can buy her out for $37k. If she gets this in cash, it'll be blown within six months.... But if she continues to stay at Tummy's, that's not the only thing that will be blown.

Of course, house probably isn't worth that much because of the Target Garden clearance items and Halloween decorations that are permanently attached to the exterior walls of the house.

[Jer]

Never? How about - you look like an Umpa Lumpa of steroids; you're as wide as you are tall; you abandoned your Guamanian heritage because you were tipping the little island over and it started to take on water; you look like the Bob's Big Boy statue, minus the white chef hat (God I miss that place):fro:

Classic Boris!

[Jer]

I know, let's talk about Emily some more...:)

Good idea! But the station only has room for one hottie, and Laura has cast herself in that role even though the calendar and eyeballs prove otherwise.

My theory is that Laura will eliminate Emily in a fit of jealous rage, using one of the follo wing methods:

1)Strangle her with a pair of her freakleshly cropped pants
2)Douse her with a superhuman spray of Staph from an open sore on her scalp
3)Act like she's Emily's mother and allow her to run around with scissors

...of course, she could always tackle her in the hallway and try to suck the life energy of beauty and youth from Emily's mouth like a vampire. Just a thought.

[Jer]

jer:
She's not paying rent at Tummy's (at least not monetarily), so she's covered there (yogurts aside).
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Was Tummy a typo or intentional. I hope the latter lol!

Little Tummy is an oxymoron, so I'll just stick with Tummy. And his flipped up 80's style hair ala Andrew McCarthy Pretty in Pink. Looked good on a six foot plus actor, but not so much on a five foot manimal.

[surfing_texan]

I think "Manimal" might just be my new favorite word!

And just for you Boris...next time I see Emily in the water...I'll put in a good word

[RowdyOne]

...And just for you Boris...next time I see Emily in the water...I'll put in a good word

And that word would be...

[SDReadhead]

And that word would be...

"Get the heck of that boring spewgram before your name becomes permanently associated with that pack of losers!!!"

[RowdyOne]

And that word would be...

By golly Emily, you shure can float good on yer back speshly with yer nibbles above water.... can you show me why, huh? huh? Oh, Dr. Bucko made that happen? Ah, I see. :wow:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I was just surfing the web and came across a review of Jerry's "Nickels' & Dimes" play - here's the first comment that caught my attention:

"As the dynamic duo, Johnny Nickels and Donnie Dimes are terrific. They're fast-paced, fast-talking, great with the rat-a-tat timing the characters' shtick requires. They play off each other physically as well; Johnny is skinny, Donnie is hefty."

So, "Johnny" is Jer and "Donnie" is Jeff. Then I really laughed when I read this:

"But it was the serious moments that worked best: when Johnny confesses to being gay, when they both confront a homophobic listener; and when Donnie has to deal with his drinking problem"

So in Jerry's play - he flipped them! Wonder how close truth comes to fiction....????

I don't remember if this was covered "way back when" in this thread, but it was new to me!

[shello]

Wow, OneKidOneDogMom.....you may be on to something with your thought that Johnny and DOnnie are Jeff and Jer.

Also, there is an article in the Family/Currents section of today's U/T (Saturday) about Supernanny Jo and the top ways you can raise a happy, healthy family. Laura .....Laura needs to see it.

Is Laura with her mom or Dave's this weekend while TOmmy is dorking THAT GIRL? Does she ever talk about her mom?

As for Zillow, they are not always factual and I would tell people to be careful when researching. The info on Zillow regarding my dad's home was way off. I am sure that, with the RE market as it is now, that the Cain house, even after the fancy Bardon kitchen, is worth far less than they paid - they may even owe more than it's worth.

[Trixie]

shello - Here is some of the stuff form LC's diary entry from Friday. She talks about taking the kids to see her mom, and having to avoid the vino!


I'm driving the kids to Gramma Mary's tonight. I'm looking forward to hanging with Mom and eating lots and lots of Momma's food!!! I can't gulp down a glass of wine with her anymore, so that's gonna be weird. And, for some stupid reason I'm looking forward to blowing up the air mattress, making the "bed" and kickin' back with my babies in front of Mom's giant screen TV.

Oh! I just remembered something! Kristin texted me that new episodes of Intervention start tonight! Whoo-hoo!

See you on Monday, Diary

[11ListenerNot]

You know, one thing that this relationship will not have is jealousy and betrayal. We both think that our past has
had these, well for me for sure. If I can do away with this in my relationship then things will be fine. What I'm saying
is this: I think everyone in my life that I had a relationship with CHEATED on me or we cheated on each other
Hey, I grew up. I'm not a punk or a player or an ass anymore. I'm just a guy who wants his family, mom, children to be fine
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Who are you fooling? Did you ever hear of the phrase "you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

[11ListenerNot]

I can't gulp down a glass of wine with her anymore, so that's gonna be weird
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hmmmm..I don't believe i've ever "gulped" down a glass of wine. Sounds like a problem to me. I always sip my wine slowly to enjoy it.

[Trixie]

One time, while listening to the showgram, Laura was talking about going to a kid's b-day party at a jump house. Her mom was along, also, it may have been for her son Charlie? Anyway, she was telling how her mom and her had snuck wine into the place. I think they put it in travel coffe cups, with lids. So, it looked like coffee, but it tasted like wine.

Maybe her mom has a problem that she can't admit.
Can anyone else confirm or recollect this?

[shello]

Trixie, did I pul a Dil-b? Yikes. I remember that she was seeing a grandma/mom this weekend but only quickly skimmed her diary so I did not know if it was hers or Dave's.

And I agree with someone else that maybe a social worker should just pay a quick stop to the Sablan frat house to make sure everything is okay. I don't mean like file a claim with CPS or anything like that (that is serious stuff and I think once a claim or CPS visit has taken place that it's impossible to get away from any further suspicion. That can be damaging and very hurtful which is why I am not saying that.)

Maybe Dave, if he has concerns (and I think he should) can go over and take a look. I just worry about the kids seeing as there's lots of activity and chaos and ways for kids to get hurt (pool, tramp, damn skateboard ramps). I didn't get the name Aunt Safety for nothing.

[Wabbitsd]

"And I agree with someone else that maybe a social worker should just pay a quick stop to the Sablan frat house to make sure everything is okay"

While I believe your heart is in the right place, I don't think they (social workers) do that.

If the parents involved (the other ones, not the parties we are bagging on) are concerned, THEY should start stepping up and being parents. This isn't something the rest of us as taxpayers should be footing the bill for. Nor should a social worker be stopping by without a valid reason, in my opinion.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

One time, while listening to the showgram, Laura was talking about going to a kid's b-day party at a jump house. Her mom was along, also, it may have been for her son Charlie? Anyway, she was telling how her mom and her had snuck wine into the place. I think they put it in travel coffe cups, with lids. So, it looked like coffee, but it tasted like wine.

Maybe her mom has a problem that she can't admit.
Can anyone else confirm or recollect this?

I remember this - they were appalled that there was not going to be any alcohol and made a "quickie" run to the liquor store. Even at that time I thought it was pathetic...

I was married to an alcoholic for 8 years - anyone that can't go a couple of hours without a drink or can't function in a social situation without a drink in hand has a SERIOUS problem. As we've all been witness to this year...

[Trixie]

Thank you for the back-up OKODM. Yes, it is pathetic to have alcohol as a social crutch.
My vice is Caffeine.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

My vice is Caffeine.

Hey - it's legal, it's quick, it doesn't harm other people's air (unless you have bad coffee breath!), it's relative cheap and it comes in oh-so-many varieties! My caffeine of choice is chocolate and Peppermint Mocha - extra hot! Yum!:cheers:

[shello]

"And I agree with someone else that maybe a social worker should just pay a quick stop to the Sablan frat house to make sure everything is okay"

While I believe your heart is in the right place, I don't think they (social workers) do that. This isn't something the rest of us as taxpayers should be footing the bill for. Nor should a social worker be stopping by without a valid reason, in my opinion.

Yes, Wabbitsd, I did not really think my idea through. :disa: Not very practical. It's not like there's a bunch of social workers sitting around waiting to be called...and I know they are usually/always related to some agency. I don't know what I was trying to say other than the fact that I hope that the Sablan frat house is safe for kids.

Speaking of which, why hasn't Chips been mentioned lately?

[SDReadhead]

I remember this - they were appalled that there was not going to be any alcohol and made a "quickie" run to the liquor store. Even at that time I thought it was pathetic...

I was married to an alcoholic for 8 years - anyone that can't go a couple of hours without a drink or can't function in a social situation without a drink in hand has a SERIOUS problem. As we've all been witness to this year...

Way back in the day when Laura-Bugs-Me went on the radio and said she had gone to an AA meeting, she said that her dad had been an alcoholic and that her mom couldn't do without her wine at night. Dang, if my daughter was just out of rehab and was coming to stay at my house, I think I could go without drinking wine in front of her for the weekend!!! I guess AA recovery doesn't mean you hide from alchohol for the rest of your life, but I know that I as a mom would do whatever I could to help my daughter stay clean and sober.

:cheers: Here's to a that thought!

[insightbyjake]

I'm Geraldo Rivera, and I've just found the secret vault of the diaries of Showgram stars!!! Let's look!!!

JEFF: "Dear Diary, Today, we took the kids to Church and then a fund-raising brunch for 'Kids-in-Darfur-Who-Can't-Play-Little-League.' Our Pastor preached about the importance of giving. My precious kids decided to give two months of I-Tunes downloads to the the 'Darfur-dying-kids-without-food fund.' My kids know how to donate!!!"

JERRY: "Dear Diary, Today, I'm giving 10% of this week's salary (approximately $25,000) to the 'Darfur Dogs Who Can't Eat the Dead Humans Defense Fund.' Pam and I can't believe there are pets without homes after the slaughter of the humans in Darfur. Who will take care of these poor animals after the 750,000 slaughtered humans have failed to maintain their pet-owning responsibilities?!?! This is a cruel world!!! 'Pets of Darfur' is our focus!!"

LAURA: "What the F**K is Darfur?? I'm still trying to figure out how to NOT drink the goblet of wine my Momma is pouring me while my babies are sleeping in the back-seat of Tommy's SUV parked out in the driveway of Momma's condo. There are 126 million starving people in the world? Hell, I just want to 'relapse' and watch the pretty dancers on my favorite show!!"

RANDY: "I'm starting my 'Jimmy's Saves Darfur" campaign right now. Debbie and I will donate one dollar for every 50 dollars we spend at Disneyland and Jimmy's to help the starving Darfur kids from Arizona!"

TOMMY: "I'm doing a 'Hooters Loves Darfur' campaign staring next month with the help of THAT GIRL!"
"Kids in Darfur need bigger breasts for the Milk!"

JERRY: "Breasts?!? If you don't love breasts, you don't love Ice-cream!!"

JEFF: "This is what makes our little-town great: A love for the poor and impoverished. Remember when we had the 'Breaking-and-Entering-Rancho-Santa-Fe?' That defines who we are as 'Onward-Christian-Soldiers' " "Those people didn't have a way to store second-hand gifts! What a tragedy!!! Thank God I had Crusten who knew how to show them the 'E-Bay-World-For-Millionaires-Who-Know how-to-Make-a-Dollar-for-their-Sh*t'."

LAURA: "My babies are soldiers! Evie eats mud and Charlie is a member of the 'Chips: Don't ask-don't tell Club': My babies know what it is to be the Few...the Proud....the Sablan..."

TOMMY: "My mom is from Darfur! We grew up in poverty and strife. I remember once, when we were small....our Cruisants were COLD!"

LAURA: "I wish I had cold food. My babies had to eat melted frozen-yogurt because I didn't have the $1.26 to pay for their food. Thank God there were two third-graders there to loan me $3.26!! (Hey!!! If you're gonna borrow, might as well get enough for Two-Buck-Chuck!!!)"

[wanky]

One time, while listening to the showgram, Laura was talking about going to a kid's b-day party at a jump house. Her mom was along, also, it may have been for her son Charlie? Anyway, she was telling how her mom and her had snuck wine into the place. I think they put it in travel coffe cups, with lids. So, it looked like coffee, but it tasted like wine.

Maybe her mom has a problem that she can't admit.
Can anyone else confirm or recollect this?

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Yes, Trixie, I remember it very vividly. About the time everyone in this forum was speculating that perhaps Laura was in rehab (before her big announcement) this was the incident I recalled Laura saying out of all of her ramblings on the radio. I just thought it was odd that she was sneaking wine at a birthday party and made me think she might be an alcoholic. If J&J and her other co-workers really cared about her, they should have said something to her back then. I mean they worked very closely with her and they must have seen many signs attributing to this problem. I wonder if anybody tried to speak with her about it.

[Trixie]

Thanks for filling me in Wanky. I haven't read all the history of this Drama thread, just started reading in the Spring of 2007, and signed up to contribute this summer.

[Ritchie]

Laura sucks.

Just needed to get that out.

Now back to your regular posts.

[Wabbitsd]

To show solidarity with Ritchie...


"GET HER OFF THE SHOW!"

[RowdyOne]

What's up with Laura's more-than-usual-annoying voice this morning? Sounds like she inhaled steel wool.

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's entire vocabulary is her laugh. She acts like she is nervous and that laugh makes my skin crawl

[wanky]

Is it me or is Laura sounding worse each day? (really, no duh!..I just pulled a DB Why do they allow her to do those ads when her voice sounds really raspy? Does it sound to you like she has been smoking or something? She doesn't sound nasal anymore. It's more her throat. Her voice over the airwaves is SO ANNOYING!!!:shrug:

[SDchick]

I miss this place! I'm on summer break right now, and we have slow dial-up! (don't judge!)

Anyway, loving catching up here, but don't know if this has been mentioned. From Laura's diary regarding her dance (since I don't listen right now, not really even sure what it's about? A radio stunt or something to promote the lame show?)
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"Phillip decided to take the "fishing line, hook, reel in" move out of our dance. He heard Jeff and Jer railing on me on Tuesday morning, so he changed it up a bit. I wondered if he was offended in any way, but he was totally cool about it. In fact, I think it fired him up even more."

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Could someone fill me in? Did J&J mean that it sucked and should be removed, or was it too risque or something for Jeff's taste?

[Wabbitsd]

I think there must be some kind of joke going on where Marketing Majors come out of San Diego State University determined to offer employment no matter what to former San Diego State students.

Are we even sure Laura graduated? I can't believe she could pull together term papers and projects for her major...did Davecain do all her papers in college for her?

[Smitty]

I was just wondering, did Laura Cain get to keep the BMW X5 luxury SUV? If so, was she driving this $46,000+ car when the teenagers came out with her frozen yogurt that they decided to pay for because they felt sorry for her? They must have had a laugh over that one!

[feefifofum]

Does it sound to you like she has been smoking or something?

She probably is smoking. Have you ever walked past an AA meeting on a break? My sister started smoking like a chimney after rehab. She actually said they endorsed it to help cope. They also said not to try to quit smoking during your first year of recovery. Just speculation on my part, but I wouldn't doubt if it's more than the occasional ciggy now! :bandit:


BTW, more hankies for Jake! I get so excited to read his hilarious posts (even the ones that are super-hyphenated so that I have to scroll to the right!)

[itz_me_tom]

I miss this place! I'm on summer break right now, and we have slow dial-up! (don't judge!)



Judge? Here? Never! There are no judgement types here, what ever gave you that idea! :shrug:

[11ListenerNot]

Anyway, on a lighter note, we all went to see the movie "Underdog" on Saturday. It was pretty generic. The kids loved it, except for Evan, who was sitting on my lap the whole time and yelled at me every time I giggled at something...which wasn't often. She'd scream, "Don't laugh!"
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Here we go again, letting your child scream in the movie theatre.


Mom, the kids and I also went shopping. Charlie picked out the most stylish pair of khaki's, cool flip flops and a really cute stripped t-shirt. The outfit he pulled together was absolute perfection. And, he enjoyed doing it! He spent a good amount of time looking through the racks at Macy's for the perfect look. I love it! I have a shopping buddy!

Does this woman have any adult friends other than FH? Now her child is her new "shopping buddy". :disa:

[11ListenerNot]

[QUOTE=feefifofum]She probably is smoking. Have you ever walked past an AA meeting on a break? My sister started smoking like a chimney after rehab. She actually said they endorsed it to help cope. They also said not to try to quit smoking during your first year of recovery. Just speculation on my part, but I wouldn't doubt if it's more than the occasional ciggy now! :bandit:


It would be unfortunate if she started smoking. Trading one habit for another.

[Smitty]

[QUOTE=feefifofum]She probably is smoking. Have you ever walked past an AA meeting on a break? My sister started smoking like a chimney after rehab. She actually said they endorsed it to help cope. They also said not to try to quit smoking during your first year of recovery. Just speculation on my part, but I wouldn't doubt if it's more than the occasional ciggy now! :bandit:


It would be unfortunate if she started smoking. Trading one habit for another.


I believe she has been smoking for a long time. Perhaps since college. Read previous posts where people have witnessed her smoking and trying to conceal it from JnJ.

[11ListenerNot]

I guess she has developed a full blown "smoker's voice".

[Transplant]

I actually work from home and have the radio on in the background most mornings...but this morning i skipped the "J&J, I Love Myself Show featuring Little Toady, Laura "i'm white trailer trash" Cain, Delana (i wish she would replace Laura) and Randy "what's his name"

This morning is the first morning i didn't feel hung over when i heard their voices! And i'm not talking alcohol hung over. I'm talking "OMG, can't they do anything original or fresh anymore?" hangover.

So, I'm addicted...what' the latest news?

[Transplant]

I actually work from home and have the radio on in the background most mornings...but this morning i skipped the "J&J, I Love Myself Show featuring Little Toady, Laura "i'm white trailer trash" Cain, Delana (i wish she would replace Laura) and Randy "what's his name"

This morning is the first morning i didn't feel hung over when i heard their voices! And i'm not talking alcohol hung over. I'm talking "OMG, can't they do anything original or fresh anymore?" hangover.

So, I'm addicted...what' the latest news?

[Transplant]

sorry for thge double post....i guess i pulled a Dilbert when i was frustrated that it was posting so i clicked again@

Doah!!!!

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Transplant.

[itz_me_tom]

I guess she has developed a full blown "smoker's voice".

I don't dig ciggy's for obvious health reasons and the fact that the smoker's breath smells like sh!t!!

I do, however, love the gravely voice some women get who do smoke. ...Anyone remember Sue Delany on KGB back in the day?


Hurt me baby!!:drool:

[boris85]

Good idea! But the station only has room for one hottie, and Laura has cast herself in that role even though the calendar and eyeballs prove otherwise.

My theory is that Laura will eliminate Emily in a fit of jealous rage, using one of the follo wing methods:

1)Strangle her with a pair of her freakleshly cropped pants
2)Douse her with a superhuman spray of Staph from an open sore on her scalp
3)Act like she's Emily's mother and allow her to run around with scissors

...of course, she could always tackle her in the hallway and try to suck the life energy of beauty and youth from Emily's mouth like a vampire. Just a thought.

Emily will smother her with her boobs.

[RowdyOne]

Do Emily and Pacey ever talk on the air? I'm not pulling a D-b, I just don't tune in very often or for very long.

[Alpinemaps]

Anyway, on a lighter note, we all went to see the movie "Underdog" on Saturday. It was pretty generic. The kids loved it, except for Evan, who was sitting on my lap the whole time and yelled at me every time I giggled at something...which wasn't often. She'd scream, "Don't laugh!"
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Here we go again, letting your child scream in the movie theatre.


Someone needs to write the Showgram an email, seeking some 'help'. "I was at the movies on Saturday, watching Underdog, and this woman kept letting her little girl scream 'don't laugh!' over and over again. What should I do in that situation next time?"

:hihi:

[Transplant]

Do Emily and Pacey ever talk on the air? I'm not pulling a D-b, I just don't tune in very often or for very long.

they do once in a while...neither one of them have a "radio" voice and pacey is a little slow in his speech.

i think i heard that he also works as a waiter at the denny's in mission valley while also going to school.

[krak70]

"Anyway, on a lighter note, we all went to see the movie "Underdog" on Saturday."
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"I bought some perfume I've been wanting for awhile. It's called "Hawaii." Michael Kors makes it. I smell soooooo good today!"

I wonder how Tommy feels about her going to every single movie that is out (gotta be $30-$40 a shot with all the crap she lets those kids eat) and buying $60+ bottles of perfume when he sounds like he is paying her way these days...I wonder if it even occurs to her that she shouldn't be blowing all this money when she's getting a free ride.

Wait, I guess that's why she has all the money to blow...because she's getting a free ride, and what does it matter anyway because SHE smells so good. As long as SHE gets something out of it, it's ok, sheesh :disa:

[wonkatania]

...I guess that's why she has all the money to blow...because she's getting a free ride... :disa:

This is just a guess but, I bet money is not all she blows and she is not the only one getting a ride. :naughty:

[surfing_texan]

I'm fairly certain I saw Laura today at the shopping center off Westview Parkway in Mira Mesa...if it was indeed her, she was smoking.

She really makes me sick, and at this rate her children are going to be just as bad as she is, if not worse.

[YoungAmerican]

I listened in for just a few minutes this morning and I heard Laura talking about how expensive makeup is. She said she spent $200+ at Sephora recently.:disa: yet she couldn't afford to buy her kids a couple of yogurts??

[SDReadhead]

First of all, great one Jake! My fave part was Jerry going off on the irresponsible pet owners of Darfur.

Today drove the kids to the first day of school (why in the heck does school start so early in North County!!! Ooopss...I just gave Not-so-Little Tummy some evidence to combine with my IP address when he stalks the members of this board!). Anyhoot, drove the kids to school and had the radio on J/J. Trip only took 15 minutes, so only heard a bit, but what I did hear was so awful. First it was Laura talking about dropping about $250 in Sephora on makeup last week. (the same week as the yogurt escapade! I hope those poor teens who earn minimum wage and bailed her out weren't listening). Then some fake call about some fake shallow chick who didn't know whether to accept a proposal because the boyfriend proposed at Red Lobster instead of some expensive place. Laura was 100% on the shallow chick's side (what a surprise!) It made me so sick because I assumed that the call was fake AND I couldn't believe the discussion that a serious and happy moment regarding spending your life with another person would hinge on the locale of the proposal.

Dear Laura, please give me advice on how to live a good life and make good decisions based on solid values for my future.

Ugh!:angry:

[feefifofum]

[QUOTE=11ListenerNot]


I believe she has been smoking for a long time. Perhaps since college. Read previous posts where people have witnessed her smoking and trying to conceal it from JnJ.


Sorry if I pulled a Dillweed!

[wonkatania]

SDReadhead:

I heard that part of the show as well this morning and I have to say, when I proposed to my wife at Wienerschnitzel it was a go!!! So, for the life of me I don't understand why that person would not go for a proposal at a fancy place like Red Lobster.

But seriously, when did proposals become about the biggest, shiniest ring and the exclusive, no-price menu restaurant? Since when starting a marriage in debt become a good idea? If it is economically feasable to do it, than by all means go for it. But getting married should be about being in love and the inability to continue your daily routine without that special someone to talk to DURING the Super Bowl.

And yet people (like Laura Cain) still ask themselves why the divorce rate is beating the marriage rate. Sigh....

[feefifofum]

Actually, this is what Dillweed would have written:

Is Laura living with Tommy? Did Star switch from 100.7 to 94.1? Is smoking bad for you? You'd think the Surgeon General would let people know about something like that. If Laura is living with Tommy, does that mean her marriage is in trouble?

[krak70]

This is just a guess but, I bet money is not all she blows and she is not the only one getting a ride. :naughty:

Tee Hee :lmfao:

(p.s. after I read over what I posted, I realized that the word "blow" was completely appropriate, althought the pun wasn't intended at the time :) )

[11ListenerNot]

Someone needs to write the Showgram an email, seeking some 'help'. "I was at the movies on Saturday, watching Underdog, and this woman kept letting her little girl scream 'don't laugh!' over and over again. What should I do in that situation next time?"


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Good job Alpine!:wavey2:

[11ListenerNot]

I'm fairly certain I saw Laura today at the shopping center off Westview Parkway in Mira Mesa...if it was indeed her, she was smoking.

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It probably was her because:

1. That's not far from where Tommy lives

2. She was shopping

[BebeSD]

Someone needs to write the Showgram an email, seeking some 'help'. "I was at the movies on Saturday, watching Underdog, and this woman kept letting her little girl scream 'don't laugh!' over and over again. What should I do in that situation next time?"


Here's what Tommy would say to that email:
"If you don't like the way my FRIEND is trying HARD to raise her children, then don't go to the MOVIES anymore. There are STILL plenty of movie watchers LEFT. PS, I know who you are and where you see movies."

[surfing_texan]

I probably wouldn't have noticed the smoking woman (I'm making the safe assumption it was her), if my 4 y/o hadn't said "Momma that lady is smoking" to which I replied "and what is smoking?" "very, very bad". This is normal for him when he sees any smoker, but when I looked up and saw her, I wanted to walk over to her, and then have my child explain to her the health hazards of smoking.

I figure it's only a matter of time before she falls asleep in her new SUV during nap time, with a cigarette still in her hand and causes major damage

[boris85]

I'm fairly certain I saw Laura today at the shopping center off Westview Parkway in Mira Mesa...if it was indeed her, she was smoking.

She really makes me sick, and at this rate her children are going to be just as bad as she is, if not worse.

Laura has smoked for quite some time. She lacks class through and through - anything to cope and get by in this cruel world. :bandit:

[boris85]

SDReadhead:

I heard that part of the show as well this morning and I have to say, when I proposed to my wife at Wienerschnitzel it was a go!!! So, for the life of me I don't understand why that person would not go for a proposal at a fancy place like Red Lobster.

But seriously, when did proposals become about the biggest, shiniest ring and the exclusive, no-price menu restaurant? Since when starting a marriage in debt become a good idea? If it is economically feasable to do it, than by all means go for it. But getting married should be about being in love and the inability to continue your daily routine without that special someone to talk to DURING the Super Bowl.

And yet people (like Laura Cain) still ask themselves why the divorce rate is beating the marriage rate. Sigh....

Agreed! Laura eloped! She has no room to talk. But then again, she's the one in the past who championed the idea of getting rid of engagement rings for bigger and better models over time. For her, it's all about image, not about class or sincerity.

[Wabbitsd]

I'm so glad you guys brought up the whole engagement call...fake or not.

Here's the deal. Fake or not, the undercurrent is that those two people do not know each other well enought to get married. They both think they want to spend the rest of their lives together, but my take is that the underlying issue is that this gal doesn't want to have to answer her friends and family who ask
"Tell me all about how he proposed!!!" I totally get it.

I turned it off because I didn't want to hear how the Jef and Jerk showgram cult were going to try to guilt her into ignoring that red flag....she was supposed to get up and get over it, but she would never feel it was right...not that he was wrong in where and when he asked, it was just a big neon sign that neither of them are ready....

[iamsheens]

Here's what Tommy would say to that email:
"If you don't like the way my FRIEND is trying HARD to raise her children, then don't go to the MOVIES anymore. There are STILL plenty of movie watchers LEFT. PS, I know who you are and where you see movies."


hahahahahah.....I hate screaming children in theaters and cell phone talkers. Its so rude and if you have a kid in a theater you should be taking them outside the movie to calm them down. Of course Laura would never do that cause she is such a big deal that the rest of theater has to deal with her kids actions. And I can't believe she has no guilt spending all her money on make up, perfume, movies, clothes, and whatever else. If I were Tommy I'd be pissed and kicking her to the curb. Seriously, I cant believe the people around her are allowing her to live her life this way, like a teenager with no responsibilities...it is ironic she spent all this other money on herself but had no money for the frozen yogurt.

And I really wish I could listen to J&J AT work but they are blocked. The proposal story is stupid....at least she was proposed to...I know tons of girls who's only goal in life is to get married (horrible midwest trend). I know if it were my situation I'd be a little ashamed because I dont like Red Lobster but I wouldn't have to think about if I were going to marry someone due to the location I was proposed at. That's shallow....I guarantee if that makes you re-consider things then your probably not in love with that person.Plus for all we know the girl may have left out an important part like maybe Red Lobster was where they had their first date or something...its not like red lobster is even that bad of a resturant...not my cup of tea cuz I dont like sea food but I can think of worse places to be proposed at...

So did the phone call end with her making some sort of decision on if she was going to accept the proposal or not? I feel bad for that guy...I imagine it takes every ounce of courage to propose to someone and then for the person to be like I'll get back to you, that has to suck....

I'm glad Im not shallow like all these people we talk about.

[surfing_texan]

My husband proposed while I was sitting on the floor of his bathroom watching him shave. "You think we should get married? We could get married in a couple weeks" and all I said was, "yeah, right". There was no ring, no candles, no flowers. 2 days later he showed up with a ring, we got married at the court house and had a "real" wedding 3 months later. My take on it, is that when it is right, you don't need all the other superficial crap, and I agree with Wabbit...if you do need it, you probably aren't ready. I wanted a marriage, not a story to tell, or a wedding.

[iamsheens]

I probably wouldn't have noticed the smoking woman (I'm making the safe assumption it was her), if my 4 y/o hadn't said "Momma that lady is smoking" to which I replied "and what is smoking?" "very, very bad". This is normal for him when he sees any smoker, but when I looked up and saw her, I wanted to walk over to her, and then have my child explain to her the health hazards of smoking.

I figure it's only a matter of time before she falls asleep in her new SUV during nap time, with a cigarette still in her hand and causes major damage


I agree and its great that you are teaching your kid that smoking is bad at such a young age....sadly enough I saw some show where kids at the age of like 13 said they had tried smoking cigs by the age of 10. How kids are getting ahold of cigaretts and knowing what to do with them and wanting to try it out is sad....maybe I was just scared of everything in the world till I was an adult. haha

[iamsheens]

My husband proposed while I was sitting on the floor of his bathroom watching him shave. "You think we should get married? We could get married in a couple weeks" and all I said was, "yeah, right". There was no ring, no candles, no flowers. 2 days later he showed up with a ring, we got married at the court house and had a "real" wedding 3 months later. My take on it, is that when it is right, you don't need all the other superficial crap, and I agree with Wabbit...if you do need it, you probably aren't ready. I wanted a marriage, not a story to tell, or a wedding.

I agree too...I bet it meant more because you probably weren't expecting it.

I rather have something low key then something totally romantic because that isn't who I am. Anyways I would have thought shallow people would care more about the size of the ring then the location of the proposal....

back to the radio story...when the girl told the story did she mention the ring at all? i could see someone declining a proposal cause the ring wasn't big enough....those girls don't deserve to be married haha

[iamsheens]

Actually, this is what Dillweed would have written:

Is Laura living with Tommy? Did Star switch from 100.7 to 94.1? Is smoking bad for you? You'd think the Surgeon General would let people know about something like that. If Laura is living with Tommy, does that mean her marriage is in trouble?

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just about a dead on dilbert impression....

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Laura's entire vocabulary is her laugh. She acts like she is nervous and that laugh makes my skin crawl

I'm on vacation this week and didn't listen this morning (and haven't read all the posts from today) but have to agree with this post - she laughs at EVERYTHING! And she sounds like she's walking a tightrope of having to be "funny" and "entertaining" and "hip" and "all that"....nothing natural about her anymore.

[Texasgirl]

Today drove the kids to the first day of school (why in the heck does school start so early in North County!!! Ooopss...I just gave Not-so-Little Tummy some evidence to combine with my IP address when he stalks the members of this board!). Anyhoot, drove the kids to school and had the radio on J/J. Trip only took 15 minutes, so only heard a bit, but what I did hear was so awful. First it was Laura talking about dropping about $250 in Sephora on makeup last week.
Ugh!:angry:

I, also, was back in the car this morning driving kids to school and listened for about ten minutes before popping in the "Rent" cd. You skipped over the kid-friendly discussion about the Chinese toy maker. I briefly thought J and J chose a fun topic for back to school. That evaporated when one of the J's described how this man hung himself on the factory floor after the toys were recalled because of lead paint. WTF???

[Khaki454]

Ok...I'm not trying to pull a Dil-b or anything...but I need help...

I found a picture that I think you'll all enjoy, but I can't post it on the forum! When I click on 'insert a picture' and then I preview it before I post, the only thing that it shows is the hyperlink...

Can anyone help?! I'm a new poster...:wavey2:

[ca_girl]

Tommy's Blog: SLEEP and NAPS may be the best things EVER and MUCH NEEDED if you want to feel good or feel at your best.

Doesn't he realize we know he's trying to say it's OK for LBM to nap all day every day? How many movies has she taken those kids to? I think Underdog was at least appropriate for their age (unlike every other movie she takes them to).

Count me among those that hope Dave & Danell look into whether those kids are in a healthy environment!!

[Ritchie]

Ok, let's do the math:

2/8/06 Purchase Price = $633k

Zillow Curent Value = $620k
Less Loan (Assume 80% LTV = -$506k
Less $ Spent on Upgrades = -$40k
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Equity = $74k

Laura's Portion = $37k

So Dave can buy her out for $37k. If she gets this in cash, it'll be blown within six months.... But if she continues to stay at Tummy's, that's not the only thing that will be blown.

Of course, house probably isn't worth that much because of the Target Garden clearance items and Halloween decorations that are permanently attached to the exterior walls of the house.

It would be my guess that she makes more than Dave. If that is the case then she would have to pay him money. They have been married for more than 10 years so he should be able to get alimony for life as long as he doesn't remarry.

[Ritchie]

First of all, great one Jake! My fave part was Jerry going off on the irresponsible pet owners of Darfur.

Today drove the kids to the first day of school (why in the heck does school start so early in North County!!! Ooopss...I just gave Not-so-Little Tummy some evidence to combine with my IP address when he stalks the members of this board!). Anyhoot, drove the kids to school and had the radio on J/J. Trip only took 15 minutes, so only heard a bit, but what I did hear was so awful. First it was Laura talking about dropping about $250 in Sephora on makeup last week. (the same week as the yogurt escapade! I hope those poor teens who earn minimum wage and bailed her out weren't listening). Then some fake call about some fake shallow chick who didn't know whether to accept a proposal because the boyfriend proposed at Red Lobster instead of some expensive place. Laura was 100% on the shallow chick's side (what a surprise!) It made me so sick because I assumed that the call was fake AND I couldn't believe the discussion that a serious and happy moment regarding spending your life with another person would hinge on the locale of the proposal.

Dear Laura, please give me advice on how to live a good life and make good decisions based on solid values for my future.

Ugh!:angry:

I tuned in and listened to part of the show with the girl that got engaged at Red Lobster.

I knew right away it was staged. Her words were clear, she spoke with well rehearsed lines. These guys suck.

And Laura was showing just how shallow she was by agreeing with everything. I can't tell you how much that dumb chick annoys me.

[Ritchie]

Ok...I'm not trying to pull a Dil-b or anything...but I need help...

I found a picture that I think you'll all enjoy, but I can't post it on the forum! When I click on 'insert a picture' and then I preview it before I post, the only thing that it shows is the hyperlink...

Can anyone help?! I'm a new poster...:wavey2:

I don't think this qualifies as pulling a Dilbert. Pulling a Dilbert would be telling us something like "Hey, I heard Laura is living with Tommy."

Anyway, the image thing should work. Make sure to include the whole url with the http in front of it. Otherwise you may have trouble.

Or go ahead and post the link. I don't mind having to click an extra link if I have to for a good laugh.

[Ritchie]

The proposal story is stupid....at least she was proposed to...I know tons of girls who's only goal in life is to get married (horrible midwest trend).

Ya, what is that all about? It seems like a lot of girls main goal in life is to get married and have someone take care of them.

Whenever I run into any of these girls, I make it clear that IF it ever comes to marriage that a iron clad pre-nup will be in place. Usually they show their true colors before too long and I get rid of them.

Notice I said a lot of girls, not all.

[feefifofum]

Whenever I run into any of these girls, I make it clear that IF it ever comes to marriage that a iron clad pre-nup will be in place.

Ritchie must be $Richie$!

[Trixie]

1-888-343-THIN is the only number that FH needs.

Does he even consider who sponsors his blog.

If he reads these posts, he should see this number, and make a note of it. The diet starts when you make the call.

Thin and Think are 2 words that aren't in his vocabulary.

Think Thin! Yeah, that'll get FH fatter faster. Faster or just fast. FH has had enough food this year already, to get him thru breaking & entering xmas if he just fasts until Dec...

[cheekymonkey]

I'm thinking if I should just do the basic nice dinner with Michelle and just get dressed up and go out and maybe see a movie too OR get on a plane and go to Vegas and get drunk and blow money on roulette and try to see LOVE the Beatles show? I do promise NO TEQUILA, because TEQUILA would make me come back home with rings on our fingers and that's not what we need to do at this time in our lives. :) I'm thinking about doing LAS VEGAS! I never had anyone to share a birthday weekend with before.


So there goes his not drinking anymore. I just hope Laura doesn't tag along. :cheers:

[cheekymonkey]

1-888-343-THIN is the only number that LT needs.

Does he even consider who sponsors his blog.

If he reads these posts, he should see this number, and make a note of it. The diet starts when you make the call.

Thin and Think are 2 words that aren't in his vocabulary.

Think Thin! Yeah, that'll get LT fatter faster. Faster or just fast. LT has had enough food this year already, to get him thru breaking & entering xmas if he just fasts until Dec...


Trixie, I think we took a board vote and decided it was an insult to LaDainian Tomlinson to refer to Tommy as LT. Hence he will be known as FH. Fathead. Please refrain from calling him LT going forward seeing as Charger season is right around the corner.

Thank you,

:shakehand

Cheekymonkey :)

[Khaki454]

Thanks Ritchie!


Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg

Even while on my death bed, I'd NEVER (caps intentional) let her pick out my clothes :rolleyes:

[surfing_texan]

Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/..._Pam_Cesak.jpg

reminds me of that crazy ass dinosaur in Jurassic Park

[cheekymonkey]

Thanks Ritchie!


Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg

Even while on my death bed, I'd NEVER (caps intentional) let her pick out my clothes :rolleyes:


Holy Cannoli!!! Definitely left over from the club scenes from the 80's. Remember all the gold lame'? Maybe she partied with Andy Warhol? Ahhh....memories...Diego's P.B. good times, good times. :censored:

[longcommute]

Tried posting the pic for you and I can't get it either!

Check out the botox...wow. That's probably as much as she can smile. Or close her eyes. That is the wierdest hoodie I've ever seen. Nice zipper.

[shello]

QUOTE by Khaki454.........

Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg


Yep, the more money you have the more you can spend to make yourself look stupid, as evidenced by Pam's little gold lame number. For others it's just money for plastic surgery to look stupid.

And once again, Jer looks half lit...and kinda mean too. Oooh, wonder what an evening is like at the St. John, er. Cesak household.

[shello]

In reading Laura's diary, I think she might shop too much. Does she strike anyone as a very addictive person?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

In reading Laura's diary, I think she might shop too much. Does she strike anyone as a very addictive person?

Is this a classic Dilbert?

[Wabbitsd]

cheeky, thanks for doing the patrol duty about FH! LOL!!!

[Trixie]

My sincere apoligies. I went back to edit that post, and recorded the appropriate changes.

For punishment, I will also join the FH patrol, ensuring that posters use FH.

[Ritchie]

In reading Laura's diary, I think she might shop too much. Does she strike anyone as a very addictive person?

shello pulled a Dilbert.

[Ritchie]

Thanks Ritchie!


Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg

Even while on my death bed, I'd NEVER (caps intentional) let her pick out my clothes :rolleyes:

She dresses Jer. He talks about how he just puts on whatever she puts out for him.

[SDReadhead]

In reading Laura's diary, I think she might shop too much. Does she strike anyone as a very addictive person?

I'm not sure if she is an addictive person or not. Once I think I heard that she might drink too much, but maybe that's just a rumor. One thing that I am beginning to suspect is that she might not take very good care of her kids. Any ideas on that one? :gle:

[krak70]

I'm not sure if she is an addictive person or not. Once I think I heard that she might drink too much, but maybe that's just a rumor. One thing that I am beginning to suspect is that she might not take very good care of her kids. Any ideas on that one? :gle:


OMG, you're kidding right? Please tell me you're kidding!!

[newgal]

I'm not sure if she is an addictive person or not. Once I think I heard that she might drink too much, but maybe that's just a rumor. One thing that I am beginning to suspect is that she might not take very good care of her kids. Any ideas on that one? :gle:

You're kilin' me! Great come back by the way, I love getting to start my day with a laugh, and I mean from these postings not the J&J show. I don't even listen anymore, this blog is all the entertainment I need!

[cheekymonkey]

cheeky, thanks for doing the patrol duty about FH! LOL!!!

Anytime darling!

[loriraesd]

[QUOTE=Khaki454]Thanks Ritchie!


Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg

All I can say is that's one scary looking woman...........

[11ListenerNot]

Did anyone hear "Laura's big announcement?" Tommy has a girlfriend! Come one, we know everyone reads his blog (after all, his blog is the most read everywhere). He talks about THAT GIRL every day. And then Jeff and Jer acted so shocked-uggg
Come on, you talk about staged.

The worse part was that they dragged this out for the longest time with commercials in between to keep us all in suspense of what Laura was going to say next (not):disa:

[Layla]

So...did anyone listen today when they were doing the bit about door to door sales people? A woman was on the phone talking about the ATT guy who came to her house. I called in (I wanted to see if all the calls ARE staged, I usually listen to DSC and I'm always on for random stuff, I get bored on my commute:) ) Anyway, I tell tommy that a Kirby sales person came to my door, he cut me off and asked if I sell Kirby, I say no, and he tells me that they are looking for the ACTUAL sales person to call...didn't make sense, considering the call they were taking on air at the time. I then called again, and told them that my 18 yr old gorgeous niece sold Knives door-to-door, if that's not possibly good radio fodder, what is? Nope, he didn't bite, said the same thing. Right as I hung up, they took a call from some dimwit who couldn't string together a coherent sentence, who's brother's girlfriend sold something. I clicked over to 94.9 for music at that point. :rolleyes:

[SDtoOC]

Well...the one thing that I can say is that for a man who LOVES boobs, he sure missed the mark with Pam. She seems to resemble the great American flat lands. Unless the picture is deceiving, I had assumed that Jer's Pam might have "a rack" (Jer's term, not mine!) like Pam Anderson.

Jer is not winning any fashion contests, either. Every one of his sport coats that I have seen look simply awful. Just goes to prove that lots of money does NOT equal class or good taste. You can't buy class. That fact is more than apparent in these photos.

[RowdyOne]

Did anyone hear "Laura's big announcement?" Tommy has a girlfriend! Come one, we know everyone reads his blog (after all, his blog is the most read everywhere). He talks about THAT GIRL every day. And then Jeff and Jer acted so shocked-uggg
Come on, you talk about staged.

The worse part was that they dragged this out for the longest time with commercials in between to keep us all in suspense of what Laura was going to say next (not):disa: I guess they had to "announce" it for the very few in the world who don't read his famous blog. And also to justify to addicted listeners, his taking THAT GIRL to VEGAS for his BIRTHDAY and prepare them for all his detailed commentary when they get back.:boring:

[11ListenerNot]

Now, everything else in my life is going great! We will talk about all that stuff later okay? Pizza man is here I gotta go now!
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Do they eat pizza every freakin day??

[Layla]

Now, everything else in my life is going great! We will talk about all that stuff later okay? Pizza man is here I gotta go now!
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Do they eat pizza every freakin day??

They get food delivered every day, that's for sure. I'm guessing it's pizza, KFC or Chinese that are the mainstays.

Disgusting.

[loriraesd]

I have to say that I too am shocked to finally see a picture of Pam..... with all of Jerm's talk about her, I was expecting her to be a real knockout.... yikes is right!

[Wabbitsd]

I'd like to share a couple of laundry loads of BLEACH after the whole bit about Fathead's girlfriend...with everyone within listening distance.

how not even high school level of maturity to even discuss someone using your bed for the deed. on the radio, even. This woman Fathead is seeing has like an 18 month old kid? Maybe her ex, Tommy's ex and the ExCain can get a group rate on getting copies of all the blogs and diaries as well as tapes of the shows to show how unfit these folks are as parents.

I can't even imagine the ex's not requiring that the kids' not be a part of all this odd living arrangement.

[yourmama]

I wrote in the showgram a couple times, and surprisinglyhave not received any response. this is what I wrote to Bob Bolinger directly:

Hi there, I have enjoyed the Jeff and Jer showgram for years since I have moved to San Diego 19 years ago. I am writting today to let you know what I have been observing and listening to for the last few months. 1) Laura went to rehab.Good for her, BUT--she is out and about and not sounding or owning up to anything let alone responsibilities. This week I have heard two showgrams that were so unappropriate, I am in my car shaking my head and wanting to turn the radio. I would love for you to call me and I will give you details, but this is JUST what I heard this week alone. One segment was about sex toys and how you use them?! ? Second segment was about what are the top 5 names of girls who put out the first date? and Laura chimming in when a guy called in to say he scored first night with 2 girls with the same name of the top 5? guess what she said? "Right on!" I cringed. Then she went on to who "walked the hall of shame?" Do you listen to what these people say and do? This is the first time that I have written in to a company, let alone complain. I am disappointed, disgusted, and dismayed at what I am hearing from the Jeff and Jer showgram now. Hope I do hear from you because I am a legit person.

I have noticed that lately in Tommy's blogs he is not making any sexual innuendo, and saying inappropriate things and then saying JUST KIDDING.
do you think maybe he was talked to??

I cannot understand how Laura can go shopping and buy outrageously expensive items like perfune for $ 65.00 an ounce and makeup at $ 200 plus? Then complain and wine because she does not have any money????

[11ListenerNot]

Quote:
Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/..._Pam_Cesak.jpg


reminds me of that crazy ass dinosaur in Jurassic Park
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Or a court jester...hee hee

[shello]

yourmama just said that Laura wined (as opposed to whined). I am not sure if this was a typo but it's perfect to describe her. (Please no offense yourmama) Since Laura laments so much on her tough life we should refer to it as wining. In another tense that could be "Egads, Laura wined today about having to wait an extra 5 mins at the makeup counter where she was purchasing too much crap, even though she does not have money for yogurt for the kids."

Also, I KNOW I pulled a Dilby earlier....I did it on purpose!

[11ListenerNot]

I called in (I wanted to see if all the calls ARE staged, I usually listen to DSC and I'm always on for random stuff, I get bored on my commute ) Anyway, I tell tommy that a Kirby sales person came to my door, he cut me off and asked if I sell Kirby, I say no, and he tells me that they are looking for the ACTUAL sales person to call...didn't make sense, considering the call they were taking on air at the time. I then called again, and told them that my 18 yr old gorgeous niece sold Knives door-to-door, if that's not possibly good radio fodder, what is? Nope, he didn't bite, said the same thing
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Just reinforces the fact that the calls are staged. These people are just plain lazy, and they are no longer creative enough to come up with anything funny. FH is an a**

[11ListenerNot]

Right as I hung up, they took a call from some dimwit who couldn't string together a coherent sentence, who's brother's girlfriend sold something. I clicked over to 94.9 for music at that point.
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Maybe that was Pacey!?

[yourmama]

yourmama just said that Laura wined (as opposed to whined). I am not sure if this was a typo but it's perfect to describe her. (Please no offense yourmama) Since Laura laments so much on her tough life we should refer to it as wining. In another tense that could be "Egads, Laura wined today about having to wait an extra 5 mins at the makeup counter where she was purchasing too much crap, even though she does not have money for yogurt for the kids."

Also, I KNOW I pulled a Dilby earlier....I did it on purpose!
yes it was intentional wine

thought it fitting!

[Carol]

Hmmm are any of us that daring to ask Laura via email how she can buy her $200 in makeup, clothes, ciggs, frequent trips out, movies, everything else she buys and then whine she is so poor she can not afford gas...

I dare you! :naughty:

[11ListenerNot]

Yesterday, I slept and read a lot. I'm trying to get over this dang cold that's taken my voice away
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Laura: What's your excuse for sleeping every day when you don't have a cold??


It was hot in his house yesterday!

I had to take a cold bath before bed just to cool down.
-----------------------------------------------------------------You think with the kind of money FH makes, he could afford air conditioning in his home....

[11ListenerNot]

Meanwhile, I'm looking in the rearview mirror at Evan, who's trying to sing the words to "What Goes Around Comes Around" on the KidzBop 12 album…which has been a permanent fixture in my CD player for the past three weeks. It's so cute. She asks for it by saying, "I want to hear the New Bad Mamma Song
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Wouldn't it be appropriate if Evan sang the New Bad Mamma Song and chimes in "and that's you mamma" hee

Her diary is becoming very stale and boring. It was more exciting when she was married and partying, there were better stories.

[Transplant]

Who's going to rag on all the stuff in todays diary first? This one is ripe for the picking!

[yourmama]

could someone please copy and paste and post laura's diary on this site? I cannot access while at work! thank you!

[Carol]

Yesterday, I slept and read a lot. I'm trying to get over this dang cold that's taken my voice away. Not good when you do a radio show.
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Huh, I had no idea obnixiously laughing at EVERY.SINGLE.THING and bitching counted as doing a radio show.

[shello]

Hmmm are any of us that daring to ask Laura via email how she can buy her $200 in makeup, clothes, ciggs, frequent trips out, movies, everything else she buys and then whine she is so poor she can not afford gas...

I dare you! :naughty:

Carol, you are being too harsh on Laura. Don't you know that as a BIG DEAL she can't be bothered with gasoline and all the other average, everyday and mundane things all of us non, we-don't-have-an-excess-of-time-and-money-on-our-hands-so-we- didn't-go-down-the-wrong-path-and-F up-our-family kind of folk?

She still has too much time (as evidence by the way she spendz her time away from work) on her hands (money..that I am not too sure of as I think the Cain's could be losing their house if I understand what a lis pendens can mean) so it sadly may be a matter of time before that takes her back to abusing drugs and alcohol. (Sorry if this comment is Dilby in nature)

Wow, that was one poorly constructed sentence! Hey, ya know what? From time to time, I am going to use all caps and NOT apologize for doing so. :fro: But I worry, oh diary, does that put me on a path of rebellion that will eventually lead me to rehab?

[pax]

Dear Diary,

I was in my car yesterday daydreaming about my kids. My kids are rad. I LOVE hanging out with them. I just thought about all the fun things we did and said to each other over the weekend and I just can't wait until I see them today. On the drive back from Mom's, Charlie and I played the alphabet game. We took turns finding things that start with each letter. Anyway, Charlie gets stuck with the final letter…Z. After a few minutes, he looks down, then looks at me with a devious twinkle in his eye.

"My shorts are unzipped, so I will now use my ZIPPER to zip them up."

Boom. Game over. Smart kid.

Meanwhile, I'm looking in the rearview mirror at Evan, who's trying to sing the words to "What Goes Around Comes Around" on the KidzBop 12 album…which has been a permanent fixture in my CD player for the past three weeks. It's so cute. She asks for it by saying, "I want to hear the New Bad Mamma Song. The Old Bad Mamma Song is "My Love" on Kidzbop 11, in case you were curious.

Yesterday, I slept and read a lot. I'm trying to get over this dang cold that's taken my voice away. Not good when you do a radio show. I finally got my sorry butt out of bed, got dressed and drove to a meeting. There were two guys who got cakes for their one year sober birthdays. I really enjoyed hearing their stories. The topic of the meeting was "powerlessness." I couldn't share because I was powerless over my dang voice. I had to mouth the closing serenity prayer as not to scare the man next to me with my witchy tone.

Today, I have to buy those dance shoes that I was supposed to have a week ago. I'm going to Carmen's on El Cajon Boulevard to find a pair of gigantic dance shoes for these boats connected to my ankles. Then, I'm going to get my babies and probably jump into Tommy's pool as soon as we get there. It was hot in his house yesterday!

I had to take a cold bath before bed just to cool down.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[itz_me_tom]

how not even high school level of maturity to even discuss someone using your bed for the deed.

The deed? Too funny, Wabbit. Are you and The Fonz going to the malt shop later?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :wavey2:

[YoungAmerican]

From FH's blog: This morning, was kind of a trip on the air. Laura did this segment where she gave evidence that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

So, what, exactly did Laura say?

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, itzme...yeah, and I also spell out S-E-X instead of saying the word....LOL!

young american...you'll have to get itzme to tell you. I just can't bring myself to bring that image to my mind again. (laying back of my little hand up against my forehead)

[shello]

The deed? Too funny, Wabbit. Are you and The Fonz going to the malt shop later?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :wavey2:

The Deed, Dorking. Voady-oh-doe-doe (like LaVerne and Shirley). It's all the same and par for the course when it comes to Tommy-speak.

Speaking of Tommy and his 14 year-old mentality, you mean to say that THAT GiRL (Hey, I hear she's his girlfriend) includes Michael Tuck and Tommy in her repetiore? With Junior Seau thrown in there too? What does that say when you have those extremes in maturity...tho the only common denominator is their yearly income?!

BTW, where is Tuck...is he on leave or something from KUSI?

[11ListenerNot]

The Deed, Dorking. Voady-oh-doe-doe (like LaVerne and Shirley). It's all the same and par for the course when it comes to Tommy-speak.

Speaking of Tommy and his 14 year-old mentality, you mean to say that THAT GiRL (Hey, I hear she's his girlfriend) includes Michael Tuck and Tommy in her repetiore? With Junior Seau thrown in there too? What does that say when you have those extremes in maturity...tho the only common denominator is their yearly income?!

BTW, where is Tuck...is he on leave or something from KUSI?
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I heard somewhere that he had a medical condition. I just don't know the details. Maybe someone else knows?

[surfing_texan]

Alright men, please clue me in...what possesses a man to think that a woman like Michelle isn't using him for his money, like she did all those other guys? Or do men know, and just not care?

[sixpac shakur]

Didn't Michael Tuck have a bout with melanoma on his face a few years back? I thought I remembered him doing a piece on his cancer but I'm not entirely sure.

[Ritchie]

The whole bit, and I say bit because it was all staged and discussed before it went on the air, about Tommy having a girl friend made her sound like she was in high school.

I listened for a few minutes before hearing her shriek about something FH said and then decided I couldn't stand to hear anymore.

I'll say it again, that chick bugs the heck out of me.

[itz_me_tom]

Alright men, please clue me in...what possesses a man to think that a woman like Michelle isn't using him for his money, like she did all those other guys? Or do men know, and just not care?

I remember a local celebrity, I think it was Ted Leitner, talking about that very subject. How do you know? Hopefully, you take in all the info on that person that's out there...I mean, that girl's history was uncovered here for god's sake, it wouldn't necessarily take a P.I. to figure it out.

There are enough scammers and hanger-oners out there to warrant concern. Leitner seemed more concerned with random women crying rape, even if there was none, essentially ending that guy's career.

Oh to be famous...or infamous. Joy!

[Jer]

Quote:
Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/..._Pam_Cesak.jpg


reminds me of that crazy ass dinosaur in Jurassic Park
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Or a court jester...hee hee

Why do their clothes have to EXACTLY (capitalized for emphasis) match their hair color?

Pam - "Yes, do you have somthing gaudy that matches my brassy fake gold hair? And if the collar can be made to look like a foreskin, so much the better. Oh, my silver fox husband? Maybe something from Carpeteria"

[Wabbitsd]

I'm going to be Mammy Yokim here for a moment...regarding:

"Alright men, please clue me in...what possesses a man to think that a woman like Michelle isn't using him for his money, like she did all those other guys? Or do men know, and just not care?"

The whole deal about these gals is...they either ARE or they aspire to be "trophy wives." There's a mystique about these women...they somehow are in the club out of reach of the normal guy. And...pardon me, and I know I will offend here...but what guy considers himself "normal?" in those ways, right? Particularly dudes who are in this ego corral...

The guys all think they are such a prize themselves that any chick of this caliber will swoon for them, even though they have been with the likes of (enter your list of quasi celebs here).

Ted Leitner isn't one who should be chatting too lightly about this. Check his own dating record.

the sad truth is that for both the men and the women...both sides regard the oject of their desire as merely a stepping stone to something better and bigger. It would be like a guy (or gal) rattling off the collection of rare cars that he/she has owned...almost as if by themselves, they are nearly insignificant, but their conquests will push them up into a higher echelon league.

Anyone familiar with Robert Browning's "My Last Duchess" (says the hardcore English Major?) That poem says it all....(homework required)

back to being Mammy Yokim:

"AH has SPOKEN!!!"

[11ListenerNot]

Alright men, please clue me in...what possesses a man to think that a woman like Michelle isn't using him for his money, like she did all those other guys? Or do men know, and just not care?
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Well we all know FH is no rocket scientist. Look at the spelling and vocabulary in some of his blogs. I'm sure she feeds his ego big time

[boris85]

QUOTE by Khaki454.........

Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg


Yep, the more money you have the more you can spend to make yourself look stupid, as evidenced by Pam's little gold lame number. For others it's just money for plastic surgery to look stupid.

And once again, Jer looks half lit...and kinda mean too. Oooh, wonder what an evening is like at the St. John, er. Cesak household.

Ahhh! Stop scaring me with morphed pictures of Barry Manilow and Liza!

[boris85]

Yesterday, I slept and read a lot. I'm trying to get over this dang cold that's taken my voice away. Not good when you do a radio show.
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Huh, I had no idea obnixiously laughing at EVERY.SINGLE.THING and bitching counted as doing a radio show.

She lives like a high schooler or lazy college student, not a mother with responsibilities. The station should make her submit to random drug tests, but I'm sure they don't.

[SadSadSad]

All FH has to offer a woman is money. No personality, no character, no looks...gotta buy them stuff so they will stick around. He is more than happy to trade some cash for some boobage. I think both he and the chick he's involved with know its more of a business transaction than a relationship. Here's to being vapid and shallow!

[iamsheens]

Dear Diary,

I was in my car yesterday daydreaming about my kids. My kids are rad. I LOVE hanging out with them. I just thought about all the fun things we did and said to each other over the weekend and I just can't wait until I see them today. On the drive back from Mom's, Charlie and I played the alphabet game. We took turns finding things that start with each letter. Anyway, Charlie gets stuck with the final letter…Z. After a few minutes, he looks down, then looks at me with a devious twinkle in his eye.

"My shorts are unzipped, so I will now use my ZIPPER to zip them up."

Boom. Game over. Smart kid.

Meanwhile, I'm looking in the rearview mirror at Evan, who's trying to sing the words to "What Goes Around Comes Around" on the KidzBop 12 album…which has been a permanent fixture in my CD player for the past three weeks. It's so cute. She asks for it by saying, "I want to hear the New Bad Mamma Song. The Old Bad Mamma Song is "My Love" on Kidzbop 11, in case you were curious.

Yesterday, I slept and read a lot. I'm trying to get over this dang cold that's taken my voice away. Not good when you do a radio show. I finally got my sorry butt out of bed, got dressed and drove to a meeting. There were two guys who got cakes for their one year sober birthdays. I really enjoyed hearing their stories. The topic of the meeting was "powerlessness." I couldn't share because I was powerless over my dang voice. I had to mouth the closing serenity prayer as not to scare the man next to me with my witchy tone.

Today, I have to buy those dance shoes that I was supposed to have a week ago. I'm going to Carmen's on El Cajon Boulevard to find a pair of gigantic dance shoes for these boats connected to my ankles. Then, I'm going to get my babies and probably jump into Tommy's pool as soon as we get there. It was hot in his house yesterday!

I had to take a cold bath before bed just to cool down.

See you tomorrow, Diary.


I just have to say between Laura's blog and Tommy's they are sleeping a ton. I understand they wake up early to get to work but why do they even feel the need to tell us they napped? It makes them seem so lazy. I mean honestly between both of their blogs they write about the most pointless stuff. I still do not understand how Tommy's blog is the most viewed...I cant even make it through an entire entry cause its so boring....and b.t.w. if he is so hardcore about loosing weight perhaps he needs to lay off the pizza and fast food. Just cuz u work out it doesnt help if your eating horribly. You would think he LA WEIGHT sponsors would tell him that. haha

Anyways I would love to email about Laura's spending habits if no one has yet done so. I;ve already emailed once just asking a generic question and still no response.

Oh and why is there webpage all laura and tommy. Like I can't find jeff and jer's blog or do they not have one?

[iamsheens]

From FH's blog: This morning, was kind of a trip on the air. Laura did this segment where she gave evidence that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

So, what, exactly did Laura say?

Yeah seriously why did they drag that segment for so long? That seems pointless...I dont even listen to the show but I know he had a girlfriend. Are they really that low on material they gotta keeps us suspended about the obvious? Perhaps Laura should really explain what the whole rehab stint was about and explain why she is okay spending all her money on herself and getting her kids on a sugar high then looking for a place to live on her own instead of with tommy. I still dont get how his girlfriend is okay with Laura living there....odd if you ask me!

[iamsheens]

Ya, what is that all about? It seems like a lot of girls main goal in life is to get married and have someone take care of them.

Whenever I run into any of these girls, I make it clear that IF it ever comes to marriage that a iron clad pre-nup will be in place. Usually they show their true colors before too long and I get rid of them.

Notice I said a lot of girls, not all.

I believe girls that are all about marriage are weak and maybe afraid to be independent and have a career or something. One of my friends only goal in life is to be a wife. Im sorry I'd like to be married and be a wife but that is not my only goal in life. It makes no sense. I think its a midwest thing that I don't understand since Im a California girl. After a couple months of dating here girls are already planning their wedding...maybe that is why the divorce rate is so high...people aren't enjoying the dating phase and jumping into something they aren't ready for.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for 2 and 1/2 years and we are just now starting to maybe consider some point in the future getting married...we don't want to get married just to see it end in divorce.

Then again some girls are so in love with the idea of love they want to marry the first guy who gives them the time of day. Even if your not rich the pre-nup is a good idea just to see what the girl says...or hell a lesson we learned yest from the showgram...a crappy propsal location is a good idea to see how serious a girl is about you...I'd also say a small ring. Ah Im so glad Im not one of those type of girls, they annoy me! Obviously since I just wrote a book

[wonkatania]

You know, with Laura now living with Tummy (Yes, I said Tummy) I just keep wondering when it wil come to this:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6356/domestictummyfd2.jpg

By The Way, Pam is NOT ugly....in her home planet.

[yourmama]

thanks pax for posting laura's blog!

[shello]

I smell a freebie coming Laura's way.

She keeps mentioning her lack of money and the fact that she has to get her dance shoes at Carmen's on El Cajon Blvd. It's now obvious...I will bet it's her way of trying to score a free pair.

[insightbyjake]

I believe girls that are all about marriage are weak and maybe afraid to be independent and have a career or something. One of my friends only goal in life is to be a wife. Im sorry I'd like to be married and be a wife but that is not my only goal in life. It makes no sense. I think its a midwest thing that I don't understand since Im a California girl. After a couple months of dating here girls are already planning their wedding...maybe that is why the divorce rate is so high...people aren't enjoying the dating phase and jumping into something they aren't ready for.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for 2 and 1/2 years and we are just now starting to maybe consider some point in the future getting married...we don't want to get married just to see it end in divorce.

Then again some girls are so in love with the idea of love they want to marry the first guy who gives them the time of day. Even if your not rich the pre-nup is a good idea just to see what the girl says...or hell a lesson we learned yest from the showgram...a crappy propsal location is a good idea to see how serious a girl is about you...I'd also say a small ring. Ah Im so glad Im not one of those type of girls, they annoy me! Obviously since I just wrote a book

Here's what some girls don't get: There are many men who want to get "married," but don't want a "relationship."

They want the family, the holidays, the frame-work of a marriage....but they DO NOT want a "relationship" -- whereby they must spend extra-time "together" or discuss "issues," or "make plans..." There are many men who simply want a wife, some kids, and a life. This NOT a complaint -- just a reality-check.

I have a few friends who appear willing to "provide," to "maintain," to "grow" the family -- but they SUCK at "relationship." They are poorly equipped to have a "relationship." They are nice, decent men -- who are NOT designed to be equal to women when it comes to "relating" to one another.

Women, I IMPLORE you, determine which man you want: the one who is willing to "marry you," or, the one who is willing to have a "relationship with you." They are two DIFFERENT creatures.

P.S. Jer is a gray-haired freak, with plastic surgery eyes...and Pan is a bleached-blonde, Twilight Zone, my-face-is-a-Tutankhamun-wanna-be-portrait.

[Trixie]

Have you heard the ads for the Sky Show on 9DfourPointOne? It seems this is a Clear Channel event. I thought it was always known as the KGB Sky Show. My how things change.:confused:

[shello]

Here's what some girls don't get: There are many men who want to get "married," but don't want a "relationship."

Women, I IMPLORE you, determine which man you want: the one who is willing to "marry you," or, the one who is willing to have a "relationship with you." They are two DIFFERENT creatures.

P.S. Jer is a gray-haired freak, with plastic surgery eyes..

So true, Jake! It's amazing that women and men can actually come together and make it work with the two being so different.

As for Jer, yep, he does have plastic surgey eyes. P'haps done by one Dr. Bucko at the time of his back surgery. I have always thought Jer looked fake but thought it was the overcritical part of ME who gets wierded out by fake looking people, like Fergie. She is odd looking. What's happened to natural beauty?

[Daisy CA]

All FH has to offer a woman is money. No personality, no character, no looks...gotta buy them stuff so they will stick around. He is more than happy to trade some cash for some boobage. I think both he and the chick he's involved with know its more of a business transaction than a relationship. Here's to being vapid and shallow!

Don't you remember? Tommy is the best kisser around! Nobody kisses better than him! (yuck, ick, gag, retch...thought I'd spare you the barfing icon!)

[itz_me_tom]

Have you heard the ads for the Sky Show on 9DfourPointOne? It seems this is a Clear Channel event. I thought it was always known as the KGB Sky Show. My how things change.:confused:

Qualcomm Stadium used to be San Diego Stadium. The ipayOne Center used to be The Sports Arena. It's the same with The Sky Show, now sponsored by Barona It's still called The KGB Sky Show, but now that Barona is the major sponsor, and KGB is part of Clear Channel, they want it advertised everywhere.

It's all about the money and the golden rule. He who has the gold, rules.

[11ListenerNot]

They've revamped their website.

Tommy's blog:

Click here to read Tommy’s newest blog from Tuesdeay!
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Tommy must have typed this. Another typo!

[Wabbitsd]

May I enter a correction, please?

Qualcomm used to be "The Murph" for Jack Murphy, San Diego icon Sportswriter.

[11ListenerNot]

As for Jer, yep, he does have plastic surgey eyes. P'haps done by one Dr. Bucko at the time of his back surgery. I have always thought Jer looked fake but thought it was the overcritical part of ME who gets wierded out by fake looking people, like Fergie. She is odd looking. What's happened to natural beauty?
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Good thoughts. I always thought Jerry looked gay. I guess the female side hasn't come out of the closet yet...ha ha

[itz_me_tom]

May I enter a correction, please?

Qualcomm used to be "The Murph" for Jack Murphy, San Diego icon Sportswriter.

You know I love ya, Wabbit, but with all do respect, before it was "The Murph", it was San Diego Stadium.

Jack Murphy, the sportswriter, was instrumental in getting the stadium built. The Chargers played the first game ever at San Diego Stadium on August 20, 1967. After Jack Murphy's passing in 1980, San Diego Stadium was renamed San Diego-Jack Murphy Stadium or simply Jack Murphy Stadium.

[Ritchie]

Alright men, please clue me in...what possesses a man to think that a woman like Michelle isn't using him for his money, like she did all those other guys? Or do men know, and just not care?

What makes you think that Tommy isn't just using her for sex?

With women like this, you never EVER give them any money for anything. You just let them think they may get some money. Eventually their true colors show.

[Ritchie]

I believe girls that are all about marriage are weak and maybe afraid to be independent and have a career or something. One of my friends only goal in life is to be a wife. Im sorry I'd like to be married and be a wife but that is not my only goal in life. It makes no sense. I think its a midwest thing that I don't understand since Im a California girl. After a couple months of dating here girls are already planning their wedding...maybe that is why the divorce rate is so high...people aren't enjoying the dating phase and jumping into something they aren't ready for.

It's usually the good looking girls that are all about marriage. They don't really have to work that hard because they know they can get guys to pay for things.

The ones that can't get guys to pay for things are usually the ones that are about the career and learn to take care of themselves.

Note this is usually the case, not always.

Now I think THAT GIRL is a little old to be considered that good looking. Maybe she is trying to cash in with her last remaining years.

[CrystalDoll]

I don't know if anyone else is listening right now, but they have the personality test guy on...and he kind of let the cat out of the bag regarding Laura and davecain.

He said, "I overheard you are going through a divorce" and Laura got all tongue tied and Jeff steps in and says, "she going through a seperation. Being in the grey area where she doesn't know what's going on"

Then after Laura was like "thanks for letting the cat out of the bag!" he said "oh sorry I didn't know" and she said, "that's ok I'm glad I didn't have to say it."

[loriraesd]

I don't know if anyone else is listening right now, but they have the personality test guy on...and he kind of let the cat out of the bag regarding Laura and davecain.

He said, "I overheard you are going through a divorce" and Laura got all tongue tied and Jeff steps in and says, "she going through a seperation. Being in the grey area where she doesn't know what's going on"

Then after Laura was like "thanks for letting the cat out of the bag!" he said "oh sorry I didn't know" and she said, "that's ok I'm glad I didn't have to say it."


As part of the setup for the personality test results, Jeff asked Cal Walker (traffic) who he thought was the most balanced, put together of the group..... Cal says, "Well, I think that would be Laura"............hmmmmm

[SDReadhead]

Gross, Gross, Gross, Gross, Gross. If there were ever a time for the barfing icon, it would be right now ... but I will resist. Friends, let me warn you ... there is a parallel universe out there, and today I got a peek into it. It is foul, disgusting, scary, and freakish. If I tell you where it is, please, promise me that you won't go there and look at it yourselves. It is too dangerous! (now, if this were the J/J show, I would type on in this manner for 15 more minutes and then tell you what I was talking about after a 5-minute Dr. Bucko and Sleeptrain break.)

Ok, here's what I am talking about -- today I took a look at the J/J email blog on their website. Oh my gosh, it was so gross. There was someone on there telling Tommy he has a sexy voice and another person saying Jeff has the sexiest legs ever. Now, I don't know what the reference to Jeff taking off his underwear was about ... and I might be pulling a Dilbert here ... but when I got a mental image of that freak in his unders (nevermind out of his unders), I got too sick to read on. Oh, and there is plenty of sappy praise for Not-so-little Tummy's deep outpouring of emotion in his blob.

Today's question ... do real people send the spewgram those emails or did some Clearchannel lackey make them up? Are we really sharing a city with fools who would compose and send those emails to J/J/FH/LBM???

[RowdyOne]

I'm listening now... after the break they're going to discuss FH. If you can tune in, do; might be interesting if Jeff doesn't interrupt too much, and if they aren't right now deciding to censor some stuff. Thanks for the heads up Crystaldoll.

[loriraesd]

SDRedHead, the reference to Jeff taking off his underwear is this.... scroll down to the bottom of the website homepage. Jeff did a bit where he took off his underwear without taking off his pants - there's a link to view the video........

[itz_me_tom]

Today's question ... do real people send the spewgram those emails or did some Clearchannel lackey make them up? Are we really sharing a city with fools who would compose and send those emails to J/J/FH/LBM???

Are the emails made up? Probably not. Are the negative emails deleted? Absolutely!!

Are we in a city of fools? I don't think that's true. Are there enough people who like the show and give them the ratings that they are getting, thus paying them their huge paychecks? You betcha!

I'm with ya, I used to like the show, but not anymore. I listen to XX Sports...and enjoy this blog.

You know, of course, it's like the Howard Stern show was back in the day. Almost as many people tuned in because they hated it as not. They're still tuning in, however, giving them ratings and keeping them on the air.

Catch-22 to the nth degree.:smash:

[Wabbitsd]

tom, you know I love you back, and you are correct, I just always knew it as the Murph...we watched construction from up in Normal Heights...

[shello]

SDRedHead, the reference to Jeff taking off his underwear is this.... scroll down to the bottom of the website homepage. Jeff did a bit where he took off his underwear without taking off his pants - there's a link to view the video........


I can't believe I forgot this. Once, about ten yrs ago, I was in the Channel 8 bldg. (J/J at B100 then) for an early meeting in the morning at about 7:30am. I walked down the hall and we walked down by where J/J was. After my 20-30 min meeting, I was not escorted out so I walked down the hall restepping the way I came in as the bldg was a bit of a maze I recall.

As I walked by someone was saying, "Hey,hey come in here." It was Jeff and they were on the air. Since it was still early I was one of the only people around so I "got the lucky call." On that day they were doing a bit (I still listened back then) about wearing women's nylons. So Jeff wanted my take on how comfy they were and if they were putting htem on correctly.

So, Jer is seated and trying to put nylons over his socks and pants (it was a funny site at the time). However, and this was so purposeful it isn't funny, Jeff stood up and had a shirt on and only his butt huggers. It was so obvious that he wanted a strange woman to see him in his undies. I said a little comment and left.

Hey, do think I was sexually harassed?

[feefifofum]

Hey, do think I was sexually harassed?

Please tell me this question is rhetorical.

[shello]

Please tell me this question is rhetorical.

Mos def.

[Transplant]

Wow...3 days in a row and I haven't listened to them!

I went to rehab and now I'm cured...

and now can I have a black T with "Rehab is the new black"

[11ListenerNot]

Tommy's got a girlfriend! It took evidence from Laura to make Tommy realize that he really does! Her name is Michelle. Which one do you think she is? Click here to choose!
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Then they show faces of all these different women. Boy, I'm
glad I'm not one of them or I may have to sue. Now I'm wondering if these are random ladies or all of his past conquests.

Just another ego boosting piece of crap for Tommy:dead:

[CrystalDoll]

For all you people who can't check the J&J site at work...

Laura's Diary, August 15th, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 12:20pm

Dear Diary,

Okay, I'm a little stunned at the moment. A doctor who came into the studio to read us the results of the MMPI we took, just said, on the air, "I know you're getting a divorce, so these sensitivity issues are understandable." Oh my gosh, he said what I didn't want to. You could cut the air in the studio with a knife, it was so thick. There's still a part of me that believes it's not really going to happen. Hearing him say it knocked the wind out of me. Right now, I'm living in the gray area and it doesn't feel real good. Let's get off this subject, shall we?

This is going to sound really bad, but when I explain this, hopefully you'll get it. If I got into a car accident today and had to be taken to the hospital, I really wouldn't mind because of what I'm wearing. I have on a really cute bra with matching panties, They are the same pink pattern with a little lace and little bows. I am wearing a set of undergarments that go together for the first time in my life, I think. So, if doctors had to cut the clothes off of me, I would look pretty darn cute laying on the emergency room table. Sick, I know, but I can't help the thoughts that enter my mind on the way to work.

Tonight, I have my dance lesson with Phillip a little early. Apparently, some people are going to be videotaping our practice and show it before we dance on the big night, just like they do on "Dancing With The Stars." Luckily, I bought some dance shoes yesterday at Carmen's' Dance Shoes, so I'll look fairly decent. The shoes are actually kinda hot! I just hope I don't bust my butt the first time I hit the dance floor.
See you tomorrow, Diary

[Transplant]

please don't accuse me of pulling a dilbert...but

Wasn't it Shello who said she knew this Michelle and said that the BBQ picture titled THAT GIRL was not Michelle?

Hey Shello ~ pop over to J&J's website and look at the pictures of the 20 different girls and tell us which one she is (please?)

[Himmie]

Here is Laura's latest entry!

Dear Diary,

Okay, I'm a little stunned at the moment. A doctor who came into the studio to read us the results of the MMPI we took, just said, on the air, "I know you're getting a divorce, so these sensitivity issues are understandable." Oh my gosh, he said what I didn't want to. You could cut the air in the studio with a knife, it was so thick. There's still a part of me that believes it's not really going to happen. Hearing him say it knocked the wind out of me. Right now, I'm living in the gray area and it doesn't feel real good. Let's get off this subject, shall we?

This is going to sound really bad, but when I explain this, hopefully you'll get it. If I got into a car accident today and had to be taken to the hospital, I really wouldn't mind because of what I'm wearing. I have on a really cute bra with matching panties, They are the same pink pattern with a little lace and little bows. I am wearing a set of undergarments that go together for the first time in my life, I think. So, if doctors had to cut the clothes off of me, I would look pretty darn cute laying on the emergency room table. Sick, I know, but I can't help the thoughts that enter my mind on the way to work.

Tonight, I have my dance lesson with Phillip a little early. Apparently, some people are going to be videotaping our practice and show it before we dance on the big night, just like they do on "Dancing With The Stars." Luckily, I bought some dance shoes yesterday at Carmen's' Dance Shoes, so I'll look fairly decent. The shoes are actually kinda hot! I just hope I don't bust my butt the first time I hit the dance floor.
See you tomorrow, Diary

She is so busted up about her divorce that she takes the time to write about her undies and shoes! So Laura Cain!

[Transplant]

Hmmm...still nothing but the June 21st legal separation paperwork on the court inquiry website.

So what's up DaveCain?

[shello]

please don't accuse me of pulling a dilbert...but

Wasn't it Shello who said she knew this Michelle and said that the BBQ picture titled THAT GIRL was not Michelle?

Hey Shello ~ pop over to J&J's website and look at the pictures of the 20 different girls and tell us which one she is (please?)

Nope, not me. I could not imagine being in the same social circle, or even an off-shoot, of Tommy.

OHMYGAWD, Laura's diary is so sad today. The divorce announcement but then the pathetic part about looking cute that follows it is.....well, pathetic! Should an accident happen maybe she could meet a cute paramedic for hubby #2.

Crap, now we GET to hear her talk about the trials and tribs of dating again. But rehab says no relationships for the first years, does it not?

Good luck, Dave.....you'll be fine. ANd I know you'll find a great woman again someday. You are deserving and I am sorry about how your life has turned out. I can tell ya from experience, that you will get thru it and find a great partner/wife someday. I did. But divorce sucks and I did not have little skids.

[Transplant]

Sorry Shello! I guess I should have done my homework and sleuthing before posting (my mind isn't what it use to be!)

I looked back and it was EmpressJ who said she saw Michelle at a wedding a year ago and that the BBQ was not Michelle.

Do we really want to call EmpressJ out of hiding and have her check?

[11ListenerNot]

She is so busted up about her divorce that she takes the time to write about her undies and shoes! So Laura Cain
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I am in total agreement with you, she is with this man for most of her adult life, produces two children, and obviously isn't thinking realistially. No, she wants to change the subject and talk about her underwear and dance classes. How shallow can you be?

[yourmama]

Here is Laura's latest entry!

Dear Diary,

Okay, I'm a little stunned at the moment. A doctor who came into the studio to read us the results of the MMPI we took, just said, on the air, "I know you're getting a divorce, so these sensitivity issues are understandable." Oh my gosh, he said what I didn't want to. You could cut the air in the studio with a knife, it was so thick. There's still a part of me that believes it's not really going to happen. Hearing him say it knocked the wind out of me. Right now, I'm living in the gray area and it doesn't feel real good. Let's get off this subject, shall we?

This is going to sound really bad, but when I explain this, hopefully you'll get it. If I got into a car accident today and had to be taken to the hospital, I really wouldn't mind because of what I'm wearing. I have on a really cute bra with matching panties, They are the same pink pattern with a little lace and little bows. I am wearing a set of undergarments that go together for the first time in my life, I think. So, if doctors had to cut the clothes off of me, I would look pretty darn cute laying on the emergency room table. Sick, I know, but I can't help the thoughts that enter my mind on the way to work.

Tonight, I have my dance lesson with Phillip a little early. Apparently, some people are going to be videotaping our practice and show it before we dance on the big night, just like they do on "Dancing With The Stars." Luckily, I bought some dance shoes yesterday at Carmen's' Dance Shoes, so I'll look fairly decent. The shoes are actually kinda hot! I just hope I don't bust my butt the first time I hit the dance floor.
See you tomorrow, Diary

She is so busted up about her divorce that she takes the time to write about her undies and shoes! So Laura Cain!
interesting that for the first time in her life she has matching bra and underwear--shopping again! also interesting that she has these on the same day as her dancing lesson? think she wore these for Phillip to either impress or maybe she thinks she might get "lucky" ?

[longcommute]

At least she's wearing underwear and not copying that young hollywood trend.

I never did hear what the "proof" is (other than Tommy's blog) that Michelle is Tommy's girlfriend. What was it? Do you think that radio bit was a ploy to calm Rosa down so she won't think Tommy is "dorking" Laura anymore?

[yourmama]

At least she's wearing underwear and not copying that young hollywood trend.

I never did hear what the "proof" is (other than Tommy's blog) that Michelle is Tommy's girlfriend. What was it? Do you think that radio bit was a ploy to calm Rosa down so she won't think Tommy is "dorking" Laura anymore?
I was wondering the same thing. Remember the staged thing with the car wash girl? could FH be pretending the relationship with Michelle so no one suspects he and Laura?

[sameome]

Did anybody hear the "What a b**ch" bit this morning? Are they supposed to even say the B word on radio?

[surfing_texan]

I just have to say between Laura's blog and Tommy's they are sleeping a ton. I understand they wake up early to get to work but why do they even feel the need to tell us they napped? It makes them seem so lazy.

I'm sorry but, it doesn't make them seem lazy. They are lazy. I go to bed when my husband gets home from work around 1am. I get up at 6:30 am, because our baby wakes up at 7:00 like clock-work. I do not take naps. They get up at 5, to go sit on their asses for 4 (and that is pushing it) hours. I'm sure most of you get up before 8 and don't return home until 5 or later.

They are worthless, lazy, poor excuses for adults who do nothing but suck up oxygen.

On another note, I refuse to access their site from my home, and will only do so from public wireless networks (such as T-mobile hotspots)

[itz_me_tom]

I'm sorry but, it doesn't make them seem lazy. They are lazy. I go to bed when my husband gets home from work around 1am. I get up at 6:30 am, because our baby wakes up at 7:00 like clock-work. I do not take naps. They get up at 5, to go sit on their asses for 4 (and that is pushing it) hours. I'm sure most of you get up before 8 and don't return home until 5 or later.

They are worthless, lazy, poor excuses for adults who do nothing but suck up oxygen.



I'm conflicted on this issue. On one hand, when you think of taking a nap, in the american culture, it brings on thoughts of one being lazy. On the other hand, in country's such as Italy and Spain, alot of the population take a daily 30 minute nap or "siesta" as a normal part of their day, even closing businesses during siesta time.

Doctor's, exercise guru's and other folks smarter than me have said for years that sleep is extremely important for good overall health next to diet and exercise.

With that said, T and L probably don't take naps for any one of the reasons above. My guess is they don't go to bed at a reasonable hour in order to get up early every morning.

I, for one, would love to take an afternoon nap. Doesn't it sound great right now? Problem is, I can't afford it.

Damn, I shoulda got into broadcasting.:thud:

Whatevs...Discuss.

[pax]

If I had to wake up at 4 every day I would have to nap. I need 9-10 hours a day of sleep. If it's interrupted, then I need even more. I do not begrudge them their naps. And I think highly of countries who sanction a break in the day. We Americans are too go go go.

[YoungAmerican]

Dear Diary,

If I got into a car accident today and had to be taken to the hospital, I really wouldn't mind because..... I could lay in bed all day and sleep (opps, I already do that) and I wouldn't have to take care of my kids (opps, I already don't do this) and people would serve me food whenever I wanted it instead of having to cook it myself because I'm sort of a "Big Deal" in San Diego(opps) and I wouldn't have to go out and look for a place to live on my own (opps) and my poor babies would see me lying here crying and would be so grown up and responsible that they would sit by MY bed and hold MY hand to make ME feel better because it is all about ME(opps)and I'm sure I could get them to give me a strong morphine drip if I played my cards right (would that be considered cheating??, who cares) AND one more thing, did I mention I'd get to lay in bed all day and sleep?

[Wabbitsd]

I agree the napping that is done by Fathead and LBM is probably more about not setting a schedule that works, and not having a plan for the day (week/month/year/life) that works.

for crying out loud, neither one of them spends time preparing meals for their kids -- ok, so every now and then, LBM will drive her kids to a food outlet and fake like she forgot her wallet so she won't have to pay, but that's not the same. I can't imagine either of them cleaning house, doing anything that would be remotely considered parental...both seem to be doing "the fun time" parent routine--where the kids live somewhere else, but come over to play and provide a source of entertainment for their parents.

[surfing_texan]

If the napping was warranted, I wouldn't think it was a negative thing. But they do it all the time and lets be honest here, their jobs don't take a whole lot of energy. Plus, I don't consider sleeping for 3 or 4 hours a nap. Plan accordingly. Listless Laura doesn't have to worry about getting her kids into bed at night (even when they lived with her she rarely did that), so why doesn't she go to bed at a decent hour? Too busy watching "her shows" and putting together (her idea of cute) outfits I guess.

[SadSadSad]

So now everytime I read on hear about Tommy and THAT GIRL I keep hearing Tina Turner sing Private Dancer and then I read about FH and WT living situation and I keep hearing the kids sing "All We Want is Life Beyond The Thunderdome."

[Wabbitsd]

Dear Diary,

Gosh, it's expensive having kids! I had no idea! Now that I am a single Mom, why, just having them over the weekend, I have to shell out so much just to take care of them! I can't understand why davecain is even THINKING of asking me for child support!

Here's a rundown of a typical weekend and child care costs for me and my darling babies!

Saturday morning, I have to pick them up from davecain's house. If I wait and pick them up after 1:00 pm, not only do I not have to get up before 11:30 am, but I can go ahead and stop at Starbuck's, get me a double latte carmel whatever with extra whip cream and several sweetrolls. That right there is nearly $20.00. What a way to start the spending spree first thing in the morn I mean afternoon!!! Man! Where does the cash go?

Next, I have to stop and pick up all my dry cleaned former "outfits of the week." I want my kids to know that it's important to me to get the laundry out of the way early. Man, that was nearly $75.00 right there!!! Now I need to get some makeup. Might as well shell out $200 now! Kids can really cost a lot of money!!!! Next, I need to pick up a new pair of shoes to go with my new underwear. Just in case a paramedic needs to unbutton my blouse and take off my skirt. Can you believe they only had $300 shoes in my size?

So far, I can't believe it! Getting ready to pick up kids is EXPENSIVE!! (note: intentional extra oooph in bold and u/c letters on purpose). They will already have had breakfast, and probably lunch, so I figure I save at least $15.00 right there!!!Woo hoo! If I make them share a burrito at Alberto's for lunch (I get half, they share the other half...hey, a big deal rehab girl needs her caloric intake!), and then cruise by the frozen yogurt place (making sure to park the BMW waaay out in the far end of the parking lot so no one sees my expensive car) and scam some of those teenagers that hang around there and feel sorry for me into buying us all frozen yogurt, why, CHAAAA CHING!!! I saved like at least $10.00 there, maybe more if I really load on the toppings!

Next, we have to go to a movie. I begged Emily to come along, because it is so hard keeping track of two kids. Emily is really sweet, and she is soooo good with the kids!! Sometimes I feel like I could just slip out of the theater and run down the mall a bit to the Trattoria and chug a glass of wine, and not be missed, she is so dependable. I took one of Fathead's movie passes out of the drawer without telling him, so I can save the $10 for my ticket. I told Emily I forgot my wallet, so she ended up paying for both the kids as well as herself. AND she bought all the popcorn and candy and sodas. Me, I smuggled my own refreshment in, but I don't think it's right to count it in on my budget, well, because I didn't drink any of it til after the lights went out. Is that cheating, Diary?

Imagine my surprise when we got out in the parking lot...I happened to look at the gas gauge, and ok, I lied a little, but I told Emily that I was out of gas! She forked over a $20.00 like it was no big deal...I hate to use that old "I have to get my kids home from the shopping center" lie on someone I know, but heck, when you find a routine that works, you stick with it, you know? I usually don't get that big of a payoff when I use that on strangers, but then again, I have to endure Emily rolling her eyes up into the top of her head--I guess she is getting tired of hearing it after ten or twenty times!

Later, if I head back to Fathead's house, I know he has bags of chips, dip, maybe even a bunch of those snack things with the little circles of lunchmeat, crackers, and that fake petroleum oil cheese! I know he will order a pizza, heck, why don't I just order a pizza or three, invite the neighbor kids so they will be able to tell their parents that Laura "BIG DEAL in San Diego" CAIN bought them pizza...and tell the guy to just put it on the credit card he always uses to pay anyway! Won't Fathead be surprised!!! And hey, I found about 5 $1.00 bills and a bunch of quarters in Fathead's top dresser drawer, so there was a big tip for the delivery guy. He thinks I am hot!!! Another big savings there! I bet if I show the pizza delivery guy that my bra and panties match, I could save on the tip he was expecting! More savings! Can you imagine what this would have all cost me if I actually had to pay?

I have a few more tricks up my sleeve (if you get what I mean) for Sunday, but all in all, man, could you imagine how much I would have to spend if I wasn't so creative? I think Davecain should give me money to go shopping for the two kids, I think I need a pair of new shoes, more matching underwear, and two skirts. I would, of course, take the kids with me while I was shopping, that is--if Emily could come along and make sure they didn't run amok and cause havoc like they do when they come into the Clear Channel Studio.

Well, Diary, I gotta go. I see some kids selling lemonade on a corner down the street. I think I need to tell them they should be more careful and let an adult handle the money for them. See you tomorrow, Diary!

[itz_me_tom]

...Sorry, did I miss anything? I was taking a nap.

Look at Wabbit pullin' out the big guns! Nice work.

You make my heart go pitter-patter!:winkie:

[shello]

Dear Diary,

If I got into a car accident today and had to be taken to the hospital, I really wouldn't mind because..... I could lay in bed all day and sleep (opps, I already do that) and I wouldn't have to take care of my kids (opps, I already don't do this) and people would serve me food whenever I wanted it instead of having to cook it myself because I'm sort of a "Big Deal" in San Diego(opps) and I wouldn't have to go out and look for a place to live on my own (opps) and my poor babies would see me lying here crying and would be so grown up and responsible that they would sit by MY bed and hold MY hand to make ME feel better because it is all about ME(opps)and I'm sure I could get them to give me a strong morphine drip if I played my cards right (would that be considered cheating??, who cares) AND one more thing, did I mention I'd get to lay in bed all day and sleep?

Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner!

Looking back at all of the posts since Laura got back, I would have to say that this is the harshest. Wow!!! And I don't say that to offend you as everything you said is true.

On an unrelated note, where did the icon FRO go?

[SadSadSad]

Are we in a city of fools? I don't think that's true. Are there enough people who like the show and give them the ratings that they are getting, thus paying them their huge paychecks? You betcha!

There are enough Trophy Wives in town now to make up a large fan base for the spewgram. I work in the financial industry and a lot of clients and most of my male coworkers have the Topy Wife. I'm sure the TW's think Laura is amazing for working a whole 4 hours a day. These chicks have live in a totally different reality and they're problems and crisis are completely different from ours. One of the assistants at work who is a married mom of three had to come in to tell me about a frantic call she got from a coworker's TW. Apparently the TW was in a total panic because she didn't know what to pack for the family's upcoming trip to Hawaii. The TW was pretty much hyperventilating. These are the people who probably think the spewgram is Super Fantastic.

[iamsheens]

Since the showgram is already so staged do you think that it was scripted for the Dr. to accidently reveal she is going through a divorce? It seemed she didn't want to be the one to say it anyways...

I do like that on their webpage it says everyone feels like they know Laura cause she is so open about her personal life...but if this is the first time we are hearing about her divorce and it was an accident well that little tagline seems inaccurate.

Anyways as for napping...its fine because I love to nap whenever I have a chance but my whole point was when they are mentioning everyday they are napping it comes across as lazy. Especially if they are napping hours at a time. When I think of a nap I think no more than an hour. I understand they wake up early but if you go to bed at a reasonable time then you shouldn't have to nap everyday. But my whole point to even mentioning the naps was why do they feel the need to tell us? I dont typically go around blogging about my naps. Just my thought....

[iamsheens]

Since the showgram is already so staged do you think that it was scripted for the Dr. to accidently reveal she is going through a divorce? It seemed she didn't want to be the one to say it anyways...

I do like that on their webpage it says everyone feels like they know Laura cause she is so open about her personal life...but if this is the first time we are hearing about her divorce and it was an accident well that little tagline seems inaccurate.

Anyways as for napping...its fine because I love to nap whenever I have a chance but my whole point was when they are mentioning everyday they are napping it comes across as lazy. Especially if they are napping hours at a time. When I think of a nap I think no more than an hour. I understand they wake up early but if you go to bed at a reasonable time then you shouldn't have to nap everyday. But my whole point to even mentioning the naps was why do they feel the need to tell us? I dont typically go around blogging about my naps. Just my thought....


uh oh i think my first paragraph i may have pulled a dilbert...

[Carol]

There are enough Trophy Wives in town now to make up a large fan base for the spewgram. I work in the financial industry and a lot of clients and most of my male coworkers have the Topy Wife. I'm sure the TW's think Laura is amazing for working a whole 4 hours a day. These chicks have live in a totally different reality and they're problems and crisis are completely different from ours. One of the assistants at work who is a married mom of three had to come in to tell me about a frantic call she got from a coworker's TW. Apparently the TW was in a total panic because she didn't know what to pack for the family's upcoming trip to Hawaii. The TW was pretty much hyperventilating. These are the people who probably think the spewgram is Super Fantastic.


Thank you!
I tried to verbalize this thought a little while ago, and did a very poor job expressing this notion. Glad to see someone could do it right!

I'm in the financial industry as well, and know exactly what you are talking about.

[Ritchie]

I have on a really cute bra with matching panties, They are the same pink pattern with a little lace and little bows. I am wearing a set of undergarments that go together for the first time in my life, I think. So, if doctors had to cut the clothes off of me, I would look pretty darn cute laying on the emergency room table. Sick, I know, but I can't help the thoughts that enter my mind on the way to work.

This is actually typical behavior for women that are getting divorced. She may be working out a little more, worried about how she looks more (if that's possible for Laura). Wearing matching underwear.

She couldn't be bothered to do that for her husband, but now that she is out there she will do her best to find the next victim.

[RowdyOne]

Originally Posted by iamsheens
Since the showgram is already so staged do you think that it was scripted for the Dr. to accidently reveal she is going through a divorce? It seemed she didn't want to be the one to say it anyways...


uh oh i think my first paragraph i may have pulled a dilbert...
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Nah, if you pulled a dilbert you would have written it two weeks from now.

[sandiegomom]

Hmmm...still nothing but the June 21st legal separation paperwork on the court inquiry website.

So what's up DaveCain?

It may never show up as the big D. I have an friend who is definitely divorced, but they filed for separation first, and it only shows the separation filing on there...

[SDReadhead]

I agree the napping that is done by Fathead and LBM is probably more about not setting a schedule that works, and not having a plan for the day (week/month/year/life) that works.

for crying out loud, neither one of them spends time preparing meals for their kids -- ok, so every now and then, LBM will drive her kids to a food outlet and fake like she forgot her wallet so she won't have to pay, but that's not the same. I can't imagine either of them cleaning house, doing anything that would be remotely considered parental...both seem to be doing "the fun time" parent routine--where the kids live somewhere else, but come over to play and provide a source of entertainment for their parents.

Wow, Wabbit, I disagree. You have left out so many of their important chores. For instance, Fat Tummy has mentioned that he gets like 3 massages a week. Don't you think that takes time? And what about the weekly mani/pedi that both FT and LBM get? Then, of course, the blogging takes time. It also takes a ton of time to track down the IP addresses of everyone that you either want to stalk because you think they are a hottie, or you want to stalk because they've discovered your abusive legal record. Finally, don't you think it takes a lot of time to think up excuses for your pathetic life? Geez, I got tired just typing all of that. I need a nap now. :bandit:

[insightbyjake]

Wabbitsd,
Great diatribe.

Coming close.....needs a bit less "explanation" after each exageration. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

Boris gets that (although he's a bit more ascerbic than Jake) --

[OneKidOneDogMom]

IT’S PAYDAY! Just one more payment to go! :)

That's from Tummy's blog today - the first line. Do you think it's the last payment on Dannell's alimony? Sorry if I'm rehashing something that's already been talked about - I'm on vacation this week and have just been skimming all the comments...

I must admit I haven't been listening to J&J this week and I can't say I really miss it - other than to be able to add to this discussion when I hear something totally absurd (usually from LBM, but Tummy, too!)

[Wabbitsd]

SDReadhead, you know, you are right....I'll try to be a littl more understanding....I'm ashamed of myself for thinking they were well, who they were.

Jake...wow...I'm taken aback...thanks. Coincidentally, I am quite known for my longwinded diatribes. I'll try to work on brevity.

tomorrow.

and thanks, itz tom...you made me all kerplunkt. :cheers: :cheers:

[shello]

SDReadhead, you know, you are right....I'll try to be a littl more understanding....I'm ashamed of myself for thinking they were well, who they were.

Jake...wow...I'm taken aback...thanks. Coincidentally, I am quite known for my longwinded diatribes. I'll try to work on brevity.

tomorrow.

and thanks, itz tom...you made me all kerplunkt. :cheers: :cheers:

So, what yer saying, Wabbitsd, is that you're a windbag!?!:spock:

ANyone, I implore you..where's the icon with the Fro?

[SDReadhead]

:fro: :fro: Here is the fro! When you open the dialogue box and see about 15 smilies, go to the "more" link at the bottom. Sir Fro lives there with his friends woohoo, bow, and bonk. :drums: I used to love Sir Fro, but now I favor the drummer.

[SDReadhead]

Wabbitsd,
Great diatribe.

Coming close.....needs a bit less "explanation" after each exageration. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

Boris gets that (although he's a bit more ascerbic than Jake) --

a bit more ascerbic? I usually have to perform an occular wash to get the acid out of my eyes after reading Boris. But that's okay because I am laughing all the way to the first aid box.

[insightbyjake]

It took a "world famous" shrink -- Dr. Richard Levak, to administer a 750 question "personality profile" in order to figure this group out? Hell, spend a month listening and who knows what you'll find...a Listener Shrink could discover within one question....

JEFF: I feel you are a decent, God-fearing man, who likes to use his God as a resource to intimidate others into thinking you "get it." As such, you have a tendency to pontificate about huge, "life is...." issues. Of course, your actual life is anything but, "I get it." Although, you seem to have the propensity to announce each day, how you've "discovered" yet another cure for your issues. Interestingly enough, every single one of your "discoveries" comes from your wife. Sorry...wives. You are over 50-years-old.... just when do you think you'll finally "get it?"

JER: You seem to be a secure, knowledgeable man who thinks himself to be incredibly witty. Your strength of personality is you are undaunted by the fact you are not witty. You seem to be a “ladies-man,” yet you are undaunted by the fact women despise you. You seem to be a sweet Buddhist, who accepts everyone and everything, yet you are undaunted by the fact you are a meat-eater hating, control-freak who intimidates stupid people by pretending you are “smart.” Your only weakness seems to be a life of contradiction – “I like hot chicks with boobs and high-heels” yet you married Pam. “I’m accepting of gays and animals…” Yet, you label people constantly…”Moron…. homophobe…. loser…. numb-nuts….” Your acceptance seems to be limited to only the things and people you like.

RANDY: You seem to be a reserved, simple man. Kind of like Carl in Swing Blade – only I think he killed his parents. You are the techno-nerd every family needs. The good thing is, you are not as arrogant, and yet, as wrong, as Jeff or Jerry. But…you are such a geek!!! (Sorry!)

LAURA: “You are struggling with your divorce….”
JEFF:”HEY!!! She is only in the ‘gray’ area of life!!!!! Divorce is not a word we use – like ‘shut-up’ or ‘stupid.’” “Laura is in a ‘life-change’ – just like I am and Tommy is, and Jerry is, and Randy is, and….oh Hell! You get the picture!!!”

“JERRY: “She’s getting dumped by Air-Captain Cain!! He probably wants a wife who can be awake between noon and 3pm.. Of course, I kid because I love!!”
TOMMY: “Laura is a great wife!! She’s my wife now!! How do I know? We’re fighting and living together and yelling at the kids everyday and never having sex!! Nothing says marriage like that!!”

LAURA: You seem to have an inability to distinguish just what is “important.” Dance lessons, shopping, fast-food, manicures, extensions, colorings, fast-food, movies, television shows, drugs, alcohol, narcissistic endeavors, quickie-mart excursions…. these are the core-beliefs of your life. Stability, solid behavior, consistency, balance, strength, commitment, and toughness…these are the qualities you never address. Is where you are, that difficult to understand?

DELANA: You seem to be a boy. I mean a tomboy. You are balanced, funny, and adventurous. What the f**k are you doing on this show?

TOMMY: your flaws DOMINATE your strengths. You seem to be a filter for “women who seem normal, but suck up to notoriety and therefore sell-out cause ‘I might be a Big-Deal.’” You are a misogynistic, woman-lover-hater, who dwells on a mildly difficult childhood and turns it into a reason-to-believe-Ican-objectify-and-use-people-cause-I-am-a-people-lover-who-gives-everything-to-the-people-I-want-to-objectify-and-use-yet-love….’ kind of guy.


Oh…by the way…the one question…? Who are you?

[shello]

:fro: :sing: :drums: :lick: :sing:
:fro: :fro: Here is the fro! When you open the dialogue box and see about 15 smilies, go to the "more" link at the bottom. Sir Fro lives there with his friends woohoo, bow, and bonk. :drums: I used to love Sir Fro, but now I favor the drummer.

Hey, maybe the singer, Fro and the drummer (I like him) could have a band? Holy balls, I think I need a life!

With talk like that I might be ready for a public blog.

(No, maybe not. I don't even drink alcohol. I have no use for drugs. I have a strong marriage void of domestic violence. I did work out my shopping prob a few years back. I am far from interested in being in the limelight. I have many irons in the fire where work and career are concerned. And we are trying to be parents which would be my #1 job and lifelong dream)

I did not mean to toot my own horn and now realize I could be in the aforementioned band m'self.

[Wabbitsd]

Why, yes, yes I am a windbag...and darn proud of it, I might add.

[Ritchie]

Hey everyone, in Laura's outfit of the week her pants actually make it to the floor. I guess she paid a little extra this week to get them the right length.

LBM

[Trixie]

<< running to check out the $73 outfit >>
<< running back over here >>

Wow, with the change remaining from her outfit $3.03, she could treat herself to some yogurt at the Gold-N Spoon.

[Layla]

Regarding this weeks outfit picture:
I think Wonka does a much better photoshop job on Laura than Emily does.

[SadSadSad]

Okay, so I don't want to work this morning...at all. I'm taking a page from the Jeff and Jer show and just pretending to be at work this morning. Anyways went over to the J&J website and had a good laugh from two things. First they have a link warning people to watch what they post online. FH should probably look at that. But then I actually read and got through what is "One of Tommy's Best Blogs Ever" according to him. Seriously. Here is a quote:

"I feel that the post divorce phase is in it’s final phase and I can finally move on. I wondered how long it would take and I think FOR ME, it took 4 &#189; years of FOR THE MOST PART not going out and keeping to myself and being a good dad and a darn good ex husband. I didn’t really see anyone for all that long during this whole time."

It truly amuses me how he 1) rewrites history 2)pats himself on the back for being a good dad and for being a darn good ex-husband (wonder if Dannell agrees with this?).

Everything is just peachy keen for FH and rainbows are coming out of his butt this morning. Super Fantastic!

[Wabbitsd]

:fro: LOL! You guys rock today, thanks for the smiles!!!!