San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[itz_me_tom]

Hey everyone, in Laura's outfit of the week her pants actually make it to the floor. I guess she paid a little extra this week to get them the right length.

LBM

Let's hear it for the cropped pant look!! As a man who appreciates a woman who dresses nice, even when casual...I have to disagree with you, Ritchie.

That's ok, I know it's subjective, and diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, but behold...

http://s7d2.scene7.com/s7ondemand/zoom/flasht_zoom.jsp?company=BostonProper&zoomwidth=420&zoomheight=550&config=ZoomSkin&sku=823627&windowtitle=BostonProper ~ Product Detail&vc=viewSize%3D350,450%26logo2%3Dfalse

[SadSadSad]

[QUOTE=Trixie]<< running to check out the $73 outfit >>
<< running back over here >>
QUOTE]

I think she borrowed the shoes from Pam. Am I the only one who thinks gold lame should only be used on halloween costumes???

[CrystalDoll]

Tom's - $123.50 Outfit of the Week...

Tom I think you should give Laura some style lessons...

[RowdyOne]

I see THAT GIRL's photo has been removed from the gallery of Tommy's BBQ. Remember -- the one with the toddler on her chest?

[boris85]

Let's hear it for the cropped pant look!! As a man who appreciates a woman who dresses nice, even when casual...I have to disagree with you, Ritchie.

That's ok, I know it's subjective, and diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, but behold...

http://s7d2.scene7.com/s7ondemand/zoom/flasht_zoom.jsp?company=BostonProper&zoomwidth=420&zoomheight=550&config=ZoomSkin&sku=823627&windowtitle=BostonProper ~ Product Detail&vc=viewSize%3D350,450%26logo2%3Dfalse

she's just trying to cover her hideous cankles in case she's in a terrible accident and has to go to the ER.

[CrystalDoll]

Here's the new one!

Laura's Diary, August 16th, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 1:58pm

Dear Diary,

Phillip kicked my butt yesterday. Holy cow. We went through our routine at least 5 times. I was pouring sweat and had to sit down and rest at one point. Dangit, I'm out of shape. I really have a ton of respect for the celebrity dancers on "Dancing With The Stars" because those routines are HARD. It was a little weird yesterday because we were being videotaped the whole time. I kept messing up because I was concentrating on sucking in my stomach for the camera. Pathetic, I know. Then, I had to go in this separate room to do an on-camera interview. I was so hot that I'm sure I had a sweat mustache the whole time. God, it was hot.

Anyway, the people who were doing the taping and interviewing said that our dance looked great! They especially liked my facial expressions, which makes me nervous. I can't imagine what the heck I must be doing with my face. I'll find out soon enough, though.

As I was walking out, I noticed one of my "competitors" practicing her Cha-Cha with her partner. They were doing some insane looking tricks. Uh-oh. Momma's got competition! Bring it on!

The dude from Men At Work, Colin Hay, just performed live in our studio. It was one of the best live moments EVER. Tommy said it best when he stood up and stated, "I feel like I've just been to church." Totally. Check out the video on our website. The song "I Just Can't Get Over You" was captivating and beautiful and well, words don't do it justice.

Oh no. I just realized that I have to go pull down my pants, lay on a table and make idle chit chat while getting my hoo-ha probed. Yes, it's that time of year. At least I get to see one of my favorite men in the whole wide world…Dr. Drosman. He is the only thing that's going to make the experience somewhat pleasant.

See you Monday, Diary.

[Wabbitsd]

:faint: :faint:

[shello]

From Laura's Dairy today...

Oh no. I just realized that I have to go pull down my pants, lay on a table and make idle chit chat while getting my hoo-ha probed. Yes, it's that time of year. At least I get to see one of my favorite men in the whole wide world…Dr. Drosman. He is the only thing that's going to make the experience somewhat pleasant.

What's this? A normal afternoon of being Laura.

Kidding aside, glad to see she does not use up the resources for the poor and uninsured and go to Planned Parenthood anymore. Could never understand how she could do that when we know she had health insur AND was making lots of caish.

[SadSadSad]

Oh that Laura Cain...such a classy lady!

[krak70]

See you Monday, Diary.

Why Monday? Are they taking ANOTHER vacation day? Is it some obscure DJ holiday that no one else gets? Does she need to take a sick day to recover from her annual exam that every other woman gets done over a 30 minute lunch break? Man, I'm in the wrong profession!

p.s. now I know what Dilbert feels like...so many questions :)

[11ListenerNot]

Oh no. I just realized that I have to go pull down my pants, lay on a table and make idle chit chat while getting my hoo-ha probed. Yes, it's that time of year. At least I get to see one of my favorite men in the whole wide world…Dr. Drosman. He is the only thing that's going to make the experience somewhat pleasant.

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Oh, my freaking g**!! It's one thing to have a personal diary to write down your feelings, events, etc. But to put in an entry like this for the world to see?? No brains. And of course, her diary is the most read in the world (next to Tommy's blog of course)!

[11ListenerNot]

You guys rock. You need to take over the radio waves and knock everyone else off the air! Oh, that's right we need to keep something for the rich, soccer mom, suv driving type. You will take over the arbitron ratings in a flash! I wish I could be so creative. I just complain about their junk on their website and respond. Keep it up guys! We all know it's so much better than the spewgram:wavey2:

[SadSadSad]

Since Laura is being so open about her medical procedures I wonder if she will tell us how many new diseases she's picked up now that she is living with FH. Anyone wanna guess?

[Ritchie]

I could of done without the image of the hoo-ha. :eek3:

[SadSadSad]

I could of done without the image of the hoo-ha. :eek3:

Think about the poor doctor. God only knows what that brave sould will encounter.

[SadSadSad]

Think about the poor doctor. God only knows what that brave sould will encounter.

Okay I just have to take the time to say I'm sorry for all the typos. I'm making my one year old type this for me and he is not taking the time to be careful. Last night he burnt dinner too. You just can't get good quality work from your kids anymore.

[SadSadSad]

Bet you I can post the most in the row. Sure it doesn't have anything to do with the purpose of this site, but let me just put the invisible elves in my house on notice. I know you hid my car keys again. I'm not happy about it. You are all about to get your tiny little elf underwear wedged up your tiny little elf butts if you don't be getting my keys now!!!!!

[surfing_texan]

I think it's strange she refers to her OB/GYN as "one of her favorite men in the whole world". My OB/GYN is a nice guy, but his certainly isn't a name that would come to mind if I were asked to list my "favorite people". Kind of disturbing

[Wabbitsd]

:neartears

truly I do not deserve to be in the same category as boris and jake, but (rudely shoving the two aside to accept my award) I would certainly like to thank the academy for this honor, and while I certainly did not expect to receive an award this evening, please hold on while my assistant comes up on the dais and reads my acceptance speech....

thank you, thank you, thank you...one and all.....and especially you, listener11not...I'll always remember you, even when I am rich, famous and snooty.

[listener13]

Thanks Ritchie!


Well, I found this and thought that everyone may enjoy. I don't even know where to start with this...

http://www.lajollalight.com/content/img/f216907/Jerry_&_Pam_Cesak.jpg

Even while on my death bed, I'd NEVER (caps intentional) let her pick out my clothes :rolleyes:

I just got back from Vegas, and saw a female impersonator wearing that exact same outfit - maybe Pam isn't a chick after all!

[SadSadSad]

Okay, Invisible Elves, I didn't want to have to go there, but I will just let you know that I once killed an Invisible Elf in Reno just to watch him die. Don't question how I can watch him die if he's invisible...just know I did and I will do it again. Now where are my car keys.

Has anyone put me ignore yet? I put myself on ignore a few days ago.

[itz_me_tom]

Wtf???

[Wabbitsd]

itz me tom, sadly, I think I understand what SadSadSad is communicating. She has had a short circuit of mangnanimous size....from the mention of the poked hoo hah.

its understandable. it could happen to anyone.

why look. right now, I am not able to make the underscores work between the words in your screen name.

We need an intervetion on behalf of SadSadSad.


"Saddy! We're here for you! Drop LBM's nose candy!"

[boris85]

Think about the poor doctor. God only knows what that brave sould will encounter.

All I can think about is a lonely spelunker treading through the moisture of Carlsbad Caverns... Hello-hello-hello.:wavey2:

[iamsheens]

Laura's blog from today about the annual pap...a little TMI....does she not realize people actually read her blog?

ahhhhh she drives me crazy!

I guess nothing exciting happend on the show or do we not have any more people actually listening? ha-ha

[itz_me_tom]

All I can think about is a lonely spelunker tredding through the moisture of Carlsbad Caverns... Hello-hello-hello

NICE! ...All the while a faint voice can be heard outside the caverns..."and then he spun me around...I was on video, so I was trying to pull my stomach in and...blah blah blah...

Poor Doctor McVaggie!

[SadSadSad]

The invisible elves stole my nose candy too!!!!

Actually I had some surgery done earlier this week. No, it's not a boob job. I hate the knives and would never voluntarily go anywhere near a hospital. Anyways, between being in one place for a few days and with the medicine I'm on I was heading on the path to true insanity when (Wabbit is right) the mention of Laura's hoo-ha pushed me over the cliff into crazy world. I'm not too crazy about crazy world. I can't really do my work and take of care of my kids like normal. But luckily I have had Laura and FH here to show me the ropes. The invisible elves are really pissing me off. And before you say its a good thing they are hiding my car keys, no I was not going to pull a Lohan and drive under the influence. I'm going to let Laura drive. She's had lots of practice of driving messed up.

[SadSadSad]

All I can think about is a lonely spelunker tredding through the moisture of Carlsbad Caverns... Hello-hello-hello

Spelunker...tee hee hee...that's a funny word.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! The invisible elves lines were cracking me up big time!!!

[SadSadSad]

LOL! The invisible elves lines were cracking me up big time!!!

On a serious note why would Laura choose to use drugs? I'm on percocet and I am so frusterated not being able to function and having a cloud in my head. I hate this. You really must have some serious issues with reality if you choose being in a messed up state like this. And there was no way she could be a good mom while she was using.

[feefifofum]

Just catching up on today's posts. Twilight Zone. Y'all are silly.

[Trixie]

"Tomorrow I’m off, so I think I’m doing IRON MOUNTAIN at 6am (Friday morning)….."

The above quote from FH's recent blog.

Jeff wasn't on the air Thursday (today) and it sounds like the rest will be off, based on what little info LBM's diary had. Guess we'll have to tune in tomorrow to find out....or head to In Cahoots and watch KGB broadcast live. Maybe that's where the No-Show-Gram staff will be!

[SDReadhead]

I think it's strange she refers to her OB/GYN as "one of her favorite men in the whole world". My OB/GYN is a nice guy, but his certainly isn't a name that would come to mind if I were asked to list my "favorite people". Kind of disturbing

She is a freak of nature!!!! And while on the subject of LBM's nether regions, I have three sisters and three sisters-in-law and a daughter and a mom, yet I don't know if any of these women in my life have nicknames for their body parts. Yet I know LBM has a Vageegee that she gets waxed and a hoo-ha she gets probed. She is a classy dame.:bigeyes:

[SDReadhead]

:fro: :sing: :drums: :lick: :sing:

Hey, maybe the singer, Fro and the drummer (I like him) could have a band? Holy balls, I think I need a life!

With talk like that I might be ready for a public blog.

(No, maybe not. I don't even drink alcohol. I have no use for drugs. I have a strong marriage void of domestic violence. I did work out my shopping prob a few years back. I am far from interested in being in the limelight. I have many irons in the fire where work and career are concerned. And we are trying to be parents which would be my #1 job and lifelong dream)

I did not mean to toot my own horn and now realize I could be in the aforementioned band m'self.

I love our new band! Let's get Fat Tummy to book them live in the studio. Hey, Shello, are you and your husband thinking of becoming parents so you'll have someone to tell you everything will be okay when you are having a bad day and someone to loan you some sweet mula when you want a new purse or drugs? (In reality, good luck with your plans for a child!)

[iamsheens]

She is a freak of nature!!!! And while on the subject of LBM's nether regions, I have three sisters and three sisters-in-law and a daughter and a mom, yet I don't know if any of these women in my life have nicknames for their body parts. Yet I know LBM has a Vageegee that she gets waxed and a hoo-ha she gets probed. She is a classy dame.:bigeyes:


LOL....So true...so true...classy dame I don't even think begins to describe Laura....have I mentioned she is my idol and I aspireto be like her, drug addictions and all....haha seriously I do wonder if little kids hear her on the radio and say "mommy, I wanna be just like Laura when I grow up" uggggh I hope that isn't the type of society we live in.....just a thought...

[shello]

I love our new band! Let's get Fat Tummy to book them live in the studio. Hey, Shello, are you and your husband thinking of becoming parents so you'll have someone to tell you everything will be okay when you are having a bad day and someone to loan you some sweet mula when you want a new purse or drugs? (In reality, good luck with your plans for a child!)
:fro: :guitar: :drums: :sing:

When I become preg I will share with ya'll my appts. for my hoo-ha. :spock: Seriously, no woman likes to go to that appt, so Laura could have just said (since she felt compelled to say something) "I have to go to the Dr. for THAT yearly exam. Yuck" I am sure even her out-of-touch J&J fans were turned off by that. She just knocked herself down another notch if you ask me. If that's even possible.

Ya'll remember this little gem when the on-air preg test showed she was indeed preg with Charlie?

"Oh, I can't be pregnant. Yada,yada,wine, wine..I just got the car I wanted." I remember that comment to this day as it was a little shocking. I am sure even Dave was put off by that. :|

[listener13]

Think about the poor doctor. God only knows what that brave sould will encounter.

It's nothing that 762 guys in college didn't encounter.....

[shello]

Hey SadSadSad,

Sorry you are feeling out of sorts. But yes, you were a little wierd there earlier today so I am glad you explained. As you recover, try to stay cool. I am sure the heat is making your recovery more difficult. Stay inside....AC on...favorite non-alcoholic bev on hand and read and/or watch movies.

During your dementia, itzmetom was funny. He clearly could not contain himself over your posts, so he simply said wft? I hope that doesn't make me Dilby-like for stating the obvious. I just loved itzmetom's remark.

[insightbyjake]

It's nothing that 762 guys in college didn't encounter.....

HEY!!! I wasn't in town that night!! It's 761 FYI!!!!!!

[SDReadhead]

Well folks, I'm off to work -- summer vacation is over. Isn't it weird that the school district here has a policy that teachers can't listen to AM radio until 10 am and then get started teaching? Don't they realize that I am not listening for my own personal fun, but instead, to do research for this scientific community of former Spewgram fans-turned-cynical?

If anything funny happens (not funny like J/J suddenly turned humorous again, but funny like Jake will have a field day with whatever happened), let me know. I'll be here later, after these selfish kids and parents get their taxpayer's worth of education from my learned self. Why can't they all be like LBM and just be satisfied to be vacuous shopping machines?

[Wabbitsd]

Hello, yes....I am speaking DIRECTLY to the lurkers who may have a personal connection to Jeff of the Jeff and Jer show...

First of all, I would like to state for the record (and for itz tom) that I am not on any mind altering concoction of any kind.

With that out of the way, YOU...lurker who knows Jeff. Tell him to have his son and daughter read Laura and Tommy's diary/blob every day. They will learn so much....why, he won't even have to have a talk with them about those important personal issues like blacking out at a sorority party and having S-E-X with seven hundred and sixty ONE (not two) anonymous donors...ha ha ha, such fun, good clean stuff!

And maybe his son can wonder if Laura and Tommy are or or NOT doing it. Why, he can have hours of good clean fun conversation with his baseball buddies in the locker room! whoo hoooo!

[CrystalDoll]

[QUOTE=shello]:fro: :guitar: :drums: :sing: [QUOTE]

I love the band! Everytime I see them it brings a smile to my face!!!! You guys are great! You keep me enteratined during a very very very slow month of August (why aren't we like Europe who are on vacation???):bandit:

I don't know if it's been mentioned, but not only did Laura write about her annual visit to be poked and prodded (is that a real word??), but she also talked about it on the air!!!! She went into great detail about the duck feet that are on the ceiling of her doctors...weird!

[CrystalDoll]

Okay, Invisible Elves, I didn't want to have to go there, but I will just let you know that I once killed an Invisible Elf in Reno just to watch him die. Don't question how I can watch him die if he's invisible...just know I did and I will do it again. Now where are my car keys.

Has anyone put me ignore yet? I put myself on ignore a few days ago.

I'm actually enjoying your drug induced ramble (not that I don't enjoy the noraml sadsadsad, but the invisible elves are great but don't let them take you away :abduct:!!!)

Ok that's all I have for now...please don't make me work!!!! Please please please please!!!!

[CrystalDoll]

Hey were have Dilbert and Tabitha been? Boris has Tabitha left you for Dilbert???? hmmmm

[SadSadSad]

Hey SadSadSad,

Sorry you are feeling out of sorts. But yes, you were a little wierd there earlier today so I am glad you explained. As you recover, try to stay cool. I am sure the heat is making your recovery more difficult. Stay inside....AC on...favorite non-alcoholic bev on hand and read and/or watch movies.

During your dementia, itzmetom was funny. He clearly could not contain himself over your posts, so he simply said wft? I hope that doesn't make me Dilby-like for stating the obvious. I just loved itzmetom's remark.

I was weird yesteday. I kept making tons of typos. I also lied. I didn't kill the invisible elf in Reno just to watch him die. I thought it sounded cool. I actually killed him to show all his little buddies what would happen if they keep stealing one sock so we humans have to go out the door with mismatching pairs. Thanks for your nice words. Laura and FH are pretty mad at me for not playing the sympathy card right away. They even have shown me how to do the Woe is Me and Alas Arm to the Forehead and Faint.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Sad to the third...(ny nickname for you) by chance, have you gotten any calls from the showgram asking for your chemical enhancements?

[SadSadSad]

Actually I caught Laura trying to steal my sweet stash just this morning and I was all Hell To The No you don’t, beeatch. My baby daddy works too hard for you to be up in here stealing my scrips he done stole for me. You run your ass back up to RP and get the troll ass pimp of yours to get you some of your own. Ain’t no one gonna be taking my sweet stash. Shoot.

[surfing_texan]

Actually I caught Laura trying to steal my sweet stash just this morning and I was all Hell To The No you don’t, beeatch. My baby daddy works too hard for you to be up in here stealing my scrips he done stole for me. You run your ass back up to RP and get the troll ass pimp of yours to get you some of your own. Ain’t no one gonna be taking my sweet stash. Shoot.

Thanks SadSadSad, I was having a bad morning until I read your last post...it got me laughing

[CrystalDoll]

Actually I caught Laura trying to steal my sweet stash just this morning and I was all Hell To The No you don’t, beeatch. My baby daddy works too hard for you to be up in here stealing my scrips he done stole for me. You run your ass back up to RP and get the troll ass pimp of yours to get you some of your own. Ain’t no one gonna be taking my sweet stash. Shoot.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA:bow:

[11ListenerNot]

Is today a holiday? The showgram was off today! Oh, of course it's just another one of their days off from their 8 week vacation schedule. And the worst thing was that they did a repeat of Tommy and a listener's 3 minute kiss Yuck, gag, oh no!!
Before I changed the channel, I could hear Laura SCREACHING (sorry) in the background. It was ridiculous.

Also, check out the new pictures in Tommy's blog from the recent dinner. The beautiful (not) Krustin and old man Jeff are the first you see

[11ListenerNot]

Everything seems to be running smoothly for me right now. I’m focused on work and kids and stuff and this weekend I have some short term weekend goals:


******To look for a new car…my lease is up for the F150 and I don’t know what to get next

******I’m Mr. October for TAXES, so I need to do my taxes this weekend.

******Work on the show

******Clean the garage and start lifting weights

******I see my mom all day Sunday

******Clothes Shopping for the kids

Poor Little Tommy. He sure has a rough life.
:disa:

[CrystalDoll]

Please don't hurt me...but Debbie and Randy are kind of cute together!!

[boris85]

"Tomorrow I’m off, so I think I’m doing IRON MOUNTAIN at 6am (Friday morning)….."

The above quote from FH's recent blog.

Jeff wasn't on the air Thursday (today) and it sounds like the rest will be off, based on what little info LBM's diary had. Guess we'll have to tune in tomorrow to find out....or head to In Cahoots and watch KGB broadcast live. Maybe that's where the No-Show-Gram staff will be!

They need a break from their tough, grueling lives. Jeff was out on Thursday to perform an in-home exorcism on Tommy's mom. Turned out the moaning noises coming from her were just flatulence. I agree - Laura's diaries are getting more and more inane, trivial, and vain as she continues to get fatter and sleepier - can we say...off the wagon!:2far:

[boris85]

It's nothing that 762 guys in college didn't encounter.....

He should be given a medal - a purple heart for what he went through. He probably found a few lost M&Ms, a small bottle of vodka, and a balloon full of crack - all forgotten from years past...

[11ListenerNot]

Recommended blog reading: Tommy’s blogs from Thursday! Also, click here to go to the latest blog from the weekend! Tommy writes a brand new one every few hours through the weekend! Latest one from LATE Thursday night!
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Since they are off today and Laura certainly can't do a diary entry on her day off (extra napping no doubt), I guess FH will be adding extra blogs this weekend. Joy of joys, I'll be waiting with much anticipation

[boris85]

Please don't hurt me...but Debbie and Randy are kind of cute together!!

if you're into that kind of thing - old gay men trying to look straight by dating young Asian women... What leads me to believe Randy's gay:

1. The life-size poster of Tony Randall above his bed
2. His pink, silk sheets
3. His quest to be a David Guest impersonator
4. The fact that he refers to Debbie as "boy Friday."
5. His season ticket pass to "DJs on Ice II - the return of Fat Jeff."

[11ListenerNot]

Click here to check out Little Tommy's photo gallery with BRAND NEW pictures from the weekend!!!
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In case any of you curious individuals have trouble finding the picture, see above. It's in the section with Tommy's blogs.

Here's my observation

1. Jeff is having a bad hair day
2. Jerry looks drunk
3. Pam looks the same in every picture
4. Krustin looks like a nice mormon girl (I read someone decribe her that way in a previous thread)
5. FH is at the end of the table (thank god he is barely visible)
6. THAT GIRL (blonde) is next to him.
7. I agree, I think Randy and Debbie look good (the only normal ones of the bunch), but no I'm not a Randy fan, he's too science fiction for my taste.
8. We finally see Pacey
9. Emily is next to Pacey. Sorry Boris, she's wearing more clothes.

[boris85]

Click here to check out Little Tommy's photo gallery with BRAND NEW pictures from the weekend!!!
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In case any of you curious individuals have trouble finding the picture, see above. It's in the section with Tommy's blogs.

Here's my observation

1. Jeff is having a bad hair day
2. Jerry looks drunk
3. Pam looks the same in every picture
4. Krustin looks like a nice mormon girl (I read someone decribe her that way in a previous thread)
5. FH is at the end of the table (thank god he is barely visible)
6. THAT GIRL (blonde) is next to him.
7. I agree, I think Randy and Debbie look good (the only normal ones of the bunch), but no I'm not a Randy fan, he's too science fiction for my taste.
8. We finally see Pacey
9. Emily is next to Pacey. Sorry Boris, she's wearing more clothes.

Too many clothes, yes, but those psychotic demon eyes turn me on. "I am the bride of Chuckie, prepare to be victomized..."

Jeff Flintstone looks like Shrek. Krusten is either pregnant, the lost daughter from Little People Big World, or preparing to audition for the lead Umpa-Lumpa in "Willie Wonka, Part Two, the Everlasting Mormon Gobstopper" - caffeine free, of course. And what's up with Jer and Liza? They must have just returned from Fantasy Island.

[11ListenerNot]

I see THAT GIRL's photo has been removed from the gallery of Tommy's BBQ. Remember -- the one with the toddler on her chest?
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They probably removed it because on the website there's a section where you are supposed to guess which one is Tommy's girlfriend, so they took the picture off so we can't cheat and look though the photos (that's my guess).

Also, if you look at page 2 of the new photos, there's another shot at the dinner with Emily, Pacey, LBM, and "that girl". It is the same woman that was holding the toddler in the picture at the bbq

[11ListenerNot]

HURRY, TIME’S A WAISTIN”!!! This is Tommy! My birthday is next Friday! Last weekend to shop! August 24th! I’m a virgo! Hurry, FINAL WEEKEND TO SHOP
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omg, when you click on the jeff and jer website, this flashes across the screen. What an ass. I guess he thinks it's funny but the sad thing is that I'm sure he'll get gifts from his faithful listeners. Shall we all chip in and get him something really nice??

[itz_me_tom]

First of all, I would like to state for the record (and for itz tom) that I am not on any mind altering concoction of any kind.
whoo hoooo!


Good lord, I take a 4 hour nap and look at all that I've missed!

Btw, Wabbit, good to know you are drug-free. When I saw dying invisible elves, Fantasy Island, spelunkers, duck feet, 762 minus one, and the band… I thought I was still asleep or having a 70’s flashback!!

Oh boy, will ya look at the time. I need a nap.

I’ll let the band play me out.
Hit it boys! :fro: :sing: :drums: :guitar:

[Transplant]

If you look at the banner announcing FH's birthday coming up, it says TIMES AWAISTING....wrong FH....it's suppose to be

TIME'S A WASTING there is no letter i in waste....

Gotta love his stupid blunders just to show how illiterate he really is:dead:

[boris85]

Click here to check out Little Tommy's photo gallery with BRAND NEW pictures from the weekend!!!
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In case any of you curious individuals have trouble finding the picture, see above. It's in the section with Tommy's blogs.

Here's my observation

1. Jeff is having a bad hair day
2. Jerry looks drunk
3. Pam looks the same in every picture
4. Krustin looks like a nice mormon girl (I read someone decribe her that way in a previous thread)
5. FH is at the end of the table (thank god he is barely visible)
6. THAT GIRL (blonde) is next to him.
7. I agree, I think Randy and Debbie look good (the only normal ones of the bunch), but no I'm not a Randy fan, he's too science fiction for my taste.
8. We finally see Pacey
9. Emily is next to Pacey. Sorry Boris, she's wearing more clothes.

I know the girl in the photo with Tommy - she's a court reporter who works downtown... Notice Laura eyeing the wine - like a puma waiting to pounce! Hey look over there everyone - it's Ryan Seacrest. Hey, didn't I just have a glass of win in front of me, as a thin stream runs down Laura's ravenous chin.

[boris85]

Bob's Big Boy's latest blog is up - he went hiking with his new conquest:

"I went with Brandi, Mary, Cindy, and Michelle and her baby Evie. I had a great conversation with each person during the hike. "

She has several kids - one being the baby. Sounds like a shady past waiting to be uncovered. You know the old saying: "Loose lips make babies...":cheers:

[feefifofum]

Shall we all chip in and get him something really nice??

Didn't I read "flaming bag of poo" on this board a ways back?

[mel41099]

I’m pretty sure Vanessa reads my blog. So, she has all these blogs to save and to maybe read from time to time

Tommy, why would you write what you do knowing that your pre-teen daughter is reading it? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Because she does.

[RowdyOne]

Tommy, why would you write what you do knowing that your pre-teen daughter is reading it? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Because she does.
:wavey2: Thoughts for Tommy: You know Vanessa's reading your blogs. If journaling's so important to you, why don't you separately and privately journal for her and for Eddie your thoughts about THEM, your love for THEM, your special and private memories and dreams that you don't share with the "entire world" reading your blogs? Or write them individual letters detailing what you're so proud of in your life? Or even better, give them lots of hugs and tell them in person many, many times, and keep your private life private. It would mean so much more to them. Or is your ego so big you have to share everything with the "entire world" and then let your little kids, on their own, try to make sense of you?

[SadSadSad]

Wait....so Michelle's baby is named Evie? Isn't that Laura's nickname for Evan? Is this getting weirder every second or what?

[listener13]

Bob's Big Boy's latest blog is up - he went hiking with his new conquest:

"I went with Brandi, Mary, Cindy, and Michelle and her baby Evie. I had a great conversation with each person during the hike. "

She has several kids - one being the baby. Sounds like a shady past waiting to be uncovered. You know the old saying: "Loose lips make babies...":cheers:

Okay, how does one have a "great conversation" with a baby? Oh wait, it's Tommy, and he only has a 2nd grade education, so I guess that makes sense.

There is a story there with Michelle and the kids - maybe he's planning on converting to the Morman faith, he'll marry both Michelle and Laura, and he has the whole built-in family thing going for him. And two kids named Evie - that wouldn't be too confusing. Besides, one of those kids is Laura's, so it's no more confusion than everything else in her life, given the gene pool.

[listener13]

:wavey2: Thoughts for Tommy: You know Vanessa's reading your blogs. If journaling's so important to you, why don't you separately and privately journal for her and for Eddie your thoughts about THEM, your love for THEM, your special and private memories and dreams that you don't share with the "entire world" reading your blogs? Or write them individual letters detailing what you're so proud of in your life? Or even better, give them lots of hugs and tell them in person many, many times, and keep your private life private. It would mean so much more to them. Or is your ego so big you have to share everything with the "entire world" and then let your little kids, on their own, try to make sense of you?

Why would he do that when his pages get so many hits? Please - he single-handedly is saving the station - remember, it gets the most hits than any other page on the Star website. Gag me. Notice I didn't use the puke emoticon, but I SO wanted to.

[RowdyOne]

Yeah, I guess I naively wish he could be the good dad he thinks himself to be. Not gonna happen.

And thanks for not using our little friend Mr. Barfy...

[insightbyjake]

If you look at the banner announcing FH's birthday coming up, it says TIMES AWAISTING....wrong FH....it's suppose to be

TIME'S A WASTING there is no letter i in waste....

Gotta love his stupid blunders just to show how illiterate he really is:dead:


Uhh..Umm...excuse me...uhh...sorry... two things "Transplant..."

One: "...it's suppose to be...TIME"S A WASTING..."

That would be "supposed to be...."

Two: Incorrect spelling is not a sign of being "illiterate." In fact, you may miss the irony of writing, "Gotta love his stupid blunders...." while referencing "illiterate." "Gotta" is not a real word... you see, you write in a casual vernacular while demanding proper English....Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[insightbyjake]

if you're into that kind of thing - old gay men trying to look straight by dating young Asian women... What leads me to believe Randy's gay:

1. The life-size poster of Tony Randall above his bed
2. His pink, silk sheets
3. His quest to be a David Guest impersonator
4. The fact that he refers to Debbie as "boy Friday."
5. His season ticket pass to "DJs on Ice II - the return of Fat Jeff."

Boris,

1. Tony Randall sired a child at 85!! What gay could do that??!! (Okay, MAYBE Elton John, Ryan Seacrest, or Jeff Detrow...but...COME ON!!!)

2. Pink silk sheets are not gay!! Ask Siegfried (as he tends to Roy's "tiger-on-my-neck" love-lock for "stars-who-don't-get-it-that-wild animals-will-kill-even-if-you're-a--flaming-animal-trainer-for-animals -who-think-'we-like-to-eat-meat-as-much-as-you-gay-guys-like-to-eat-meat.' ")

3. It's "David Gest" not Guest. (As if one, Tito Jackson loving gay man who married another gay man -- see Liza Minnelli -- should worry about the correct spelling of his --or her-- name).

4. "Boy Friday?" Interesting how "Debbie" starts with the same letters as "Danile Defoe...." ... How does Boris know this!!!??!

5. "DJ's On Ice II --The Return of Fat Jeff" I'll give you this one. Fat Jeff never really went away, he just disguised himself as "straight Jeff." Or, was that "not as Grecian Formula Jeff," -- no wait!! --It was, "Focus on my sleep not my stupid can't-figure-out-how-to-be-an-exemplary-dad," Jeff.

Oh F**k it!! Randy's gay and Debbie likes the fact the sock drawer is being organized while he listens to "I Will Survive" while waiting for mom to cook a meatloaf.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[itz_me_tom]

Uhh..Umm...excuse me...uhh...sorry... two things "Transplant..."

One: "...it's suppose to be...TIME"S A WASTING..."

That would be "supposed to be...."

Two: Incorrect spelling is not a sign of being "illiterate." In fact, you may miss the irony of writing, "Gotta love his stupid blunders...." while referencing "illiterate." "Gotta" is not a real word... you see, you write in a casual vernacular while demanding proper English....Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Uhh..Umm...excuse me...uhh...sorry... Jake

Not for nothin', but seriously, are you bustin' this person's chops for spelling? Need I remind the kind folks of your spelling?

Let's see is ascerbic a word? I always thought it was acerbic.

Splittin' hairs isn't it? It's silly when used in this context. This is a fun forum, right? Let's let people say what they want w/o fear of the English Police. Whatd'yasay?

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! Look what happens when all us critics get together!!!

[Transplant]

Thanks for the back up ItzmeTom! I was so upset at being corrected, I had to cancel my nail appointment! (tee hee)

No worries Insight, I've got thick skin.

[insightbyjake]

Uhh..Umm...excuse me...uhh...sorry... Jake

Not for nothin', but seriously, are you bustin' this person's chops for spelling? Need I remind the kind folks of your spelling?

Let's see is ascerbic a word? I always thought it was acerbic.

Splittin' hairs isn't it? It's silly when used in this context. This is a fun forum, right? Let's let people say what they want w/o fear of the English Police. Whatd'yasay?


No...not bustin for spellin. Just writing for irony. I like irony. (Like the time I saw a girl in the library reading Thoreau's "Walden" -- listening to an ipod.) You see, Transplant was making fun of FH's banner. For a spelling error. I made fum of him for a spelling error....and now, itzmetom....you make fun of me for a spelling error.... "Let's let people say what they want w/o the fear of the English police." That's what I was saying to Transplant, itzmetom, but I hid it (apparently too well) in irony.

P.S. it is acerbic, Stateside. It is also ascerbic -- in the U.K. As is, "David Vance expresses some of the ascerbic scepticism felt by many Unionists at any of the explanations likely to arise of the killing of Donaldson.

[insightbyjake]

P. P. S. "fum" was a typo. I think I've got the spelling for "fun."

[Wabbitsd]

I blame the showgram for this whole interaction. It's all the time off they are taking. It's their recycling of old stuff. It's the Fathead syndrome spreading like an atomic cloud. Frankly, I honestly think it was Laura's mention of her hoo ha...

[feefifofum]

but I hid it (apparently too well) in irony.
[/I]

It wasn't so hidden. Some people just don't get it. Come on, it's Jake - master of sarcasm, irony, facetiousness, and wit.

[Transplant]

Uhh..Umm...excuse me...uhh...sorry... two things "Transplant..."

One: "...it's suppose to be...TIME"S A WASTING..."

That would be "supposed to be...."

Two: Incorrect spelling is not a sign of being "illiterate." In fact, you may miss the irony of writing, "Gotta love his stupid blunders...." while referencing "illiterate." "Gotta" is not a real word... you see, you write in a casual vernacular while demanding proper English....Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Literacy: The traditional definition of literacy is considered to be the ability to read and write, or the ability to use language–to read, write, listen, and speak. In modern contexts, the word refers to reading and writing at a level adequate for communication, or at a level that enables one to successfully comprehend and communicate in print society

so when Tommy says Time's A Waisting, one would assume his waist as in waistline?

But fortunately, i think most of us can read FatHead-ese

[itz_me_tom]

:ptlaugh:Feel the love? I do, I do!!

I think we need the band to play us a tune.
:fro: :guitar: :drums: :sing:

Ahh, that's itt I fel muchh betto. Oppps diid I rite thtt rong?:wavey2:

[insightbyjake]

Literacy: The traditional definition of literacy is considered to be the ability to read and write, or the ability to use language–to read, write, listen, and speak. In modern contexts, the word refers to reading and writing at a level adequate for communication, or at a level that enables one to successfully comprehend and communicate in print society

so when Tommy says Time's A Waisting, one would assume his waist as in waistline?

But fortunately, i think most of us can read FatHead-ese

THAT was good. I missed the "waist" part of tommy -- (hard to believe with that girth I missed it):cheers:

[SadSadSad]

The invisible elves are hiding right now.

[11ListenerNot]

I think we need our beloved showgram to come back so we can get back to the issues at hand.....hee

[RowdyOne]

Yes, but who listens any longer? Maybe someone or sometwo are willing to sacrifice and tune in - to provide fodder. I personally can't take it for more than three or four minutes and I don't go to the website or blogs since my sister got that scary stalking-type email from FH. So, again, are there any real listeners on this board?

[SadSadSad]

Okay, I have to admit I had no idea where the genesis of the "I'm Kind of a Big Deal" T-Shirt came from until my husband was looking on ExpressCafe at some funny t-shirts and that one was in there. I told him I didn't get it. He then said that's a quote from Ron Burgundy, the Anchorman. And he did the line for me and I started laughing because I remembered it was when he was hitting on Christina Applegate's character. But here's the thing, it's funny when Ron Burgundy says it, but you look like an ass if you wear the shirt. That being said, I will bet you Laura doesn't know the joke and thinks its a cute T-shirt because she is, after all, kind of a big deal.

[SadSadSad]

P.S. You Stay Classy, San Diego

[itz_me_tom]

Okay, I have to admit I had no idea where the genesis of the "I'm Kind of a Big Deal" T-Shirt came from until my husband was looking on ExpressCafe at some funny t-shirts and that one was in there. I told him I didn't get it. He then said that's a quote from Ron Burgundy, the Anchorman. And he did the line for me and I started laughing because I remembered it was when he was hitting on Christina Applegate's character. But here's the thing, it's funny when Ron Burgundy says it, but you look like an ass if you wear the shirt. That being said, I will bet you Laura doesn't know the joke and thinks its a cute T-shirt because she is, after all, kind of a big deal.

Really? You didn't know the quote was from Anchorman? I'm surprised because all they ever do is quote movie lines from Napolean Dynamite, Anchorman, and Office Space ...constantly.

An original thought? Not on that show..err...train wreck.

[SadSadSad]

Really? You didn't know the quote was from Anchorman? I'm surprised because all they ever do is quote movie lines from Napolean Dynamite, Anchorman, and Office Space ...constantly.

An original thought? Not on that show..err...train wreck.

I honestly have not listened to the show for a solid two years. Before that I used to check in every now and then (back in the good old days I used to listen to the whole showgram everyday). All I do these days is look at the website just to see what they are putting out there for the kids to look at and read. I am usually pretty good at remembering movie quotes so I'm kinda embarrassed about this one. :gle:

[Trixie]

Sad(cubed) [my term for you]

I listen about 50% of the week. I can tune in during the workday, if I'm parked at my desk (with headphones....I wouldn't want to embarrass myself by being dialed in to NineT4point1, you know).

I'm doing it for the Drama Club. I also listen a bit at home, and on the drive in, but when they go to commercial, I'm happy to flip to any other local station and listen until they break to a commercial, or I don't like the subject matter.

So, I guess I can be a 50/50 listener.

[SDReadhead]

Sad(cubed) [my term for you]

I listen about 50% of the week. I can tune in during the workday, if I'm parked at my desk (with headphones....I wouldn't want to embarrass myself by being dialed in to NineT4point1, you know).

I'm doing it for the Drama Club. I also listen a bit at home, and on the drive in, but when they go to commercial, I'm happy to flip to any other local station and listen until they break to a commercial, or I don't like the subject matter.

So, I guess I can be a 50/50 listener.

Thank goodness for you, Trixie; I can't listen at all (not only due to the fact that I can't stand them, but because I am at work) -- but I think we ought to give the folks who listen in for us combat pay. They are like the soldiers who go into dangerous territory to scope it out for the rest of us. Can you imagine how many IQ points Trixie and our other brave drama club soldiers are risking by allowing that drivel to touch their eardrums in the morning? :sing: I'm singing you a song of praise for your martyrdom Trixie! Let's see a show of hands for our other brave members.

[insightbyjake]

Sad(cubed) [my term for you]

I listen about 50% of the week. I can tune in during the workday, if I'm parked at my desk (with headphones....I wouldn't want to embarrass myself by being dialed in to NineT4point1, you know).

I'm doing it for the Drama Club. I also listen a bit at home, and on the drive in, but when they go to commercial, I'm happy to flip to any other local station and listen until they break to a commercial, or I don't like the subject matter.

So, I guess I can be a 50/50 listener.

50/50 is okay. Nothin' wrong with goin' both ways. Works for Jer.

Actually, the show is 50/50 as well: Crappy or Unlistenable.

I listen in a similar manner that prompts me to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's uncomfortable and makes me laugh due to the idiotic behavior of the star(s). However, for the life of me --I can't believe there are sycophants who email and call with praise for the J & J drivel.

I checked out the photos from the "Thank you" party months back. I'm picturing a demographic of 95% white females over 25 and under 55; 3% non-white females, same age bracket; 1% gay men from Hillcrest (not that there's anything wrong with that); and the rest, a mix of hetero males and females looking for something to listen to when their favorite station is playing commercials (Don't ask me which group I'm from Transplant).

It's the repetitive year-after-year same ol' crap....They should just have one event a year....I'm picturing it now.......

Jer: "Here's the deal...Coming up we have a big announcement-Jeff (interrupting) "The biggest announcement ever. Say, have I told you about my dog, Leroy Brown?"

Jer:"This is so big, it's extrhaaaaaaadinary."

Tommy: "That's what she said....IF you know what I mean.."

Laura: "I'm kind of a big deal."

Tommy: "Your butts kind of a big deal."

Randy: "Your mother goes to college."
Jeff (interrupting): "I need to call my mother..."

Jer: "First, let's check-in with Cal Walker"

Cal: "Why the f**k do you keep checking in with me?! All roads north of San Diego are crowded in the south-bound lanes. All roads south of San Diego are crowded in the north-bound lanes, and all roads east of San Diego are....oh f**k it!! Listen to yesterday's report -- the traffic never changes.
Jeff(interrupting):"We never change either Cal. HAHAHAHAHA."

Laura: "I need to change my $73 outfit. I think my hooha has a vistor."

Jer: "No Pontoon conversation!!!!"

Randy: "Debbie has a visito--
Jeff(interrupting): "Okay, let's not forget I'm emcee for the "Solana Beach Cross Roads Christian Church's 'Send Croissants to the Unfortunate in Leucadia' fund-raiser....No pontoon talk."

Jer: "Here's what it is. It's similar to what was but different from what was cause what it is, is new, but still combines the old-
Jeff (interrupting): "We've done alot of things but this is the greatest!"

Jer: "Randy, how about playing something for us on your organ?"

Randy: "Tee-hee-heee....Okay"

Laura (thought bubble above the vacant head... "I haven't seen an organ in quite awhile.....I need a nap....How am I going to afford the lunch licorice for Evie and Mr. Ed---I mean Char..."

Jer: "Drumroll please......It's the first annual, Jingle-Ball-for-Becky's-House-Pick-a-Purse-Breaking-and-Entering-American-Idol-Concert-Tour-Thank-You-Party-Human-Flag-3-Day-Walk-at-Cowles-Mountain-'C-List'-Celebrity-Dance-Contest-Mile-Of-Men-San-Diego-County-Fair-Eat-a-thon!!!!!!"

Jeff (finally NOT interrupting): "We'll all be there to celebrate this one-of-a-kind 'Star' event! And we're giving away tickets three times a day for our 11 lucky listeners to sell on E-Bay to the pathetic, glommers-on, who define their uninteresting lives by pretending to be our friends when in fact I'm agorophobic and Jerry is a snob who wouldn't dine with anyone living in Del Mar let alone the chubby, white-chicks who live in El Cajon and want an evening with more than Red Lobster followed by...ummm.....nothing."

Jer: "Call now and we'll take caller number seven!"

tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.......

Jer:"Hey, Margie...you're caller number TWO --YOU WIN!!"

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Oh F**k it!! Randy's gay and Debbie likes the fact the sock drawer is being organized while he listens to "I Will Survive" while waiting for mom to cook a meatloaf.


Don't Randy's parent's have a maid/cook named Margarita? Lucky.

And I want my combat pay! I listen from 7 a.m. to 10 a.m. most mornings (I've been on vacation this past week and didn't tune in once). Although I'm not supposed to listen at my desk, so I have to do the "one-ear-bud-in-the-ear-on-the-far-side-of-my-cubicle-so-the-boss-can't-see-me" mode :)

I listen mostly out of habit - it seems like any time I *try* to change the channel, all I find are commercials on the other stations. So I stick with my (bad) habit.

But I rely on you guys for the blog updates during the day since those web pages are surf-blocked at my work...so keep those cut-and-paste updates coming!

[listener13]

50/50 is okay. Nothin' wrong with goin' both ways. Works for Jer.

Actually, the show is 50/50 as well: Crappy or Unlistenable.

I listen in a similar manner that prompts me to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's uncomfortable and makes me laugh due to the idiotic behavior of the star(s). However, for the life of me --I can't believe there are sycophants who email and call with praise for the J & J drivel.

I checked out the photos from the "Thank you" party months back. I'm picturing a demographic of 95% white females over 25 and under 55; 3% non-white females, same age bracket; 1% gay men from Hillcrest (not that there's anything wrong with that); and the rest, a mix of hetero males and females looking for something to listen to when their favorite station is playing commercials (Don't ask me which group I'm from Transplant).

It's the repetitive year-after-year same ol' crap....They should just have one event a year....I'm picturing it now.......

Jer: "Here's the deal...Coming up we have a big announcement-Jeff (interrupting) "The biggest announcement ever. Say, have I told you about my dog, Leroy Brown?"

Jer:"This is so big, it's extrhaaaaaaadinary."

Tommy: "That's what she said....IF you know what I mean.."

Laura: "I'm kind of a big deal."

Tommy: "Your butts kind of a big deal."

Randy: "Your mother goes to college."
Jeff (interrupting): "I need to call my mother..."

Jer: "First, let's check-in with Cal Walker"

Cal: "Why the f**k do you keep checking in with me?! All roads north of San Diego are crowded in the south-bound lanes. All roads south of San Diego are crowded in the north-bound lanes, and all roads east of San Diego are....oh f**k it!! Listen to yesterday's report -- the traffic never changes.
Jeff(interrupting):"We never change either Cal. HAHAHAHAHA."

Laura: "I need to change my $73 outfit. I think my hooha has a vistor."

Jer: "No Pontoon conversation!!!!"

Randy: "Debbie has a visito--
Jeff(interrupting): "Okay, let's not forget I'm emcee for the "Solana Beach Cross Roads Christian Church's 'Send Croissants to the Unfortunate in Leucadia' fund-raiser....No pontoon talk."

Jer: "Here's what it is. It's similar to what was but different from what was cause what it is, is new, but still combines the old-
Jeff (interrupting): "We've done alot of things but this is the greatest!"

Jer: "Randy, how about playing something for us on your organ?"

Randy: "Tee-hee-heee....Okay"

Laura (thought bubble above the vacant head... "I haven't seen an organ in quite awhile.....I need a nap....How am I going to afford the lunch licorice for Evie and Mr. Ed---I mean Char..."

Jer: "Drumroll please......It's the first annual, Jingle-Ball-for-Becky's-House-Pick-a-Purse-Breaking-and-Entering-American-Idol-Concert-Tour-Thank-You-Party-Human-Flag-3-Day-Walk-at-Cowles-Mountain-'C-List'-Celebrity-Dance-Contest-Mile-Of-Men-San-Diego-County-Fair-Eat-a-thon!!!!!!"

Jeff (finally NOT interrupting): "We'll all be there to celebrate this one-of-a-kind 'Star' event! And we're giving away tickets three times a day for our 11 lucky listeners to sell on E-Bay to the pathetic, glommers-on, who define their uninteresting lives by pretending to be our friends when in fact I'm agorophobic and Jerry is a snob who wouldn't dine with anyone living in Del Mar let alone the chubby, white-chicks who live in El Cajon and want an evening with more than Red Lobster followed by...ummm.....nothing."

Jer: "Call now and we'll take caller number seven!"

tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.......

Jer:"Hey, Margie...you're caller number TWO --YOU WIN!!"

Jake: You crack me up. If the showgram had any remaining listeners, you could write a show that would be packed all the time - it's sorta the "Forbidden Broadway" of radio.....and like I said, you would make some dough, if they HAD any listeners anymore. FH thinks they have an audience, I think it's just people with the radio on low while they talk on their cell phones.

That show is a freaking trainwreck - and Tommy is the miniature conductor.

[listener13]

Anyone read Tommy's Saturday afternoon blog? Read between the lines - he got laid, and now poor Michele has some sort of "woman issue" that will need to be looked at by Laura's hoo-haa doctor on Monday. Maybe she should mention his name on air so that they both get their insurance co-pays waived.

But, I'm sure it's nothing that a tube of cream and two rounds of antibiotics won't cure - Laura can fill Michele in on it.....

So, if Michele is a star-****er as was stated earlier on this forum - who is her baby-daddy (Evie)? I'm thinking that kid looks a little like Ted Leitner..............

[SDReadhead]

And I want my combat pay!

Okay, one kid -- we've paid Trixie with a song :sing: so I'll give you a 21-gun-salute for your covert efforts. But as you can see, I only have two hands, so we'll need 9 other drama club members with two hands and then a tenth who only has one hand and perhaps a hook. :johnwoo2:

[SadSadSad]

So he loves that Vanessa is reading his blogs and today he talks about how he met a lot of his longtime friends by passing around a bong in his garage. So to all the kids reading his blog go ahead and pass the bong around you'll end up with some great friends!!!!! Great Odin's Raven, FH is an idiot.

[SadSadSad]

Okay, one kid -- we've paid Trixie with a song :sing: so I'll give you a 21-gun-salute for your covert efforts. But as you can see, I only have two hands, so we'll need 9 other drama club members with two hands and then a tenth who only has one hand and perhaps a hook. :johnwoo2:

Thanks for taking the bullets for us, Trixie! :johnwoo2:

[SadSadSad]

So he loves that Vanessa is reading his blogs and today he talks about how he met a lot of his longtime friends by passing around a bong in his garage. So to all the kids reading his blog go ahead and pass the bong around you'll end up with some great friends!!!!! Great Odin's Raven, FH is an idiot.

Hey, I quoted myself...are you even allowed to that? Anyways I noticed that FH put a smiley face instead of JUST KIDDING after the bong remark. Dude, grown-ups and especially parents should not be kidding about using a bong in a public blog where junior listeners have access (especially one your daughter reads). Did I mention FH is an idiot?

[insightbyjake]

Hey, I quoted myself...are you even allowed to that? Anyways I noticed that FH put a smiley face instead of JUST KIDDING after the bong remark. Dude, grown-ups and especially parents should not be kidding about using a bong in a public blog where junior listeners have access (especially one your daughter reads). Did I mention FH is an idiot?

I've heard the listeners. There is no chance the "juniors" of these people have the capacity to find a blog let alone spell "blog." Their progeny unknowingly begs for ways to activate the pre-frontal cortex of their noggins. Bong residue in their little heads slows them down like a moth slows my car down when it encounters my windshield.:stupid:

[shello]

[QUOTE=listener13]Anyone read Tommy's Saturday afternoon blog? Read between the lines - he got laid, and now poor Michele has some sort of "woman issue" that will need to be looked at by Laura's hoo-haa doctor on Monday. Maybe she should mention his name on air so that they both get their insurance co-pays waived.


I did not see this in his blog....am I just not getting a joke? Embarassed if I am.

Was running errands around 1pm today and heard Delana as the DJ on Star.

Hey, Sad squared, you feeling okay today? :guitar: :lick: :drums: :fro: :sing:

[RowdyOne]

Anyone read Tommy's Saturday afternoon blog? Read between the lines - he got laid, and now poor Michele has some sort of "woman issue" that will need to be looked at by Laura's hoo-haa doctor on Monday. Maybe she should mention his name on air so that they both get their insurance co-pays waived.

But, I'm sure it's nothing that a tube of cream and two rounds of antibiotics won't cure - Laura can fill Michele in on it.....

So, if Michele is a star-****er as was stated earlier on this forum - who is her baby-daddy (Evie)? I'm thinking that kid looks a little like Ted Leitner.............. What did the blog say? Could you cut & paste pertinent parts for us non-lookies?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I read the blog, too, and didn't get the reference to him getting dorked (is that the word his juvenile fingers type?)

He did get a massage "that was more than a massage" - but his masseuse is a married woman that he met on his walks, I think. The "more" part was supposedly intense talk about life, relationships, etal. Here's the exact wording:

When I got home, I called Carla over to give me a massage. I just finished it. THAT MASSAGE today was more than a massage. I feel awesome, but the conversation we had about LIFE and connecting with people and being around positive things really got to me in a good way. She was like “teaching me” this afternoon as she was massaging me. She was teaching me about PEOPLE, LIFE, LOVE, etc. She has a great story about meeting her husband. I don’t think she realized that are conversation was so meaningful to me. I think she just thought we were talking, but I learned so much about STUFF. She wasn’t being all spiritual or anything like that, she was just very positive and you know, stuff like that. (I COULDN’T THINK OF A WORD AFTER I SAID positive). :)

I sure wish I could read his blog without it actually registering my "click" on the site - every time I read it, I feel like I'm just inflating his ego a little bit more...

And thanks for all the :johnwoo2:

[listener13]

It was a "read between the lines", people! Trust me, he got laid. Michele has been his "girlfriend" for over a week....and we know what a chick magnet he is (gag). Why would he be so happy after just a massage - please, the guy gets a mani/pedi every day.

[Trixie]

...or would that be Click Here to Click Hear Tell of FH blogs from Sat and Sun. Where is the Sunday blog. It says to Click Here to see his posts from Saturday and Sunday. Last I checked, it is Sunday and there is no Blog.

Maybe it was last Sunday's post.

click here.....no, click here.....or click here.....to click here.....click here to....don't forget to click here......

[Trixie]

Just back from Clicking Here, and it looks like the Sunday Blog is actually posted in invisible text. But, if you CLICK on the Full Text, you can read the Sunday Blog.

Thanks for the salute on listening challenge. I will attempt to regurgitate tasty pieces of the Schlowgram in order to feed the hungry minds on this board. Like a mama bird returning to her nest. I will feed my flock with a healthy diet of the worms, bugs, and insects that swarm the airwaves between 6 and 10.

I don't want my birdies to starve. But I don't want to feed them non-nutritional nonsense. Oy-vay, the delicate balance of right and wrong. I will try to pluck the kernals of truth, and not settle for the crumbs of chaos.

My mission is set.

[feefifofum]

It's the first annual, Jingle-Ball-for-Becky's-House-Pick-a-Purse-Breaking-and-Entering-
American-Idol-Concert-Tour-Thank-You-Party-Human-Flag-3-Day-Walk-
at-Cowles-Mountain-'C-List'-Celebrity-Dance-Contest-Mile-Of-Men-
San-Diego-County-Fair-Eat-a-thon!!!!!!"




Classic!

[listener13]

Hold onto your hats - here's a big surprise from Tommy's blog:

Now, when Jerry travels, he doesn’t sit in the back, so I have to get tickets up front.

Wow! Jerry doesn't sit in coach when he travels. Is anyone else surprised? I think I know why - the stewardesses always have bigger hooters in first class......:rolleyes: Even Tommy is too embarrassed to call it first class.

He's such a pompous jerk.

Looks like the link to Sunday's blog is now fixed - thanks, Pacey, for checking in today to our little forum.

[itz_me_tom]

Hold onto your hats - here's a big surprise from Tommy's blog:

Now, when Jerry travels, he doesn’t sit in the back, so I have to get tickets up front.

Wow! Jerry doesn't sit in coach when he travels. Is anyone else surprised? I think I know why - the stewardesses always have bigger hooters in first class......:rolleyes: Even Tommy is too embarrassed to call it first class.

He's such a pompous jerk.



If I had Jerry's cash, I'd be in first class too! Only problem with that is you end up sitting next to a knucklehead like Paris Hilton all the way to Italy. (see Pam's Paris story)

Hell yeah, give me the steak and lobster bisque, and, oh yeah, those cushy pillows and big leather recliner seats.

Sign me up! :king:

...Better yet, get me a NetJet card and I'll charter a nice jet of my own.

[surfing_texan]

Originally Posted by insightbyjake
It's the first annual, Jingle-Ball-for-Becky's-House-Pick-a-Purse-Breaking-and-Entering-
American-Idol-Concert-Tour-Thank-You-Party-Human-Flag-3-Day-Walk-
at-Cowles-Mountain-'C-List'-Celebrity-Dance-Contest-Mile-Of-Men-
San-Diego-County-Fair-Eat-a-thon!!!!!!"

you forgot Whirl-til-you-hurl!

[mel41099]

DId anyone catch this last Thursday...


I wondered how long it would take and I think FOR ME, it took 4 ½ years of FOR THE MOST PART not going out and keeping to myself and being a good dad and a darn good ex husband. I didn’t really see anyone for all that long during this whole time.

Didn't he get ENGAGED TWICE in the last year and almost tattoo Sharlow's name on his body? That's "for the most part"?

Whatever.

Oh, and I thought this was frunny from Satruday's blog:

I think if I wasn’t on the air with Jeff and Jer, I MIGHT BE A LISTENER. Uh, maybe not.

[Transplant]

For those of you that can't access 941's website while at work, Laura already posted a new diary entry....

Kind of weird stuff

Dear Diary,

I have to tell you that this was perhaps the most painful weekend I spent with myself in recent memory. I missed my kids so much, it physically hurt. When Charlie called to say "hi" and told me where he was it hurt me even more. It's shocking to me how cruel and careless some people can be. (what's this about?) It didn't help that I was all alone most of the weekend with no real plans. Somehow I managed to fill my nights with entertainment. During the days, I did four loads of laundry, watched a lot of TV and read a bunch of gossip rags. I also finished Middlesex and started Water for the Elephants. Oh, and I probably took four baths, plucked my eyebrows, painted my nails, shaved all my parts and gave myself a facial. I also played around with my hair a bit, cleaned out my (Tommy's) closet and organized by paperwork and bills. And, I hit a meeting. All this in between bouts of tears.

My nights were fun, though. I dragged Tommy to the Colin Hay show at Belly Up on Thursday night. I didn't actually drag him, he was all for going. The place was super crowed which was good for Colin, not so good for us spectators. He and his band brought it, but nothing will ever compare to his in-studio performance. That was a magic moment for me. I need to keep that in mind. When an artist blows me away live in the studio, the actual concert will probably be somewhat of a let-down. Does that make any sense? (i thought she said in her earlier paragraph that she was all alone for the weekend?)
Friday night, Rick and Misty took me to dinner and a movie. How nice of them, huh? We ate at The Linkery in North Park. Really good and really unique in presentation and food choices and decor. I highly recommend the place. North Park, by the way, becoming quite the culinary hot spot. Then, we went to see "Superbad."
We bought tickets for the 9:45 show before we even went to dinner. By the time we got into the theater, the only seats left were in the FRONT row. So, there we sat with our necks cranked back for two hours watching one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I so needed to laugh and those kids in Superbad didn't disappoint. Gosh, I Ioved that movie.

Saturday night, I took Rick and Misty to see my friend Doug perform at Canes. He the singer of the band Cash'd Out, The Johnny Cash Tribute Band. Those guys have a lot of crazy, rabid (drunk) fans! It was so cool to see. Rick is now a huge fan.

Sunday, I'm embarrassed to admit that I watched the entire "America's Next Top Model" marathon on MTV. The ENTIRE thing. ALL TEN HOURS of it! So glad Naima won. She was my favorite from the very beginning. I managed to break away from the model madness long enough to make a quick Marshall's run. (hmmm..LBM shopping again?) I also took a dip in Tommy's pool.

Tommy has been at his mom's all day so it's been just me, myself and I. My mind tried to make me miserable by replaying bad scenes over and over and making up new scenarios for me to be upset about. (what's up with that???!!!) It worked for awhile. I didn't once think about dousing my sorrow in booze, though. Notta once. I didn't even over eat. I over bathed maybe, but I didn't over eat. I almost ALMOST joined 24 Hour Fitness, too. I have the lamest excuse for not making it happen. I didn't have a cute workout outfit. Dumb, I know.

One more thing....I really want a fedora.

See you tomorrow, Diary. :bump: :bump:

[Transplant]

DId anyone catch this last Thursday...



Didn't he get ENGAGED TWICE in the last year and almost tattoo Sharlow's name on his body? That's "for the most part"?

Whatever.

Oh, and I thought this was frunny from Satruday's blog:

I think FH has "selective memory syndrome" when it comes to his life and women. He's probably also forgotten that he had a domestic violence and a restraining order in his past!

[mel41099]

ooohhh...sounds like Laura is feeling pretty left out of her old life right now:

When Charlie called to say "hi" and told me where he was it hurt me even more. It's shocking to me how cruel and careless some people can be.
Sorry hon, but now you have to live with the consequences of your choices.

[Transplant]

Mel,

What i can't figure out on the cruel and careless comment, did DaveCain take the kids somewhere they use to go as a family (i know...i'm using the family word loosely)????

Are you guys listening to this Lorena from CV (FH's hood) giving advice over the air? She sounds so gang banger-ish

[itz_me_tom]

Are you guys listening to this Lorena from CV (FH's hood) giving advice over the air? She sounds so gang banger-ish

I think that's the point.

[Transplant]

Oh oh! Laura's sounding stuffy/nasally this morning:spam: !

[Transplant]

Can you tell I'm having a hard time getting my butt in work mode this morning?

Looky...looky what i found...on the court inquiry records (hope i didn't pull a Dilbert)

http://www.sdcourt.ca.gov/portal/page?_pageid=53,128294&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL

[Wabbitsd]

I have a coupla guesses about the cruel and careless...

1. Davecain has brought over a replacement chick and intro'd this to the kids

2. After the shrink busted out the formal news about her Divorce, Davecain dropped the bomb that there would be no reconciliation, and she would have to pay child support to him.

3. Davecain's attorney told her she could not mention the status of her hoohah anymore on the air...though she already broke that one by discussing all the things that got shaved.

I only caught about five minutes of the radio show this morning. It was Jeff talking about his anniversary plans. ick. and to think I was asking myself why he was allowing this train wreck of the Laura and Fathead bad behavior to continue....

[loriraesd]

I totally agree, Wabbit..... davecain must have a girlfriend, and poor little Laura is feeling sorry for herself... BOOHOOHOO...

[loriraesd]

Excerpt from Laura's most recent diary entry....

"It didn't help that I was all alone most of the weekend with no real plans."

Except for Rick and Misty, who took the poor little 6-figure rich girl out to dinner on Friday night, only to be followed by Saturday night out again with Rick and Misty at the Belly-up.... slow weekend?

[SadSadSad]

It's shocking to me how cruel and careless some people can be.

I know, Laura. It's shocking how some people can be cruel and careless enough to choose drugs and alcohol instead of being a mom. It's shocking how careless some people can be leaving a knife out for their three year old child. Or how careless it is to not have money to pay for food they order.....yadda yadda yadda (insert your own example of Laura's carelessness here).

Welcome to the real world, chica. You reap what you sow.

I think I keep reading their blogs and coming back for this stuff because I honestly can't believe human beings can be that stupid and selfish. It is amazing how they see their world.

[Transplant]

George Hamilton's interview was interesting though. It was worth putting up with Jer adding his two cents every few seconds

[boris85]

Hey - where is Jeff going on his anniversary? I missed it...

[YoungAmerican]

I think what's wrong with Laura (one of the many things I should say) is that she just can't stand to be alone. She has to have someone around and something going on all the time. She has to be in a manic, reactive mode all the time. Laura does not do "alone" time well. Being alone gives you time to think and reflect and with Laura all that leads to is self-pity. She could be using this time to recharge and become stronger, clearing her head and setting goals and plans of action for herself. Instead it sounds like more of the same old Laura, blaming everyone else/anyone else for things that were obviously caused in all or part by her selfish, destructive behavior. Laura, WAKE UP ALL READY! And if the reason you were hurt and shocked was because Dave had the kids around another woman, what did you expect? Too much water under the bridge girl! He deserves to "move on" and you need to do the same.

[mel41099]

Hey - where is Jeff going on his anniversary? I missed it...

I missed it too...anyone?

As for Laura and her cruel and careless comment, I think they were either somewhere they all used to go as a family (Disneyland perhaps?) or at the house of a new female friend of Davecain.
Her weekend with "no plans" sounded like a busy weekend to me...concert, dinner, movie, live performance at Cane's...I guess my life must be too boring. And what I wouldn't do for the chance to pamper myself, read books, sleep, and organize some stuff...I can't even go to the bathroom without someone yelling MOM!

[listener13]

I'm sure she sees Tommy all happy with 'that girl' too - and that's probably eating away at her. But you're all right - she made this bed, now she needs to lay in it a while. If she were doing what she was supposed to do with the 12 steps, she'd be at meetings, trying to work through all of this. I think she's setting us up for the inevitable "off the wagon" blog.

If Dave has moved on - good for him. He (and the kids) need some "normal" in their lives right now. She takes the short time that she has with them, and stuffs in all the selfish crap she would have done if she had them full-time, so they're overdosed on adult situations, too much crap food, too much stuff that children should not have to deal with.

[loriraesd]

Hey - where is Jeff going on his anniversary? I missed it...

Some redneck festival in Pennsylvania...... what a treat for Kristen......

[loriraesd]

Hey - where is Jeff going on his anniversary? I missed it...

Some redneck festival in Pennsylvania...... what a treat for Kristen......:dead:

[Wabbitsd]

When I quit listening, Jeff was telling of his plans to attend the Redneck festival in Uniontown, PA where a singer...George Allen Coe? I didn't recognize his name...imagine that. But someone he and Krusten wanted to go hear together...He was talking to a woman who was promoting the event...they'll have a chance to sample "Roadkill BBQ" and such delights as Buzzard wings, Buffalo Balls...and I turned off the radio right at that point, I was getting queasy.

I hay have the town wrong...an hour drive out of Pittsburgh...but he reserved a room at a Bed and Breakfast....so it will all be ok.

ick.

[RowdyOne]

I think what's wrong with Laura (one of the many things I should say) is that she just can't stand to be alone. She has to have someone around and something going on all the time. She has to be in a manic, reactive mode all the time. Laura does not do "alone" time well. Being alone gives you time to think and reflect and with Laura all that leads to is self-pity. She could be using this time to recharge and become stronger, clearing her head and setting goals and plans of action for herself. Instead it sounds like more of the same old Laura, blaming everyone else/anyone else for things that were obviously caused in all or part by her selfish, destructive behavior. Laura, WAKE UP ALL READY! And if the reason you were hurt and shocked was because Dave had the kids around another woman, what did you expect? Too much water under the bridge girl! He deserves to "move on" and you need to do the same. Young American, why don't you email this or something similar directly to Laura? She really needs a wakeup call and you say it loud and clear.

[itz_me_tom]

Some redneck festival in Pennsylvania...... what a treat for Kristen......:dead:

Hey before he goes to PA. Maybe he and Kristen can load up on Amish gear!

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=103412897&colorNo=6&pr=F

-Also- Sad times 3 - Awesome Laura post!

[SadSadSad]

Rick and Misty went out with Debbie Downer for two nights in a row? Is anyone worried about them? Are they still alive?

[11ListenerNot]

Except for Rick and Misty, who took the poor little 6-figure rich girl out to dinner on Friday night, only to be followed by Saturday night out again with Rick and Misty at the Belly-up.... slow weekend?
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Yeah, now she has sucked them into her drama of a life. Poor Rick and Misty, they're probably really nice people who feel sorry for her.

It's shocking to me how cruel and careless some people can be.

Right Laura, what is the saying "You make your own bed and lie in it". How appropriate. I noticed that she did get a quick Marshall's run in. gag

[Trixie]

I tuned into the show, barely. Not much to share today.
Over the weekend, I did go to Bodies - The Exhibition, and I did wonder why Laura would have brought her 2 kids and Chips along. It isn't really kid appropriate, but for her kids it is Par Cain.

I heard a smidgeon of the George H. interview. Laura asked him what he wore to bed? Why? Was this some bet she needed to resolved? I don't care what he wears. I was interested in his Chicago promo. Ee-Gads.

And when is Jeff going to begin his Blog that was promised months ago? Maybe it will begin with his anniversary plans...oops, hope Krusty isn't reading these posts!

[sameome]

George Hamilton's interview was interesting though. It was worth putting up with Jer adding his two cents every few seconds

you could've listened to the interview on Jack.

[insightbyjake]

Right Laura, what is the saying "You make your own bed and lie in it". How appropriate.

"You made your bed, now you have to lie in it," is a good call 11ListenerNot.

Perhaps even more appropriate for someone who causes her own trouble, we should amend it to:

"You lied in your bed -- now you have to make it."

Just once, I'd like to see this self-absorbed, blind-to-reality, fool pass a thought through that vacuous, mound above her shoulders that contains empathy for other people's pain.

"I miss my kid's so much it hurts?!"

Don't you think it hurts them even more knowing your bad choices tore apart the comfort and security promised them when you brought them into this world?

Every day you are without them -- THEY are without their mommy.

Here's some cheap advice: Next time you want to lament in your stupid diary, write a letter to your kids telling them how often you think of them. Or, better yet, write a diary for them to read when they get older that tells them how critical life-style choices are and how your's were responsible for ending a family.

That is, after you finish dining out and attending concerts, and shopping and watching television for 10 hours.....

Oh F**k it! Why do i bother wrting this stuff?

11ListenerNot, here's a new quote for us when we think about Laura: "Cast not thy pearls before swine."

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Don't you think it hurts them even more knowing your bad choices tore apart the comfort and security promised them when you brought them into this world?

Every day you are without them -- THEY are without their mommy.
Insightbyjake, I just had to pop out of lurking for a moment to thank you for this post. Those are some powerful words.

Regarding the possibility that davecain introduced the kids to someone new, aren't you supposed to keep the kids separate from any new romantic interests until you've got an inkling that it's a long-term thing? Kids aren't supposed to go through their parents' dating and breakups and having to deal with losing yet another person in their lives.

[wonkatania]

I'm eating a double-cheeseburger, large fries and a medium Dr. Pepper from the McDonald's at Del Mar Heights Road in Carmel Valley.:dinner:

[wonkatania]

Oh yeah, J&J sucked today as did Laura after the show.

[Wabbitsd]

Mom2....who knows what passes for common sense in these households? As soon as you start saying things like, "Aren't you supposed to..." or "Wouldn't it be better for the kids to..." you know that the Big Deals we are talking about don't have to consider such stuff, cause as we all know...well, they are big deals, and don't abide by guidelines that consider anyone but THEMSELVES.(all caps so Tommy can see it ok)

Then again, maybe Laura considers this website as cruel and careless. Since we are really the big deals and she's not.

[feefifofum]

He deserves to "move on" and you need to do the same.

I have to disagree. Now this is just my very opinionated two cents: Although it really seems like Dave got the crappy end of the deal, his priority needs to be those two poor kids. I don't think he or LBM should be dating at all (if that's what you meant by "move on"). The kids will have a hard enough time as it is, without their parents' flings coming in and out of their lives.

[listener13]

Do we know for sure that Dave is indeed dating someone? (sorry for the Dilbert-moment)

Hey, did anyone hear today Laura saying that she found Tommy's underwear in her room and her stuff crap on her bed all moved off? Or, did my cube-mate make that up? I don't get the show in the office (and, I just don't get it, period.)

[listener13]

From Tommy's afternoon blog:

Now, please don’t get mad at me and forgive me for my ignorance, but I thought AT FIRST that the money raised was to GET YOU in to the walk. In a sense that is true, but the real reason is to get money to help the fight against breast cancer.

Seriously, is he THAT stupid? What did he think, the organizers got all the money and some moron threw a BBQ for all of the walkers with it?

[Trixie]

Do we know for sure that Dave is indeed dating someone? (sorry for the Dilbert-moment)

Hey, did anyone hear today Laura saying that she found Tommy's underwear in her room and her stuff crap on her bed all moved off? Or, did my cube-mate make that up? I don't get the show in the office (and, I just don't get it, period.)

L13 - The story you have heard, second-hand, is basically true. I heard it first-hand (from the radio) earlier in the week. When Laura took the two kid-lets to her mom's house 2 weekends ago, and FH (Fat Head) and TG (That Girl) must have had the house or at least Laura's rented (or make that free) room to themselves (theirselves?), something happened.

FH explains that he first had a massage, by his personal masseuse and that involved removal of the skivvies.

The details of the tossed teddy bears and decorator pillows were not a direct result of the massage (that was most probably performed on an authentic massage table).

This is where the FH has a girlfriend theory begins.

The SleepTrain that Laura has been borrowing from FH, must have had some 1-on-1 action that weekend...If You Know What I Mean.

This information was shared on-the-air during the People's Court segment of "FT has a Girl Friend".

I hope I explained that enough. Anyone else care to contribute, be my guest.

[Wabbitsd]

I think the concept of laura's dave dating came from my speculative guesses. I am pretty darn good at starting rumors, but this was just a guess.

I don't think I could have continued a discussion involved wadded up underwear, a rumpled bed and stuffed animals all akimbo.

that's just too wierd and beyond topic of discussion, as my Mother would say...."that's not something a lady would discuss."

Need I even mention that my Mother would absolutely NOT condone hoohah conversations.

[SadSadSad]

I'm eating a double-cheeseburger, large fries and a medium Dr. Pepper from the McDonald's at Del Mar Heights Road in Carmel Valley.:dinner:

Let me know if you see any invisible elves. I'm looking for thier leader. Here's a picture of him.







Do not try and apprehend said elf by yourself. He's too dangerous. He is a trained ninja and even though his throwing stars are small they still hurt like the dickens. Contact me at once if you spot him. I know the right people who are trained to handle him. I would explain more but I have said too much already.

[boris85]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!

[iamsheens]

i think we should all contact the j & j showgram and tell laura to get over herself, to go to more meetings, stop having pity parties over her "boring" weekends, stop trying to win her kids over with sugar, movies and presents, and to save her money and move out of FH house.....anyone with me?

maybe also email tommy and tell him to stop mentioning his sex life if he knows his daughter is reading his boring blogs.....seriously no child wants to know about their parents sexual thoughts.....

they annoy me and I dont even listen to them...

[Smitty]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!

Perhaps Hanni was tied to Laura's drug dependency. Have you noticed everyone that had to do with her old lifestyle has been cut out? Where is Kree?

[wanky]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!

LOL...I'm glad you brought that up...I had been wondering the same thing. They also removed the link to the deli's website some time ago from their page. I wonder what happened..hmmmmm!:hmm:

[RowdyOne]

i think we should all contact the j & j showgram and tell laura to get over herself, to go to more meetings, stop having pity parties over her "boring" weekends, stop trying to win her kids over with sugar, movies and presents, and to save her money and move out of FH house.....anyone with me?
If Laura could get e-mails or calls directly, without going through FH's "producer's clearinghouse," I think a bunch of us would write. But realistically, what good would it do? Both Laura and Tommy are lying, cheating, sad excuses for parents and would never admit it. By now Pacey and Emily (Dilbert & Tamara?) have to recognize this too.

iamsheens also wrote: maybe also email tommy and tell him to stop mentioning his sex life if he knows his daughter is reading his boring blogs.....seriously no child wants to know about their parents sexual thoughts.....

Yes, anyone who dares, email Tommy too. Then please post for our amusement the vitriolic, self-aggrandized response he has the nerve to send. What a jerk he is.

[RowdyOne]

I don't see a link to Dr. Bucko's practice on the website. Is he still advertised on-air?

[11ListenerNot]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!
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I like Boris' idea of meat in the oatmeal. What a hysterical thought!

Also, in Tommy's recent blog, he said that they were going to the Van Halen concert in Charlotte (flying first class, of course) and that a radio station there was going to have them on the air the morning of the concert. I'm sure Tommy told the station what "a big deal" everyone at 94.1 is, and that if anyone at their station needs help starting a daily blog, he would be happy to help, since his is the most read in the world.:disa:

[insightbyjake]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!

The Clear Channel whores probably told the on-air chimps, it's not good for the EBITDA to give free advertising to Egyptian deli's when there are plenty of other ethnicities willing to pay into the Clear Channel profit margin.

See ya Hanni.....

As for Dr. Bucko.... he probably saw the photos of George Hamilton and decided he couldn't take the risk of having people assume he was involved in this freak's 1952-aluminum-tri-fold-pan-under-the-face-look.

Oh, by the way, when I mentioned the CC whores -- it was NOT a reference to Laura and FH.

P.S. At 10:09 a.m., Jer was at Men's Wearhouse begging for the GH-wanna-be-pink-tie-on-a-stripped-shirt-but-needs-a-pocket-kerchief-look. Wipe the tan off that freak, add a few wrinkles and watch Jer waddle across stage in the off-off-off-off-off-Broadway version of the all-time-most-over-rated-with-little-substance-musical...Chicago!

AND, if you even THINK of telling me this was a "good" musical, I'll kick your-American-Idol-closet-watching-ASS-to Uniontown, Pennsylvania for the Detrow&Krusty-"We-may-got-chicklet-teeth-but-we-still-suck-down-crawdads-while-watchin-back-road-sh*t-kickin-music-cause-we-ain't-got-sophistication-the-size-of-a-pencil-eraser-which-is-why-we-love-NASCAR-cause-it-don't-change-dIrection-like-us-with-our-sure-as-sh*t-runinacircle-lives-as-well!!!"

[listener13]

L13 - The story you have heard, second-hand, is basically true. I heard it first-hand (from the radio) earlier in the week. When Laura took the two kid-lets to her mom's house 2 weekends ago, and FH (Fat Head) and TG (That Girl) must have had the house or at least Laura's rented (or make that free) room to themselves (theirselves?), something happened.


See, I said this a few pages ago on this forum, and no one believed me. Honestly, why would he stay with her if she doesn't put out? And because he's sleeping on the sofa, it would have to be Laura's bed (that's the master bedroom, and the other rooms belong to his kids, and at least he's got a small centilla of conscience and didn't screw "that girl" in his kids rooms.)

I do hope she got herself into a GYN today.....I truly doubt that he's coodie-free. And she should probably pick up a big bottle of Ambien - because seeing him naked has got to be frightening and she probably hasn't had a wink of sleep since.

My next prediction - he'll soon be shilling for Robbins Brothers and they'll be engaged by Christmas. And I predict another SOS (Spawn of Sablan) by next November.

[Alpinemaps]

Hey - I haven't heard anything about the Little Crappy Deli lately... I wonder what's up? Maybe Hanni has been linked to an illegal dog fighting operation - or worse - maybe he was secretly slipping beef into Jer's oatmeal. The horror!!!

I'm going to guess the opposite of everyone else.

I'm willing to bet that Hanni is just like us - thinks Laura's crap is stupid, and told them not to refer to him anymore. He didn't want to be a part of this crap.

I wonder how many people came into LPD and told him how Laura Bugged Them.

Just guessing here. In my little world, someone actually was able to tell them off.

[GirlfromOR]

Hehe, you'll love this:

I wrote Tommy and Laura about their blogs. TOMMY CALLED ME! I hung up on him because he kept asking to talk to my mom and I'm like, "who the hell is this." He'd say, "Tommy. Is your mom there? It's Tommy, the one who writes those blogs you love. Let me talk to your mom." I'm a married woman!! I don't live anywhere NEAR my mom. Haha. So here's what I wrote, followed by what he wrote.

comments: I really think it is disgusting that you constantly mention your sex life in the blog when you speculate that your daughter reads them. What the hell is wrong with you??? She does not want to hear about your sex life and frankly, neither do we. Your constant derogatory comments about women (followed by "just kidding" as if that makes it all ok) are not doing anything to teach your daughter about the way she should be treated. Do you want her to find a boyfriend that will beat her the way you brought domestic violence against women? oh wait... we don't talk about that.

Here is his response, it was there after I hung up with him on the phone.

Huh? You sound angry. Have you tried counseling? I don't know why you write such vulgar words in your emails. It is okay to disagree, but disagree with class and dignity. Domestic Violence? You must be talking about rumors people start that you must get a kick out of reading or writing. If you have a problem with my blog, then simply don't read it. If you want to disagree, then do it in a way you don't sound like a total lunatic.

[GirlfromOR]

Here is what I responded to him with:

Hmm... did you just call me? Why were you calling me? Are you going to stalk me now? You kept asking to speak to my mom and wouldn't address yourself properly... I had to hang up on you. I do not live with my mom, I haven't in 6 years. "This is Tommy.... is your mom there? You know Tommy... the one who writes those blogs you love." Who sounds crazy now?

Domestic violence as in the fact that it is public record available on the court website that you have had domestic violence charges against you and a restraining order. Duh! Don't pretend it didn't happen Tommy.

I have more class in my little finger than you do in your entire body. Why are you talking about class when you say dirty things in every single one of your blogs?

He'll probably call me back or just ignore my email since I put proof of his wrong doings in it. I still can't believe he called me. Gross. I wonder what he was going to say. It didn't dawn on me that it was him until after I disconnected the call. Also, he says I wrote vulgar things in my emails. I only wrote him one email w/ something remotely "vulgar". I wonder if he was meaning the email I wrote to Laura that he intercepted?

[listener13]

How did he get your phone number? He's a freak.....I'd get a restraining order if I were you. Record any future phone conversations, and document his emails to you.

[gossipgurl]

Maybe I am missing the boat, but where the heck has Chips been? I have heard his name in a long time...maybe his two dads started reading this blog. I have stopped reading Tommy's blog altogether since it's always the same old boring crap and have officially taken 94.1 off my car buttons!!

[feefifofum]

Here is what I responded to him with:

Hmm... did you just call me? Why were you calling me? Are you going to stalk me now? You kept asking to speak to my mom and wouldn't address yourself properly... I had to hang up on you. I do not live with my mom, I haven't in 6 years. "This is Tommy.... is your mom there? You know Tommy... the one who writes those blogs you love." Who sounds crazy now?

Domestic violence as in the fact that it is public record available on the court website that you have had domestic violence charges against you and a restraining order. Duh! Don't pretend it didn't happen Tommy.

I have more class in my little finger than you do in your entire body. Why are you talking about class when you say dirty things in every single one of your blogs?

He'll probably call me back or just ignore my email since I put proof of his wrong doings in it. I still can't believe he called me. Gross. I wonder what he was going to say. It didn't dawn on me that it was him until after I disconnected the call. Also, he says I wrote vulgar things in my emails. I only wrote him one email w/ something remotely "vulgar". I wonder if he was meaning the email I wrote to Laura that he intercepted?
How did he get your #?

[Village Idiot]

How did he get your #?

Look at her post here (#4097) and you will see how Tummy got her number.

http://www.gotapex.com/1190651-post4097.html

[GirlfromOR]

Phone number is one of the fields in the contact form. I thought it had to be filled in to make the form go though. I should have made up a #. Lesson learned. I've put my # in with other contact w/ the showgram and none of them have ever called me before. He hasn't called back or responded to the email, so hopefully he won't call me. Nasty.

[GirlfromOR]

Village Idiot (I think that title is more fitting for me tonight!), I put those xxxx there when I copied and pasted the email onto here to protect my privacy. I should have done that with the email sent to Tommy through the Jeff and Jer website. I never have had anyone from there call me... I didn't think he would. I will NEVER put my # on there again. I really thought the field had to be filled out, but I should have put something ohter than my real #.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

From Tommy's afternoon blog:

Now, please don’t get mad at me and forgive me for my ignorance, but I thought AT FIRST that the money raised was to GET YOU in to the walk. In a sense that is true, but the real reason is to get money to help the fight against breast cancer.

Seriously, is he THAT stupid? What did he think, the organizers got all the money and some moron threw a BBQ for all of the walkers with it?

I just finally got a chance to read FH's blog from this afternoon - what a maroon! :pissed:

FH doesn't have a clue - people spend MONTHS, sometimes a full YEAR, raising the minimum amount (that obviously goes to research!) to be able to walk the 3-day.

In strolls (oh, excuse me...HIKES) "Mr. Sablan" with a little over 2 months before the walk and he's just *now* starting to do his fundraising??? Just think how much this person, with all his big deal connections could have collected for the cause if he had started fundraising way back when...???

Argh. I'm so annoyed with him.:bonk:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=202297&lis=1&kntae202297=44AE58A2AA5341EC8148EAC90A78A4B9&supId=174676069

More to get annoyed by - he's set his "total donations" to "undisclosed" and he's set his goal as the minimum amount to walk ($2200.00).

Here is his chance to step outside his little comfort zone of "I'm a BIG DEAL in San Diego" mentality and actually do some real good for the community! To actually do something that isn't for ratings, that isn't staged, that isn't for his own good.

I'm so frustrated right now. I should never have gone to the Komen site and looked at this....

[Transplant]

Wow...two days in a row....and she's posted early!

Dear Diary,

I got all ready for dance class...flouncy skirt, tank top and my new dance heels (in my little dance shoe bag)...only to find that I didn't have a lesson! Dangit! I was all ready to sweat, too. I thought about going into a gym in Hillcrest to ask about a two week pass or something just so I could get some exercise. But, then, I realized that I only had my heels. Not gonna be one of those chicks who does the Stairmaster in heels. So, I roamed around Hillcrest for a bit until my 7 oclock meeting.

I always come away from those meetings with some nugget of truth and hope that I needed to hear that day. It never fails. Some of the stories were kinda heart wrenching. It made me sad, but also very appreciative for how good I have it. Really.

I also had a great conversation with Carrie today. She sure is wise. I have such respect for that woman. The things she's been through and the attitude and faith she possesses just inspire me so much. I'm truly going to work hard to do the things she suggested I do. They are not easy. My ego is what's hurting and that's not going to get me anywhere. Ego is a bad thing. Gotta get past all that.

Cannot wait to see my babies today. I'm sure the first thing Evan is going to say to me is "Momma, can I hear the 'Big Girls Don't Cry Blanket' song? She loves Fergie.

I had a moment with her in the pool last week. She was floating around in one of those blow-up boat things with the leg holes in em, singing a song about flowers when she looked at me. The look she gave me was pure love. The purest emotion I've ever seen out of those sweet blue eyes. She just drank me in, like I do her. I loved it so much.

By the way, dinner tonight? The remaining few bites of my Chipotle Burrito Bowl and a few slices of sliced turkey meat straight from the package.

Stay Classy San Diego.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[listener13]

Village Idiot (I think that title is more fitting for me tonight!), I put those xxxx there when I copied and pasted the email onto here to protect my privacy. I should have done that with the email sent to Tommy through the Jeff and Jer website. I never have had anyone from there call me... I didn't think he would. I will NEVER put my # on there again. I really thought the field had to be filled out, but I should have put something ohter than my real #.

Sorry he called you - but I'm glad that he doesn't have some "big brother" software helping him to find out our phone numbers from our ISP addresses....which he claims he can figure out. I didn't think he was smart enough to do that, but, sometimes even idiots can have an enlightened moment.

As far as Laura's blog goes - she obviously went to the Sablan School of Illiteracy and Stupidity (I think they both have a Masters from it).

On Tommy's 3Day website - I almost wanted to donate $3.95 to his cause, but that would be insulting to the cause, so I'll continue to donate to my friends who are walking, and I'll continue on my path to be a volunteer for this year's walk. I know that FH will surpass the $2200, let's hope he uses his lame "clout" for good instead of evil.

[11ListenerNot]

Did anyone listen to the segment where they said when not to hypenate your last name. It's on the website. Absolutely not appropriate for kids, and we know this is a family program.

2. Tommy had to bring up his birthday again, and said that if something is sent today, he should get it by then. I had a lot of awful thoughts (he hee) about something to get him, but it wouldn't be appropriate on this site...or maybe it would?

3. Laura then had a segment about farting in front of Dave yesterday. Another stupid long drawn out story, and then I guess after that the crew had nothing better to do, so they had callers call in and tell when this happened to them in funny situations.

Classy show!

[SDtoOC]

Hey all -

I was reading Laura's diary entry and her reference ("stay classy San Diego")to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is interesting since we had discussed it in posts earlier this week or last.

Hmmm....Laura are you lurking?

[Transplant]

[QUOTE=11ListenerNot]

2. Tommy had to bring up his birthday again, and said that if something is sent today, he should get it by then. I had a lot of awful thoughts (he hee) about something to get him, but it wouldn't be appropriate on this site...or maybe it would?

They've changed the banner on their website with this same thing...how NOT-funny

[wonkatania]

An invisible elf took and ate my breakfast. I have searched the whole house for it but cannot seem to find him. I have not seen him all morning.

Unfortunately, he keeps tuning my radio to the J&J showgram and pumping up the volume.

Shhhhhh, be vewy vewy quite...I'm hunting an invisible elf. Ha, ha, ha, ha....

[11ListenerNot]

Ok, I haven't read the posts from last night, so hopefully I'm not pulling a Dilbert!
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Hey, there’s a new gym in town. I’m going to try to make the new gym a regular routine during the week with a few friends from the hikes and walks. We’re going to start working out with weights. It’s my GARAGE! Today, I started cleaning up the area and it’s a day away from the official unveiling. My goal is to get at least 2 days in where I’m doing weights for an hour or so. I used to lift a few years ago and for Christmas I was given an entire GYM as a gift. Brad and EJ from the walks and Michelle have already showed interest in coming to THE GARAGE!
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omg, he's making his whole house a circus. Gym in the garage, trampolines, skate board ramps..etc. I heard Laura this morning say that Charlie got hurt on the trampoline when he bumped into another kid.

[loriraesd]

Hey Wonkatania....

We need an image this morning - whatcha got?

[11ListenerNot]

Domestic Violence? You must be talking about rumors people start that you must get a kick out of reading or writing
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Who in the f**k is he kidding?? Girl from OR should post the link that we have all seen from the courts. :dead:

[Carol]

wow, I just wrote an amazingly long, sure to be glossed over by FH letter. I feel better now!

They suck, I don't. Hooray!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

On Tommy's 3Day website - I almost wanted to donate $3.95 to his cause, but that would be insulting to the cause, so I'll continue to donate to my friends who are walking, and I'll continue on my path to be a volunteer for this year's walk. I know that FH will surpass the $2200, let's hope he uses his lame "clout" for good instead of evil.

I donate to *every single person* that I meet that walks the 3-day. I have a personal goal to do the walk myself in either 2008 or 2009.

I wonder if we could all donate 0.01 to Tommy's donation page - then make a point of donating the REST of our money to a deserving walker??? Kind of like leaving a penny tip to show your disgust for the "service given"....

Oh, and I just heard that FH is trolling for birthday accolades by using the scrolling text radio feature in cars. Don't forget - his birthday is Friday! Gak!

[feefifofum]

Phone number is one of the fields in the contact form. I thought it had to be filled in to make the form go though. I should have made up a #. Lesson learned. I've put my # in with other contact w/ the showgram and none of them have ever called me before. He hasn't called back or responded to the email, so hopefully he won't call me. Nasty.

Girl from OR- Maybe you should make his bosses aware of what he's doing. They could seriously get sued. On the other hand, he might stalk you more. Hey, do you have caller ID? I'm wondering if he called from the station, or a cell, or home (even creepier).

[yourmama]

View Case Detail
Case Title: SABLAN vs SABLAN
Case Number: DV014916 Case Location: San Diego
Case Type: Domestic Date Filed: 02/24/2003
Category: A61614 Domestic Violence

Plaintiff/Petitioner
Last Name or Business Name First Name Primary (P)
SABLAN DANNELL P

Defendant/Respondent
Last Name or Business Name First Name Primary (P)
SABLAN TOMMY P

Microfilm
Microfilm ID Location Reel Number Frame Number
1 SD-FDV

[Wabbitsd]

wow, yourmama...did you make that up? (just kidding)

holy Exposed Fathead, Batman!

be careful, girlfrom OR...Fathead considers that kind of ongoing correspondence as foreplay....iiiggghhh.

[MissThany]

people spend MONTHS, sometimes a full YEAR, raising the minimum amount (that obviously goes to research!) to be able to walk the 3-day.

It took me 11 months to raise the money for the 3-Day last year and while I was walking, there were people who STILL needed money and were walking each day with signs telling how much money they still had to raise. They didn't skip out on the walk because they didn't raise the money, they showed up every day knowing that if they didn't get the money together in time, they were on the hook for up to $2200.

Don't donate your money to FH, but donate it to one of my 3 friends who are working hard to raise money and will be walking in November.

[itz_me_tom]

View Case Detail
Case Title: SABLAN vs SABLAN


Yikes. Be careful whatcha post, yourmama. I know this is public and all, but the GA Mod may not find it too cool posting actual text from cases rather than links. Knowwhatimean? Just a heads-up.:bandit:

[boris85]

Perhaps Hanni was tied to Laura's drug dependency. Have you noticed everyone that had to do with her old lifestyle has been cut out? Where is Kree?

Kree's right here, let me roll over and get her. Excuse me Tabitha, can you get Kree?

[boris85]

LOL...I'm glad you brought that up...I had been wondering the same thing. They also removed the link to the deli's website some time ago from their page. I wonder what happened..hmmmmm!:hmm:

I think Hanni was a terrorist, smuggling grenades in his lump oatmeal to aid in overthrowing the U.S. government. He's in a little cell in Guantanamo with his new friend Aboo.

[boris85]

Maybe I am missing the boat, but where the heck has Chips been? I have heard his name in a long time...maybe his two dads started reading this blog. I have stopped reading Tommy's blog altogether since it's always the same old boring crap and have officially taken 94.1 off my car buttons!!

Chips - aka Chips A-Hoy - never really existed. He was created in Charlie's mind as a way to deal with his turbulent life. Why did Chips have two dads - because Charlie resents his mom and wishes he had two dads instead on what he's been dealt - either that or Chips moved to Branson with his dads to produce the Donnie and Marie reunion....:spock:

[GirlfromOR]

I think he called from his house. It was a restricted number on my phone. I will contact ClearChannel to let them know. I'm sure I'm not the only person he calls... I bet he calls people who say nice things to him. I do wonder what he wanted to say to me on the phone.

He wrote an email basically saying that the court website showing his "record" is undeserved, and that ANYONE can bring a restraining order against someone else and that it is granted without investigation to whether it is true or not. I KNOW this is not true because someone tried to have an order placed against my friend and it was denied when they went to court because the judge could see that the person was making things up. I blocked his email address.

[Carol]

My letter must have not been very intresting, because the response I got from him, was a simple, short.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[SadSadSad]

He wrote an email basically saying that the court website showing his "record" is undeserved, and that ANYONE can bring a restraining order against someone else and that it is granted without investigation to whether it is true or not.

Wow, what a surprise FH thinks they are undeserved. Didn't see that one coming. Thought he would come clean about all the women he has cheated on and stalked. There are enough different women out there who can verify his scary and disturbing behavior (give Michelle a couple of months) so he can deny all he wants but anyone with a brain knows better.

[SadSadSad]

My letter must have not been very intresting, because the response I got from him, was a simple, short.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

What he didn't get mad or say something stupid? Is someone else who is a professional respond for him? Do I dare to think he might actually be growing a brain? Can it be possible?

[RowdyOne]

What he didn't get mad or say something stupid? Is someone else who is a professional respond for him? Do I dare to think he might actually be growing a brain? Can it be possible? Maybe he didn't want any more of his nasty replies posted on this site.

[SadSadSad]

Also, he says I wrote vulgar things in my emails.

You must have quoted something from his blog.

In all serious, FH probably wanted to use a big word and chose the wrong one. He probably meant you were mean (according to him).

[insightbyjake]

I don't know why you write such vulgar words in your email.
Maybe Tommy's much smarter than we've suspected. Maybe, he meant to write this:

"Dear OR girl,

Perhaps you have overreacted to my use of the term vulgar. I, in no way, opine that you are coarse and crude. Rather, I was simply referring to the "common" language with which you write.

You see, OR girl, the Latin term from which we get vulgar is vulgus which refers to the "common folk." In ancient Medival times, people who wrote in vernacular -- rather than Latin -- were not seen solely in pejorative perspective. In fact, as you may well already know, Chaucer's Canterbury Tales was written in vulgar. Hope that assuages your anger.

Best to you and your's....T.Sablan"



I'm certain he would never insult the listening audience. He has far too much class, So you see, maybe Tommy's not such a short, misogynistic, pr*ck, who really doesn't give a rat's-ass WHAT people think!

Love, New Reader

[GirlfromOR]

LOL Jake. I'm pretty sure that is exactly what he meant to say. Haha.

I just think it is amazing how he can convince himself that he is a good guy, that he was the one one who was always cheated on, and that his criminal record is undeserved. He contradicts himself constantly... does he not realize that people listen and pay attention to what he says? I don't understand how someone can convince themselves that their version of reality is true and that everyone else is to blame. This has to be criteria for some sort of mental illness.

[iamsheens]

Maybe instead of contacting someone from the jeff and jer showgram just contact someone from 94.1 to complain....there is no way Tommy checks emails for the entire station...since the showgram is such a big deal I'd have to imagine he'd have his hands full with just showgram email....

Or even call the studio when the showgram isn't there and ask to talk to a manager or something....there has to be ways to get around having to have contact with Tommy....

anyways my mom has done the 3 day walk in the past and its hard to raise the money...donate to other people and email tommy and tell him you would have donated to him but he's a jerk and you rather give your money to someone who cares about the walk and isn't doing it for publicity. I would think that would cut him deeper. well then again he is tommy so who knows...

[iamsheens]

I think he called from his house. It was a restricted number on my phone. I will contact ClearChannel to let them know. I'm sure I'm not the only person he calls... I bet he calls people who say nice things to him. I do wonder what he wanted to say to me on the phone.

He wrote an email basically saying that the court website showing his "record" is undeserved, and that ANYONE can bring a restraining order against someone else and that it is granted without investigation to whether it is true or not. I KNOW this is not true because someone tried to have an order placed against my friend and it was denied when they went to court because the judge could see that the person was making things up. I blocked his email address.

I cant believe he called you being so immature then told you your email was vulgar or whatever it was he said....he seriously has no life. You should have went along with his phone call just to see where it went...he is so odd....

[listener13]

obviously FH thinks he's above the law. I guess he figures he's such a "big deal" that rules don't apply to him. What an idiot. The fact that he called you tells you that he's a creep and a borderline sociopath.

Well, karma baby......it'll all come back to haunt him one of these days........

Looks to me that his "Don't Date Him Girl" profile has been updated a bit to add more details, and a photo of the chick he cheated with. http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/cheater.asp?ddh_id=53535&return_url=index%2Easp%3F

[Trixie]

:pfft: :wavey: :hihi: :nuts: :shifty: :naughty:

For those of us suffering thru the blog of FH, anyone else notice the use of smiley faces sprinkled throughout.

It is almost like FH is making fun of our happy face smilies.

Take this: :) :wavey2:

[itz_me_tom]

Maybe Tommy's much smarter than we've suspected. Maybe, he meant to write this:

"Dear OR girl,

Perhaps you have overreacted to my use of the term vulgar. I, in no way, opine that you are coarse and crude. Rather, I was simply referring to the "common" language with which you write.

You see, OR girl, the Latin term from which we get vulgar is vulgus which refers to the "common folk." In ancient Medival times, people who wrote in vernacular -- rather than Latin -- were not seen solely in pejorative perspective. In fact, as you may well already know, Chaucer's Canterbury Tales was written in vulgar. Hope that assuages your anger.



Insight, you are killing me! <grin> For weeks I've been trying to put my finger on what area of the law you practice. Do you have your JD? Maybe you are an English Professor. I don't know. The only other person I know who has a vocabulary like yours is my wife, and she's an attorney.

You don't have to give it up, I'm quite aware that anonymity here is key.

Nevertheless, keep up the good work. If you aren't already, you should be published somewhere.

[Alpinemaps]

Straight from Clear Channel's website (http://www.clearchannel.com/Radio/StationSearch.aspx?RadioSearch=94.1):

Call Sign: KMYI-FM
Format: AC
Metro: San Diego, CA
Frequency: 94.1
General Manager: Bob Bollinger
Phone: 619-291-9191
Fax: 619-294-2916
Address: 9660 Granite Ridge Drive
City/ State/ Zip: San Diego, CA 92123
Internet: www.my941.com

[insightbyjake]

Insight, you are killing me! <grin> For weeks I've been trying to put my finger on what area of the law you practice. Do you have your JD? Maybe you are an English Professor. I don't know. The only other person I know who has a vocabulary like yours is my wife, and she's an attorney.

You don't have to give it up, I'm quite aware that anonymity here is key.

Nevertheless, keep up the good work. If you aren't already, you should be published somewhere.

its me tom, thank God you used the parenthetical grin -- otherwise I might have believed you were insulting me when you said I was a JD (not that there's anything wrong with that Mrs.its me tom...)

English professor? Hardly... to this day I can't understand the uproar over James T. Kirk's use of a split infinitive when describing the five year mission, "...to boldly go, where no man has gone before."

Alas, anonymity is, indeed, the key here. Otherwise, people would learn that I am actually Jeff Detrow, A.K.A. New Reader, playing the role of a drug-addicted, over-weight, Eskimo-lesbian-wanna-be, with five kids and a butt-ugly wif--err, dog, sent on a secret mission to invade this thread and determine how so many smart people can see through us and call us on the crap we offer as entertainment.

By the way, I am published.... you must have missed my piece in Radio Journal, "How to Do a Four-Hour Show with 23 Minutes of Original Material, 67 minutes of Commercials, Worthless News and Traffic Reports, and Material Lifted From the Internet by My Partner, the Bloated, Tit-Loving, Locomotive-Driving, Only-Over-Weight-Vegetarian-On-The-Planet."

Call me, my people will send you a copy...gotta go.....bigger name on the other line.

[listener13]

Contacting Bob Bollinger is going to be fruitless.....he's fully aware of what's going on with that show, and he also knows that it pays the lease on his Mercedes, and that he has no shortage of advertisers (no matter how lame they are), so he's not going to care. It may help you feel better, but that's about all of the impact you're going to get.

I'm sure that they all sit around at weekly meetings patting each other on the back for a "job well done". And, if a listener doesn't like it, they're going to stand by the old adage "free country - they're free to change the channel."

Crappy attitude, but that's the mentality that you're dealing with here. You've got a bunch of people that are as big in their britches as Jeff is after a trip to the backwoods with his lovely trailerpark bride - hey, that fried catfish is good, 'ain't it?:puke:

[itz_me_tom]

Contacting Bob Bollinger is going to be fruitless.....he's fully aware of what's going on with that show, and he also knows that it pays the lease on his Mercedes, and that he has no shortage of advertisers (no matter how lame they are), so he's not going to care. It may help you feel better, but that's about all of the impact you're going to get.

I'm sure that they all sit around at weekly meetings patting each other on the back for a "job well done". And, if a listener doesn't like it, they're going to stand by the old adage "free country - they're free to change the channel."

Crappy attitude, but that's the mentality that you're dealing with here. You've got a bunch of people that are as big in their britches as Jeff is after a trip to the backwoods with his lovely trailerpark bride - hey, that fried catfish is good, 'ain't it?:puke:

Bingo! Ding-Ding-Ding --- We have a winner.

As has been posted here umpteen times, we can bitch and moan all we want, but we are a very small number, compared to that of their listening audience.

You know, the ones that go to Dr. Bucko and Sleeptrain. Choo-Choo!

[11ListenerNot]

Well, we ate at this taco shop by the courthouse. She works for the court system. How ironic is that? J
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He's talking about having lunch with Michelle. How ironic is that?? Gee, I guess he's had experience with the court system and a lot of the losers that read his blog don't know about his past. :disa:
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2.Then, I went home and Carla was waiting for me and I got a massage
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Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to get a massage (and a nap) every day and make that kind of money? Where did I go wrong?

[listener13]

Well, we ate at this taco shop by the courthouse. She works for the court system. How ironic is that? J
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He's talking about having lunch with Michelle. How ironic is that?? Gee, I guess he's had experience with the court system and a lot of the losers that read his blog don't know about his past. :disa:
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2.Then, I went home and Carla was waiting for me and I got a massage
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Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to get a massage (and a nap) every day and make that kind of money? Where did I go wrong?

Well, you probably didn't grow up a hoodlum on the streets of Chula Vista having achieved a very distinguished GED with the lowest possible IQ in high-school history.

See - all that 'fancy book-learnin' won't get you a job as a radio producer of self-proclaimed "top radio stations" and give you the ability to harrass any living, breathing carbon-based lifeform with tits who calls into the show.

[insightbyjake]

Well, we ate at this taco shop by the courthouse. She works for the court system. How ironic is that? J
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He's talking about having lunch with Michelle. How ironic is that?? Gee, I guess he's had experience with the court system and a lot of the losers that read his blog don't know about his past. :disa:
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2.Then, I went home and Carla was waiting for me and I got a massage
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Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to get a massage (and a nap) every day and make that kind of money? Where did I go wrong?

"Where did I go worng?....." Well, let's see...

You didn't sell-out your soul for noteriety....you didn't lie about hardship -- like growing up in Chula Vista is worse than growing up in Cambodia--, you didn't abuse your loved ones (wives and girlfriends--see court documents),...you didn't pretend that everything you do is real (hello, car wash girl...), you didn't raise two kids with no concept of reality or limitations...., you didn't find a drug-addicted, alcoholic, air-head, room-mate, that can't grow up or accept adult responsibility, YOU DIDN'T WRITE A FAKE BLOG EACH DAY EXPRESSING YOUR "DEEP-FELT-INNER-FEELINGS" (just kidding!)...., you didn't decide to use an aging, sweet, mom to drive your ratings...,
and, most of all, you didn't wake up one day and think you are "kind-of-a-big-deal..."


You see, not11, people who are close to fame... want to tell you, each and every day, how close to fame they are. People who "get it," do NOT have to tell you they "get it."

Your question should be, "Where did I go right?" Answer: By NOT being FH!

[Alpinemaps]

Contacting Bob Bollinger is going to be fruitless.....

Absolutely agreed. But, since someone mentioned contacting the station, and it only took two seconds to find the info, I figured I'd post it.

I still suggest that the only way to affect change is to contact the sponsors. Tell them that you won't buy their products because they advertise on this show.

But, seriously. Other than ranting here, do any of us care enough to do anything? Why should we? It's just easier to change the channel. If the soccer mom's want someone they think they can relate to, they're welcome to it.

I took them off my presets months ago. I listen to DSC or my iPod, and I'm happy as can be. Of course, I love coming here just to read up on everything. I get a kick out of it.

[Himmie]

"Where did I go worng?....." Well, let's see...

You didn't sell-out your soul for noteriety....you didn't lie about hardship -- like growing up in Chula Vista is worse than growing up in Cambodia--, you didn't abuse your loved ones (wives and girlfriends--see court documents),...you didn't pretend that everything you do is real (hello, car wash girl...), you didn't raise two kids with no concept of reality or limitations...., you didn't find a drug-addicted, alcoholic, air-head, room-mate, that can't grow up or accept adult responsibility, YOU DIDN'T WRITE A FAKE BLOG EACH DAY EXPRESSING YOUR "DEEP-FELT-INNER-FEELINGS" (just kidding!)...., you didn't decide to use an aging, sweet, mom to drive your ratings...,
and, most of all, you didn't wake up one day and think you are "kind-of-a-big-deal..."


You see, not11, people who are close to fame... want to tell you, each and every day, how close to fame they are. People who "get it," do NOT have to tell you they "get it."

Your question should be, "Where did I go right?" Answer: By NOT being FH!


That was BRILLANT! Who are you Jake?????????

[Transplant]

God LBM voice is driving me insane! She sounds like "her old self" again. Wonder if she crashed and burned this past weekend and is up to her old habits?

[SadSadSad]

From FH's blog yesterday:

The most special thing to happen to me today was this afternoon when my daughter Vanessa called me. She called to say hello and to tell me about school and what my plans were for tomorrow and for the weekend and for my birthday. She told me she was going to write me a letter for my birthday. I had to promise I would not post it or read it on the air. I will cherish this letter forever and ever

He had to promise Vanessa he wouldn't post her letter. Even a 12 year old understands there are certain things that are special you don't share with the rest of the world. It is got to be killing FH that he won't be able to post it to show what a loved, cool, great dad he is. He is so desperate for attention. It's as if everything FH writes in his blog is him screaming to the world, "I'm Special, honest. I'm really cool! People like me! Really." It is a good thing if he has truly given up his vices like drinking and alchol (So Vegas is a GREAT place to be heading for the weekend) but he still has a lot to work on when it comes to his insecurity and need to be validated by total strangers.

Jake you said it brilliantly before in you post. If you truly are/have something than you don't need to keep shouting it on the mountain tops.

[boris85]

Well, we ate at this taco shop by the courthouse. She works for the court system. How ironic is that? J
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He's talking about having lunch with Michelle. How ironic is that?? Gee, I guess he's had experience with the court system and a lot of the losers that read his blog don't know about his past. :disa:
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2.Then, I went home and Carla was waiting for me and I got a massage
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Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to get a massage (and a nap) every day and make that kind of money? Where did I go wrong?

I mentioned a while ago that this girl is a paralegal (or maybe a court reporter - I can't remember). She used to ride the same commuter bus with me - very friendly to all of the men and not affraid to show a little skin.

[11ListenerNot]

Has anyone tried to access the jeff and jer website recently? I'ts not accessable. Maybe it will go away!? (not)

[11ListenerNot]

spoke too soon. It's accessible (damn)

[Transplant]

11listenerNot:


I was just on their website at 9:00 it's fine.

[yourmama]

Bingo! Ding-Ding-Ding --- We have a winner.

As has been posted here umpteen times, we can bitch and moan all we want, but we are a very small number, compared to that of their listening audience.

You know, the ones that go to Dr. Bucko and Sleeptrain. Choo-Choo!
I have written in to complain several times, never received a response. Latest email was to Bob Bolanger, never received anything back from him either!

[11ListenerNot]

You didn't sell-out your soul for noteriety....you didn't lie about hardship -- like growing up in Chula Vista is worse than growing up in Cambodia--, you didn't abuse your loved ones (wives and girlfriends--see court documents),...you didn't pretend that everything you do is real (hello, car wash girl...), you didn't raise two kids with no concept of reality or limitations...., you didn't find a drug-addicted, alcoholic, air-head, room-mate, that can't grow up or accept adult responsibility, YOU DIDN'T WRITE A FAKE BLOG EACH DAY EXPRESSING YOUR "DEEP-FELT-INNER-FEELINGS" (just kidding!)...., you didn't decide to use an aging, sweet, mom to drive your ratings...,
and, most of all, you didn't wake up one day and think you are "kind-of-a-big-deal..."


You see, not11, people who are close to fame... want to tell you, each and every day, how close to fame they are. People who "get it," do NOT have to tell you they "get it."

Your question should be, "Where did I go right?" Answer: By NOT being FH!
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Very well put, I've always said some of you on the website really know how to verbalize and are very creative.

Thanks!:wavey2:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

They are talking about the webcam at Tummy's house.

It starts in September for one hour (evening) one day a week.

They are hooking up the cameras this week at Casa Sablan.

Also, this guarantees that LBM will be living there until at least September.

Ick.

[SadSadSad]

I mentioned a while ago that this girl is a paralegal (or maybe a court reporter - I can't remember). She used to ride the same commuter bus with me - very friendly to all of the men and not affraid to show a little skin.

So she rides the short yellow bus. That explains what she is doing with FH. Great, now he is hitting on the mentally challenged.

(Sadsadsad know she implied Boris riding on short yellow bus too. Sadsadsad know it going to hurt, but couldn't resist stupid short yellow bus joke. Why Sadsadsad talk in third person sometime? She weird.)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

(Sadsadsad know she implied Boris riding on short yellow bus too. Sadsadsad know it going to hurt, but couldn't resist stupid short yellow bus joke. Why Sadsadsad talk in third person sometime? She weird.)

Sadx3 - you crack me up. Keep takin' those really good meds - they make you funny! :)

[11ListenerNot]

God LBM voice is driving me insane! She sounds like "her old self" again. Wonder if she crashed and burned this past weekend and is up to her old habits?
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I noticed that too. She can't blame it on the cold she had last week.

Also, did anyone hear their segment about the first thing you remember as a baby/child? Jeff and Jer gave their input and then Laura said the first thing she remembered at about the age of 2-1/2 to 3 years of age was running around the yard naked.

Then, I wasn't sure if it was Jeff or Jer who said something to the effect of "yea, this happened about 8 months ago, but she doesn't remember"! As much as I dislike those two, I had to chuckle

[11ListenerNot]

They are talking about the webcam at Tummy's house.

It starts in September for one hour (evening) one day a week.

They are hooking up the cameras this week at Casa Sablan.

Also, this guarantees that LBM will be living there until at least September.

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Oh Joy, I guess this will increase their Arbitron ratings!!!

[Transplant]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday was a good day. It was a trying day. It was a "heavy" day, but I went to bed feeling like it had been a good day. I should rephrase that. It was a healing day.

Davecain and I had a court appearance, which went well. We also had a long talk afterward. It was the first time we had really talked at length since I've been back. It was a good talk. The wounds are starting to heal on both sides which is good for our babies. We agreed to do everything in our power to make this easy for the kids. It was still a sad talk, but under the circumstances, it was good.

When I got back home, I dove back into my book "Water for Elephants." Loving it! Then, it was time to pick up the boys and the girl. Charlie lost his skateboard at skateboard camp. Dangit. Both those boys were covered in dirt and stoked as heck because three skater dudes at the skate park signed their helmets. They also got those little finger skateboards. Those things are so cute! As we were loading up the car, a woman named Janine came up to me and introduced herself as a listener of our show. Immediately, Chip pipes up, "Would you like my autograph?" She was so nice to indulge him and Charlie. So, the boys, with their most serious faces on, signed a scrap of paper for Janine to save forever.

When we got to Tommy's we immediately went into the swimming pool I blew up two floating rings for the boys and just about passed out from lack of air in my body. Evan got into her little floaty boat and yelled at the boys the entire time for splashing.

When we got back into the house, Tommy asked Chip a deadly question: "Chip, do you think I'm fat?" Chip is very open and free with his thoughts. This was his response:

"Well, you’re kind of fat in the middle and your head is kinda fat. The bottom of your legs are a little fat, too."

"Do I look strong?"

"Well, kinda. You know who you look like?"

Tommy screams out "No!" And, then he does the thing where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "Memememememememe." Then, he took off.

Those boys fought the whole rest of the night. To the point where Charlie broke down and insisted on some alone time with me. We went upstairs and talked. I just held him and let him know it was okay to cry and be mad about things. I let him just react and let it out in private. Then, he wiped his tears off his face, asked for some candy and headed back out to play.

This is hard.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

so, it's really happening! i'm going through the separation/divorce stuff right now and feel for her but she brought it upon herself

[11ListenerNot]

When we got to Tommy's we immediately went into the swimming pool I blew up two floating rings for the boys and just about passed out from lack of air in my body. Evan got into her little floaty boat and yelled at the boys the entire time for splashing.

When we got back into the house, Tommy asked Chip a deadly question: "Chip, do you think I'm fat?" Chip is very open and free with his thoughts. This was his response:

"Well, you’re kind of fat in the middle and your head is kinda fat. The bottom of your legs are a little fat, too."

"Do I look strong?"

"Well, kinda. You know who you look like?"

Tommy screams out "No!" And, then he does the thing where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "Memememememememe." Then, he took off.
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How did you like that answer FH....hehehehehehe

[boris85]

When we got to Tommy's we immediately went into the swimming pool I blew up two floating rings for the boys and just about passed out from lack of air in my body. Evan got into her little floaty boat and yelled at the boys the entire time for splashing.

When we got back into the house, Tommy asked Chip a deadly question: "Chip, do you think I'm fat?" Chip is very open and free with his thoughts. This was his response:

"Well, you’re kind of fat in the middle and your head is kinda fat. The bottom of your legs are a little fat, too."

"Do I look strong?"

"Well, kinda. You know who you look like?"

Tommy screams out "No!" And, then he does the thing where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "Memememememememe." Then, he took off.
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How did you like that answer FH....hehehehehehe

It's very interesting that yesterday we mentioned not hearing about Little Crappy Deli and Chips - both were mentioned today. Hmmm.

[boris85]

When we got to Tommy's we immediately went into the swimming pool I blew up two floating rings for the boys and just about passed out from lack of air in my body. Evan got into her little floaty boat and yelled at the boys the entire time for splashing.

When we got back into the house, Tommy asked Chip a deadly question: "Chip, do you think I'm fat?" Chip is very open and free with his thoughts. This was his response:

"Well, you’re kind of fat in the middle and your head is kinda fat. The bottom of your legs are a little fat, too."

"Do I look strong?"

"Well, kinda. You know who you look like?"

Tommy screams out "No!" And, then he does the thing where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "Memememememememe." Then, he took off.
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How did you like that answer FH....hehehehehehe

For those wondering, Chips A-Hoy, the boy with two daddies, said that Tommy looked like Fatty Smurf.

[yourmama]

[QUOTE=Transplant]Dear Diary,

Yesterday was a good day. It was a trying day. It was a "heavy" day, but I went to bed feeling like it had been a good day. I should rephrase that. It was a healing day.

Davecain and I had a court appearance, which went well. We also had a long talk afterward. It was the first time we had really talked at length since I've been back. It was a good talk. The wounds are starting to heal on both sides which is good for our babies. We agreed to do everything in our power to make this easy for the kids. It was still a sad talk, but under the circumstances, it was good.

When I got back home, I dove back into my book "Water for Elephants." Loving it! Then, it was time to pick up the boys and the girl. Charlie lost his skateboard at skateboard camp. Dangit. Both those boys were covered in dirt and stoked as heck because three skater dudes at the skate park signed their helmets. They also got those little finger skateboards. Those things are so cute! As we were loading up the car, a woman named Janine came up to me and introduced herself as a listener of our show. Immediately, Chip pipes up, "Would you like my autograph?" She was so nice to indulge him and Charlie. So, the boys, with their most serious faces on, signed a scrap of paper for Janine to save forever.

When we got to Tommy's we immediately went into the swimming pool I blew up two floating rings for the boys and just about passed out from lack of air in my body. Evan got into her little floaty boat and yelled at the boys the entire time for splashing.

When we got back into the house, Tommy asked Chip a deadly question: "Chip, do you think I'm fat?" Chip is very open and free with his thoughts. This was his response:

"Well, you’re kind of fat in the middle and your head is kinda fat. The bottom of your legs are a little fat, too."

"Do I look strong?"

"Well, kinda. You know who you look like?"

Tommy screams out "No!" And, then he does the thing where you stick your fingers in your ears and go "Memememememememe." Then, he took off.

Those boys fought the whole rest of the night. To the point where Charlie broke down and insisted on some alone time with me. We went upstairs and talked. I just held him and let him know it was okay to cry and be mad about things. I let him just react and let it out in private. Then, he wiped his tears off his face, asked for some candy and headed back out to play.

This is hard.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

so does the court appearance mean divorce proceedings?
If Laura only has her 'precious babies' only on Tuesday's and Thursdays, why is Chip always there too?
Laura still in the running for "Mother of the Year" award--still giving her kids candy at night!

[boris85]

so does the court appearance mean divorce proceedings?
If Laura only has her 'precious babies' only on Tuesday's and Thursdays, why is Chip always there too?
Laura still in the running for "Mother of the Year" award--still giving her kids candy at night![/QUOTE]

"Here Charlie - eat some candy and don't forget to finish your Jolt Cola before bed." I think it means divorce, but because Laura refuses to share and real details, we can't be certain. What wounds does she have that needs healing? The reality that she's a loser? That her kids resent her? That she ruined her marriage and family?

[feefifofum]

Oh Joy, I guess this will increase their Arbitron ratings!!!
Oh! I keep forgetting to mention this (Arbitron ratings were discussed a while back- I think Dillweed might have brought it up so I didn't want to engage):
I completed Arbitron surveys a few months back and I made sure to not listen to our beloved station (or any Clear Channel stations) the whole week. I listened to the more indie stations I like and my Ipod. On the comment portion I discussed how Clear Channel is the devil and that it's so hard to find anything original on the radio. I mentioned our geezers and how they totally blow goats now. (Of course, I used more appropriate language that made me seem somewhat credible.):bigmouth: I'm sure they could care less what I have to say, but I'm glad that I got to push the ratings a smidge lower! (That is, until Bollinger slips a wad of cash to someone at Arbitron)

[boris85]

If we think Laura is vain and selfish now - just wait until she's officially single. I see a boob job in her future, and a lot of partying. She'll be our very own Britney. If she's goes as is, who'd want her. Here's a list of reasons to avoid dating Laura:

1. Butter face (a horse is a horse of course syndrome)
2. Small boobs
3. Looks pregnant even though she's not (minus the bog boobs)
4. Has two bratty kids plus Chips
5. Is constantly mistaken for a drag queen.
6. Does not drink
7. Has disturbing eyes too far apart syndrome
8. Has long, boat-like feet
9. Can't manage money
10. Refuses to wear paper bags over her head during times of intimacy.

[listener13]

does anyone else think that Chips doesn't really exist and that he's either Charlie or Laura's invisible friend?

Has anyone ever seen Chips? Has anyone ever seen Michael Jackson and Diana Ross in the same room at the same time? Has anyone else had a snappy cocktail with their lunch?

[wonkatania]

does anyone else think that Chips doesn't really exist and that he's either Charlie or Laura's invisible friend?....


LMAO!!! Chip = A Figment of Laura's substance-induced imagination.

Charlie says, "Mom? Who are you talking to? Who is Chip?"

Evan adds, "But, I am your daughter."

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Can someone that has computer access (I'm surf-blocked at work) please post the pertinent comments from Tummy's Diary that says he's thinking about maybe getting married this weekend in Vegas?

The afternoon DJ keeps mentioning it - teaser, teaser, teaser. More attempts to jack up the clicks for Tummy's "most popular" blog...

Mucho thanks!

[CrystalDoll]

10. Refuses to wear paper bags over her head during times of intimacy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is classic Boris!!!:cheers:

[itz_me_tom]

does anyone else think that Chips doesn't really exist and that he's either Charlie or Laura's invisible friend?

Has anyone ever seen Chips? Has anyone ever seen Michael Jackson and Diana Ross in the same room at the same time? Has anyone else had a snappy cocktail with their lunch?

It's true, it's true!

Chip is a real person. Son of two dads who own a flower shop in the area. (not that there's anything wrong with that) My sister knows one of the dads (same biz)

That's what I know. You didn't hear it from me. Over and out.

[CrystalDoll]

Wednesday August 22, 2007 11am
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 2:08pm

Wednesday August 22, 2007 11am: I’m having the best morning ever! Everything in my life seems to be moving towards a positive direction. Everyone on the show and everyone in my family and close friends and WALKING/HIKING friends are doing well too.

I’m having fun thinking about Las Vegas and going there with Michelle. Quite honestly, this is my first time really going somewhere with “a girlfriend” since my ex-wife. I’m excited about the trip and I’m excited about the birthday’s being close and I’m excited about LOVE and the music of the BEATLES that we’ll see Sunday night.

With my mom and kids doing great and work and family all doing fine, MICHELLE is on my mind a lot. We’re doing really really well. We have the same interests and we just seem to like eachother, even if we were just friends. I like what she’s all about and her morals and how she loves family and all that.

I’m about to say something that will probably make you SHOUT out loud towards your computer, but if this blog is for me to say how I feel and what‘s on my mind, then here it goes, okay get ready to yell.

“I wouldn’t mind getting married this weekend”

Seriously, what the heck? Why frickin not. We have talked about it in conversation in the future and we laugh and joke about it, but in reality, she is someone I know that I want to marry. Is it bad that I feel this way so early?

To get married, I will have to have some “approvals from 2 little kids that I call Eddie and Vanessa” first, but I would not do that yet. I’m several days to months away from asking them if they wouldn’t mind me getting married, but if I didn’t want to make sure they were cool with it, I would absolutely drop to my knee and frickin get married.

I don’t drink like I used to. I waited for a long time to start seeing someone. I didn’t even want to see anyone, but I am thankful I met Michelle.

She’s someone I want to introduce to my family and I have.

So, there you have it. Lets the emails start and GEEZ, you didn’t have to yell so loud, but you know? You only live once and you only get married ONCE, well you know what I mean.

I have to go to my kids school. I’ll talk to you tonight.

I just copied the whole thing for you reading enjoyment (insert barf icon here)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I just copied the whole thing for you reading enjoyment (insert barf icon here)

Thank you for posting that. I cannot believe he is serious about getting married to someone he has known for, what, a couple of months? This *has* to be a publicity stunt to get people checking out his "oh so popular" blog and making more fodder for their SpewGram.

I keep telling myself that it's just more publicity hype and that it's more than likely all fictional (hello, car wash girl?)

Ack.

[YoungAmerican]

Quite honestly, this is my first time really going somewhere with “a girlfriend” since my ex-wife.

WTF??? If my memory serves me right didn't FH go on a cruise to like Greece or somewhere awhile back with "a girlfriend"? This idiot has such selective memories. He was engaged to the "carwash girl", geez he doen't consider that to be a girlfriend. This all just goes to show even more that everything on their show is so contrived. You know what they say about lying, it gets harder and harder to keep track of all of them, that or he has early onset alzheimers.

[wonkatania]

This is what the J&J Showgram feeds it's listeners everyday:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7193/grosssmileykm2.gif

[listener13]

OMG - there is so much that's wrong in his peabrain. Didn't he run off to Vegas and get married with Dannell? And look how THAT turned out. Doesn't he say that he knows his kids read his daily drivel - so why even talk to them in person?

My prediction still stands - married by Thanksgiving, SOT (spawn of Tommy) by April, restraining orders by May.

And don't think that the station isn't capturing the webtrends on the blog site, and they're not using it to pat themselves on the back and to get advertisers because the showgram "is such a big deal". I'm not afraid to use the puke smilie....:puke:

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, it sounds like the Cain vs. Cain divorce is going forward. It's nice that Laura and Dave had such a good talk. Too bad they didn't have any nice talks before their marriage got to that point.

[itz_me_tom]

Well, it sounds like the Cain vs. Cain divorce is going forward. It's nice that Laura and Dave had such a good talk. Too bad they didn't have any nice talks before their marriage got to that point.

WHAT THE F&^K???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, deep breath. I'm better now.

Me thinks TBM put the wedding idea in his blog just for this purpose. He's a puppeteer and we're the puppets. I mean, look at all the talk about it! I know, I know, it's the drama club, blah blah blah...

You know what would be worse for the blog-show-spewgram... better than bitchin', looking up court docs, writing GM's, or boycotting sponsors?

Indifference.

The death nell for any broadcast. Especially one that relies on buzz they way they do.

They are the puppetmasters.

I'm out. I hereby, formally, relinquish my marionette strings.

[feefifofum]

From FH's blog:
"She’s someone I want to introduce to my family and I have."
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What does that even mean?

[feefifofum]

2. Small boobs


Hey now! As the proud owner of small boobs, I don't want to be in the same category as LBM.

[boris85]

Hey now! As the proud owner of small boobs, I don't want to be in the same category as LBM.

how do I know they're small? And small is relative...let me be the judge... I am an expert in the art of boobology and practice my job with total professionalism and objectivity.

[feefifofum]

how do I know they're small? And small is relative...let me be the judge... I am an expert in the art of boobology and practice my job the total professionalism and objectivity.
Sure - I hope you don't mind that I'm a man. J/K:heh:

[boris85]

Sure - I hope you don't mind that I'm a man. J/K:heh:

Women only at my practice. Chips' dads can examine you if you're really a man.

[listener13]

how do I know they're small? And small is relative...let me be the judge... I am an expert in the art of boobology and practice my job with total professionalism and objectivity.

You must have gotten your degree from the Jerry Cesak School of Hooterology (it's a doctorate program from National University)

[listener13]

From FH's blog:
"She’s someone I want to introduce to my family and I have."
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What does that even mean?

It means that he should have spent more time in grade school and less time sweating his HOLY BALLS off playing with his crappy band in Rosa's garage.

Seriously, he's a total dolt.

[Smitty]

Anyone happen to catch Jeff's story on the air on Monday regarding his trip to New York to see both the Yankees and Red Sox play? He mentioned getting a behind the scenes tour from "Jay", a baseball scout who works in the organization. It appears this IS the same Jay who stole Nina away from him. Sounds like despite breaking up his marriage he ended up on good terms with the new boyfriend. I wonder how he's taking the part where Nina refuses to get married to Jay because it would mean turning off the spousal support spigot.