San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[11ListenerNot]

My prediction still stands - married by Thanksgiving, SOT (spawn of Tommy) by April, restraining orders by May.

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Well this was quite the blog (as the website introduces in CAPS).
Tommy's doing, no doubt. I agree with the above. Either they're really going to jump into marriage, and all the above is going to happen, or this is a bad joke. As some of you have said, a pure publicity set up. Their ratings must be suffering.

Did anyone hear Randy yelling at Pacey this morning because he never brings Randy back food, but brings food back for everyone else? It sure sounded staged and poorly rehearsed. Pacey sounds like he as an IQ of about 20

[11ListenerNot]

Well, it sounds like the Cain vs. Cain divorce is going forward. It's nice that Laura and Dave had such a good talk. Too bad they didn't have any nice talks before their marriage got to that point.
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[iamsheens]

You must have gotten your degree from the Jerry Cesak School of Hooterology (it's a doctorate program from National University)

hahahahahahahaa.....

[iamsheens]

OMG - there is so much that's wrong in his peabrain. Didn't he run off to Vegas and get married with Dannell? And look how THAT turned out. Doesn't he say that he knows his kids read his daily drivel - so why even talk to them in person?

My prediction still stands - married by Thanksgiving, SOT (spawn of Tommy) by April, restraining orders by May.

And don't think that the station isn't capturing the webtrends on the blog site, and they're not using it to pat themselves on the back and to get advertisers because the showgram "is such a big deal". I'm not afraid to use the puke smilie....:puke:

i really think he wanted to get more emails because he needs a confidence booster....he is an idiot if he gets married to someone who he has only known a few months...is this the same girl who is known to date local san diego celebrities? if so, shouldn't he know she isn't a keeper because she will want to move up to someone even more famous...although who is more famous than FH and his world famous blogs? haha

anyways doesnt his daughter read his blogs? so wouldnt she know to prepare herself for the big topic of marriage, what an idiot.

I still dont get how FH's girlfriend is okay with laura living there....watch them get married and they adopt laura or something....they are drama filled and as much as they annoy me, i love keep up to date with them...

B.T.W. the 10 reasons not to date laura was hilarious.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Do any of you want to go on record as to who will be LBM's first "official" date? What "celebrity" she'll come on to?

Even though it goes against long-standing AA and psychological advice, I bet she jumps into a relationship within a year....

She can't be left behind (and it sure seems like DaveCain is moving on with life!)

[SadSadSad]

You know what would be worse for the blog-show-spewgram... better than bitchin', looking up court docs, writing GM's, or boycotting sponsors?

Indifference.

The death nell for any broadcast. Especially one that relies on buzz they way they do.

They are the puppetmasters.

I'm out. I hereby, formally, relinquish my marionette strings.

I too tire of the game they play. You guys are hysterical, but itz me tom is right. All we do is fuel their egos and the spewgram machine. Farewell sweet ladies and lords of the barbs.

[SDReadhead]

It means that he should have spent more time in grade school and less time sweating his HOLY BALLS off playing with his crappy band in Rosa's garage.

Seriously, he's a total dolt.

That just made me laugh so hard outloud, listener 13, that my kids ran into the office to see what I was up to.

(of course, if I were LBM I would have sent them on their way with a king sized kit kat bar, a bottle of pepsi, and told them to get their naked arses out in the yard to play.)

[listener13]

(of course, if I were LBM I would have sent them on their way with a king sized kit kat bar, a bottle of pepsi, and told them to get their naked arses out in the yard to play.)

.....but not before she put an SPF-3 sunscreen on them....can't be too safe with the sun, now can we? She is Mother of the Year, after all.

[Wabbitsd]

Do any of you want to go on record as to who will be LBM's first "official" date? What "celebrity" she'll come on to?

Even though it goes against long-standing AA and psychological advice, I bet she jumps into a relationship within a year....

She can't be left behind (and it sure seems like DaveCain is moving on with life!)


Is Jason Austell still single?

How bout Ruben from Fox 6?

[Cgood]

OK guys - I'm all new to this blog and WOW.....reading this has been amusing. I've been listening to J&J for a while.....then Jeff was buggin me BIG TIME. He must comment on every little thing and OMG when he got all that desert stuff for his family at Christmas...that's when I really gagged. I must admit, however, that I still listen some (not much) Now, the whole Laura thing...more power to her and hope she stays clean. Tommy is just struggling - whatever. But you know all the mentions about Cree - well, isn't she the one who introduced Randy to his fiance? So strange.

[listener13]

Is Jason Austell still single?

How bout Ruben from Fox 6?

It can't be anyone prettier than her.....she's the most insecure person on the planet, next to FH.

My vote: Ted Leitner. He's ancient, and she's lazy - they can take afternoon naps together! And his eyesight isn't great, so that's in her favor.

[LisaP]

Is Jason Austell still single?

Nope. He's currently off the market.


It can't be anyone prettier than her.....she's the most insecure person on the planet,

:lmfao:

[insightbyjake]

Nope. He's currently off the market.



:lmfao:

Jason Austell is gay, but doesn't know it.

Emily is gay, but doesn't know it.

Pacey is gay, but doesn't know it.

Tommy is gay, but covers up for it by being a misogynistic, wife-beating, misanthropic, piece-of-sh*t."

Randy is gay, but in a Tony Randall way -- laughing and crying gay while having a baby with a girl 23 years under his penis' birthday.......and he doesn't know it.

Jeff is gay, and he knows it.

He is a non-man, pretend-to-be-a-man-got-it-figured-out-but-hasn't-a-f**king-clue-what-it-is-because-he-is-a-know-it-all-who-knows-squat.

Jer is gay cause he's Jer. For God's sake, a gay man would be more of a macho man than this, Marine-Room loving, art-sucking, pretentious, "screen-play-wanna-be," let-me-fool-you-into-thinkin-I'm-a-hetero-cause-I-love-tits-on-all-chicks...." kind of guy...

And, of course, Laura is gay cause she is a recovering, what-about-my-sh*t-because-why-can't-my-****-be-about me? Who needs a husband, when being a loser mom says all there is about me?!?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[srdude]

Is Jason Austell still single?

How bout Ruben from Fox 6?

I don't know about Austell, But I think Ruben is Gay, or acts like it.

again, not that there's anything wrong w/ that:cheers:

[CrystalDoll]

I too tire of the game they play. You guys are hysterical, but itz me tom is right. All we do is fuel their egos and the spewgram machine. Farewell sweet ladies and lords of the barbs.

SadSadSad...please tell me you will not leave us!!!

[CrystalDoll]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_8_24.jpg

Laura's $73 outfit of the week...that she is currently complaining about. blah blah blah...

[11ListenerNot]

BUT what sticks out in my mind from today, is the fact that I GOT A BACK WAX. Okay, change your little mental image of my back and just calm the heck down. I was just doing a little MANSCAPING and there’s nothing wrong with getting a back wax. ONE THING FOR SURE: THERE IS NOTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN A BACK WAXING…Child birth is not at all more painful. J It’s been about 8 hours since I got the back waxed and I’m still sore and crying about it.
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omg, imagine looking at that hairy back!:puke: sorry. What's really gross is that on the jeff and jer webpage you can actually hear his dialogue during the back wax...gross

[11ListenerNot]

Here's what Laura has to say when she "has a story to tell".

Ok...uh...like...ha ha ..you know...the funniest thing happened...like..you know...ok ok....ha ha..like it's so funny..uh uh. ok ok....

etc. etc.. blah blah

[Transplant]

Here's what Laura has to say when she "has a story to tell".

Ok...uh...like...ha ha ..you know...the funniest thing happened...like..you know...ok ok....ha ha..like it's so funny..uh uh. ok ok....

etc. etc.. blah blah

I agree with you...i'm sitting here working and half-butted listening to them and i feel like i'm suffering from a hang over. Although, wait....I didn't drink last night...why do i feel a heavy fog...darn, did those elves migrate over here to steal my ...wait, bring that back..no wait..

Ahhh...it's actually LBM's voice that's causing this hallucination. Talk to me Delana...I need to sober up

[HeathersInAZ]

Ok

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I know for a fact he's talking about Laura!! anyway, here's a link http://www.kzzp.com/cc-common/podcast.html to their podcast page. scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and on the right hand side you'll see "Good Bad & Gossip" click the "August 22nd" Podcast. It's right at the 30min mark that they start talking about her.

Just listened to this....I guess LBM is popular in a way that she probably wishes she *wasn't* now!

It starts at about 29:40 for those that want to listen.

[Halinn]

I just heard Tommys "back wax". This man is everything that the other posters on this website have said! What kind of a father would let that recording be put on the internet:puke:

That poor woman "Michelle" she is obviously very desperate or a complete idiot to be with "Tommy/Smurf" I hope both of these peoples ex's can be strong enough to protect the kids in this situation.

[yourmama]

Wednesday August 22, 2007 11am
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 2:08pm

Wednesday August 22, 2007 11am: I’m having the best morning ever! Everything in my life seems to be moving towards a positive direction. Everyone on the show and everyone in my family and close friends and WALKING/HIKING friends are doing well too.

I’m having fun thinking about Las Vegas and going there with Michelle. Quite honestly, this is my first time really going somewhere with “a girlfriend” since my ex-wife. I’m excited about the trip and I’m excited about the birthday’s being close and I’m excited about LOVE and the music of the BEATLES that we’ll see Sunday night.

With my mom and kids doing great and work and family all doing fine, MICHELLE is on my mind a lot. We’re doing really really well. We have the same interests and we just seem to like eachother, even if we were just friends. I like what she’s all about and her morals and how she loves family and all that.

I’m about to say something that will probably make you SHOUT out loud towards your computer, but if this blog is for me to say how I feel and what‘s on my mind, then here it goes, okay get ready to yell.

“I wouldn’t mind getting married this weekend”

Seriously, what the heck? Why frickin not. We have talked about it in conversation in the future and we laugh and joke about it, but in reality, she is someone I know that I want to marry. Is it bad that I feel this way so early?

To get married, I will have to have some “approvals from 2 little kids that I call Eddie and Vanessa” first, but I would not do that yet. I’m several days to months away from asking them if they wouldn’t mind me getting married, but if I didn’t want to make sure they were cool with it, I would absolutely drop to my knee and frickin get married.

I don’t drink like I used to. I waited for a long time to start seeing someone. I didn’t even want to see anyone, but I am thankful I met Michelle.

She’s someone I want to introduce to my family and I have.

So, there you have it. Lets the emails start and GEEZ, you didn’t have to yell so loud, but you know? You only live once and you only get married ONCE, well you know what I mean.

I have to go to my kids school. I’ll talk to you tonight.

I just copied the whole thing for you reading enjoyment (insert barf icon here)

just wanted to say thanks for always copying the diaries from Laura and FH, and also the outfit of the week! cannot access from work, so it is much appreciated that you are doing this!

[11ListenerNot]

Originally Posted by OneKidOneDogMom
Do any of you want to go on record as to who will be LBM's first "official" date? What "celebrity" she'll come on to?

Even though it goes against long-standing AA and psychological advice, I bet she jumps into a relationship within a year....

She can't be left behind (and it sure seems like DaveCain is moving on with life!)



Is Jason Austell still single?

How bout Ruben from Fox 6?
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How about Ted Leitner? If you can ignore his looks, you know he's loaded and that's what she needs to support her lifestyle.
Boy, if those two got married, it would be #4, #5, or..for him?

[11ListenerNot]

Sorry, listener 13, I just read your post from last night about Ted Leitner. I think I pulled a Dilbert

[11ListenerNot]

Emily is gay, but doesn't know it.
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Poor Boris

[YoungAmerican]

Everyone here needs to take a step back and look again at what you are all saying. Of course FH is not going to get married, it is all just made up for publicity. Their entire show is fake, Fake, FAKE! itz_me_tom, I'm with you. Anyone with half a brain can find holes in just about everything they say. I just feel sad that there are enough people in San Diego that are that empty headed as to fall for this line of BS they continually spew on the airwaves. Like I said before, thank goodness for "books on tape".

[feefifofum]

From FH's blog:

ONE THING FOR SURE: THERE IS NOTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN A BACK WAXING…Child birth is not at all more painful. J It’s been about 8 hours since I got the back waxed and I’m still sore and crying about it.
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Oh, poor baby. 8 hours of sore. Hmmmm. I was sore from childbirth for like 8 weeks! Idiot!

[feefifofum]

Okay, here's the whole thing for yourmama:
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Wednesday August 22, 2007 9:30pm: Holy balls! I get home to 326 emails from people who love the show and hate the show and wanted to give me advice on getting married.

FIRST OF ALL, I didn’t say I was getting married. I said, I wouldn’t mind getting married this weekend, because everything is going so well in my life and Michelle makes everything just that much MO BETTER!

I said in my last blog that I wouldn’t want to ask my children for at least a few more months, because in fact, I just met Michelle and we’re seeing eachother and all that and all is well and she is certainly my girlfriend.

Yes, I would love to marry Michelle one day. I think she is the one. So, lets leave it at that and I DO APPRECIATE all the emails on this subject today, GOOD ONES AND BAD ONES.

Earlier today, after the show, I went up to take Eddie his lunch. I bought him a healthy sandwich and a bottled water. I took it to his school. Well, after I did the lunch thing for Eddie I had 3 hours to kill. I should of taken a nap, but I went and got a mani/pedi all by myself (yes, I know not do the scrubbing, because of the 3 day coming soon)…….I got a haircut too, BUT what sticks out in my mind from today, is the fact that I GOT A BACK WAX. Okay, change your little mental image of my back and just calm the heck down. I was just doing a little MANSCAPING and there’s nothing wrong with getting a back wax. ONE THING FOR SURE: THERE IS NOTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN A BACK WAXING…Child birth is not at all more painful. J It’s been about 8 hours since I got the back waxed and I’m still sore and crying about it.

Hey, excuse me but I’m starting to fall asleep. I am so sorry. I have a lot to say, because LIFE is so positive right now and every part of my life there is something so GOOD and HEALTHY FOR ME. I just re read that last sentence and I’m too tired to fix it, because I think it’s missing a word in the sentence or something. It DON’T BE SOUNDING like correct English. J

Good night, I have to go to bed. I will write more later.
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Dude, check your own blog before you lie. Yesterday he said, "I’m several days to months away from asking them if they wouldn’t mind me getting married, but if I didn’t want to make sure they were cool with it, I would absolutely drop to my knee and frickin get married."

Today he said, "I said in my last blog that I wouldn’t want to ask my children for at least a few more months, because in fact, I just met Michelle and we’re seeing eachother and all that and all is well and she is certainly my girlfriend."

Idiot.

[Transplant]

somebody call the elves off

[yourmama]

thank you feefifofum!

[CrystalDoll]

just wanted to say thanks for always copying the diaries from Laura and FH, and also the outfit of the week! cannot access from work, so it is much appreciated that you are doing this!

Not a problem!! Here's the newest Laura Diary

Laura's Diary, August 23rd, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 12:47pm

Dear Diary,

I may be outwearing my welcome at Tommy's house. I've been really careful to make myself as small as possible by taking up as little room as possible. I've tried to leave "my" room as neat as possible every day. I've even tried to buy my share of food. But, I made a bad mistake yesterday. I ate Tommy's Power Bar.

I didn't know it was his. I honestly thought it was mine as I buy those things all the time. Anyway, this particular Power Bar was sitting on the kitchen counter, which I found odd. I thought that maybe it fell out of the cupboard and Tommy set it up on the counter when he found it. That was dumb thinking, huh?

So, I woke up from a nap yesterday and immediately went downstairs. I must be hypoglycemic or something because I have to eat something within 10 minutes of waking up. What an exciting thing when I saw that Power Bar glistening in the afternoon sun on the stainless steel counter. I sucked that thing down in 60 seconds flat. Mistake.

Tommy was pissed this morning because he had been looking forward to that bar all morning. Oops. I'm going to buy a Costco-sized amount of those suckers today to make up for my poor judgment.

I'm gonna pick up my boy early today, too. He says he wants me to get him at one o'clock and that he wants to see a movie. We've done the rat movie, the Potter movie, Underdog….what's left? We'll do something fun, regardless.

On another note, I really like this dress I'm wearing today. It's super comfortable, it conceals the gut and it makes my boobs look huge. What else could a girl ask for?

Well, I could think of a lot things, actually.

See you tomorrow, Diary

[CrystalDoll]

Ok, So I live in Tucson and listen to the Johnjay and Rich Morning show. Johnjay and Rich have mentioned in the past they they are friends with Jeff and Jer as they've both worked in San Diego Radio in their earlier years Rich was from "Smiley and Rich"

Anyway, Today they were talking about Lindsay Lohan being in rehab and all the fun things she's been doing, and all of a sudden Johnjay says "If you've been in rehab call us, we want to know what it's really like" then Rich says "Don't we know someone that was in rehab for like 3 months?" Johnjay says "we know her through people...lost custody of her children and her husband was with her for the whole time and then divorced her"

I know for a fact he's talking about Laura!! anyway, here's a link http://www.kzzp.com/cc-common/podcast.html to their podcast page. scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and on the right hand side you'll see "Good Bad & Gossip" click the "August 22nd" Podcast. It's right at the 30min mark that they start talking about her.

That's awesome!! Thanks for providing the link!

[11ListenerNot]

Tommy's latest "banner" on the website:
Hi…it's me Tommy….COUNTDOWN TO MY BIRTHDAY BEGINS NOW! Friday August 24th is tomorrow! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE GIFTS that you got me! There is still time to shop! GO TO A MALL TODAY! I wear XXL most of the time! I like classic rock and motown
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I can't honestly believe that people are sending him gifts. Tell me this is a joke:disa:

[YoungAmerican]

HEY, FH!! If you are reading this, everyone gets the message, everything in your life is soooooo perfect right now, you love everyone and everything. Your kids are doing soooooooooooo great, you have a girlfriend that is soooooooooooooooooo wonderful, everything is just sooooooooo perfect on the showgram, you're soooooooooooo in shape and living that sooooooooo healthy lifestyle. :puke: :puke: :puke: Everyone gets the message. What? do you think that the more you say it the more you are liked. You even LOVE us haters eh? Whatever. You can fool some of the people all of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time but you can never, ever fool the people of the gotapex "J&J drama" thread! Seriously dude, you need to stop repeating yourself so much, you sound like a broken record. Oh, and by the way, I hope you do get married in Vegas this weekend and she doesn't sign any prenump, you deserve it for being such a jerk.

[Dilbert-1985]

I'm shocked that anything on the Showgram would be staged. Maybe this whole thing with Little Tommy and his girlfriend is being stage managed. And if so, they will stretch it out as long as they can. Which would mean, no way he goes to Vegas and gets married anytime soon.

And then they are getting the web cam set up at Tommy's for next month. So then Laura has to keep living at Tommy's to be on the web cam.

I wish Laura would tell us the whole truth about what happened with her and Dave. Thanks to the listener who said a DJ in Tucson was talking about them. The thing is, she could be an effective spokesman for what drugs do to your life if she would tell us that she lost her husband and marriage and kids due to her addictions. But it seems like she's moving on with life as a single girl with no regrets, and that's disturbing. And you guys are saying how she will latch onto a celebrity or wealthy guy soon, and if that happens, just confirms what type of person she is.

[krak70]

I'm shocked that anything on the Showgram would be staged. Maybe this whole thing with Little Tommy and his girlfriend is being stage managed. And if so, they will stretch it out as long as they can. Which would mean, no way he goes to Vegas and gets married anytime soon.

And then they are getting the web cam set up at Tommy's for next month. So then Laura has to keep living at Tommy's to be on the web cam.

I wish Laura would tell us the whole truth about what happened with her and Dave. Thanks to the listener who said a DJ in Tucson was talking about them. The thing is, she could be an effective spokesman for what drugs do to your life if she would tell us that she lost her husband and marriage and kids due to her addictions. But it seems like she's moving on with life as a single girl with no regrets, and that's disturbing. And you guys are saying how she will latch onto a celebrity or wealthy guy soon, and if that happens, just confirms what type of person she is.


Ok, so I'm looking around for a camera right now, because I'm sure I'm on Candid Camera, but I don't see one so it must be really small...I'll just keep looking...

[wonkatania]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/711/lauradressdl6.gif

[yourmama]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/711/lauradressdl6.gif

That is hilarious!
and I can't shake the feeling that Michelle is just a ruse for FH, and that something is really going on between LBM and FH

[Dilbert-1985]

OMG, do you think that this business with Tommy and Michelle is just to distract all of us from Laura living at Tommy's house?

There is a difference between Laura living AT Tommy's house compared to her living WITH Tommy.

[krak70]

OMG, do you think that this business with Tommy and Michelle is just to distract all of us from Laura living at Tommy's house?

There is a difference between Laura living AT Tommy's house compared to her living WITH Tommy.

...still looking for that damn camera...

[RowdyOne]

The tiny camera is being controlled by one of the invisible elves. We re all vulnerable!!!

[Dilbert-1985]

Was that for real when Jeff said he wants to take Kristen to a red neck convention for their 1st anniversary? Or are they messing with us?

[longcommute]

I don't understand how someone can convince themselves that their version of reality is true and that everyone else is to blame. This has to be criteria for some sort of mental illness.
There is. It's called narcissistic personality disorder.

Doesn't this describe Tommy to a T?
"Narcissistic personality disorder is a serious emotional disturbance characterized by a grandiose, or extremely exaggerated, sense of self-importance. Individuals with this disorder lack empathy for other people but need constant admiration from them...

Although people with narcissistic personality disorder have an exaggerated image of their own importance, they have vulnerable self-esteems and often don't like themselves. Therefore, they seek attention that confirms their grandiosity. When feedback doesn't validate their exaggerated image, they tend to lash out or withdraw.

Narcissistic personality disorder, which is less common than other personality disorders, is estimated to affect less than 1 percent of the general population. Some studies indicate that it's more common among men. The primary treatment is psychotherapy."
From www.mayoclinic.com
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652

[Dilbert-1985]

Yep, maybe Little Tommy has the personality that could be a disorder.

I wonder if people in the public eye tend to be that way. Anyone in the public eye is used to being a center of attention and people admiring them.

There was a discussion pages ago on this thread about whether Jeff and Jer and all of them are somewhat different than most people, and whether the radio business and show business in general attracts these types of personality types.

[newgal]

Seriously, Dilbert do you have some sort of head injury that doesn't allow you to process a rational thought?? I think that shoving an ice pick or a very sharp pencil in both of my eyes would be less painful than reading your posts. You are obviously illiterate as well since you post the same things that somebody else posted already, even worse you do it over and over again. PLEASE I BEG YOU - STOP IT!! In fact, please stop coming to this thread we are all done with you. Those little invisible elves are more welcome no matter how destructive they become!

[itz_me_tom]

Yep, maybe Little Tommy has the personality that could be a disorder.

I wonder if people in the public eye tend to be that way. Anyone in the public eye is used to being a center of attention and people admiring them.

There was a discussion pages ago on this thread about whether Jeff and Jer and all of them are somewhat different than most people, and whether the radio business and ......

...Screeeeeeeech!!! Enough already!!

Ok, I'm here to tell you about the brand new "Dilbert Bugs the Sh!t Out of Me, Clueless thread".

There, in true "Dilberto" style, we (or no one) can post redundant, idiotic messages that may have made sense 2 months ago, but have zero relevance here today.

We are, of course, very aware that "Dilbert" is more than likely a part of the Sh!tgram and that no one is that out of touch.

This may be a one post thread, but hey, there are plenty of other radio people blogging for stupid self-serving reasons, why not us!???

So go ahead...post away, if you want...or not. I don't care. I left one post and it helped me to stop thinking about driving a 16 penny nail into my eyeball. That's really all that matters.

http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/159228-dilbert-bugs-me-clueless-thread.html#post1201150

[longcommute]

Who am I? Where am I? It's like Dilbert has amnesia. Or just got rescued off Gilligan's Island and has no idea what the rest of society has been up to during the isolatioin.

[sameome]

Not a problem!! Here's the newest Laura Diary

Laura's Diary, August 23rd, 2007

On another note, I really like this dress I'm wearing today. It's super comfortable, it conceals the gut and it makes my boobs look huge. What else could a girl ask for?

Well, I could think of a lot things, actually.

See you tomorrow, Diary

Hey, thank again for posting the diary and whoever posted the picture of this week's outfit.
I couldn't help but noticing LBM's boobs first. Actually, that was the only thing I stared at when I saw the picture. It looked to me she already paid Dr. Bucko a visit.

[Wabbitsd]

ok, ohmygosh, I just had to ask

:stupid:

is Laura living at Tommy's house or what is going on there?

I was thinking Laura could be a spokesperson for a prescription drug company. She could comment on how vitamins are ruining her life, and making her act like a teenager again, going to movies with her bffs.

I wonder if she will start dating someone sorta famous?

[krak70]

ok, ohmygosh, I just had to ask

:stupid:

is Laura living at Tommy's house or what is going on there?

I was thinking Laura could be a spokesperson for a prescription drug company. She could comment on how vitamins are ruining her life, and making her act like a teenager again, going to movies with her bffs.

I wonder if she will start dating someone sorta famous?

Bwwwwaahhhhhh :lmfao:

[11ListenerNot]

I also love the fact that people just HATE us too. It's okay to hate us, because it's cool that you can disagree and call us and email us. We use those calls more than the nice ones. So, it's cool.
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What a bunch of BS. Everytime someone sends him nasty e-mails, he gets offensive, calls people nuckleheads, and stalks as well as call women when he can get their phone numbers

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, Tommy might think it's ok if people hate them, because they are listeners if they know who they are.

There's a saying in show business that any publicity is good publicity.

[itz_me_tom]

Ya just gotta laugh, don'tcha?:disa:

[listener13]

Just like we did with New Reader, I think Dilbert needs to go on the "ignore" list. Obviously someone from the showgram who reads our stuff but does nothing about making any changes because obviously it's US who have the problem, and not them.

Dilbert: If you are not from the showgram, you really need to get a checkup from the neck-up. Seriously - we're worried about you. You obviously had a severe blow to the head.

[Wabbitsd]

WHAT? and not get to use my sign? :stupid:

[feefifofum]

I put Dillweed on ignore a while back, but people quote him so sometimes I see the idiocy. Maybe it's Jake playing the most frustrating joke ever. I'm a special education teacher and I don't even have the tolerance to deal with it

[loriraesd]

Dilbert has got to be a shill for the showgram.... seriously, nobody can be that dense, with all the prior posters comments..... come on guys, he's getting to you and loving it..........:stupid:

[feefifofum]

...Screeeeeeeech!!! Enough already!!

Ok, I'm here to tell you about the brand new "Dilbert Bugs the Sh!t Out of Me, Clueless thread".

There, in true "Dilberto" style, we (or no one) can post redundant, idiotic messages that may have made sense 2 months ago, but have zero relevance here today.

We are, of course, very aware that "Dilbert" is more than likely a part of the Sh!tgram and that no one is that out of touch.

This may be a one post thread, but hey, there are plenty of other radio people blogging for stupid self-serving reasons, why not us!???

So go ahead...post away, if you want...or not. I don't care. I left one post and it helped me to stop thinking about driving a 16 penny nail into my eyeball. That's really all that matters.

http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/159228-dilbert-bugs-me-clueless-thread.html#post1201150
Proof on that thread that Dillweed has been yanking our chains. We've all been had!

[RowdyOne]

Thanks for the fun, Dilbert.

[iamsheens]

yah dilbert is amsuing, annoying because he is like a broken record, but amusing...

but here is a dilbert type question that i honestly wonder about.

why did star 100.7 rename themselves jack?

Star 100.7 changed names after i moved away but i have always wondered that

[becca2298]

Hey guys,

What's the website where Tommy is listed under a "Do Not Date This Guy". I tried searching the thread but couldn't find it. I was trying to remember what it said.

Poor Michelle needs to read it.

[11ListenerNot]

The one thing I thought about was: MICHELLE…….You know, it’s easy to conclude that “oh that Tommy doesn’t know her well, he just met her”….It’s easy to say, “we all know that Little Tommy, he’s just ----wooped”…….It’s easy to say, “Tommy hasn’t learned anything from his past, he’s still a ----!”……It’s easy to say that I’m just trying to get ----- or something like that, but you know what? NONE of you have met Michelle.

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Could he be talking about our little drama thread group?

HI Tommy:wavey2:

[11ListenerNot]

We walk and hike and talk and hang with our kids. I will take that type of person over a chick that drinks and wants to go to clubs and Nordies all day long.
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What are they going to do in Vegas? Take hikes and talk??


I am still getting to know her and I want her to know my kids better and I want to know her kids better too
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I guess she does have more than one child

[Dilbert-1985]

I think the site is called "dontdatehimgirl.com". Or maybe it's just "dontdatehim.com". That site shows Tommy listed and the bad behavior to another girl.


I forget but I wanted to ask -- Since Delayna (sp?) came to the Showgram to fill in for Laura, and now Laura's back, why is Delayna still there? Did Jeff and Jer ask her to stay?

Sometimes they like having 2 females on the Showgram becaue they have told jokes about cat fights sometimes?

[11ListenerNot]

From Tommy's blog today:
then I met a woman holding her baby in her arms on Cowles Mountain on July 8th. I actually saw her at Torrey on July 7th, but I never really said anything to her until the 8th. She told me why she was there and I will keep that very private and then it all took off.
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From Tommy's blog on July 8th:
Okay, this next thing happened to me at Cowles Mountain. I was coming down the mountain when I started talking with this woman that was part of our group. She had dark hair and sweats on and I just said hello. I started to just chat with her and she told me it was her first time doing Cowles and that she wanted to be here this morning to be with “positive people”……I told her, “you don’t look like you need to lose any weight” and she said back to me, “I’m not hear for my weight, I’m here because I need to stop drinking and I admire what you did for Laura”…..I told her I didn’t do anything for Laura, Laura is doing it herself and is doing awesome. She said that she didn’t have anyone she could talk to about this that would know what to do. Then, I just felt that I was suppose to talk with her more about this. Then she flat out said to me that she stopped drinking on the 4th of July and if I could take her to a meeting. I said, “do you mean a AA meeting?” and she said YES. Then I told her that Laura and I were planning on going to a meeting at 7 O’clock tonight and she was more than welcome to come along. SO, she is.

Not sure if this woman would of told me this story if I wasn’t walking by her, but I did. I’m glad I got to meet this woman and she looked like a PTA mom or a minivan mom. It reminded me of Laura’s letter that said that IF YOU THINK of an alcoholic as someone drinking from a paperbag and is homeless, YOU DO NOT get the picture, because ALCOHOLIC’S are your next door neighbor, your teacher, your coach, the woman at the bank, the pta mom, etc.
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July 9th
I hope I can say the following in a way that I’m thinking in my head right now. It’s a trip about yesterday and meeting the woman on Cowles Mountain who I never ever knew before and then at the end of the day I’m escorting her to her first AA meeting and taking her to dinner as she tells me this was one of the best days of her life and how much she appreciates what happened today. I mean, just think if I was too busy or couldn’t get out of a previous engagement, but she asked if I could take her to a meeting and I did. How does something like that happen?

[11ListenerNot]

Sounds like this might be Michelle. The only thing I question is that he said she had dark hair, but maybe he didn't really notice, or maybe she had darker hair then??

[Wabbitsd]

I'm sure she just hadn't had time to touch up her roots.

[GirlfromOR]

If that is Michelle, he did a great job picking her! A "recovering" alcoholic who isn't following AA's tradition of not getting into romantic relationships during the first year of recovery. He never talks about going to meetings anymore. It is so funny that he said that he kept her reasons for being there private but he spilled right away. His hero-worship of himself constantly causes him to betray people who are close to him to feed his own ego and it is disgusting.

On a side note, I hate Laura's $7.30 outfit this week. It looks like a sack.

[insightbyjake]

I put Dillweed on ignore a while back, but people quote him so sometimes I see the idiocy. Maybe it's Jake playing the most frustrating joke ever. I'm a special education teacher and I don't even have the tolerance to deal with it

Hey!!! Jake already got yelled at for being the "English Police" disguised as irony. Don't associate him with Dilbert!!!

P.S. Jeff keeps mentioning "Kristen" -- I thought his wife's name was Nina?

[insightbyjake]

July 9th
I hope I can say the following in a way that I’m thinking in my head right now......

Hmm...Tommy thinks "in his head..." that's weird. I wonder where I think????

Love, Dilbert

[iamsheens]

Hmm...Tommy thinks "in his head..." that's weird. I wonder where I think????

Love, Dilbert


hahahahaha.....hilarious

[RowdyOne]

Does anyone know if Delana is going to be on "Who Wants to be a Millionnaire"? I heard her talking one day this week about making it through tryouts and is one of few left in her "group", but as usual her conversation was splattered with interruptions (usually by Jeff)...

[insightbyjake]

Does anyone know if Delana is going to be on "Who Wants to be a Millionnaire"? I heard her talking one day this week about making it through tryouts and is one of few left in her "group", but as usual her conversation was splattered with interruptions (usually by Jeff)...

You misheard.

She's on "Who wants to DO a Millionaire?"

This a game show where Delana has to choose whether to ride the magic carpet of Jer -- the self-professed Dr. of Love with keen insights into how women love their hooters tweaked by a boy in junior high-- or Jeff -- the "Am-I-doing-this-right-honey-cause-I-feel-as-guilty-as-David-doing-Bathsheeba-by-making-you-moan?"

Tune in tomorrow as Delana uses a life-line to call Laura to ask, "Before you used to wear the 'hides-my-fat-gut-and-pregnant-looking-boobs' dress, what would you wear before sex?"

(The producers judiciously opted to delete Laura's response of: "I wear white. White wine in the mouth and white powder in the nose -- you know what, it, like, totally works for me..")

[surfing_texan]

Last night, my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to program every radio button in my vehicle to 94.1 for me to discover this morning, so as I was reprogramming everything I heard bits and pieces of the show. Collectively, I would say I didn't hear more than 5 minutes of it, but it sounded exactly like what I heard the last time I listened weeks ago. I know they do the same tired sh*t over and over, but I vaguely remember thinking that the wording Jer used at one point was odd...which is what I thought again this morning.

I also heard tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber going on and on about Cox Communications during one of the (frequent) commercial breaks. I highly recommend Dish Network.

[LisaP]

P.S. Jeff keeps mentioning "Kristen" -- I thought his wife's name was Nina?

:lmfao:


Hmm...Tommy thinks "in his head..."

Obviously it's his LH [little head] and not his FH.

[listener13]

Hey!!! Jake already got yelled at for being the "English Police" disguised as irony. Don't associate him with Dilbert!!!

P.S. Jeff keeps mentioning "Kristen" -- I thought his wife's name was Nina?

Partially true - one of his wives was Nina. It's hard to keep track of them all, so I've made myself a laminated wallet card. Here's the lineup:

1. Carol Detrow
2. Nina LeFredo Detrow
3. Krusten Hillbilly Detrow
4. Suri Cruise Detrow
5. Yet-to-be-born Embryo Detrow
6. Richard Simmons

[listener13]

Last night, my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to program every radio button in my vehicle to 94.1 for me to discover this morning.

This just mean - I'd divorce him. But wait until after Tommy is married to Michelle and then divorced - he'll be shilling for what will probably be an AWESOME divorce lawyer. The wait won't be long - six months tops.....or, you can use one of the many divorce lawyers that Jeff has used. They may make you hold hands and pray before the actual divorce proceedings....

[insightbyjake]

:hehehmm: :drums: :drums:
Last night, my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to program every radio button in my vehicle to 94.1 for me to discover this morning

If you want to leave your husband, I have a pair of high-heels and a wonder-bra I could loan you for a "Ricardo Montalban" night of love. Pam is at a La Jolla, "art-show-for-pretentious-pricks" display and I am ready to play "motor-boat" with your love pillows......Jer...

[Trixie]

Well, I can't avoid the fact that the Smurf :gle: is having a birthday.

I just got back from shopping for FH's gift. :spock:

First stop: Party City, but they don't have the Smurf Costumes yet. :sad:

Second stop: King Stahlman Bail Bonds, but they were fresh out of XXL t-shirts. :(

Next stop: The Golden Spoon, I wanted to get a gift certificate for some yogurt, but they told me they just helped a charity case. Some Big Deal came in with a couple of kids and didn't have any cash or a debit card with her, so they used up the last of their gift cards. :bawl:

I'm out of ideas for FH. What Would Jeff Do? What Would Jer Do? WWJD?

[Wabbitsd]

"P.S. Jeff keeps mentioning "Kristen" -- I thought his wife's name was Nina?"

I know it's been commended before, but ohmygosh, I laughed outloud at that one!!! Thanks, Jake!

and you know, FatheadXXL flatters himself to think that people "hate" him. honestly, he's just so much material to mock.

[SDReadhead]

Partially true - one of his wives was Nina. It's hard to keep track of them all, so I've made myself a laminated wallet card. Here's the lineup:

1. Carol Detrow
2. Nina LeFredo Detrow
3. Krusten Hillbilly Detrow
4. Suri Cruise Detrow
5. Yet-to-be-born Embryo Detrow
6. Richard Simmons

hilarious! But wait ... if Richard Simmons marries Jeff, who gets to be the man in the family? Would that make them both lesbians? I'm confuzzled.

[SDReadhead]

:fro: :drums: :guitar: :sing: :bandit:

The band just wanted to check in and say hello. They have been busy practicing for Fat Tummy and Michelle's Vegas wedding gig.

[11ListenerNot]

Last night, my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to program every radio button in my vehicle to 94.1 for me to discover this morning, so as I was reprogramming everything I heard bits and pieces of the show.
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Cruel thing to do to you texan, I would have cut him off for a month

[Himmie]

Seriously, Dilbert do you have some sort of head injury that doesn't allow you to process a rational thought?? I think that shoving an ice pick or a very sharp pencil in both of my eyes would be less painful than reading your posts. You are obviously illiterate as well since you post the same things that somebody else posted already, even worse you do it over and over again. PLEASE I BEG YOU - STOP IT!! In fact, please stop coming to this thread we are all done with you. Those little invisible elves are more welcome no matter how destructive they become!

Still laughing out loud! Too funny!

[iamsheens]

Well, I can't avoid the fact that the Smurf :gle: is having a birthday.

I just got back from shopping for FH's gift. :spock:

First stop: Party City, but they don't have the Smurf Costumes yet. :sad:

Second stop: King Stahlman Bail Bonds, but they were fresh out of XXL t-shirts. :(

Next stop: The Golden Spoon, I wanted to get a gift certificate for some yogurt, but they told me they just helped a charity case. Some Big Deal came in with a couple of kids and didn't have any cash or a debit card with her, so they used up the last of their gift cards. :bawl:

I'm out of ideas for FH. What Would Jeff Do? What Would Jer Do? WWJD?

haha i laughed out loud at work to those, people must think im crazy....I wish I knew some good bday ideas for fh...maybe Im kind of big deal shirt....too bad he wasnt skinnier i'd give him my boyfreinds shirt...so stupid, why anyone needs to point out they are kinda a big deal is beyond me

[MomCat]

Someone just emailed me at work and said that Tommy proposed to Michele on the phone and she said yes.

[wanky]

Yikes!!! TOmmy just proposed to Michelle on air. He really does think with his you know what!!!! The showgram cast says this was all unplanned. Even FH didn't know he was going to propose today. Jeff played "Ribbon in the Sky" in the background and claims it was all a coincidence that Stevie WOnder sang this song at the concert they attended last night and Michelle cried. HMMMM.....I don't know about all this. Is this a big joke?

[wonkatania]

So, FH just proposed to Michelle on the air. Of course she said yes, because its always a good idea to marry someone you have only known for a month and has a history of domestic violence. Also, it's going to be interesting to see what they will do about Laura. She definitely will get kicked out of his room.

I must say, I feel violated having heard this BS this morning not unlike being jailed with a sweaty, horny, 350 pound sex offender who has not seen or talked to someone in a year.

[wonkatania]

Not staged nor planned my ass. Michelle's Grandma called the showgram. Michelle said that she told her to listen because of Tommy's B-Day. BS. Michelle was in on the whole thing.

Why do they want to fool their listeners into believing that this whole thing was not a setup. Why not come clean and say, Tommy fell in love with Michelle's hooha and planned this whole thing this morning so that they can marry this weekend in Vegas?

It pisses me off when people assume you are stupid.

[Layla]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[11ListenerNot]

Ok, so they bring the hiking group into the studio, had the cake ready, had the letters ready, the background music ready, and oh, wow, he proposes. What a surprise

That's it. That station is off my list, off my programmed dials, i'm going to rely on this thread for my info.

I have never heard a bigger bunch of BS staged crapped in my life. Like the previous poster wrote, I give this marriage 6 months. Has she even met his kids? Remember the BS about wanting to make sure that Michelle and his kids get to know each other? It's obvious to me he's thinking through his d**k again.
They've known each other all of 7 weeks.

Wheew, glad I got that off my back. It was too early in the morning to have to endure that crap

[Alpinemaps]

I'm glad I'm done with this how. After playing around for weeks, with taking it off a preset, and putting it back on, I removed it for good.

Now visiting the website, nothing.

We're getting played (Dilbert), and they love it. Let the big deals think they are big deals.

My wife was at her cousin's house yesterday. Her cousin is a *huge* fan. Her cousin is also in their demo - soccer mom-type, in her late 30s, stay-at-home Mom, husband who makes six figures and is never home (he wanted a trophy wife, and that's definitely what she is). She was a party person back in the day, and still parties every once in a while.

She was going on and on to my wife yesterday about how good Jeff & Jer is, how original they are, how funny they are, how proud she is of Laura, etc.

We just don't get it. And she doesn't get it. It just is what it is.

[boris85]

I am covered in my own vomit. Does anyone want my omlette? Tommy is an idiot, and Michelle is apparently one too for getting her self involved with such a psycho - after just a month. Totally staged, as mentioned. And Jeff and Jer are hypocrites- yesterday they told Tommy is was too soon, and today they are all for it! "Here's the ring Michelle - it used to be Car Wash Girl's, and then it was Sharla's (or whatever her name was), and now it's your's!" Laura's big response: "Now I'll have to move out!" Selfish as always. :fro:

[listener13]

Ok, so they bring the hiking group into the studio, had the cake ready, had the letters ready, the background music ready, and oh, wow, he proposes. What a surprise

That's it. That station is off my list, off my programmed dials, i'm going to rely on this thread for my info.

I have never heard a bigger bunch of BS staged crapped in my life. Like the previous poster wrote, I give this marriage 6 months. Has she even met his kids? Remember the BS about wanting to make sure that Michelle and his kids get to know each other? It's obvious to me he's thinking through his d**k again.
They've known each other all of 7 weeks.

Wheew, glad I got that off my back. It was too early in the morning to have to endure that crap

Ok - back to my original timeline - married by Thanksgiving, SOT (Spawn of Tommy) by April, restraining orders filed by May.

I was listening to her talk on my way in - didn't hear the proposal, but just the sound of her voice made me puke on my passenger seat (good thing no one was sitting there). NOW I've gotta find something to get the puke out of my leather seat. Don't know what I would have done if I heard the proposal - glad my commute is short. She sounded like she was 12 years old - he's totally dipping into Jeff's teen-bride pool here.

I think he's trying to get married before Danelle does - he eluded to that in one of his blogs.

And if she is a "celebrity Hanger-oner" - then good luck to him (and her) - think Bonnie Lee Bakkley.....don't eat at Italian Restaurants with Tommy, Michelle!

[oops]

Laura's gotta be sweating......she can't be spending too much longer in the master suite! Time to ship out and grow up!

This is going to be great for all their kids.....known each other a month and now they're a "family"? Is he getting a prenup done in Vegas? Didn't he just finish paying off Dannell? Sad; disaster in the making. Hope the kids are sheltered as much as possible.

[wonkatania]

They have made me puke so much this morning I am now dry-heaving:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7193/grosssmileykm2.gif

[wanky]

Laura's gotta be sweating......she can't be spending too much longer in the master suite! Time to ship out and grow up!

This is going to be great for all their kids.....known each other a month and now they're a "family"? Is he getting a prenup done in Vegas? Didn't he just finish paying off Dannell? Sad; disaster in the making. Hope the kids are sheltered as much as possible.

Tommy, like Laura, has definitely earned "dad of the year." He didn't even allow time for his kids to adjust to all these changes in their lives. I hope for their sake, they stay with Danelle all the time, from now on, since she seems to be the stable one. I feel sorry for them.

[yourmama]

listened yesterday morning when FH was complaining about Laura eating his power bar, Laura tried to defend herself and said that she ate it "like 3 days ago". but this is what she wrote in her diary
But, I made a bad mistake yesterday. I ate Tommy's Power Bar.
both FH and Laura cannot keep their lies straight.

[Wabbitsd]

Wonk, that's the worst graphic ever....


what a collection of fools and egos. I can't believe they pulled this idiot move. I think they are trying to close the show off.

I loved hearing Jeff run through what Fathead has been through---climbing the mountain, doing the walks, he tried to list what Tommy had gained or had in mind for these things...I thought it absolutely hilarious they never once mentioned the goal was to prepare for the 3 day walk. What creeps. the whole gang of them.

I guess the organizers of the 3 day didn't agree to let the collection of "San Diego Big Deals" take over the cause, and that's why they all pulled out. sick and sad at the same time.

[yourmama]

don't want to pull a Dilbert, but need to ask:
what is the deal with Michelle being divorced with an 8 month old?
FH getting engaged, did not break it to his own kids? involve them?
and he never mentions any of Michelle's kids?

[Dilbert-1985]

My goodness, Tommy is engaged! We heard it all this morning! Boy, this sure is a lot to take in, between Little Tommy getting engaged and going to Vegas, and Jeff is taking Kristen to the red neck festival for their first anniversery. Boy, lots happening on the Jeff and Jer showgram. Man, we need to keep our radio tuned to 94.1 and see what happens next!

[RowdyOne]

My goodness, Tommy is engaged! We heard it all this morning! Boy, this sure is a lot to take in, between Little Tommy getting engaged and going to Vegas, and Jeff is taking Kristen to the red neck festival for their first anniversery. Boy, lots happening on the Jeff and Jer showgram. Man, we need to keep our radio tuned to 94.1 and see what happens next! You've been outed, Dilbert - thanks for the fun ride!

[Smitty]

So if Michele's grandmother is 75 and Tommy's mom is a good 10 - 15 years OLDER than that, how old is Michele? Looks like the showgram is continuing to pair up with significant others 15 years or more their junior. Jeff is at least 15 years older than Kristin. Randy is at least 16 years older than Debbie who is barely in her mid 20's and now it looks like Michele could be early 30's to possibly late 20's?

What's the deal with Tommy meeting and proposing to someone in less time than it took for Debbie and Randy to just decide on a photographer for their wedding or Dave filing for divorce from Laura and them having their very first court date? 7 weeks is nothing. It will be fun to see how this plays out. I bet Tommy will be paying through the nose on this one in a few years just like Ted Leitner. Why does Tommy feel the need to propose to anyone who is pretty, skinny and 20 years younger than him? Is he that insecure?

This was clearly all staged. Don't believe what you hear. Nothing is spontaneous on this radio show anymore except for the callers who unexpectedly curse on the air. But that's of course what the 7 second delay is for.

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, Jeff said that nobody was expecting the proposal from Little Tommy this morning. And like he said, maybe it was meant to be because he played that Stevie Wonder song that she likes. And it all just happened, without anybody really planning it.

Do we know if Tommy is getting married in Vegas? Or are they just going there just for fun?

[Layla]

Well, Jeff said that nobody was expecting the proposal from Little Tommy this morning. And like he said, maybe it was meant to be because he played that Stevie Wonder song that she likes. And it all just happened, without anybody really planning it.

Do we know if Tommy is getting married in Vegas? Or are they just going there just for fun?

Shut up Pacey.

[BecInCA]

:gle:

WTF? So I'm channel surfing this morning and happen to just catch the Showgram and hear Tommy talking without using "the box" (always a bad sign that he's about to say something really stupid). Then he starts to propose to Michelle.

Three things immediately crossed my mind:

1. This whole thing was probably staged, as usual, for the show.
2. If this was not staged, then why, oh why, are these people compelled to share their personal issues (read: bad choices) on the air for people to either nauseatingly support or for people to offer their criticism (which, of course, will never be heard on the air)? If you share your personal stories on the air, be ready for the public's opinion of your decisions because you are just asking for it. BTW, I'm sure we will be hearing the whole segment over and over again all day and all weekend. Oh boy - NOT!
3. I could hardly wait to get to my computer at work this morning to see what all of you had to say.

LTBM and LSBM! Have a great weekend and thanks to all of you for contnuing to be a guilty pleasure for me each day.

[iamapes]

Hey guys, I'm new here. I check out the site pretty regularly but never registered until today. I heard the proposal and when I got into work there had only been one message on here posted about it so I signed up but now everyone already knows whats going on. Anyway...I figured I'd post anyway. And HI guys..

This is crazy. When FH was propsing it came to my attention that the person he was asking to marry him he had met on JULY 7. Are you kidding me? That's 49 days!! And of course she said yes. Emotions were running high this morning with FH blowing out candles for the first time and all. What an inspiring morning! It made me want to come in to the office and hug all my coworkers.

But help me out. Sometimes I miss stuff....

FH says how is finally ready to move on from being divorced or whatever it is he claims in that blog of his. Why did he ever say that crap? He's been engaged apparently more than once and obviously has been dating so what's that all about?

And since he obviously feels that getting married is all about him (by forgetting to involve his kids and her kids today, etc.) will it really come as a surprise if they tie the knot this weekend?

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, Tommy has lotsa experience with girls so maybe he now knows that he feels love like he didn't before. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince, as girls know. Tommy's been through this kind of thing before, and he knows that things are different with Michelle.

Hopefully Little Tommy will see an attorney to take care of the business end. Not necessarily a pre-nup, but just to be able to legally take care of Eddie and Vanessa and meet his legal obligations towards Danelle too. And for him to know his legal obligations towards Michelle and child when they tie the actual knot.

[11ListenerNot]

I suggest that we ALL oust Dilbert, then when Pacey or Tommy or whoever writes in, there will be no response because no one has read his stupid s**t

He is as staged as the showgram

[wonkatania]

Well, Jeff said that nobody was expecting the proposal from Little Tommy this morning. And like he said, maybe it was meant to be....


Are you kidding me? What are you a J&J spy? Or are you really this stupid?

I know everyone here has been giving you a hard time and I have restrained myself from doing so. But, c'mon man.

If you really do fall for their BS you need to take yourself out.

Might I suggest the Electric Ducky. It's fun and effective. You can always play Sesame Street's Erny's "Little Ducky" in the background.

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2007/electric-duck.jpg

[11ListenerNot]

Oh, goody goody....just what we've been waiting for all morning!!
The pictures on the j and j website of the surprise for Tommy and video of the proposel!!

Get your barf bags out everyone:puke:

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, it certainly has been an exciting and very dramatic morning on the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Little Tommy is going to find true happiness. And how inspiring that all his walker girl friends were there to say Happy Birthday to our own Little Tommy.

Poor Laura has to find a new place to live. Tommy and Michelle will want the master bedroom. But Laura needs to get on her own 2 feet. So this could be a blessing in disguise for Laura.

This is the great thing about Jeff and Jer. They are an ensemble Showgram, with different personalities so that everybody can identify with somebody on the Showgram.

[11ListenerNot]

Two observations:

1. Michelle has that "horsey look" like Laura
2. Tommy's cake looks like someone puked on it

[loriraesd]

Does anyone else think that Michelle and Laura look just a little bit alike? Roots and all........

[BecInCA]

Does anyone else think that Michelle and Laura look just a little bit alike? Roots and all........


Yes, I was thinking exactly the same thing!

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/gallery/thumb.php?src=/export/home//cc-common/mlib/3372/08/3372_11879719483.jpg&wmax=446&hmax=410&quality=90

[Murriecula]

I have not read the "most read blog" in the world for weeks now - not since he said he could see the IP addresses. I don't want to contribute to that ridiculously FAT HEAD he has. And now I will block Dilbert.

These guys REALLY BUG ME. REALLY REALLY REALLY. I could go on and discuss LTS ego and everything, but it makes me want to PUKE (sorry for the caps) just thinking about him. But I will say I am sure him and Michelle deserve each other and will make each others lives special and also I am sure torture each other to our satisfaction. He will get what he deserves and she will get what she deserves.

I am now blocking DILBERT the idiot.

Okay- rant over. Please continue - I love hearing all of your comments. So Entertaining.

[loriraesd]

Well, it certainly has been an exciting and very dramatic morning on the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Little Tommy is going to find true happiness. And how inspiring that all his walker girl friends were there to say Happy Birthday to our own Little Tommy.

Poor Laura has to find a new place to live. Tommy and Michelle will want the master bedroom. But Laura needs to get on her own 2 feet. So this could be a blessing in disguise for Laura.

This is the great thing about Jeff and Jer. They are an ensemble Showgram, with different personalities so that everybody can identify with somebody on the Showgram.

How very enlightening and insightful, Dilbert... I must excuse myself to ponder these deep thoughts :stupid:

[listener13]

Actually, Laura wishes she was that pretty. In some of the shots, Michelle looks mad - but then she looks happy - love to see the shots next year around this time when they're splitting up their stupid crap that they'll buy in Vegas.

And Dilbert - you are DEAD to us. Go away - bye-bye - have fun in Vegas.

[BecInCA]

Laura's Diary for 8/24/07:

Dear Diary,

Holy cow, what a morning! It started with a birthday cake and ended with an engagement! Michelle and I planned a little in-studio surprise for Tommy's birthday. We had a cake, a bunch of listeners who each wrote Tommy a letter and presents. In the heat of the moment, Tommy asks Michelle to marry him. What a cool thing to witness. It renews my belief that love is real and very precious. I really like Michelle. She honestly LOVES Tommy, loves him. I was a little wary of her at the beginning just because I was looking out for Tommy, kinda like a sister would. I didn't want him to be taken advantage of. I really spent a lot of time checking her out and analyzing her. It's a chick thing, I guess. Well, I couldn't find a single flaw. She's is great. And, she's proven her love for him time and again. I am so happy for my roomie. It was really fun being part of someone's "moment."

I am a bit screwed in the living arrangement department now, though. I know how Tommy is. He will insist that I'm not a burden, that I'm family and so on. I just will not be comfortable sleeping in Tommy's plush bedroom suite while Tommy, and sometimes Michelle, are downstairs on the couch! This is good, though. Now I have a time frame. I'm going to look in Hillcrest and Mission Valley so I'll be close to Evie and Charlie's schools. I was just warming up the house for Michelle!

Yesterday, poor Chip broke his arm at Skateboard Camp. It was bad, too. He broke it in two places. If there's ever a kid meant to break and arm, it's Chip. That kid is fearless. I love his spirit, but he makes me so nervous sometimes! I bet Larry and Jerry were freaking out yesterday in the emergency room. I know I would have been.

This weekend, Charlie, Evie and I are going to do something we've been wanting to do for a long time: we're going to spend the night in a hotel! We're doing that on Saturday. Tonight, Charlie and I are going to do something we love to do on Friday nights: we're doing the "zero one," baby. That means we’re going to order a "scary" movie OnDemand!

One more thing….

I was in the bathroom across the hall from our studio yesterday when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.
It was a penny. It looked like someone slipped it under the door, but I don't think that's what happened. I think it was just a little sign from my Dad. You know the saying "pennies from heaven"….well, I choose to believe that's what it was.

Thanks, Dad! I'm thinkin' about you, too! Hi!

See you on Monday, Diary.

[Cherubiel]

It's been a while since I've been active on here although some of you may remember me. I'm friends with the jilted ex-boyfriend of Christie (aka carwash girl). I check in from time to time whenever something interesting is going on with the showgram, like when Jeff was divorcing and Laura was "away." I was the one who posted on dontdatehimgirl.com, which I found through this site, same as you Little Toady (You know what I'm talking about).

Anyway, I'm feeling the need to comment. On the video, did anyone notice Michelle's body langauge? It all seemed very closed off, with her arms crossed at one point. And if she were really wanting to marry him, she would have said yes right away. It was like Toady felt the need to fill in the uncomfortable silence with the bit about growing old with him. It reminds me of the engagement with Christie. She just wasn't that into him and made the horrible mistake of getting caught up. Unfortunately Toady has the money and power to make extraordinary things happen in the ordinary lives of these naive women.

And is Michelle taller than him? I couldn't tell but it seems like it. I give it 6 months when his true colors come to light and some pretty young(er) thing goes strutting her tight(er) butt and firm(er) boobies past him. He's a compulsive cheater and unless he gets some sort of professional help, that relationship is doomed. Is cheating like pedophelia where the chances of recidivism is slim to none?

I enjoy the Tommy bashing here. And just know that he really does visit here. Keep up the good work guys. We have to get the word out about this little maggot.

[feefifofum]

My mommy used to tell me to ignore the boys when they pulled my pigtails and they would stop. It worked. Seriously, let's not give Dillweed an ounce of our attention or responses.

[listener13]

Laura's Diary for 8/24/07:


I was in the bathroom across the hall from our studio yesterday when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.
It was a penny. It looked like someone slipped it under the door, but I don't think that's what happened. I think it was just a little sign from my Dad. You know the saying "pennies from heaven"….well, I choose to believe that's what it was.


Okay, ladies - what's the FIRST THING you think of when seeing a penny on the FLOOR in a public restroom? I'm thinking it's not to PICK IT UP! She's a goober-palooza. She'll probably give that penny to some poor, unsuspecting yogurt jockey, and that's how plagues begin.

Oh wait a minute - she's a big deal - she doesn't pay for things. Nevermind.

[BecInCA]

Who's Dilbert???

[11ListenerNot]

I am a bit screwed in the living arrangement department now, though. I know how Tommy is. He will insist that I'm not a burden, that I'm family and so on. I just will not be comfortable sleeping in Tommy's plush bedroom suite while Tommy, and sometimes Michelle, are downstairs on the couch! This is good, though. Now I have a time frame. I'm going to look in Hillcrest and Mission Valley so I'll be close to Evie and Charlie's schools. I was just warming up the house for Michelle!
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Laura, do you think you have the right to continue to sleep in his bedroom now that this whole new screwed up arrangement has come up? Give me a break..

I loved the last sentence. I bet you warmed up the house (umm bed) for Michelle honey!!

[feefifofum]

On the video, did anyone notice Michelle's body langauge? It all seemed very closed off, with her arms crossed at one point. And if she were really wanting to marry him, she would have said yes right away. It was like Toady felt the need to fill in the uncomfortable silence with the bit about growing old with him.
Yeah, nothing says "no pressure" like an on-air proposal!

[Dilbert-1985]

OMG --- do you guys think that Michelle doesn't have her eyes wide open about Tommy? Do you think she is taken in by his celebrity status? Do you think she doesn't know the real Tommy? The test of time is important in a relationship, so hopefully this will last as time goes on.

[listener13]

In case you've all forgotten - putting Dildo on ignore is easy - click on its lame name, do "view public profile" and choose "ignore".

[Cherubiel]

Okay, it's not just pedophelia that have a low recidivism but any kind of sexual offenses, which I think would include cheating. That's too bad for Michelle:disa:

[listener13]

Okay, it's not just pedophelia that have a low recidivism but any kind of sexual offenses, which I think would include cheating. That's too bad for Michelle:disa:

There is such a thing as serial cheaters - my ex was one of those. Went to therapy for it - there's even a serial cheater bootcamp, that he never attended......because, first step - you have to admit that you have a problem. So, it will happen again, it's inevitable.

Michelle - remember Bonnie Lee Bakkley.......don't order the veal scallopine

[loriraesd]

Amused....are you lurking out there? We would LOVE to get your take on today's events....:gle:

[Cherubiel]

I also think that a year from now when Michelle hears "Ribbon in the Sky," her skin will crawl and she'll suddenly feel the need to take a shower.

[Layla]

OMG --- do you guys think that Michelle doesn't have her eyes wide open about Tommy? Do you think she is taken in by his celebrity status? Do you think she doesn't know the real Tommy? The test of time is important in a relationship, so hopefully this will last as time goes on.
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[Cherubiel]

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LOL!! okay, that's just not right.

[Dilbert-1985]

Did Randy ever get engaged to Debbie?



Everybody jokes around, but they have a job to do on the Showgram and they have to pull everybody together and make it happen. We listeners can't ever know how much is planned in advance or how much just happens, like with Tommy and Michelle.
But these are people's lives they are dealing with, so to think that they staged people getting engaged is really out there.

[Himmie]

Did Randy ever get engaged to Debbie?



Everybody jokes around, but they have a job to do on the Showgram and they have to pull everybody together and make it happen. We listeners can't ever know how much is planned in advance or how much just happens, like with Tommy and Michelle.
But these are people's lives they are dealing with, so to think that they staged people getting engaged is really out there.
Dilbert, they are in the entertainment BUSINESS! They would kill one of their own if it meant higher ratings and more bucks in their pockets!

[Smitty]

Anyone curious to know if Tommy pawns off that $25,000 engagement ring on Michele that he bought for Christie and then used it to propose to a 2nd lady who turned him down? How long ago was it when Tommy was ping-ponging off getting engaged to two different people within a few weeks of one another? This is Tommy's 3rd engagement since Donnell.

[Cherubiel]

I don't think Dilbert is someone from the showgram. I think it's a troll who's getting off (probably literally too) on any attention being paid to him/her. Who knows how many accounts trollie has on different types of forums just to get the attention he's lacking in his pathetic personal life. He probably doesn't even know who everyone's talking about when he posts. He seems to repeat what someone else posts. I think when people stop responding, he'll go back where he came from...:abduct:

Just my personal take.

[loriraesd]

Wonder with the New Brady Bunch, what's going to happen with the webcam's anticipated launch in September?

[boris85]

Two observations:

1. Michelle has that "horsey look" like Laura
2. Tommy's cake looks like someone puked on it

My thoughts exactly. She's Laura's twin from the stables. Twisted baby!

[boris85]

OMG --- do you guys think that Michelle doesn't have her eyes wide open about Tommy? Do you think she is taken in by his celebrity status? Do you think she doesn't know the real Tommy? The test of time is important in a relationship, so hopefully this will last as time goes on.

She's single (I bet there's a story there!) and has three kids - one of whom is a toddler. When I used to see her on my commuter bus, from the beginning of her pregnancy until after it - she never wore a ring. She drives a nice, white Expedition.... I think she wants and is into money (you get that vide from her) and needs a daddy for her kids.

[loriraesd]

Boris, I don't think her youngest is even walking yet....

[Amused]

WOW! Well I just returned from Eddie & Vanessa's school's where I had to pull them out of class for a minute to announce the news to them. He had visitation with them on Wednesday and told them for the first time that Michelle was his girlfriend. Given that, Vanessa joked about him eloping on Thursday. Today was not so funny. She cried and Eddie was dismayed. I thought it was my job to advise them before a staff member at the school or a parent after school decided to tell them to "congratulate" the super genious Dad of the year. I only wish he had the decency to tell his own children, but as usual I'm left to clean up his dirty laundry.

I simply told them there are plenty of people in the world who make rash decisions only to regret them later. There is a right way and a wrong way to get married. First you date and get to know each other, then you do things with the kids and families and friends and then you date some more and then you consider a long engagement. I think it flipped him out when he met Pete in June. He went off the deep end.

Thank you to the posters who emailed me privately for the update. You see... I need other ears because I learn everything second hand. Also, thank you to the poster who advised me of the bail bond commercial. It like everything else was inappropriate and has been pulled.

I know I said I wouldn't post here and I appreciate those of you who are concerned for the well being of my children. Your emails and knowledge have/are helping me to protect them from emotional injury.

I'm not posting this to harm Tommy in any way. I believe he loves his kids in his own way. Whatever that may be. He is obsessive compulsive and doesn't think things through. So rash decisions are the norm for him.

Sincerely,
Dannell

[loriraesd]

Dannell..... you need to know that you are a wonderful mother, and I think I speak for everyone here that we wish you and your children only the best.....

You are class all the way......

[Dilbert-1985]

Dannell, thanks for the update and dealing with the kids and Tommy. Yep, it sure sounds to a lot of us that Tommy is being impulsive. Marriage is very serious business and he's only known this girl less than two months. Sorry you and the kids have to deal with the fall out from him in this case.

It just sounds so sudden and risky that he is jumping into something with this girl, and probably neither one is really ready or has thought it all through.

[FormerSanDiegan]

Dannell..... you need to know that you are a wonderful mother, and I think I speak for everyone here that we wish you and your children only the best.....

You are class all the way......

Absolutely agree. I wish you tons of luck, Dannell!!! I can't even imagine how frustrating this must be and how it must hurt to see your kids be subjected to this nonsense. Hang in there.

[Cherubiel]

I remember seeing you years back when you used to sell scrapbook supplies at the Koby's Swap Meet. You were talking with some women who were interested in your supplies and Toady was in the back on the phone kind of whispering. That said volumes to me about him.

I'm so glad the kids have at least one grounded parent. I'm sure it's gonna be a hard time for them but it's good to see you'll help them through all that chaos. Unfortunately as they get older, the memories they'll have of their father are gonna be as a skirt-chaser who makes impulsive stupid ill-thought-out decisions with regards to pretty women, the same father who took forever to decide to get a DVR or Tivo (whichever it was Laura mentioned in her diary). Pretty soon his every-couple-of-years proposals will be met with rolled eyes when they hear it from someone other than him. Good look to you and the kids, Dannell. You're a special lady.

[MeowKat]

Dannell, you are a great mom because you have you kids best interest at heart. That's all that matters. Stay strong.

[Amused]

Here's a number she might need. LOL

Western Investigations
5694 Mission Center Rd. Suite 443
San Diego, CA. 92108
(800) 656-6975 PH

Patrick Schneeman: Private Investigator

I highly recommend him!

Dannell

[itz_me_tom]

Dannell, thanks for the update and dealing with the kids and Tommy. Yep, it sure sounds to a lot of us that Tommy is being impulsive. Marriage is very serious business and he's only known this girl less than two months. Sorry you and the kids have to deal with the fall out from him in this case.

It just sounds so sudden and risky that he is jumping into something with this girl, and probably neither one is really ready or has thought it all through.

Ok, time-out for a minute.

Dilbert, IMO, your redundant takes are beyond annoying and it's real obvious that you're a shill for the show and/or just yankin' us for your own amusement. With that said, I truly get the impression that Dannell is a good mom to her kids and a kind person over all, so I appreciate you treating her with dignity and respect - rather than making light of her obvious concern.

Thanks.

[listener13]

Dannell: It's sad when those people can't separate radio "stunts" from reality.....clearly Tommy is thinking more about ratings than his own children. But yet he blogs us all Ad Nauseaum about how he's this great dad, and he's doing the right thing, and he's really healthy, and he puts his kids first, yada yada - you've heard it all - in his MIND he's all of those things, but obviously, he's NOT.

One of these days, these people are going to have to learn how to separate stunts from reality.....especially when it starts hurting their families.

I don't know Vanessa, Eddie (or you for that matter), but I do hope that the kids are going to be okay with their father's rash decisions. I do think a lot of this has to do with the fact that you have moved on and you're in a good place - and I'm not sure if you have remarried, but he may have been trying to beat you to the alter for some immature reason.

Hope you all have a good weekend.........

[loriraesd]

So sad that Eddie and Vanessa are soon to have a new stepmom they hardly know........way to go, FH...

[krak70]

In case you've all forgotten - putting Dildo on ignore is easy - click on its lame name, do "view public profile" and choose "ignore".

I didn't know how to do it, so thanks...he's officially ignored :)

[wonkatania]

This is what should have happened this morning:

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[Carol]

I think my fav. part of the video is pacey (I assume) in the background. You know who doesn't look SHOCKED? PACEY. Why, infact he seems very laid back, and relaxed about what is happening infront of him.

HMMMMMMM

[boris85]

From the Hog's Blog:
She told me why she was there and I will keep that very private and then it all took off. We walk and hike and talk and hang with our kids. I will take that type of person over a chick that drinks and wants to go to clubs and Nordies all day long.


You mean someone like Laura? It bugs me that he continues to make comments about drinking and how it's bad. There is a difference between having a drink beer or two or three:) and abusing alcohol on a consistent basis. It's obvious that Michelle is a horrific drunk and he's over-compensating to get her to like him. Never mind the flask shoved down his pants...

Don't you just love Tommy's passive aggressive little comments in his blog aimed at former girlfriend??

[longcommute]

Maybe Tommy's blogs will stop now! And I doubt that the webcam will happen.

[Cgood]

sooooooo - did anyone notice what a big deal they made about "their" special song playing in the backround? If you watch the video, you'll notice that there was no music...it was only on their headphones and on the air for listeners. Michelle didn't hear it at all!! Good Grief...what a load of barf.

I've always sort of felt bad for Eddie....ever since Tommy posted that picture of him from his cell phone of him (Eddie)holding up a fifth of Jack Daniels.

Great dad indeed.

[Carol]

I think the webcam will happen.

Look, they need some drama after this. At first it was Laura, and rehab. That passed. Then it was tommy and laura living together, that to passed. Now its Tommy with his new lady. It can not just end with that. There must be another source of drama to pull people in. There needs to be a story.

[Halinn]

This man is a preditor... I went to the walk in which he met her....he was checking out all of the girls...basically it was all women/girls except for my husband and I. I got such an awful feeling about him, he is short, fat and ugly. I never attended a walk again. That girl would not have given him the time of day if he was not "Tommy/Smurf". Even my 11 year old daughter thought he was creepy:dead: What an insensitive creep to ask a woman to marry him without seeing how his children and hers feel about it!!! Well the joke is on him now....he has 5 kids to take care of, plus Lauras 2 and how many exs do they have between them....he probably won't have time to blog. I feel for all of the children he will and already has hurt:gle:

[boris85]

sooooooo - did anyone notice what a big deal they made about "their" special song playing in the backround? If you watch the video, you'll notice that there was no music...it was only on their headphones and on the air for listeners. Michelle didn't hear it at all!! Good Grief...what a load of barf.

I've always sort of felt bad for Eddie....ever since Tommy posted that picture of him from his cell phone of him (Eddie)holding up a fifth of Jack Daniels.

Great dad indeed.

And now Tommy is signing him up to play Sanjia in the new movie: "Sanjia, American Idol Star, Transvestite, or Jungle Book Character."

[boris85]

This man is a preditor... I went to the walk in which he met her....he was checking out all of the girls...basically it was all women/girls except for my husband and I. I got such an awful feeling about him, he is short, fat and ugly. I never attended a walk again. That girl would not have given him the time of day if he was not "Tommy/Smurf". Even my 11 year old daughter thought he was creepy:dead: What an insensitive creep to ask a woman to marry him without seeing how his children and hers feel about it!!! Well the joke is on him now....he has 5 kids to take care of, plus Lauras 2 and how many exs do they have between them....he probably won't have time to blog. I feel for all of the children he will and already has hurt:gle:

Fatty Smurf - just got a part in the Guamanian remake of the Danny DeVito story.

[boris85]

Where is everyone today... You'd all better not be at Tommy's bachelor party. :boxing:

[Transplant]

And now Tommy is signing him up to play Sanjia in the new movie: "Sanjia, American Idol Star, Transvestite, or Jungle Book Character."

Oh come on Boris, I thought we agreed to leave the kids alone. Especially Vanessa and Eddie. It's nice enough that Dannell (Amused) is being honest with us, she doesn't need to read mean things about her children.

[boris85]

Oh come on Boris, I thought we agreed to leave the kids alone. Especially Vanessa and Eddie. It's nice enough that Dannell (Amused) is being honest with us, she doesn't need to read mean things about her children.

I never agreed to anything. And, what's wrong with Sanjia and Mowgli? Do you have something against dark-skinned feminine looking boys? Let's embrace those who are different, put them ob film, and eat popcorn. Also, I do not believe that Amused is even Dannell. What proof do we have that it's her? We can be so quick to believe.:fro:

[boris85]

Oh come on Boris, I thought we agreed to leave the kids alone. Especially Vanessa and Eddie. It's nice enough that Dannell (Amused) is being honest with us, she doesn't need to read mean things about her children.

My guess – “Amused” is an overweight and unshaven; out of work truck driver, sitting in a dirty studio apartment; wearing tattered, white briefs (now off-white after years of wear), stretched to the limit, and held in tact by a single piece of abused elastic; eating Dinty Moore stew from the can and Twinkies; drinking warm Old Milwaukee Beer; watching Montel and excited about the upcoming episodes of Cops and Judge Judy; and filling an empty void with this website... Probably using an old Commodore 64 and a dial-up modem.

[BecInCA]

Boris- you need to go back to the threads when Laura got back from rehab. I'm not going to repost all of that here, but someone asked Amused a question that only Dannell would know the answer to (what was the name of the street she grew up on). Amused answered the question correctly according to the poster who knew Dannell personally and then Amusted confirmed to us that Laura was living at Tommy's house. This was days before this was confirmed on the Showgram. So lay off big guy!

BTW, thanks Dannell for sharing with us. You are putting your kids first, and that's something to be proud of. I hope that you too do not rush to the altar, otherwise your kids will really have a lot on their plates to deal with at this tender time in their lives. Good things are worth waiting for, trust me on that!

[boris85]

Boris- you need to go back to the threads when Laura got back from rehab. I'm not going to repost all of that here, but someone asked Amused a question that only Dannell would know the answer to (what was the name of the street she grew up on). Amused answered the question correctly according to the poster who knew Dannell personally and then Amusted confirmed to us that Laura was living at Tommy's house. This was days before this was confirmed on the Showgram. So lay off big guy!

BTW, thanks Dannell for sharing with us. You are putting your kids first, and that's something to be proud of. I hope that you too do not rush to the altar, otherwise your kids will really have a lot on their plates to deal with at this tender time in their lives. Good things are worth waiting for, trust me on that!

Still skeptical - Dannell sent me a personal message. She listed her last name as Morgan in the email... Hmmm.

[BecInCA]

Boris- scroll down on this website to see a comment by Dannell Morgan of Vista.

http://www.starcandydesigns.com/index.php?act=viewDoc&docId=5

[boris85]

Boris- scroll down on this website to see a comment by Dannell Morgan of Vista.

http://www.starcandydesigns.com/index.php?act=viewDoc&docId=5


Again, Dannell and kids live in Temecula... Not Vista

[itz_me_tom]

Yawn...
Kinda slow in here, huh?

[RowdyOne]

Amused IS Dannell, no doubt about it. We've shared personal messages and photos, one with her and Eddie and Vanessa, and boyfriend Pete. She uses a few different email addresses, as most of us probably do. So take her posts here at her word. She is only trying to protect her kids and checks in here occasionally to see if anything FH reports is harmful to them.

[boris85]

Amused IS Dannell, no doubt about it. We've shared personal messages and photos, one with her and Eddie and Vanessa, and boyfriend Pete. She uses a few different email addresses, as most of us probably do. So take her posts here at her word. She is only trying to protect her kids and checks in here occasionally to see if anything FH reports is harmful to them.
Nonetheless - you can't blame me for questioning. One should never accept things w/o question.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Still skeptical - Dannell sent me a personal message. She listed her last name as Morgan in the email... Hmmm.

Amused sent me a PM with her e-mail address in it and it was not cox.net.

She may have gone back to her maiden name when they divorced - I know I would have if I had been married to FatHead.

Amused has been nothing but proper and concerned for Eddie and Vanessa in all her posts. I have no reason to doubt she is who she says she is (I also remember the posts about her proving herself to someone that posts here that knew her growing up...)

[boris85]

OK - if Amused is really Dannell (and I am more and more persuaded that she is) - riddle me this:

1. What size granny briefs does Rosa wear?
2. What size breasts did car wash girl have?
3. What do you get when you take the circumference of Tommy's gut, multiplied by the diameter of his fat head, multiplied by the area of his man boobs, divided by his IQ? (Answer - one fat, plum idiot with a darn nice rack):rolleyes:

[Cherubiel]

Nonetheless - you can't blame me for questioning. One should never accept things w/o question.

And one should also investigate and get their facts straight before accusing and calling names.

[boris85]

And one should also investigate and get their facts straight before accusing and calling names.

To what are you refering young jedi?

[Cherubiel]

To what are you refering young jedi?

In your previous post:
"My guess – “Amused” is an overweight and unshaven; out of work truck driver, sitting in a dirty studio apartment; wearing tattered, white briefs (now off-white after years of wear), stretched to the limit, and held in tact by a single piece of abused elastic; eating Dinty Moore stew from the can and Twinkies; drinking warm Old Milwaukee Beer; watching Montel and excited about the upcoming episodes of Cops and Judge Judy; and filling an empty void with this website... Probably using an old Commodore 64 and a dial-up modem."

[boris85]

In your previous post:
"My guess – “Amused” is an overweight and unshaven; out of work truck driver, sitting in a dirty studio apartment; wearing tattered, white briefs (now off-white after years of wear), stretched to the limit, and held in tact by a single piece of abused elastic; eating Dinty Moore stew from the can and Twinkies; drinking warm Old Milwaukee Beer; watching Montel and excited about the upcoming episodes of Cops and Judge Judy; and filling an empty void with this website... Probably using an old Commodore 64 and a dial-up modem."

I said that was my "guess." Do you have something against people like this or something?

[boris85]

Lots of fiber today...feeling feisty. Roarrrrr!:guitar:

[Cherubiel]

Do you something against people like this or something?

???????:confused:

[11ListenerNot]

Gee, I wonder how Laura's dance lessons are going?

[boris85]

Gee, I wonder how Laura's dance lessons are going?

With those size 12s - not well...

[shello]

Wow, who is more desperate? Tommy or Michelle.

I wonder, if she does indeed have three kids, how many baby daddies there are. What kind of woman would meet a man and then get engaged in 7 weeks? If her baby is 8 months old then that relationship did not end too long ago. It's best to wait at least one year after a divorce, and I am sure that goes for a breakup of a longterm relationship as well. Sheesh lady, put your kids first, not your crotch or your wallet. They are a match made in heaven as I don't believe either puts their children first...as evidenced by how they are conducting themselves.

Is she preggers yet...she seems to be very fertile. ANd someone said her grandma called in with congratulations?!?! I can tell you that mine (god rest their souls) would be worried as sh*t if it were me.

What a bunch of low quality folks.

[wonkatania]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3954/uswklytommybb8.jpg

[insightbyjake]

Gee, I wonder how Laura's dance lessons are going?

Other things I'm wondering....

62 times this month I've heard Jeff say, "That's something I'm just now learning in life..."

Was he raised in a time capsule for the obtuse? He just now, at age 50+ has figured out it's good for a relationship when you "connect more deeply?" It's good to "pay attention?" It's good to "be honest?"

Hey Jeff, have you just noticed, water is wet?

I'm wondering.... I can't find evidence of Laura having a single "adult" component of life. T.V., 7-11, Dance lessons, naps, swimming, shopping, spending the night at my friend's house, stealing other people's food... this is the life of a 12-year-old. She is reality "Arrested Development."

I'm wondering....how pathetic is your life that you glom onto a radio show and travel down to the studio to celebrate a birthday of a radio representation of a human? Who are these middle-aged, pasty-white freaks that cram into Jingle Ball, Thank-you Parties, purse parties and dress-rehearsal proposal/birthday celebrations?

I'm wondering.....What if Boris is right and Dannell is not real and OMG!!!! What if all of you are actually interns??!!! What if I'm corresponding with 1 DILBERT and he has 100 aliases!!!???? What if I am having communication with NO ONE!!!!
:nuts:

[insightbyjake]

P.S. By the way, Dilbert, I can see why you're an "unpaid" intern.

Based upon your thinking and writing skills, the station is still not getting their money's worth.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Is she preggers yet...she seems to be very fertile. ANd someone said her grandma called in with congratulations?!?! I can tell you that mine (god rest their souls) would be worried as sh*t if it were me.

What a bunch of low quality folks.

I was listening when all this unfolded this morning. It was very uncomfortable to listen to :(

When FH and Michelle were in the studio, Randy was working the phones and they had a "technical glitch" - he hung up on Michelle's Grandma! They had to call her back and Grandma was *very* nervous on the phone, stating over and over that she just wanted Michelle to be happy. She did not sound at all thrilled that 1) Michelle was engaged and 2) being on the air.

I'm sure they will be replaying the clip ad nauseam all weekend - they have to milk this new "staged" development for all it's worth (which ain't much...)

p.s. Thanks, Cherubiel, for letting me steal your signature line - I'm going to work on personalizing it this weekend so we're not "twins" :)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Anyone else think it's funny that Jeff got engaged to Krusten at his 50th Birthday Bash and now FH proposed to Michelle on HIS birthday?

Heaven help us when LBM's birthday rolls around now that she's (almost) single....

[boris85]

Anyone else think it's funny that Jeff got engaged to Krusten at his 50th Birthday Bash and now FH proposed to Michelle on HIS birthday?

Heaven help us when LBM's birthday rolls around now that she's (almost) single....

Not too surprising, considering they're both into wife swapping.

[wonkatania]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8649/tommymugshotpv3.jpg

[boris85]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8649/tommymugshotpv3.jpg

why do you keep posting blanks?:bandit:

[wanky]

Tommy's "surprise" proposal definitely put Michelle on the spot. In the video of FH's proposal, I noticed her body language showed she didn't find the entire ordeal very amusing while FH was proposing (arms crossed, subtle deer caught in headlights look, forced smile) She also kept her mouth shut most of the time-maybe trying to keep from puking or laughing at Tummy. If she were smart, she would rethink this whole thing and dump him. Unfortunately, although I believe the latter, she has other motives (money, fame) and that is why she is with him. I really find it hard to believe what they have between them is "true love" or that they are "soul mates" like what some of the brown nosing listeners of J&J are feeding TOmmy's huge head. Unless she is that naive and honestly thinks TOmmy is as great as what he had led her to believe. I hope Michelle somehow stumbles upon this site and reads Danelle's posts. If anyone knows LTummy, it's Danelle.

It's also interesting to me Danelle's take on why FH rushed into getting engaged. It explains a lot of things from his blog. He may be VERY jealous of Danelle and her new found happiness. He Is obsessive-compulsive.

[wonkatania]

why do you keep posting blanks?:bandit:


What do you mean by "Blanks?"

[boris85]

What do you mean by "Blanks?"
None of your posts have any info

[wanky]

Other things I'm wondering....

62 times this month I've heard Jeff say, "That's something I'm just now learning in life..."

Was he raised in a time capsule for the obtuse? He just now, at age 50+ has figured out it's good for a relationship when you "connect more deeply?" It's good to "pay attention?" It's good to "be honest?"

Hey Jeff, have you just noticed, water is wet?

I'm wondering.... I can't find evidence of Laura having a single "adult" component of life. T.V., 7-11, Dance lessons, naps, swimming, shopping, spending the night at my friend's house, stealing other people's food... this is the life of a 12-year-old. She is reality "Arrested Development."

I'm wondering....how pathetic is your life that you glom onto a radio show and travel down to the studio to celebrate a birthday of a radio representation of a human? Who are these middle-aged, pasty-white freaks that cram into Jingle Ball, Thank-you Parties, purse parties and dress-rehearsal proposal/birthday celebrations?

I'm wondering.....What if Boris is right and Dannell is not real and OMG!!!! What if all of you are actually interns??!!! What if I'm corresponding with 1 DILBERT and he has 100 aliases!!!???? What if I am having communication with NO ONE!!!!
:nuts:


LOL- Wow Jake, you don't miss a beat. You're quite remarkable!

[boris85]

LOL- Wow Jake, you don't miss a beat. You're quite remarkable!
I agree - and because of your stellar wit and clever words, you are hereby awarded....

http://www.schrutebuck.com/

http://www.schrutebuck.com

image does not seem to want to post...:fro:

[wonkatania]

None of your posts have any info


Have you ever heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, then I have posted thousands of words here.

[boris85]

Have you ever heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, then I have posted thousands of words here.

"seeing is believing"

[wonkatania]

AMUSED:

I know you probably will not answer this, but I just have to try. What was that whole Domestic Violence ordeal all about in regards to Tommy Sablan?

[boris85]

AMUSED:

I know you probably will not answer this, but I just have to try. What was that whole Domestic Violence ordeal all about in regards to Tommy Sablan?

yes, and give us the real scoop on Laura and Dave... And is Tommy wider horizontally or vertically, or is he in fact a perfect sphere...?

[wonkatania]

yes, and give us the real scoop on Laura and Dave... And is Tommy wider horizontally or vertically, or is he in fact a perfect sphere...?


LMAO, LOL, ha, ha, ha..........

[itz_me_tom]

I agree - and because of your stellar wit and clever words, you are hereby awarded....

http://www.schrutebuck.com/

http://www.schrutebuck.com

image does not seem to want to post...:fro:

Maybe you ought to get with Wonkatania. He doesn't seem to have a problem pasting pics into his posts.

By the way, Mr. T ...err...Boris. "I pity the fool!!"

[Amused]

DV: I threw his guitars & fax machine in the pool, and he didn't love it. That was the one against me.

DV: The one I filed, was due to his aggressive nature, among other things.

FH: A sphere.

L & D: Consider Dave lucky and late.


Still Amused :-)

[boris85]

wonk - can you post pic?

[wonkatania]

Maybe you ought to get with Wonkatania. He doesn't seem to have a problem pasting pics into his posts.


Well, He was trying to post this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/502870071_72475ca4ef_o.jpg

[boris85]

DV: I threw his guitars & fax machine in the pool, and he didn't love it. That was the one against me.

DV: The one I filed, was due to his aggressive nature, among other things.

FH: A sphere.

L & D: Consider Dave lucky and late.


Still Amused :-)

please explain L&D more. Lucky? Late?

[Cherubiel]

p.s. Thanks, Cherubiel, for letting me steal your signature line - I'm going to work on personalizing it this weekend so we're not "twins" :)
You're welcome. Since I'm a fair weather poster, everyone will probably think I stole it from you. That's fine. AT least I know it's going to a good home.:)

[Dilbert-1985]

OMG -- Amused/Danelle, are you saying that Dave is lucky with the divorce situation, to be away from Laura, and are you saying that he's late to the effort of getting away from Laura?

[wonkatania]

Have A Great Weekend Folks. See You Monday!!!:

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4531/proposaltommypi2.gif

[longcommute]

OMG -- Amused/Danelle, are you saying that Dave is lucky with the divorce situation, to be away from Laura, and are you saying that he's late to the effort of getting away from Laura?
No, Dilbert, you completely missed her point. She meant that Dave is lucky because he wins lotteries and whatever he touches turns to gold, like toilet paper and cheetos. And Laura is "late," as in pregnant. That's exactly what she meant.

[cheekymonkey]

No, Dilbert, you completely missed her point. She meant that Dave is lucky because he wins lotteries and whatever he touches turns to gold, like toilet paper and cheetos. And Laura is "late," as in pregnant. That's exactly what she meant.


That's exactly what I got out of it! Great explanation!!

:rolleyes:

[cheekymonkey]

Holy balls! I go away and take care of school stuff and I come back and hear and see all is not right with the world!

As for Danelle, she gets my vote for most sane person in the world associated with the showgram. You go Danelle and you keep it real, especially with your kids!

FH is :toxic: and is butt-nasty. I feel for Michelle. Maybe she will go to rehab and realize her mistake when she finally sobers up.

Are we taking bets yet how long he will be engaged before she breaks it off??

I say by their next vacation!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Okay, finally got home and could scope out the J&J website.

First, you all were right. The cake looked awful. Ick.

Second, did anyone notice that NOT ONCE during the whole video (2 minutes and 38 seconds to be precise!) did she say "I love you, too" back to FH....NOT ONCE did they kiss....

Now, I don't know about you, but every proposal I've been involved in and every video of a proposal I've seen - well, there's been at least ONE big kiss and a verbal "I love you!!!"

I'm really bugged by the fact that there seemed to be no emotional outlay for either of them - very, very strange!

And third, LBM and Michelle do look a lot alike. That's just creepy - if you know what I mean :)

[Wabbitsd]

Note to everyone...if you are going to put Dimlight Dilbert on ignore, make sure you always log in first before coming back to the site...mygod, I had to almost leap out of my skin, I came to the site, and there were more "Droppings from Dilbert." It ain't right..

anyone notice the little thin spot on the back of Fathead's head?

I LOL'd at Amused's story about the stuff in the pool...I would love to have seen that.

We probably shouldn't prod for too many more details from Amused. That can be some fodder for problems in the future.


But regarding LBM's:
"I was in the bathroom across the hall from our studio yesterday when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.
It was a penny. It looked like someone slipped it under the door, but I don't think that's what happened. I think it was just a little sign from my Dad. You know the saying "pennies from heaven"….well, I choose to believe that's what it was.

Thanks, Dad! I'm thinkin' about you, too! Hi!"

What a wierdo thing to do...she talks to dead people. I remember she also sees "orbs" as well....sheesh.

[cheekymonkey]

Not sure if I'm pulling a Dilbert but...does Michelle, soon to be Fathead Michelle, have a baby?

Was I dreaming that discussion or did Fathead himself say something about their kids together.

I wonder how his kids are handling all this. I know how much I hated it when my dad decided to remarry and introduced me to his FIANCE. And I was 21 and VERY angry.

I can't imagine how kids deal with this stuff. :disa:

[JesseeezMom]

No, Dilbert, you completely missed her point. She meant that Dave is lucky because he wins lotteries and whatever he touches turns to gold, like toilet paper and cheetos. And Laura is "late," as in pregnant. That's exactly what she meant.
You Rock! Too funny!
At this point I'm pretty convinced that Dilbert is...well a Dilbert :stupid: ... trying very hard to stay P.C. trying very VERY hard. :ptlaugh:

[SDReadhead]

This is what should have happened this morning:

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4531/proposaltommypi2.gif

I love Wonkatania!!!!

[insightbyjake]

I agree - and because of your stellar wit and clever words, you are hereby awarded....

http://www.schrutebuck.com/

http://www.schrutebuck.com

image does not seem to want to post...:fro:

Well, now I'm confused. Either Boris is complimenting me -- or he's awarding me in a manner similar to the prizes given by the Great and Powerful Oz. A schrutebuck....a heart, a medal of courage, or a diploma -- if I can accurately recite the formula for the Pythagorean Theorum...... Hmmm......I'm gonna say thanks Boris. Only cause the way you tap the kids in this thread reminds me of the Simpson's....

Lisa Simpson: "It's really easy to make fun of the less fortunate, dad!"

Homer (Boris): "And fun too!"

[SDReadhead]

Dannell,

You are awesome! Your kids are so lucky to have one parent who really does take their needs into account. The fact that you went and got them from school so they wouldn't hear about their dad from someone else shows that you really have your head on straight and are a good parent. I wish you well and the kids well.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Not sure if I'm pulling a Dilbert but...does Michelle, soon to be Fathead Michelle, have a baby?

I wonder how his kids are handling all this.

Since I've been pretty much glued here all day :)

From what I've gathered from here and listening, Michelle has 2 older kids and one little one (pre-walking?).

Dannell was here earlier (Amused) and said that when she heard the news she went and pulled Eddie and Vanessa from school and told them before anyone else could mention it to them. They weren't very happy from her description. FH made mention in his afternoon blog that he was going to go up and talk to them -

Hey, wait - it looks like they pulled his blog entries for today!!! Someone please tell me that I'm not hallucinating....I read earlier where he talked about blowing out the candles and stuff - didn't I????

Oy - maybe I need to get a glass of wine and slowly back away from the computer :confused:

[insightbyjake]

Not sure if I'm pulling a Dilbert but...does Michelle, soon to be Fathead Michelle, have a baby?

Was I dreaming that discussion or did Fathead himself say something about their kids together.

I wonder how his kids are handling all this. I know how much I hated it when my dad decided to remarry and introduced me to his FIANCE. And I was 21 and VERY angry.

I can't imagine how kids deal with this stuff. :disa:

Cheeky...you'd be pulling a Dilbert if you limited your post to two sentences -- neither of which was germaine to the thread conversation.

Soon to be female Fathead, has allegedly dropped three pieces of crotch fruit, The freshest piece is 8 months old.

"I wonder how his kids are handling this?" They're not. They don't get to "handle" anything. They get to adjust -- that's it.

Kids going through situations like these, get their emotions, feelings, needs, cares, and concerns wiped off the board by self-absorbed, narcissistic, repeat-failures, with delusions of perfection, buffeted by the trappings that money provides for those who could use love and guidance instead of expensive crap.

But that would require altruism -- a love the self-absorbed lack. Isn't that correct, Laura?

[insightbyjake]

Have you ever heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, then I have posted thousands of words here.

I need verbosity -- I lack alternative means of expressing my clouded thoughts.

Wonkatania, I love the way you exemplify "brevity is the soul of wit."

[cheekymonkey]

Cheeky...you'd be pulling a Dilbert if you limited your post to two sentences -- neither of which was germaine to the thread conversation.

Soon to be female Fathead, has allegedly dropped three pieces of crotch fruit, The freshest piece is 8 months old.

"I wonder how his kids are handling this?" They're not. They don't get to "handle" anything. They get to adjust -- that's it.

Kids going through situations like these, get their emotions, feelings, needs, cares, and concerns wiped off the board by self-absorbed, narcissistic, repeat-failures, with delusions of perfection, buffeted by the trappings that money provides for those who could use love and guidance instead of expensive crap.

But that would require altruism -- a love the self-absorbed lack. Isn't that correct, Laura?


OMG!!! I can't even get thru the first couple of lines without peeing my pants!!! hahahah

I may not recover from this one!!

[Trixie]

Okay, I've stopped shopping for FH's birthday present and instead will find out where they will be registered.
Perhaps at Planned Parenthood?
I heard for myself the actual proposal, and then spent the rest of the day doing anything but listening to that station or visiting their website.
I have now caught up to the most recent post on page 200. Oh the drama!

I wonder if Sleep Train, Barfon Cabinets, or Dr. Bucko have a bridal registry, or maybe that should be a bridle registry, considering FH and the horse he rode in on.

Rehearsal dinner to be catered by L'il Peppah Delly.

[Transplant]

Did anyone else see FH's blogs from Friday before they were removed?

I finally watched (ugh) the video of him proposing to michelle. (OMG, you guys aren't kidding that she could pass for Laura! and we all know that's not a compliment) I'm surprised they didn't have the typical 30 second commercial before they showed the video (like they do on MSN, etc) Maybe a sleeptrain or dr. bucko commercial!

:banghead:

[Wabbitsd]

I don't know if maybe I am looking too hard, but this, from Fathead's Thursday Blog is disturbing:

"I feel that I got rid of all the BAD stuff in my life and forgave the people who I was deeply upset with and from that positive way of thinking and that energy I was having and the fact that I changed for the better, GOD introduced me to Michelle as a result of me finding myself. It’s like God said, “hey good job, now here’s Michelle you can grow old with this one and feel safe”…….So, I think I am."

Ok, so Michelle is not really a person, she is an object, a "Reward" in so many words, for Fathead thinking he has changed into a real human being. Nuh ah. Any woman who will continue with a guy who thinks like this will truly get a rude awakening.
And as if he spends any time reflecting on God or what that is all about.

I dunno. I guess the fascination with having a 3rd child and doing it mostly alone is something she doesn't want to face. What a match made in heaven.

[gossipgurl]

My guess – “Amused” is an overweight and unshaven; out of work truck driver, sitting in a dirty studio apartment; wearing tattered, white briefs (now off-white after years of wear), stretched to the limit, and held in tact by a single piece of abused elastic; eating Dinty Moore stew from the can and Twinkies; drinking warm Old Milwaukee Beer; watching Montel and excited about the upcoming episodes of Cops and Judge Judy; and filling an empty void with this website... Probably using an old Commodore 64 and a dial-up modem.

Dannell/Amused is definitely who she says she is because we have had several private discussions about a mutual aquaintance.

I give the Tommy and Michelle thing about as much time as the Tommy and Car Wash girl had.

[shello]

I don't know if maybe I am looking too hard, but this, from Fathead's Thursday Blog is disturbing:

"I feel that I got rid of all the BAD stuff in my life and forgave the people who I was deeply upset with and from that positive way of thinking and that energy I was having and the fact that I changed for the better, GOD introduced me to Michelle as a result of me finding myself. It’s like God said, “hey good job, now here’s Michelle you can grow old with this one and feel safe”…….So, I think I am."

Ok, so Michelle is not really a person, she is an object, a "Reward" in so many words, for Fathead thinking he has changed into a real human being. Nuh ah. Any woman who will continue with a guy who thinks like this will truly get a rude awakening.
And as if he spends any time reflecting on God or what that is all about.

I dunno. I guess the fascination with having a 3rd child and doing it mostly alone is something she doesn't want to face. What a match made in heaven.

It's obvious neither Tommy nor Michelle think longterm and each feels the other person is Mr/Ms. Right Now. She sounds like a mess. Do we know for sure if she has an alky prob? And what do we know about the father(s) of all these kids? If I am being Dilbert-like, I am sorry for my questions.

I did just remember something that may actually be a positive note in all of this....I believe Tommy had the BIG SNIP so there will be no unplanned babies. But then again, he and Missy the Moocher may be so into themselves (did I just type that? ) that they'll feel their love (seeing as they are kidding themselves that they are in love) means they should create a baby together.

What a mess of people! :boxing:

[apossible]

Have you ever heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, then I have posted thousands of words here.


Wonkania: I love your posts. Your photos, cartoons, etc. are definitly worth more than a thousand words. Keep them coming.

[11ListenerNot]

I am DYING to know why Tommy's blog was pulled on Friday!!
Perhaps there is already trouble in paradise and some of the things he said in the blog are already not going to happen?!

[11ListenerNot]

:wavey2:
We probably shouldn't prod for too many more details from Amused. That can be some fodder for problems in the future
----------------------------------------------------------------Dannell you are truly a good parent and together person. Thanks for sharing some details with us.

I agree with wabbitsd above. I would love more details, but might not be the best thing to get the info from Dannell. Somehow I can see repercussions (sp) from FH

[SDReadhead]

I am DYING to know why Tommy's blog was pulled on Friday!!
Perhaps there is already trouble in paradise and some of the things he said in the blog are already not going to happen?!

Darn it!!! I didn't get in on that drama until late, late last night so I didn't get to see the blog. What did it say???

:eek2:

[Wabbitsd]

Thank God you asked that, SDReadhead...I couldn't bring myself to...

Oh, and if Amused wants to sent private messages to someone who can then parse them out in some other style, she would probably be on the good foot there.

[listener13]

I checked several times waiting to see Tommy's blithering blog for Friday, but didn't see one. Did anyone actually read it? I'm sure there was a LOT of profoundness on there - perhaps too much so for the internet, and it deemed itself "not worthy" to be posted in cyberspace, and it self destructed?

Or, Pacey the moron didn't hit the "publish" button in Dreamweaver?

Did anyone read it before it got pulled? I'm sure there wasn't too much depth in it to not be able to do an artistic (or autistic) recreation of it.....it is FH, after all.

I wonder how Tommy is enjoying begin in Vegas with a woman who looks just like Laura (except with a human head, of course)

Sorry for being so Dilbertesque.:stupid:

I agree with all above - we shouldn't pester Dannell - her ex is a world-class pest - I'm sure she has her hands filled with that (oh, and cleaning up the emotional mess he created with his kids on Friday).

[GirlfromOR]

Does the showgram videotape all of their shows? Just curious. It is just odd to me that they happened to have the camcorder going during this whole "surprise" event. Sorry if this has already been talked about.

[listener13]

They're claiming that it was a big surprise - I'm sure it was a surprise when they talked about it the first time in their production meeting.....it was no surprise. I'm sure Jer needed time to pick out one of his gay little outfits to wear - hey, there was a camcorder there!

[BecInCA]

When they came back to the show (after about the usual ten minutes of commercials!) Jeff said that he had brought his suitcase into the studio for his trip that he was leaving on that day. He said that when he remembered he had packed his videocamera, he took it out when he realized something was about to go down. Not sure about how true this all was, but that's how he explained it.

[11th Reader]

Does the showgram videotape all of their shows? Just curious. It is just odd to me that they happened to have the camcorder going during this whole "surprise" event. Sorry if this has already been talked about.

Didn't FH say once that the ring was in a safe deposit at the bank? I could've sworn I read it in his blog sometime ago. If that's the case...it couldn't have been a surprise since he had to have made the effort to go get it from the bank.

Can someone verify? Am I pulling a Dilbert? Sorry...

[listener13]

I noticed in one of the pictures from the "proposal" that when she hugged him and put her head onto his shoulder (which is hard to find because he virtually has no neck).....she did not have a ring on her finger. I wonder if they're going to pick one out in Vegas this weekend.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I didn't see him present her with a ring at all.

I still can't get over the whole "no kiss, no shouts of L*O*V*E from her to him" thing...it's like no proposal I've ever seen.

I'm also starting to second-guess myself about a blog entry from FH on Friday - I can't pull them up at work (dang surf-blocking!) so if I saw one, it was after 5:00 p.m. on Friday - and I would think he would have been on his way to Vegas by then.

Did anyone else see a blog entry from FH on Friday??? Please, my sanity is hanging by a thread already - I need someone to confirm or deny this :)

[Wabbitsd]

As far as the blog being taken down, that guy is constantly on his cellphone (taking pictures of chicks everywhere he goes).

I would assume that if a certain party were to call someone at the station...and for instance, ask nicely for the blog to be taken off the website or, (Sweetly) the station could be facing a lawsuit regarding the privacy of a certain party's children... maybe it came down quickly.

ontheotherhand...a well-placed phone call to the big deal fathead himself and a threat of child visitation hearings--or let;'s just assume that certain someone were to have just said, "FH, you are an idiot. take that down now, it's causing your children pain."

[Trixie]

I was listening to the proposal live, just before 8 am,
Friday morning. FH did not, repeat DID NOT, have a ring (the ring) with him during his pimprosal.

Jer explained that after the b-day and candles were over, that FH whispered in Jer's ear if it was okay to ask someone to marry you, without a ring. Or something to that effect. Jer, man of all protocol, said it would be fine. That is when the 'spontaneous' will-you-marry-me-so-we-can-grow-old-together event started.

At that point I pulled into my parking lot and got out of the car. I had heard more than enough.

So, I believe there was no ring, repeat, No Ring involved in the studio hi-jinx, Friday morning. Based on what my ears were telling me.

[insightbyjake]

They're claiming that it was a big surprise - I'm sure it was a surprise when they talked about it the first time in their production meeting.....it was no surprise. I'm sure Jer needed time to pick out one of his gay little outfits to wear - hey, there was a camcorder there!

The “Pre-Show” caught “on-tape:”

August 24, 2007

Jer: “Here’s what it is: Hey numb-nuts….if we’re going to do this we need everyone to be spontaneous.”

Jeff: “I need to announce God’s providence. If this looks planned…I lose my providence announcement.”

Laura: “You know what? Isn’t Providence in Delaware?”

Jer: “Here’s what it is: Did you get the morons…er..listeners, to come in Tommy?”

Tommy: “Yes, they’re here. There are 24 white-middle-age women from Cowles, and 27-white middle-age men and women from Torrey Pines. Oh, and there are 6 gay guys as well from Laura’s rehab meetings in Hillcrest. They think we’re doing a birthday bit, so we’ll get some good ‘over-reaction’ with lots of tears and “I remember my engagement sh*t” quotes.”

Jeff: “An engagement is important to these people…I’m losing a lot of ‘cred’ cause of my three already.”

Laura: “You know what? I’ve got ‘cred.’” “Have you seen my $73 outfit for rehab-chicks-with-bloated-guts-and-asses-that-hides-our-bloated-guts-and-asses-from us-but-everyone-else-sees-our-rehab-bloated-guts-and-asses?”

Randy: “Debbie has a bloated gut – but that’s because she ate at Jimmy’s.”

Jeff: “Tommy, I’m going to do my, ‘God has a very unique plan for each of us speech.’ Even though ‘unique’ can not have a comparative or superlative – the listeners will think my Solana Beach God is cooler than Inland Gods, cause He can improve on unique.”

Tommy: “I’ve got Joannie from ‘Joannie-Does-Chachi,’ do we want to talk to her?”

Jer: “Here’s what it is: How big is her rack?”

Delana: “I have Iraq stories in the news. I’m not sure how big it is.”

Laura: “You know what? My rack is HUGE! Charlie says I have ‘momma mountains.’ Evie says she loves ‘my humps.’

Tommy: “Michelle and her mom think this is for a ‘Walk-for the –Terminally-Ill’ so let’s all play along and not let them know this is for the Clear Channel Annual, ‘Bonus-for-DJ’s-Who-Pull-Of-The-Best-Staged-Stunt-In-2007.’”

Jeff: “Krusty and I are going to Pennsylvania and our flight leaves at 9:45. Can we re-play anything?”

Jer: “Here’s what it is: Laura will tell a mind-numbing, what-I-did-with-my-soon-to-be-dysfunctional-kids-story; Randy will get into a fight with Pacey; Pacey will write his ‘Dilbert’ blog; Jeff will leave at 9:30; Tommy will pretend to cry and then greet the losers who attend every pathetic function we host; Delana will not notice any of this cause her Prozac works wonders; Emily will drop-off an enlarged swimsuit photo on my desk; and I’ll troll the chicks who are here to find one to bring home to my make-up-designed-by-a-clown-looking-wife.”

Jeff: “You know Tommy, when you wanted to lose weight it was more than losing weight/. It was losing your past. And when you met new people it was more than meeting new people, it was meeting your future. And when you went uphill, it was more than going uphill; it was a climb of life. And when you met Michelle it was more than meeting Michelle, it was trading in your kids. And when you met the listeners it was more than meeting the listeners, it was us meeting our Arbitron goals and nailing the $500K bonus. I love God’s providence.”

Jer: “We are the two and only Jeff and Jer – and this has been best (wasted-four-hour) day of your lives!”

10:03 am: Tommy: “How do I dump this tool I’m taking to Vegas?”

[Cgood]

It's all staged. Fake once again. The show is dying - they need some sort of lamness to rope the listeners back in _"hey guys - I got an idea - I'll ask Michelle to marry me on the air!!!" Poor girl. I think even that call from "Becky" to which started "Becky's House" was fake.

Does anyone know about what these folks get paid? We all know J&J get well over a million per year but what about the rest?

[listener13]

Jake - as always, very insightful. I was drinking some water when I read this, and got some of it lodged in my nasal cavity - feels like I've been swimming too long.

Here's my prediction: Tommy and Michelle got married in Vegas on Friday, and now they're counting the minutes until they get back to San Diego to file for an annulment.

After the annulment, FH will do his "sad sack" routine over that tin can microphone he has, every loser woman in this town will call in to "console" him - he'll get all of their phone numbers (especially the married ones), and the cycle begins again.

And, the only one who gets hurt is the children - but hey, they're young - they'll get over it - right? Hell, that 8 month old that Michelle totes around won't even remember any of this. I'm sure FH justifies it by saying "hey, dude, I'm doing better than Michael Lohan."

[SDReadhead]

Jeff: “Tommy, I’m going to do my, ‘God has a very unique plan for each of us speech.’ Even though ‘unique’ can not have a comparative or superlative – the listeners will think my Solana Beach God is cooler than Inland Gods, cause He can improve on unique.”

Jake, the line above is, by far, the best line I've ever read on this thread (bearing in mind that I teach high school English!)


Jeff: “You know Tommy, when you wanted to lose weight it was more than losing weight/. It was losing your past. And when you met new people it was more than meeting new people, it was meeting your future. And when you went uphill, it was more than going uphill; it was a climb of life. And when you met Michelle it was more than meeting Michelle, it was trading in your kids. And when you met the listeners it was more than meeting the listeners, it was us meeting our Arbitron goals and nailing the $500K bonus. I love God’s providence.”

Hilarious! Sad for the kids, but hilarious the way your worded it, you master wordsmith, you!

[shello]

It's all staged. Fake once again. The show is dying - they need some sort of lamness to rope the listeners back in _"hey guys - I got an idea - I'll ask Michelle to marry me on the air!!!" Poor girl. I think even that call from "Becky" to which started "Becky's House" was fake.

Does anyone know about what these folks get paid? We all know J&J get well over a million per year but what about the rest?

Crap, it appears that one of Dilbert's kin has moved to this board.:shake: :shake: :wow:

Maybe a tune by the band is called for? :fro: :drums: :guitar:

[insightbyjake]

Crap, it appears that one of Dilbert's kin has moved to this board.:shake: :shake: :wow:

Maybe a tune by the band is called for? :fro: :drums: :guitar:


Calm down Shello..... There are lyrics between songs from the past.... the words hail from the "Dark Side of The Moon" They come from a band that disturbs, yet settles our world......it will settle us all down. Are we ready? Let's give it the old-bong-residue-try....


Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son,
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colors from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white,
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion?

Perhaps the entire showgram....is an illusion....?

Perhaps we are also, an illusion.......perhaps Dilbert is a poet laureate and we are orbs who fail to absorb his talent.....Have you read his Magnum Opus? (Well, no one has...BUT someday he will write something extaordinary!!!" )

In the meantime......watch lights fade from my room as I go to bed.....

[Cgood]

OMG - I cannot believe you compared my post to that lame Dilbert's.....what is Dilbert-like about it? FYI - I just recently joined this blog and was hoping to join in with occassional comments/questions. That post was sincere and sooooooo sorry if I repeated a subject which has already been discussed. Good lord - if that's the way you treat newcomers....I'll just go back to reading and not make any more comments.