San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[shello]

OMG - I cannot believe you compared my post to that lame Dilbert's.....what is Dilbert-like about it? FYI - I just recently joined this blog and was hoping to join in with occassional comments/questions. That post was sincere and sooooooo sorry if I repeated a subject which has already been discussed. Good lord - if that's the way you treat newcomers....I'll just go back to reading and not make any more comments.

Wow!:shrug: :confused: :hmm: :bigeyes: :chef:

[insightbyjake]

OMG - I cannot believe you compared my post to that lame Dilbert's.....what is Dilbert-like about it? FYI - I just recently joined this blog and was hoping to join in with occassional comments/questions. That post was sincere and sooooooo sorry if I repeated a subject which has already been discussed. Good lord - if that's the way you treat newcomers....I'll just go back to reading and not make any more comments.

"What is Dilbert-like about it?"

Your post simply asked some questions asked in the past: "Does anyone know what these folks get paid?" This is a given Cgood..... EVERYONE on the show is over-paid -- that's what set the alarm off.

Sincere: good
Over-sensitive reaction: not good.

Rule #1 of Thread Fight-Club: Getting your ass kicked is an initiation -- not a rejection!

Suck it up Cgood and welcome to the jungle.

We're happy you're here -- we just need to make sure you're not a sycophant.

(P.S. If you need to google that word, erase your account.

"Fake" is better than "stupid." We're about the smile -- not the "debate.")

[listener13]

Let's change the debate, shall we?

'Tawk amoungst yourselves......okay, I have a topic, has anyone read that moronic drivel on the J&J website - email blog? http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/jeffandjer_blog.html

Here's a word for you diabetics - you may want to take an insulin shot before reading.....it's so syrupy sweet, I think I went into anaphylactic shock.

I guess we found out where New Reader went.

[Transplant]

Calm down babycakes...we all take a bashing once in a while (heck, go back a few pages and read where Boris did his "Borisbashing" on me.

We all have to have a little bit of thick skin to hang around here..heck, we HAVE (excuse the caps) thick skin in order to listen to J&J and the "we're a big deal" FH and LBM (aka white trailor trash)

[Wabbitsd]

I'll just issue a warning, the whole caps thing will set me off at some point, and I will issue instructions on the proper use of caps. No offense, of course. It's just some days it needs to be done my way, and most of the time, I'll let everyone do it the way they want to.

[Transplant]

I'll just issue a warning, the whole caps thing will set me off at some point, and I will issue instructions on the proper use of caps. No offense, of course. It's just some days it needs to be done my way, and most of the time, I'll let everyone do it the way they want to.

Sorry Wabbitsd...(as i bow down in holy grace and forgiveness) the damn elves jumped on my keyboard just at that moment i typed the caps word. My most sincere apologies.

by the way...who let the elves loose?

[listener13]

I'll just issue a warning, the whole caps thing will set me off at some point, and I will issue instructions on the proper use of caps. No offense, of course. It's just some days it needs to be done my way, and most of the time, I'll let everyone do it the way they want to.

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

I write for a living - don't fear the caps! They're your friends. :wavey:

We're bickering amongst ourselves because FH and LBM haven't given us any fodder over the past couple of days....we'll get back to what we do best when FH and Mrs. FH return from Vegas.

He got married in Vegas last time - if he married Michelle in Vegas, I hope he got one of those frequent marrier punchcards - buy two, get one free! After the fourth, you get one free Elvis impersonator to officiate at your ceremony!

[Transplant]

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

I write for a living - don't fear the caps! They're your friends. :wavey:

We're bickering amongst ourselves because FH and LBM hasn't given us any fodder over the past couple of days....we'll get back to what we do best when FH and Mrs. FH return from Vegas.

He got married in Vegas last time - if he married Michelle in Vegas, I hope he got one of those frequent marrier punchcards - but two, get one free! After the fourth, you get one free Elvis impersonator to officiate at your ceremony!

Boy, I'll tell you..i didnt know it until know, but I needed a good laugh! thanks L13

[Wabbitsd]

(hey, I'm not really that anal about CAPs, I just like to throw it around when folks try to tell me how to write stuff in my real life. So I have a big old diatribe worked up to toss when a live grenade would be, oh, what....impolite?)

if FH did get married over the weekend, I would say it seems evident he is trying to catch up with Jeff. If so, he has lots of children to bang out...in a big hurry!!!

Wouldn't it be interesting to find out what Fathead has planned as far as higher education for his (current) children. I bet that's a fun subject!

[FormerSanDiegan]

Sunday August 26, 2007 noon:
Hi, how are you? I just (wait) WE JUST got back from Las Vegas and during the flight back, I was thinking about YOU and how I would start off this blog and what would I say first and what I needed to say and make you understand and for some reason right now, I’m starting to get tears in my eyes because how I know in my heart that the spur of the moment decision that happened Friday morning ON THE AIR was so right!

So, let me tell you how it happened:

Friday morning, I’m a really tired. It’s my birthday. Stevie Wonder was the previous night and my mom went into surgery at 6am Friday morning, so there was a lot on my mind and I had very little sleep.

Around 7am or so, Jeff and Jer tell me to come in studio for a surprise! I had a feeling something was up and Thursday night, I was thinking that Michelle might be doing something for my birthday on the air, but Friday morning, I was almost 100% certain she would not OR could not do anything, because I saw her at 3am early Friday morning and I would of bet one million bucks that she was NOT going to be at the station by 7am……BUT, there she was. My girlfriend Michelle…She walks in with a cake and behind her were the “orginals and the regulars” from the walks and hikes (Torrey, Cowles, and Iron)…..I looked at each person and I knew them really well and I knew there stories and I look forward to seeing them every week. Michelle got them all to come in and they all wrote letters to me for my birthday. It meant a lot to me, because quite honestly, my life changed in early March and since then, I met these cool and wonderful people that I used to just think of as strangers and some listeners, but today, I look at these people and I call them “my friends”……These people basically saved my life by doing something so healthy every week.

So, there’s Michelle with the cake and she put the candles on the cake. I’m 43, but I think there were like 20 something candles, but I got the point. :) I never had a birthday party when I was a kid. We would celebrate birthdays, but I never had a party where people came over and we played pin the tale on the donkey or something like that. Never blew out candles before in my entire life and my girlfriend Michelle gave me this wonderful surprise by giving me a cake and letting me blow out the candles. They all sing Happy Birthday and then I blow. I made a wish for my mom to be better and for all the people I love to have a great life”…That’s all I wished for. I was so happy for that gift Michelle gave me.

Okay, here’s where it goes in to PART 2 of that morning:

So, I’m very emotional at this time. We talk more on the air about the walks and the hikes and how we’re all close now and friendships have started and how we feel about eachother and all that mushy stuff like that…….

Then, I think RIBBON IN THE SKY starts to play on the air. Now, Michelle told me that the other day when Ribbon in the Sky played on the air when we were talking about her being my girlfriend and Stevie Wonder coming to town, she was in the car and she pulled over and started to cry, because she was so happy with LIFE on this day. She cried good tears. So, when that song played Friday morning out of the blue, I instantly knew that I wanted to ask Michelle to marry me.

You know, I always told the kids that I would always tell them FIRST if I was going to get married and if I was going to propose to someone. Eddie and Vanessa are my babies. KIDS COME FIRST and Michelle has the same attitude and feelings and that’s why I love her so much, KIDS COME FIRST. So, in a perfect world, I would of got Eddie and Vanessa’s blessing to ask Michelle to marry me. They both know she’s my girlfriend, but I wasn’t able to ask them before Friday morning happened AND that’s the only thing I regret.

BUT, if I am to teach my children about love and life, then what I did Friday morning was a good lesson to learn and to show my kids about love. I know in my heart that Michelle IS THE ONE. We’ve only known eachother since July 7th/July 8th. BUT, since then I have talked to her and I’ve had talks with her that I never knew I would be able to do. It’s funny and I am about to say something kind of silly, but Michelle makes me feel so comfortable that I can take off my shirt in front of her. I mean I know that’s silly to say, but it’s true. She brings me comfort. I’m still doing courtesy flushes when I use the bathroom and I turn the water on so she doesn’t hear me, but I know that will go away one day too. :) Okay, what I was saying about the life lesson: I made a spur of the moment decision to ask Michelle to marry me and I am proud that I did. I would support anyone else who did it this way. Playing that SONG out of the blue on the radio by Stevie Wonder was a sign from God through Jeff’s computer to tell me to ask Michelle right now to marry you. I want to grow old with Michelle. My life before Michelle was great and I wanted to live alone for the rest of my life and just make sure my children are fine. I accepted that, but I feel that GOD told me, HEY this one’s cool to be with for the rest of your life. She has the same feelings about her children and she knows KIDS come first and she’s got great legs. She’s cool to marry. God gave me Michelle as a gift for living a healthier life. Michelle doesn’t like shopping, so I wanted to marry her fast. :)

Well, I remember making that quick decision to ask her to marry me, but I wasn’t sure if I could without a ring, SO on the air LIVE, I asked if I can walk over to Jerry and ask him a question. I walk over to Jerry and I whisper, “can you ask a woman to marry you without a ring” and he said ABSOLUTELY. So, I walk back to where I was sitting and I GO FOR IT. Honestly, I don’t remember what I said exactly, but I’m sure it all came from the heart and how I feel about Michelle. I have not been able to check email since 9:30am on Friday and I haven’t looked on the website and the videos and pictures YET. I remember dropping to my knee and asking her to marry me and I wasn’t sure she would say yes. I was hoping she would, but it wasn’t a for sure thing, ONLY because we talked about making sure OUR KIDS knew first, because that is the most important thing for us. Well, she said YES and I hugged and kissed her. I remember walking over to everyone in the room and hugging them too. It was a real moment on the air that I will never forget. I love Michelle so much and we’re close. I LIKE MICHELLE. You have to like the person you want to be with. So, many people are with someone that they don’t like. I like Michelle.

So, what does this mean? It means that I love Michelle and I will marry her. I want to live my life with her. I want to grow old with her. KIDS COME FIRST and what I need to do is see Eddie and Vanessa and make sure they know about the SPUR OF THE MOMENT decision and the story behind it. I talked to them several times on the phone this weekend and they are understanding why. I regret not being able to tell them first, because I think they went to school and teachers and friends told them and that’s not how I wished it would be, but it did.

When do we get married? When our kids give us the green light. It can be tomorrow, it can be next year, it can be in two years. When our children are ready for it then we will get married.

NEXT THING TO DO: I need to get her a ring. Her birthday is Tuesday, so that will be her present.

I am proud of Friday morning and I would do it all over again, because doing things on the fly and having sponteniatey (my spell check isn’t working) is cool.

I will marry Michelle, she’s not my girlfriend anymore, MICHELLE IS MY FIANCE! :)

I am glad I met Michelle and I am glad she has the same feelings about me with FAMILY and I love and respect that KIDS COME FIRST.

I’m going to take a nap and then I’ll tell you about VEGAS, LOVE, and WINNING!

Love,
Tommy

[gossipgurl]

GAG, GAG, GAG!! Holy Cow--he has only known her since the beginning of July??? What the heck is he thinking and, more importantly, what the heck is she thinking??

[longcommute]

I love this part:
"Playing that SONG out of the blue on the radio by Stevie Wonder was a sign from God through Jeff’s computer to tell me to ask Michelle right now to marry you."

Wow--maybe even Jeff's farts are holy. Not only is Tommy narcissistic, but he has ideas of reference. God talks to him through computers.

[Khaki454]

So, does he have to say "kids come first" 4 to 5 times in his blog to convince himself that he did the right thing?!

FH: "Kids come first, but I'll talk to them about everything after they find out from someone else, and let their mom clean up the mess"



What a tool.

[FormerSanDiegan]

I never had a birthday party when I was a kid. We would celebrate birthdays, but I never had a party where people came over and we played pin the tale on the donkey or something like that. Never blew out candles before in my entire life and my girlfriend Michelle gave me this wonderful surprise by giving me a cake and letting me blow out the candles. They all sing Happy Birthday and then I blow.

What a crock. Yeah, FH, you're right - you DO blow. UGH! :nuts:


I feel that GOD told me, HEY this one’s cool to be with for the rest of your life. She has the same feelings about her children and she knows KIDS come first and she’s got great legs. She’s cool to marry. God gave me Michelle as a gift for living a healthier life. Michelle doesn’t like shopping, so I wanted to marry her fast.

Yeah, I bet God is just soooo proud of you. He has nothing better to do than grant you "gifts" (objectify women much, FH?) for being a narcissistic, self-indulgent, arrogant waste of air. I'm sure God is patting Himself on the back with you noticing that he sent you someone with "great legs". I think if God gave you Michelle, it's because you are both (hopefully) spayed and neutered and He is making sure neither one of you idiots reproduce again.

[SDReadhead]

That pig makes me sick (no vomit icon, though because that makes me sick, too, unless it is Wonkie's barf icon which makes me sick and then makes me laugh and then makes me sick again).

Ok, back to the pig making me sick -- that fat arse read these posts and knows that Dannell spilled the beans about the kids crying in school and needing picked up midday due to their dad's narcissism and selfishness. He has to hurry back to San Diego and punch his fat fingers down on the keyboard to let everyone know that his "kids come first." yeah, fat arse -- your kids come first and I love dogs. Mind you, I've never had a dog. And dogs sometimes scare me. And I am allergic to most breeds. And sometimes the way dogs smell makes me gag. And dog food stinks and attracts ants, so I don't really want to get a dog. But I am the number one dog lover in all of the county. Oh, and by the way, You Put Your Kids First.

[itz_me_tom]

...Know what bugs me? The U.K. version of ass as "arse"!! Just say Ass, man! Belt it out. Does it make it better to take out an S and add an R and an E?
I know, I know, it's a chat-internet-blog thing. I still hate reading it.
As for TBM? I'm still apathetic. ...or is it Arse-pathetic?

[insightbyjake]

Sunday August 26, 2007 noon:
BUT, if I am to teach my children about love and life, then what I did Friday morning was a good lesson to learn and to show my kids about love.....

what I need to do is see Eddie and Vanessa and make sure they know about the SPUR OF THE MOMENT decision and the story behind it.....

I talked to them several times on the phone this weekend.....

I regret not being able to tell them first, because I think they went to school and teachers and friends told them and that’s not how I wished it would be, but it did.

I am proud of Friday morning and I would do it all over again, because doing things on the fly and having sponteniatey (my spell check isn’t working) is cool.

I am glad I met Michelle and I am glad she has the same feelings about me with FAMILY and I love and respect that KIDS COME FIRST.


Here's something that should scare the sh*t out of the world: "A child went forth each day, and everthing he saw that day, he became." Just think, we get "Tommy-in-training" by having this sentient slab of meat father a son and expose him to "me-first" parenting.

Nothing says "kids come first" like these choice quotes:

BUT, if I am to teach my children about love and life, then what I did Friday morning was a good lesson to learn and to show my kids about love..... what I need to do is see Eddie and Vanessa and make sure they know about the SPUR OF THE MOMENT decision and the story behind it.....


Right. Nothing says “love” like creating a family on a whim. Nothing says parenting like making a self-absorbed decision, blowing town and lamenting about how you fix things by THEN seeing your kids.

I talked to them several times on the phone this weekend.....

No guilt here. Guys in prison write the same things in their blogs. Guess they're up for "Father-of-the-Year" against Tommy.

I regret not being able to tell them first, because I think they went to school and teachers and friends told them and that’s not how I wished it would be, but it did.

Nothing says KIDS COME FIRST like doing what you want first, neglecting to man-up and think of others and THEN blaming the teachers and kids at school for f**king everything up in your “me-first” plan.

I am proud of Friday morning and I would do it all over again, because doing things on the fly and having spontaneity (my spell check isn’t working) is cool.

“Hey, let’s go to Disneyland today!” That’s spontaneity! “Hey. Let’s pull off the freeway on the way and grab an ice cream cone!” That’s on the fly.

“Let’s stage a birthday/engagement party, not tell my kids, blow over to Vegas, and fix this sh*t when we get back!”

That is self-interested, self-seeking, “it’s-all-about-the-fat-guy” typical, insensitive, inconsiderate, bullsh*t. You have “done it all over again,” you bloated moron!

I am glad I met Michelle and I am glad she has the same feelings about me with FAMILY and I love and respect that KIDS COME FIRST.


Let me finish the sentence for you....

Of course we came to this realization while doing real-life, ‘Tone-Loc” on the round bed in our suite. In between grunt sessions, we’d phone the kids and remind them how they came first (well, metaphorically speaking.)

[oops]

He's definitely read these posts and knows Mama had to clean up a big mess. Hope the kids let him have it but good and that every phone call was met with silence, berating or thick layers of guilt.

Selfish pig.

[RowdyOne]

Absolutely beautiful, Jake, and everyone else on the page above you. Wish I could write so eloquently. ( Maybe I have a future calling in becoming a Dilbert, G-forbid.) But I'm sitting here nodding and laughing at your posts, and then getting really angry about what a total ass/arse FH is and what he's doing to his kids. I think I'll go cut down a big shrub in my yard to make me feel better. That always works.

[SDReadhead]

...Know what bugs me? The U.K. version of ass as "arse"!! Just say Ass, man! Belt it out. Does it make it better to take out an S and add an R and an E?
I know, I know, it's a chat-internet-blog thing. I still hate reading it.
As for TBM? I'm still apathetic. ...or is it Arse-pathetic?

Thems fightin words, Tom! To call a born and bred Irish woman from Belfast a UK'er is -- well, as we like to say in Ireland -- arse backwards!

Oh no, I've given Fat Arse Tommy too much info on me -- I teach high school and I'm from Ireland.

In order to promote peace between nations, Tom, here's a toast with a pint of Guinness from me to you! :cheers:

[listener13]

OMG - you guys pretty much covered all of it. Repulsive slob. I watched the video of the "proposal" - and he ambushed her more than proposed. Even if she only had one centilla (no caps, but I so wanted to caps that word).....but I digress.....one centilla of respect for him, how could she say no and let down all of his "listeners" and J&J and all those women in the room. She was ambushed and bamboozled - and oh, the Steve Wonder song was just "playing" - my arse......arse.....arse.....FH is an arse.

He's gotta start walking the talk with his kids and his life, or he's gonna lose all of it.

Lemme start his Monday morning blog..."Oh, by the way, I start my diet tomorrow.....oh, and my new life with my child bride.....oh, and working out the big freaking mess I made of my kids' lives......oh, and finding a place for LBM to live because she's a helpless, hapless loser.....oh, and I have to start finding a ring sponsor so that I can get my child bride a big one because I'm going to have to pay through the nose to keep this one."

Did anyone notice that there's a new engagement ring store advertising on the showgram? I think it was Stern Jewelers or something like that. Watta wanna bet that Mrs. FH's ring comes from there?

All this, and more, disgusts me. And the thought of him without a shirt? MY EYES!!!!!

[itz_me_tom]

Go get 'em, Jake. Kids come first, my ass!

There was a time when I acted like TBM. I remember going to a local bar after work for "a drink" It would end up being 3 or 4. The difference - I was 25 at the time. You would think one w/ the experience, age, and obvious failures living life would learn by age 43.

Oh well, back to the land of "I don't-give-a-sh!t".

[itz_me_tom]

Thems fightin words, Tom! To call a born and bred Irish woman from Belfast a UK'er is -- well, as we like to say in Ireland -- arse backwards!

Oh no, I've given Fat Arse Tommy too much info on me -- I teach high school and I'm from Ireland.

In order to promote peace between nations, Tom, here's a toast with a pint of Guinness from me to you! :cheers:

You know I love ya.

[Wabbitsd]

1. So Rosa went in for some surgery...probably NOT a surprise. Every good son that I know takes a chick he has only known for a few months to Vegas instead of being close by while Mom is having surgery...afer all, she is so fragile, as he has said...so of course, run to Vegas, don't for heaven's sake postpone the trip for her sake. No wonder he never had a pin the tail on the donkey party when he was a kid...she thinks just like him, too. She probably had a bingo game or something at the church to attend, sorry Tomas, maybe next year.

On second thought, maybe Rosa was afraid everyone would mistake FatHeat for the donkey, after all, there is that resemblance...

2. "...will marry Michelle, she’s not my girlfriend anymore, MICHELLE IS MY FIANCE!"
:gle:

mygawd. This is :stupid: news. Michelle is a guy!!!

[Amused]

LOL, You guys crack me up. He's been put on ignore, all calls forwarded to a non working cell. His every 5 minute guilt calls are upsetting the kids. I can't have that.

He didn't love my reaction to having to mop up his mess. Then he had the audacity to tell me I was jealous. Are you kidding, of what?

My take, another victim to rescue, because he's such a great guy. The only people he's ever dated were those in crisis, addiction or those he could pluck from someone else. I myself was in a divorce. So, with that said the cycle continues.

His "kids first" BS has me ready to copy every blog and every apex comment and run to the attorney to protect my kids. He needs to quit EXPLOITING his children to make himself appear like Super Dad. It's really a sick behavior. Vanessa read his blog regarding his birthday letter and was disgusted saying he was a compulsive liar. How sad is that?

Maybe I need to start a blog on the DSC site?

[longcommute]

It sounds like Vanessa has a good head on her shoulders--may the cycle end with her!!!

And just because I am a spelling freak, it's scintilla, not centilla.
scin·til·la (sn-tl)
n.
1. A minute amount; an iota or trace.
2. A spark; a flash.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/scintilla

[listener13]

It sounds like Vanessa has a good head on her shoulders--may the cycle end with her!!!

And just because I am a spelling freak, it's scintilla, not centilla.
scin·til·la (sn-tl)
n.
1. A minute amount; an iota or trace.
2. A spark; a flash.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/scintilla

Yes, Sister Mary Benedict (I went to Catholic school) - Scintilla - you are so very smart......at least you're not hitting me over the head with a ruler while correcting my spelling.

Okay, so let's recap - CAPS and SPELLING are very important to you people. Got it.

[pax]

Oh my gosh, Amused, I feel so sorry for what you have to deal with. I am a mother of 2 kids and I know that I would go to the ends of the earth to protect them, just like you do. Your kids ARE SO LUCKY to have an even-headed parent in the picture.

[pax]

Also, Amused, for some reason I would love the real scoop on Laura and Dave. I guess it's hard for me to imagine breaking up a marriage when you have such young children especially when they seemed, on the outside, so "together." What the heck happened? What going to become of their kids? Thanks.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Amused - my hat is off to you and I give you a big thumb's up for being a GREAT parent :thumbup: Giving "lip service" to being a parent is easy, actually doing it (with grace and love) is a lot harder. You go, girl!

And for this comment from FH's blog "Well, she said YES and I hugged and kissed her.", all I can say is go watch the video. There was no kiss. That was not a woman that was happy with the situation....

Can't wait to hear the spin they put on all this on Monday morning.

Also, there is no way in h*ll that I would let my 90-something year old Mother have any kind of surgery and not be there, birthday or not. What a creep!

p.s. I found this site because of the LBM train wreck - I, too, would love to know the "behind the scenes" scoop :)

[san2can]

From the Jeff and Jer email blog...I just had to share, as it totally made me laugh out loud! http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/feeds/view2.php?feed_id=25702&article_id=83071

I just wanted to say that i was serious about you (Tommy) sounding super yummy on the mic. i'm thinking about starting a petition to keep you (Tommy) off that ratty intercom box. why should us girls be deprived of that warm fuzzy feeling melting, especially in the morning? anyway, that's it. happy monday, gina.
ummmm...yuck, yuck, yuck! "...that warm fuzzy feeling melting..." Dear Lord!

[san2can]

LOL, You guys crack me up. He's been put on ignore, all calls forwarded to a non working cell. His every 5 minute guilt calls are upsetting the kids. I can't have that.

He didn't love my reaction to having to mop up his mess. Then he had the audacity to tell me I was jealous. Are you kidding, of what?

My take, another victim to rescue, because he's such a great guy. The only people he's ever dated were those in crisis, addiction or those he could pluck from someone else. I myself was in a divorce. So, with that said the cycle continues.

His "kids first" BS has me ready to copy every blog and every apex comment and run to the attorney to protect my kids. He needs to quit EXPLOITING his children to make himself appear like Super Dad. It's really a sick behavior. Vanessa read his blog regarding his birthday letter and was disgusted saying he was a compulsive liar. How sad is that?

Maybe I need to start a blog on the DSC site?

I totally agree with the other posters about you being a level headed parent. I can see how the "kids first" crap would be annoying and it would have me running to my lawyer as well. I agree that it is sad that Vanessa was disgusted with his birthday blog, but thankfully she sees Tommy for what he is and hopefully when she is old enough (or hopefully your lawyer can intervene) she will be able to separate herself from him and his ways. All the best to you and your children:)

[Transplant]

just posted at 3:30 this afternoon...and he's on to us!!!!

"I decided I had to write a 2nd blog today to simply say THANK YOU! I just read each email and I got over 400 since Friday morning and THANK YOU. Thank you so much for “having my back” and “your kind words”. I’m celebrating 20 years with Jeff and Jer next year and the one thing that I will always remember is the time Cindy Brady-----NAH, I better not tell you that story, but I will always be thankful and grateful and appreciative of our listeners! YOU GUYS! I’ve been printing and saving some of the good ones so I could read them to my mom. I read her emails when I do something on the air that gets a reaction. She smiles so big when I read her a really flattering one. I have read her mean emails and mean postings from this one IP address that just hates me.

We better watch out...he can track our IP's (ha ha ha)

[longcommute]

Are we supposed to feel guilty? Come on.

Many of the postings here are smacks upside his head, not just "I hate Tommy." If I really hated him, I wouldn't post here. I think he has potential to grow up and move beyond his tough childhood, be a better dad/son/brother, find a quality relationship not based on shallow stuff, actually raise money for a charity, stop stalking--I mean saving--damsels in distress etc etc etc.

[oops]

From what Amused said he sounds like a raging tyrant that definitely isn't putting the feelings of his kids first---they are so lucky to no longer have him in their home; too bad he's still in their lives. Dangerous, threatening behavior. Just the kind of new husband and step daddy I'd pick for my 3 little ones! Sounding more and more like his idol OJ all the time!

[Jean]

I find it interesting that there has not been one comment about the fact that Tommy did not get married this weekend as I believe was predicted.

[listener13]

True - I don't think he's talking about us - he's talking about the "don't date him girl" website.....and the craigslist postings (which seem to have stopped). I'm sure he reads this stuff, however, and when he finds out who Amused is, he'll be checking back here more often.

"the kids are on the phone...." - yeah, right. And the San Diego Chamber of Commerce is at the door with your keys to the city, and oh, is that the Publishers Clearinghouse van coming down the street? Give it up......

[listener13]

I find it interesting that there has not been one comment about the fact that Tommy did not get married this weekend as I believe was predicted.

Maybe he did and they're saving it as another stunt for Tuesday, which is Michelle's birthday.......trust, my friend, trust in the forum. We put subliminal messages into his FH.....but my original prediction still stands: Married by Thanksgiving, SOT (Spawn of Tommy) by April, restraining orders by May.

[oops]

:ugh: :mad:

[RowdyOne]

listener13: " I'm sure he reads this stuff, however, and when he finds out who Amused is, he'll be checking back here more often..."

He knows who Amused is because he reads this thread. At least Amused is being careful about what she posts, as it's all stuff for possible future court actions. And I think we should be careful about what we ask her... she has to protect herself as well as those kids.

After this weekend, I have no doubt she's no longer "Amused.":(

[cheekymonkey]

As a mom, she will be the one to protect them and soothe their wounds thru all this. Did he even---sorry here come the caps--
DISCUSSthe possibility that he may one day marry this chick and her nest?

Did he even ask how they would feel with new step-siblings coming into their home? Vanessa is not a baby. She is a young lady and does not deserve this from her dad. I know it's not HER decision to make, but he should have communicated w/the kids.

I'm all fired up about this. What a :censored: -head. And no, not a fathead, a :censored:-head.

I'm done.:disa:

[oops]

No one is Amused----Disgusted yes, amused no. I want to post on their email blog but know that nothing will ever be posted for public consumption due to the filter of b.s. and rose colored lenses. You can't tell me that J&J aren't getting just more and more fed up, disgusted and wanting to disassociate with T&L. Remember how Jerry and Pam refused to let FH date their friend? They know what kind of a**hole he is and wouldn't let him near her! This show should just implode in September with the end of the contract and Laura can go off to sell clothes at WalMart and Tommy can become a tour guide at Torrey Pines.

[Transplant]

You know what guys....

Amused is going to do what she needs to do to protect her children. NO MATTER WHAT (sorry wabbit). That's all that matters. She hasn't said anything that isn't true.

Who the heck cares (sorry i don't swear much) what FH reads on here. We all know he's here...being a lurker or stalker. I know that him saying "I've got your IP address" doesn't mean crap when you view his blogs (I'm in IT) and most IP addresses only lead back to your cox.net, or yahoo.com address but they change your IP I.D. everytime you log on...it's a static address and his idle threats are just that. (damn {sorry} he's really bugging me)

I'm with all of you that this is FH either staging a ratings drive or that he really thinks he loves FM and is convinced that all of this is right. If my mom was having surgery on friday, I would have called work and said "sorry" and been there at the hospital. To not be there is wrong!

Okay...now that i've worked myself into a lather....ta ta

[Transplant]

You know what guys....

Amused is going to do what she needs to do to protect her children. NO MATTER WHAT (sorry wabbit). That's all that matters. She hasn't said anything that isn't true.

Who the heck cares (sorry i don't swear much) what FH reads on here. We all know he's here...being a lurker or stalker. I know that him saying "I've got your IP address" doesn't mean crap when you view his blogs (I'm in IT) and most IP addresses only lead back to your cox.net, or yahoo.com address but they change your IP I.D. everytime you log on...it's a static address and his idle threats are just that. (damn {sorry} he's really bugging me)

I'm with all of you that this is FH either staging a ratings drive or that he really thinks he loves FM and is convinced that all of this is right. If my mom was having surgery on friday, I would have called work and said "sorry" and been there at the hospital. To not be there is wrong!

Okay...now that i've worked myself into a lather....ta ta

GRRRR....i'm ticked...how am i gonna sleep (sorry boris...gotta use the word gonna {and gotta})
:pissed:

[Transplant]

oh nooo...the Craigslist/san diego is at it again.....

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-08-25, 10:56PM PDT


Apparently he got engaged on the air on Friday. A little hasty as he met her in early July. Does anyone know of the Michelle woman he is engaged to? They each have kids (5 between them) that I don't believe they are putting first. And he has some domestic violence **** in his background.

[listener13]

I know that him saying "I've got your IP address" doesn't mean crap when you view his blogs (I'm in IT) and most IP addresses only lead back to your cox.net, or yahoo.com address but they change your IP I.D. everytime you log on...it's a static address and his idle threats are just that. (damn {sorry} he's really bugging me)


Is that true even if you're a BIG DEAL????:throw:

[Transplant]

Is that true even if you're a BIG DEAL????:throw:

You are precious (isn't that Fh's words?)

Anybody watching Big Love on HBO right now? ohhhh....poligamy?

[Wabbitsd]

ohmygosh. I think we need to make a call to either Ms. Manners or Judge Judy....or wait...both!!!

Say, for instance, a guy gives a gal an engagement ring. When the engagement is called off (according to da Judge), the ring is to returned to the gentleman, I mean the Fathead. Cut and dry, typical Judge Judy.

Wait. What I wouldn't give to have Judge Judy give Fathead a ration for the way he is using his kids.......wow. Oh, heck...maybe she would call him out on all his past behavior...

my. That was a nice moment, imagining her calling him names and all...

ok, back to reality.

I call on Miss Manners here to intervene. What if he gives the chick-caught-in-the-headlights a ring as a birthday present. Now, is that a gift, or is it a token of engagement? I think this could get very interesting. chick-caught-in-the-headlights might have come up with this whole scheme to pay a couple of months of her rent...take the ring! hock the ring!

[Wabbitsd]

boy, that quote from craigslist sounds so...well, dilberty, doesn't it?

[Transplant]

You are precious (isn't that Fh's words?)

Anybody watching Big Love on HBO right now? ohhhh....poligamy?

am i allowed to quote myself?

Michelle and Laura? two wifes....wonder who would be the first wife?


edited for spelling before boris bashes me

[listener13]

I call on Miss Manners here to intervene. What if he gives the chick-caught-in-the-headlights a ring as a birthday present. Now, is that a gift, or is it a token of engagement? I think this could get very interesting. chick-caught-in-the-headlights might have come up with this whole scheme to pay a couple of months of her rent...take the ring! hock the ring!

ooooh, I'm sure after this weekend she EARNED that ring.....:winkie:

[Transplant]

boy, that quote from craigslist sounds so...well, dilberty, doesn't it?

Dilberty...that's precious too! (that'll be my new word) I'm in a feisty mood tonight....keep those elves away from me, i'll cook them like a potroast in the crockpot

The Craigslist posting does sound like Dilbert...doesn't it?

[RowdyOne]

boy, that quote from craigslist sounds so...well, dilberty, doesn't it? Yep - sure does!

[Transplant]

boris...

I do luv ya (misspelling on purpoe and to aggravate you)

[Transplant]

boris...

did you catch purpoe? tee hee...i really am chewing on bones tonight...watch out...

[itz_me_tom]

Is this the Transplant thread? Did I make a wrong turn somewhere?

Ease up on the neffing, Transplant.
Particulary enjoyed you posting to reply to your own post. Really?
Try putting all the 2 sentence posts into one regular sized post.


Just a thought.

Party on!

[Wabbitsd]

Transplant, baby! Quicklikeabunny...go back and edit your post talking bout the two wifes...it's wives.

we'll just keep this between you and me, no one else will even know, certainly not boris or jake...those two are tough taskmasters...:gle:

tom...(shhh) it's the elves. watch out, they are certainly destined to be stew at the transplant house.......:fro:

[Transplant]

Transplant, baby! Quicklikeabunny...go back and edit your post talking bout the two wifes...it's wives.

we'll just keep this between you and me, no one else will even know, certainly not boris or jake...those two are tough taskmasters...:gle:

tom...(shhh) it's the elves. watch out, they are certainly destined to be stew at the transplant house.......:fro:

Thanks for keeping me in check Wabbit...i've had a scotch on the rocks and am now calm. It is wives...sorry...just trying to draw Boris out of hiding.

Thanks for keeping it a secret...i've got the elves stewing in the crockpot now and they don't even know they're going to be dinner with potatoes and carrots.

Sorry for ranting tonight guys...just going through some personal crap on my own and i see a guy (FH) who is just making life tough for everyone else in his life and how Amused has to pick up the pieces. It just makes me sad and makes me realize what i'm looking forward to....

I apologize guys

[SDReadhead]

No apology needed, Transplant. You just reminded me that I had a potroast in the freezer -- so tomorrow morning I'll toss it in the crockpot! Hooray, potroast tomorrow instead of pizza (again). See, I'm the kind of mom who puts my kids first!!!! Oh, wait, tomorrow I'm starting my diet.

On a different note, friends, I am afraid SaddySad McSaderson really meant it when she bid us farewell a few days ago. Oh, had she only waited until the proposal. I wonder if she knows about it? The band is going to play a farewell tribute to Sad Cubed. Hats off to Saddy!:fro: :drums: :guitar: :sing: :bandit:

[shello]

I seriously doubt Tommy will ever marry Michelle. Think about it. We've all seen someone 150% gung-ho about something (like a new girlfriend/boyfrined, car, job, hobby, whatever) and then as quickly as it was there...it's gone.

So, she's at his house all night? Where are her kids? I guess they get dragged around the city with her when she saddles up to her next suitor.

Also, I can't believe Tommy told Dannell that she must be jealous. Can he possible get any more immature? Not only is he an ass, but he's an ARSE too. (Truly he is, itzmetom) There's room for both when it comes to him.

:fro: :sing: :drums: :guitar:

[insightbyjake]

Transplant, baby! Quicklikeabunny...go back and edit your post talking bout the two wifes...it's wives.

we'll just keep this between you and me, no one else will even know, certainly not boris or jake...those two are tough taskmasters...:gle:

tom...(shhh) it's the elves. watch out, they are certainly destined to be stew at the transplant house.......:fro:
Silly Wabbit...I'm watching you... Me, a taskmaster? No....Me demands thoughtful insight...... Spelling is an ancillary position for Jake's posts ....(i.e., a subordinate or supplementary frame of reference)..... keep that between "us" rather than "you and me." If more than two are involved, we'll use "among" instead of "between."

P.S. I hate the way every moron on that show states, "It was so fun!" "Fun," in that statement is a noun. "So," is an adverb. An adverb can NOT modify a NOUN!!!!!

"It was so MUCH fun.." THAT is acceptable.

It's midnight....Jake is tired.....Jake can't stand the Tommy-is-a-fat-piece-of-sh*t-bad-parent-while-he-pretends-to-be-all-about-the-kids-like-the-other-worse-than-worthless-"stars"-of-the-showgram-who-have-a-rescidivist-"all-about-me"-complex-that-washes-away-because-we-earn-millions-and-are-pathetic-losers-who-tell-us-they-we-are-"cool"-while-selling-matress-ads-while-pontificating-on-what-meaningful-"we-make-San-Diego-what-it-is"-kind-of-people-we-have-been-for-20-years.

Jake wants to puke every time he hears Jeff credit God for his slow venture into adulthood (which would be every freakin' day). Jake wants to puke every time he hears Jerry value rodents over humans... tits over personalities...and, Van Halen over ANYONE!.....Jake wants to puke every time he hears Laura......(enough said)....Jake wants to puke every time he reads the fat toad's blog thanking the sycophants for hauling their respective fat-asses up a hill with his fat-ass...and...Jake wants to puke every time he hears the fat-toad lament about his tortured upbringing......drug-addict-brothers....hot-dog dinners....an aging mom.....Chula Vista struggles...and any other part of life we ALL live that is NOT unique to him!

We ALL have sh*t....the toad makes a sh*tload of money producing a 'B-level' radio show and we're supposed to feel bad about the "tragic" past? Good GOD!!!! A struggle in Chula Vista is probably a bit easier than childhood in Darfur....you think?

It's midnight and someone will die tonight. Someone will be born tonight. And most of the rest of the living, will awaken tomorrow with a simple goal of taking care of those who really matter....the "real" people in this world, who "get" what it is to live, will realize life is 5% pure joy...5% pure struggle and sorrow...and 90% maintenance....

Don't take credit for your ability to f**k up the maintenance part...toad.

What creates animosity toward the "stars" of the "Showgram" is, they seems to get the 5% joy and 5% sorrow and struggle part of life..... They constantly show powerful evidence that they are incapable of living the 90% maintenance like the rest of humanity -- that's what makes them so blantantly out of touch....absurdly disconnected....so very "Laura Cain-esque," so "It's-all-about-the-fat-guy" Tommy-radio...so, "here's what it is," so, "I've finally learned...," so, "I can't believe how mean sober people are to addicts who have destroyed familes..."

I think I've said before, when referring to this collection of "talent," they are the embodiment of Sommerset Maugham's
quote...."Only mediocre people are always at their best."


...... and the colored girls said, "Do-dodoo-do-dodoo-do-doo-do-dodoo-do-dodoo-do-doo-do-doodo-do-doodoo-do-doo-do-dodooo-do-dodoo-doo-do.."

[itz_me_tom]

What can ya say that hasn't been said by every gal here many, many, many, many....times before. I'll just leave it at, nice post, Jake!

Tom scratches head, borrowing Jake's third-person-dash-between-every-word-when-on-tirade-style.

Hey Jake, with your obvious "mensa-level" mind, what the hell do you get out of this thread? Don't take that as an an attack, rather, a sincere question. Inquiring minds...

I know what I get, and maybe it's the same as you. It feels good to bitch about these idiots with like-minded people who understand what we're talking about. I may have just answered my own question, but am interested in your take.

[Wabbitsd]

Jake, thank you. :cheers:.

I feel through this site, at least there is an avenue to express my disappointment at this collection of beings. I don't know, is it just because they constantly say so much about themselves, and they all believe their own imaginary personaes? But they do provide a constant stream of entertainment...

And let me say one thing: typing the dashes between the words like that is not all that easy. I admire how you stick with it all the way to the end. Focused attention, I love that. And well, insightful.

I'd go on and on right now about how I admire everything about you...but alas, I'm working on brevity. :bow:

[itz_me_tom]

Well said, Wabbit.

btw: Jake shoudn't be the only honoree here today. You bring a lot to this thread...for me, anyway. You get it.

That was like a back handed compliment, but you get the gist.

Wow, do you feel the love like I do? (Insert some syrupy music here...) Hey, I know, howzabout the Stevie song?

[shello]

From Tommy's late afternoon blog, July 8:

"Okay, this next thing happened to me at Cowles Mountain. I was coming down the mountain when I started talking with this woman that was part of our group. She had dark hair and sweats on and I just said hello. I started to just chat with her and she told me it was her first time doing Cowles and that she wanted to be here this morning to be with “positive people”……I told her, “you don’t look like you need to lose any weight” and she said back to me, “I’m not hear for my weight, I’m here because I need to stop drinking and I admire what you did for Laura Then she flat out said to me that she stopped drinking on the 4th of July and if I could take her to a meeting. I said, “do you mean a AA meeting?” and she said YES. Then I told her that Laura and I were planning on going to a meeting at 7 O’clock tonight and she was more than welcome to come along. SO, she is."

"Not sure if this woman would of told me this story if I wasn’t walking by her, but I did. I’m glad I got to meet this woman and she looked like a PTA mom or a minivan mom. Cowles Mountain KILLED ME this morning, but if the pain I have in my legs was the price I had to pay to meet this woman, then I’m glad I went."

We've speculated and I think this answers how he met Michelle...er, make that, how Michelle puposefully bumped into him. Nothing says LTR like:

1. Having a drinking problem and jumping into a relationship.
2. Having a small child and jumping from one relationship to the next.

[SadSadSad]

Wow. Been out of the country partying with the invisible elves for the last few days and just found out the "news". This morning I am truly SadSadSad. For the life of me I cannot understand why FH feels the need to hurt his children and put them through emotional and mental hardships that should never exist. He is making it very hard for them to love him right now. Rule number one about being a parent is that you never make them cry because of something stupid you did. He has broken this rule too many times. Ugh. I am just so sadsadsad this morning. Why doesn't FH have any respect for his kids feelings? I am sooooo angry and sad this morning. Stop hurting your babies, FH! You big fat ugly troll! YOU'RE STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! I am soooo disgusted that J & J not only let this go on but encourage it. What a bunch of irresponible a**holes! FH congratulations you got my attention and my ire up...that's what you wanted right? Unfortunately your children are paying the price. Excuse me, I need to go beat the crap out of a pillow. Mad and Sad. Sadsadsad is Mad and Sad!!!!

[SadSadSad]

Okay here is an email from Michelle that is in FH Blog's this morning:

Hi you guys!

OH MY GOSH!!!!! That's about all I've been able to say all day today -- well, that and YES! I'm still in shock, and I truly feel like the luckiest girl in the world right now. :)) Somewhere along the sometimes BUMPY road I've travelled to get to the blessings that seem to be SHOWERING me right now, I got JUST wise enough to recognize God's gift to me...Tommy. People always told me that when you meet 'the one,' you JUST KNOW IT. I never, ever believed in that, because I never felt the feeling that I have for Tommy before. I've tried to feel it in the past only to be disappointed when it didn't work out. Now I find myself feeling so grateful for the times my heart was broken in the past, because those were stepping stones that led me UNEXPECTEDLY into the arms of the man I want to love and take good care of for the rest of my life. And those same people who said that I would JUST KNOW IT when I met the right person were also right when they said it would happen when I wasn't looking and when I became the right woman, I'd find the right man. Ana, I promised you yesterday I'd never hurt your "Tomas." I mean it. :)

Gosh darn it! I was soooo nervous and in shock and happy today that I couldn't gush over Tommy the way he deserves on the radio. Thanks for letting me gush to you guys. I didn't stop shaking for a couple hours, but I'm still not able to process a simple conversation OR remember to get gas. I RAN OUT OF GAS down by the bay this afternoon, because I was crying my eyes out and gushing over Tommy to my sister on the phone. I didn't know exactly where I was, because I was kind of aimlessly driving and crying and freaking out. So my sister said she'd come find me and would call when she got close. GREAT! except MY CELL PHONE DIED RIGHT AFTER I RAN OUT OF GAS!!!! Yeah, she coudn't find me or call me or help me! ;))) Did I fail to mention Evie was in her carseat getting antsy and cranky??? :)) So I got a walk in at the bay today afterall!! (Okay, Morena Blvd. doesn't exactly qualify as the bay.)

I don't know when we'll actually TIE THE KNOTT, but a couple things I'm positive about are:

1) It won't be in Vegas!! :))
2) It will be exactly when it's meant to be.
3) You guys will all be invited to share that special day with us just like today!

I've got some packing to do for Vegas. Just wanted to thank you guys for making this day even more beautiful than it already was.

xo,
Michelle P.S.....ALL I KEEP THINKING IS THAT THIS IS SOOOOO TOMMMY! I TRY TO SURPRISE HIM WITH SOMETHING AND HE TOTALLY HAS TO OUTDO ME!!!!! :)))
P.P.S......I FORGOT TO GIVE TOMMY THE PRESENT I BROUGHT FOR HIM. IT WAS ONE OF THE DRAWERS FROM MY DRESSER. :))) GUESS I'M GOING TO BE SHARING MORE THAN A DRAWER, HUH? :))

So if she truly did write this that 1) she is really as sick as him 2) she has the same caps problem as FH 3) ran out of gas because she was crying hysterically...ummm you probably shouldn't be driving then, you idiot.

[FormerSanDiegan]

OMG that was SO written by FH. I'm almost embarassed for him because it's blatantly obvious that he's now writing his own "love notes" to himself. Ugh. Sick bastard.

On a side note, how truly odd is it that her daughter is named "Evie"? Hmmmmm...

[newgal]

ohmygosh. I think we need to make a call to either Ms. Manners or Judge Judy....or wait...both!!!

Say, for instance, a guy gives a gal an engagement ring. When the engagement is called off (according to da Judge), the ring is to returned to the gentleman, I mean the Fathead. Cut and dry, typical Judge Judy.

Wait. What I wouldn't give to have Judge Judy give Fathead a ration for the way he is using his kids.......wow. Oh, heck...maybe she would call him out on all his past behavior...

my. That was a nice moment, imagining her calling him names and all...

ok, back to reality.

I call on Miss Manners here to intervene. What if he gives the chick-caught-in-the-headlights a ring as a birthday present. Now, is that a gift, or is it a token of engagement? I think this could get very interesting. chick-caught-in-the-headlights might have come up with this whole scheme to pay a couple of months of her rent...take the ring! hock the ring!

If he gives her the ring as her birthday present it is a birthday present and she can keep it WHEN (sorry had to use the caps) they break up. Apparently if it is given on a regular gift giving occasion than it is considered a gift even if it is an engagement ring. I could be wrong about this but I am pretty sure that is accurate. Either way he is an idiot.

[Amused]

[QUOTE=SadSadSad]Okay here is an email from Michelle that is in FH Blog's this morning:

UNEXPECTEDLY into the arms of the man I want to love


She "wants" to love him. That says it all! LOL

[listener13]

[QUOTE=SadSadSad]Okay here is an email from Michelle that is in FH Blog's this morning:

UNEXPECTEDLY into the arms of the man I want to love


She "wants" to love him. That says it all! LOL

I'm sure that feeling will go away once all that hair grows back on his back! ICK!

It is good to see that he has found his "mental match" in a woman.

[newgal]

[QUOTE=SadSadSad]Okay here is an email from Michelle that is in FH Blog's this morning:

UNEXPECTEDLY into the arms of the man I want to love


She "wants" to love him. That says it all! LOL

Why else would she have gone to Cowles Mtn that day? Someone said it here before that she is just a starf*&ker, of course she is so stupid she thinks he is a star!! It never ceases to amaze me how selfish people are, neither one of them even gave a second thought to their children. I was going to say - WTH are they thinking but then I remembered that neither one of them has a brain so thinking probably is not really a big part of their day!

[RowdyOne]

I'm sure that feeling will go away once all that hair grows back on his back! ICK!

Hey, some of us actually like natural and normal! Trouble is, he is as far from natural and normal as they come. FAKE FAKE FAKE FH.

[oops]

"tie the KNOTT"---geez! Bleach went right to the brain cells. Or like you said her ghost writer is showing his style. The lack of discussion re: the subject on the show this morning was palpable. Obvious FH got a talking to from higher up or knows he better behave and respect those who matter. I kept picturing him like a puppy with his tail between his legs---good.

Laura's probably not going to rush and move out now that the wedding's on hold. And does she only take her kids to movies?!

[Dilbert-1985]

Boy, there sure has been lotsa excitement on the Jeff and Jer Showgram recently!

Little Tommy is showing that he's not just jumping into something without thinking. Yes they are engaged but the actual wedding will happen when it's RIGHT. But it was crazy that Danelle had to take the kids out of school and tell them before they learned it in the street somewhere that Dad was engaged and not know all the details yet.

Jeff has gone gray. I see in the pictures from the red neck festival that he is grayer now. Wow they sure had fun at the red neck festival.

Since the red neck festival was far away, nobody there knew who Jeff was. Must be tough to be a celebrity sometimes and not have your privacy. But there, he and Kristen could just be like any average people who go to a red neck festival.

[Transplant]

I'm sorry, but there aren't enough decent (meaning rated G or PG) out in the theaters for a 8 y/o let alone her 3 y/o.

What could she possibly have taken them to see? PG-13 or R rated movies?

[listener13]

Hey, some of us actually like natural and normal! Trouble is, he is as far from natural and normal as they come. FAKE FAKE FAKE FH.

Okay, but put it into context - on FH's back!!! now - ICK!

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, so riddle me this. first, is there some kind of mosquito in here? I hear this annoying high-pitched whining...oh well, I can't imagine what it could be...it's so annoying, though...and so behind the curve...

anyhoo.

This Michelle must have a nanny for her kids already...I don't know about anyone else, but when my kid was 8 months old, I didn't have more than a couple of hours of kid free time. But Michelle evidently has had time to become and quit being an alcoholic...ok I can give her that, but if she is divorced, who watches the kids? She seems to have plenty of free time to get out and join the dating scene and oh, yeah....glom onto semi-famous big deal "positive" people.

We need to recruit someone who knows this chick and get the full story.

Methinks she is a fame follower, and she sees a "project in the making" with Fathead.

oh, and thanks for the complimentos...I'll say I really enjoy coming and exchanging humor with you folks...I love the group we have gathered...well, there are a couple of exceptions, but it could be the same person with multiple personalities. And that other one...so much like a buzzing little mosquito...it is back around?

SadSadSad...do you think it is one of your invisible elves making that droning, annoying whining sound? :rolleyes:

[Transplant]

I couldn't listen this morning. Was there anything interesting happening on the spewgram this morning?:wavey2:

[Dilbert-1985]

Gee maybe Michelle will get her own blog on the web site. That would be cool, she could report on how things are going with her and Little Tommy.

[oops]

Yeah I wonder how many baby daddies there are??? Do we know for sure she's in recovery? If so the similarities to Sister Laura are too creepy. (especially with baby Evie).

The email blog on the show site is disgusting: nothing but accolades for Tommy. How obvious and slanted. I'd think J&J would start to rant about who's show this is?! It's turned into the TS freakin' lovefest. GAG

[Dilbert-1985]

Do Jeff and Jer listen to Star 94.1 when they are "off duty"?

[Smitty]

OMG that was SO written by FH. I'm almost embarassed for him because it's blatantly obvious that he's now writing his own "love notes" to himself. Ugh. Sick bastard.

On a side note, how truly odd is it that her daughter is named "Evie"? Hmmmmm...

Not odd at all considering this Michelle is clearly one of their 11 listeners. She either thought the name was great after hearing Laura has an Evan(Evie) or just wanted to come up with a good topic for discussion if she ever had a chance at winning over one of the rich males on the show(Tommy, Jeff, or Jer). I'm sure her daughter would not have that name if it weren't for Laura's daughter.

[Dilbert-1985]

Do we know if Michelle is planning to move in with Tommy? Like Laura said she has to move out now, but maybe Michelle's not moving in right now?

[Smitty]

Do Jeff and Jer listen to Star 94.1 when they are "off duty"?

NO WAY! Jeff admits he listens to Country music all the time and. They ALL have newer expensive automobiles equipped with the technology they will never let you mention on the air over there, "Satellite Radio - shhhhhhhhhh!" If you had a choice between listening to the music you like with or without commercials what would you choose? I know for a fact Jeff has talked about his kids listening to the Disney Radio channel in his car a lot. Isn't that satellite only?

[Dilbert-1985]

Jeff and Jer don't have big egoes, so they don't mind that Tommy has been the center of attention on the Showgram recently.

And before that, Laura was all that when she got back from rehab. Just at different times, the different people on the Showgram take center stage for different reasons.

Jeff and Jer might have something to say if Star 94.1 managers wanted to change the name to the Little Tommy Showgram, but otherwise they are happy to let Tommy enjoy his girl and his attention.

[oops]

Not odd at all considering this Michelle is clearly one of their 11 listeners. She either thought the name was great after hearing Laura has an Evan(Evie) or just wanted to come up with a good topic for discussion if she ever had a chance at winning over one of the rich males on the show(Tommy, Jeff, or Jer). I'm sure her daughter would not have that name if it weren't for Laura's daughter.

That's sick! Getting knocked up (okay, I'm assuming she wasn't married) and naming the baby after the radio station's kid's name to hook up with her next conquest! That's just what FH deserves! I love it!

And Dilbert, what street in Mayberry do you live on? Been down to the fishin' hole with Opie lately? Golly! You're just chockfull of ideas and thought provokin' ponderings!

[Wabbitsd]

Smitty. Who you talking to?

C'mon back away from the dark side there...:wavey2:

If you folks want to do some extracurricular reading, check today's UT Sports SEction...an interview by Bill Center with:

"Position: Ball Girl | Birthplace: New Orleans
Q&A with Nina Detrow!"

Could someone get that can of mosquito spray, please? It's buzzing around sumthin turrible. I am KNOTT going to like listening to that whining sound.


Oops, you too, honey. quit talking to the asphalt pavement. come back and talk to us, dear.

[Dilbert-1985]

They have gotten a lot of mileage out of Laura living at Tommy's and the house rules for her and all that stuff. Imagine some of the different possibilities like that we could see in the future.

1. Jeff and Kristen have a fight, so Jeff goes to stay at Jerry's house.

2. Jerry and Pam have a fight, so Jerry goes to stay at Randy's house.

3. Randy and Debbie split up, so Debbie goes to live at Tommy's house.

4. Laura gets evicted from her new place after she moves out of Tommy's, so then she has to move back into Tommy's. But by this time, Michelle is living at Tommy's so there are "cat fights" between the two girls.

5. Randy and Debbie get kicked out by Randy's parents, so they both go to live at Tommy's house temporarily.

6. When Randy and Debbie are at Tommy's, things happen between Tommy and Debbie. Sparks fly........



There are lots of plot line possibilities.

[Transplant]

for those of you that can't access J&J's website....(she must have someone else type and post this junk)

Dear Diary,

Driving into work this morning, I had an overwhelming sense of "fullness." I feel as if my cup runneth over with love, satisfaction and contentment. This is how I get the day after I spent the weekend with my babies. We had such a good time together over the last few days. I truly feel as if we made some memories together, too. (cue Bon Jovi song here….)

On Saturday, we checked into the Paradise Point Resort on the bay. As we were pulling into the place, I told the kids to get ready because we were about to drive through the jungle. They screamed as we made our way through the lush landscaping that lead up to a miniature golf course, a giant tree house thingy, waterfalls and ducks. I was blown away by this gem tucked away on the bay. I felt like we were in Hawaii. Anyway, we checked into the room, which was right on the bay, and on the bed were two sand buckets filled with toys. One of the managers is a friend of the showgram, so he did that for me and the kids. My eyes were all watery.

"What's the matter Momma?"

"Oh, I'm just so happy we're here together!"

The first thing we did was get into our swim suits and hit the sand. We constructed the most elaborate sand castle community Paradise Point has ever seen, I think. We had a "scary" castle with dead seaweed surrounding it. Charlie made the "happy" castle complete with a giant green lawn (fresh seaweed), we had a "sea monster" castle that Evie decorated. The air was the perfect temperature and the water was warm and the sand was soft and my kids were just beautiful and laughing and smiling. It was a moment, I tell ya.

Then, we went on the pool tour….three pools in one hour. The resort has FIVE, by the way. Evan was complaining that she didn't have a floaty. I didn't feel like buying a 20 dollar blow up lobster, so I told her that I was her floaty, and that was that. And, we did just that…we bobbed and floated around the big pool and the girl pool (Jacuzzi). She can't say Jacuzzi, though. Evan says "Capoozee." It’s so funny.

Charlie got a teeny tiny piece of glass, the size of a grain of sand, stuck in his foot. It was drama…such drama that we left the resort in our wet swimsuits Sunday afternoon earlier than we had planned. When we got back to Tommy's, he was whining and moaning so bad that I had to broker a deal with the kid.

"Charlie, if you let me pull it out of your foot with these tweezers, I will take you to 7-11 so
you can pick out a Tech Deck."

Amazing how quickly he propped his foot up on my lap and let me have at it.

Speaking of Tech Decks, Charlie managed to get three out of me this weekend. He then proceeded to apply all the Tech Deck tattoos to his arms. Four of them, to be exact. Those suckers don't come off. We were swimming all weekend, for goodness sake, and those things didn't fade one bit.

It's not like he starts school today or anything….Catholic School! Not a good look with the
uniform.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[itz_me_tom]

If you folks want to do some extracurricular reading, check today's UT Sports SEction...an interview by Bill Center with:

"Position: Ball Girl | Birthplace: New Orleans
Q&A with Nina Detrow!"



Nice find, W.


Here's the link:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/padres/20070827-9999-lz1s27padsmon.html

[oops]

Who's behind the curtain Oh-Powerful-Oz (Dilbert)? One post is (obvious) dumb as a doornail questioning and the next is full of all knowing answers. Are you the same one the station has sifting thru emails to post on the rosy blog, so that nothing negative gets posted to tarnish the reps of the emperor and his ladies?(Lauras #1&2)

[Transplant]

that was a nice find Wabbitsd...

Not a very flattering picture of her tho'

[mel41099]

If you folks want to do some extracurricular reading, check today's UT Sports SEction...an interview by Bill Center with:

"Position: Ball Girl | Birthplace: New Orleans
Q&A with Nina Detrow!"


she looks like the Wicked Witch.

[11ListenerNot]

Did anyone look at the pictures posted at the "hillbilly", oh I'm sorry I meant "readneck convention". Jeff made a point of telling us that there is a difference between redneck and hillbilly. Accordint to the pictures they look one and the same to me.

Also, is it just me or does Krusten look the same in every picture taken of her?? Yikes, mama mormon

[oops]

Sorry Wabbitsd, just got wrapped up in the obvious crap that is the showgram lurking. My irritation level with the deceitfulness is making me (like many others) cranky. The clothes are off the emperor so why be so bothered, huh? (just the mental image of that is sick though---) Sorry all for that pic

[11ListenerNot]

Well folks, off to Italy...oh no I just woke up and Jer was sitting on an airplane next to me. Consider that a nightmare..
Honestly, I'm off to Vegas, and will not be seeing the Beatles show at the Mirage. The showroom is contaminated by FH's presence.

[Wabbitsd]

transplant and mel...I think that was wy I thought to mention it here...

In my day, the called "that look" the "rode hard and put away wet look." But I did live in New Mexico when I was a youngster....:ptlaugh:

[Dilbert-1985]

Gee, that sure was cool to see Jeff and Kristen at the red neck convention.

Can you believe that they have a red neck convention?

Jeff took 2 trips east in 2 weeks. Because weekend before last he went to New York and Boston with his son, and this past weekend went to Pa. to the red neck convention . They must have a lot of money to travel so much.

[Dilbert-1985]

Does anybody know if Randy and Debbie ever got engaged?

[Wabbitsd]

Could someone direct the mosquito to craigslist's rant and rave page(s)? There are lots of nice photos there he/she/it could enjoy. I'm sure there is someone posting stuff about Fathead, Michelle with no brain, LBM, and the other misogynists collecting on that certain point of the radio spectrum.

Oh, darn. I forgot. This is generally known as napping time for the overworked dolts from that location, isn't it?

to the mosquito: "begone with you...before someone drops a house on you too!!"

[Dilbert-1985]

Do we know why Nina left Jeff?

Jeff sure got with Kristen on the rebound didn't he?

[listener13]

ignore it and it will go away. It will be back with a new name at some point, I'm sure. It's all the same person - whatever it is. It's here to get a rise out of us - if you ignore it, even with an amazing low IQ, it will get the hint and go away.

[listener13]

that was a nice find Wabbitsd...

Not a very flattering picture of her tho'

She looks like Edie Falco after a two-day bender.

[Dilbert-1985]

Does Laura still go to her AA and NA meetings? It sounds like that subject dropped off the face of the earth.

Hopefully Laura is getting her life turned around for her sake and the sake of the kids.

For a while Tommy was going with her and said he liked the meetings but he wasn't an alcoholic and didn't need to go, but still liked to go. He said they met some of the 11 listeners at the meetings.

[Transplant]

Guys, if Dilbert isnt Tommy or Pacey...than I'm a monkey's aunt.

Let's all hit the IGNORE button on Dilbert at the same time...ready.....one.....two....three....

[SadSadSad]

SadSadSad...do you think it is one of your invisible elves making that droning, annoying whining sound? :rolleyes:

I don't know, but my gold metallic Knight Rider mirror that I won throwing darts at the Del Mar Fair is missing this morning. If they could stoop low enough to take that piece of art who knows what they are capable of.

[Truth_Patrol]

I don't normally post ... but did anybody notice in Michelle's email the following:

"Ana, I promised you yesterday I'd never hurt your "Tomas." :) I mean it. :)"

Isn't Tommy's mom ... Rosa?

[Dilbert-1985]

Yes Tommy's mom is Rosa.

Maybe Michelle doesn't know her name? She's so new to Tommy's world and just met the woman.

[Wabbitsd]

Hi, Truth Patrol, welcome, don't be a stranger..and I say that only because we already have a stranger amongst us. but I digress...back to the important stuff....

oh, for crying out loud, Ana, Rosa, Maria Juana, or that endearing "WhatEVER/HEY YOU!" (as Michelle refers to her former MIL) does it really matter? ...how long will she possibly be a motherinlaw? Maybe Michelle started drinking again real quick-like to keep that rosy glow going. Name of a former bartendress?

[Dilbert-1985]

Are they going to do a pumpkin drop from a helicopter this year for Halloween? They haven't done that for a few years have they?

[Transplant]

Ahhh...it's so nice without Dilbert here...listen to the crickets chirping.

[Smitty]

Do we know why Nina left Jeff?

Jeff sure got with Kristen on the rebound didn't he?

Yes we do. Apparently even though Nina is quoted as saying this:

Q: Is there much interaction with the players?

A: “Most of them get to know who you are. Rule No. 1, you can't date a player. But they want to know that you know what you are doing.”

Dating someone in the front office is not considered breaking rule #1 as Jeff can attest to. Sounds like the man who broke up Nina and Jeff's marriage is still in the picture and Nina is playing it smart by not getting remarried until she cashes the very last spousal support payment.

[listener13]

see, isn't it nice without Dildo? Ignore is my BFF.

[Wabbitsd]

Oh for heaven's sake. I was spelling his name wrong all these times? :rolleyes: I'm so ashamed.

[YoungAmerican]

I've never really read any of the emails posted by FH about FH on the FH (I mean J&J) website but today I mosied on over for a look see because of a few references made about them here. Well this crap these people post is down right incredible. No wonder J&J are #1 in rates, if this is the caliber of people listening to their show. Example, under the heading "When God winks at you"...the gramatical errors, spelling errors, punctuation errors, and her wording makes no sense. And all this from a person proclaiming to be a Teacher no less. I think FH writes all these emails to himself.

[Dilbert-1985]

I'm confused. Since Delana was filling in for Laura when she was in rehab, and now Laura's been back for a while, why is Delana still there? Did they just decide to keep her and have an extra person on The Showgram??

Does anybody know if Delana was asked to stay on, even though Laura came back?

[Layla]

I'm confused. Since Delana was filling in for Laura when she was in rehab, and now Laura's been back for a while, why is Delana still there? Did they just decide to keep her and have an extra person on The Showgram??

Does anybody know if Delana was asked to stay on, even though Laura came back?

Maybe they asked her to leave. Maybe they ask her every day to leave. Maybe they BEG her to leave and she just refuses. Think it's possible?

[oops]

Maybe they asked her to leave. Maybe they ask her every day to leave. Maybe they BEG her to leave and she just refuses. Think it's possible?

Maybe she'll stay on when the rest of them ride off into the sunset in the Fall :wavey2:

[itz_me_tom]

I'm confused. Since Delana was filling in for Laura when she was in rehab, and now Laura's been back for a while, why is Delana still there? Did they just decide to keep her and have an extra person on The Showgram??

Does anybody know if Delana was asked to stay on, even though Laura came back?

I think you saying you're confused is an extreme understatement. Not only for obvious, annoying, reasons, but because you asked those same questions about a week or two ago.


Gee, thanks for your participation, Dildo..er..Tommy

[listener13]

you gotta ignore it, and it'll eventually go away. It's like a cold sore....

[mel41099]

I don't normally post ... but did anybody notice in Michelle's email the following:

"Ana, I promised you yesterday I'd never hurt your "Tomas." I mean it. "

Isn't Tommy's mom ... Rosa?

I thought the same thing. Who the hell is Ana?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I thought the same thing. Who the hell is Ana?

I can't access FH's blogs while I'm at work but I think Ana is one of the original walkers/hikers...

Someone needs to make a Rolodex of all the women in FH's life - it's like a freakin' revolving door!!

[mel41099]

Here's this priceless gem...

BUT, when Michelle was here I told my mom that Michelle was someone I really like and one day I want to marry her.

Someone you REALLY LIKE??? I really like a lot of people, but that doesn't mean I'd marry them. But then again to FH being engaged is totally different than getting married. What's wrong with just having a girlfriend?
And does she work? How did she show up at the studio today at 10am and tell Tommy they were going to hang out with his mom today? Where are her kids? Must be nice for all of them to be part time parents when it's convenient to be.

[itz_me_tom]

I thought the same thing. Who the hell is Ana?

I think Ana is the gal that read the letter before all the hullaballoo on Friday. She was one of the walkers that the gf brought in. She called him, "Her Tomas"

[Dilbert-1985]

Tommy does some work for the Showgram from home, so between the 4 hours a day they are on the air, plus time he works at home, he works a standard 8 hour day, or close to it.

[insightbyjake]

Tommy does some work for the Showgram from home, so between the 4 hours a day they are on the air, plus time he works at home, he works a standard 8 hour day, or close to it.:wavey2:

[Dilbert-1985]

Is there another web site where people talk about Jeff and Jer?

[Dilbert-1985]

More people here are critical of Jeff and Jer and everybody on the Showgram, rather than being fans of the Showgram.

[11ListenerNot]

Here's what I have in my life that I never had before EVER: Michelle met me at the radio station at 10am and came to my studio and said, "we're going together to hang out with your mom".....She came with me.
------------------------------------------------------------
I thought she worked for a living. Well maybe she quit her job so FH can support her and her kids. We all suspected that's what her motives were.



HEY, don't tell her, but tomorrow I'm getting the ring. Tomorrow is her birthday too. Should I give it to her on her birthday or on another day? I say I get it to her the second I get it, because she allowed me to propose without a ring and that was on Friday SO I should hurry up and get it to her. Right?

----------------------------------------------------------------
Tommy, you have already said that she reads your blogs. Another contradiction....ugggghhhh

[insightbyjake]

Hey Jake, with your obvious "mensa-level" mind, what the hell do you get out of this thread? Don't take that as an an attack, rather, a sincere question. Inquiring minds...

From the ridiculous to the sublime; the thread offers it all.

What do I get out of it? I've said it before, it's sort of like Human NASCAR. It's fun to watch the showgram go around in repetitive circles. And even more enjoyable to witness the exciting crashes! (As long as they can "walk away from it.")

It's funny Tom, I read a quote from Steven Pinker that stated, "Intelligence is the ability to obtain goals in the face of obstacles by means of decisions based on rational (truth-obeying)rules."

I'm drawn by the thread because there is a connection between all of us. A connection that "sees" the lack of "intelligence" exhibited daily by the cast of the showgram. And then we get to blow off steam everytime they hit a wall.

Multiple marriages and divorces, copulsive disorders, adult-males living at home, drug and alcohol addiction, alchohol addiction denial, Buddhism, Christianity, hypocrisy, spousal abuse (allegedly), spoiled kids, bad parenting/good parenting....all wound together by a band of performing clowns seemingly incapable of basing so many of their decisions on "rational rules." Classic Human NASCAR

Shorter version: It's a smile.

Here's to you itzmetom.... :cheers:

P.S.
Plus...now that I know ReadHead is Irish....Jake is day-dreaming she resembles Maureen O'Hara as Esmarelda....


P.P.S. Today's challenge, kids, from what 1980's film did Jake lifr, "It's a smile?" No Google!!! Know or don't know.

[insightbyjake]

Is there another web site where people talk about Jeff and Jer?
:wavey2:

[insightbyjake]

More people here are critical of Jeff and Jer and everybody on the Showgram, rather than being fans of the Showgram.
:wavey2:

[mel41099]

Is there another web site where people talk about Jeff and Jer?

Why don't you find it and go there?? :wavey2:

[iamsheens]

Is there another web site where people talk about Jeff and Jer?

Omg seriously Dilby calm the f down with all these nonsense posts......why do you just ask questions and not even make comments like the rest of us about current topics? Its so f*in annoying... Clearly your a J & J fan so this isn't the site for you...Im sure if you go to google and type jeff and jer in, you will find more websites where people talk about them...are you an idiot? I mean obviously you are but my god you seriously are the stupidest person I have ever had any sort of contact with....


**deep breath***

I had to get that out of my system....I should put him on ignore but Im not sure how you do that...

Anyways so school has kept me busy till now and Im going to pull a dilbert because I havent visited since thursday but FH is an idiot! Hence the most likely link between dilbert and fh..one and the same....

some people do get married after a very short amount of time and they can make a marriage last but two people like them I highly doubt it....thats the problem with society, people dont take marriages seriously hence the high divorce rate....soon enough these two idiots will get married (you know they will, the show needs the ratings) and shortly after the marriage will end and they will be just another statistic on why the divorce rate is so high....

And just to make this clear...Im doing an internship right now with a radio station and everything is pre-scripted if its not pre-recorded...most radio stations probably do nothing spontaneous because there is too much risk. The FCC has strict guidelines and most stations probably dont want to run the risk of being fined by the FCC. Not to just mention the obvious reason on why that whole proposal was scripted, the stupid song that just overcame him with emotion he felt the need to propose. Songs can be emotional but I've never been so touched by a song I need to propose to someone....

anyways I think I got it all out of my system, maybe....

[iamsheens]

Does anybody know if Randy and Debbie ever got engaged?


Why dont u email the show, we don't know every fact about these people's lives.....you seem to be a diehard fan. Shouldnt you be able to answer your own annoying questions?

seriously who are you and where are you from? your such an idiot

[iamsheens]

Are they going to do a pumpkin drop from a helicopter this year for Halloween? They haven't done that for a few years have they?


I think you should be their special guest this halloween and they can drop you from a helicopter.....that would solve everyone's annoyance with the person we call dilbert aka tommy or whoever the heck you are.

[listener13]

don't encourage it - it'll go away eventually.

It's like herpes - it'll come back later - it'll look different - but it's the same disease. Hopefully, one day science will come up with some sort of cream to cure it. Maybe Tommy should do a walk for THAT.

We've all pretty much figured out that it's FH making these posts - hey Tommy, that's our endearing name for you - Fathead. Instead of pestering us, why don't you go clear up all of your personal issues - like the fact that you damaged your relationship with your kids, or take care of your Mom, go get something waxed or polished, or just chase your own tail. We don't really care.

And Jake - KNOCK IT OFF!:boxing:

[iamsheens]

don't encourage it - it'll go away eventually.

It's like herpes - it'll come back later - it'll look different - but it's the same disease. Hopefully, one day science will come up with some sort of cream to cure it. Maybe Tommy should do a walk for THAT.

And Jake - KNOCK IT OFF!:boxing:


hahaha tommy should do a walk for that....classic, I love it....now that he is engaged he doesnt have time for walking....
which makes me wonder if he will even do the walk he is scheduled to do now, the three day one...hmmm....

[Conceptis]

..

[shello]

Dilbert, you sure are full of questions. You know that one has to be over 18 to be on this board and you might be younger than that. Anyway, I will attempt to answer them for you. My answers follow each question.

Do Jeff and Jer listen to Star 94.1 when they are "off duty"? Contract says they have to.

Can you believe that they have a red neck convention? Why not? Nothing different than a Star Trek convention….you’ve surely bee to those, haven’t you?

Does anybody know if Randy and Debbie ever got engaged? They did, but he is now smitten with Delana.

Do we know why Nina left Jeff? I am sure Nina knows although she probably tells the kids a different story other than the fact that she left Jeff for someone else.

Jeff sure got with Kristen on the rebound didn't he? No, she had her eyes set on him like Katie Holmes did on Tom Cruise.

Does Laura still go to her AA and NA meetings? Yes, she even leads the meetings. I hear there is a new group forming called Dumbasses Anonymous.

Tommy does some work for the Showgram from home, so between the 4 hours a day they are on the air, plus time he works at home, he works a standard 8 hour day, or close to it. He works very hard, we know. And he is a stand-up guy too of the utmost character.

Is there another web site where people talk about Jeff and Jer? Yes, there are several.

More people here are critical of Jeff and Jer and everybody on the Showgram, rather than being fans of the Showgram. Yes, sad but sooooo true Dilbert.

[shello]

Maybe Michelle did already quit her job now that she is engaged. I wonder how many engagements this makes for her. Did anyone see her during the surprise on-air proposal (I have not bothered to view it) make a quick call and quit her job. I'll bet she thinks she's set with Tommy supporting her now...

I guess with Michelle,Laura,his mom and all the other women in his life, including the ex-girlfriends he claims to be on good terms with...he wants to feel as if he has a harem.

I could puke at the emails that are posted on the J&J site with regards to Tommy. Some crap about soulmates and winks from God. What a bunch of sheet!

[iamsheens]

Maybe Michelle did already quit her job now that she is engaged. I wonder how many engagements this makes for her. Did anyone see her during the surprise on-air proposal (I have not bothered to view it) make a quick call and quit her job. I'll bet she thinks she's set with Tommy supporting her now...

I guess with Michelle,Laura,his mom and all the other women in his life, including the ex-girlfriends he claims to be on good terms with...he wants to feel as if he has a harem.

I could puke at the emails that are posted on the J&J site with regards to Tommy. Some crap about soulmates and winks from God. What a bunch of sheet!

maybe god has a twisted sense of humour....these two might be soulmates just because they are equally shallow, which makes them a perfect shallow couple....they will break up once a bigger deal in san diego becomes single, guarantee....

[Wabbitsd]

"I saw Michelle this morning at school, me thinks she was there to meet her kid's new teachers (Friday was meet your teacher day, but she was too busy). The kid's dad was there too. No ring on her finger yet."

conceptis..."tell us more tell us more tell us more..."

ok. Michelle was really busy Friday...yes, we know. She must be a big deal, too. She gets to rearrange everyone's schedule because the posted schedule doesn't meet her needs. I'm sure the teacher also agrees with her that her child is quite brilliant and really much smarter and better looking than the other students.

What was the deal with the Dad...give us a thumbs up or down...Loser or No...

So maybe Michelle and Laura shared "Cree the sausage fingered hairstylin dealer of Hillcrest."..doesn't that sound like a great Saturday Night Live Skit?

Hey. wonder if Cree worked for that salon that they all used to pimp so much...can't remember the name of it (significant Freudian something or other there)-- where the guy used to come on and do movie reviews but spelled so poorly? Robert Cromium or something like that? Really pretentious and had a leased Hummer that they drove around town...Whatever happened to them? IRS come and give them an audit?

Let me know if Dimwit has anything significant to say. I'll be sure to leave the light on at the inn while I wait.


Actually, I think Nina left because she didn't like Jeff doing all the interior decorating. She finally had it with him when he took down her Miss Emerson T Shirt. She really had to work hard to earn that one, since she didn't have the natural attributes, she had to come up with an alternate plan. If you know what I mean.

I think Fathead tossed his own guitar into his pool, he was so angry at himself for getting outed...and having to pay the investigator who found him. I also think Fathead has an uncurable yearn for strippers. Michelle may want to note that now.

I'd like to see the guy who does the Cheaters shows get a hold of Fathead. Fat lot of good that Rolodex of drug habits would do him then.

Someone out to have Fathead and Dimwit look up and memorize the definition of passive-agressive. Not speaking to anyone directly or in particular of course. Mosquito napping?

[listener13]

Robert Cromeans Salon. Cree must have been a hairwasher or receptionist - I don't think they have openings large enough on scissors to accommodate the bratwurst sized fingers she has.

[Dilbert-1985]

Laura should tell us exactly what happened with her and Dave, and IF drugs/alcohol had anything to do with it.

Laura should tell us exactly how she ended up going to rehab. Meaning, did she voluntarily go, or did they do an "intervention" type thing on her, and send her that way.

Who exactly made the decision to send her?

Jeff and Jer sort of fibbed with that whole business that she was gone "taking care of being a mom" and that. They knew exactly where she was.

[Dilbert-1985]

Goodness, there's just been so much happening. So much to take in on Jeff and Jer. And lots to take in on this board too.

Can't wait to hear what happens next on Star 94.1

If anybody hears any news, please put it up here on the board!

[listener13]

here's the website for Robert Cromeans, if you have $300 burning a hole in your pocket.
http://www.robertcromeans.com/default.aspx

They're downtown SD and Las Vegas - I remember they were in Hollywood, too - but I guess after Anna Nicole died, their business dried up (she had pretty hair, didn't she?)

Tommy - why are you still posting? Isn't the fried rice and lumpia ready yet? Looking at Michelle, I'm thinking there's a lot of Hamburger Helper in your future.

[surfing_texan]

"Dilbert", you sure are talkative lately! Is Clear Channel paying you like Vogue pays their writers? Per word? Surely they aren't paying you for writing anything of substance. Type, type, typing away is not going to burn off the calories from shrimp tacos, "island food", or pizza...you do realize you're signed up for a 3-day walk, not a 3-mile walk, don't you?

I whole-heartedly believe that you (Dilbert), and Tommy, are one and the same and I have kept myself from saying anything to you, or about you..until today. But you and all of your little minions really disgust me. My husband and I met you a couple years back (not by choice), and you were an ass, and insulted my husband for no reason, and also made negative comments about his career choice (Military). That experience really opened my eyes to the kind of people you all are. I'm not sure where you, or the aforementioned minions, got the impression that you're such "big deals", but it was the wrong impression my friend. However, I believe what goes around, comes around, and you will all get yours in the end. I'm happy to sit back and watch the downward spiral from a distance, with a smile on my face.

[Layla]

"Dilbert", you sure are talkative lately! Is Clear Channel paying you like Vogue pays their writers? Per word? Surely they aren't paying you for writing anything of substance. Type, type, typing away is not going to burn off the calories from shrimp tacos, "island food", or pizza...you do realize you're signed up for a 3-day walk, not a 3-mile walk, don't you?

I whole-heartedly believe that you (Dilbert), and Tommy, are one and the same and I have kept myself from saying anything to you, or about you..until today. But you and all of your little minions really disgust me. My husband and I met you a couple years back (not by choice), and you were an ass, and insulted my husband for no reason, and also made negative comments about his career choice (Military). That experience really opened my eyes to the kind of people you all are. I'm not sure where you, or the aforementioned minions, got the impression that you're such "big deals", but it was the wrong impression my friend. However, I believe what goes around, comes around, and you will all get yours in the end. I'm happy to sit back and watch the downward spiral from a distance, with a smile on my face.

Wow ST, I'd be interested in knowing what he said about your husband choosing the military as a career. I mean, they are always going on about thanking our heroes! He COULDN'T have said something contradictory, could he?:|

[listener13]

Looks like either you've stumped Dilbert (which couldn't be hard because it's dumber than a bag of hammers), or, the Hamburger Helper is ready. Either way....it's all good.

[oops]

Laura should tell us exactly what happened with her and Dave, and IF drugs/alcohol had anything to do with it.

Laura should tell us exactly how she ended up going to rehab. Meaning, did she voluntarily go, or did they do an "intervention" type thing on her, and send her that way.

Who exactly made the decision to send her?

Jeff and Jer sort of fibbed with that whole business that she was gone "taking care of being a mom" and that. They knew exactly where she was.

Dilbert, how is that you know FH's work schedule inside and out and J&J's attitude about the showgram personalities but are clueless regarding your coworkers' (oh sorry, your favorite radio stars') lives? :wavey2:

[Wabbitsd]

Big Classy Man, that Fathead.

Interesting that he has all this time, while his Mom languishes in a hospital...notice he hasn't said a word about her? He probably hasn't called his sister to get an update. As soon as he does, betcha he will be all over how he visited.

Question for the Universe: Would a reasonably well adjusted, very attractive, intelligent, independent and self-supporting woman find anything attractive about this guy? Did anyone hear a pin drop?

Oh, by the way, Jake, I don't know the movie, sorry. I am dying to exercise my google skills, but I'd like to stay honest. I can't say I know the 80's movies that well.


And as far as ignorifying the Dimwit...click on its user name, you'll see an option to add Dimwit to your ignore list. Right?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I couldn't believe the "newly-engaged-and-oh-so-in-love-with-his-soulmate-that-God-dropped-in-his-life" FH was gushing over Barbara-Lee Edwards when she called in this morning and "invited" him to join the News8 "Buddies for Life" 3-Day walk team.....he was practically drooling while talking to her!

Edited to add this quote from FH's blog this afternoon - He's such a "BIG DEAL":

"Hey, did you hear Barbara Lee Edwards call in to the Jeff and Jer Showgram this morning? She invited me to be on her team officially for the 3 day and I need you to be part of it too. It's the BUDDIES FOR LIFE team sponsored by News 8 and Star. SIGN UP NOW. We're going to workout and Barbara will be doing Torrey, Cowles, and Iron with US very soon. She will part of this workout team and cameras and her entourage will be with us everday we workout to document it on the websites and on News 8.
I even have to do a workout blog for the 3 day section on our website."

Doesn't sound like FH has had an epiphany or changed his spots at all...

Oh, and they were trying to talk LBM into joining the 3-day crew - she can't even get through a day without a nap, how would she walk 60 miles in 3 days?

[cheekymonkey]

More people here are critical of Jeff and Jer and everybody on the Showgram, rather than being fans of the Showgram.


:thud:

[cheekymonkey]

Did anyone look at the pictures posted at the "hillbilly", oh I'm sorry I meant "readneck convention". Jeff made a point of telling us that there is a difference between redneck and hillbilly. Accordint to the pictures they look one and the same to me.

Also, is it just me or does Krusten look the same in every picture taken of her?? Yikes, mama mormon


Hahaha!! I thought the same thing. Did you see Jeff's hair? Or
2-pay? It looks like he's adding color so it's not so white and he looks like grandpa moses.

[cheekymonkey]

O sweet mother of God!!! Another FH duplicate typist




From Michelle's Blog or email on FH's Blog:
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I've got some packing to do for Vegas. Just wanted to thank you guys for making this day even more beautiful than it already was.

xo,
Michelle P.S.....ALL I KEEP THINKING IS THAT THIS IS SOOOOO TOMMMY! I TRY TO SURPRISE HIM WITH SOMETHING AND HE TOTALLY HAS TO OUTDO ME!!!!! :)))
P.P.S......I FORGOT TO GIVE TOMMY THE PRESENT I BROUGHT FOR HIM. IT WAS ONE OF THE DRAWERS FROM MY DRESSER. :))) GUESS I'M GOING TO BE SHARING MORE THAN A DRAWER, HUH? :))

[cheekymonkey]

Big Classy Man, that Fathead.


And as far as ignorifying the Dimwit...click on its user name, you'll see an option to add Dimwit to your ignore list. Right?



I personally cannot put him on ignore. It's just like me going back to the blogs and reading them. I can't help it!! It's just too juicy not to comment on!!

Maybe I should check myself into rehab??
A blogatory rehab? :spock:

[cheekymonkey]

Well folks, off to Italy...oh no I just woke up and Jer was sitting on an airplane next to me. Consider that a nightmare..
Honestly, I'm off to Vegas, and will not be seeing the Beatles show at the Mirage. The showroom is contaminated by FH's presence.


Make sure you aren't at the same hotel. You never know where FH has been sleeping!!

Have a great time!!!

[SadSadSad]

Here's the problem, Dimwit is on my ignore list, but everyone keeps quoting him and responding to him. So are we supposed to ignore him or encourage him? I'm so confused. Somebody tell me what to do. Until then I will be curled up in a fetal postion under my desk daydreaming about being an Underoo's model in the Sears Catalog.

[cheekymonkey]

that was a nice find Wabbitsd...

Not a very flattering picture of her tho'


Ok, I'm on a roll right now. Had me a little latte and it's kicking in!!!

And I agree, it was not a flattering pic of her. Krusten is much cuter. Then again, she looks young enough to be Nina's daughter!

Maybe my newspaper's crease made her look worse???

[cheekymonkey]

Here's the problem, Dimwit is on my ignore list, but everyone keeps quoting him and responding to him. So are we supposed to ignore him or encourage him? I'm so confused. Somebody tell me what to do. Until then I will be curled up in a fetal postion under my desk daydreaming about being an Underoo's model in the Sears Catalog.

You know, sometimes you just have to laugh! If you can read his posts and actually see the hysterics in it, take him off ignore. If you cannot see the comical side of it, for your own sanity, keep him on ignore.

Somehow I thought for sure he'd be at the same festival as Jeff n Krusty. Then again, sometime next week we will see a comment from him about this subject!!

Roll with it baby, it's much more fun this way!!

[SDReadhead]

P.S.
Plus...now that I know ReadHead is Irish....Jake is day-dreaming she resembles Maureen O'Hara as Esmarelda....

Oh my gosh, that is such a coincidence, Jake! I, too, day-dream that I look like Maureen O'Hara. Alas, although I do not resemble her, at least I also do not resemble Charles Laughton as Quasimodo :winkie:

I don't know the 80s movie quote. I am about to resort to Google, not to cheat, but just to satisfy my curiosity.

[Conceptis]

The dad seems like a nice hardworking guy. He is the one who gets off work early enough to pick-up the kids from school. He is a big guy too! He could crush Tummy with his thumby (that's thumb for Dilbert, I just couldn't resist the rhyme).

Tummy better watch out for this guy if he messes with his kids.

[shello]

The dad seems like a nice hardworking guy. He is the one who gets off work early enough to pick-up the kids from school. He is a big guy too! He could crush Tummy with his thumby (that's thumb for Dilbert, I just couldn't resist the rhyme).

Tummy better watch out for this guy if he messes with his kids.

GetOuttaTown....you mean to say there is just one baby daddy? Really?

[shello]

Nice find, W.


Here's the link:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/padres/20070827-9999-lz1s27padsmon.html

Wow, Nina certainly looks weathered and she's younger than I am. Kristen is cuter. (Now, just cuz I say that does not mean I like the Spewgram. Oh, contrare....they are still the whining overinduldged hypocrites they've always been, with Delana and Randy thrown in). With Jerry and Gram at the helm. (As she looks like a grandma)

Here's something I found when I accidentally Googled Little Tommy Sablan, intead of just Tommy Sablan to find this apex site here. I don't put it on favs or my husband will bug me about it. Anyway, check this out..

http://www.megaprep.com/html/mega.html

They subscribe, it seems, to this creative org. (I loosely say that) to help them with show ideas and crap. :throw:

[listener13]

what a joke....
"These stars share their best bits and ideas with YOU every single day"

Now, we KNOW that J&J aren't contributing to this (because, seriously, the stuff they do is lame), and given the crap that they do daily, I'm thinking their own membership was up and they didn't renew.

Watta ya think, Dildo? Oh, you must be getting waxed and polished, like your Mom's old furniture.

[Alpinemaps]

(I'm going to post this on every page, if I have to!)

Click on the user's name in the left. Then, click on 'View Profile'. When the user's profile comes up, over in the upper right, you will see 'Ignore User'. Click that, and the user will be ignored!

Really, Dilbert is a troll, and nothing but. Best to ignore.

If it's really irritating you, after each post, there is a button on the left that says 'Mod Alert'. Click that, and write a message to the mods about the post.

I've already done so, and I encourage you do to so, too. The mods of this board (who say they monitor this thread), will get sick of us constantly alerting them because of one user. They probably won't appreciate this post, but, gotta do it. If enough of us complain, it's far easier for the mod to ban Dilbert, then put up with us complaining over and over again.

[Alpinemaps]

what a joke....
Now, we KNOW that J&J aren't contributing to this (because, seriously, the stuff they do is lame), and given the crap that they do daily, I'm thinking their own membership was up and they didn't renew.

Notice it says Jeff & Jer of Star 100.7. I think you're right...membership is up! It's been at least that long since they were entertaining!

[listener13]

I just found this on another website....famous last words from Tommy:

"Sablan: It is never GOOD to LIE..."

http://www.themorningmouth.com/Getting_Guests.html

Clearly he's too much of a "big deal" to abide by that prophesy any longer.

If I were a "student" of radio (which I once was, by the way - before I realized that you had to give up your soul to work in that business) - I wouldn't use the Spewgram as MY masterclass.

[Conceptis]

GetOuttaTown....you mean to say there is just one baby daddy? Really?

..

[pax]

And that strange dynamic could better be described as..... ???? More please, Conceptis!

[insightbyjake]

Here's the problem, Dimwit is on my ignore list, but everyone keeps quoting him and responding to him. So are we supposed to ignore him or encourage him? I'm so confused. Somebody tell me what to do. Until then I will be curled up in a fetal postion under my desk daydreaming about being an Underoo's model in the Sears Catalog.

Mea culpa.....Ignore means Ignore..

In fact, Listner13 nailed me by saying to me..."And Jake - KNOCK IT OFF!

I went for the "we hear you but refuse to write back" method of eliminating Tommy's Dilbert. I may have goofed.

Let it be declared from this day forward, I shall NEVER respond to D*ckwad...ummm. D*ildo....umm...Dimwit...no, wait....what is that annoying pr*ck's moniker...?

Oh, I remember!

it's .....Fat-toad-wife-abusing-child-indulging-cheap-justification-for-buyin-love-from-my-kids-who-are-made-pure-by-their-mom-but-f'd-up-by-their-bloated-self-absorbed-"hey-everybody-look-at-me-dad"-and-my-lean-like-a-chollo-attitude-even-though-I'm-from-Guam-and-came-in-third-in-the-"could-you-be-more-white?"-contest-won-by-Redneck-Jeff-with-runner-up-Jer-playing-the-Kevin-Kline-character-from-"In-and-Out."

I've learned my lesson .....thank you my peers.

[mel41099]

I think you should be their special guest this halloween and they can drop you from a helicopter.....that would solve everyone's annoyance with the person we call dilbert aka tommy or whoever the heck you are.

OMG that made me laugh out loud

[listener13]

oh, Jake - that's ok. I think we're all a bit on edge with the infiltration of Dildo. Looks like he's in bed now (he gets up early, you know - "gotta write the blog....gotta write the blog". I'm sure the soon-to-be Mrs. FH will have some nice poptarts for breakfast tomorrow.......Yummo!!!!!!

[Wabbitsd]

"it's .....Fat-toad-wife-abusing-child-indulging-cheap-justification-for-buyin-love-from-my-kids-who-are-made-pure-by-their-mom-but-f'd-up-by-their-bloated-self-absorbed-"hey-everybody-look-at-me-dad"-and-my-lean-like-a-chollo-attitude-even-though-I'm-from-Guam-and-came-in-third-in-the-"could-you-be-more-white?"-contest-won-by-Redneck-Jeff-with-runner-up-Jer-playing-the-Kevin-Kline-character-from-"In-and-Out."

Jake! LOL! Are you expecting Fathead to be able to read such a big word as all that?

[Trixie]

I quoth (or is that quoteth?) something from Jake.

I do not know the "Smile" reference. I was born in 1966, and I will not google for more. I will keep reading and see who knows, or if Jake provides more insight. Maybe one more clue?

[surfing_texan]

Maybe Dilbert will put all of us on ignore, and then based on his level of intelligence, he'll think we all mysteriously stopped posting at the same time, and he will go away for good.

[insightbyjake]

Big Classy Man, that Fathead.

Oh, by the way, Jake, I don't know the movie, sorry. I am dying to exercise my google skills, but I'd like to stay honest. I can't say I know the 80's movies that well.


My silly wabbit....you are the only entry...

It's obscure, but it had Kevin Bacon, Steve Guttenberg, Timothy Daley, Paul Reiser, Daniel Stern, Mickey Rourke, and Ellen Barkin -- it was "Diner." "F**k Mature" is also one of the greatest lines. It was all about "Carol Heathrow..." what a "smile..."

[insightbyjake]

P.P.S....I enjoy all of you so very much...you are my "smile."

P.P.P.S. By the way, Dilbert-Tommy, "P.S" means "post-script" Thus, each "P" is another "Post."

P.P.P.P.S. I am sorry for the hyphen rants. I type my thoughts...they-tend-to-be-hyphenated-because-obtuse-morons-like-the-show-gram-folk-operate-at-a-consistent-rhythm-of-thought-and-attitude-and-I-don't-want-to-stop-their-"it's-all-about-us,"-but "we-love-you"-but-we-are-a-"bigger-deal"-than-you-and-that's-why-we-are-the-one-and-only-Jeff-and-Jer-and-this-has-been-the-worst-four-hours-of-your-life..." "SeeYa!"

[Wabbitsd]

:thud: I should have known that. Diner....smack me upside the head with a mackerel.

[insightbyjake]

Oh my gosh, that is such a coincidence, Jake! I, too, day-dream that I look like Maureen O'Hara. Alas, although I do not resemble her, at least I also do not resemble Charles Laughton as Quasimodo :winkie:

I don't know the 80s movie quote. I am about to resort to Google, not to cheat, but just to satisfy my curiosity.


Okay, How about "Miracle on 34th Street?" "The Parent Trap?"
"The Fallen Sparrow?" "Rio Grande?"....SDReadhead, ....tell me you can dance with straight arms and tapping legs...PLEASE!!!"

[OneKidOneDogMom]

P.P.P.P.S. I am sorry for the hyphen rants. I type my thoughts...they-tend-to-be-hyphenated-because-obtuse-morons-like-the-show-gram-folk-operate-at-a-consistent-rhythm-of-thought-and-attitude-and-I-don't-want-to-stop-their-"it's-all-about-us,"-but "we-love-you"-but-we-are-a-"bigger-deal"-than-you-and-that's-why-we-are-the-one-and-only-Jeff-and-Jer-and-this-has-been-the-worst-four-hours-of-your-life..." "SeeYa!"

Jake - you are the best! I have tried to type in that hyphenated mode and it's HARD! To be able to write like that and have it make sense - well, that's amazing! :cheers:

[Trixie]

"Diner" - I would have guessed it by the casting call, but I didn't get a chance before the game was up.

C'mon Jake, that was fun, let's do another! The board has slowed down a bit.

[SDReadhead]

Okay, How about "Miracle on 34th Street?" "The Parent Trap?"
"The Fallen Sparrow?" "Rio Grande?"....SDReadhead, ....tell me you can dance with straight arms and tapping legs...PLEASE!!!"

Oh, Jake, point me in the direction of a Ceili and I can dance anyone 20 years younger off the floor, thumbs tucked under and arms straight to the side! But I don't look like the beautiful and ever-classy Maureen O'Hara, though. (I resemble my avatar, minus the bulbous yellow cheeks!)

And to He Who Must Not Be Named (Dil****), I say Imeacht gan teacht ort! (May you leave without returning!)

[Wabbitsd]

And may I add to that sentiment: "How can we miss you if you won't go away?"

[Conceptis]

And that strange dynamic could better be described as..... ???? More please, Conceptis!
..

[longcommute]

Question for Amused (and feel free to ignore if you care to):
What do you think of the song, "My Own Freedom?"

[Transplant]

Question for Amused (and feel free to ignore if you care to):
What do you think of the song, "My Own Freedom?"

Hey LC, who sings it?

[longcommute]

You know, Tommy's masterpiece. I can't find the lyrics, but here's wonkatania's take on them:

After Reading The Board and Listening to The Showgram More Carefully, The Following Makes Sense:


TITLE: My Own Freedom
AUTHOR: Tommy Sablan

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9274/myownfreedomha5.jpg

[Transplant]

Okay...I think I pulled a Dilbert. I honestly didn't know the name to his song! Duh!

[Transplant]

This is for my Dilbert :bash:

[YoungAmerican]

From FH's blog today: "Thank you for STILL allowing me to write my feelings through this blog and I have a lot more to say".

Do we have a friggin' choice? A lot more of what to say? You say the same thing over and over and over again in your blogs. Honestly, other than a minor change in order here and there, all you ever say is how healthy you are and what a good place in your life you are right now and oh, and don't let me forget the most important part, You are such a wonderful DAD because your kids are numero uno. Blah, Blah, Blah. Get some new material FatHead.

[Wabbitsd]

was that Fathead's song?

oops. sorry. edited because I entered this then was engaged in meaningful work-related conversation with a co-worker....mea culpa...

[MissThany]

Unacceptable Wabbit-working is not allowed.

[Himmie]

was that Fathead's song?

oops. sorry. edited because I entered this then was engaged in meaningful work-related conversation with a co-worker....mea culpa...

I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS! Nice Tommy as I am sure you are reading these strings so let me give you some advice. When you depend on the listening public for your bread and butter, you have to know that you are going to get criticized for everything. If you are a professional, the proper reply to me should have been something like this, "I am sorry you feel that way and if you can't continue to listen to the showgram, then I am sorry to see you go. Have a nice day." Put that in your FH!

[yourmama]

I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS! Nice Tommy as I am sure you are reading these strings so let me give you some advice. When you depend on the listening public for your bread and butter, you have to know that you are going to get criticized for everything. If you are a professional, the proper reply to me should have been something like this, "I am sorry you feel that way and if you can't continue to listen to the showgram, then I am sorry to see you go. Have a nice day." Put that in your FH!
Hi Amused, any comment on this?

[itz_me_tom]

I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS! Nice Tommy as I am sure you are reading these strings so let me give you some advice. When you depend on the listening public for your bread and butter, you have to know that you are going to get criticized for everything. If you are a professional, the proper reply to me should have been something like this, "I am sorry you feel that way and if you can't continue to listen to the showgram, then I am sorry to see you go. Have a nice day." Put that in your FH!


Of course FFH is gonna spin it his way. We already heard the straight scoop from Amused. He has zero cred.

Anyone catch LBM going on about the book this morning, and whining about the "taking things personally" part?
Here's an idea, if ya can't handle the criticism, stop bloggin' your sh!t. Whatd'yathink? :stupid:

[Transplant]

What's even worse is, I tuned in for about 10 minutes and they were talking (Mostly J&J) about men's private parts and what happens to them in the morning and how difficult it is to pee when that happens.

Great Family Sh*tgram at it again~!

[Transplant]

Dear Diary,

If I collected all my tears from yesterday, I betcha it would they would fill a Big Gulp cup. It was just one of those days. Thank God for Stace and Tommy and Karen and Carrie. My poor friends got quite the earful from me over the course of the day. And, I need to apologize to Karen because all she called me for was to ask me to pick up Matt on Thursday.

Yesterday, on the way home from my meeting, I looked up at the fantastic moon and prayed out loud for God to take away the pain. I flat out told him that I was at my limit, that I just can't take anymore. He must have listened because I'm here this morning, I laughed a whole bunch and I'm in a pretty good state of mind.

I missed Charlie's first day of second grade yesterday because it wasn't "my day." I get to see him today, though, so that's great. Evan came into work today with Rita. She was so cute, sitting at my station with the headphones on. She was overwhelmed with all the lights and bells and whistles in the studio. I've seen that look before when Charlie came to work with Momma the first time.

I got Rita and her friend Veronica tickets to see Celine Dion in Vegas this weekend, and the tickets have been in my car for a week. I told her that I needed to get them to her before they fly out of my glove box somehow, or before my car gets stolen. The way things are going this week, that's something that would totally happen. So, Rita came by the studio with Evan in tow. The minute I picked her up she just looked at me and stroked my face over and over.

I just have to keep those moments close to my heart right now….the feeling of her sweet touch, the funny little dimple on her cheek, the way Charlie's eyelashes fan out when he closes his eyes, his new front teeth and his little boy belly laugh he bursts into when Evan says something really funny.

I gotta do my meetings, keep communication open with my loved ones, get some exercise and focus on my kids.
One day at a time.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[feefifofum]

I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS! Nice Tommy as I am sure you are reading these strings so let me give you some advice. When you depend on the listening public for your bread and butter, you have to know that you are going to get criticized for everything. If you are a professional, the proper reply to me should have been something like this, "I am sorry you feel that way and if you can't continue to listen to the showgram, then I am sorry to see you go. Have a nice day." Put that in your FH!

I know it seems like a weenie thing to do, but when he replies to people with his work email using vulgarity, threats, or invasion of privacy (IP address crap), the email should be forwarded to his bosses. What if a child sent him an email and he cussed at him?

P.S. Jake makes me want to read the dictionary!
P.P.S. I learn something new from Jake each day. (It was so "much" fun - who knew?)
P.P.P.S. I would appreciate it, however, if Jake would push enter a bit more often during the hyphen marathons.

[feefifofum]

From Laura's blog:
I missed Charlie's first day of second grade yesterday because it wasn't "my day."
----------------------------------------------------------
I actually felt sorry for her for a split-second. Go away, empathy elves!

[RowdyOne]

Thanks, you all, for posting the blogs (or parts of them) and diary entries - as then we all don't have to go to the website and boost up the hits. (And get our IP addresses noted...)

[loriraesd]

From Laura's Latest Diary Entry;

"I missed Charlie's first day of second grade yesterday because it wasn't "my day." I get to see him today, though, so that's great."

Laura's an idiot.... when my son was just starting preschool, my husband and I separated......but that didn't keep either one of us from being their for our child...just because it wasn't "her day", didn't mean she couldn't go to the school, embrace her child, and wish him a great first day of school....

I'm not sure how much more I can take from this dysfunctional bunch of losers.............

[BecInCA]

From Laura's blog:
I missed Charlie's first day of second grade yesterday because it wasn't "my day."
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I actually felt sorry for her for a split-second. Go away, empathy elves!


Yeah, the empathy elves were playing with my emotions as well on that part of Laura's blog. Guess it's the maternal instinct playing with my psyche (wow, I'm "Jaking" with my posts now!- better than "Dullberting" my posts).

[feefifofum]

From Laura's Latest Diary Entry;

"I missed Charlie's first day of second grade yesterday because it wasn't "my day." I get to see him today, though, so that's great."

Laura's an idiot.... when my son was just starting preschool, my husband and I separated......but that didn't keep either one of us from being their for our child...just because it wasn't "her day", didn't mean she couldn't go to the school, embrace her child, and wish him a great first day of school....

I'm not sure how much more I can take from this dysfunctional bunch of losers.............

Oh, I assumed she wasn't allowed to go when it wasn't her day. Yeah, if she chose not to, that's lame.

[Dilbert-1985]

I think I feel sorriest for Charlie and little Evan. Their lives are being messed with since her parents are splitting. And now we know Laura was fighting addictions, maybe she was a disfunctional mother. So anybody who maybe felt sorry for Laura, please feel sorry for her kids going through this mess because of her.

[Wabbitsd]

I'm going to say this, her little pity party didn't do a thing for me...whatt..was she waiting for her Engraved invitation on Crane's or Eatons (thanks, Mom, for banging that into my head) stationery?

I get on the dang telephone and keep talking (Jake can tell you how this would drive anyone insane, he gets it) until the ex agrees to get his beehinder to the first day of school, the parent shadow day, the games, etc. If my daughter needs her Dad there, I'll get him there. Actually, he's pretty good about that kind of stuff

this is about the child...If Dave is such an idiot that he would say Laura couldn't come to the school cause it isn't her day, well, he's even more of an idiot than she is. Unless he knows for a fact, based on history that she would make it all about her instead of all about just being there for her child.

Or, wait. she could go the special "Michelle" route...where she doesn't come on the day everyone else does, but makes a special visit on another day, cause she is such a BIG DEAL in training that she has to flit off to Vegas with a certified, self-proclaimed lying sack of BIG DEAL in Actuality and can't be there like the other parents. Kids really love it when you can't be a regular parent, but you have to be an attention-seeking, self-aggrandizing moron in parent's garb. Right, Fathead? Your kids love that about you, don't they?

[11ListenerNot]

I could puke at the emails that are posted on the J&J site with regards to Tommy. Some crap about soulmates and winks from God. What a bunch of sheet!

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I cannot even bring myself to read any of that crap

[yourmama]

I'm going to say this, her little pity party didn't do a thing for me...whatt..was she waiting for her Engraved invitation on Crane's or Eatons (thanks, Mom, for banging that into my head) stationery?

I get on the dang telephone and keep talking (Jake can tell you how this would drive anyone insane, he gets it) until the ex agrees to get his beehinder to the first day of school, the parent shadow day, the games, etc. If my daughter needs her Dad there, I'll get him there. Actually, he's pretty good about that kind of stuff

this is about the child...If Dave is such an idiot that he would say Laura couldn't come to the school cause it isn't her day, well, he's even more of an idiot than she is. Unless he knows for a fact, based on history that she would make it all about her instead of all about just being there for her child.

Or, wait. she could go the special "Michelle" route...where she doesn't come on the day everyone else does, but makes a special visit on another day, cause she is such a BIG DEAL in training that she has to flit off to Vegas with a certified, self-proclaimed lying sack of BIG DEAL in Actuality and can't be there like the other parents. Kids really love it when you can't be a regular parent, but you have to be an attention-seeking, self-aggrandizing moron in parent's garb. Right, Fathead? Your kids love that about you, don't they?

every one of my friends who happen to be divorced or separated make the point of making tremendous efforts of making things nicer, easier, pleasant for their kids. At school functions they both attend, they may not sit together or fake nice to each other, but they are there for their kids!!!!!

also, for the holiday's one parent is not punished because the holiday does not fall on their "day", they make arrangements that the kids see both parents!
LBM is such a dingbat, and a poor excuse for a mother

[itz_me_tom]

I'm going to say this, her little pity party didn't do a thing for me...whatt..was she waiting for her Engraved invitation on Crane's or Eatons (thanks, Mom, for banging that into my head) stationery?

I get on the dang telephone and keep talking (Jake can tell you how this would drive anyone insane, he gets it) until the ex agrees to get his beehinder to the first day of school, the parent shadow day, the games, etc. If my daughter needs her Dad there, I'll get him there. Actually, he's pretty good about that kind of stuff

this is about the child...If Dave is such an idiot that he would say Laura couldn't come to the school cause it isn't her day, well, he's even more of an idiot than she is. Unless he knows for a fact, based on history that she would make it all about her instead of all about just being there for her child.



I'm with ya, Wab. I did feel bad for her - and at least she sounded more like a "real" mom today. But, yeah, lots of people go thru the divorce w/ kids thing, (me included). The deal is...It's between the parents and we do our best not to involve the kidlets in that crap and remain a solid front in terms of what's best for the chillen's.

Dr. Spock - over and out.

[SadSadSad]

[QUOTE=Himmie]I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS! [QUOTE]

That is classic FH...the more on point you are the more he loses it. If they truly did all that for him and he was content with the situation he wouldn't have any anger in his reply. He is a sad fat little troll. I pity his kids for having to put up with his lies and roller coaster emotions for the rest of their lives.

[11ListenerNot]

Maybe I should check myself into rehab??
A blogatory rehab?
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If you do, you may see Tommy. A while back he questioned the fact that he was a "blogaholic

[11ListenerNot]

If it's really irritating you, after each post, there is a button on the left that says 'Mod Alert'. Click that, and write a message to the mods about the post.

I've already done so, and I encourage you do to so, too. The mods of this board (who say they monitor this thread), will get sick of us constantly alerting them because of one user. They probably won't appreciate this post, but, gotta do it. If enough of us complain, it's far easier for the mod to ban Dilbert, then put up with us complaining over and over again.

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[insightbyjake]

"Diner" - I would have guessed it by the casting call, but I didn't get a chance before the game was up.

C'mon Jake, that was fun, let's do another! The board has slowed down a bit.

Okay... Trixie...

"Do I have a mark on my face?.....""Not here or here -- but here?"

Name the movie (this only works if you deny the instinct to google)

[insightbyjake]

P.P.P.S. I would appreciate it, however, if Jake would push enter a bit more often during the hyphen marathons.


Oh,


Alright,

I think

I get

the point.




As providence would have it, not only does this represent a sarcatic (totally in a kind way) reply to feefi ---

but it DOUBLES as a line from a 1990's film. Hint: One Academy Award was actually earned for a female in this film.

[11ListenerNot]

Sablan: It is never GOOD to LIE
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God, not only is full of BS, he's using caps on this piece!

[Layla]

Oh,


Alright,

I think

I get

the point.




As providence would have it, not only does this represent a sarcatic (totally in a kind way) reply to feefi ---

but it DOUBLES as a line from a 1990's film. Hint: One Academy Award was actually earned for a female in this film.

My Cousin Vinny. I didn't Google that. I DID Google the other one, because I just could not place it, and I wasn't surprised byt that, once I saw what it was from.

Edited for spelling errors.

[wanky]

[QUOTE=yourmama]every one of my friends who happen to be divorced or separated make the point of making tremendous efforts of making things nicer, easier, pleasant for their kids. At school functions they both attend, they may not sit together or fake nice to each other, but they are there for their kids!!!!!

That's the way it should be. The kids suffer enough without immature adults trying to put their feelings first before their children. Or, maybe Laura couldn't bring herself to go because Dave brought "a special someone" to Charlie's 1st day!

[listener13]

She's such a sad sack that she probably didn't even think to ask if she could go to the first day of school - it's just easier to think you can't, and then throw yourself a full-on pity party with all of the trimmings. Maybe Michelle got her a cake, too.

[Layla]

That's the way it should be. The kids suffer enough without immature adults trying to put their feelings first before their children. Or, maybe Laura couldn't bring herself to go because Dave brought "a special someone" to Charlie's 1st day!

I hope that's not true either. While Davecaine has every right to seek companionship elsewhere, it is much too early for him to be be bringing a new woman around those children.

[listener13]

I see from the forum that I have fewer ignored messages from Dildo - maybe it's gotten the hint. Or, maybe it's just got some "big deal" meetings with the "suits" today. Or, maybe a deal is being made to shill for an engagement ring. Interesting....but it's a happy thing, either way. As we all well know, it's probably pondering it's new "persona" right now.

[yourmama]

I couldn't believe the "newly-engaged-and-oh-so-in-love-with-his-soulmate-that-God-dropped-in-his-life" FH was gushing over Barbara-Lee Edwards when she called in this morning and "invited" him to join the News8 "Buddies for Life" 3-Day walk team.....he was practically drooling while talking to her!

Edited to add this quote from FH's blog this afternoon - He's such a "BIG DEAL":

"Hey, did you hear Barbara Lee Edwards call in to the Jeff and Jer Showgram this morning? She invited me to be on her team officially for the 3 day and I need you to be part of it too. It's the BUDDIES FOR LIFE team sponsored by News 8 and Star. SIGN UP NOW. We're going to workout and Barbara will be doing Torrey, Cowles, and Iron with US very soon. She will part of this workout team and cameras and her entourage will be with us everday we workout to document it on the websites and on News 8.
I even have to do a workout blog for the 3 day section on our website."

Doesn't sound like FH has had an epiphany or changed his spots at all...

Oh, and they were trying to talk LBM into joining the 3-day crew - she can't even get through a day without a nap, how would she walk 60 miles in 3 days?
I heard this also, and could not believe FH. not only was he gushing, but making those inappropriate innuendos, like are they going to share a tent, etc.? and working out together wink/ wink at night, special "work outs" Michelle and the rest of the program must be totally deaf dumb and blind

[11ListenerNot]

Out of all the emails I get and from the blogs that I write, the majority of the responses I get are fair and decent people that agree or disagree with what I say, but there's another 1% of the listenership that just shows so much hatred and/or jealousy of someone just writing a simple blog. I'm sitting in a room at my mom's house reading some emails and reading the really "hurtful and hateful" emails to me that personally attack me. The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred.
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OMG are you kidding me? Is that what he tells us when we send him an email complaining about his parenting skills, priorities, whatever, and he totally bashes us?

[listener13]

Check out this drivel:
Tuesday August 28, 2007 1:30pm: You know what's kind of funny? Out of all the emails I get and from the blogs that I write, the majority of the responses I get are fair and decent people that agree or disagree with what I say, but there's another 1% of the listenership that just shows so much hatred and/or jealousy of someone just writing a simple blog. I'm sitting in a room at my mom's house reading some emails and reading the really "hurtful and hateful" emails to me that personally attack me. The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred. Laura said something today on the radio that when someone is mean to you, it's something that is going on with them NOT you. So, I read these emails that come across and I sense that something in their life is making them miserable and all they have is ME to yell at. Again, I pray for these people or THIS person.

Keep thinking that, Laura......it couldn't ever be those guys - it's always someone else.

[SadSadSad]

Okay... Trixie...

"Do I have a mark on my face?.....""Not here or here -- but here?"

Name the movie (this only works if you deny the instinct to google)

I'm a maniac. Maniac. No need to google. Watched this movie a gazillion times. And it's, "Richard, Do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts. Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here."

Luuuuuke...Lalalalaloo...I'm your faaahtheerr.

[Alpinemaps]

If it's really irritating you, after each post, there is a button on the left that says 'Mod Alert'. Click that, and write a message to the mods about the post.

I've already done so, and I encourage you do to so, too. The mods of this board (who say they monitor this thread), will get sick of us constantly alerting them because of one user. They probably won't appreciate this post, but, gotta do it. If enough of us complain, it's far easier for the mod to ban Dilbert, then put up with us complaining over and over again.

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He may be banned, but watch out, he'll come back as someone else!

Hey, that's fine. But, then again, if they ban based on IP address, he'll just have to go to even greater lengths to get back on here.

[mel41099]

I'm sitting in a room at my mom's house reading some emails and reading the really "hurtful and hateful" emails to me that personally attack me. The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred. Laura said something today on the radio that when someone is mean to you, it's something that is going on with them NOT you.

So what does it mean when he responds to e-mails with vulgar and rude language?

[feefifofum]

I'm a maniac. Maniac. No need to google. Watched this movie a gazillion times. And it's, "Richard, Do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts. Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here."

Luuuuuke...Lalalalaloo...I'm your faaahtheerr.


Okay, now I've got it. Jake's quote had me stumped, but Sadcubed helped me out.

[feefifofum]

Ooh ooh... I have an idea. I know it has nothing to do with the showgram, but we could have an obscure movie quote each day on the no google honor system. The first person to figure it out can post a new quote. Is that a stupid idea? Should it be on a different thread?

[RowdyOne]

I see from the forum that I have fewer ignored messages from Dildo - maybe it's gotten the hint. Or, maybe it's just got some "big deal" meetings with the "suits" today. Or, maybe a deal is being made to shill for an engagement ring. Interesting....but it's a happy thing, either way. As we all well know, it's probably pondering it's new "persona" right now.If you miss the Dilbertian Logic (Wabbitsd's iinspired label) you can go to http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/159228-dilbert-bugs-me-clueless-thread.html and get your fill.:yawn:

[iamsheens]

Check out this drivel:
Tuesday August 28, 2007 1:30pm: You know what's kind of funny? Out of all the emails I get and from the blogs that I write, the majority of the responses I get are fair and decent people that agree or disagree with what I say, but there's another 1% of the listenership that just shows so much hatred and/or jealousy of someone just writing a simple blog. I'm sitting in a room at my mom's house reading some emails and reading the really "hurtful and hateful" emails to me that personally attack me. The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred. Laura said something today on the radio that when someone is mean to you, it's something that is going on with them NOT you. So, I read these emails that come across and I sense that something in their life is making them miserable and all they have is ME to yell at. Again, I pray for these people or THIS person.

Keep thinking that, Laura......it couldn't ever be those guys - it's always someone else.


Oh my god Tommy is so over dramatic...give me a break. I think if your in the media your going to have people no matter what that don't like you and are going to say or write mean things about you...it not our fault that he is such an easy target because he does a lot of idiotic things...

Not even sure he is referring to us but Im sure he is....part of me wants to email him a really nice email just to see how fake he is.

My fav part about the whole blog was the part was this:

The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred

haha...I dunno he just seems like a very non-religious person considering things he has done. oh well

As for Laura, just because you have an "off" day doesn't mean you ditch out on the opportunity of going to school with your kid. She is lucky can do that. As a kid my mom was a single parent and for the most part she always attended those type of events at school even if she had to miss work. Some parents don't even have that opportunity because they have to work to afford living. I have no sympathy for her. Sometimes life brings you down but especially with a kid, get over it and think about your children and make grown up decision.

It amazes me how stupid these people are. It just seems like common knowledge to do the obvious. this is why people should have to take a test to see if they qualify to be a parent.

[11ListenerNot]

It amazes me how stupid these people are. It just seems like common knowledge to do the obvious. this is why people should have to take a test to see if they qualify to be a parent.
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[YoungAmerican]

FH was referring to an email I sent him because in his reply he said his "mom" was praying for me.haha, I had no hatred, I just asked why his blog is so freakin' repetitive? Who is he trying to convince? I also told him that many people know the show is full of way too much BS. He responded with this "I speak from my heart about my mom who is in the hospital" My reply? Your mom was in the hospital Friday too, wasn't she? Then this from him... "We have your IP address. You're just a jealous person that just wants to READ my blog. I love that you read my blog. I know who you are btw." hahaha. I love that we can get a reaction out of him. If none of what we say was true, he'd ignore us.:poke: :hihi:

[surfing_texan]

"We have your IP address. You're just a jealous person that just wants to READ my blog. I love that you read my blog. I know who you are btw."

If Tommy actually said that, I would report him. If the overall nature of his reply was negative, then that line could be seen as threatening. Especially given his nature of violence/abuse, and stalking.

[iamsheens]

FH was referring to an email I sent him because in his reply he said his "mom" was praying for me.haha, I had no hatred, I just asked why his blog is so freakin' repetitive? Who is he trying to convince? I also told him that many people know the show is full of way too much BS. He responded with this "I speak from my heart about my mom who is in the hospital" My reply? Your mom was in the hospital Friday too, wasn't she? Then this from him... "We have your IP address. You're just a jealous person that just wants to READ my blog. I love that you read my blog. I know who you are btw." hahaha. I love that we can get a reaction out of him. If none of what we say was true, he'd ignore us.:poke: :hihi:

yeah what is with the Ip address crap? What all can he actually do with a IP address? Show up to your house? I guess that is supposed to scare you that he has your IP address? I would ask him to tell me who I am. He is so dumb.

haha I love that he capitalized READ...makes no sense. I also like how he ignored the fact that instead of being at the hospital with his mom Friday he was proposing and going to Vegas. Im sure he is sincere about his mom but what about the rest of the crap he says....perhaps his mom should be praying for him instead of you. haha

did u respond to his email?

[iamsheens]

oh and how would your email make you full of jealousy? So jealous that you aren't repititive like him? or probably jealous because you arent a big deal like he is....hahaha

[YoungAmerican]

If Tommy actually said that, I would report him.

He said it alright. I copied and pasted from his email. I did tell him that he is still fat ( i couldn't resist) that probably pissed him off more than anything.

[YoungAmerican]

yeah what is with the Ip address crap? What all can he actually do with a IP address?

If you go to this site, http://ip-address.domaintools.com/ you can see just about all he can see about any of us (if that). And honestly, what is he going to do with the info? It's all a scare tactic, that's all. He really is DUMB!

[YoungAmerican]

Here is what was said if anyone is interested:

Tommy, I have wanted to comment on your blogs for sometime now. Why do you find it necessary to repeat yourself so much? You say basically the same thing in just about every blog. It is getting really old. My life is perfect, my kids love me, I am sooooooo freakin' healthy right now, blah, blah, blah. Do you think that the more you write it the closer to truth it will become? You may fool some of the population of San Diego with your line of BS but be advised, you don't fool everyone. In fact, you'd be surprised how many people know THE REAL TRUTH. So no matter how much money you make or how many times you say how happy you are, there are alot of us that KNOW how your life will look in, say, a year from now. We've seen it before, we'll see it again. And oh, by the way, you are still WAY FAT!!!(FH)

His reply:
Hey can we read your letter on the air and post your IP address?
Thanks for reading the blogs.
You must read all of them to come that conclusion.
I never mention money, I mention I still need to lose weight and I speak from my heart about my mom who is in the hospital.
You are such a funny person who has nothing to do other than read my blogs and BS your identity. We have your IP address.
You're just a jealous person that just wants to READ my blog. I love that you read my blog. I know who you are btw.

My last reply to him:
You know who I am, Yeah right. Well guess what...We all know WHO and WHAT you are!!!! You just keep telling yourself and the listeners (I am NOT one of them) how wonderful youR life is but it won't make it so. YOU read all of OUR BLOGS, and you are just so mad that there are actually people out here who can see thru your thinly veiled radio BS. I never said you speak of money, though your constint talk of how you spend all your $$$ is just about the same thing. Your mom was in the hospital when you jetted off to Vegas too wasn't she? So what is so different today?

Listen, really. Jealous? Nah, though I would love to make the BIG $$$ for a couple hours of work a day. Some of us are not so lucky (and in your case I think that is what alot of it boils down to) we all have our stations in life. I am happy enough with mine. What would be nice is if you could just be honest with your audience. WE know sooooooooooo much of what you say is BS. But then again your truth would probably be pretty boring and not very good radio....... so in the end I guess it really doesn't matter. You are what you are, just like Jeff & Jerk and LBM are what they are (in contrast to what you all would have us believe you all are)

I liked you guys in the beginning, when you were still trying to do a good job. Now, no one really tries anymore. Same crap, day in and day out. It's like that freakin moving Groundhog day, but you probably liked that movie huh? I use to call in for bits on the radio, you always answered so rudely, left me on hold for loooooong periods of time and were just plan disrespectful. That's when I started seeing the "REAL" showgram. An ounce of respect to the viewers goes a long way and I never saw a gram!
Anyways, I will let you go so you can go eat some more spam lumpia.

P.S. Tell your mom she can stop praying for me, I'm an atheist.

P.P.S. Since we all know you read our "blogs" too you must have read what we know about Michelle too. If not, you better come back for a look see. I don't think a "gift" from god is exactly what I'd call her showing up on that walk that day, does the name Bonnie Lee Blakely ring a bell?

[insightbyjake]

I'm a maniac. Maniac. No need to google. Watched this movie a gazillion times. And it's, "Richard, Do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts. Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here."

Luuuuuke...Lalalalaloo...I'm your faaahtheerr.

That....was.....AWESOME!!!

[insightbyjake]

yeah what is with the Ip address crap? What all can he actually do with a IP address? Show up to your house? I guess that is supposed to scare you that he has your IP address? I would ask him to tell me who I am. He is so dumb.

Let's take it a step further, send Jaba an email and include your name and address and phone number.

JAKE: "Dear Tommy, When you extract your head from your anal cavity, you may see your children would be better served by consistency, security, and an example of what it means to be an adult -- rather than bought off by purses and skateboards, replacement moms, and other meaningless sh*t."

Love, Insight B. Jake
12321 Reality Lane
Spittingintothewind, CA
555-7654321

TOMMY: "It's sad how so many of you people are filled with hate. I'm filled with lumpias, chicken kelaguen,sta fua, and pancit. I'm praying to Our Lady of Guam for your souls. By the way, I have you IP address and know how to find your name, address and phone number you ASS!"

[BigAl]

This is all great reading and analysis of the J&J sho. I was taveling all last week in DC and had to check in to this blog to keep myself leveled. great stuff. I wish I could work 4 hours a day, drive nothing but luxury SUV's, live in a "way better than average" mansion in the high real estate that is SD county, and have all the time to drive, visit, shop, eat, do PT, and enjoy. I guess I will have to work harder. maybe "Rehab" is an answer. I'm in a life crisis and need rehab in a posh setting by the beach. yeah, that's the ticket.....

[cheekymonkey]

Maybe I should check myself into rehab??
A blogatory rehab?
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If you do, you may see Tommy. A while back he questioned the fact that he was a "blogaholic


LOL!! I need to go into blogatory rehab because I can't stop reading them!!! UGH!!! It really is like a train wreck I am slowly driving by and rubbernecking.....:eye:

[Trixie]

Okay... Trixie...

"Do I have a mark on my face?.....""Not here or here -- but here?"

Name the movie (this only works if you deny the instinct to google)

Ummm, maybe an Austin Powers movie? or was that Mole, Guacamole?

Dang, I'm better at "Name That Tune". I replied before reading any more blogs, so as not to jade my answer.

I'll post again when I catch up with everything here.

Instead of neffing, I'll edit my post.

I was wrong in my guess. But I can admit I'm wrong. There should be nothing wrong with being wrong. Right?

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! Great entries. I've been laughing like crazy.

[listener13]

YoungAmerican: You ROCK! Let us know if you hear back from Cousin It

He's such a little creep - good luck finding us by our IP addresses. Oh, and Tommy, we know exactly where you live - it was posted on www.dontdatehimgirl.com - we don't have to speculate with an IP address. If you Zillow yourself, you'll see that your house has lost value in the last month, probably because you built all those freaking bike ramps in your front yard and then had Laura move in.

[Wabbitsd]

"Cousin It!" OMG! I think I will have to turn in "Fathead" for that new nickname!!!!

We gotta find one of his neighbors to come and add fodder...LOL!

[surfing_texan]

https://www.phatrags-secure.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/ad2a3d3b1c03a0410103d1e7ce633bd2.gif

Saw this, and thought of LBM (in case some of you can't read the smaller print it says "i used to drink a lot. i still do, but i used to, too")

[SDReadhead]

Regarding Fat Tummy getting people's IP addresses -- I looked up some info on a web site called Ask Leo and here is what I found:

Q. I have the IP address from someone who's causing me some problems. Can I get their name and location from that?

A. Yes and no. But mostly no. I get this question a lot, so let me explain. As I've discussed in previous articles, there are common services on the internet that will return information about an IP address. Services like ARIN, PlotIP and others will return information about the ISP or hosting company that owns the block that the IP is a part of. Typically that will include the name, address, phone number of the ISP.

At that point your only option is to contact the ISP and ask them. They do know which of their customers the IP is assigned to. The problem is that ISP's will not give this information out to just anyone. Typically it will require legal actions, as part of some kind of police or court proceeding, to get the ISP to release the information.

So can you get a name an address from an IP? Yes ... if you have the legal backing to go get it. Otherwise, if you're a regular person just trying to track something down on your own, you simply can not get the information.