San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[listener13]

but, what if you're a "big deal" - does that make a difference?:)

[insightbyjake]

It's late and Jake grows weary....again, from the top of your noggins people...no google!!!!

Does this ring a bell?

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

[surfing_texan]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

Blade Runner

[insightbyjake]

P.S. How about this for you people born in the late 1960's.....

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

That famous line from a 1980's flick? (I give too much info by citing the decade ... I hate my generosity!)

[insightbyjake]

Blade Runner

Gotta ratchet it up for texan...!

How 'bout this one....


"Go, get the butter."

[surfing_texan]

Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?

Sixteen Candles

[insightbyjake]

Bonus question:

" I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

These are difficult...I admit...but if you go decade by decade...they make sense.

[surfing_texan]

Go, get the butter
I have to hurry, I have a cab waiting.

[surfing_texan]

I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!

Midnight Cowboy...said by Ratzo when the cabbie almost hits him (right?)

[insightbyjake]

Texan....you impress!! I'm gonna pull my obscure stuff soon if you keep this up (or I'm gonna go home and cry cause I can't slow you down...)

"You're a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh, no? Want to guess? Huh, no? OK. They lose their noses."

If I get a reply soon, you're doin' google..or you've got an eidetic memory.... which is cool!

[insightbyjake]

Go, get the butter
I have to hurry, I have a cab waiting.

Sweet! Let's finish it out....

"Do you really think that an American sitting on the floor in an empty flat eating cheese and drinking water is interesting?"

Tip o'the cap to the Siskel/Ebert T:cheers: exan!

[Transplant]

P.S. How about this for you people born in the late 1960's.....

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

That famous line from a 1980's flick? (I give too much info by citing the decade ... I hate my generosity!)

16 candles!!!!! ah ha...I finally figured one out

[Wabbitsd]

jake...that last one...my anthem film...

"Bladerunner."

surfin texan..sorry, I was anxious and didn't see yours.

[Texasgirl]

I predict that Laura will have a "crisis" by Monday. Too much attention is being given to FH, Michelle, and other trainwreck characters.

So step right up with your best predictions!

As for the grammar police - go take a rest! My profession expects me to use perfect English at all times. Do you realize the pressure that creates? Now, everyone here seems to have a mastery of the English language (FH excluded), so if someone wants to relax a little and use 'gonna' once in awhile just let it slide. When was the last time you even heard the word 'scintilla' used correctly in a conversation? (And I'm not going to doublecheck the spelling or doublecheck that doublecheck is one word and not hyphenated...) Just enjoy the discourse.

[feefifofum]

Go, get the butter
I have to hurry, I have a cab waiting.
Is that Last Tango in Paris? I never saw the whole thing, but I remember something gross about fingernail clippers and butter!

[feefifofum]

How about one of my faves:
"Birdie num num"

[pax]

I think we need a new thread just for movie quotes.

[Transplant]

Just one excerpt from his blog

"OWEN WILSON: We're actually talking about Owen right now on the air. I hope that he has friends that understand what is happening. I mean I know what is going on with him. Addiction to heroin and coke is something I grew up with, with my brothers. It's why I have a strong passion to be there as a friend to people going through their program. I think I can help Owen big time. I'm not trying to sound all high and mighty, but what Owen is going through is what so many people that I grew up with and my two brothers went through and from my past and from my wrong decisions on how to help my brothers back then, has made me understand what addiction is and how to be there and help someone get over it."

Is he kidding me? Why not just turn your whole house into a rehab/halfway house? Bet the neighbors would love that!

:nuts:

[loriraesd]

She's such a sad sack that she probably didn't even think to ask if she could go to the first day of school - it's just easier to think you can't, and then throw yourself a full-on pity party with all of the trimmings. Maybe Michelle got her a cake, too.

Unless there is a restraining order or some other legal mechanism in place, Laura would not be precluded from going to her son's school - that's ridiculous!

[loriraesd]

[QUOTE=11ListenerNot]The room I sit in at this moment has a statue of Jesus and the Virgin Mary and I am just praying for those people who take the time to try to write an email to me that is full of hatred. ------------------------------------------------------------

Oh, yeah, and Michael Vick just found Jesus too!

[Laffy]

I took offense to what Laura was saying about Bret Michaels and his Rock of Love show on VH-1. Bret's a nice guy! I think he should make an appearance on the Showgram (nogram is more like it) so they can see for themselves.

[YoungAmerican]

From: Little Tommy ([email protected])
Sent: Wed 8/29/07 12:06 PM

Hi....May God forgive you.
Hey, you're not the mean emails I was talking about. You have the funny irrelavant ones. I pray for you, because you seem to be missing something in life.
Take care and all my best in your life and REPENT.

HAHAHAHA!!! Can you believe this guy? Yeah, I'm missing something, everyday and on purpose. Your dumb ass show. I've just realized what a truly wonderful and diverse CD collection I have.(Haven't been able to get to the library lately for more books on tape). If it wasn't my email he was referring too, how many other people are bombarding him with like emails? The answer? A WHOLE LOT!!!! :P

[listener13]

SOOOO many things to grouse about, so here goes:

Tommy - are you fricking KIDDING me with the outpouring of love and help for Owen Wilson? I'm sure Owen's people are on the phone with FH's people right now to get FH to do an intervention - obviously, Cousin It is the only one on the planet who has gone through this with "friends"? WhatEVERRRRRR!

And YoungAmerican - if FH says repent, you must heed his advice - can I get an AMEN and a Hallelujah from the forum?

You're right - whatever you have on CD would be much better than listening to their drivel. Herman's Hermits - Donny and Marie - whatever - hell, I'm thinking about dragging out my Italian discs, loading them onto my iPod and brushing up on my Italiano.

I'm thinking the hateful e-mail he is getting is probably from Danelle's divorce lawyer - go get him Amused!

Laura - LBM! What more can I say.

Le parlero dopo, gli amici! Ciao!

[loriraesd]

I wonder how cocky FH will be once the contracts are up and he's looking for work, while supporting an ex-wife, girlfriend, 5 kids, not to mention all of the hanger-ons

[Wabbitsd]

"You're a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh, no? Want to guess? Huh, no? OK. They lose their noses."

is that from Chinatown?

[insightbyjake]

How about one of my faves:
"Birdie num num"

Shoot...I'm seeing Peter Sellers but I can't figure out the movie!! This shall haunt me....

NOT as much as listening to the bleach-blonde, adolescent, twanger ask every caller about the size of the respective "packages" of celebrities.

Here's my prediction:

Every morning for the rest of his life, Davecain awakens, looks over to the other side of the bed, notices it no longer holds the intellectually unripend, pubescent ex -- drops to his knees and gives thanks to Michael Vick's Jesus!

P.S. Memo to Owen Wilson: If FH offers to help you with rehab, check his track records. Last time I looked his "help" for his brothers didn't seem to turn out too good. (Unless prison and death are the future you seek)

[insightbyjake]

"You're a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh, no? Want to guess? Huh, no? OK. They lose their noses."

is that from Chinatown?

YOU WIN! :king:

Try this:

"You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you."

[feefifofum]

Shoot...I'm seeing Peter Sellers but I can't figure out the movie!! This shall haunt me....


You're on the right track - awesome movie...

[feefifofum]

Does FH even know what repent means?

[11ListenerNot]

Laura sounded completely wacked out of her mind this morning on the show. Even Jerry made a joke about her "relapsing":dead:

[11ListenerNot]

Every morning for the rest of his life, Davecain awakens, looks over to the other side of the bed, notices it no longer holds the intellectually unripend, pubescent ex -- drops to his knees and gives thanks to Michael Vick's Jesus!
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This is freakin hysterical!!!

[Wabbitsd]

god...I know I fell down laughing when I first heard that line...was it a line from Popeye? the cartoon, not the movie...? or it sounds Groucho Marxish...no...wait...the big fat guy with the bulbous nose....who starred in movies with Mae West...

hey. are you thinking I'm so old I saw these films first run? :angry:

[SadSadSad]

From: Little Tommy ([email protected])
Sent: Wed 8/29/07 12:06 PM

Hi....May God forgive you.
Hey, you're not the mean emails I was talking about. You have the funny irrelavant ones. I pray for you, because you seem to be missing something in life.
Take care and all my best in your life and REPENT.


FH is seriously SO WEIRD!!!! Okay so if you're not the hater, than what does God need to forgive you for? And if you're funny how does that translate in something missing in your life? And what make him think you need to repent? For what? Last time I looked a little constructive critiscism wasn't a sin.

Let me guess he has repented for all of the hurt he has caused and so now all is forgiven. He's got the Catholic thing going on...I can keep sinning because I can keep going to confession and get myself absolved (yes, I'm Catholic so I can say this because some idiots think that's how its supposed to work).

[SadSadSad]

Just one excerpt from his blog

"OWEN WILSON: We're actually talking about Owen right now on the air. I hope that he has friends that understand what is happening. I mean I know what is going on with him. Addiction to heroin and coke is something I grew up with, with my brothers. It's why I have a strong passion to be there as a friend to people going through their program. I think I can help Owen big time. I'm not trying to sound all high and mighty, but what Owen is going through is what so many people that I grew up with and my two brothers went through and from my past and from my wrong decisions on how to help my brothers back then, has made me understand what addiction is and how to be there and help someone get over it."


Oh my god, FH is Mother Theresa. If only he could save us all. Thank God he is on the radio to give us all guidance and lead us on hikes so we can feel the purity of this earth and the goodness that is in all of us. Peace be with you all, my friends.

Okay, so if Tommy was normal his blog would say this about the Owen Wilson thing....

It's a bummer to hear what Owen Wilson is going through. As you all know (because I have told you a million times) I have had a lot of people go through drug addiction in my life and it is a very painful and difficult ordeal for all those involved. My heart goes out to Owen and his family.

[feefifofum]

I'm going to go buy some Jesus and Mary statues today so God will be able to hear my prayers, too!

[CrystalDoll]

For everyone at work, and so we don't give them better ratings here is Laura's diary entry for today

Laura's Diary, August 29th, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 1:23pm

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a bit neglected these days. This whole "engagement" thing has really gotten in the way of my social life. Tommy's pretty much been my social life since I've returned to San Diego. We used to go to meetings together and dinner together and we used to drive to the walks together. When I have the kids, I'm fine with it. When I don't, I get lonely in Tommy's huge house all by myself. I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?

At least Tommy got his DVR all hooked up on the big TV downstairs. He doesn't even know how to work it. I'm appreciative that he had the Time Warner people come out and hook it up because I know that he didn't do it for him. He did it for me. And, I thank him for that because it's become my new best friend.

Last night, after Davecain picked up the kids, I plopped myself on the couch with my grocery store Sushi and my bottle of Smart Water and my bag of Haribo Gummi Bears and pressed LIST on the remote. I watched an Intervention. It was a horrible one. But, it ended up good because the lady is now sober. Then, I watched two old Mindfreaks, The Hills (again), Newport Harbor (no girls looked like that when I was in high school), The Soup and Chelsea Lately. She had Steve O on her show. He made her shoot him in the butt with a BB gun. The alarming thing about that segment was the size of his package. DAMN! He stripped down to his tighty whities and his junk took up half the screen! I felt like I had 3D glasses on.

I'm starting to sound like a lonely single woman, huh? I'm really depressed now. I'm on the road to Oldmaidsville. Help!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Check out the KFMB News 8 website to view the clip of Barbara-Lee Edwards asking him to join their 3-Day walk team.

The newscasters (Barbara-Lee and 2 guys) comment after the video clip is played and the guys pretty much just laugh at FH...

It's in the News8 Video section - you have to scroll through their video clip selections to find it. When you watch it, keep in mind that this is from Monday - THREE DAYS after he got engaged to the love of his life :)

http://www.cbs8.com/

[RowdyOne]

The pity party continues in full swing.

[BecInCA]

Laura's Diary, August 29th, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 1:23pm

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a bit neglected these days. This whole "engagement" thing has really gotten in the way of my social life. Tommy's pretty much been my social life since I've returned to San Diego. We used to go to meetings together and dinner together and we used to drive to the walks together. When I have the kids, I'm fine with it. When I don't, I get lonely in Tommy's huge house all by myself. I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?

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Unbelievable! Okay, again, it's all about Laura. What a whiner! And Tommy needs to get some religion in him ASAP now that apparently he has chosen to start living in sin! Rosa would be so disappointed to hear that Tommy is no longer a couch potato. Thank GOD (caps intended) he is has chosen to to be a role model for his kids... :nono: What a hypocrite! I'm going to start praying the rosary for him right now (and yes, as a Catholic, I can say that too). LBM and LT continue to amaze me. What a pair of idiots they continue to be. They make me want to start abusing drugs or alcohol just so I can get through their blogs!

[Dilbert-1985]

It sounds like Laura is jealous of Tommy and Michelle . Apparently Tommy spends nights at Michelle's leaving Laura all alone.

Laura had built a social life around Tommy, but she needs to move on.

Maybe Laura is having regrets too. Who knows what her marriage was like, but being on the road to "Old Maid's Ville" may be a lot of her own doing. If she was doing drugs and neglecting the kids and her husband, well, things happen in life if you are not taking care of the people in your life.


Does Laura not have any girlfriends to lean on? It seems like with her building a social life all around Tommy, that she has no one else to lean on. That's sad if that's the case.

Hopefully she will get her act together. Probably she's at a dangerous point where she could relapse. If she's all alone, spending time alone, feeling sorry for herself, that could be enough to set her back to doing whatever she used to do.

Maybe all her old friends were so into drugs and drinks that she can't be around those people anymore.

[feefifofum]

Sorry for all my posts today, but my baby is taking a really long nap, my house is clean, and I finished my book.
In response to LBM's diary: some things really need to be kept private. What a loser. I don't really understand the whole blogging phenomenon, I guess. I have friends who also put all the inane details of their days out there with every thought that pops into their heads for all the world to see. Maybe someone who blogs in such detail can enlighten me. I seriously think it's so egocentric to think that anybody cares what you had for lunch or watched on TV last night. I know FH and LBM are different because they get paid to do it.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Thanks, CrystalDoll, I can't pull up the diaries at work...you are doing a good service by posting these for us!

Re Laura - when she feels lonely, she should hit a meeting or exercise or read or take another nap (hey, maybe even sign up for a parenting class!) No one is responsible for making her happy but HER! DaveCain didn't screw up her life (at least that we know of) and FH doesn't owe it to her to be her social life. She needs to get her butt in gear and get her life together!

And there is no way in the world that they can consider themselves a "family show" - I'm so glad my son doesn't listen to them in the morning for more than the 3 minute drive between home and daycare. Between Jeff's "romantic novel" and LBM talking about some guy's "package"...ick!

[11ListenerNot]

I'm feeling a bit neglected these days. This whole "engagement" thing has really gotten in the way of my social life. Tommy's pretty much been my social life since I've returned to San Diego. We used to go to meetings together and dinner together and we used to drive to the walks together. When I have the kids, I'm fine with it. When I don't, I get lonely in Tommy's huge house all by myself. I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?
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1. Sounds like jealousy to me

2. I would love to have a big house to myself, after my 4 hours of work be able to swim, cook, live the life of leisure. No noise, no hassles, my god, it would be like a vacation

grrrrr

[CrystalDoll]

I predict that Laura will have a "crisis" by Monday. Too much attention is being given to FH, Michelle, and other trainwreck characters.

It's already starting Texasgril! She's feeling neglected...I suppose since they'll be off Monday (probably the whole week) she thought she should start complaining now! Maybe we'll get to hear about Davecain because she'll want to steal the limelight back???

[loriraesd]

[QUOTE=Dilbert-1985]It sounds like Laura is jealous of Tommy and Michelle . Apparently Tommy spends nights at Michelle's leaving Laura all alone. Laura had built a social life around Tommy, but she needs to move on.

DBert, you seem so insightful..... maybe you are Jake in disguise..... ponder, ponder, ponder......

[Dilbert-1985]

It's hard to believe that Laura has expected Tommy to keep her entertained.

She should go out with non drinking non drug using friends, or get involved in activities of some kind.

She sure doesn't get to spend much time with the kids. Would love to know what the deal is with visitation.

The people who get the best results out of rehab are the people who have strong support systems of family and friends supporting them. Now Laura's saying Tommy has been her social life, and now he's got a girl, so what does she do with herself????

I gotta believe that there are rehab support groups. At the meetings she goes to, there could be people she could see about that.

But she couldn't expect Tommy to put his life on hold forever just to cater to her. He's been there for her to lean on, and he even let her live in his house. I sure hope she's greatful for all the help and things people did for her.

[11ListenerNot]

Maybe someone who blogs in such detail can enlighten me. I seriously think it's so egocentric to think that anybody cares what you had for lunch or watched on TV last night. I know FH and LBM are different because they get paid to do it.
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fefifofum where have you been?

You know they are "big deals" and think people are interested in their every move!!! ha ha

[CrystalDoll]

Thanks, CrystalDoll, I can't pull up the diaries at work...you are doing a good service by posting these for us!

No problem at all! Would you like me to post all of FH's blogs when they are posted or are peoples quotes enough? Just let me know:)

[loriraesd]

Maybe someone who blogs in such detail can enlighten me. I seriously think it's so egocentric to think that anybody cares what you had for lunch or watched on TV last night. I know FH and LBM are different because they get paid to do it.

It's obvious by the content of their blogs, that their lives are vacuous:gle:

[11ListenerNot]

Did you guys notice that dilweed, di**o, or whatever we call it these days always posts after 10am when the spewgram has shut down? Proves that he/she is a part of the showgram.

Oh my, did I pull a dilbert?

[Wabbitsd]

"I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?"

Now, if I were "ex of Michelle" I would be collecting this kind of evidence. She has "another dude" already living at her house, in front of the kids. Sure, they are "engaged."

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from a Movie....(I know Jake knows this one)

"...Always coming and going and going and coming and always too soon."

Forcryinoutloud...she has what, an 8 month old baby? Does her ex have custody of the kids?

[Dilbert-1985]

I wonder if somebody can ask Laura in a nice way to move out?

Tommy gave her a place to live but it wasn't supposed to be so long term. it sounds like she's all dependent on Tommy for everything.

Laura has to get on with her life, and she has to make decisions. She's a mature adult so it's time for her to get out and move forward.

[Dilbert-1985]

Maybe we can ask listeners to help Laura find a place to live?

[yourmama]

No problem at all! Would you like me to post all of FH's blogs when they are posted or are peoples quotes enough? Just let me know:)
I for one would be very appreciative to have you post all the blogs and diaries!
thanks again!

[listener13]

"I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?"

Now, if I were "ex of Michelle" I would be collecting this kind of evidence. She has "another dude" already living at her house, in front of the kids. Sure, they are "engaged."

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from a Movie....(I know Jake knows this one)

"...Always coming and going and going and coming and always too soon."

Forcryinoutloud...she has what, an 8 month old baby? Does her ex have custody of the kids?

Well, I hope that FH is at least eating HEALTHY and WORKING out and TAKING care of his MOM, and making sure that his kids are in a HEALTHY place while he's fornicating over at his new GIRLFRIEND, oh wait, FIANCE'S house. He needs to stay HEALTHY - he starts his diet tomorrow.:throw:

[newgal]

well we've continually asked a certain poster to "move out" but it doesn't work. Here's an idea, maybe FH can stop hiding and be a man (I know that would be a stretch) and tell Laura himself that she should move out - if that is what he wants. Dumba$$

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I for one would be very appreciative to have you post all the blogs and diaries!
thanks again!

I know FH's blogs go on-and-on-and-on and will take up lots of space here, but I would appreciate it if you could post them here - it will save us all from having to "click here" to see them (and therefore making FH's blog the most popular one in all of Clear Channel Land - ha!)

Again, mucho thanks!

[SadSadSad]

Is it just me or is the end of August a little too late to post a summer reading list???

[Conceptis]

Okay I can't give details, but someone overheard a relative of Michelle's talking about their new uncle(FH). So he's uncle already?!

[shello]

Tommy, I love all this new God talk and "I'll be praying for you." What a bunch of sheet. Why do people think others will be comforted by "I'll be praying for you" when we all know they don't? I believe in God and have always lived a good moral life. And you? Not so much and it's all public record. So when you say this new God stuff it comes across as so phony and you look even more stupid.

Hmmmmmm, do I smell a Laura Cain and Owen Wilson hook-up? Here's how I think things went behind the scenes today.

"Tommy, I am so lonely and Owen is so cute. Maybe I can get together with him to help him out because, as you say, I am fixed," says Laura.

"Good idea Laura. Let me reach out to him with my godlike arms outstretched. Maybe we can even have him in-studio soon," Tommy says while secretly liking the idea so that Laura will get our of his hair and he can concentrate on Moochelle.

"Thanks Tommy. You are such a good friend, good son, good dad and all-around pillar of the community. Hey, Owen and I have somewhat matching hair, dontcha think....I think it's meant to be," Laura exclaims.

[CrystalDoll]

Wednesday August 29, 2007 6:40am
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 9:42am

Wednesday August 29, 2007 6:40am: It's rare that I type up a blog during the show, but I just finished going through some of the emails that came in last night and THANK YOU so much. Emails about my mom, church, the show, my kids, Michelle, and everything just gave me such a good feeling in my heart. OH YEAH, and books too. That blog that I wrote yesterday afternoon from my mom's house came from my heart. I don't think I ever got such a great response from just one email.
There were tears in some of your emails to me, SO on behalf on the show and my family, thank you so much!

Today I am so looking forward to seeing my kids. I miss them. Yesterday, with my mom brings me back to who I am in life and where I come from and seeing my kids makes me remember what life is all about. It's about them. Now, in my life I have Michelle and that makes everything that I have in life much more special, because I'm going through it all with her.

There is nothing wrong with how I use to feel just a couple of days ago. I used to want to be ALONE and not date and not do anything other than work, and be a dad, and a son. From that, I learned a lot about myself. I think if you have a past like mine and you are going through a divorce or something I think what saved me is that I finally learned to be alone and to take responsibility for all my actions and from that, I think I became a better person. I became the person who I am at this point, because of a healthier way of life. I'd rather go to dinner or sit at a bar and order a bottled water or a fruit punch because I've been there and done the other so many times that it feels so good to just order a no alcoholic drink and then be able to drive and go home safely and wake up without a frickin hangover. THAT is the best feeling in the world. TOMORROW, I start lifting weights in my garage with some friends. When I was a kid working out in a garage many many many years ago with friends, we would be passing around something and saying "earrrr"……Tomorrow, we're lifting weights and just having a good healthy clean time.

OWEN WILSON: We're actually talking about Owen right now on the air. I hope that he has friends that understand what is happening. I mean I know what is going on with him. Addiction to heroin and coke is something I grew up with, with my brothers. It's why I have a strong passion to be there as a friend to people going through their program. I think I can help Owen big time. I'm not trying to sound all high and mighty, but what Owen is going through is what so many people that I grew up with and my two brothers went through and from my past and from my wrong decisions on how to help my brothers back then, has made me understand what addiction is and how to be there and help someone get over it.

It's funny how I just wanted to say thank you in this blog for the emails and then I get into this topic,

I better get back to the show and I will write later.

[insightbyjake]

[QUOTE=Dilbert-1985]It sounds like Laura is jealous of Tommy and Michelle . Apparently Tommy spends nights at Michelle's leaving Laura all alone. Laura had built a social life around Tommy, but she needs to move on.

DBert, you seem so insightful..... maybe you are Jake in disguise..... ponder, ponder, ponder......
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing:

That's one punch for each ponder......

Jake in disguise? Maybe Jake with a lobotomy and a brain aneurysm and 17 minutes without oxygen......writing lefthanded, in a dark cave.....THEN I'd be Dilweed.

[Dilbert-1985]

Didn't they say that Jeff and/or Jer would do a blog?

I wish they would all do a blog so we would know what's up with everyone at the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram.

I wish they would have a Jeff and Jer Trivia Contest, where you could win prizes for everything you know about them. Stuff like kids names, where they grew up, who their wives names is, where they went to college, what is their dogs name, what foreign country did they visit last, just all kinds of stuff that would be lotsa fun to do.

Maybe listeners could write in and suggest a Jeff and Jer trivia contest. There could be prizes. Some trivia only good listeners would know, like Jerry's in-laws are in Pennsulvania. That doesnt come up every day. But like everybody knows Jeff's new wife's name so that wouldn't be good for the trivia contest.

[shello]

:boring: :eek: :banghead: :confused: :yawn: :shrug: :ugh:
dbm. Even his misfit friends, as you can see, are tired of his schtick. :wavey2:

[feefifofum]

Maybe someone who blogs in such detail can enlighten me. I seriously think it's so egocentric to think that anybody cares what you had for lunch or watched on TV last night. I know FH and LBM are different because they get paid to do it.
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fefifofum where have you been?

You know they are "big deals" and think people are interested in their every move!!! ha ha

Okay, I think I chose my words poorly. What I meant was, LBM and FH aside, why do ordinary people feel the need to share all of their crap? I know it's really common to blog, but I don't get it.

[Murriecula]

Is it just me or is the end of August a little too late to post a summer reading list???

And they all smell of the Showgrams interests too......stink stink stink.

[Murriecula]

I have Tommy...uh...oops...Dilbert blocked but accidentally went on without logging on and what a horrible barrage of idiocy I stumbled on. DILBERT IS TOMMY.

Tommy Sablan - you can tell your houseguest the things you write here - you can ask her to move out without hiding behind Dilbert - but don't forget your halo will fall a little because your entire world is now HELPING ADDICTS. Laura does need to move on and build a sober life and now you have found an addict that will sleep with you it seems you have discovered that helping is harder than you thought....

Of course I can't see your response because I have you - Dilbert - blocked!

[listener13]

From Dildo's last post (I looked):
But like everybody knows Jeff's new wife's name so that wouldn't be good for the trivia contest.

I think our little showgram infiltrator is a woman - only women and gay men say "but like everybody....." "like" just gave them away.

Or, it could be Jeff or Randy.

[yourmama]

Maybe we can ask listeners to help Laura find a place to live?


Maybe we can ask listners to help Laura find a place to live?
my read on this is that it is someone from the radio show. Why would we--the posters--ask listeners to find LBM a place?

[Murriecula]

From Dildo's last post (I looked):
But like everybody knows Jeff's new wife's name so that wouldn't be good for the trivia contest.

I think our little showgram infiltrator is a woman - only women and gay men say "but like everybody....." "like" just gave them away.

Or, it could be Jeff or Randy.


Too funny - I have to disagree. 'like' is everywhere and I work with a young man who is like a complete text/IM speak guy. And so I know he like could actually talk like that. And the strange thing is he is like 22 which means he was born in 1985 so like maybe it isn't Tommy but someone who Tommy pays to like regurgitate his thoughts in 'young'.

[11ListenerNot]

I think our little showgram infiltrator is a woman - only women and gay men say "but like everybody....." "like" just gave them away.

Or, it could be Jeff or Randy.
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Maybe it's Pam. (Between pilatas, art expeditions and travelling with Paris Hilton) tee hee

[boris85]

Tommy, I love all this new God talk and "I'll be praying for you." What a bunch of sheet. Why do people think others will be comforted by "I'll be praying for you" when we all know they don't? I believe in God and have always lived a good moral life. And you? Not so much and it's all public record. So when you say this new God stuff it comes across as so phony and you look even more stupid.

Hmmmmmm, do I smell a Laura Cain and Owen Wilson hook-up? Here's how I think things went behind the scenes today.

"Tommy, I am so lonely and Owen is so cute. Maybe I can get together with him to help him out because, as you say, I am fixed," says Laura.

"Good idea Laura. Let me reach out to him with my godlike arms outstretched. Maybe we can even have him in-studio soon," Tommy says while secretly liking the idea so that Laura will get our of his hair and he can concentrate on Moochelle.

"Thanks Tommy. You are such a good friend, good son, good dad and all-around pillar of the community. Hey, Owen and I have somewhat matching hair, dontcha think....I think it's meant to be," Laura exclaims.

How do we know that Laura and Owen aren't the same person? Messy hair, jacked up noses, annoying voice, fondness for drugs and alcohol? It all makes sense now! Does this mean that she was sleeping with Kate Hudson? Hey now!

[boris85]

I am so sick of Laura Loser and her attempt to assume the victim role! She did this to herself - take responsibility and move on! She goes on about how much crappy television she watches and how she just lays around the house - great role model to inspire your kids' aspirations! She is and will always be a drugging sniffing, booze chugging, over spending sloth! If wants any sympathy from me whatsoever, she needs to come clean :gle: and share the details of her drug and alcohol abuse, the real cause of her obvious divorce, etc. Take responsibility, stop crying, and stop hinting that you're near suicidal. You are pathetic. I would not trust her to watch my hermit crab!:stupid:

[plutoboy7]

I think the grammar, spelling (which are much better than Tommy's blog) and as was pointed out the speech pattern rule Tommy out. It sounds alot like Randy though. Just the fact that all comments to Dilbert are ignored lead me to believe that it is someone close to the show. The 1985 thing leads me to believe that they were born in 1985 or graduated from high school in 85 (college seems a VERY remote possability). If that were the case it would make them 22yrs old or 40yrs old. I think Pacey is about 22 and Randy is what 40? Any other theories?

[boris85]

I think our little showgram infiltrator is a woman - only women and gay men say "but like everybody....." "like" just gave them away.

Or, it could be Jeff or Randy.
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Maybe it's Pam. (Between pilatas, art expeditions and travelling with Paris Hilton) tee hee

I vote for Pam - the woman who lives her life as if she were on a cruise ship! Our American Charro. The inspiration for Mrs. Ropper and her fabulous Muumuus.

[feefifofum]

She is and will always be a drugging sniffing, booth chugging, over spending sloth!
What's booth chugging?:bandit:

[boris85]

What's booth chugging?:bandit:

well, if you don't know I'm not going to tell you :)

[Transplant]

Pacey is about 22 but Randy is closer to 47 so that rules him out.

I've decided from all the nasty email responses you folks have received from Tommy, that he can't keep his nasty attitude in check so that rules him out also.

I suggest we all ignore his posts, don't "quote" his posts and just don't even give him the timeof day.

[Wabbitsd]

Isn't that funny, when you read before logging in, and you see the daily dilbertian drivel...you can't believe for a second someone else is as dense as that character.

if it is fathead...or wait, Cousin It...Laura, baby, this guy is so dogggone passive agressive that he won't come out and tell you he wants you out, but he sure does. After all, he has this new dude with a funky nose and unnatural blond hair to mentor since Cousin It is now the "Interventionist to the Stars," and you are not a success story, and you need to move on, baby.

Conceptis said: "Okay I can't give details, but someone overheard a relative of Michelle's talking about their new uncle(FH). So he's uncle already?!"

Back in the day, didn't everyone call that odd character that was somehow related to you, but you really didn't want to acknowledge, an "Uncle?" Also, when a guy just moved in, and you didn't want to shock kids by expecting them to call the ne'er do well something, and you don't want to call him "daddy..." so you call him "uncle..." Maybe Michelle is the kind of gal to have a lot of "uncles" hanging around her kids, who knows? (<--meow)

[surfing_texan]

If I get a reply soon, you're doin' google..or you've got an eidetic memory.... which is cool!

No google here, Jake. Most definitely the eidetic memory. I remember near everything, (unfortunate for my husband!).

[iamsheens]

Wednesday August 29, 2007 6:40am
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 9:42am

Wednesday August 29, 2007 6:40am: It's rare that I type up a blog during the show, but I just finished going through some of the emails that came in last night and THANK YOU so much. Emails about my mom, church, the show, my kids, Michelle, and everything just gave me such a good feeling in my heart. OH YEAH, and books too. That blog that I wrote yesterday afternoon from my mom's house came from my heart. I don't think I ever got such a great response from just one email.
There were tears in some of your emails to me, SO on behalf on the show and my family, thank you so much!

Today I am so looking forward to seeing my kids. I miss them. Yesterday, with my mom brings me back to who I am in life and where I come from and seeing my kids makes me remember what life is all about. It's about them. Now, in my life I have Michelle and that makes everything that I have in life much more special, because I'm going through it all with her.

There is nothing wrong with how I use to feel just a couple of days ago. I used to want to be ALONE and not date and not do anything other than work, and be a dad, and a son. From that, I learned a lot about myself. I think if you have a past like mine and you are going through a divorce or something I think what saved me is that I finally learned to be alone and to take responsibility for all my actions and from that, I think I became a better person. I became the person who I am at this point, because of a healthier way of life. I'd rather go to dinner or sit at a bar and order a bottled water or a fruit punch because I've been there and done the other so many times that it feels so good to just order a no alcoholic drink and then be able to drive and go home safely and wake up without a frickin hangover. THAT is the best feeling in the world. TOMORROW, I start lifting weights in my garage with some friends. When I was a kid working out in a garage many many many years ago with friends, we would be passing around something and saying "earrrr"……Tomorrow, we're lifting weights and just having a good healthy clean time.

OWEN WILSON: We're actually talking about Owen right now on the air. I hope that he has friends that understand what is happening. I mean I know what is going on with him. Addiction to heroin and coke is something I grew up with, with my brothers. It's why I have a strong passion to be there as a friend to people going through their program. I think I can help Owen big time. I'm not trying to sound all high and mighty, but what Owen is going through is what so many people that I grew up with and my two brothers went through and from my past and from my wrong decisions on how to help my brothers back then, has made me understand what addiction is and how to be there and help someone get over it.

It's funny how I just wanted to say thank you in this blog for the emails and then I get into this topic,

I better get back to the show and I will write later.


All I read was blah blah blah blah blah Im a dirty manwhore.

[iamsheens]

From: Little Tommy ([email protected])
Sent: Wed 8/29/07 12:06 PM

Hi....May God forgive you.
Hey, you're not the mean emails I was talking about. You have the funny irrelavant ones. I pray for you, because you seem to be missing something in life.
Take care and all my best in your life and REPENT.

HAHAHAHA!!! Can you believe this guy? Yeah, I'm missing something, everyday and on purpose. Your dumb ass show. I've just realized what a truly wonderful and diverse CD collection I have.(Haven't been able to get to the library lately for more books on tape). If it wasn't my email he was referring too, how many other people are bombarding him with like emails? The answer? A WHOLE LOT!!!! :P

I do find it highly amusing that he is so religious....I would never guess it if he didn't say so in that email...maybe he is trying to convince himself. It really does bother me when people say they are going to pray for people....I highly doubt with all the exciting stuff in FH's life that he is actually going to pray for anyone besides himself

[iamsheens]

For everyone at work, and so we don't give them better ratings here is Laura's diary entry for today

Laura's Diary, August 29th, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 1:23pm

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a bit neglected these days. This whole "engagement" thing has really gotten in the way of my social life. Tommy's pretty much been my social life since I've returned to San Diego. We used to go to meetings together and dinner together and we used to drive to the walks together. When I have the kids, I'm fine with it. When I don't, I get lonely in Tommy's huge house all by myself. I may have to start demanding he spend the night on the couch where he belongs, not at Michelle's. They're not married yet, okay?

At least Tommy got his DVR all hooked up on the big TV downstairs. He doesn't even know how to work it. I'm appreciative that he had the Time Warner people come out and hook it up because I know that he didn't do it for him. He did it for me. And, I thank him for that because it's become my new best friend.

Last night, after Davecain picked up the kids, I plopped myself on the couch with my grocery store Sushi and my bottle of Smart Water and my bag of Haribo Gummi Bears and pressed LIST on the remote. I watched an Intervention. It was a horrible one. But, it ended up good because the lady is now sober. Then, I watched two old Mindfreaks, The Hills (again), Newport Harbor (no girls looked like that when I was in high school), The Soup and Chelsea Lately. She had Steve O on her show. He made her shoot him in the butt with a BB gun. The alarming thing about that segment was the size of his package. DAMN! He stripped down to his tighty whities and his junk took up half the screen! I felt like I had 3D glasses on.

I'm starting to sound like a lonely single woman, huh? I'm really depressed now. I'm on the road to Oldmaidsville. Help!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

Get over yourself Laura, tons of people get divorced....get off the couch and go work out or something. Watching that much tv is ridiculious and telling people about it makes you seem like you need a life, I guess she technically does tho.
Seriously so annoying...

[surfing_texan]

You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.

Groucho Marx...Animal Crackers

I was just talking about this movie the other day..are you stalking me Jake?

[surfing_texan]

Ok...I'm hoping this won't be seen as Dilbertish, but if it is...I will accept my public stoning willingly.

I have to wonder why Tommy, who is such an expert on drug/booze addictions (due to his hard knock life in the hood, and his brothers), didn't recognize Laura's little problem, and step in to help her before she was "shipped off" to rehab. Has this ever been mentioned on the air, or talked about here by anybody?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Maybe I've been asleep under my rock, but has LBM mentioned anything in her blog or on air about her dancing debut? Does anyone remember what the fundraiser was for and when it is?

We'll have to watch the society/entertainment reports to see how TwinkleToes Cain performed...because "I'm a Big Deal" Chick will be sure to get some airtime!

Edit: The 'benefit' performance is September 15th - she only has a little over 2 weeks to get her act together.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I have to wonder why Tommy, who is such an expert on drug/booze addictions (due to his hard knock life in the hood, and his brothers), didn't recognize Laura's little problem, and step in to help her before she was "shipped off" to rehab. Has this ever been mentioned on the air, or talked about here by anybody?

That's a very good question - you should e-mail FH and see how he would respond... :)

I'd love to hear *anyone* at that station explain how they let it get to the point that LBM had to go to long-term (compared to 14 or 28 day) rehab. Then again, DaveCain or the Heeter (sp?) clan should have stepped up, too!

Maybe our friend DillyBar will respond...or maybe he'll just reword the query and honor us with another one of his useless posts.

[insightbyjake]

How do we know that Laura and Owen aren't the same person? Messy hair, jacked up noses, annoying voice, fondness for drugs and alcohol? It all makes sense now! Does this mean that she was sleeping with Kate Hudson? Hey now!

No. That means Owen was sleeping with Davecain

[insightbyjake]

Groucho Marx...Animal Crackers

I was just talking about this movie the other day..are you stalking me Jake?

Alas, Texan....I, too fill my head with trivia. An eidetic memory that can only be off-set by high alcohol consumption.

Thus, I drink to prevent myself from becoming a quote monster. :cheers:

P.S. Let's play some more...

"I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer." (Hint for Non-Texans: old film from the 1940's)

P.P.S. HEY!! I've got a thought -- Dilweed suggested we find housing for Laura. Boris, drive over to Jaba's house, smack Laura up-side the head and she can book a room at Becky's house.

(Boris, when you get there, you might make up an assumed name to avoid prosecution--- I suggest Jerry St. James)

[insightbyjake]

All I read was blah blah blah blah blah Im a dirty manwhore.
:laugh: You could be a movie critic. Nice reduction. So many words from Jaba....such a simple message from you....

[eyeseeyou]

I sent this to Tommy back in July, and this is what he wrote back to me. Ooooooohhhhhh....I am scared now...he definitely has my IP address:wavey2:

"We don't read public blogs or public threads. We certainly google ourselves. People write GOOD and people write TERRIBLE stuff about us, it comes with the job. Blogs and threads that do not have any policing are illegal and are under investigation. We do not wish to discuss this any further."

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Sat 7/7/2007 2:01 PM
To: Little Tommy
Subject: San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

Below is the result of your feedback form:
It was submitted by: ([email protected])
on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 15:01:50
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station: KMYI

name: xxxx

workplace: xxxx

homephone: xxx-xxx-xxxx

workphone: xxx-xxx-xxxx

comments: San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

Google this and read what your "listeners" are feeling.

[surfing_texan]

"I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer." (Hint for Non-Texans: old film from the 1940's)

The Philadelphia Story

"I would sell my Grandmother for a drink. And you know how I love my Grandmother" Sounds like something LBM might say, don't you think?

[eyeseeyou]

BTW...birdie-num-num
"The Party" with Peter Sellers. Sooooo funny!!!
Did I just Dilbert that? Sorry....didn't read back that far today.

[surfing_texan]

Blogs and threads that do not have any policing are illegal and are under investigation.

Since when? What a load of BS.

[eyeseeyou]

Since...he said. He is a big deal you know.

[SDReadhead]

How about one of my faves:
"Birdie num num"
Oh my gosh -- is there really another person on the earth who knows Birdie num num???? I swear I am the only person I know who ever saw Peter Sellers in The Party. How funny was that scene???? I wondered recently if the movie really was as funny as I remembered it as a child. I Netflix-ed it. It isn't. But that one scene still made me laugh so hard I cried.

[surfing_texan]

Since...he said. He is a big deal you know.

Silly me, what was I thinking?

[SDReadhead]

Sorry for all my posts today, but my baby is taking a really long nap, my house is clean, and I finished my book.
I would kill for a clean house right now. Every year once school starts up we seem to have homework and books and papers that need signed and lunch boxes and backpacks spread out on every surface. Gee -- I'm starting to sound like a bad mom == LBM. I better be careful. Wait, maybe I'm not that bad -- my kids have books around the house but they are not running around nakey or playing with knives or eating candy for supper. But still, right now, MHBM (my house bugs me).

[feefifofum]

Oh my gosh -- is there really another person on the earth who knows Birdie num num???? I swear I am the only person I know who ever saw Peter Sellers in The Party. How funny was that scene???? I wondered recently if the movie really was as funny as I remembered it as a child. I Netflix-ed it. It isn't. But that one scene still made me laugh so hard I cried.
Yes! One of the best. I could watch that scene over and over.

[feefifofum]

I would kill for a clean house right now. Every year once school starts up we seem to have homework and books and papers that need signed and lunch boxes and backpacks spread out on every surface. Gee -- I'm starting to sound like a bad mom == LBM. I better be careful. Wait, maybe I'm not that bad -- my kids have books around the house but they are not running around nakey or playing with knives or eating candy for supper. But still, right now, MHBM (my house bugs me).
Yeah, I've got it pretty good right now. Just the one kid so far (good sleeper), and I get to stay home with her. I don't take naps like LBM, though!

[feefifofum]

BTW...birdie-num-num
"The Party" with Peter Sellers. Sooooo funny!!!
Did I just Dilbert that? Sorry....didn't read back that far today.
Oh, sorry ICU- I missed your post. You got it first! Have a cookie.

[YoungAmerican]

SDRH, I feel your pain. Thank God (by the way, I am not an atheist like I told FH) for Costco and their wonderful selection of home cooked (microwavable) meals. The pot roast is so good with the microwave mashed potatoes. Add some veggies or a little salad and I'm done. I don't get home from work until after 6pm. Does that make me a bad mom? Up at 4am, home at 6pm, taxi service from football practice, dinner, homework, geez I bet I do more in a single day than LBM does in a week and SHE needs a nap! Bite Me Laura!

[surfing_texan]

I would kill for a clean house right now. Every year once school starts up we seem to have homework and books and papers that need signed and lunch boxes and backpacks spread out on every surface. Gee -- I'm starting to sound like a bad mom == LBM. I better be careful. Wait, maybe I'm not that bad -- my kids have books around the house but they are not running around nakey or playing with knives or eating candy for supper. But still, right now, MHBM (my house bugs me).

I have 3 kids (almost 5, 2 1/2, and 15 months) and 1 on the way. Right now my house still stays clean (my husband and I are cleaning nuts)...but I know I'm fixing to be screwed a few years from now when it comes to backpacks, lunch pails, shoes, school papers, etc spread all over. Maybe by then LBM will be teaching a class on how to be a great mom and wife at the learning annex, and can teach me the ropes!

[surfing_texan]

Tsk tsk, YoungAmerican. Costco is for oversized boxes of white wine, gaudy holiday decorations, and jumbo bags of gummy bears. What are you thinking spending all that money on nutritious food when you can utilize the McD's dollar menu??

P.S. I hear if you play your cards right, you can even get your kids free dessert!

[listener13]

I can TOTALLY tell when Cousin It and LBM hasn't posted any blogs within a few hours based on the chit-chat on the forum. We do keep ourselves amused, however.

It's interesting how when FH's blog is MIA, so is Dildo. I am also beginning to think that several of the folks on the spewgram take turns being Dildo. They didn't all sound like one person writing them.

I'm sure FH is busy being everything to everyone right now - "son, brother, father, future husband, ex-husband, interventionist, manwhore, big deal, philanthropist, personal trainer, landlord and uncle". That's probably why we haven't heard from him.

[SDReadhead]

I have 3 kids (almost 5, 2 1/2, and 15 months) and 1 on the way. Right now my house still stays clean (my husband and I are cleaning nuts)...but I know I'm fixing to be screwed a few years from now when it comes to backpacks, lunch pails, shoes, school papers, etc spread all over. Maybe by then LBM will be teaching a class on how to be a great mom and wife at the learning annex, and can teach me the ropes!

Tex, I have a confession to make. (Where are my good Catholic-girl statues of Jesus and Mary when I need them???) Ok, while it is true that my two kids have their backpacks and paraphenelia all over the house, I have to admit that so do I and my husband (both teachers). Lordy, I just pulled a big old Laura, blaming others for my own mess.

Young American -- great idea about the Costco food. But in true LBM fashion, I think it would be more "Big Deal" to just wheel my kids around to the free sample ladies and let them eat tidbits of crap for dinner. What would make that even more of a Laura moment is the fact that my Costco card is currently expired, so I'd be mooching free samples after flashing an outdated ID at the door!

And Listener 13, I was thinking myself recently that Dil-apitated was more than one spewgram "Big Deal." If you look at a series of its posts (and I don't suggest that anyone do this sober) there is a shift in tone and style.

[Conceptis]

I was just wondering if Amused could let us know if it is true that little tumnus has never ever in his life blown out candles on a birthday cake. Surely this was just a sympathy ploy for all the weak minded lady listeners.

[mel41099]

Did anyone hear the bit this morning about how to calculate how young of a person you can date? Jeff was totally making fun of himself, and Randy gave it up that Debbie is 17 years younger than him. I knew there was quite a difference between them, but didn't realize it was even more than Jeff and Krusty!

[Conceptis]

One would think that Jer, with all of his experience in the industry could fake a laugh better than he does. We all know that the show is a put on, but come on, for the bucks they could at least fake the reality better.

[Wabbitsd]

Hey, nice to hear about the families, there! I know it's a tough schedule, but really, you will all be rewarded, whether the house is messy or clean. Mine is usually both at the same time, or shortly after one or the other.

My one child is a high school senior...pretty sure she will be out of town at college this time next year...sniff sniff. :gle: For a long time, I have joked with her that I would be her college roommate...go back for another degree. what the heck!

I am lucky, she's got about the same taste as I do, and I rely on Trader Joe's quite a bit...Costco, not so much, but it's just her and me...(someone quicklikeabunny, hide my IP address from Cousin It!)

I have one suggestion for anyone else who writes to the Fathead...be sure to add "By the way, I have found your home IP Address. Are you aware that your kids can access all those awful photos you have downloaded? And those sites you visit!"

[insightbyjake]

[QUOTE=eyeseeyou] "We don't read public blogs or public threads. We certainly google ourselves. People write GOOD and people write TERRIBLE stuff about us, it comes with the job. Blogs and threads that do not have any policing are illegal and are under investigation. We do not wish to discuss this any further."

God ruined a perfect a-hole when he put teeth on this guy. Jake doesn't get mad often, but this time, this societal miscreant, toad, loser who fell into the "windfall" economic-toil lottery has gone too far.

Here's what these pathetic, self-absorbed, losers don't get -- your income level is NOT an indicator of talent. You'd think these "wanna-be's" would catch on when listening to Mrs. Ed's Daily Dirt. Famous people are stupid. Why? Because they believe they are famous.

Please allow me to expand on their Narcissitic personality disorders:

Here's a psychological profile for each and every "Showgram" star: (If I'm wrong -- please Jaba....tell me where I've missed the mark)

How do we know you are mentally sufferring from a narcisstic disorder?

You show these patterns as described by psychologists:

1. A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts

Jeff, Jer, Tommy, Laura

2. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) Jeff, Jer, Tommy, Laura

3. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love Jer, Tommy, Laura

4. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) Jeff, Jer, Tommy, Laura

5. requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations Jer, Tommy, Laura

6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends Jeff, Tommy, Jer, Laura

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others Laura

8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her Laura, ....that's it.

9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes Jer, Jer, Jer, Jer, Jer, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Jeff

It begs the question....why are Randy and Delana associating with the human chum that is J & J?

[Conceptis]

Who is Dilbert-1985? At first I thought that Dil was Randy or Pacey. Then I thought Dil was Kristen, perfect for completely inane posts.

But let's dig deeper. Dilbert's creator graduated from UC Berkeley, and although not officially published until 1989, the concept was created in 1985. I therefore believe that Dil attended UC Berkeley. In a search of the alumni, Randy, Pacey and Kristen are not there. This leaves only one person that could be Dilbert-1985.


He is ------ William Hung!!! It all makes sense now! The writing style. The dimwitted comments. I know I am right.

[Conceptis]

Just noticed Laura's $73 outfit from last week. Did anyone notice the name of the dress?

Buffalo dress --- How appropriate.........it makes her look like a buffalo.

Sorry, sad but true.

[shello]

I'm watching Letterman now and he mentioned that Michael Vick (in his insincere, too little+too late statement)has said that now he's found the lord and is a changed man. To that, Letterman said something like, "God is saying to keep my name out of this." Of course it was hilarious when Letterman said it.

Can't imagine why, but this totally made me think of Little Tommy statements lately and the likely reply God would have for Tommy. I'm sure it would echo that of Letterman's.

[shello]

Yes, what a crock about Tommy never blowing out candles. It's a big deal for kids (b-days that is) so when you are raising small kidlets you make sure that daddy has a cake tooand gets to blow out candles and do the whole nine yards. I sincerely doubt that Dannell did not do this.

And as far as quick and tasty meals from Costco, etc., check out Milton's Chicken and Wild Rice dish. With a salad it is muy d-lish!

[insightbyjake]

Just noticed Laura's $73 outfit from last week. Did anyone notice the name of the dress?

Buffalo dress --- How appropriate.........it makes her look like a buffalo.

Sorry, sad but true.

What a pathetic attempt to belong.

For someone who is so "sure" of himself -- Jaba-- ......... you really aren't. That's what makes you such a pathetic figure.

You see, we aren't in this for a reason -- you are. We're here because we enjoy the flaws of the phonies.

You're here because you are one of the phonies and can't stand the heat.

You are the sycophant of a bad talent show that happens to make money.

NEWSFLASH: The Beverly Hillbillies was the #1 show in America. It was NOT because the cast was talented....it was because nature abhors a vacuum.

[11th Reader]

I therefore believe that Dil attended UC Berkeley.

Ack! Take it back! Take it back! I graduated from Berkeley (oh crap, more free info for FH to use to track me down!) and I will not be placed in the same boat as Dilweed!!!

Although, the William Hung thing did make me laugh!

[insightbyjake]

I have 3 kids (almost 5, 2 1/2, and 15 months) and 1 on the way. Right now my house still stays clean (my husband and I are cleaning nuts)...but I know I'm fixing to be screwed a few years from now when it comes to backpacks, lunch pails, shoes, school papers, etc spread all over. Maybe by then LBM will be teaching a class on how to be a great mom and wife at the learning annex, and can teach me the ropes!

"but I know I'm fixing to be screwed a few years from now"

You have 3 kids and 1 on the way?.... You ain't "fixin" to be screwed Texan......it seems to have happened at least four times!

I can't "teach you the ropes" like LBM.....but I can introduce you to Nancy Reagan ----

Nancy R. to Surfing Texan: "Just Say NO!" :rolleyes:

Four kids!??? You should be "Surfing Morman"


:)

[insightbyjake]

Just noticed Laura's $73 outfit from last week. Did anyone notice the name of the dress?

Buffalo dress --- How appropriate.........it makes her look like a buffalo.

Sorry, sad but true.

Dilbert, you've got nine posts under your new name Conceptis:

Interesting how they remain consistent...

#1: "...me thinks..."
#2: "seems like..."
#3: "seem to be.."
#4: "the dynamic of which I speak..."
#5: "someone overheard..."
#6: "I was just wondering..."
#7: "One would think...."
#8: "Who is Dilbert..."
#9: "Just noticed Laura's $73 outfit....."


Just noticed the dress posted on August 29th? When the website posted the outfit on August 23 AND Jeff asked if "Buffalo" referred to the size the same day? You just now noticed?!?!?

Dilbert is morphing into Conceptis...OR... Conceptis is Karl Childers and I should be John Ritter..

I smell a Jaba.....

[insightbyjake]

:) P.S. To Surfing Texan:

You realize I kid? I love moms -- and I love dedicated moms even more. Sometimes we get mean on this thread -- but I NEVER direct it toward peers --- (Other than Dilweed and his AKA's).

Love to Texan (cause Jake used to live in Nassau Bay)

[insightbyjake]

My one child is a high school senior...pretty sure she will be out of town at college this time next year...sniff sniff. For a long time, I have joked with her that I would be her college roommate...go back for another degree. what the heck!

I am lucky...

Silly Wabbit.... your "one child" is lucky -- not you. She'd be honored to have you as her college roomate --'cause you've been such a great "roommate" up until now.

You are everything missing in most of the radio people we rail against.

You get it, your child benefits from your "getting it," and we, your on-line peers, can enjoy your connection to your daughter because we know she's a better young woman having a mom like you.

Your post was a smile -- it made my night. :wavey2:

[insightbyjake]

The Philadelphia Story

"I would sell my Grandmother for a drink. And you know how I love my Grandmother" Sounds like something LBM might say, don't you think?

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."

This should be a slam-dunk.....give the non-eidetic a chance to catch up, Texas girl.


Now, one of my favorite seens ever was this one:

Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Bonus if you can name the film AND the orignal version.

[surfing_texan]

Jake! Yes, I realize what you said was in jest..and I laughed damn hard too. I couldn't be Mormon, I hate Jello. (No offense to any of you who are Mormon!)

[surfing_texan]

Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Bonus if you can name the film AND the orignal version.

Are you referring to La Cage Aux Folles?

[surfing_texan]

Love to Texan (cause Jake used to live in Nassau Bay)

Nassau Bay is about 300 miles from where I'm from. Were you there during that whole Clara Harris incident?

P.S. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks Conceptis is a new form of FH/Dilbert

[Wabbitsd]

Thanks, Jake, for your nice words. If all you say is true, of course it is, but I'm feeling rather humblish, or at least I wish to appear humblish...when I think of all we have done, and where she is going to go, I get a great sense that NOT just sitting around watching TV or napping, or going out to dinner and partying all nite was a real investment that is paying off.

Now...as far as the Michael Vick and God thing....I read one normal joe schmoo comment....I'll have to paraphrase, because I'll never find it again...

"It's been said that Michael Vick has found Jesus...I think it went a little like this:

Vick's attorney came to him and said, "Michael, they're going to try to take that $240 mil signing bonus back.

Vick: "Jesus, can they do that?"

[SadSadSad]

[QUOTE=eyeseeyou]
"We don't read public blogs or public threads. We certainly google ourselves. People write GOOD and people write TERRIBLE stuff about us, it comes with the job. Blogs and threads that do not have any policing are illegal and are under investigation. We do not wish to discuss this any further."
QUOTE]

Oh my god, we're under investigation!!! Ack! So it's illegal to share your opinion now? I bet if this were an I love the J & J Showgram they would have a link from their website endorsing it. I guess that means all those threads and blogs out there giving their opinions on different TV shows and products are in danger too....wait, FH and Laura better watch out too! I've said it before and I will say it again, FH is an idiot!

[Transplant]

Here's our daily dose of FH

Thursday August 30, 2007 5am: I feel like I've been non-stop for exactly one week, when in reality, I've been non stop for exactly one week. HUH? Ever since Stevie Wonder last Thursday EVERY single day has been a memorable and special day. Yesterday, was such a cool day. I go up to see the kids and it's the first time since I proposed on the air last Friday. Didn't he tell one of us via email that they threw a party for him? When I first see them running up to the car, Eddie's with his skateboard and Vanessa's looking older and prettier by the day and they both just smile and giggle and shake their head at me and then instantly fight over who sits up front. It was the normalcy that I needed to see and be part of at that moment to top off the most incredible 7 days of my life.

We've talked many times since Friday morning and just seeing them in person made it feel so right. We made eachother laugh when we started to imitate one another over the last few days. You think Jeff and Jer do a good "Tommy"? You should hear my two kids imitate me.

The kids are the most important things in my life. Along with my mom's health, work, and now Michelle, my life feels good right now. I didn't want to use the word COMPLETE because then it would sound too "Jerry Maguire-ish"......She had me at hello. :)

Today, after work, I see my mom for a few hours. Like I said before the people that usually help around the clock aren't available so we're doing shifts. I get 11am to 3pm today and then I'm needing to workout big time. I will walk/jog/stroll with Michelle around 4pm and then I have some friends that might come over to lift some weights and then we're watching the Charger game. I'm going to the HOME OPENER with Eddie next Sunday against DA BEARS. I get a letter in the mail from an old friend of mine that's an attorney the other day and it says: "Tommy, if you come back from Vegas NOT MARRIED, these tickets are yours" FUNNY!

Yesterday, after the show, I took Michelle on a little errand to make last Friday official. :) So, if you know her and or see her, check it out. :)

I have been getting a lot of emails about church, books, life, my mom, my children, and everything. TODAY, I will catch up on everything.

I'm looking forward to this weekend and the next few days to just come down from the excitement and the memories over the last week. It was great to top it off with the kids approval face to face. They instantly made it feel so right.

Please also read my training blog along with Channel 8's Barbara Lee Edwards. We will tell you where we'll be walking and working out soon.

Also, I must say: I read Laura's diary about me being gone and taking away from her social life. That's funny. Although, things are going on in my life right now, I still drive and think of Laura and how incredible she is doing. When you hear in the news all the time about people failing in life and messing up, THERE IS LAURA CAIN who is doing her program and living one day at a time and isn't looking back and is just awesome. Laura is family to me. She really is.

One day soon, someone very nice is going to come in to Laura's life, I just know it.

[Texasgirl]

[I wish they would have a Jeff and Jer Trivia Contest, where you could win prizes for everything you know about them. Stuff like kids names, where they grew up, who their wives names is, where they went to college, what is their dogs name, what foreign country did they visit last, just all kinds of stuff that would be lotsa fun to do.

Maybe listeners could write in and suggest a Jeff and Jer trivia contest. There could be prizes. Some trivia only good listeners would know, like Jerry's in-laws are in Pennsulvania. That doesnt come up every day. But like everybody knows Jeff's new wife's name so that wouldn't be good for the trivia contest.[/QUOTE]

I sense a set up. If we call in and this is the only place the idea was posted, FH will think that he can get us to make him look good anytime he wants. We don't have that kind of power!

[Conceptis]

Jake and Tex -

Sorry, I am not Dilbert or Tumnus. I am just a former listener who is disgusted by how bad the show has gotten.

[oops]

So first he goes to get Michelle the ring and then he goes to get his kids who are soooo happy to see him they are fighting over who HAS to sit up front with him. Yeah, and what about that party they threw? He's chasing his own tail in the lies he's weaving.

I wondered too about "never having blown out candles" before...had there never been parties at the house when he was married? Or even parties at work when they were celebrating those? What a sad sack. Very hard to believe.

I guess the only legal blogs are those that blow smoke up the a**es of Big Deals and tell the emperor how grand his robes are.

[11ListenerNot]

Look at Laura's $73.00 outfit. .73 cents makes more sense. Totally gross.

They had a contest where listeners had to guess how many of the spewgram slept without clothes. Another perfect example of their family oriented radio show

[CrystalDoll]

I haven't had a chance to read through all the posts since yesterday so I don't know if someone has already posted this, if so sorry for the repeat, if not enjoy!!!

Thursday August 30, 2007 5am
Thursday, August 30, 2007 at 8:55am

Thursday August 30, 2007 5am: I feel like I've been non-stop for exactly one week, when in reality, I've been non stop for exactly one week. Ever since Stevie Wonder last Thursday EVERY single day has been a memorable and special day. Yesterday, was such a cool day. I go up to see the kids and it's the first time since I proposed on the air last Friday. When I first see them running up to the car, Eddie's with his skateboard and Vanessa's looking older and prettier by the day and they both just smile and giggle and shake their head at me and then instantly fight over who sits up front. It was the normalcy that I needed to see and be part of at that moment to top off the most incredible 7 days of my life.

We've talked many times since Friday morning and just seeing them in person made it feel so right. We made eachother laugh when we started to imitate one another over the last few days. You think Jeff and Jer do a good "Tommy"? You should hear my two kids imitate me.

The kids are the most important things in my life. Along with my mom's health, work, and now Michelle, my life feels good right now. I didn't want to use the word COMPLETE because then it would sound too "Jerry Maguire-ish"......She had me at hello. :)

Today, after work, I see my mom for a few hours. Like I said before the people that usually help around the clock aren't available so we're doing shifts. I get 11am to 3pm today and then I'm needing to workout big time. I will walk/jog/stroll with Michelle around 4pm and then I have some friends that might come over to lift some weights and then we're watching the Charger game. I'm going to the HOME OPENER with Eddie next Sunday against DA BEARS. I get a letter in the mail from an old friend of mine that's an attorney the other day and it says: "Tommy, if you come back from Vegas NOT MARRIED, these tickets are yours" FUNNY!

Yesterday, after the show, I took Michelle on a little errand to make last Friday official. :) So, if you know her and or see her, check it out. :)

I have been getting a lot of emails about church, books, life, my mom, my children, and everything. TODAY, I will catch up on everything.

I'm looking forward to this weekend and the next few days to just come down from the excitement and the memories over the last week. It was great to top it off with the kids approval face to face. They instantly made it feel so right.

Please also read my training blog along with Channel 8's Barbara Lee Edwards. We will tell you where we'll be walking and working out soon.

Also, I must say: I read Laura's diary about me being gone and taking away from her social life. That's funny. Although, things are going on in my life right now, I still drive and think of Laura and how incredible she is doing. When you hear in the news all the time about people failing in life and messing up, THERE IS LAURA CAIN who is doing her program and living one day at a time and isn't looking back and is just awesome. Laura is family to me. She really is.

One day soon, someone very nice is going to come in to Laura's life, I just know it.

[CrystalDoll]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_8_30_redo.jpg

That shrug looking this looks HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

Again sorry if it's already been posted!

[YoungAmerican]

Her jacket looks like something you'd make in 7th grade home ec/sewing class. She has no sense of style whatsoever!

[Transplant]

Forever 21?????? UGh..isn't that when she was doing her walk of shame at SDSU?

[yourmama]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_8_30_redo.jpg

That shrug looking this looks HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

Again sorry if it's already been posted!

can anyone copy and paste the picture? I cannot open up the link?
thanks mucho!

[Wabbitsd]

I think the blog they are talking about with the legal action is the dontdatehimgirl.com site...putting out an actual address and posting some of those details...that's on the line, in my opinion...stuff here is not. I don't think anyone has crossed a legal line here at all.

I didn't get the sense that conceptis is a shill....but I could be just not paying deep attention.

"Yesterday, after the show, I took Michelle on a little errand to make last Friday official. So, if you know her and or see her, check it out." you folks are assuming that Fathead got her a ring. I was thinking he took her out to lakeside and had her branded like a spring lamb. I mean, go on, hoping folks would take a look at the piece of jewelry he had her stick on her finger...as a possessive token? Creeps me out. Ooh. Look. Fathead thinks I am worth $X dollars. Hey, if you aren't willing to invest time and emotion, nothing says shallow like an overpriced piece of jewelry!

Oh, and re: her outfit. First of all, I've taken my kid to that Forever 21 Store. She finds some stuff, sure. Anyone think there is anything coincidental about LBM shopping at a store with that name? Sheesh.

And Jake, I snorted reading your lament about what God did about the A-hole...with teeth...LOL!

[oops]

Maybe we can ask listeners to help Laura find a place to live?
Yeah! We can scour the papers and the internet for places; or even open our homes or rentals for her! Then we can have a great big moving party and pack her up ('cause she'll be too busy dancing, tanning or at the movies) and help her get settled. (Who can swing by Sleep Train for that complementary mattress?) We'll set up play dates because she's obviously lost all her old cronies. FH's gonna be much too busy saving Owen, planning that on-air wedding and spending all that quality time with those new "nieces" and "nephews" of his!

[Conceptis]

Just noticed Laura's $73 outfit from last week. Did anyone notice the name of the dress?

Buffalo dress --- How appropriate.........it makes her look like a buffalo.

Sorry, sad but true.


You are right, this was lame. Sorry.

[Carol]

I sent Tommy a VERY NICE email, asking about some of the "sticky" things in his life such as the IP address threats, the domesitc abuse allegations and his various affairs he had while married ( or so people say. I was very polite, gave him the benifit of a doubt, asked for his side of the story and did not make any personal attacks.

And you know what he said?

Nothing.

Go figure! If its not drama, or a chance to belittle people he has no desire to engage the public. :rolleyes: Or perhaps I know too much. :amidala:

[Layla]

Carol, I did the same thing! I was very polite, said I didn't want to believe it was true. Asked for his side of the story. He responded. Something along the lines of, I should be able to figure out for myself whether or not it's true, and that he could come on here and post that I was sleeping with the Pope and that wouldn't make it true.

[CrystalDoll]

can anyone copy and paste the picture? I cannot open up the link?
thanks mucho!

It's coming up as the actual picture for me...do you only see a link?

[SadSadSad]

I emailed Tommy yesterday and told him he was a jerk for not telling his kids first and that had to be so painful for them. He emailed back that they threw him a party, his ex congratulated him, and I was an ASS!


Himmie, please email him back and ask him how his kids can throw him a party last week if he is seeing them for the first time yesterday.

[Dilbert-1985]

Wow, it's hard to keep up with everything on this board. It's just another day at the office for the Showgram today, but this board is full of different things! This board is more entertaining than the actual Showgram!

Sounds like Tommy reads Laura's diary, and sees how lonely she is. And he said somebody special will come into Laura's life. Maybe Tommy is going to introduce Laura to men. Stay tuned to find out.

[MissThany]

The Philadelphia Story

"I would sell my Grandmother for a drink. And you know how I love my Grandmother" Sounds like something LBM might say, don't you think?

Drat! Why wasn't I home for this one? This is my all time favorite movie! You both moved up a notch for knowing it!

[loriraesd]

[QUOTE=Dilbert-1985]Wow, it's hard to keep up with everything on this board. It's just another day at the office for the Showgram today, but this board is full of different things! This board is more entertaining than the actual Showgram!
]
I think whoever previously posted how interesting it is that DBert only begins posting after 10:00 am happened upon a profound clue...... definitely a shill from the show, right, Pacey?

The postings are so childlike and contrived, continually referencing the "Jeff and Jeff Radio Showgram"..... give me a break!:dead:

[CrystalDoll]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/michele_ring.jpg

Why is she wearing the wedding band already???? Suspect!

[RowdyOne]

Folks, Dumbert is a clever joke, purposefully trying to yank our chains and get a reaction. FH is too impulsive, and not smart enough to do this; don't give him the credit.

[yourmama]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/michele_ring.jpg

Why is she wearing the wedding band already???? Suspect!
thnaks CrystalDoll for always posting the pix.
some reason I don't get the pix, just get a box with an X in it

[FormerSanDiegan]

Her hands look very old. At first I thought maybe that was a pic of Pam's hand. LOL

[Dilbert-1985]

Wow! What a beautiful ring that is! What a lucky girl to get to wear that ring! Her life sure is complete now.

[newgal]

oh sure her life is complete because of a ring. If she is that shallow that all she needs is a ring to complete her life than she deserves FH.

[newgal]

I wonder if DM (dumb Michelle) can get the forms for domestic violence filled out now so she'll have them ready when she needs them. Of course that is if there are forms to fill out, thankfully I have never needed to know this information. Maybe we can send her a packet of information on how to get a restraining order and how to get into Becky's House as a nice little engagement/wedding present? I'm sure tied up with a nice bow it would look real pretty. Plus it will certainly (unfortunately) be something that she could put to good use. But then didn't somebody say she worked at the courthouse? She might already have then info on standby.

[newgal]

oh - and another thing - her hands do look old and she should maybe look into a new manicurist, her nails look like crap

[11ListenerNot]

I think whoever previously posted how interesting it is that DBert only begins posting after 10:00 am happened upon
------------------------------------------------------------
That was me, even though others may have also commented on this.
Actually, I was just getting ready to post and remind everyone it's about time for him to post since it's after 10, but darn it he beat me to it!

[11ListenerNot]

From Dilbo
Wow, it's hard to keep up with everything on this board. It's just another day at the office for the Showgram today, but this board is full of different things! This board is more entertaining than the actual Showgram!
----------------------------------------------------------------
Our point exactly. Why don't you work on making the showgram more entertaining like in years past?

[feefifofum]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/michele_ring.jpg

Why is she wearing the wedding band already???? Suspect!
Looks like a talon. Gross.

[Dilbert-1985]

Little Tommy is a devoted father and soon to be husband and step-dad. Michelle is lucky to have him because he is a good man and he will prove it to her every day.

Little Tommy is turning over a new leaf with Michelle. The Jeff and Jer Showgram wouldn't work the way it does without Little Tommy. He's a good man and a strong father and will be a good father and a good step-father. He will also be a good husband.

The past is the past and Little Tommy has moved past what happened in the past with other people.

[11ListenerNot]

But then didn't somebody say she worked at the courthouse? She might already have then info on standby.
-------------------------------------------------------
I think "worked" (past tense) may be true. Either she's part time, or has quit so FH can support her

[feefifofum]

"I only dog paddle."

From one of the wittiest movies that I love.

[Layla]

But then didn't somebody say she worked at the courthouse? She might already have then info on standby.


Yes, Boris said she was a court reporter I believe. I commute with a gentleman who also works there, I will inquire with him :)

[pax]

Little Tommy is a devoted father and soon to be husband and step-dad. Michelle is lucky to have him because he is a good man and he will prove it to her every day.

Little Tommy is turning over a new leaf with Michelle. The Jeff and Jer Showgram wouldn't work the way it does without Little Tommy. He's a good man and a strong father and will be a good father and a good step-father. He will also be a good husband.

The past is the past and Little Tommy has moved past what happened in the past with other people.
________________________________________

Does it feel weird talking about yourself in the third person, Tommy?

[SadSadSad]

"I only dog paddle."

From one of the wittiest movies that I love.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

[CrystalDoll]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?


Love love love that movie!

[mamasterls]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

I am not left-handed either!

[CrystalDoll]

oh - and another thing - her hands do look old and she should maybe look into a new manicurist, her nails look like crap

Yikes! I agree! That's the first thing I noticed about this picture...that's right not "the ring" but her ugly, wrinkly, gross looking hands! Her nails look sooooo bad I could have done better with my eyes covered by an invisble elf (can you still see when an invisble elf covers your eyes? Jake I think you will have a profound answer for this)

[SadSadSad]

Okay since the showgram and FH are doing the same old same old crap I don't feel like talking about them at all so here goes Sadsadsad's movie quote day.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

[CrystalDoll]

I'm off to the races (I would like FH to try and figure out who I am...maybe I'll bring my IP address with me hahahahah)

No Laura Diary yet, so if someone else could post it when it's available I'm sure all the folks at work would appriciate it!

[Murriecula]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

My family loves that movie - my daughter even is part of that "hello my name is.....prepare to die" facebook group. There is a group for everything.

[loriraesd]

DBert's a shill, otherwise, he would respond to a frickin' question, or try to absorb the insightful posts of others - rather than writing like a moron......

I agree, it's all about baiting us to get our reactions........
I'm out.............

[Wabbitsd]

I am sticking to my original theory that FH had her branded on the buttocks like a spring ewe. She probably didn't know that it was not really a Guamanian rite of passage, as he initially told her

Maybe it's just me, but there would be no way in hello suzy I would have my hands photographed with a wedding set like that as some kind of trophy or mark of Zorro. This whole slice of life that this collection of people has become becomes wierder and wierder.

For those of you who may not remember, I have always kinda liked Jeff...but that has been fading, ever since he bought everyone everything to become instant desert rats. New bikes, new motorhome, new outfits...just all so wierd...instant everything!

It will be fascinating to come back when these narcissists' own children start dating and maturing. IF they even inherit that capability from these idiots. (WHY WAIT? Boff right away, don't get to know the person, just hop in the sack! Get married after two weeks of dating before and after the prom! Go ahead! Make sure you have kids before you are fifteen! Why wait?)

please, everyone, just put the dingbat on ignore. It's really overtaxing itself to compise more than three words to a sentence.

[Dilbert-1985]

Rather than everybody talking about other people posting messages here, let's get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Let's get back to talking about what makes us like Jeff and Jer. Let's get back to talking about what makes us laugh every day.

Why don't we talk about what our favorite things on the Showgram are? Let's talk about what funny thing they did today. Let's talk about how they make people laugh with the crazy things they say and do. Let's even give what our teachers in school called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM about what to do on the Showgram.

And remember that all of the characters on the Showgram only share parts of their life. Nobody here knows the whole story behind the scenes or has all the information to be making all kinds of judgements about people.

[BecInCA]

Apparently Laura doesn't know what today's date is since she added another diary entry today with yesterday's date:

Laura's Diary, August 29th, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007 at 1:17pm

Dear Diary,

My face is really tight today. I had another one of those Belladerma Peels done yesterday in hopes of reversing the sun damage I did to my face during my two months in Newport. :gle: I just hope my face doesn't start shedding before my meeting with Charlie's teacher today. The day the peeling starts I try to stay indoors away from people. This is because I don't like fielding these questions over and over and over again:

"Did you know that you're peeling? Bad day at the beach? Have you tried Aloe Vera?"

I tell ya' what, though, when the peeling stops, I love what I'm left with! My skin will be so smooth and fresh and tight and shiny! Yah!

I forgot to tell you about my dance lesson with Phillip on Monday. I finally felt the flow of the whole dance. We had to put together the different parts of the dance into one 1 minute and 30 second performance. It's so much fun and so exhausting, too. When I forget my moves, Phillip yanks me around so it looks like I know what I'm doing. We're dancing the Cha Cha to an old Tom Jones song. It's called something like "Sex Bomb." Anyway, he told me that we need to start thinking about our outfits, which scares me. He thinks I should sex it up. I think I should wear pants. No, not really. I just want to wear something that's not too tight or too short. He suggested I look in Cache. I don't think I've ever been in that store.

Today, I have so much to do. I won't be able to get back to Norah and Caroline and baby Phoebe until tonight. These are my new characters in my new book, "The Memory Keepers Daughter." I whipped through The Four Agreements already. So far, I've broken one of them. I wasn't impeccable with my word because I said something mean about someone on TV. That's gonna be a hard one to master.

After I finish my current book, these are the books I'm going to buy next based on all the emails I got: Love, Pray, Eat…or something like that and The Crystal Tower, or something like that.(it's titled The Glass Castle you dummy!) I'll have to check my emails again, I guess.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[pax]

Rather than everybody talking about other people posting messages here, let's get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Let's get back to talking about what makes us like Jeff and Jer. Let's get back to talking about what makes us laugh every day.

Why don't we talk about what our favorite things on the Showgram are? Let's talk about what funny thing they did today. Let's talk about how they make people laugh with the crazy things they say and do. Let's even give what our teachers in school called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM about what to do on the Showgram.

And remember that all of the characters on the Showgram only share parts of their life. Nobody here knows the whole story behind the scenes or has all the information to be making all kinds of judgements about people.
_______________________________________________

Hi Tommy or Tommy-like person who never answer questions! This board is not for Showgram LOVERS, it's for Showgram HATERS. Maybe you missed that part when you registered? So, if you're looking for folks to talk about what they like about the Showgram perhaps you should be the person to start a new thread/new topic.

:duh: :duh:

[BecInCA]

It's so great to be able to post my frustrations with the J & J Showgram on this board. I tried calling and emailing the station, and no one was able to address my issues there. Tommy doesn't even respond to my honest concerns about the declining quality of the show. So, I'm left with airing my issues here. Thanks so much for allowing me let off my steam and to help me to realize that I am not the only one that wishes that show was like it used to be two years ago. Maybe if the 94.1 management really addressed our issues, there would be no need for this board and no one would have things to post. Just some food for thought to those of you who care to hear it...

[loriraesd]

Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB - can we get an amen?

[mel41099]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SadSadSad
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?


I am not left-handed either!


Why don't you just give me a papercut and put lemon juice on it?

[newgal]

Yes you can get an amen - AMEN!! I was reading the other day and kept wondering why the heck I could still see DA's (read dumb ass) postings and then realized that DUH! I wasn't logged in so that is why the pesky postings were showing. Lesson learned! It's to the point now that when I see them I prepare myself for idiocy. oh and when did the spelling of criticism change?? Not that I am a spelling wizard (well most of the time I am pretty good) but it's fun to pick on FH DA. It's great that he gives us so much more ammunition, not that we don't get enough from the spewgram ...

[boris85]

Again - no money and broke, but able to afford vanity (i.e. face peel). Nothing stands between Laura and her vanity! She is disgusting! The teachers and Charlie the Chimps Catholic school must thinh she's a joke. Where's his son a two gay father sidekick Chips been lately? I know his dads took him to see the Liberace Revival in SF, but they should be back by now? Do you think Charlie and Chips broke up?:fro:

[listener13]

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."

This should be a slam-dunk.....give the non-eidetic a chance to catch up, Texas girl.


Now, one of my favorite seens ever was this one:

Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Bonus if you can name the film AND the orignal version.

Birdcage and La Cage Aux Folles?

[mamasterls]

Why don't you just give me a papercut and put lemon juice on it?

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

INCONCEIVABLE!

He's only MOSTLY dead.

[listener13]

You guys have got to stop reading Dildo's crap and posting it up here to comment on. Ignore it and it'll go away - besides, it has so much going on in it's life, being a fiance, and a father, and a son, and an uncle, and a big deal. Don't encourage it.

[Dilbert-1985]

We should send Laura an e-mail and ask her to move out of Tommy's house. She needs to get her life in order. Maybe the listeners can help find her a place to live.

I don't think Little Tommy realized that she would move in and just stay and stay and stay.

[Dilbert-1985]

With the face peal I think Laura wants to be able to meet people and look her best for when she meets people.

[Wabbitsd]

yes, please. don't post ditto ditto's dittoes here. If you choose not to put him on ignore, that's fine. but please don't subject us to that governor moonbeam reject.

[newgal]

maybe FH can shoot himself in the eye with a bow and arrow (ok have Laura or DM do it) and cause himself as much pain as his failed alias is causing us. Oh hell, I'll shoot him just give me the bow and arrow!

[11ListenerNot]

No diary from Laura yet. Maybe instead of doing her diary entry she made a detour to the liquor store

[11ListenerNot]

Sorry guys, there is a diary entry today, not my fault, it's Laura's fault since she didn't add today's date. Anyway check this out:
We're dancing the Cha Cha to an old Tom Jones song. It's called something like "Sex Bomb."

Gee, I wonder if that song was her idea. But of course

[feefifofum]

Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB, Ignore DB - can we get an amen?
Amen!

[feefifofum]

My movie was too easy. One of the best, though. I never know any of the other ones - I guess I need to use Netflix for something other than 24 and VeggieTales!

[Conceptis]

With all that Dil has said today, it's obvious Dil is Michelle.

[MissThany]

My turn!

"Room full of empty people."

(Hmmm, appropriate for this thread, no?)

[listener13]

Ugh, that blog! Why does he write the same damn crap over and over and OVER again? FH - why don't you start saying "reread last Tues blog" or something like that - it's the same damn, stupid crap over and over.

And he's clearly over his weekly allotment of CAPITALIZED WORDS, you freaking FH.

[listener13]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/michele_ring.jpg

Why is she wearing the wedding band already???? Suspect!

Looks like FH went ALL out for her ring....oddly, it looks just like this one....
http://www.evesaddiction.com/detail_RGZ10348__166.html

[boris85]

Sorry guys, there is a diary entry today, not my fault, it's Laura's fault since she didn't add today's date. Anyway check this out:
We're dancing the Cha Cha to an old Tom Jones song. It's called something like "Sex Bomb."

Gee, I wonder if that song was her idea. But of course

you know exactly what it's called, you modern day hooker. Once the divorce is final, I say it'll be 60 days before the implants are in....

[shello]

With all that Dil has said today, it's obvious Dil is Michelle.

You might be on to something there. Look at posts from 7/3/07 when Dil started here. What do you all make of this?:fro:

[RowdyOne]

DBert's a shill, otherwise, he would respond to a frickin' question, or try to absorb the insightful posts of others - rather than writing like a moron......

I agree, it's all about baiting us to get our reactions........
I'm out.............

Ignore! AMEN!

[iamsheens]

Little Tommy is a devoted father and soon to be husband and step-dad. Michelle is lucky to have him because he is a good man and he will prove it to her every day.

Little Tommy is turning over a new leaf with Michelle. The Jeff and Jer Showgram wouldn't work the way it does without Little Tommy. He's a good man and a strong father and will be a good father and a good step-father. He will also be a good husband.

The past is the past and Little Tommy has moved past what happened in the past with other people.

My whole dilbert theory is that its various people on the showgram playing Dilbert. Obviously this is Tommy. But some of the other comments aren't so head over heels for Tommy. Maybe his posts are always so repititive because so many different people are posting under the Dilbert alias that they don't bother to see what Dilbert has already said....it actually makes sense, or am I just crazy?

[Wabbitsd]

conceptis, if you are claw-hand michelle: take serious note of the discussions here. Whatever your past, you are making big mistake(s) moving into Fathead territory.

Sidebar! Sidebar!

Has anyone noticed I am not able to quit being serious today? omg. what does that mean?

iam...you may be onto something there. hmmmmmmm.:fro:

[iamsheens]

Rather than everybody talking about other people posting messages here, let's get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Let's get back to talking about what makes us like Jeff and Jer. Let's get back to talking about what makes us laugh every day.

Why don't we talk about what our favorite things on the Showgram are? Let's talk about what funny thing they did today. Let's talk about how they make people laugh with the crazy things they say and do. Let's even give what our teachers in school called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICIZM about what to do on the Showgram.

And remember that all of the characters on the Showgram only share parts of their life. Nobody here knows the whole story behind the scenes or has all the information to be making all kinds of judgements about people.

ugh it kills me to keep quoting dilbert....i promise no more after this....what part of we don't like Jeff and Jer does Dilbert not get???? Seriously, this has to be someone from the showgram, not positive its Tommy but who talks like that? And DIlbert when something funny happens on the show Im sure somebody would point it out because its rare that they say anything funny.....

[feefifofum]

The J & J "Shamgram"
- I made a funny.

[boris85]

The J & J "Shamgram"
- I made a funny.

Michelle can crush walnuts with those man claws. She's in it for the money and for a daddy for her kids - come on - what other reason would she have? Unless she has a fondness for sweaty, fat, short, and Bob Bog Boy look-a-like, Guamanian smurf.

[iamsheens]

wasnt it just yest somebody mentioned laura hasn't been mentioning her dancing class and then today she was, do you think she reads this?

Shoot this is very dilberty huh? grrrr.....

B.T.W. no more quoting dilbert. I will try to ignore it but his stupidity makes it hard for me to ignore.

[Dilbert-1985]

We know Michelle is in love with Tommy. She wants what everybody else wants, to be loved and taken care of and in a family. Tommy and Michelle are in that situation of being single parents, and so anybody they get involved with is getting "the whole package". They have had long walks and talks and have been deciding together how to go forward. They are putting their kids first and will work on the blending of the families. We can't say that Little Tommy is perfect, but heck she could have done a lot worse than a man like Little Tommy. He admits he has had problems. But look at him as a responsible man. He has a responsible job in the communications business in a major market. He has a beautiful home in Rancho Panasqitos. He has some things to offer a girl. She knows about his kids and the package deal she is getting.

[11ListenerNot]

Has anyone noticed that when Dilbert first started posting, everything he said was in the form of a question? Now he seems to be stating what he thinks are facts.

[11ListenerNot]

In case you didn't notice, look at the caption under Laura's $73.00 outfit!

Click here to see Laura's other choice for her outfit!

Looks better than Laura's $73.00 outfit, and that's not saying much. hee

[longcommute]

I think the Michelle theory is a very good one (and whoever coined Moochelle--you're brilliant). I can't find her letter but it might be worth comparing the word choice of the one that shall not be named to Michelle's icky letter written after the engagement. I can't find that letter anywhere...

[listener13]

Link to Moochelle's letter:
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/feeds/view.php?feed_id=26792&feed=/tommyblog.html&instance=1&article_id=83617

[iamsheens]

Has anyone noticed that when Dilbert first started posting, everything he said was in the form of a question? Now he seems to be stating what he thinks are facts.


Its true. You posted after his latest comment where he tries once again to prove that FH is a good guy. I mean it seems like it is a plea from tommy like....I've screwed up in the past but Im trying so stop saying mean stuff about me....Im a baby and cant handle people not absolutely loving me haha....maybe his next blog will be about how he's made mistakes in the past but now that he's met Michelle he just aspires to be a better man...and blah blah blah......its so phony....nobody changes into a whole new person in a matter of a couple months, its so fake.....

[iamsheens]

Link to Moochelle's letter:
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/feeds/view.php?feed_id=26792&feed=/tommyblog.html&instance=1&article_id=83617

can you post the letter? Im at work where the site is blocked...thanks =)

[iamsheens]

I think the Michelle theory is a very good one (and whoever coined Moochelle--you're brilliant). I can't find her letter but it might be worth comparing the word choice of the one that shall not be named to Michelle's icky letter written after the engagement. I can't find that letter anywhere...

Ok Im slow cause I just got the Moochelle nickname....ah I feel like im pulling a dilbert

isn't it funny that dilbert doesn't care that we are always referencing his stupidity and have coined a term because of him? weird...

[SDtoOC]

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

INCONCEIVABLE!

He's only MOSTLY dead.

Have fun storming the castle!

[SDtoOC]

"I only dog paddle."

From one of the wittiest movies that I love.


"Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish."

[SDtoOC]

"Wesley, what about the R.O.U.S's?"
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

Funny...I can make lots of connections between lines from this great movie and the not-so-great FH! Ha! The rodents of unusual size actually DO exist!!!

[iamsheens]

I guess I never really knew what tommy looked liked and I just looked him up...maybe the pics I saw of him were outdated but does he have a rat tail? He just looks like the type of guy who would sport the rattail...hahaha
jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/jj2006.html

hopefully that shows the pic that leads me to believe he might have the rat tail hair style going....I almost hope this pic is old because if its not he has a bad sense of style...maybe Laura should help him with his clothes since she brillantly comes up 73.00 outfits...ha ha

[OneKidOneDogMom]

wasnt it just yest somebody mentioned laura hasn't been mentioning her dancing class and then today she was, do you think she reads this?

You are correct! It was me! I hadn't heard anything about her dancing and then....

poof

LBM mentions it in her diary!

I feel so special....:wavey2:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

The J & J "Shamgram"
- I made a funny.

I vote that we adopt "ShamGram" as the official Drama Club moniker from this day forward.

All in favor, say Aye!

[wanky]

With all that Dil has said today, it's obvious Dil is Michelle.

I just gasped upon reading your post, Conceptis. You may be right. Michelle had been posting here as DB pre-Tommy because she just loves the Showgram to pieces. Then she made her move on Tommy (for whatever insane reason is beyond me!). Now she is slowly revealing herself as a friend of the showgram. Maybe if we keep talking about her old and decrepit hand, she might confirm even more that DB and DM are one in the same. whaddya all think? sorry if someone already covered what i had just stated above.

[Transplant]

I'm not going to quote Dilber....I'm not going to quote Dilber....I'm not going to quote Dilber....I'm not going to quote Dilber....I'm not going to quote Dilber....

But in order to be a single parent you have to see your kids. Tommy only see's them on wednesdays and alternating weekends! Atleast my ex see's his kid 3 times a week and alternating weekends and does want more!

[Transplant]

Okay another thought here (am i being catty?)...maybe Moochelle should have the Dermabell (?) peel on her hands?

[SDReadhead]

I vote that we adopt "ShamGram" as the official Drama Club moniker from this day forward.

All in favor, say Aye!

Aye!!! Thanks FeFiFoFum, that is way better than Spewgram. The whole reason most of us on this board can't stand them is that they have become such a sham. You go FeFi!!! Way to get out the vote, OneKid!!!
:wavey2:

[shello]

I think we need to come up with a glossary of terms to describe the show and showfolk.

Michelle is Moochelle (I came up with that one! Not to pat myself on the back....but I am a good, good father & good friend)

Tommy...I don't even know which of the zillions already used we should call him.

Pam should be called Gram because she reminds me of a grandma.

Showgram could be Spewgram, or Shamgram is good too. Or maybe Crapgram, or Showcrap, or just Crapcrap.

I am delirious....I just need my AC fixed. (Yes, that was a whine, but not a Laura Cain wine.)

[BigAl]

Now c'mon. They are happy and the wedding ring set is of someone's, but whom?? I do believe that this blog may be "infiltrated" by the show people to get a rise out of everyone. Remember, the show's main base is soccer moms and women who are stay at home moms looking for an outlet. They rely on a plot that could relate to their own plight. They want laura to have a crisis or a fashion meltdown. They want to hear how perfect the kids are and how "perfect" the showgram marriages are.

[Wabbitsd]

:neartears this is sooooo great! Aye Aye on Shamgram! I also vote we use any and all of Fathead, Cousin IT...for that character.

I am really glad folks like fathead and moochelle find each other and take themselves out of the market...

[shello]

:neartears this is sooooo great! Aye Aye on Shamgram! I also vote we use any and all of Fathead, Cousin IT...for that character.

I am really glad folks like fathead and moochelle find each other and take themselves out of the market...

Yes, they ARE off the market. And thankfully won't be having kids as Tommy had a snip-snip! But then such drama would ensue if Moochelle turned up pregnant.

BTW, Dannell let me know that of course she had cakes with candles for Tommy.

I just had a newsflash....can we please call Tommy Bob's Big Boy? He looks just like him...hair flip and all. Please please, can we?

[Conceptis]

My whole dilbert theory is that its various people on the showgram playing Dilbert. Obviously this is Tommy. But some of the other comments aren't so head over heels for Tommy. Maybe his posts are always so repititive because so many different people are posting under the Dilbert alias that they don't bother to see what Dilbert has already said....it actually makes sense, or am I just crazy?

I agree with the multiple dilbi theory. Today was definitely Michelle's day.

[Conceptis]

I just gasped upon reading your post, Conceptis. You may be right. Michelle had been posting here as DB pre-Tommy because she just loves the Showgram to pieces. Then she made her move on Tommy (for whatever insane reason is beyond me!). Now she is slowly revealing herself as a friend of the showgram. Maybe if we keep talking about her old and decrepit hand, she might confirm even more that DB and DM are one in the same. whaddya all think? sorry if someone already covered what i had just stated above.

Thanks, now can you help me get jake and wabbit off my @$$.

[feefifofum]

Now c'mon. They are happy and the wedding ring set is of someone's, but whom?? I do believe that this blog may be "infiltrated" by the show people to get a rise out of everyone. Remember, the show's main base is soccer moms and women who are stay at home moms looking for an outlet. They rely on a plot that could relate to their own plight. They want laura to have a crisis or a fashion meltdown. They want to hear how perfect the kids are and how "perfect" the showgram marriages are.
Is BigAl Dilweed reincarnated?

[listener13]

can you post the letter? Im at work where the site is blocked...thanks =)

Sorry - here ya go......Dilbert - this is going to make even you nauseous, and you wrote it!

Hi you guys!

OH MY GOSH!!!!! That's about all I've been able to say all day today -- well, that and YES! I'm still in shock, and I truly feel like the luckiest girl in the world right now. :)) Somewhere along the sometimes BUMPY road I've travelled to get to the blessings that seem to be SHOWERING me right now, I got JUST wise enough to recognize God's gift to me...Tommy. People always told me that when you meet 'the one,' you JUST KNOW IT. I never, ever believed in that, because I never felt the feeling that I have for Tommy before. I've tried to feel it in the past only to be disappointed when it didn't work out. Now I find myself feeling so grateful for the times my heart was broken in the past, because those were stepping stones that led me UNEXPECTEDLY into the arms of the man I want to love and take good care of for the rest of my life. And those same people who said that I would JUST KNOW IT when I met the right person were also right when they said it would happen when I wasn't looking and when I became the right woman, I'd find the right man. Ana, I promised you yesterday I'd never hurt your "Tomas." :) I mean it. :)

Gosh darn it! I was soooo nervous and in shock and happy today that I couldn't gush over Tommy the way he deserves on the radio. Thanks for letting me gush to you guys. I didn't stop shaking for a couple hours, but I'm still not able to process a simple conversation OR remember to get gas. I RAN OUT OF GAS down by the bay this afternoon, because I was crying my eyes out and gushing over Tommy to my sister on the phone. I didn't know exactly where I was, because I was kind of aimlessly driving and crying and freaking out. So my sister said she'd come find me and would call when she got close. GREAT! except MY CELL PHONE DIED RIGHT AFTER I RAN OUT OF GAS!!!! Yeah, she coudn't find me or call me or help me! ;))) Did I fail to mention Evie was in her carseat getting antsy and cranky??? :)) So I got a walk in at the bay today afterall!! (Okay, Morena Blvd. doesn't exactly qualify as the bay.)

I don't know when we'll actually TIE THE KNOTT, but a couple things I'm positive about are:

1) It won't be in Vegas!! :))
2) It will be exactly when it's meant to be.
3) You guys will all be invited to share that special day with us just like today!

I've got some packing to do for Vegas. Just wanted to thank you guys for making this day even more beautiful than it already was.

xo,
Michelle P.S.....ALL I KEEP THINKING IS THAT THIS IS SOOOOO TOMMMY! I TRY TO SURPRISE HIM WITH SOMETHING AND HE TOTALLY HAS TO OUTDO ME!!!!! :)))
P.P.S......I FORGOT TO GIVE TOMMY THE PRESENT I BROUGHT FOR HIM. IT WAS ONE OF THE DRAWERS FROM MY DRESSER. GUESS I'M GOING TO BE SHARING MORE THAN A DRAWER, HUH? :))

[Conceptis]

[QUOTE=iamsheens]I guess I never really knew what tommy looked liked and I just looked him up...maybe the pics I saw of him were outdated but does he have a rat tail? He just looks like the type of guy who would sport the rattail...hahaha
jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/jj2006.html

How about "scabbers" or "worm tail"?

[listener13]

Just summoned enough strength to read Laura's blog - I've got so much sarcasm, and yet, so little time. Just this one sentence leaves my brain completely exhausted:

My face is really tight today. I had another one of those Belladerma Peels done yesterday in hopes of reversing the sun damage I did to my face during my two months in Newport

Do you think that they could develop one of those peels to make her....emmm.....less horsey looking? That would be good. They could call it the Mr. Ed Peel.

And CRAP - I think I need to get myself into rehab - she has sun damage from being there - I could use a little sun damage rehab.

Oh, it all makes my head hurt. Think I'll take my usual handful of Advil after I read her blogs.

[oops]

Okay, Laura had a Belladerma in mid July too---how many layers is she schluffing off?!? And wonder if they're comp'd anymore now that Dr. Bucko pulled his ad from her blog.

[listener13]

Okay, Laura had a Belladerma in mid July too---how many layers is she schluffing off?!? And wonder if they're comp'd anymore now that Dr. Bucko pulled his ad from her blog.

Oops: She works 3 hours a day, you can't expect her to have time to clean her face every day, now can you? Dead skin cells have a tendency to congregate on one's horsey face.

Maybe she had a Dr. Bucko punchcard - and that was her free visit after 10 shills????

[Wabbitsd]

'the one,' would it kill her to quit all capping and also use double quotes, like God wants us to do????

she probably has to pay extra to use the double quotes. Cousin It probably loves how thrifty she is.

[longcommute]

I have it on good authority that "My Own Freedom" was not an original masterpiece written by Tommy. So the sham continues...shouldn't be a surprise.

[listener13]

well, the last line is definitely his. The rest of it - doubtful it's his.....no caps.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I have it on good authority that "My Own Freedom" was not an original masterpiece written by Tommy. So the sham continues...shouldn't be a surprise.

Whoa - can you elaborate a little? Did he steal it? Have help writing it? Curious minds would like to know...

[SDReadhead]

I have it on good authority that "My Own Freedom" was not an original masterpiece written by Tommy. So the sham continues...shouldn't be a surprise.

Oh no you don't, Longcommute! Don't give us something so juicy and then make us stare at our monitors all night waiting for the rest of the story.

Is it possible that there is another person out there whose writing style is so, so, so, so bad that they would use a construction such as My Own Freedom instead of My Freedom?

[YoungAmerican]

My Own Freedom sucks whomever wrote it. It is very simple sounding and really shows inexperience in song writing skills. Nah I think FH wrote it.

That's what I've been saying all along about his blogs. He says the same things over and over and over. This afternoon's blog almost sounds like he is trying to convince us that he isn't the type of person he use to be.

"I'm still the chubby short producer of Jeff and Jer that flirts a little and loves his kids and his mom. As of Friday morning of last week, the flirting kind of stops and I am cool with it."
There goes his short memory again. Wasn't he flirting with Barbara-Lee Edwards just this week?

[longcommute]

I'm protecting the innocent, and you can guess who PM'd me and to whom I'm referring to, but apparently one of Tommy's friends wrote the song years ago.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

There goes his short memory again. Wasn't he flirting with Barbara-Lee Edwards just this week?

Yup, you can even see the video of the whole thing on the Channel 8 website (at least you could earlier this week - I posted a link before).

He's pond scum. Pond scum by any other name is still pond scum.

[insightbyjake]

Thanks, now can you help me get jake and wabbit off my @$$.

No. I'm not off your ass -- because I've got a brain. You suck, Dilbert suck's, and the next waiting-to-be-designed-incarnation of your showgram's executive producer sucks.

Your job, Jaba Sablan, is to maintain and increase ratings. Your job is to get attention. Attention has no comparative -- if it ain't high...the suits ask why?

Dilbert.....Conceptis.....NewReadear.... good God!

Here's the recipe for a thread:

Host a controversial show. OR, host a show that is benign...BUT asks the hosts to "push the envelope."

I.e., host a "Showgram." If we get too many sycophants, (which is where you are right now), develop "trouble." A man looking for a wife.....a "drug-addict" looking to recover from a loss of family.....a devout-Christian trying to make marriage #3 work....a Buddhist with an alcohol and anger-management problem...

What an amazing coincidence that the show's issues never stop and yet advertisers are NEVER put off.

Isn't it peculiar, that the showgram can have any number of "issues," but the advertising keeps going? Is there really a company that says, "You know, this 'Showgram' preaches family values and kids, but every married person on the show has been divorced --AT LEAST ONCE-- but, what the hell, let's keep sending in our spot for 'Christian-Arts-Festival'."

We are duped my friends. There is no "family" of listeners. There is ....."Network" with Arthur Jensen (Clear Channel)announcing to Howard Beale (Jeff & Jer....DSC....and any number of scripted shows)... there is no "real" in radio!!!

Arthur Jensen speaks:

"It is the international system of currency which determines the vitality of life on this planet. THAT is the natural order of things today. THAT is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today. And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature. And YOU WILL ATONE. Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little 21-inch screen and howl about America, and democracy. There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it. Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity. It is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars.


The world is a business, Mr. Beale; it has been since man crawled out of the slime. Our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality - one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock - all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel."

Howard Beale (Jeff and Jer): Why me?

Arthur Jensen: Because you're on television, (radio) dummy (dummies). Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.

Dilbert, Conceptis, NewReader....Why the Showgram? Because they're on radio, dummies. There are no "issues".....there are ONLY ratings...

[TJLuv]

Okay another thought here (am i being catty?)...maybe Moochelle should have the Dermabell (?) peel on her hands?


and it looks like she's already wearing the wedding band... that's supposed to go on after they get hitched... just a backwards little man he is.

[insightbyjake]

P.S.

Sorry for the negative slant....I'm convinced the station is deeply embedded in the thread.

I have learned there is no "Michelle" -- there is merely a person to "play" against the character of "Tommy."

There is no "Debbie," there is a person to "play" against
the character of "Randy."

"Kristen" is the tool for Jeff....for whom she plays Jeff's tool...

"Pam," "Beer," and "Boobs," are tools of Jer... which describes why he IS a tool...

"Charlie, Evie, Davecain, Booze, and Cocaine, are the tools for Laura (replacing, Cree, Lamplighter, Licquor store visits and Charlie, Evie, Davecain, Booze, and Cocaine.")

Is Jake cynical?
No. Go back to the early days of the show on Y-95....what IF their lives at that point had remained steady, constant, and consistent? Would anyone still be listening! NO!

Why?

No crisis -- no news. We like falling stars MORE than stable stars.

Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Jeff, Laura.... we love to see people fall. Particularly "know-it-alls" like this group...

While the characters they mention may exist, they are merely tools for the Showgram...

[insightbyjake]

"Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish."

Oh wait! I know this one......

My 16-year-old daughter speaking to me!

[shello]

I did a little checking, why..I don't know, but Letterman starts in 5 mins.

Anyway, the majority of D's posts are concentrated from just after 10am until 5pm. There may be a few prior to 10am and some as late as 7pm.

Hey, maybe it's Greg Sims...good pal of Jeff? But witht he posts during those hours, it could be a high-level suit at Clear Channel too who just wants to keep the dialog going.

[surfing_texan]

Sorry for the negative slant....I'm convinced the station is deeply embedded in the thread.

To be perfectly honest, anybody that claims to know any one of those idiots on a personal level, is not somebody I give much credit to on this thread. And I may get attacked for saying this, but I don't even really believe that Amused is who she claims to be. I base this on the fact that she contacted me privately saying one thing, and then said the opposite here publically, (among other things).

Those people are pot-stirrers, and none of us should put it past them to create multiple accounts on this thread, and play along.

[insightbyjake]

We know Michelle is in love with Tommy. She wants what everybody else wants, to be loved and taken care of and in a family. Tommy and Michelle are in that situation of being single parents, and so anybody they get involved with is getting "the whole package". They have had long walks and talks and have been deciding together how to go forward. They are putting their kids first and will work on the blending of the families. We can't say that Little Tommy is perfect, but heck she could have done a lot worse than a man like Little Tommy. He admits he has had problems. But look at him as a responsible man. He has a responsible job in the communications business in a major market. He has a beautiful home in Rancho Panasqitos. He has some things to offer a girl. She knows about his kids and the package deal she is getting.


We know Michelle is in love with Tommy. Cause she stalked him for months.

She wants what everybody else wants, to be loved and taken care of and in a family. With someone willing to pay for her lifestyle in exchange for some fat-slappin sex.

Tommy and Michelle are in that situation of being single parents, and so anybody they get involved with is getting "the whole package". Of course, when I write, "the whole package," I'm referring to Admiral Nemoy and the boys below..."

They have had long walks and talks and have been deciding together how to go forward. Because, until now, "ass-backwards" is all they've known......and will work on the blending of the families.

We can't say that Little Tommy is perfect, but heck she could have done a lot worse than a man like Little Tommy. "She could have chosen a Christian hypocrite-of-many-wives, or a Buddhist, all-about-the-flesh-arrogant-believes-he-has-talent-f*ck, but she wants to focus on a bloated, "it's-all-about-my-d*ck," kind-of-guy."

Jaba admits he has had problems. (Beginning at birth, and continuing on until now..."]

But look at him as a responsible man. He has a responsible job in the communications business in a major market. He has a beautiful home in Rancho Panasqitos. He has some things to offer a girl. She knows about his kids and the package deal she is getting.

[surfing_texan]

With someone willing to pay for her lifestyle in exchange for some fat-slappin sex.

Really Jake, what kind of comment is that to make so close to bedtime? Are you trying to give us all nightmares?