San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[iamsheens]

well im pretty bummed because i just realized that i could be our new listener of the spewgram for about an hour a day (which is probably too much) but i don't have real player and after i tried downloading it, it still would work...looks like its not meant to be. haha

Anyone go on the website and vote for tommy's new haircut? the results so far are 40% of people like it while 59% don't like it.

I'm not sure how he could make his hair ever look presentable....now more than ever I can picture him with a rat tail....

he is just not an attractive man....i almost feel bad for him, but not really.

[iamsheens]

awww okay. I moved to Orange County and don't get the San Diego channels anymore.. got the two guys confused... wasn't Stan on KUSI at one point?


Stan Miller used to do the KUSI morning news with Laura something...she was annoying *kinda like laura cain* but she ended up taking a job in Colorado, thankfully. Then I think Stan Miller did the KUSI evening news for a while. Now isn't he with channel 8? I only know so much about Stan miller cause I used to think he was attractive for an older man...I haven't seen a pic of him in years.. hahaha

[listener13]

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!

:kaching: We must never speak of this again! Never in this context!!

Promise me 13, never again!!!!

I'm sorry - I know it's a frightening image - that's my point - why on earth would a girl like her hook up with a troll-doll like him? Makes absolutely no sense at all. And, you know she's aware of all of the domestic violence - it's well documented. So, either he has something we don't know about (and I doubt that) - it's for the money and the notoriety. You know that's why he keeps mentioning his fiance Michelle in every damn thing he writes - he knows she craves attention - he's good at sizing up people, figuring out what they need, and then being a "great guy" and providing that to sucker them in. Read this definition, and tell me he's not a sociopath:
http://www.hss.caltech.edu/~mcafee/Bin/sb.html

I give until after Christmas. She'll get as much notoriety out of this as she can, and get as much $$$$$ and attention, and then move on.

[iamsheens]

Laura's Diary, September 5th, 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007 at 12:06pm

Dear Diary,

I'm exhausted today. I had a 2 hour intense financial meeting with Davecain and our friend Susan last night. We need to iron out the money stuff…and boy, is it complicated. I just don't do well with numbers. After about an hour of number crunching, I could feel my brain, my body and my soul completely shut down. It was like the tin man running out of oil. I came to a slow stop. Anyway, I think we made some good progress. I hesitate to use the word "good" when describing how things are going because if things were really going "good" I'd be living in my house with my kids and my husband like the "good old days." Ah…I digress.

I appreciate the incredible emails from ya'll chock full of advice, suggestions, support and hope. I look forward to these emails and I savor each and every one. You have no idea how much they've helped me already. I'm sad for Davecain that he doesn't have the kind of support that I do. I'm so thankful.

All day yesterday I kept thinking about other men and women out there who are going through the same thing. There are a whole lot of people who are hurting so much right now. My heart goes out to you if your heart aches. I'm sorry that I'm getting all morose on your butts, but dangit, I just feel sad for my brothers and sisters today.

Okay, change of subject….I took a little trip up to Escondido to visit a store called Plato's Closet. For some unknown reason, Charlie told me about this store. They must advertise on Nickelodeon or something.

This is a resale store that has a lot of cool styles and hot jeans. Yes, PC did have a bunch of "gently used" designer jeans on the racks. I'm a little bitter because NONE of the DOZENS of jeans I tried on fit. I was up to the 32's and the 13/14's and nothin'! I really wanted that pair of True Religions, too. They were only 50 bucks. My butt was just a little too bootylicious to stuff in those size 30's.

On the subject of jeans, I refuse to give into the high-waisted jean trend coming our way. I find those things hideous. Not gonna go there!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[iamsheens]

Tommy's blog as well...blah

Wednesday September 5, 2007 7am: Good morning! It's Wednesday, I think!? Tomorrow is the debut of TOMMYTUBE! It's the pilot episode from MY HOUSE. Laura and I give you a tour of the house and where we both sleep and all that stuff. Check in tomorrow from time to time on www.jeffandjer.com and check out TOMMYTUBE. I believe once or twice a week AT NIGHT, you can take a peak into MY HOUSE (or is it peek)?

I feel really good today! I'm working out a little more than usual. Last night, my friend EJ came over with IBETT (just like Yvette) and we lifted some weights. EJ is showing me the correct form for each thing we do. I actually should be paying him, because he's more like a trainer right now instead of just hanging out. Although, yesterday we did run across the street and played a quick game of HORSE on a neighbors basketball hoop. EJ coaches basketball at OTAY RANCH HIGH SCHOOL. He won, but I kind of let him. Man, when was the last time you played HORSE? It was fun! Today, we’re going into the field and build a fort. :) Did that bring back memories? BUT, lifting is fun. We have the radio on and we just do a few sets of everything and we do sweat. I feel like my whole upper body is getting a workout now instead of just my legs from the walks and hikes.

I want to make lifting part of the weekly routine!

Bikram Yoga: I have time this morning before I go to the track, so I would like to get in a walk after the show and a yoga class. I believe Michelle is meeting me at 11 to either do Penasquitos Canyon, Mission Bay, or Lake Miramar. I want to do more paved roads because Lake Miramar kicked my butt the other day, so more street stuff for the next few weeks as I prepare for the 3 day!

Oh yeah, about the Charger Game and the Bridal Bizaare (bazaar)….I've decided to go to the bridal bizarre by myself and have Michelle take my children to the game.

You know, I'm not sure if I wrote about this or not, but yesterday I was told or I read that Laura was looking for a place and she was going to move out soon and she felt because of my engagement that she had to. I immediately called Laura and asked her about this. I'm not trying to get in the way of Laura and how she's doing so well and I'm not being an enabler at all, but I got a stomach ache when I heard about this. Michelle is my fiance and I love her so much, but Laura is my buddy. Laura helps me just as much as people say I help her. I hope she finds a place one day soon to call home, but quite honestly NOT NOW. I don't want her to move. I love the relationship we have, because we are just buddies. I'll get some criticism about this and people always assume the worst, but in 6 months I am proud of the friendship we have.

Okay, start your emails!

So, today I'm going to workout and get a walk in and a yoga class and maybe lift a little again today. Oh yeah and catch up with some emails.

I love you,

Tommy

[mel41099]

From this morning's blog:


You know, I'm not sure if I wrote about this or not, but yesterday I was told or I read that Laura was looking for a place and she was going to move out soon and she felt because of my engagement that she had to.

We know you can't remember because you probably don't write them, and you are trying to keep track of so many lies how can you remember anything????

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I'm sad for Davecain that he doesn't have the kind of support that I do.

I'm pretty sure that DaveCain does have support - just one more example of Miss "I'm a Big Deal" thinking that she's the only one that counts....

And she's out spending more money - I sure wish I had $50 to blow on a pair of used jeans!

[iamsheens]

You know, I'm not sure if I wrote about this or not, but yesterday I was told or I read that Laura was looking for a place and she was going to move out soon and she felt because of my engagement that she had to. I immediately called Laura and asked her about this. I'm not trying to get in the way of Laura and how she's doing so well and I'm not being an enabler at all, but I got a stomach ache when I heard about this. Michelle is my fiance and I love her so much, but Laura is my buddy. Laura helps me just as much as people say I help her. I hope she finds a place one day soon to call home, but quite honestly NOT NOW. I don't want her to move. I love the relationship we have, because we are just buddies. I'll get some criticism about this and people always assume the worst, but in 6 months I am proud of the friendship we have.

do you think FH is referring to what we write on here, or rather how Dilbert insists Laura needs to get a place of her own? hmmm....I wonder if anyone actually called into the show telling laura she should move out.

[mel41099]

I sure wish I had $50 to blow on a pair of used jeans!


Tell me about it. So much for her getting anyhing out of the "2 hour intense financial meeting with Davecain"

[pax]

I guess there is truly no hope of a reconciliation for Laura and Dave.

[feefifofum]

Tummy kicked my dog.
huh?

[11ListenerNot]

He mentioned somewhere on the internet that he has 65+ guitars - don't you know that there's one "guitar shrine" in his house. Just because you own them, doesn't mean you can play them or have any talent.
----------------------------------------------
Wouldn't it be funny to see all of the guitars in his swimming pool. lol!

Did anyone vote on Tommy's haircut? I think he got a lot of our votes, since the majority of the voters didn't like it. It makes his fat head look even bigger!

[Dilbert-1985]

Gosh, time flies when you are having fun. The Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram is over for another day.

Gee, wasn't that funny when Jerry said how he was in a gas station, getting gas, and another dude there ate a whole thing of pringles and drank 2 red bulls for breakfast? Gosh, imagine taking that in every day. Jerry said the guy has that for breakfast every day. That was a nice segment of junior listeners calling in to say what they have for breakfast.

Holy Toledo, wasn't that funny when Jeff said they were in San Francisco and he was asking somebody about the "Peanuts museum" that they have for Charlie Brown and Snoopy and those guys, and the guy thought Jeff was asking about a different type of museum altogether? Gosh how funny when certain words can sound like other words and people get a different meaning altogether about what you are talking about.

Well, we know that whatever tomorrow brings, we will get some laughs by tuning to Star 94.1 and the Jeff and Jer Showgram.

[Dilbert-1985]

Poor Laura needs to get her own C.P.A. person to help her with the money situation with Dave and their divorce. I think Laura is one of these people who doesn't handle money very well, though she knows a good sale when she sees it, doesn't make the connection to her paycheck.

Laura gets paid well for the work she does. So she has good money coming in. She really could use the help of a good C.P.A. to help her plan her money matters. And it's not too soon to start saving for college for the kids either. With the money she brings in, she can really make a good plan to save.

[SadSadSad]

Read this definition, and tell me he's not a sociopath:
http://www.hss.caltech.edu/~mcafee/Bin/sb.html



OMG that is creepy.

(1) They are habitual liars. They seem incapable of either knowing or telling the truth about anything.

(2) They are egotistical to the point of narcissism. They really believe they are set apart from the rest of humanity by some special grace.

(3) They scapegoat; they are incapable of either having the insight or willingness to accept responsibility for anything they do. Whatever the problem, it is always someone else's fault.

(4) They are remorselessly vindictive when thwarted or exposed.

(5) Genuine religious, moral, or other values play no part in their lives. They have no empathy for others and are capable of violence. Under older psychological terminology, they fall into the category of psychopath or sociopath, but unlike the typical psychopath, their behavior is masked by a superficial social facade.

[Dilbert-1985]

And Little Tommy said the webcam is being set up. So keep checking back to the web site to see when they get it going. Wouldn't it be cool to see Tommy's house and see what goes on at Tommy's house after hours?

[wonkatania]

And Little Tommy said the webcam is being set up. So keep checking back to the web site to see when they get it going. Wouldn't it be cool to see Tommy's house and see what goes on at Tommy's house after hours?


Dildo-1985 is at it again. How do I block his ass?

[feefifofum]

Dildo-1985 is at it again. How do I block his ass?
Sorry to say you are pulling a Dilbert by asking this question, but click on his name then profile and then click add to ignore list.

[wonkatania]

Sorry to say you are pulling a Dilbert by asking this question, but click on his name then profile and then click add to ignore list.


Sorry for pulling the Dilbert:disa:, and thanks for the help.:wavey2:

[Transplant]

And Little Tommy said the webcam is being set up. So keep checking back to the web site to see when they get it going. Wouldn't it be cool to see Tommy's house and see what goes on at Tommy's house after hours?

http://http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4309/wtfbj8.th.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wtfbj8.jpg)

[mamasterls]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q14/wootieput/TrollSpray.jpg

[listener13]

please stop quoting and reading that crap by Dildo - IGNORE it. It's a freaking commercial for that piece of crap showgram, anyway. It's pathetic, moronic, stupid crap. Ignore it, and stop posting the contents of it.

[listener13]

OMG that is creepy.

(1) They are habitual liars. They seem incapable of either knowing or telling the truth about anything.

(2) They are egotistical to the point of narcissism. They really believe they are set apart from the rest of humanity by some special grace.

(3) They scapegoat; they are incapable of either having the insight or willingness to accept responsibility for anything they do. Whatever the problem, it is always someone else's fault.

(4) They are remorselessly vindictive when thwarted or exposed.

(5) Genuine religious, moral, or other values play no part in their lives. They have no empathy for others and are capable of violence. Under older psychological terminology, they fall into the category of psychopath or sociopath, but unlike the typical psychopath, their behavior is masked by a superficial social facade.

Yep - it's got Cousin It written all over it. And some of the other spewgram members, as well.

[WhoMe]

I may just have to block anyone who quotes Dillweed or his compadres. I don't post often but I do enjoy the site...minus the obvious 1 or 2 that just don't get it. Sigh. Thanks to the masses for making my day a bit more interesting.

[loriraesd]

ignore-ignore-ignore-IGNORE-IGNORE-IGNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dilbert-1985]

Laura needs a good C.P.A. type person to sort through all her money matters. She needs to handle money better because she has good income but spends money when she shouldn't. But then she has a soft spot for the kids when they want treats so she has to do it for them. Laura's heart is in the right place where everything with her kids is concerned. Hopefully the divorce thing will result in the better visiting for the kids and she can see the kids more. Laura will move on with her life and Little Tommy has been a great friend to Laura. But now he's saying he wishes she didn't move out so who knows what's up with that. But then Laura feels bad to have the good bedroom at the house, and it's Tommy's house for Pete's sake, so how can a house guest keep the bedroom and leave Tommy and Michelle out on the couch. But everything will work out when Laura gets back on her own 2 feet and then Tommy and Michelle will move forward too.

[SadSadSad]

Okay does anyone know how to hypnotize invisible elves so we can program them into doing good instead of evil i.e. change my baby's stinky diaper instead of hiding my car keys?

Wait, we could try and hypnotize the spewgram too. Why oh why do you use your four hours of airtime to pollute San Diego, J & J ????

[Dilbert-1985]

Well if you want a few laughs to make your day brighter there's no better place to listen than the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram.

Can somebody name other web sites where people talk about Jeff and Jer?

[Alpinemaps]

please stop quoting and reading that crap by Dildo - IGNORE it. It's a freaking commercial for that piece of crap showgram, anyway. It's pathetic, moronic, stupid crap. Ignore it, and stop posting the contents of it.

Come on people. List to listener13 and the others. You've *GOT* to stop quoting him. You have to throw him on ignore. And you're got to report this guy to the mods as a troll.

I'm doing my part, but I guess no one else is. The mods are sick of hearing from me.

*sigh*

This crap, just like this Showgram, is getting really really old.

[Wabbitsd]

:fro:

[wonkatania]

Well if you want a few laughs to make your day brighter there's no better place to listen than the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram.

Can somebody name other web sites where people talk about Jeff and Jer?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8960/trollspraymg9.gif

[Transplant]

Ok, i did add "him" to my ignore and i promise to never mention "he who should not be named" ever again!

Mea culpa...Lo siento...Perdóname...Je suis désolé...Sono spiacente...etc etc etc...

[pax]

"Republicans for Voldemort!" That last post reminded me of a funny bumper sticker.

[Transplant]

"Republicans for Voldemort!" That last post reminded me of a funny bumper sticker.


Can we mix up FH's name and come up with a Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort name?

[pax]

Lord TummyFart!

[wonkatania]

Can we mix up FH's name and come up with a Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort name?


Using the letters of his name, "Tommy Sablan":

Tammy No Balls

[boris85]

Lord TummyFart!

time to bust of the "wide" angle lense for the ridiculous web-cam stunt...

[Dilbert-1985]

This web cam idea is a great idea. That will be way cool to see Little Tommy's house. I think this will be fun. It will help generate traffic for the web site, and that in turn will help get more listeners to the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. And the more listeners the better the Arbitrons and we might see the TSL numbers go up too. It's all good.

[Conceptis]

Using the letters of his name, "Tommy Sablan":

Tammy No Balls


Sorry, can't have the balls with only one L

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Using the letters of his name, "Tommy Sablan":

Tammy No Balls

What about "Ban Las Tommy" - as in "Ban The Tommy" from the radio? It would work better if I could use "Tomas" but the letters just won't cooperate!

[Conceptis]

Using the letters of his name, "Tommy Sablan":

Tammy No Balls

If we could make his middle initial V. then Little Tommy V. Sablan becomes

Blatant Smelly Vomit.

[Transplant]

unfortunately i think his middle name is Edward....isn't it "he should not be named"?

[mel41099]

What about "Ban Las Tommy" - as in "Ban The Tommy" from the radio? It would work better if I could use "Tomas" but the letters just won't cooperate!


If his realy name is Tomas Sablan, can't you use that? Then "Ban Las Tomas" works.

[listener13]

Wednesday September 5, 2007 2pm: Well, 6 months ago today I had no interest in breaking a sweat and I wanted to be alone for the rest of my life. Today, at 11am I met my fiancé Michelle here at my house to go on a 5 mile walk in the Penasquitos Canyon!

Now, how the heck did that happen? Am I happier now because of all the stuff that went on from that day in March to NOW? I think I am. Today, I’m a better friend, son, dad, brother, worker, and NOW fiancé. Ain’t life a trip!

You know what was cool about the walk I did today? It was cool because I walked with Michelle. We just had eachother as we walked. Okay, I’m about to write something that will make some of you want to come over and beat me up: Today, Michelle and I held hands for most of the walk and we tried to catch butterflies. Okay, I want to come over now and kick my own butt. When I’m walking and hiking, I’m focused and working hard. Today, in the canyon I just wanted to hold her hand. It took us two hours and I walked like 8,000 steps and burned about 400 calories or something like that. My sister Punkin bought me a thingy that you strap on when you walk and it counts steps and stuff.

For those of you who thought of something perverted the moment you read the words “strap on”, you all may leave the room now!

I’m going to take a nap in a few minutes. I’m nodding out for some reason.

When I wake up, I’m wanting to workout again and write up this little speech for Laura tomorrow. Laura celebrates a milestone tomorrow and I want to say a few special things to her ON THE AIR at 8am.

Hey, I got a 3rd ticket to the Charger game, so I’m taking both Eddie and Vanessa. IF I get a 4th ticket, I’m going to ask Michelle to blow off the BIZARRE to come to the game. Yes, I know I spelled it wrong.

I’m gonna take a nap!

[boris85]

Wednesday September 5, 2007 2pm: Well, 6 months ago today I had no interest in breaking a sweat and I wanted to be alone for the rest of my life.

Good lord. Tommy breaks a sweat every time he wraps his herpes-infected mouth around a juicy carne asada burrito, and gets sweaty armpits whenever he stretches for the bag of Cheetos!

He is such a fake, horizonatally and vertically challenged orb - the product of a romp between Papa Smurf and a hot Umpa Lumpa chick. :wavey2:

[gossipgurl]

Sorry to say you are pulling a Dilbert by asking this question, but click on his name then profile and then click add to ignore list.


Do it..it is so easy. Get rid of it:boxing:

[iamsheens]

Ugh FH's blogs are so annoying. We get it, your happy. We got that 2 weeks ago when you proposed to "old hands" Mochelle. Day in and day out he says the same boring crap ugh.

and i like that he said this

For those of you who thought of something perverted the moment you read the words “strap on”, you all may leave the room now!

Im sure nobody actually saw the word strap on and thought anything inappriopriate except himself. What a perv.

And b.t.w. I'm just wondering what the TSL ratings are, anyone know? Im assuming they are something like arbitron, I've just never heard of them....

[cheekymonkey]

Good lord. Tommy breaks a sweat every time her wraps his herpes-infected mouth around a juicy carne asada burrito, and gets sweaty armpits whenever he stretches for the bag of Cheetos!

He is such a fake, horizonatally and vertically challenged orb - the product of a romp between Papa Smurf and a hot Umpa Lumpa chick. :wavey2:

Can ya warn me next time you are writing this? I almost spit my drink out of my nose!! Holy Balls! Give a warning!!

:cheers:

[netbrowser]

And b.t.w. I'm just wondering what the TSL ratings are, anyone know? Im assuming they are something like arbitron, I've just never heard of them....

Having stopped listening to this station a long time ago, I drop in now and then to read what's happening. I see that there's still no point in listening...

Here's what I found on Wiki about TSL Ratings. These are part of the Arbitron ratings.

"Major ratings products include cume (the cumulative number of unique listeners over a period), average quarter hour (AQH - the average number of people listening every 15 minutes), time spent listening, (TSL), and market breakdowns by demographic."

[EmpressJ]

OK, so I secretly read this thread when I'm bored. You got me.

Just a couple of things I know about Michelle-
I knew her mom really well. Michelle's dad was a loser with a capitol 'L' and mommy ran off and married him without her family's approval. She divorced after she had her girls and married a guy who seemed very nice the few times I met him. The thing is....Michelle and her sisters don't talk to mom. Ever. Not even at family gatherings. They hate step-daddy and the whispers around the neighborhood are not nice. In fact, none of Michelle's other family members really speak to mom and these people are good people. Big Catholics. There are a lot of them! So the daddy thing is probably why Michelle is searching for attention. I really doubt this marriage will go down when it's all said and done because she has a very tight family who she respects. (And her uncle's are big, big dudes. Tommy probably hasn't met them,)

When I first heard about Tommy and Michelle I emailed my friend the website I found on this thread warning women not to date the toad. She's pretty tight-lipped about it other than to confirm the engagement.

Just thought I would jump in and share this. Don't go thinking I like you or anything!

[surfing_texan]

OK, so I secretly read this thread when I'm bored. You got me.

Just a couple of things I know about Michelle-
I knew her mom really well. Michelle's dad was a loser with a capitol 'L' and mommy ran off and married him without her family's approval. She divorced after she had her girls and married a guy who seemed very nice the few times I met him. The thing is....Michelle and her sisters don't talk to mom. Ever. Not even at family gatherings. They hate step-daddy and the whispers around the neighborhood are not nice. In fact, none of Michelle's other family members really speak to mom and these people are good people. Big Catholics. There are a lot of them! So the daddy thing is probably why Michelle is searching for attention. I really doubt this marriage will go down when it's all said and done because she has a very tight family who she respects. (And her uncle's are big, big dudes. Tommy probably hasn't met them,)

When I first heard about Tommy and Michelle I emailed my friend the website I found on this thread warning women not to date the toad. She's pretty tight-lipped about it other than to confirm the engagement.

Just thought I would jump in and share this. Don't go thinking I like you or anything!

You know her mom really well, but a few weeks ago this is what you said:

sorry, that's not Michelle...or at least I'm pretty sure of it since I saw her last year at a wedding and I doubt she changed that much OR had a baby.

Oh crap..you guys dragged me back in with your 'oh so hilarious' comments and my obvious taste for car crash looky-loos. Like I don't have anything better to do other than being the elitist, double posting, NPR-listening, gay-lover. Damn my perfect life!(Twitch.) (Oh yes. I love the French and I've been to Italy. Carry on.)

and it was indeed Michelle and her baby Evie...if you know her mom so well, and they're all really close, I'd think you would know what she looks like, and how many kids she has. Right? I'm just a little confused now that all these people are claiming to know Michelle, or know people who know her somehow.

[Trixie]

:winkie: I do not quote treblid (backwards spelling), I did not vote for Tumwads hair photo (fear of him id my ip). I am so sorry I haven't been able to listen and post, as I've been in training the first week of Sept.

I do enjoy the posts and discussion these days.

Yours Truly,

Trixie

[SDReadhead]

Good lord. Tommy breaks a sweat every time her wraps his herpes-infected mouth around a juicy carne asada burrito, and gets sweaty armpits whenever he stretches for the bag of Cheetos!

He is such a fake, horizonatally and vertically challenged orb - the product of a romp between Papa Smurf and a hot Umpa Lumpa chick. :wavey2:
:drums: :guitar: :sing: :fro: The entire band salutes that hilarity.

[SDReadhead]

:woohoo: I did it, I did it!!! I blocked the freakish troll. Now I pity the fool who quotes that idiot who is laughing at the expense of all on this board who get frustrated with it's buzzing. Here is what will happen to those who quote the freak -- :bash:

[Jammie J.]

Star Dirt phone line is 619-917-DIRT

DeeTroit posted earlier today that the number on DaveCain's new website (619-723-1981) is a cell phone number registered in Fallbrook.


619 is an area code for central San Diego, cell phone or not.

The prefixes 723, 728 & 731 are for Fallbrook, but they have to be paired with the area code of 760. I know this because I used to live in Fallbrook.

:gle:

[Wabbitsd]

Got a couple of Class A detail debunk the misinformation folks cruisin the scene today...thanks for your attention to detail, and thank god the band stopped by, I'd been missin them somethin turrible.:wavey2:


Hey, wasn't EmpressJ supposed to be organizing my fan club? What the dickens is taking so long? sadsadsad...send in the elves!

[mamasterls]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8960/trollspraymg9.gif

You are awesome! I love the improved version.

[shello]

EmpressJ said:

Just a couple of things I know about Michelle-

I knew her mom really well. Michelle's dad was a loser with a capitol 'L' and mommy ran off and married him without her family's approval. She divorced after she had her girls and married a guy who seemed very nice the few times I met him. The thing is....Michelle and her sisters don't talk to mom. Ever. Not even at family gatherings. They hate step-daddy and the whispers around the neighborhood are not nice. In fact, none of Michelle's other family members really speak to mom and these people are good people. Big Catholics. There are a lot of them! So the daddy thing is probably why Michelle is searching for attention. I really doubt this marriage will go down when it's all said and done because she has a very tight family who she respects.

A lot was said here. Like family gatherings and no one talks to mom and they hate step-dad who you say seems nice. What's the point of having a family gathering if this is the atmosphere? Also, who is mad at Moochelle and her choices in men if they all don't talk and hate each other?

And these are really good people, you say. What does being Catholic have to do with anything? None of this adds up.

[gossipgurl]

OK, so I secretly read this thread when I'm bored. You got me.

Just a couple of things I know about Michelle-
I knew her mom really well. Michelle's dad was a loser with a capitol 'L' and mommy ran off and married him without her family's approval. She divorced after she had her girls and married a guy who seemed very nice the few times I met him. The thing is....Michelle and her sisters don't talk to mom. Ever. Not even at family gatherings. They hate step-daddy and the whispers around the neighborhood are not nice. In fact, none of Michelle's other family members really speak to mom and these people are good people. Big Catholics. There are a lot of them! So the daddy thing is probably why Michelle is searching for attention. I really doubt this marriage will go down when it's all said and done because she has a very tight family who she respects. (And her uncle's are big, big dudes. Tommy probably hasn't met them,)

When I first heard about Tommy and Michelle I emailed my friend the website I found on this thread warning women not to date the toad. She's pretty tight-lipped about it other than to confirm the engagement.

Just thought I would jump in and share this. Don't go thinking I like you or anything!


This is also true according to my friend. Michelle hasn't spoken to her mother in years--her aunts and grandmother are the one she goes to for advice and looks up to. Apparently, the family is really, really big--I think Michelle has something like five aunts and she has five sisters (can't remember the exact #). The whole daddy dissin, jerky husband thing adds up to her looking for love even if it is from another jerk who makes her feel good at the moment.

[Trixie]

Meanwhile, I just tried to view the Detrows SmugMug webpage and it is now password protected. Guess we won't have any fun with those images anymore.

Back to your regular program, as you were.

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED DILBERT

The Jeff and Jer web cam idea is a great idea. Who could have thought of such an original idea?!

Gee, nobody would have any idea what they do if they didn't show it on a webcam. Imagine, non-stop-hilarity watching a soon-to-be-divorced-skank-drug-addict, living with a fat-soon-to-be-married-to-a-skank-alcoholic!! Radio hilarity!!
That will be way cool to see Little Tommy's house filled with little snaggle-tooth, brats dropping in two or three days a week.

I think this will be fun -- kind of like the fun I have off-setting Danelle's parenting by adding my own version of "give- the-spoiled-skank-wanna-be-kids-everything-they-want-so-they-still-love-the-dad-toad."

It will help generate traffic for the web site,(not that I am into that kind of information, since I am a simple listener like all you guys), and that in turn will help get more listeners to the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram (cause I only like to see if we have more input on this thread).

And the more listeners the better the Arbitrons and we might see the TSL numbers go up too. (Not that I care about radio listener sh*t....cause I am only a simple opinion on this thread like all of you cool people. It's all good. Hey! Don't you think Jeff and Jer would think it's really cool if I could drop some radio "lingo" and act like I'm part of their showgram?)

Cause, I think I can pull it off! I think I can pretend to be part of the Showgram but still be hip and connected with all of you cool people writing on this thread! Let's all try to fool the writers on the thread and see if they get that I'm pretending to be a part of things! This is bithchin'!!!!!

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED BY DILBERT AT 10:13 AM

Gosh, time flies when you are having fun. I hope you heard the DSC show today. Those guys are FUNNY!!!

And, The Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram is over for another day.

Gee, wasn't that funny when Jerry said how he was in a gas station, getting gas, and another dude there ate a whole thing of pringles and drank 2 red bulls for breakfast? How funny is it when Jerry finds out what people eat? Man, that is a comedy bit for the ages, "let's see what people eat"

Gosh, imagine taking that in every day -- what people eat. Every day we can see what people eat -- and every day we can laugh at it cause people eat funny stuff! Jerry said the guy has that for breakfast every day -- that Jerry, he wakes up early so he can capture true comedy bits like "what people eat!"

That was a nice segment of junior listeners calling in to say what they have for breakfast. Nothing is funnier than hearing what 12-year-olds have for breakfast! How about the kid who had a snickers bar?! I bet the showgram's TSL went up 12%!

Holy Toledo, wasn't that funny when Jeff said they were in San Francisco and he was asking somebody about the "Peanuts museum" that they have for Charlie Brown and Snoopy and those guys, and the guy thought Jeff was asking about a different type of museum altogether? The guy thought he said a "penis" museum!!!!

Gosh how funny when certain words can sound like other words and people get a different meaning altogether about what you are talking about. Imagine...penis instead of peanuts! I bet Jeff spent hours working up that bit! He is so talented! To think, he spends his whole life at church and still has time to notice how peanuts sounds like penis? He is a very perceptive Christian!

Well, we know that whatever tomorrow brings, we will get some laughs by tuning to Star 94.1 and the Jeff and Jer Showgram. Boy, I wish I had a job like those cool dudes! Imagine working for a radio station?! I bet you could get off of work at 10:00 A.M. and STILL have time to write a blog entry by 10:13 A.M. That would be a cool hypothetical situation!

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by DILBERT

Laura needs a good C.P.A. type person to sort through all her money matters. She needs to handle money better because she has good income but spends money when she shouldn't. Like, when she was married, she'd spend money on drugs and alcohol when her family needed food and clothing.

But then she has a soft spot for the kids when they want treats so she has to do it for them. Like when her kids want dinner, she has a soft spot to give them video games and Gummi bears -- cause she loves her kids so much! Laura's a great absentee mom!

Laura's heart is in the right place where everything with her kids is concerned. She realizes she can get alot more alimony and child-support if she can remain a "victim" in this divorce episode. Hopefully the divorce thing will result in the better visiting for the kids and she can see the kids more. Cause the kids are becoming too "normal" and pulling away from their "momma-needs-a-few-more-minutes-to-sleep-babies-see-if-the-two-gay-guys-can-watch-you-while-momma-posts-a-recovery-wink-or-two" life-style.

Laura will move on with her life and Little Tommy has been a great friend to Laura cause I said ...err --cause she said so.

But now he's saying he wishes she didn't move out so who knows what's up with that. Cause he has been having fat-slapping sex with the Moo-girl knowing Laura can watch the kids on the skate-board-trampoline.

But then Laura feels bad to have the good bedroom at the house, (the one with the clean sheets) and it's Tommy's house for Pete's sake, so how can a house guest keep the bedroom and leave Tommy and Michelle out on the couch (where their fat-slapping sex leaves a dull-sheen over all the other furniture in the room.)

But everything will work out when Laura gets back on her own 2 feet (after she soaks Davecain for everything he has since he left her alone to pursue his selfish "normal-life-without-a-drug-addict-skank-bleach-blond-wish-I-was-still-16-cause-I'm-all-about-People-Star-and-Us-magazines-cause-I-have-to-pretend-my-dirt-bit-is-original-even-though-it's-on-every-other-radio-show-in-America" lifestyle.

And then, after the Amazon-woman freak finally stops mooching off her co-worker, Tommy and Michelle will move forward too, to a life of fat-slappin sex and "HEY! What the hell are we doin' raising kids who may end up like us cause that would be a burden on the rest of society life-style"

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED By DILBERT

Well if you want a few laughs to make your day brighter there's no better place to listen than the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. Unless you listen to 101.5....or 97.3....or 103.7....0r 101.1.....0r 100.7....or 640AM....or you CD player....or your IPod....or talk radio....or the Christian station.....or 1090AM....or 570AM.....or anything on the radio between 540 Am and 1600AM

Can somebody name other web sites where people talk about Jeff and Jer? Other than Newlyweds.com where this entry was submitted by Michelle: "I just feel for her kids and her for being away from them for that long. That would be the most difficult thing as a Mom that I can imagine.

Dave filed for Legal Separation. I don't know if this means he/they are open to reconciliation should she prove that she's committed to sobriety. I hope so.

No clue what her addictions were. I wonder why she's being vague about that aspect of it.

Michelle"

Gosh, who knew Jeff and Jer would get most of their publicity this year from their drug & alcohol-addicted employee-of-the-year? If that doesn't make your day brighter -- what else can?!

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, as usual, Jake...

[Texasgirl]

Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh!

"Tommytube" - Just reading the word fired off a horrible visual which has scarred my brain.

To Dannell, Dave, and other exes, call your lawyer and file to prevent your kids from appearing on the webcam for even one second. Who else are they going to show after fifteen minutes of FH and LBM?

[Transplant]

Ahhhh...I don't hear LBM on the air this morning. some days are just better than others!

[Transplant]

Damn! She must of just been late because I just heard her nasty/nasally voice!

[EmpressJ]

I wrote that I 'knew her mom' as in used to know her, as in years ago.

I did go to the wedding-the baby was not there. Michelle and her sisters where on one side of the room and mom was on the other. I had a little more class than to ask. "Hey mom, so how come your daughters won't talk to you and what's up with the step-dad rumors?" I'm just sayin'.

I am long-time friends with one of Michelle's other relatives.

The part about being Catholic is that they all go to church- every freaking week so I was trying to figure out how Tommy was going to fit in. I knew he went to Jeff's church occasionally but that one isn't Catholic. And besides, you have to go through the church classes to get married in the church and so I don't see that happening.

Sheesh, you guys are a tough crowd! Try and give you a little bit of info and look out!

[YoungAmerican]

Ok, please, somebody bring me a barf bag. I was just subjected to FH's speel about LBM and her 6 months sober. Stupid Jerry's first remark "Let's have a toast".

[Transplant]

FH's 7 am blog from this morning....

Thursday September 6, 2007 7:30am: Well, I got a lot of funny emails from YOU about my butterfly escapade yesterday. I was just trying to catch them, I wasn't running around the canyon with a net or anything lame like that. GEEZ! :)

I think I'm kind of getting used to my hair. It's so short. The other day, I was thinking to myself that this haircut made me look chubby, then I realized I AM CHUBBY. This is the haircut to have if you are working out because it does feel good in the heat and if I look okay in this haircut as in NOT CHUBBY, then that will be cool. I guess at times I used to HIDE behind my hair. I guess I would give "height" to my hair to look less fat. I really can't believe I'm writing this. So, yes I am getting used to this hair, but I do feel it SHOWCASES my "fat face", but you know what? I'm in the best shape of my life, although I still need to lose a few. FUNNY STORY: Last night, Michelle left my house and we were going to meet at her house, she was a few minutes ahead of me. I leave 10 minutes later and I pull into a McDonald's by North County Fair and the car ahead of me is Michelle. Awww, she is my soulmate!

Working out: I think I'm going to email the regular walkers today and see if they want to do Penasquitos Canyon later on. I think I can do it around 5pm today. Yesterday, I took Michelle in the canyon and it was a great walk and there's so much out there. Penasquitos Canyon is a great place to train for the 3 day and to get in shape. Maybe after the walk, IF we do it, we can all lift weights at my house.

THE KIDS: I miss them. I did the track last night so I didn't see them because I was at the station's little party and saw Super Diamond. I did get 4 tickets to the Charger game so I will take both Eddie and Vanessa and either Michelle if she can break away from the BIZARRE or one of the kids friends. Yes, I know I am spelling BIZARRE wrong!

Today is 6 months from starting to workout and 6 months Laura is SOBER! So, today is kind of like a HOLIDAY and it's time to reflect and celebrate by working out and NOT partying!

6 months is tough! I am so proud of Laura!

Hey, it's 8am and I need to read a little letter to Laura about her SOBRIETY!

I will write back soon!

COMING SOON TOMMYTUBE!

[Wabbitsd]

"I had a little more class than to ask. "Hey mom, so how come your daughters won't talk to you and what's up with the step-dad rumors?"

empressj, baby, c'mon. If you want to continue to post here, you gotta do better than that. Sure, it would be classless to ask the Mom directly, of course, but you gotta find a way to start pourin the drinks and THEN start encouraging the flow of info...

and Tommy was probably brought up semi-Catholic...so he could fake right in. If he wants to pretend he never had a birthday cake with candles and all that, maybe he can fake out that Rosa was a good Catholic Mom and got him to church every week. It kinda doesn't sound like it, though...sounds like there was constant pandemonium going on at all times, and she was getting to Bingo games and then the casinos as soon as they opened up around here.

Now that I have changed the subject, I kinda wonder what all those older sisters were doing as Cousin IT was growing up...were they just off gangsta leanin' or what? And they are such a close family, eh?

Another random thought. It's not exactly my fault, it's that picture of Cousin It sans the hair that was posted not once, but twice...

I made the mistake one year at the Del Mar Fair of going to the infield where the police and sherrifs dept. have their booth..and they had that...that DATABASE!!!! You know the one of which I speak....the Megan's Law one...well. I made the mistake of sitting down and looking through it. the first thing that struck me was how the guys on the database all kinda looked like they were related to each other..can't explain it, but there is a "look."

Then, walking around the Fair, darn if 80% of the guys running the rides and about 70% of the guys just walking around the Midway area....didn't look like I had just seen their faces.

And now, thanks to you folks who posted that photo not once, but two times....I now keep wondering if that same face wasn't on the database as well... He does have that "look."

ick. I bet he looks just like his little loser of a father, too.

[Transplant]

has anyone seen her outfit of the week? I can't upload it to a decent size

[YoungAmerican]

Another total mess of an outfit!

[Layla]

No adult woman should be wearing tights under a dress or skirt IMO. She is not 17. Well, at least not physically! :shake:

[Transplant]

without having to dig through 228 pages, does anyone remember Tommy's address in PQ

[Transplant]

On their website....Laura is hosting an event for Stepping Stone September 8th!
To get tickets to "Laughing Out Loud" click here to go to the Stepping Stone website or call (619) 278-0777.
"

Under the events tab is an event they're having this Saturday and it lists the emcee as LAURA CAIN "THE SKIRT WITH THE DIRT"

boy could Jake have fun with that title!

Please grace us with your ever so delicious wisdom Jake'ster

[newgal]

Her outfit this week is horrendous! Did she look in the mirror before she left the house? Oh wait - Tummy probably doesn't have any full length mirrors so he can avoid seeing his fat self. Although she could have just looked at the mirror that I am sure he has mounted on the ceiling, you know he probably has one!!

[pax]

Except for the earrings, I actually think her outfit is cute.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Although she could have just looked at the mirror that I am sure he has mounted on the ceiling, you know he probably has one!!

Bwah-ha! You just made me snort coffee!!! And you're probably right about the mirror....

[loriraesd]

Except for the earrings, I actually think her outfit is cute.

You can't be serious........no style sense - HIDEOUS! :dead:

[pax]

I do have a funky style of my own and I appreciate it in others! :)

[listener13]

Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh!

"Tommytube" - Just reading the word fired off a horrible visual which has scarred my brain.



They should probably call it "TommyTub" - oh wait, he starts his diet tomorrow....

[11ListenerNot]

I'm sure you've all seen Laura's 73 cent outfit of the week. The dress is cute and she ruins it by wearing capri pants under the dress. That's wrong....

[listener13]

without having to dig through 228 pages, does anyone remember Tommy's address in PQ

12114 Salix Way

[Transplant]

Laura's Diary, September 6th, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007 at 1:17pm

Dear Diary,

Today's a big day for me. Six months clean and sober. Seems longer than that, but as they say, "one day at a time." I asked Tommy if he'd go to a meeting with me tonight so he can give it to me…the token, my six month token.
I never thought I'd be so excited about getting a plastic poker chip thingy for being sober, but I am. I'm very excited and proud of myself. I don't think I've ever said that about myself.

Last night, I walked in a little late to a meeting in Hillcrest to discover that I was the only chick in the place. I was scared because I thought it was only a "dude" meeting, but it wasn't. I love my Hillcrest meetings. I always get a lot out of them. And, they are always so entertaining. One of the guys who shared last night said that he meditates a lot, which brings him closer to God. He said that if you sit up straight with your spine in a straight line, your body acts like an antenna to your higher power. You pick up things from "out there." I bought into it big-time.

Before my meeting, I had a really good session with Phillip. That sounds kinky, huh? I meant to say, I had a really great lesson, dance lesson, dance practice with Phillip. I really think we have our routine nailed. We worked on certain parts of the dance, then, at the end of the lesson, we put it all together. I couldn’t believe how out of breath I was after doing the whole thing straight through. I'm getting a little nervous because the big night is a week from Saturday!

Oh, I think I forgot to tell you that I found my Cha-Cha dress. I was really stressed about this part of the show because I thought I'd have to spend a butt-load on some flashy thing, but noooooooo….

Check it out…I found a red, flowy, sexy, halter dress at Ross…..for $9.99!

I'm VERY proud of myself now.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[Transplant]

thanks L13!

[Dilbert-1985]

Come on guys, cut Laura a break. She's a very pretty girl and she has pretty outfits. The point of the $73.00 outfit is to show how a girl can dress nice on a budget. Laura is not a runaway model like the models who do that for a living, and you should not expect her to be like that. She's trying to show that you can be on a budget and dress nice.

Gosh, today's Showgram was touching with Little Tommy's tribute to Laura and being sober. It's now exactly 6 months since Laura decided to take the 1st baby step towards soberiety. It's now six long months later and she's still at it. She's going through a lot with Dave and the kids and everything. So if everybody can just cut her a break it will be better that way.
She's going through a lot in life but still goes to work everyday and functions normally every day.

And Little Tommy has been a good friend to Laura and wants to go to the meetings and help her. Isn't that nice of Little Tommy to be so helpful to another person? Laura didn't have a place to live when she came back from rehab so Tommy was there .Tommy went to visit her in rehab but we didn't know it at the time. They have grown close so that they can help each other. Laura's taking it one day at a time.

[11ListenerNot]

I made the mistake one year at the Del Mar Fair of going to the infield where the police and sherrifs dept. have their booth..and they had that...that DATABASE!!!! You know the one of which I speak....the Megan's Law one...well. I made the mistake of sitting down and looking through it. the first thing that struck me was how the guys on the database all kinda looked like they were related to each other..can't explain it, but there is a "look."

Then, walking around the Fair, darn if 80% of the guys running the rides and about 70% of the guys just walking around the Midway area....didn't look like I had just seen their faces.

----------------------------------------------------------------
And remember that he considered allowing Vanessa to go with her friend unaccompanied?? Yikes

[SDchick]

I LOVE her dress! Maybe she specifically can't pull it off, but the dress is way cute. Now, the leggings were a horrible choice, I agree. The way to wear that outfit would have been to wear dark denimn bermudas, I mean, those just at the knee pants, has anyone seen those? They make a too-short-for-your-age/bodytype dress look just right.

And I'm still wondering if anyone out here has any inside info on Dave's personal life? I want him dating a lady, not a tramp!

[11ListenerNot]

Although she could have just looked at the mirror that I am sure he has mounted on the ceiling, you know he probably has one!!
------------------------------------------------------------
We have listed so many funny perversions about FH that we could write a book. Better yet, Jerry's top 10 FH perversions!

Hee Hee

[feefifofum]

The outfit is gross.

[newgal]

the sad part of all these postings is that most of them are probably right on the mark without any of us knowing him personally. FH may be a nice guy but with all the information that we have (given to us directly by him) and his history (mostly given by him) the chances that he is a nice guy are pretty slim. The way he throws his kids in the spotlight by telling us everything they are doing and everywhere they are going is so beyond irresponsible that I can't think of him in a positive light. With all the dangers out there for kids I would think that a person in a high profile job would do whatever they could to protect their kids privacy. something he so obviously does not do. I have a very high level of respect for celebrities (and no I don't consider FH a celebrity, just somebody in a high profile job) that keep their kids out of it. One that comes to mind is Jon Bon Jovi, you never see his kids pictures anywhere. That is admirable, and he is hot (just had to add that).

[boris85]

Another total mess of an outfit!
Thank God it's blurry, otherwise I'd throw up! Imagine it in HD!

[boris85]

Except for the earrings, I actually think her outfit is cute.
Are you in rehab?

On another note, I want to be cool like Laura Loser and say I've been to rehab. I crave to become a celebrity wannabe like her. If being in physical therapy counts as "rehab," sign me up! Yep, when I was in rehab back in the day, it was grueling. Lifting those weights, getting those massages. Ahhh! But I did it. I even got a plastic token.:bandit:

[boris85]

I LOVE her dress! Maybe she specifically can't pull it off, but the dress is way cute. Now, the leggings were a horrible choice, I agree. The way to wear that outfit would have been to wear dark denimn bermudas, I mean, those just at the knee pants, has anyone seen those? They make a too-short-for-your-age/bodytype dress look just right.

And I'm still wondering if anyone out here has any inside info on Dave's personal life? I want him dating a lady, not a tramp!

She hijacked ther dress from the circus! "Attention, attention, be on the look-out for a missing circus tent." If she were to cut those leggings off, it would be like in Christmas Vacation when Clark cut the ropes around the tree in the living room.:spock: Flesh everywhere!

[wonkatania]

WTF????

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3638/lauraoutfit090607tw5.jpg

[Dilbert-1985]

Well it sounds like Laura has learned her dancing routines well. She's got her life back together now and she will move forward. I think she will be in a position to meet somedody new. Unfortuately she will be lonely now that Tommy has somebody and she will move out soon. But she knows that Tommy only wants the best for her. It sounds like Laura is one of these people who have a hard time being alone. So she will really want to get out there and meet people, especially with the holidays coming up. She will want to have somebody especially if Dave Cain is moving on with his life. And if Dave has somebody she will feel pressured about having somebody also.

[listener13]

She hijacked ther dress from the circus! "Attention, attention, be on the look-out for a missing circus tent." If she were to cut those leggings off, it would be like in Christmas Vacation when Clark cut the ropes around the tree in the living room.:spock: Flesh everywhere!

Seriously, I thought the same thing! Looks like she got it from a dumpster outside of the Cirque du Soleil dressing rooms.

[boris85]

Seriously, I thought the same thing! Looks like she got it from a dumpster outside of the Cirque du Soleil dressing rooms.

Pam might be running around naked somewhere... Oh, bad vision!

[boris85]

I would pay money to see Tommy wrestle a panda bear. Just a thought I had. I've always been puzzled by the public's obsession with pandas at the zoo. I cou;d care less about Ming-twat-I-have-to-fart-bay-lo, or whatever the latest resident's name is. But wrestling, that would be quite interesting.:throw:

[Dilbert-1985]

It's sorta offenseive for people to say that Michelle isn't worth it or that Little Tommy could do better than be with Michelle. Only the 2 people together know for sure what goes on with 2 people. So please don't make all these judgements about people because you're not together with the 2 people. Same with Laura and Dave. Only they know the whole truth about what happened with those 2.
I wish everybody would get back to talking about what they like about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. What makes you laugh, what makes you talk to other people and say "can you believe those guys", just all the fun stuff about the Showgram. That's what it's all about.

[SanDiegan]

I've always been puzzled by the public's obsession with pandas at the zoo. I cou;d care less about Ming-twat-I-have-to-fart-bay-lo, or whatever the latest resident's name is.

It's only because pandas rarely breed in captivity, and they give birth to singles, not litters. So when a zoo does have a birth, everyone considers it a big deal. Having daily or weekly updates on the news about how much it weighs, etc... however, goes a little overboard.

[boris85]

It's only because pandas rarely breed in captivity, and they give birth to singles, not litters. So when a zoo does have a birth, everyone considers it a big deal. Having daily or weekly updates on the news about how much it weighs, etc... however, goes a little overboard.

Pandas scare me. I dislike them. Laura and Tommy scare me. I dislike them. Therefore, Laura and Tommy must be Pandas.

[SDchick]

She hijacked ther dress from the circus! "Attention, attention, be on the look-out for a missing circus tent." If she were to cut those leggings off, it would be like in Christmas Vacation when Clark cut the ropes around the tree in the living room.:spock: Flesh everywhere!

At first look, the dress looked like a few outfits I saw downtown a few weeks ago. Dresses are back, it seems, in a big way. I was in my usual "my butt looks good in these jeans" and cute top, but I felt like the world had gone dress-happy, and nobody bothered to tell me! So, if she were to be, say, 22, and had done a different choice of shoe maybe? No leggings! Maybe it would have been better.

And yes, the print looks too loud, but I'm telling you, in a nightclub, if she were younger and hotter, she'd be getting the men all night long.

[wonkatania]

The Circus is back in town!!!!

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4318/lauraoutfitclownho4.jpg

[listener13]

if she were younger and hotter, she'd be getting the men all night long.

Well, she's not......and, she's not......

Reading her blobs, it's obvious that she has traded up on addictions - before it was substance (and lotto scratchers), now it's shopping. Cousin It eluded to a change in the players for the showgram sometime in the future today on the spewgram - if she had to live like a normal person (on a normal person's salary), it's gonna drive her back to her best friend, Jack Daniels.

[listener13]

The Circus is back in town!!!!

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4318/lauraoutfitclownho4.jpg

Okay, I just spit Diet Pepsi up through my nose, and that's NOT pretty! Good thing I work from home!

[J&JSuck]

I have been reading this board for a while now - since the beginning of the year I guess, but it became an addition when LBM disappeared. Now I'm hooked on this board. I thought I was the only old time listener (Y95 days) who thinks the show completely stinks now. I have switched over to my ipod for the commute, but I do punish myself by listening while I'm getting ready in the morning. You'd think that would speed up the process, but it doesn't.

the J&J show is definitely not what it used to be. I used to laugh, not feel nauseous when the show was on. Did J&J actually renew their contract - or when is it up? It seems like every day somebody mentions that the spewgram will not go on forever...blah blah blah and the Jeff starts rambling over some sappy song. I think they are definitely priming everybody for the Tommy & Laura show - everyday a major part of the show revolves around one or both of them. Gross...

[loriraesd]

Wonk, you rock!.... and SDChick.... thanks for reassessing - HIDEOUS!!!

[boris85]

At first look, the dress looked like a few outfits I saw downtown a few weeks ago. Dresses are back, it seems, in a big way. I was in my usual "my butt looks good in these jeans" and cute top, but I felt like the world had gone dress-happy, and nobody bothered to tell me! So, if she were to be, say, 22, and had done a different choice of shoe maybe? No leggings! Maybe it would have been better.

And yes, the print looks too loud, but I'm telling you, in a nightclub, if she were younger and hotter, she'd be getting the men all night long.

Apparently they are back in a "big" way judging from the size of the one she's wearing... Put some springs on that thing and you've got a damn good trampoline.

[loriraesd]

J&JSuck... Jeff made a reference on the show this morning about how one day Jer will be gone and he'll be going forward on his own.... anybody else here this? Or was I dreaming again?

[loriraesd]

Wonkatania - I'm so intrigued... care to give any of us an education on how you graphically do what you do for this thread? Impressive work

[Wabbitsd]

wonk, that's an award winner for sure...LOL!

[Dilbert-1985]

Yes you heard right this morning. Jeff said how Jerry will leave someday and then he will have to get a new partner.

Nobody knows what their future holds. Somebody said their contract expired this month, so who knows what's up with that. They could continue with a new contract or maybe they will have a new contract. Maybe Jeff knows something we don't know, maybe Jerry doesn't want to go on for the longer term.

Little Tommy has droppped hints from time to time about changes to the Showgram so I think that there really could be changes yet to come.

[mel41099]

J&JSuck... Jeff made a reference on the show this morning about how one day Jer will be gone and he'll be going forward on his own.... anybody else here this? Or was I dreaming again?

I heard him say that yesterday, but he's mentioned that for years - that he has a gazillion kids to support and squandered away all his money on things like plastic bins at Target and other useless stuff, while Jerry was smart with his money.

And OMG, Wonkatania - I laughed out loud in my office when I saw that!!!! You are a Photoshop master :)

[mel41099]

I have a random question...what is gotapex anyhow? I came accross this thread months ago googling Laura Cain, but what is the purpose of the rest of the site??

[boris85]

I have a random question...what is gotapex anyhow? I came accross this thread months ago googling Laura Cain, but what is the purpose of the rest of the site??

It's a forum for people who hate pandas.

[SDchick]

I hate that I'm having to ask a question that probably everyone else on here already knows, but here goes...

1. Does the dept. (of whatever) give Laura the $73 each week?
2. Does she get to keep everything she buys???

I assumed that they gave her the money, and if that's the case, then shopping for an outfit a week should be plenty for her to satisfy her new addiction (though I don't think it's new, she always seemed to talk about shopping.)

I also think if she gets $ from the show, she must spend it on different things, and then pull **** out of her closet and buy only one new thing (I noticed she'll "rock a hat" that she bought years ago, and jewelry that ex-friend Cree had given her, etc... so what does she do with the left-over money?)

[11ListenerNot]

I'm sure the station provides the money for her outfits, especially since she never seems to have any money (remember the yogurt incident)!

I hope she hears enough criticizm each week from those sloppy outfits and burns them at the stake after one wear.

Wonk, that was the funniest picture you've done yet!!

[Wabbitsd]

If you are a new poster here, may we suggest you just explore the "IGNORE" feature for Dilbert 1985.

[shello]

Golly, those Jeff & Jer dudes are a hoot aren't they? The way they share intimate details of their amazing+exciting lives is so neat, neat, neat. Wouldn't you love to be them...or one of their many wives?

And by George, I am happy that Tommy found Michelle to love. (Well maybe she purposefully did climb that mtn to meet Tommy as she seems to go from psuedo-celeb to pseudo-celeb.)But garsh, everyone needs love. She does seem like s special gal who has a lot of love to give and has given it quite often too.

Holy heck, you can't fault Laura with shopping, now can you? She is a good shopper and a great bargain hunter. Neat, neat, neat. She is to be admired and worshipped for fixing herself. And for the love of Pete, why should she be alone. She will find someone new right away...that's a good thing isn't it? She suffererd through rehab, had lost the kids, and seen her marriage trouble...so she really deserves a prince charming to come her way.

Oh my heck, I almost forgot. I just love Jeff & Jer that I am blue,blue,blue on Sat and Sun when they are off. Dad gummit.

[Wabbitsd]

mel, I think it is a site that collects retail info and allows posters to exchange info...a lot of people may have come here after going to a site called FAT WALLET where codes for many of these points programs were published. FAT WALLET took a lot of heat from the stations, and decided to close out that option. Someone found this site and migrated a lot of the points programs websites here.

This particular forum was an offshoot of the points program site, where happy with star posters collected and shared codes...we broke off to a separate site (this next comment is specifically for Dimwit) because the majority of the posters didn't appreciate our comments...so, Dignabit, you should go to the regular 94.1 site and post with your clones there.

mel, does that answer your question? sorry for the sidetrack there.

[Wabbitsd]

Hey, someone ought to write to Laura and suggest she start writing a weekly feature "How to scam free stuff" so she can continue living off of someone...anyone...and everyone somehow, someway. And she could teach her children helpful tips, like "Charlie, no, I'm not going to pack a lunch for you today. Talk to Uncle Tommy about bullying some of the younger kids into giving you their lunch money!"

[listener13]

Dickbert is from the showgram - and it's "golly gee willikers" bullcrap should be ignored.

[SadSadSad]

It's a forum for people who hate pandas.

Between this and Wonk's picture I'm seriously going to pee my pants. Did I remember my Depends today? Awww...dammit@!

[listener13]

Hey, someone ought to write to Laura and suggest she start writing a weekly feature "How to scam free stuff" so she can continue living off of someone...anyone...and everyone somehow, someway. And she could teach her children helpful tips, like "Charlie, no, I'm not going to pack a lunch for you today. Talk to Uncle Tommy about bullying some of the younger kids into giving you their lunch money!"

....well, apparently Junior Seau and Michael Tuck are back on the market - maybe she could move in with one of them.

[yourmama]

I LOVE her dress! Maybe she specifically can't pull it off, but the dress is way cute. Now, the leggings were a horrible choice, I agree. The way to wear that outfit would have been to wear dark denimn bermudas, I mean, those just at the knee pants, has anyone seen those? They make a too-short-for-your-age/bodytype dress look just right.

And I'm still wondering if anyone out here has any inside info on Dave's personal life? I want him dating a lady, not a tramp!
could anyone copy and paste LBM outfit of the week?
i cannot access at work, and i cannot open links......thanks

[listener13]

it was posted earlier - here's the link:
http://www.gotapex.com/1205502-post6847.html

[mel41099]

1. Does the dept. (of whatever) give Laura the $73 each week?
2. Does she get to keep everything she buys???


I always wondered that as well. Sure do wish my job gave me $73 a week to blow on clothes! It's close to $4K a year, and she probably is not taxed on it, either.

Wabbit - thanks for the explanation, I figured it was coupon codes or something of that nature.

Funny how this board picks up in the afternoons...all a little bored in our offices are we?? :thud: :boring:

[Wabbitsd]

yourmama...seriously, it has been posted...look back, you will be glad you did. One of our helpful posters had a few, well...improvements....you won't be sorry.

"It's close to $4K a year, and she probably is not taxed on it, either."

Someone could be very helpful and drop a note to that effect to the local, friendly, IRS office...someone should be paying taxes on that, if not Laura as income, why, it would be considered a taxable "perk," wouldn't it?

Do we have a certified IRS Agent in the house? We have an ace detective, why not a certified IRS Agent?

[MissThany]

1. Does the dept. (of whatever) give Laura the $73 each week?
2. Does she get to keep everything she buys???


My friend was the gal they brought in earlier this year (February I think) to do their own $73 Outfit and they reimbursed her for what she paid. I can only imagine it is the same for LBM.

[wonkatania]

I would pay money to see Tommy wrestle a panda bear. I cou;d care less about Ming-twat-I-have-to-fart-bay-lo, or whatever the latest resident's name is. But wrestling, that would be quite interesting.:throw:

Best I Could Do in such short notice. Enjoy:

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2176/tommypandaso2.gif

[listener13]

Wonk:
Brilliant! Too bad he couldn't get mauled too - but that will happen in my dreams tonight.

[yourmama]

[QUOTE=Wabbitsd]yourmama...seriously, it has been posted...look back, you will be glad you did. One of our helpful posters had a few, well...improvements....you won't be sorry.

sorry everyone, i skipped an entire page!
LBM only has taste--in her mouth

[iamsheens]

it was posted earlier - here's the link:
http://www.gotapex.com/1205502-post6847.html

im so mad I still cant see the outfit of the week....hopefully i remember once I get off work to look when I get home.

Anyways I think the show should just have listeners do the 73.00 outfit of the week, Im sure the listeners have better taste then Laura...well I guess thats questionable since they listen to the show....

And I think I much rather see TOmmy wrestle a polar bear...that might be more amusing

[Wabbitsd]

a new bit for the show:

"What should Tommy wrestle?" each week someone could call and select a random member of the animal kingdom for Fathead to wrestle...and then, he could go out just like that guy Andy whatshisname...the guy who was on Taxi...who was a short little wierdo, too.

[11th Reader]

The part about being Catholic is that they all go to church- every freaking week so I was trying to figure out how Tommy was going to fit in. I knew he went to Jeff's church occasionally but that one isn't Catholic. And besides, you have to go through the church classes to get married in the church and so I don't see that happening.

I bet this is why he keeps blogging about wanting to go to church and how God and the statutes of the Virgin Mary are surrounding him and how he's been feeling the spiritual presence...in case Moochelle and her family are reading his blog. Ahhh, he's not only lying to himself, but he's already begun to lie to the in-laws.

[listener13]

I bet this is why he keeps blogging about wanting to go to church and how God and the statutes of the Virgin Mary are surrounding him and how he's been feeling the spiritual presence...in case Moochelle and her family are reading his blog. Ahhh, he's not only lying to himself, but he's already begun to lie to the in-laws.

Not to get too overly spiritual....he's lying to entities more important than himself and his in-laws - there are higher powers who, and he'll probably object, are a WAY bigger deal than he is.

Sounds like Jer is going to get on the little yellow bus to Crankyland and will be leaving the show sooner rather than later. I think we should let the countries of Italy and France know - they always breathe a sigh of relief when he takes his jerky pomposity (and oddly-dressed clown-faced wife) off their soil.

[YoungAmerican]

I am having a really bad day today (plumbing disaster at home, insurance says they won't cover it :cry:) but all it took was a look at Wonks picture of LBM and I had to laugh thru my tears. Thanks Wonk, I really needed that!

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by DILBERT 1985

Well it sounds like Laura has learned her dancing routines well. Because dance is an art form that is best judged by listening to the dancers -- and she sounds like she is learning fast!

She's got her life back together now and she will move forward. Three months of forced sobriety and three months of no adult responsibilities certainly helps a person get it back together. Tonight we ...er, she goes to pick up a chip.

I bet Charlie is excited to see the chip!

I think she will be in a position to meet somedody new. On her back is probably not a recommended position, but I'm certain in her recovered state she can find a new prone position.

Unfortunately she will be lonely now that Tommy has somebody and she will move out soon. She used to be lonely cause she lost her husband and only sees her kids occasionally, but Tommy has replaced all those other things she really doesn't need.

But she knows that Tommy only wants the best for her. And her moving out is best for him..er,..her.

It sounds like Laura is one of these people who have a hard time being alone. Maybe that's why dancing is so good for her. Dancing mneans you never have to be alone (as long as you have a partner). So she will really want to get out there and meet people, especially with the holidays coming up. No one wants to be alone on Rosh Hashanah, Halloween and Veteran's Day.

She will want to have somebody especially if Dave Cain is moving on with his life. And if Dave has somebody she will feel pressured about having somebody also. Finding someone to be with is important if you want to win the "My life is better without you" contest that all of the Jeff and Jer Showgram stars play.

[insightbyjake]

Pandas scare me. I dislike them. Laura and Tommy scare me. I dislike them. Therefore, Laura and Tommy must be Pandas.

Your Alice in Wonderland syllogism was hilarious Boris. ("Serpants eat eggs....you must be a serpent")

[insightbyjake]

Laura's Diary, September 6th, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007 at 1:17pm

Dear Diary,

Last night, I walked in a little late to a meeting in Hillcrest to discover that I was the only chick in the place. I was scared because I thought it was only a "dude" meeting, but it wasn't.

I'm not 100% sure, but....I don't think there are ever any "dude" meetings in Hillcrest....


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by Dilbert-1985

It's sorta offensive for people to say that Michelle isn't worth it or that Little Tommy could do better than be with Michelle. Only the 2 people together know for sure what goes on with 2 people. If Michelle isn't worth it, Tommy should be the one to realize she isn't worth it.

So please don't make all these judgements about people because you're not together with the 2 people. Only the people together with the other person are the people who can comment on the other people they are together with.

Same with Laura and Dave. Only they know the whole truth about what happened with those 2. The rest of us only know most of the truth and you can't know all of the truth when you only know most of the truth. And only sober, clear-thinking people know the whole truth so, only Dave knows the truth and Laura knows most of the truth about those 2.

I wish everybody would get back to talking about what they like about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. Jerry's original "top-ten" lists, Randy's laugh at every item on the top-ten, Jeff's insightful comments on marriage and family values, Laura's great mom stories, Tommy's funny, original Chula Vista references.....the things that make you laugh, what makes you talk to other people and say "can you believe those guys", just all the fun stuff about the Showgram. That's what it's all about. The drugs, drinking and divorces are only known by the people drinking, doing drugs and divorcing. The rest of you commenting on these things are sort of offensive.

[wonkatania]

It all makes sense now. Laura has found a new Job at Barnum & Bailey:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/821/laurabarnumbaileycv1.jpg

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by Dilbert-1985]

Come on guys, cut Laura a break. She's a very pretty girl and she has pretty outfits. Some people are hard to fit and she is one of those pretty people who are hard to dress. The point of the $73.00 outfit is to show how a girl can dress nice on a budget. It's hard to find really cute outfits on $292 a month. Try dressing nice on only a little money given to you at work.

Laura is not a runaway model like the models who do that for a living, she's a "stay-here" model and you should not expect her to be like that. She's trying to show that you can be on someone else's budget and dress nice.

Gosh, today's Showgram was touching with Little Tommy's tribute to Laura and being sober. It's now exactly 6 months since Laura and the court system decided to take the 1st baby step towards sobriety. It's now six long months later and she's still at it -- imagine doing something for six months!? Most people can't be that focused.

She's going through a lot with Dave and the kids and everything. So if everybody can just cut her a break it will be better that way. Otherwise, we'll have to do another 6-month tribute in March.

She's going through a lot in life but still goes to work everyday and functions normally every day. Very few people have that combination of difficulties: going through stuff + going to work + function normally every day.

And Little Tommy has been a good friend to Laura and wants to go to the meetings and help her. That way he can see what it's like to be an alcoholic from the outside. Isn't that nice of Little Tommy to be so helpful to another person? How many other people are willing to help their friends? Right -- not that many.

Laura didn't have a place to live when she came back from rehab so Tommy was there and offered one of his six bedrooms to her.

Tommy went to visit her in rehab but we didn't know it at the time cause they keep criminal addicts in lock-down. They have grown close so that they can help each other. Laura's taking it one day at a time because most of us don't live life one day at a time and that's what makes us messed up -- trying to live two days at the same time. You can't live Tuesday and Friday at the same time -- you have to live Tuesday OR Friday. That's why these meetings are so important because they teach people that drinking and drugs don't make it possible to live two or three days at a time!

[SDReadhead]

The Circus is back in town!!!!

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4318/lauraoutfitclownho4.jpg

I love you!!!! This is the funniest pic you've ever posted. Lordy, I'd email it to the J/J freakfest if Fat Tummy wouldn't track down my fingerprints from my monitor screen, run them through King Stahlman's data base, and then find out my true identity so that he and MamaRosa can prostrate themselves in front of their plastic statues of Jesus, Mary, and Paul McCartney on my behalf.

You Rule!

[SDReadhead]

Pam might be running around naked somewhere... Oh, bad vision!

Thanks Boris, now I'm gonna have to gouge my eyeballs out just in case!!!

[SDReadhead]

Jake, knock it off or I'm gonna have to do some high-kickin Irish dancing all over your arse!!! I was so happy that I blocked that freak of nature, and I get even more happy when I see the tiny little messages that he is blocked every time one of his stupid posts is up -- and then you go and print them. Is this my punishment because I don't look like Esmerelda? If so, I'll go call dr. bucko and fix myself up a bit. Cease fire, please.

[listener13]

Jake.....I'm not sure....but I think you scared Dickbert off! Or, maybe he's just off chasing butterflies. Either way, it sure is nice not seeing his ignored messages on my screen.

And Laura - Ringling Brothers called - they need their tent back, and they're pissed that you cut arm and neckholes in it.

[Conceptis]

Jake, knock it off or I'm gonna have to do some high-kickin Irish dancing all over your arse!!! I was so happy that I blocked that freak of nature, and I get even more happy when I see the tiny little messages that he is blocked every time one of his stupid posts is up -- and then you go and print them. Is this my punishment because I don't look like Esmerelda? If so, I'll go call dr. bucko and fix myself up a bit. Cease fire, please.

SDReadhead - Those are not Dils, Jake is doing his own. They are equally annoying.

[listener13]

Hey you guys, don't look now, but TommyTub is online - there's a clip up, but I don't get video, just audio (which is actually good, because I just ate dinner).

[listener13]

Oh no - I can get video now - Tommy has manboobs. And so does Laura.

I have a feeling that TommyTub is going to be shortlived when those two get a gander of themselves - they are so narcissistic.

[SDReadhead]

SDReadhead - Those are not Dils, Jake is doing his own. They are equally annoying.

OH NO!!!! Jake, I can't believe it! That is hilarious. I had no idea that you weren't pasting He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Named!!! Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa. But I don't know what to do, because I already called Dr. Bucko re: Maureen O'Hara total makeover. I hope he makes me young Maureen instead of 87-year-old Maureen.

My profound apologies to Jake. :shakehand

[Wabbitsd]

Dickberg probably is at the AAAAAA meeting (you know how they go over the top in Hillcrest...) with Lounge Lizard Laura.

SDR, oh thank god. I was getting skeered you had been sucked into the vortex of nothingness aka true followers of the limp laughing clown collection aka the spewgram crew...soon to be somewhat less of a presence, if we can only hope for the best.

[Wabbitsd]

what? They aren't at their meeting? This is got to be time delay. Why, you know they would go to the meeting, get the chip, go to a bar, pound down a few...and not get home til 10 pm

[listener13]

it's probably pre-recorded, just like the rest of the crap they're going to put up there - believe me, they are going to want to heavily control the content - it'll be edited and produced.

Seriously, it's like watching a freaking trainwreck.

[Conceptis]

Laura, get a clue. Either go natural on the hair color, or get it done more often.

[Transplant]

Oh no - I can get video now - Tommy has manboobs. And so does Laura.

I have a feeling that TommyTub is going to be shortlived when those two get a gander of themselves - they are so narcissistic.

You just had to mention that a promo clip was up...didn't you? UGH! FH is still fat and ugly to boot. He does look like a weeble! tee hee!

[cheekymonkey]

The Circus is back in town!!!!

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4318/lauraoutfitclownho4.jpg


Ok, I actually like your accessories much better!!

[iamsheens]

well now im pulling a dilbert because this topic is long over but I finally saw laura's outfit of the week, ugh hideous! Seriously did she blidnfold herself and just pick a random assortment of items to wear? i think a panda picking out her outfits would be a better idea then Laura continuing to do it....she has horrid taste!

[iamsheens]

love the pic cheekmonkey =)

[insightbyjake]

SDReadhead - Those are not Dils, Jake is doing his own. They are equally annoying.

I'm deeply insulted. Are you actually saying my posts are as annoying as Dilbert's? Wow -- what a vacuum.

I mock him. You understand the concept of "mock?" The "re-posts" are meant to a funny way to mock the effort of Tommy and the Showgram to infiltrate our thread.

He posts because people get mad. That's what he wants -- to interrupt the flow of the thread. He wants to see you post "Ignore that D*ckweed!!!"

People only treat you in a way that gets the response they seek. Change the response, and you neutralize their effort.

I don't get mad at Dilbert -- I mock his simple, patronizing attempt to be "part" of the thread. Dilbert is a tooth-less, pit-bull....the gnawing is annoying -- but harmless.

I welcome his intrusion -- because I do not respond -- I mock.

Ironic you post as "Conceptis," yet fail to get the "concept."

[surfing_texan]

Consider the source, Jake. Keep up the re-posts...I think they're clever, and funny.

[longtimereader]

I welcome his intrusion -- because I do not respond -- I mock.

Ironic you post as "Conceptis," yet fail to get the "concept."

Thanks for setting the record straight with Conceptis and anyone else who didn't get the concept of your "re-posts." I, for one, get a kick out of your translations.

Jake - you ROCK!:thumbup:

[wanky]

I'm deeply insulted. Are you actually saying my posts are as annoying as Dilbert's? Wow -- what a vacuum.

I mock him. You understand the concept of "mock?" The "re-posts" are meant to a funny way to mock the effort of Tommy and the Showgram to infiltrate our thread.

He posts because people get mad. That's what he wants -- to interrupt the flow of the thread. He wants to see you post "Ignore that D*ckweed!!!"

People only treat you in a way that gets the response they seek. Change the response, and you neutralize their effort.

I don't get mad at Dilbert -- I mock his simple, patronizing attempt to be "part" of the thread. Dilbert is a tooth-less, pit-bull....the gnawing is annoying -- but harmless.

I welcome his intrusion -- because I do not respond -- I mock.

Ironic you post as "Conceptis," yet fail to get the "concept."


Hey jake...I totally get your Dilbert reposts. I actually look forward to seeing them. Keep it up and maybe you will succeed in making him disappear forever. You are hilarious!

[LisaP]

It all makes sense now. Laura has found a new Job at Barnum & Bailey:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/821/laurabarnumbaileycv1.jpg

Omg [purposly not using caps], that is awesome!

[Wabbitsd]

Lisa, please, as I have annointed myself the arbitrary offended- by-caps-person--

if you must, you simply must. You have my blessings. Sometimes, you just have to resort to the ultimate in accolades...I can understand, and

Anyone know what time is teletubbytummy on the tube time? Is it 24 hrs a day.? that could be awful.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Anyone know what time is teletubbytummy on the tube time? Is it 24 hrs a day.? that could be awful.

I just sacrificed my eyes for the sake of this thread and watched the "preview" clip of Tommytub(e).

My thoughts:

Ick. He's still a chunk. I didn't realize that he was that...um...round.

He has NO artwork or decorations on his walls. Total lack of "home" vibes.

Bad camera work. Bad jokes. Bad singing.

It's my understanding that we will be treated to this "peek" into Tummy's and LBM's home one evening a week.

I'm sure that is going to be an evening that none of the kids are around - if Dannell and DaveCain are smart :)

[SDReadhead]

:stupid: Well, change this sign to read "I am stupid" -- because I didn't get the Jake posts. In my defense (I know, on a board with the high IQ's floating around on it like this one, there is no defense for stupidity) all I saw was the title "Repost Dilbert" and I figured it was a repost, because I've blocked that trolling Clear Channel employee, so I don't know what on earth he has posted and I didn't read it.

Bad SDReadHead ... to not read a Jake post through to the end. Bad me. But, I can still feel good about myself because 1) my kids ate a proper dinner not purchased at 7-11 with the change from my Lotto tickets, 2) my clothes did not come from scrap material left over from the Cirque, 3) I don't camp out in a flop house with a skate park in front, and 4) my kids wake up in the morning thinking about how to go about their day instead of trying to make me feel better about mine.

Wow, I've sunk mighty low. Comparing myself to LBM to make myself look good. Maybe next I can compare myself to Jeffrey Dahmer to make it seem like I'm a good cook, or Paris Hilton to make me seem smart.

Nighty night all.

[wanky]

I took a look at Tummytube as I couldn't resist watching a train wreck..I made one startling observation while there: J&J webpage is chock full of Laura and Tommy's crapola! Why it is still called Jeff and Jer is beyond me. I apologize if I'm pulling a "one who shan't be named" act, but something is definitely coming down the pike in regards to the make up of the show. If J&J retire in the near future and FH and LBM replace them, that would be the end of the world as we know it. I am hoping Clear Channel is not considering this move. They really need to look deeper into the lives of these two and think twice before any decision is made. This is just speculation on my part, mind you, but I am left feeling dumbfounded. :confused:

[insightbyjake]

Maybe I've failed to elucidate the attempt to mock...... Here's what you've blocked -- and here's what I've added:

RE-POSTED by Dilbert-1985:


Yes you heard right this morning. Jeff said how Jerry will leave someday and then he will have to get a new partner.

He's already had three partners, but understands how God blesses his efforts to be a Christian man who truly knows how to be a marriage partner for "better or worse."

Nobody knows what their future holds. Somebody said their contract expired this month, so who knows what's up with that. We would all be sad if Jeff or Jerry decided to move on to bigger and better things -- like retirement.

They could continue with a new contract or maybe they will have a new contract. Or, they could get a contract that's new that is a new contract, because continuing with a new contract may not be as good for them as getting a new contract.

Maybe Jeff knows something we don't know, maybe Jerry doesn't want to go on for the longer term. Maybe Jeff knows we don't know and he knows we don't know so he's using what he knows we don't know to tease us about what things we may not know he knows but we don't know.

Little Tommy has droppped hints from time to time about changes to the Showgram so I think that there really could be changes yet to come. Because hints are merely Tommy's way of telling us what might happen without telling us what WILL happen with the changes that might, or might not, happen to the Showgram during the next few years as the Showgram changes but doesn't change too much because we only have the things Jeff knows but doesn't know he knows to tell us what we may know about the Showgram.


You see the concept(is)? Dilbert writes stupid stuff -- and Jake writes even more stupid stuff to MOCK the stupid stuff Dilbert writes. You all ignore Dilbert -- and Jake tells you how stupid he is and you don't have to get mad at Dilbert and give him the satisfaction of invading your thread. It's a simple concept(is) and could be fun -- but, if it seems "equally annoying" we can go back to making fun of cheap clothes once a week. I write to please....me :cheers:

[insightbyjake]

Wow, I've sunk mighty low. Comparing myself to LBM to make myself look good. Maybe next I can compare myself to Jeffrey Dahmer to make it seem like I'm a good cook, or Paris Hilton to make me seem smart.

One need not "compare" to look "smart" next to LBM -- You've got that hands-down.

As for Jeffry Dahmer....you need not compare yourself as a cook --- but, rather, a better "connisseur" of cuisine.

Last, but not least, you need not compare yourself to Paris Hilton to seem smart.

Go back to your LBM reference and you are Mensa-in-waiting compared to the 7-11 shopping, R-rated-movie-watching-with-my-kids-sit-on-my-ass-and-watch-television-made-for-a-retarded-socio-pathetic-recluse-waiting-for-my-next-alimony-check-so-I-can-shop-for-clothes-that-don't-make-me-look-too-fat-and-cost-less-than-tickets-to-a-Jerry-Lewis--make-fun-of-fags-show-that-Jer-can-defend-by-insisting-Jerry-Lewis-is-not-a-homophobe-like-Mel-Gibson-cause-he-came-to-my-"piece-of-sh*t"-play."

You haven't "sunk" -- you've merely "sagged."

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! Jake!

Ack. Jerry Lewis came to one of those plays? I bet he doesn't come back for another one!

[Alpinemaps]

Wow, I've sunk mighty low. Comparing myself to LBM to make myself look good.

Nah, don't worry about it. My wife is pregnant with our first child. I'm using LBM as an example of how *not* to parent.

(Not that I don't have plenty of good examples in my life, but it's always good to have that opposing point of view to balance things out)

[insightbyjake]

Nah, don't worry about it. My wife is pregnant with our first child. I'm using LBM as an example of how *not* to parent.

(Not that I don't have plenty of good examples in my life, but it's always good to have that opposing point of view to balance things out)
That's hilarious! What an amusing book: "(Not)Parenting My Way"
by LBM. (with a dedication from Britney Spears)

[Trixie]

I'm listening this morning to niner-four-pointer-one.

They are asking listeners (this doesn't include me) to call in with their response to this question:

"What is the worst thing an adult said to you as a child?"

I'm hoping CharlieCain calls in with "I'm your mother" as said by Laura.


Or FH kids calls in with "I'm your father" as said by FH.

[insightbyjake]

Jeff: "You know whenever I hear or read mean things about us, like on the internet, I think 'It's not about me -- it's about them.'"


No.....it's about you.

[Transplant]

Jeff: "You know whenever I hear or read mean things about us, like on the internet, I think 'It's not about me -- it's about them.'"


No.....it's about you.

I heard that zinger too! So Jeff is surfing our forum too!!!!

[BecInCA]

Jeff: "You know whenever I hear or read mean things about us, like on the internet, I think 'It's not about me -- it's about them.'"


No.....it's about you.

Jake- you took the words right out of my mouth. I heard Jeff say that this a.m. and I SO (caps intended) wanted to say "But it really is about you, please let me make myself clear on that."

[loriraesd]

SDReadhead - Those are not Dils, Jake is doing his own. They are equally annoying.

Equally annoying, are you kidding me? Jake is brilliant.... Conceptis, who ARE you?

[Wabbitsd]

heard the same bit...then Jeff going on about how "We" do such and such in reaction to this for our kids...and "We" do this and that...

I keep yelling back, "No, YOU do that...to compensate for your not being there for your kids....not everyone...YOU!"

Has he got the Royal "We" thing goin on? Does he have the Queen's parade wave, too?

[loriraesd]

Did anyone here Jerk's really offensive joke this morning, nearly banishing him to the corner? I just missed it walking into work...... anybody out there? Jeff immediately referenced concern for protecting their junior listeners.........

[wanky]

Did anyone here Jerk's really offensive joke this morning, nearly banishing him to the corner? I just missed it walking into work...... anybody out there? Jeff immediately referenced concern for protecting their junior listeners.........

He said in reference to callers describing the worst thing that someone's ever said to them, "it's like a tampon in a punchbowl" or something like that.

Not that I listen to them or anything.

[Transplant]

LBM has FH babysitting all the kids (including her's) saturday night so she can emcee an event? LBM just told FH that they like to stay up late! So is that because it allows her to sleep in on sunday morning? What a great mom...no schedule, no consistency!

New book title by LBM: How to pawn the kids (who i don't see enough as it is) off on other people

[boris85]

I just sacrificed my eyes for the sake of this thread and watched the "preview" clip of Tommytub(e).

My thoughts:

Ick. He's still a chunk. I didn't realize that he was that...um...round.

He has NO artwork or decorations on his walls. Total lack of "home" vibes.

Bad camera work. Bad jokes. Bad singing.

It's my understanding that we will be treated to this "peek" into Tummy's and LBM's home one evening a week.

I'm sure that is going to be an evening that none of the kids are around - if Dannell and DaveCain are smart :)

It reminds me of a dorm room. And the saying that the camera adds 10 pounds - looks to be more like 75. Laura is sure a "healthy" girl...

[loriraesd]

OMG.... that's all I can say.... OMG

[Transplant]

So, it's 9 a.m. What are the chances that "he who shall not be named" shows up around 10:15 this morning to post?

Anyone want to take odds?

[11ListenerNot]

omg, Tubbytube is here! Did anyone watch the first annoying episode. At the end he had to pull out his guitar and sing. Thank God I didn't have the volume turned up. When I saw the guitar I had thoughts of it landing in the pool!

[loriraesd]

omg, Tubbytube is here! Did anyone watch the first annoying episode. At the end he had to pull out his guitar and sing. Thank God I didn't have the volume turned up. When I saw the guitar I had thoughts of it landing in the pool!

This will be reminiscent of the Britney-KFed reality tv disaster.... don't dignify it by viewing it, people!

[11ListenerNot]

Sorry guys, I thought the Tubbytube was new news, didn't realize it was posted yesterday, and I didn't read the previous posts.

Please don't call me di***o

[Transplant]

Sorry guys, I thought the Tubbytube was new news, didn't realize it was posted yesterday, and I didn't read the previous posts.

Please don't call me di***o

Come on L13..pay attention, there is going to be a test later! (no prob really!)

[11ListenerNot]

I'm listening this morning to niner-four-pointer-one.

They are asking listeners (this doesn't include me) to call in with their response to this question:

"What is the worst thing an adult said to you as a child?"
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What the h**l? They just did this same segment a few weeks ago. Digging to the bottom of the barrel again, no new material!

[11ListenerNot]

Look at the videos of Jeff and Jer posted on the site from some tv shows they did in the past. They both lack acting talent. I wouldn't vote for either one. Not academy award performances my friends!

[Transplant]

Friday September 7, 2007 9am
Friday, September 7, 2007 at 12:36pm

Friday September 7, 2007 9am: It's the weekend! GO CHARGERS! Chargers 34 Bears 17! I get the kids early Sunday morning, so today and tomorrow I'm working out a lot and just doing stuff around the house.

Today/Friday: I'm doing Bikram Yoga at 4:30 or 6:30……I'm also going to try to walk Mission Bay this afternoon.

Saturday: 5:45am Iron Mountain…….9am Torrey Pines……..Noon lifting weights

Sunday: 7:45am Cowles Mountain…..Some of the regulars are starting at 7am at Cowles.
If I get Eddie and Vanessa at this time, we will still do the walk.

Email me at [email protected] what so he can send us nasty emails or stalk us by our IP and address?

I feel that I'm prepared to do the 3 day. I'm needing to make sure the TEAM is signed up and some of the regulars that do the walks and hikes are all signed up and we raise money for everyone to get in. BUDDIES FOR LIFE is our team along with Channel 8 and Barbara Lee Edwards!

I'm thinking I'm going to do the TENT thing overnight at the 3 day! I think I'm going to tough it out instead of going home each night to rest. I will stay in the tent and get everyone upset because I snore really loud. SORRY!

TOMMYTUBE: There's a sneak preview on the website to TOMMYTUBE. One night a week, we will go LIVE from my house and see what Laura and I are up to OR is it me and Laura or Laura and me?

All is well and I will write more later. My mom is doing fine and my kids are cool and my relationship with Michelle is going really well. Thank you for all the emails on going to church and the emails on my relationship with Michelle. It's cool to get emails about wondering if it was too soon. I honestly can tell you, I JUST KNEW from the start. I am so happy right now and I am so happy the children are doing really well with all this as well. That is our first concern but couldn't give them a heads up before he blabbed on the air?and that does come first for both of us. We are engaged and that's our business NOW when the day comes to get married that will be THE KIDS decision on when that will happen. We will not change a thing for the kids….Our kids love their schools and we will not interrupt that. If we get married today, nothing will change for them. If we get married in a million years, then I will wait, but all is well and I'm doing really cool with all this…

I was actually thinking this morning about FINALLY having something in common with Paul McCartney. yeah, you both picked a bad woman (moochelle) to marry the second time around....i won't even go into sharlow and the other ditzPaul is my hero and I tried so hard for so many years to be in a band like the Beatles. Well, that of course never happened. Then, I tried to be in a band like Wings, but that of course never happened. What I do have in common NOW with Paul is the LOVE he had for Linda. I have that same LOVE he had for Linda. He never ever was away from her (only in a Japan jail) and he raised all the kids with her. I feel I have that same LOVE and I am looking forward to my future with Michelle.

[11ListenerNot]

LBM has FH babysitting all the kids (including her's) saturday night so she can emcee an event? LBM just told FH that they like to stay up late! So is that because it allows her to sleep in on sunday morning? What a great mom...no schedule, no consistency!
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Wow, what a slumber party!! FH's kids, LBM's kids, Moochelle's kids, the neighbor kids, who else??

[mel41099]

was actually thinking this morning about FINALLY having something in common with Paul McCartney.....What I do have in common NOW with Paul is the LOVE he had for Linda. I have that same LOVE he had for Linda. He never ever was away from her (only in a Japan jail) and he raised all the kids with her. I feel I have that same LOVE and I am looking forward to my future with Michelle.

WTF?

[11ListenerNot]

Paul is my hero and I tried so hard for so many years to be in a band like the Beatles. Well, that of course never happened. Then, I tried to be in a band like Wings, but that of course never happened
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Of course it never happened. How can he even compare himself to Paul McCartney.

[feefifofum]

LBM has FH babysitting all the kids (including her's) saturday night so she can emcee an event? LBM just told FH that they like to stay up late! So is that because it allows her to sleep in on sunday morning? What a great mom...no schedule, no consistency!

New book title by LBM: How to pawn the kids (who i don't see enough as it is) off on other people
So sad..."It's my weekend with my kids - See ya!"

[feefifofum]

I was actually thinking this morning about FINALLY having something in common with Paul McCartney. Paul is my hero and I tried so hard for so many years to be in a band like the Beatles. Well, that of course never happened. Then, I tried to be in a band like Wings, but that of course never happened. What I do have in common NOW with Paul is the LOVE he had for Linda. I have that same LOVE he had for Linda. He never ever was away from her (only in a Japan jail) and he raised all the kids with her. I feel I have that same LOVE and I am looking forward to my future with Michelle.

I think Moochelle is more like Heather Mills. :kaching:
(Don't throw stones at me, Heather Mills fans!)

[Dilbert-1985]

Well, another week of the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram is over.

Jeff is going this weekend back to his hometown in Ohio, and will introduce B.J. Thomas at the county fair there. Those people in San Diego who grew up somewhere else always have a place in their heart for their hometown. It brings back so many memories for Jeff to go back and visit.

Gosh, remember, when Jeff got a tattoo of a map of Ohio on his arm? So he has fond rememberances of growing up and middle America and all that. But then to his kids, San Diego is their hometown. So to everyone who grew up someplace else, remember that to your kids, San Diego is their hometown, and their place that they will have all the nostalgia as their hometown someday.

Little Tommy has worked harder than most of us know to get this Tommy Tube thing set up properly. So everybody can check it out on the web site. Please go there and click on Tommy Tube.

And then like Tommy says, him and Michelle aren't just going to rush into anything. They take it slow. The kids are going to be the ones to decide when they get married. So take Tommy at his word and you can take that to the bank!

We should all be proud of Laura for crossing the six month threshold of being sober and clean. Do you realize that most people who go to rehab will relapse? But Laura is strong and taking it one day at a time. Laura might seem sometimes like a happy go lucky kind of girl who just takes life as it comes, but we see from this that she is stronger than you might think. Did anyone hear yesterday how a lot of people called in to the Showgram and said how Laura inspired them? You can't argue with that. She has inspired people whether some people here think she did or not.

[SadSadSad]

I was waiting for the Linda-Moochelle comparison. That FH is really F*@#ed in the head. When he was married to Danelle he had two great kids and we heard about what a great cook she was and how she did her scrapbooking, etc. He cheats on her and all of a sudden she is a small mistake in his life who never put candles on his cake? So now he knows Moochelle for 60 days now and she is the love of his life? Dude, FH stop insulting Paul McCartney by comparing your life to his. He never did anything to you.

[11ListenerNot]

Here's the junk for today, blah blah

Dear Diary,

Tommy is the best guy ever. When I got home from work yesterday, I found a bunch of fun sober-related treats on my bed. Tommy left key chains, coins and other sobriety tokens marking my various lengths of no-boozin'. He also left this beautiful plaque about friendship and the coolest wooden box to put all my tokens and things in. I was so touched by this unexpected celebration.

Last night, Tommy came with me to my meeting. He stood up when it was token time to present me with the blue 6 month chip. He said the nicest things. Again, I realized how thankful I am to be an alcoholic. Honestly. Because of this dang thing I have in my brain, I have met the most interesting people. In those rooms, I hear the most inspirational, sometimes shocking, always reassuring stories from people who are nothing like me, but just like me.

Tomorrow night, I'm emcee-ing an event at The Marston House in Balboa Park. It's called Laughing Out Loud and it benefits The Stepping Stone, which is a recovery center for people with substance abuse problems. And, it's free. And, it has a huge success rate. Anyway, I was all over it when they asked me to be a part of this. Plus, I get to meet THE Nellie Olsen! She's going to do some kind of stand-up routine.

This afternoon, I pick up my babies for the weekend. We're thinking about doing Dave and Busters tonight. OR, Chuck E Cheese because Charlie says he has a bunch of tokens or tickets left over from the last time he was there. Oh, goody, so that means I get to spend 20 bucks or more so Charlie can win a bunch more tickets and then turn them all in for some crappy plastic parachute guy! What a rip!

We have our bed pillows already allocated. Charlie gets the one with the stripped pillow case, Evie gets the Minnie Mouse pillow case and I get whatever I can grab during the night. I wish we had a camera hanging from the ceiling just to take a picture in the wee hours of the morning of all of us sleeping in that queen bed. Last time the kids spent the weekend with me, I woke up at 3am to find Charlie diagonal on the bed, Evan sleeping with her head at the foot of the bed and me hanging onto the very edge of the bed…like I was hanging onto a cliff for dear life. I bet it looked pretty funny.

BTW, I cannot wait for the Fall TV season to start up. I miss my weekly shows…Prison Break, Lost, Heroes, The Office and I'm even into Survivor this time. I tried to get into Big Brother 8. Watched it last night for a bit and was turned off by the people. Yuck. Oooo…just remembered that a new Intervention is on tonight. Yippee!
I can't wait to snuggle with my babies! I'm so excited!

See you on Monday, Diary.
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She is thankful to be an alcoholic??

[wonkatania]

LBM has FH babysitting all the kids (including her's) saturday night so she can emcee an event? LBM just told FH that they like to stay up late! So is that because it allows her to sleep in on sunday morning? What a great mom...no schedule, no consistency!
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Wow, what a slumber party!! FH's kids, LBM's kids, Moochelle's kids, the neighbor kids, who else??


I am seriously considering dropping MY kids off at FH's house and have a great weekend. Oh, wait, I am a responsible parent and mature adult. Never mind.

[loriraesd]

I just sent an email to J&J telling them that the tampon comment this morning was beyond disgusting.....

I got a very quick reply explaining that the comment "just came out", and they are very sorry for offending me....

I responded that I just heard it again on their 10:30am promo, and to please stop promoting themselves as a kid-friendly show.... of all this morning's show clips, they had to play that again?????? What the..............??????????????

[Wabbitsd]

wonk, isn't that interesting....I have some annoying and undisciplined neighbor kids, and I'm thinking of offering to drop them off at Fathead's house...wow...

Do you think Fathead has a secret bedroom that only special kids can sleep in? Do you think Fathead secretly thinks he is Peter Pan?

Do you think maybe Fathead has a crush on Michael Jackson?



"This afternoon, I pick up my babies for the weekend. We're thinking about doing Dave and Busters tonight"

Anyone beside me think this is absolutely the worst place to take young kids? It's like a casino environment, and too many adults running around, and well, we won't mention that alcohol is all over the place. Good to acclimate your kids to playing alongside drunk happy hour crowders...How is she going to watch a young girl like Evie and Charlie (and of course, his collection of buddies from the old 'hood) at that place?

Should we all just go ahead and file the missing child report(s) now?

[loriraesd]

I absolutely love how brilliantly Jake has succeeded in neutralizing the insect...............

[RowdyOne]

I just sent an email to J&J telling them that the tampon comment this morning was beyond disgusting.....

I got a very quick reply explaining that the comment "just came out", and they are very sorry for offending me...

Who sent the quick reply... was it "signed"?

[Conceptis]

Duh, me get concept. Duh, first time fuuny. Duh, second time not as funny. Duh, third time less funny. Duh, me no think funny any more.

[Dilbert-1985]

Well Laura is like a single mom now so he has to take the kids places to entertain them. Dave and Busters is supposed to be like Chuck E Cheese. They just ask you to watch your kids around the games. Laura would never put her kids in a place thats not appropriate for kids. And I forget if Laura's kids are handling the split up well, but the kids have to adapt to the fact that their parents aren't together, plus Laura came back from rehab a changed person, so the kids have to get used to her. And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink. She will just drink Coke with the kids and thats it.

[loriraesd]

Who sent the quick reply... was it "signed"?

Unsigned... are you kidding?.... spineless creatures

[Conceptis]

Well, it looks like Laura has the Dil keyboard today.

[Dilbert-1985]

Laura is more torn up by the seperations than anybody will ever know. There's lotsa private stuff between her and Dave also. It's just not an easy situation on anybody. So if Laura can take the kids out and have a good time, she should do that. They need to know their parents still care and love them even if the parents aren't together. And don't forget that Laura has been a working mom all these years and knows you have to give your kids quality time.

[loriraesd]

Well, it looks like Laura has the Dil keyboard today.

"He who shall not be named" shall not be referenced.... I will await Jakes's insights.........

[Conceptis]

"He who shall not be named" shall not be referenced.... I will await Jakes's insights.........

You poor thing.

[loriraesd]

Jake, it's time to beat up on Conceptis again..........

[listener13]

Hi, my name is Dickbert, and I'm as dense as they come. I just love to share my little Mary Sunshine crap with all you fine forum members. I don't care that no one reads my posts or even cares what I have to say, because, I obviously have a lot of time on my hands with either 1) my kids off being watched by the real parent in the household, 2) no church until Sunday, 3) because I'm out of Sam Adams beer or 4) Debbie is working and I'm out of gay porn.

Anyway, golly gee willikers, I'm just going to post post post my endless drivel and hope that you wonderful people on this board will read it and tune in to the best station on the planet, Star 94.1, and hear about all of the fun and interesting stuff we do to keep you, SAN DIEGO, informed and entertained. Oh, the hilarity of it all.:stupid:

[SadSadSad]

And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink. She will just do Coke with the kids and thats it.

Well, it's good to hear she is just going to do some Coke with her kids and stay away from the alcohol. You're right Dilbutt, she is a changed woman.

[loriraesd]

Well, it's good to hear she is just going to do some Coke with her kids and stay away from the alcohol. You're right Dilbutt, she is a changed woman.

Hilarious!

[listener13]

Well, it's good to hear she is just going to do some Coke with her kids and stay away from the alcohol. You're right Dilbutt, she is a changed woman.

SadSadSad: I was gonna scold you for reposting that drivel, but that IS priceless. Well, I guess you can never start too early with introducing your children to Coke.

This person is a blithering moron.

[loriraesd]

SadSadSad: I was gonna scold you for reposting that drivel, but that IS priceless. Well, I guess you can never start too early with introducing your children to Coke.

This person is a blithering moron.

Don't you know? It's intended.....

[Conceptis]

Jake, it's time to beat up on Conceptis again..........

I am so humbled that I could actually have insulted your almighty exhaulted leader Jake. But come on there are plenty of clever and funny things being posted here. The clown graphics yesterday were great. L13's recent post very funny. You don't need a leader.

[listener13]

Don't you know? It's intended.....

You're giving them WAY too much credit......

[wonkatania]

Well, I was finally able to see the First Episode of Teletummy's. It looks as though it will bomb, it simply will not be interesting enough to keep anyone entertained.

Though the next episode looks promising, Laura will apparently have some TommyCustard.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8638/teletummysim6.jpg

[Conceptis]

Well, I was finally able to see the First Episode of Teletummy's. It looks as though it will bomb, it simply will not be interesting enough to keep anyone entertained.

Though the next episode looks promising, Laura will apparently have some TommyCustard.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8638/teletummysim6.jpg

Now that's funny.

[shello]

Speaking of Dave and Busters, Chuck E Cheese (I call it Cut the Cheese) and the others...truly good parenting means that when you're at these places you DO NOT let your kids out of your grasp. And you DON'T let them run in the bathroom to potty on their own. Havens for pervs, these places are. Yet, parents do these things without thinking. Listen up Laura.

[Dilbert-1985]

How in the heck do you guys make the Tele Tubbies with Little Tommy and Laura like that?

Well, it should be way cool to see Tommy Tube and see what goes on at Little Tommy's house.

[Dilbert-1985]

Cripe, it sure is amazing what people can do with computers and pictures and everything.

[SDchick]

Hey! I know I'm weeks behind (again) but I just clicked on Michelle's engagement ring, and it's not an engagmenet ring at all!

It's a wedding band set! What the heck? Did anyone else notice this? It's not even two bands sautered together, it's an engagment ring,and the wedding band that goes with it. I think it's really strange to put them together like that, when he's proposed...

Am I off base here? Ladies, what are your thoughts? The picture made me really believe that this is truly all a hoax.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I think it's really strange to put them together like that, when he's proposed...

Am I off base here? Ladies, what are your thoughts? The picture made me really believe that this is truly all a hoax.

Although I agree that it's weird to show both rings together, I think that they just thought that since they were purchsed as a set...well, they wanted to show the "I'm-a-big-deal-in-San-Diego-and-I-can-get-comped-a-great-price-on-a-run-of-the-mill-style-wedding-set-for-my-celebrity-chasing-new-fiancee" whole thing at once!

Whew! Hyphen typing is tough!

Now if someone sees Moochelle currently wearing BOTH rings - that would be really questionable. And should be reported back here post haste!

[mel41099]

I know I should ignore, but he-who-shall-not-be-named has pushed me to comment:

Well Laura is like a single mom now so he has to take the kids places to entertain them.
Not if she wasn't freeloading and had her own place to live.


They just ask you to watch your kids around the games.
Shouldn't you be watching them ALL the time?


And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink.
That's not the point. Don't put your kids in that kind of enviornment.


And don't forget that Laura has been a working mom all these years
Don't EVEN get me started on this one... a four hour day and home before 11am is NOT a working mom.

[11ListenerNot]

Wonk, love the teletubbies!! I bet FH and LMB even get a kick of of them!

[BecInCA]

Wonk, love the teletubbies!! I bet FH and LMB even get a kick of of them!

LMB? Did I miss something? I thought all along it was LBM. Was this a typo or do you know something that I don't? : )

[11ListenerNot]

Here's my plans for the weekend

1. Go on all the walks on Saturday
2. Drop my kids off at FH's so that I can...
3. Go to the Stepping Stone event and watch Laura blah blah blah
4. Go on all the walks on Sunday

What more fun can a person have??!!

[SDchick]

Although I agree that it's weird to show both rings together, I think that they just thought that since they were purchsed as a set...well, they wanted to show the "I'm-a-big-deal-in-San-Diego-and-I-can-get-comped-a-great-price-on-a-run-of-the-mill-style-wedding-set-for-my-celebrity-chasing-new-fiancee" whole thing at once!

Whew! Hyphen typing is tough!

Now if someone sees Moochelle currently wearing BOTH rings - that would be really questionable. And should be reported back here post haste!

I think you've hit the mark on that one, thanks for your take on this!

[iamsheens]

I know I should ignore, but he-who-shall-not-be-named has pushed me to comment:

Not if she wasn't freeloading and had her own place to live.


Shouldn't you be watching them ALL the time?


That's not the point. Don't put your kids in that kind of enviornment.


Don't EVEN get me started on this one... a four hour day and home before 11am is NOT a working mom.

I agree with everything you said...I especially was disturbed by the fact laura wanted to take her kids to dave and busters. I've never been there but I know it isnt kid friendly. Seriously, maybe all the drugs and booze made her loose too many brain cells

[iamsheens]

Friday September 7, 2007 9am
Friday, September 7, 2007 at 12:36pm

Friday September 7, 2007 9am: It's the weekend! GO CHARGERS! Chargers 34 Bears 17! I get the kids early Sunday morning, so today and tomorrow I'm working out a lot and just doing stuff around the house.

Today/Friday: I'm doing Bikram Yoga at 4:30 or 6:30……I'm also going to try to walk Mission Bay this afternoon.

Saturday: 5:45am Iron Mountain…….9am Torrey Pines……..Noon lifting weights

Sunday: 7:45am Cowles Mountain…..Some of the regulars are starting at 7am at Cowles.
If I get Eddie and Vanessa at this time, we will still do the walk.

Email me at [email protected] what so he can send us nasty emails or stalk us by our IP and address?

I feel that I'm prepared to do the 3 day. I'm needing to make sure the TEAM is signed up and some of the regulars that do the walks and hikes are all signed up and we raise money for everyone to get in. BUDDIES FOR LIFE is our team along with Channel 8 and Barbara Lee Edwards!

I'm thinking I'm going to do the TENT thing overnight at the 3 day! I think I'm going to tough it out instead of going home each night to rest. I will stay in the tent and get everyone upset because I snore really loud. SORRY!

TOMMYTUBE: There's a sneak preview on the website to TOMMYTUBE. One night a week, we will go LIVE from my house and see what Laura and I are up to OR is it me and Laura or Laura and me?

All is well and I will write more later. My mom is doing fine and my kids are cool and my relationship with Michelle is going really well. Thank you for all the emails on going to church and the emails on my relationship with Michelle. It's cool to get emails about wondering if it was too soon. I honestly can tell you, I JUST KNEW from the start. I am so happy right now and I am so happy the children are doing really well with all this as well. That is our first concern but couldn't give them a heads up before he blabbed on the air?and that does come first for both of us. We are engaged and that's our business NOW when the day comes to get married that will be THE KIDS decision on when that will happen. We will not change a thing for the kids….Our kids love their schools and we will not interrupt that. If we get married today, nothing will change for them. If we get married in a million years, then I will wait, but all is well and I'm doing really cool with all this…

I was actually thinking this morning about FINALLY having something in common with Paul McCartney. yeah, you both picked a bad woman (moochelle) to marry the second time around....i won't even go into sharlow and the other ditzPaul is my hero and I tried so hard for so many years to be in a band like the Beatles. Well, that of course never happened. Then, I tried to be in a band like Wings, but that of course never happened. What I do have in common NOW with Paul is the LOVE he had for Linda. I have that same LOVE he had for Linda. He never ever was away from her (only in a Japan jail) and he raised all the kids with her. I feel I have that same LOVE and I am looking forward to my future with Michelle.

Ok weren't Paul and Linda married for a long time? You can't say you have their love after a few months of dating. He seriously has lost his mind...FH and moochelle don't even live together yet so they are always apart from each other and they aren't raising any kids together....Seriously where did he come up with this comparison? What an idiot.

And I don't want to even try and picture him singing.....

[loriraesd]

Actually, Dave & Busters is a fine place for kids, as long as you stay within the arcade area.... I don't believe they allow alcohol in the arcade

[iamsheens]

I just sent an email to J&J telling them that the tampon comment this morning was beyond disgusting.....

I got a very quick reply explaining that the comment "just came out", and they are very sorry for offending me....

I responded that I just heard it again on their 10:30am promo, and to please stop promoting themselves as a kid-friendly show.... of all this morning's show clips, they had to play that again?????? What the..............??????????????


I cant believe they replayed that part of the show...especially after they apologized for offending you....did they respond to your second email yet?

[iamsheens]

Actually, Dave & Busters is a fine place for kids, as long as you stay within the arcade area.... I don't believe they allow alcohol in the arcade

oh well see I obviously don't know anything about it. I just think if you are trying to stay sober Dave and Busters prolly isn't the place you want to take your kids, chuck e cheese seems more kid friendly....

And isn't Charlie 7?? Don't you think he has some idea of what his mom has gone through, kids that age start to click things together.

[loriraesd]

oh well see I obviously don't know anything about it. I just think if you are trying to stay sober Dave and Busters prolly isn't the place you want to take your kids, chuck e cheese seems more kid friendly....

And isn't Charlie 7?? Don't you think he has some idea of what his mom has gone through, kids that age start to click things together.

I haven't been there in a while, but to my best recollection, they have the restaurant along the front perimeter on the windows (with bar), and the arcade encompasses the largest section from the restaurant to the back.... lots of kids as well as adults.....:cheers:

[loriraesd]

And, yes, iamsheens, kids are extremely estute (did I spell that right?).... Charlie knows

[Smitty]

I have worked harder than most of us know to get this Tommy Tube thing set up properly. So everybody can check it out on the web site. Please go there and click on Tommy Tube.

And then like I say, me and Michelle aren't just going to rush into anything. We'll take it slow. The kids are going to be the ones to decide when we get married. So take me at my word and you can take that to the bank!

We should all be proud of Laura for crossing the six month threshold of being sober and clean. Do you realize that most people who go to rehab will relapse? But Laura is strong and taking it one day at a time. Laura might seem sometimes like a happy go lucky kind of girl who just takes life as it comes, but we see from this that she is stronger than you might think. Did anyone hear yesterday how a lot of people called in to the Showgram and said how Laura inspired them? You can't argue with that. She has inspired people whether some people here think she did or not.

You can say that again Tommy Tubby Dil!

[Wabbitsd]

lorira, I would agree if your kids were over the age of 10 or 11....well, wait. I wouldn't say it was a "fine" place for them, I just think it's too much rubbing elbows with adults who come to drink. Not a good place for young kids. The whole arcade experience (to me) is so much about divorced parents who don't really want to relate to their kids...

HEre's my take: if you have kids, you do stuff together where you can actually talk to each other during daylight hours, stuff they like to do. You don't head off to a place where you basically are focusing on video screens and junk prizes and fast food.

Here in San Diego, Laura, (not talking at lorira here, but to LBM who evidently took custody of the keyboard) we have some more kid-appropriate places, family fun centers where you can play miniature golf, for instance. Padre Game? Not too bad, as long as you don't have to hang outside a beer stand and hope those two kids from the frozen yogurt place come along.

I know that things are different if you think you are a big deal and you need to be near where you can sneak a ciggie and pretend you are hanging with the singles like in college, but when you have kids, I would hope that the kids have activities on the weekend like soccer, or maybe dance classes, swimming, etc. etc. where you go to bed fairly early on Fri nite so you can get up early and go out and do stuff on Saturday and maybe even Sunday that is kid-focused.

This having a frat house for under 10 year olds at FatHead's house is not the same. Going to Dave and Buster's on a Friday nite is not the same. Again, the kinds of folks who head over there on a Friday nite are not the ones I would want kids around all the time. There are some less drunk-intensive times at D&B's, I'm saying. Like early afternoons on Saturday. But leave the evening hours to the adults who are coming there.

[boris85]

wonk, isn't that interesting....I have some annoying and undisciplined neighbor kids, and I'm thinking of offering to drop them off at Fathead's house...wow...

Do you think Fathead has a secret bedroom that only special kids can sleep in? Do you think Fathead secretly thinks he is Peter Pan?

Do you think maybe Fathead has a crush on Michael Jackson?



"This afternoon, I pick up my babies for the weekend. We're thinking about doing Dave and Busters tonight"

Anyone beside me think this is absolutely the worst place to take young kids? It's like a casino environment, and too many adults running around, and well, we won't mention that alcohol is all over the place. Good to acclimate your kids to playing alongside drunk happy hour crowders...How is she going to watch a young girl like Evie and Charlie (and of course, his collection of buddies from the old 'hood) at that place?

Should we all just go ahead and file the missing child report(s) now?

She always has to be doing something with the kids - going the Crappy Cheese, Dave and Buttsters, watching rate-R movies, loading them with sugar - what about just being a mom and teaching them to appreciate the simple things in life!

[boris85]

Well Laura is like a single mom now so he has to take the kids places to entertain them. Dave and Busters is supposed to be like Chuck E Cheese. They just ask you to watch your kids around the games. Laura would never put her kids in a place thats not appropriate for kids. And I forget if Laura's kids are handling the split up well, but the kids have to adapt to the fact that their parents aren't together, plus Laura came back from rehab a changed person, so the kids have to get used to her. And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink. She will just drink Coke with the kids and thats it.

Beat me with a wet noodle, but I have to respond to the faint whisperings of an idiot - would never put them in an inappropriate place?? What about parking Charlie the Chimp in front of a rate-R movie like she did the other day! Quality and class!

[Wabbitsd]

interesting point, Boris. I think you have to first appreciate those things in life yourself to be able to teach your kids ...

If you have kids in the first place because you are bored and need a source of entertainment and diversion, well...that's not going to work, either.

[boris85]

Speaking of Dave and Busters, Chuck E Cheese (I call it Cut the Cheese) and the others...truly good parenting means that when you're at these places you DO NOT let your kids out of your grasp. And you DON'T let them run in the bathroom to potty on their own. Havens for pervs, these places are. Yet, parents do these things without thinking. Listen up Laura.

Laura Loser likes places like Stinky Cheese Feet because she can let the kids run around unsupervised - it's easier on her. She's lazy in everything she does.

[loriraesd]

wabbitsd.... point well taken.... I didn't read LBM's blog, so didn't realize she was taking her kids to D&B's in the evening..... there would certainly be more adults embibing, then coming into the arcade....your comments are right on point.... right on!

Also, I agree that there are plenty of child-centered activities and venues that are healthy and appropriate......

[mel41099]

Laura, since we know you're lurking. Here's some suggestions for you, things my kids and I do together...

Most Barnes and Noble's have a storytime on Friday night
Take a walk or hike and explore nature. There's Mission Trails, Poway Lake, etc.
Go to Michael's and grab some craft/art supplies, sit with them and use your IMAGINATIONS.
Play some games. Even Evie can play Candyland, Go Fish, Old Maid, etc.
Cook or bake something together (we know you don't cook, but even something as easy as grabbing a Boboli crust and some sauce and pre-shredded cheese...or premixed cookie dough)

They've seen and heard more than their little eyes, ears, and hearts ever should. Make memories with them - they will enjoy these types of moments much more than a loud crazed evening playing video games. Step up and be a MOM. You might actually enjoy it.